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Tears of the Kingdom AU where OSHA teams up with Ganondorf.

#dumb au idea #legend of zelda #tears of the kingdom #osha #ganondorf #spoilers #i haven't gotten to play yet either #osha violation the game

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OOT au where ganondorf cant access the sacred realm because they were shooting scenes for Goncharov (1973) at the temple of time

They kept having to reshoot because of him

#dumb au idea #legend of zelda #ocarina of time #ganon #shenaniganons #ganondorf #goncharov #they gave up and he has a part as a background character #for ten seconds

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#cringe plinko #not an au

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what is Vivi doing up there

He's just chilling

#ask #not an au #fr he was absolutely my favorite guy for a bit

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anonymously make an assumption about me and i'll confirm/deny it

#im curious #not an au

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the only reason revali was jealous of link is because the master sword is shiny and his bird brain desperately needed it

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#agsgsgshahahgdsgsa #absolutely #dumb au idea #legend of zelda #breath of the wild #revali #ask #submission #i like this one! #link #master sword

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OOT AU where everything else is the same but the water temple is carpeted!

#ahahaha #dumb au idea #legend of zelda #ocarina of time

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AU where Sand Seals and Loftwings switch places.

The swap works out splendidly for the Gerudo, but the Skyloftians find themselves in a bit of bind.

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#dumb au idea #legend of zelda #skyward sword #breath of the wild #sand seal #anon i have the image of a sand seal being lifted up by a balloon and i must draw it at some point #ask #submission #i like this one! #oh #loftwing #gerudo

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Minish Cap au where it's not that adults can't see minish, they're just unobservant for some reason. Very, very unobservant (totally not inspired by the fact that you can shift to minish size and back in a cafe/restaurant/whatever the place is and nobody reacts)

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#i know right??? #dumb au idea #legend of zelda #minish cap #ask #submission #i like this one!

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The Legend Of Zelda Tumblr Sexyman Tournament: Finals!

Linebeck won by 74 votes (357-283)

Ghirahim won by 117 votes (342-225)

Well we made it to our final two.

Here's the poll!

Linebeck vs Ghirahim

Voting ends on October 27th.

@omsocks ty for sticking with us throughout the search of the sexiest man

May the best tumblr sexyman win!

#beck beck beck beck!!!! #not an au

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Aw man im going to have to change all the tags on the botw 2 to tears of the kingdom anyway sorry haven't been around lately

^-^

#not an au

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Totk AU where the champions are still there arguing about what to name the birb ship from the trailer

#dumb au idea #legend of zelda #botw2 #or should i say #tears of the kingdom #the champions #daruk wants to name him tony stony #revali thinks this is asinine #i personally want to call him steve or charlie #so that direct ey?

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what’s the vibe of your blog. everyone has their own. is it an art gallery exhibit serving canapés. a nightclub. a knights of the round table situation. a book discussion meeting. a lonely hearts club newspaper section. a bedroom where you and two friends are chatting. the school of athens debating matters of consequence. a garden tea party. a bacchanal. an agatha christie murder novel style tense dinner party. etc

#^-^ #not an au #im just bored

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TP AU where everything else is the same except Shads glasses change every time link blinks

#dumb au idea #legend of zelda #twilight princess #shad #link

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Fsa but the links have to play heroes quest against Shadow in order to rescue Zelda

It is going... poorly...

#dumb au idea #legend of zelda #four swords adventures #they were going to fight him instead of playing with him but vio was like no wait i have a plan #everyone agreed and then just didn't listen to the guy bc search for treasure sounds more fun than look for traps #and then blue and red kept asking if they could do things that aren't even in the game #and shadow allowed it. #so now they have the goblin system beloved and the goblin system beloathed #green link #red link #blue link #vio link #shadow link #zelda #shes watching this go down and is trying not to laugh

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MC AU where everything else is the same except Festari is into 70s and 80s fashion exclusively.

#dumb au idea #legend of zelda #minish cap #from the manga #he can either have a look or be incredibly tacky #festari #he comes out lookin like elvis most likely

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BOTW au where everything is the same except one random song is replaced by kk parade

#dumb au idea #legend of zelda #breath of the wild #animal crossing #the song has been stuck in my head since i heard it was clown week #it wont stop playing