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pls be careful 🙏

do you think could microdose on being immune to brick attacks. like if i slightly hit myself on the forehead with a brick every day I'd eventually be able to break a brick on my face with no reprecussions. i know after my 10 trillion break downs this seems like a bad mental health post but i swear to GOD it's not. Do you think I could microdose on brick damage until i'm immune.

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im pretty sure thats essentially how this technique works so probably kind of? but its like some complex martial arts shit that takes really specific training i think

do you think could microdose on being immune to brick attacks. like if i slightly hit myself on the forehead with a brick every day I'd eventually be able to break a brick on my face with no reprecussions. i know after my 10 trillion break downs this seems like a bad mental health post but i swear to GOD it's not. Do you think I could microdose on brick damage until i'm immune.

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カツブシよこせです

Give me bonito flakes!

#what a polite gentleman

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メシです？

Is it the time for the meal?

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Pangur is my nap beast. she assists me by licking the same spot on my arm over and over until the skin starts to come off

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cleaning her toes + strangling her wife

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real as fuck i dont consider myself transmasc tbh but i do use the term for ease of communication im straaight ip just ftm transgender male man dog in human body

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you wish you were me

#all the artists i listen to are too fuckin indie for a fun custom matchup :-(

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"i'm literally tweaking" "are you restarted" "you sound acoustic right now" "this has crackhead energy" "my ex is such a narcissist" "i'm going nonverbal for an hour" "intrusive thoughts won"

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i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea

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SOME SKETCHES👁️👁️👁️👁️

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i wanna make up weird random headcanons so completely out of character for these 2 the way tumblr does with every other straight/straight passing ship

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you dont see brave writing like this in tv shows anymore

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do you ever think about how roxy says that it was fefetasprite who helped her get sober?

do you ever think about how post-retcon roxy never had fefetasprite?

do you ever think about how badly roxy wanted to prototype her sprite with her mom? how she scooped up her mom's ectogoo just for that purpose?

do you ever think about post-retcon roxy lying awake at night listening to the incomprehensible screeching of her unprototyped sprite that she can't use to resurrect her mom because some alien jerk won't let her in case they need the sprites later for emergency resurrections?

do you ever wonder whether she turned to alcohol to push through the pain and loneliness?

do you ever think about how the post-retcon sprites got wasted on a bunch of bullshit in the end anyway so roxy's sacrifice was totally in vain?

and do you ever think about how, after all that, post-retcon roxy got unceremoniously killed off and replaced with a different version of herself and NO ONE FUCKING CARED?

because i do

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any body part is automatically more erotic when viewed from an uncommon angle, like looking up at a dick, sideboob, backsack, etc. this is known as the Rare Sex Pepe Effect

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