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shirozora-draws · 11 months

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Am I late to the Barbie meme?

Shower thought turned into a diptych called "Aftermath of a Barfight on Niamos Started by a Baby Who Did Nothing Wrong Ever".

Two weeks of merch designs has me churning doodles out faster than ever. I'll post the finished stuff later in the week if I don't die from all the OT I have to work to make up for the long holiday weekend.

#shirozora draws #dinluke #clan of three #and artoo #din djarin #luke skywalker #grogu #r2d2 #the mandalorian #star wars #the barbie meme!#IDK I HAD A DUMB IDEA AND RAN WITH IT #INSTEAD OF WORKING ON THE LIVE CHEEN REACTION STICKER #FUCKING WHOOPS

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simping-acefully · 3 months

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"Better Luck Next Time"

Laios Touden/Reader Not poofread, I blacked out and this was on my phone notes. English is not my first language, sorry for any mistakes No warnings 600 ish words?

You took out the small notebook out of your apron pocket and braced yourself to go to the table where your regulars had just taken a seat. You couldn't help but stare in spite of yourself. You were capable of appreciating a handsome face, and Laios was rather dashing. In fact, if he would slow down on his rambling, you'd almost want to ask him out. Almost.

There was a certain charm to him, he carried himself with grace and had gained a certain reputation over time- After all, the Touden siblings were an odd pair. You had served them before, they seemed nice enough. Decent tippers, polite. Almost too educated to be mere gold peelers. You had been tempted to ask, but everyone had their own reasons to enter the dungeon.

Now, in the perceived privacy of their table, Laios Touden was happily chatting his sister's ear off, talking about monsters and ghosts. Falin had a dopey grin on her face, matching her brother's energy effortlessly and adding observations of her own in regards to the nature of ghosts, unnerving the nearby patrons.

With an amused huff, you walked towards the oblivious troublemakers and interrupted them by clearing your throat and flashing them your best customer service smile. "Welcome to the Laughing Wolf, what can I get you?"

The knight seemed to jump within his armor seemingly taken completely off-guard by your presence- His posture shifted from relaxed to stiff, back straight as ramrod. The cleric, on the other hand, gave you a placid smile. "Ah, it's the Baraselia lady!"

You blinked owlishly at the bizarre nickname. "Pardon?"

Falin simply tilted her head and pointed at her own head, around the place where your updo was. Your hand reflexively reaches out to the side of your head, grazing the hairpin that held your bun together, and the flower charm that hung from it. "Is that what this is?"

The woman simply turned to look at her brother, your gaze shifted to follow hers. Poor Laios seemed to be shaking in his seat, face beet-red. "They are a… A plant in the dungeon. They trap things and use them as fertilizer and are strong enough to crush bone…"

"Huh?- Is that a good thing?" You took off the pin, hair cascading free as you brought the item in front of you and scrutinized the delicate ceramic flower charm. You hadn't given it much thought when you bought it, in all honesty. It just was a cute white flower with purple accents.

"Yes!" The knight startled you out of your trance with his zealous response. "It's beautiful and strong, and it's… It does- That is…"

You never thought you'd see the oldest Touden so flustered, much less when it came to talking the inhabitants of the dungeon. He was, after all, known to be enamoured by monsters and rather oblivious- To the point he would infodump any bystander that showed an iota of interest on monsters.

Your brow furrowed in concern. "Are you feeling okay? You look…off. Are you sick?" The thought made your chest tighten. These siblings were already wearing clothes in such a rough state, they didn't seem like they could afford proper medical care. "Hang on! I'll whip you up something."

And with that, you stormed away, slamming your little notebook shut and shoving it inside your apron's pocket.

Once you were out of sight, Laios' body slumped, not unlike a puppet getting its strings cut, face first into the table "Hnngg".

His frustrated (and rather pathetic) whine elicited a small chuckle from Falin, who gave her brother a sympathetic pat on the shoulder.

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #laios touden #laios dungeon meshi #Laios x Reader #dungeon meshi x reader #set before canon #his autism rizz is too powerful and i want to smooch his dumb face #no beta we die like men #one shot #shoutout to me for getting on yet another obscure fandom whoop #i have an idea of sorts for a sequel but it would be after the ending of the manga and i think i ran out of writing juice...

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golyadkin · 7 months

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Time to move out Keefe

#the righteous gemstones #keefe chambers #kelvin gemstone #eli gemstone #comics #this is so dumb but it was soooooo funny in my head all day #i just love the idea that eli assumed they got married at some point #ran off to get privately married like judy and bj #they would do it right they would get mickey mouse #also i learned today that i can't draw a tiger from memory so here's a garf #art tag

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shallowseeker · 8 months

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Cas being mean to Sam is hilarious, really

So. This is what happens when Cas is alone with Sam, and Sam starts pushing.

Cas does the Cas equivalent of "Shut up, Sam."

Sam gets annoyed by Cas's annoyance. And that makes Cas even more annoyed, so he uses smaller words and simpler metaphors—a little dig at Sam's approach, I think.

13x18 Bring em Back Alive

#and cas's use of force wasn't a GOOD IDEA EITHER #garbriel shrieked and ran away #but i just think it's funny how cas gets easily annoyed with sam too #when jack isn't around to put the nice dad face on for #and when dead isn't around to be dutiful husband for #cas returns to his old ways #and sam gets annoyed RIGHT BACK #I LOVE THEM #spn 13x18 #cas is so dumb too like stop pushing his emotions sam #we have to use FORCE lets force feed him #…dumbasses

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musubiki · 8 months

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SOME COFFY TO FUEL YOUR LIFEBLOOD 💙

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mxliv-oftheendless · 5 months

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Alice in Borderland characters at Thanksgiving

I am aware that this is incredibly dumb because Japan doesn’t have Thanksgiving lol but I just thought this would be funny. So enjoy!

Arisu

I could see Arisu not even being there because his family sucks and doing a little Friendsgiving thing with Karube and Chota instead

But for fun, let’s say he does go

He’s become a master at finding places to hide and play his games and knowing when and how many times to resurface to make it seem like he isn’t hiding

Sits at the kids table

The kids definitely love him more than the adults

He encourages his cousins to steal money to pay for Fortnite skins

He ends up being the one the shyer kids open up to about their interests, and lets them because he of all people knows how it feels to get put down for your allegedly stupid interests

He (begrudgingly) lets his little girl cousins drag him to the bathroom to raid the makeup drawers and put makeup on him

He dramatically gasps and tells the girls he loves it to make them happy though

Doesn’t get involved in the family drama, but definitely loves to watch the shit go down

Avoids his more conservative relatives and their political conversations like the plague

Karube

Last to arrive, first to leave

Also sits at the kids table because they’re way more fun than the adults

He gets food with his shyer cousins so they don’t have to go by themselves

His designated contribution is the alcohol (he also brings pop for the kids)

Sometimes he’ll make a side dish and it’s always surprisingly completely eaten by the time the night’s over

Tries not to get involved in the political debates… but he almost always gets involved because of that one homophobic uncle

That one homophobic uncle always leaves with a black eye

He watches the family drama and definitely spills the tea to Arisu and Chota at their Friendsgiving

Chota

First to arrive and is immediately put to work in the kitchen

He helps cook everything and actually gets stressed out himself in the process

He texts Arisu and Karube that he’s a horrible cook everything will taste awful this is a disaster… then two minutes later goes “Oh ok the pudding’s thickening now nevermind”

His aunts love how helpful he is and always says he’s such a Sweet Boy for helping them

Also sits at the kids table (let’s just say most of these characters sit at the kids table lol)

Knows from being Arisu’s friend that some kids will hide by themselves for a while, so he tries to make sure they don’t miss out on dinner and dessert

Has become a master at guilt tripping his more conservative family members

If one of his uncles starts saying trans kids have something wrong with them, he turns to him with the look of a kicked puppy and tearfully asks him why he would say something so mean

He doesn’t get involved in the family drama and doesn’t know the context, but when the shit starts going down he texts Karube and Arisu live updates

“Oh shit Aunt Janet told Aunt Carol she’s jealous she doesn’t have a husband OH SHIT AUNT CAROL THREW HER DRINK AT HER WHILE I WAS TYPING THAT”

Usagi

Doesn’t like Thanksgiving because of both the history behind it and her family, but always decides to suck it up and go anyway

Arisu keeps inviting her to Friendsgiving, but she doesn’t want to impose on the guys’ little tradition

If nothing else, than at least she won’t have to cook dinner for herself for once

She quietly helps out in the kitchen

If she brings anything, she brings a side dish that’s not too difficult to make

Either sits at the kids table or sits by herself

She sadly becomes the relative that listens intently to everyone else’s stories and chatter, but gets cut off when she tries to talk about what she’s been up to

She doesn’t get involved in any political debates, but has become an expert at humbling relatives who have awful takes with Judging Looks

She does get a little vindictive enjoy from telling her male relatives that politics makes them really emotional and she doesn’t want to talk to them when they’re so high-strung

Shares the family drama that goes down with Arisu and they laugh about it together

Chishiya

Hates Thanksgiving and everything about it

Only goes for three things: the food, the wine, and the drama

Inadvertently ends up becoming the babysitter of his toddler-age cousins

He has no idea why or how, but at least the toddlers provide some entertainment

Never brings anything, except a bottle of wine that he exclusively keeps for himself

(And maybe his teenage cousins if he feels like being an enabler)

He could hypothetically destroy any of his conservative relatives in a political debate, but chooses not to because he thinks it’s a waste of time

If there’s one thing he does live for at Thanksgiving though, it’s the drama

He’s the one who keeps track of it all and fills family members in on the context of the powder keg that’s exploded this year

“Yes, Aunt Janet, we’re all aware of your devotion to essential oils. It’s too bad you couldn’t find one to keep Uncle Carl from divorcing you.” he says, calmly taking a sip of wine.

Hatter

He’s been designated as the one who brings the wine because he always gets the best

Always arrives fashionably late in a flurry of flashy yet tasteful clothes and cologne

He probably ends up drinking more wine than eating the food

Jumps between sitting at the kids table and sitting with the adults

He’ll sit at the kids table because he always manages to get the kids (or Little Gremlins, as he’s affectionately nicknamed them) to spill the hot gossip to him

He’s become the relative that the younger queer relatives feel the safest coming out to

Because this man is as pan as the day is long and you cannot change my mind

Listen I genuinely feel like if I came out as non-binary to him he would cheer loudly, ask me my pronouns, then get me a celebratory drink

If any of the kids accidentally get drunk on Thanksgiving, it’s entirely his fault

He LIVES for the family drama

He not only participates, but actively instigates it

“Tell me, Carol, is Ken having another affair or was it your bleached blonde head I saw blowing him in his car?”

Then he sends Aguni pictures of Ken’s face as he tries to explain himself to a fuming Carol

Niragi

Always makes sure to bring a main course dish to show off how good at cooking he is

If any of his relatives tell him his cooking sucks, he laughs and flips them off

The one all the other cousins are scared of

And yet the one the great-aunts and grandmothers all think is a nice boy

Somehow gets along with his youngest cousins the best (they’re not old enough to think he’s weird yet lol)

Eggs on their roughhousing

His four-year-old cousin is kicking his sister, his sister is kicking back, and there’s Niragi on the couch with them going “Fight! Fight! Fight!”

Could outdrink his uncles and does

Absolutely hates football games. Only puts up with them because he likes to make bets with his relatives and win every time.

Fuels the fervor of political debates by being a troll, just sits there and grins like he thinks Uncle Jim is so fucking stupid for having such incorrect opinions.

Eggs on drama from the sidelines.

Aunt Carol and Aunt Janet are squabbling, and he’s off to the side with a glass of wine going like “OHHH, are you gonna let her talk to you that way, Aunt Carol???”

Just contributes to all the chaos and does not help fix any of it lol

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wheredidalltheusersgo · 3 months

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Is this anything

#total drama #td topher #I had a dumb idea and ran with it

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yumemiruuuu · 3 months

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Xue Meng: (seething and running away) Why can’t you just be normal??!

Mo Ran: (chasing Xue Meng in a frenzy) BOWOWOW WOOF WOOF GRRRRRR

Xue Meng: (((confused screaming)))

#i love what they have 😇#two idiots but they’re two types of idiots #none of you can convince me that mo ran never chased down xue meng barking just to drive him insane #xue meng is my beautiful dumb peacock #chickens are also called cocks and peacocks have cocks…. this is giving me ideas #i hope tumblr doesn’t ban me for this bro i didn’t mean it in an indecent way 😭#xue meng #xue meng is so silly i love him so much #mo ran too mo ran is also such a goofy aaa dude #i love mo ran’s silliness in the same way that I like watching dogs do dumb things #mo ran #erha #2024 is the year of my erha brainrot fr #erha he ta de bai mao shizun #the husky and his white cat shizun #二哈和他的白猫师尊 #2ha #2ha incorect quotes #erha incorrect quotes

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hum--hallelujah · 8 months

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honestly if I were ever to throw the Suitehearts into any of my Killjoys stuff the dynamic would literally be the stupidest thing in the world. you do not want to have the Four and those guys together in any setting. it's a recipe for disaster. Jet and Benzedrine bitch and bicker like old ladies. telepathic warfare is waged via a complex language of glares and eyebrow movements between everyone in the room. Sandman makes a wholeheartedly joking comment to Ghoul like "I want to study you in a lab" and Kobra Kid gives him a black eye on the spot. Crab and Donnie end up playing hide n seek with the Girl until someone else who isn't aware of the game accidentally dumps a whole dude out of their hiding spot on accident and then gets elbowed for it. everyone hates each other but they're also kind of pals in the way that people who occasionally help each other out but don't see each other outside of that can be. that kind of thing

#they're SOOO insane everyone hates each other but they're also bros. do you get me?#I have a couple random fic concepts where they have to help each other out and Jet literally has to mediate so much bs #like we do not have sandkid in this house. those two are trying to maim or murder each other at all times.#I feel like there's times that one or both of them has to be physically restrained.#party loves em. hates all of their guts but loves em.#IDK MAN the mental image of sandman making a dumb comment to ghoul bc he just. jokes around like an idiot as his default #and kobra just instantly sucker punching him for it... vivid mental images fr #I also think in my universe the 'hearts are a traveling circus (in that they're all frickin clowns lol) and just go wherever they're needed #as far as the idea that benzedrine is like A Doctor yknow? bc I am in fact taking that angle #he was like a resident med student in the city and crap went down and made him a little bit off his rocker and he ran for the Zones #and sandman was born out there and just. found this odd new guy intriguing.#donnie and crab are related in some way. crab is mute (nobody knows if it's selectively or for physical reasons). donnie #is kinda the brawn of the group. he will physically restrain any of the others if they're getting out of hand. it's wild #she speaks!#danger days

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zapsoda · 2 months

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there is a /tttt/ like mentality among the transmascs on here who like to deride fellow transmascs and dismiss their issues in order to look like "the good ones" and it is fascinating how identical it sounds to the women of 4chan complaining about vocal/advocate trans women or "hons" or whatever.

a significant portion of more niche intracommunity transphobia comes from our own and i think that should be acknowledged before the blame is placed on the "other" and further divides us.

#i feel like a big dumb idiot every time i talk about this bc it feels like something so small it shouldnt matter to me ahaha #i think people got the idea they were able to say whatever they want about groups they are a part of (a la those with white guilt)#and ran with it a little tooo much

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stupidzeldaaus · 2 years

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ST AU where a moment of panic during the beginning of the game leads to Link actually Kidnapping Zelda.

#link (uhhh this is a... a kiddnaAPPING??? YEAH) nikoson and zelda (that works too) hyrule #they got caught by a guard and link announced he was kidnapping the princess. he picked her up- ran to Alfonzo- screaming start the train #dumb au idea #legend of zelda #spirit tracks #link #zelda #toon link #spirit zelda #sorry i still have final fantasy nine on the brain #link is pretty much a wanted criminal everywhere.

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vigilantejustice · 9 months

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:(

#literally dumb as rocks beans for brains of me to even ever think going back to do my diploma in early #childhood education as a means to get back into the industry after like four years out was even a little bit a good idea #the job broke me the first time + i’m in a much much much worse place now #have been looking through the first chunk of assessments + so much of it is management type stuff #which is fine on paper #but doing these sorts of assessments in practice is. not something i can do #i have a settling in period of like three years minimum it takes me so long to build any confidence #+ almost every assessment involves walking into service as a student + then having to demonstrate a level of authority #which is no bueno for me #like the first assessment involves leading a team meeting #how am i supposed to walk into a centre brand new + ask to lead a meeting #and then every piece of placement assessment is the same sort of thing #lots of having to approach parents to sign permission forms + lots of taking control of rooms or learning experiences #it’s funny because technically it’s all stuff i can do because i did do it #like i ran the nursery as a lead educator + did all the management stuff but that was after having been there for a year as a student #then as an assistant so i was like. comfortable + established in the centre if that makes sense?#i couldn’t just walk into any centre off the street into a management position i need to work my way into it #if that’s what i even wanted to do #so to do it as a student is a no go #on top of that just the idea of going back to any work let alone back to childcare has given me nightsweats #since the diploma started. like my anxiety about it is out of control + realistically logically i know that this is not something that’s #going to work out but i’m ready to throw up about it because what do i do?#i’m struggling big time with feelings of inadequacy for not being educated + can’t shake the feeling that my life is kind of over #because i haven’t got a degree + it doesn’t seem like i’m going to be in a position to be well enough to get through one #+ i don’t know what work i’m cut out for i don’t feel like i’m good for anything #which sounds dramatic but i mean it in a very genuine way i’m just too nervous + scared + uncomfortable #i’m just not functioning in any sensible way + i don’t know what to do with myself #like dropping this course just makes sense but what then? what job is there for me?#it all just starts spiralling out into thinking about that i’ll probably never be able to afford to live independently out of home #+ that spirals into thinking about how i’ll never find anyone + how my life is so messy + meaningless

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manofmanymons · 2 years

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Speaking of evolution scenes why the HELL doesn't Sangloupmon have one in Survive?

Part of me is like I GUESS everyone else's happened when they had a major breakthrough in their relationship with their partner or really wanted to save someone and I GUESS Kaito and Dracmon were kind of always close and he wanted to protect someone the whole time so they didn't really NEED a breakthrough

BUT A L S O

You can't just rob me of a cutscene of my favorite human AND favorite Kemonogami and expect me not to whine about it

#polluting the digimon survive tag again #sorry i just reminded myself that that bugged me #don't even get me started one Kaito being the only character who we have 0 idea what happened to in the waterway #like we literally saw the girls' and Takuma's encounters #we saw what happened to Shuuji #we know Minoru made a dumb guess and Ryo could tell which Kunemon was real by finding the only one he could understand #but Kaito?#what the hell happened to him #game said sorry we ran out of time for character development just keep doing you #kaito shinonome #dracmon #rant

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captainbasch · 2 years

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this is what i want sacrifices for - but i went and used my boy because I didn't get an immediate response im sorry T A T// please forgive me i love your wols so much tho!!

ANYWHO I got the idea of making little WOL action figure YCH because I thought it would be a fun idea c: But it might be a terrible idea LOL You would get pretty much the bottom image - your character, choice of outfit, accessories, title on box, box details (I went with uldah cause that's where my boy's from) and a little sticker for your class/job u v u; Would you guys be interested in this kind of YCH? if so i'll figure out the price and such but otherwise it's just a fun silly thing for me <3

#ych #commissions #ffxiv #i don't know if this is a good idea or a dumb one LOL but i ran with the motivation since i havent had a spark of joy in months

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1980ssunflower · 1 year

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everyone look at my stupid silly husband 🥺💖

#f/o:💖what a fool believes🎸#tape entry circa 1980 #ISNT HE JUST SO GHDFJSKHGDFJSK #HES SO STUPID I LOVE HIM MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE #but also LISTEN hes SO creative #WHICH IS... WHY HE RAN INTO A WALL DJFKSL #LISTEN LISTEN HIS IDEA WAS CREATIVE BUT MAN... YOU SHOULDNT HAVE TESTED IT OUT LIKE THAT GHDFSJK #ryans ideas and creativeness has saved him and min during their time on the train a lot but hes still very dumb abt it GHFDJSK #but AGHHH I LOVE MY SWEET BABY ANGEL SM #hes just so silly and goofy and beautiful 🥺💖💖#i want to hold him close and pet his hair and tell him over and over every little thing i love abt him #and how i promise to stay by his side forever until the end of time and even after #and ill wipe his tears and kiss his forehead when he cries #just tell him over and over that i chose both him and min #that theyre my one (two) true loves and i wont ever leave them and will love them for all eternity #i know he struggles w the feeling of rejection...#both w how min didnt leave w him like they planned and how his own family apparently doesnt care for him #or even noticed when he went missing #i just want him to know that hes my everything and i will ALWAYS choose him

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kukuandkookie · 1 year

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Chu Wanning/Mo Ran | Mo Weiyu Characters: Chu Wanning, Mo Ran | Mo Weiyu, Xue Meng | Xue Ziming Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Role Reversal, Birthday, 墨燃0409生日快乐, Fluff, Pining, Age Swap, Role Reversal, Self-Esteem Issues, (the kind CWN usually has asjakfl), shizun!mr and disciple!cwn, no beta we die like so many people in Erha Summary:

Mo Ran ignored his protests and waited until his flustered disciple had stopped struggling to lean in closer, whispering, "I really liked hearing you wish me a happy birthday, A-Ning. Won't you say it again?"

Chu Wanning fell silent for a stretch of time, but he did eventually nod. "H-Happy birthday, Shizun."

Mo Ran beamed at that, looking so much like a large, happy husky that Chu Wanning could almost imagine a tail wagging into a grey-black blur.

It made Chu Wanning smile, bigger than his last smile, filled with all the fondness from before, except multiplied by a thousand times over. He really, really couldn't help it—everyone loved Mo Ran, after all.

And naturally, that included Chu Wanning.

...Which makes it harder for him when faced with how popular Mo Ran is. Everyone wants to give him a birthday present—and now Chu Wanning has to think about whether he should as well.

Chu Wanning's own wants are so simple—getting to enjoy positive attention from his shizun now is already so amazing. But if he were to give Mo Ran a gift, what could he even offer the man who could have anything...?

#2ha #erha #the husky and his white cat shizun #dumb husky and his white cat shizun #二哈和他的白猫师尊 #ranwan #mo ran #chu wanning #墨燃0409生日快乐 #hehe I really love the role-reversal AU for Ranwan and finally got an idea for it ^^#fanfiction #fanfic #fic #kuku88 #my writing

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