#this man is sexy either way

[vintageshanny]

Get Your Belt Unloose

This is a smutty little one-shot because I’m obsessed with how sexy he looks in a jumpsuit with no belt. (And you know me - I had to add in a little fluff at the end). Thank you @lookingforrainbows for inspiring me with this picture. ❤️

Content: Elvis On Tour-era (or honestly whatever year you want to picture) backstage hanky panky, 18+

“What’s your name, honey?” The words dripped off Elvis’ tongue as he wiped a sweaty lock of hair off his forehead. He blinked a couple times, his eyes still trying to adjust after an hour of staring into blinding spotlights and flashbulbs.

“Hi Mr. Presley, my name is Sherry. I’m covering your concert for the local newspaper, and I just have a couple questions for you.” The curvy brunette standing before him in a houndstooth dress started rattling off her rehearsed monologue.

“Well, I might have a couple answers for ya honey, but only if ya call me Elvis. That okay, Sherry baby?” Elvis laughed at his own joke and broke into song. “Sherry, Sherry baby! Anyone ever sing that to ya?”

Sherry smiled and bit down on her lower lip. He was so adorably pleased with himself that she didn’t have the heart to tell him that this was the most popular response when she shared her name. Darn those Four Seasons.

“Well, no one as handsome and charming as you.” The flirtatious tone surprised even her. She had been dying to meet Elvis, but her initial plan was to keep things professional until the interview was over, then she would just thank him for, y’know, being himself. She hoped the right words would come in the moment.

Elvis’ smile grew wider as he put his hand on the small of her back and beckoned to a small private room off the busy backstage hallway. “Let’s go somewhere a little quieter so you can ask me those questions.”

“Do you ever get nervous?” Sherry asked as Elvis closed the door behind them. “Nervous to perform I mean?” She tried her best not to focus on a little bead of sweat that had formed in his gray-flecked sideburn and was currently rolling down his neck toward his fuzzy chest.

“Oh yeah, I get nervous all the time. Stage fright I guess they call it. I-I-I mean, I do this all the time, y’know? B-b-but my fans, this could be their only show, so I wanna make sure it’s as perfect as it can be. Y’know what I mean, honey?”

“Definitely.” As she scribbled in her notebook, Sherry’s eyes drifted down to where Elvis’ long fingers deftly unfastened his belt, and she knew all her hopes of professionalism were out the window.

“Ooh boy, that starts ta pinch a lil bit by the end of the night,” he announced, letting out a sigh of relief at the feeling of freedom. “I guess I mighta gained a couple pounds since the last tour.” He hoped his self-deprecating chuckle would cover the very real insecurity, but the way Sherry licked her lips as her eyes stayed glued to his lower half let him know he had nothing to worry about.

“I think you look great!” The fabric of his jumpsuit seemed to mold to every contour of his body, highlighting the creases where his thighs joined to his groin. Without the belt, it was clear that the tiny pooch below his waistline led down to some sort of treasure, the soft bulge impossible to ignore. Something about the erotic nature of the visual summoned a supernatural courage in Sherry. “You don’t have to stop with the belt, y’know.” She relished in the pink hue that overtook Elvis’ complexion as a surprised little smirk spread across his lips.

“Ya always conduct your interviews like this, honey? It’s mighty unprofessional of ya.” He winked to let her know he really didn’t mind if she continued.

Sherry smiled back as she set down her notebook and took a step closer. “There’s a time and place to be professional.” She reached her hand up, letting his sweaty chest hairs tickle the backs of her fingers as she slowly pulled his zipper down as low as it would go, a few inches south of his belly button, most of his white briefs now exposed to her, the bulge inside them more prominent now.

“Wh-what’d ya have in mind for this time and place?” Elvis leaned down and pressed his lips softly against Sherry’s, his hands running down the sides of her breasts to her waist.

“Let me show you,” Sherry murmured into his mouth as she slipped her hand down inside the jumpsuit. Through his briefs, she felt the treasure she’d been searching for - something soft and thick and warm. He started to harden immediately as she rubbed her hand over him. Elvis’ lips parted in a soft moan, and Sherry took the opportunity to lean in and kiss him again, licking his tongue. “You taste sweet,” she whispered.

“Oh, Sherry baby, d-d-don’t tease me,” Elvis groaned. “T-t-touch me for real, honey.”

Sherry pulled open the waistband of his briefs and put her hand inside, wrapping her fingers around him and pumping up and down. She pressed her thumb gently against his tip, which was sticky with precum.

“Oh, goddammit,” Elvis groaned out, his head tilted back and his long graceful neck on display. Sherry leaned in, still pumping his dick, and kissed his neck, letting her teeth nip at him ever so lightly. Then she moved her lips down to where his jumpsuit was gaping open and gave his nipple a lick, sending a shiver through his body. Elvis tilted his head forward now, his eyes closed as he reached around and gripped her butt.

“Oh wow,” Sherry breathed out as she pulled his waistband out so she could get a better look at what she was handling. Between the vibrations of their heartbeats seeming to make the entire room spin and the sight of Elvis’ throbbing pink cock in her hand, Sherry thought she might orgasm right then and there, without even being touched. As if completely in tune with her desires, Elvis’ large warm hand slipped under her short dress and inside her panties, his fingers tracing over her dripping wet folds before penetrating her entrance. He pushed her legs open a little bit more so he could sink in deeper, hitting some magical spot inside of her.

“Oh, oh, Elvis,” Sherry moaned, clenching around his fingers, waves of pleasure making it difficult to even stand, much less keep up her rhythmic pumping inside his underwear.

“Damn, honey, ‘s like a faucet down there. Ya sure were ready for me, hmm?”

Sherry nodded and tried to focus her efforts back on him, her body still reeling from the intensity of the pleasure he gave her. She decided to just really go for it, her heart racing with nerves and desire. She pulled his underwear down in the front, completely exposing his hard dick and hanging balls.

“Aww honey ya ain’t g-g-gotta-” Elvis started to protest but could only watch with lust as she sank down on her knees in front of him, enveloping him in her mouth and gently massaging his balls. “Goddamn,” Elvis groaned and licked her arousal off his fingers as Sherry grabbed his butt and pulled him tighter against her, forcing him deeper into her mouth. She tried to keep her throat relaxed as he panted above her, his dick pulsing, shooting spurts of warm cum into her.

“That was some interview, honey. You’re a forward lil’ thing, ain’t ya?”

Sherry blushed at that and tried not to stare as Elvis tucked himself back in and zipped his jumpsuit halfway up, leaving part of his glistening chest exposed. “Not usually,” she admitted.

“Oh?” Elvis looked surprised. He was usually good at telling who the good girls were and who just wanted to say they’d had Elvis Presley. “This was special for today?”

“This was special for you. I mean, I don’t usually go around doing this, but I just really wanted to make you feel good.” Sherry felt silly trying to explain her feelings for a man she technically just met, but Elvis’ pleased grin calmed her.

“Believe it or not, honey, I don’t usually go around doin’ this either.”

“I do believe you,” Sherry responded with a smile of her own.

“Why’s that?” Elvis’ brow furrowed. Usually people acted shocked to hear he wasn’t with a different woman every night.

“The way you were trembling a little bit when I pulled your zipper down. You seemed almost as nervous as I was.”

“Well, what did I tell ya? Stage fright,” Elvis laughed. “I hope I made ya feel good too, baby.”

“You know you did,” Sherry laughed. “I don’t know if I’ve ever felt so good, to be honest,” she added with a blush. “What you might not know is that you make me feel good all the time.” Elvis looked at her quizzically, waiting for an explanation. “My life has been, well, very painful at times, and when I hear you sing, it makes me happy. I actually begged my editor for this assignment so I could tell you how much you mean to me. I didn’t necessarily intend to throw myself at you, but you’re kind of irresistible,” she finished with an embarrassed little smile.

“Wow, honey, that’s real sweet of ya ta say.” Elvis blinked before a tear could roll down his cheek. “You don’t know how much it means ta hear ya say all that. Maybe now we’re even with makin’ each other feel good.”

“Elvis, I could touch you and, um, uh, kiss you like that every day and it would never be enough to make us even. You deserve…everything,” Sherry whispered, a blush spreading over her face.

“Hmm,” Elvis pondered. “Every day? Ya think ya’d have the energy for that?”

Sherry giggled and gave him a playful shove. “I’d do anything for you.”

Elvis smiled a sweet crooked grin. “Well, let’s say I need ya ta make me feel good again. How do I go about findin’ ya?”

Sherry grabbed her long-forgotten notebook and scribbled down her name and phone number.

“What’re ya gonna write about me in your article?” Elvis asked as they headed back into the hallway.

“The truth. That watching you perform was the best night of my life. And you’d do anything to please your fans.” Sherry gave a little wink to make sure her innuendo wouldn’t be lost. Elvis laughed and pulled her in for a deep kiss.

As they parted ways, Sherry didn’t know if she’d ever see him like this again, but she did know that this memory would last a lifetime.

Tag List (let me know if you want to be added or removed): @whositmcwhatsit @missmaywemeetagain @lookingforrainbows @thatbanditqueen @be-my-ally @ellie-24 @from-memphis-with-love @arrolyn1114 @atleastpleasetelephone

#elvis #elvis fan fiction #elvis fan fic #elvis x oc #to belt or not to belt #this man is sexy either way #I love this man

[average-dilf-enjoyer]

Can we please stop the alpha male-ification of Harvey because he’s not some strong and buff manly man, he’s a dorky uncooked chicken who can’t swim please understand this

#harvey sdv #stardew valley #harvey stardew valley #stardew harvey #like yeah he’s hot as fuck #but not in a your daughter calls me daddy too way #he’s hot in a charming dorky do you like my model airplane way #you either love him how he is or marry someone else i will not stand for this #no but genuinely i see this happen with a ton of other characters too #every cute nerdy character gets made into an average Sexy Man™ #it’s so disappointing because I love silly nerdy dudes

[happyk44]

Thinking about pastel goth Hazel and then remembering there's other goth subcultures and I'm doing a quick search bc im not v familiar w/ them but from a few glances of the different fashions:

Hazel: Pastel goth/Gothic lolita

Nico: Emo goth

Bianca: Mall goth

Macaria: Pin-Up goth

Melinoe: Nu-goth

Zagreus: Glam goth

Hades: All his clothes are just black or dark-coloured, what the fuck is an "aesthetic"/Corporate goth (for meetings. Or to make his nephew realize he's bisexual)

There's a lot of subcultures and I am not good with fashion and trying to find examples (especially for men's looks) of the various subcultures was. hard, but I think it's pretty good rep of my various headcanons on how they dress!

#happy talks pjo #hazel levesque #nico di angelo #bianca di angelo #idk if glam goth is really the correct one? maybe cabaret goth for zagreus - whichever one has slutty vibes and says this person fucks #either way this was fun - as much as i don't get fashion and stuff i think they're pretty neat forms of self-expression 😊 #heheh had to add that little bit on Hades bc i do believe 100% this man wears sweatpants when he doesn't have to lecture someone #but also we do know he dresses slick and sexy and percy realized he had a master-slave kink over it lol #also see: hermes 👍

[zer0point5ive]

t shirt that says i’m soo so normal about religion in the context of adam lawrence saw 2004 (lying)

#will i ever finish this who knows. maybe #either way im feeling normal about them again #📹 #who up religioning their adam saw 2004. hes soo adam bible to me its crazy #lawrence voice. ​anyone else sinning in the saw 2004 bathroom by being married but looking lustfully at another man or is it just me #sawthemusical lawrence calling adam a sexy moron has taken over my brain sorry canon. to me now

[wlw-cryptid]

Opinion on chubby butches/butches with stretch marks?

sweetheart. if my header werent what it is, it'd be "dad bod butches please call me"

#yeah i would say this water is pretty wet. what? yeah the sky is still blue too #i dont wanna joke on you too much. i know it can be hard to believe sometimes. but fat butches make this community what it is #chubby butches. fat butches. butches w thick soft arms and those rounded faces and warm tummies. theyre my friends. theyre my lovers #theyre Sexy too. i think its Hot to see a butch all shirtless with their belt n jeans kinda diggin into their stomach. i like how they can #stand kinda squared up and look Big. taking up space . i like how they feel on top of me #i like their hands! i like how bein kinda chubby can make fingers thicker. #she speaks #anon #asks #are you the same one that asked me if i like butches with top surgery scars. be honest #like. i DESIRE and SEEK butches who are thick and heavy. i think their body types add to the butch look in a way that makes my mouth water. #besides like. idk man im not super skinny either you know? and im disabled. when you have an alternative body type you just... its hard to #give a fuck about beauty standards like weight on other people. you feel me

[kaninchen-reblogs]

I’m not entirely sure how to word this correctly cuz brain currently scrampled egg but I feel like being on the aro/ace spectrum as a transfem is incredibly frustrating when the majority of online transfem spaces are very hypersexual

Like on one hand, trans women are constantly told by society that they’re undesirable except when they’re objectified and chased, so the act of taking their sexualization into their own hands is super important and I’m legitimately glad that trans girls can find spaces online where they can be unabashedly horny in a liberating way.

On the other hand, you can’t look up “transgender” on this site without getting 80% porn bots and 20% discourse, I can’t share [animal]girl[bodypart] blogs to my ace friends without them being jumpscared by the most recent post being uncensored explicit imagery, and a big chunk of the online white anglo-centric transfem culture now is being super horny, alongside NEET-posting, blahaj, and striped socks.

Like I’m on the ace spectrum but I’m sex-positive and not bothered by the horny stuff so it doesn’t affect me too much. But I cannot imagine how alienating it must feel to be aromatic, asexual, and/or sex-repulsed as a transfem and your only other option is the sanitized, infantilized “uwu im anxious eepy baby with shark plush” meme-space. And I’m aware that HRT affects libido — ever since I started it, it’s definitely gone up, so I can’t blame people for needing an outlet.

I mean I guess that speaks to how you can never be “truly” inclusive in a space because something will always be exclusive to another person. Idk I just wish the world was safer for transfems from all walks of life, and there were more spaces for us to be proud of ourselves without it falling into “super horny”, “discourse”, or “ultra-sanitized”.

#I’ve had these thoughts for a while now #like for the past month or two I’ve kept thinking about all this stuff #partially inspired by the fact that one of my best friends is a sex repulsed ace transfem #(if you’re reading this hi i love you) #and just feeling … idk. like she deserves better I guess? #I can’t speak for how the transmasc culture is since I’m not transmasc #from what I’ve seen it appears somewhat the same? #of either ‘you’re a smol bean uwu’ or ‘you’re a hunky sexy man’ with no in between #but I won’t assume that’s how it is just from those few things I’ve seen #idk it just really seems like being aro/ace/sex repulsed means that the internet is actively hostile to you #and you can’t engage in your identity without it being discourse in some way #and yes I realize the irony of saying that on a post like this #‘20% of transgender posts are discourse’ I complain as I write up a discourse-bait post lmao #please don’t actually discourse on this post I’m just tryna get my thoughts out

[essenceofarda]

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#still think abt the time an (adult) male relative told me (when i was 10) that I 'needed to lose weight or no man would ever find me sexy' #which IDK feels like a shitty thing to say to anyone but especially a girl who had yet to even reach puberty lmao #and who wasn't even That overweight at the time Nor had body image issues until that moment going forward lol #ironically... I ended up having some ED issues and gained a bunch of weight from then on #mainly bc i had some CSA trauma in my early childhood way before that conversation so I internalized the idea #that if I was fat no man would give me unwanted attention #however... this thought process (on top of other things) led me to believe for almost my entire life that no man would find me attractive #or like me or love me at ALL unless I either lose a bunch of weight and maybe not even then #which is kinda why I'm overall uninterested in men even if the attraction is technically there? #I lost interest in even male Friendships tbh bc i internalized this idea that no man would be interested in me even platonically 🤔 #anyway. just something I'm working through in therapy but every once in a while I wonder why it's so hard for me to lose weight #and then I remember... ah yes.. '✨trauma✨' lol #funky's personal tag #delete later probs #anyway. I can't really talk about this stuff easily outside of therapy irl so I just be yelling into the void sorry guys :(

[kazutora-lover]

There's this stupid thought in my brain and I thought you'd like to know which wave of stupidity I'm surfing on today :)

So like, what if hypothetically, every character that ever got (and gets) created ACTUALLY gets to live in a parallel universe? Like, everything we bring to life on this planet (fictional), gets to actually come to life in another dimension?

There'd be:

mf's who want to devour each other

people who have to avoid Shibuya like it's the plaque because of a certain 20 fingered weirdo

heroe's who want to be pro-heroe's and their explosive one-of-a-kind

volleyball players who dance for meat

lots and lots of shadow clones and the emo friend

a bald dude who could destroy everything with one snap of his finger

a crybaby who goes back in time for his girly and friends

a walking chainsaw and his abnormal friends who are or become weapons

& whatever Junji Itō created 😭

And now imagine, you'd get to live on the same planet as them and instead of different nationalities and countries, there'd be different 'universes' as continents.

#i know this is nonsense but please #also i realized the bald dude could be either thanos or one punch man 😭 #but imagine? #and the way akutami & horikoshi & fujimoto & wakui don't know what they've done #they created SUFFERING #there's little to no happiness #and now imagine the characters KNOW that they have to live like that because they got created by humans #they'd be LIVID #geez #my brain is a mess and i'm sure i'm not making any sense but for the people who do understand me #i love you and your sexy brains ♡ #blue lock #haikyuu #tokyo revengers #one punch man #jujutsu kaisen #mha #blue lock x reader #haikyuu x reader #tokyo revengers x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #mha x reader #kazutora-lover

[dolokhoded]

mel c magdalene made me realize what was missing from my magdalene design and it's that she's not fucking jacked. it's crucial to her character

#🧅 #literally my takeaway from jcs2012 was mary magdalene's arms. yeah those guys were there too i guess #i think hers might be my favorite portrayal of mary #like. not just because she's jacked i just really liked how jc2012 worked with magdalene #she felt more fleshed out. and i <3 yvonne elliman in this role i always will but lets be so for real in the 1973 movie mary was a sexy lam #character except instead of sexy she was like. sopping wet cat lamp character #i mean i think she was also sexy. but that's beside the point this post is not about how attractive i find yvonne elliman #or mel c #well it kind of is about how attractive i find mel c #whatever. my point is it was the 70s and she was a female character. so like. you get it ! #and i feel like a lot of the time magdalene is very girlbossified in a way that makes her very one dimensional #without EVER her appearing masculine of course because god forbid the one female character does not appear to the male gaze #(well originally female character anyways. today genderbend casting is a thing and it fucks) #it's either she's a Girl Disciple (no further elaboration) or she's like. a girlboss stone hearted biker gang leader leather jacket queen #(no actual further elaboration but her one 'ooh i love this man and i dont know how to show it' solo tricks you into thinking there is) #while 2012 magdalene somehow seems much more well rounded to me. #they let her be herself more. idk. that's how i interpreted it at least. in my mind. #it's like. i feel many other marys i've seen are described by how they treat jesus (and sometimes judas) #but this one still feels present even when jesus is not around. or he is but she's not interacting with him. #again this is a very specific interpretation that clicked in my brain im not saying that jcs2012 like. did some groundbreaking feminist #portrayal of magdalene. but yknow ! #she also didn't acknowledge judas' existence once while he had created some weird one sided beef with her which was. very funny to me #literally did not waste a glance at him.

[sanguisz]

Smutty ???

Ummm….

#yes I realize the hand is kinda too tiny in the first sketch bUT IM TOO TIRED TO FIX IT #I’m hoping no one finds these accounts cause gore smut isn’t popular with everyone 😔 #either way hot murder man sexy to draw it itches my brain

[winepresswrath]

years after coming back to tumblr I still kind of think you all goncharoved the whole onceler thing to fuck with me, and yet twice in the last week I have seen onceler content with my own eyes, on my own dash. waiting to see where this is going.

#famous tumblr sexy man the once- listen either way it's a baffling yet strangely touching outpouring of communal creativity #but also: I don't understand and I refuse to try

[yioh]

genshin player’s switch up on sumeru characters will haunt me forever honestly i’ve never seen such a large amnt of people act so utterly fake in such a small period of time😭

#everyone really pretended they cared abt the colourism and racism HNDBDJXBXXJ #sumeru as a whole still makes me feel so uncomfy to this day with the weird ass storyline and colourism and whitening of several characters #but now everyone is just fawning over how sexy al haitham and kaveh are or how cute nahida is like #😭 idk man i can’t stand it #it annoys me soooooooooooo much #even worse how sumeru characters are plastered all over my social media everywhere #the switch up of how big of a deal everyone made the sumeru design reveal to be at the start only for their banners and character popularity #to be some of the highest ones #like . likeeeeee ………….. #feels so gross #anyways rant over i’m gonna stay in my lil mondstadt liyue bubble forever lol #not that those nations are perfect either but at least it isn’t tinged with the feeling of disgust towards fans 😭 #also the amount of racism and colourism i saw people blatantly show with the release of sumeru was so crazy it makes my skin crawl #anyways i rly hate like 99% of sumeru ships and i don’t get how everyone can just brainlessly enjoy this region’s characters at all #esp when they are all SO white it bugs me to no end in hate it i hateeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee #still so disappointed with kaveh’s design especially i think he was my last straw #i was hoping so bad he wouldn’t be some basic white bitch but he came out looking like btec howl PLEASE 🤨 #and the way everyone loves him just makes me hate him more lmfaooo #the most basic and boring design in the whole world it makes me feel Nothing at all

[earl-grey-love]

I think what makes ob. stand out to me as an otome game is that unlike a lot of otome casts, the love interests are inherently, drastically flawed, and you don't "fix" them. Like sure you help them understand themselves and each other better and give them a chance to show their best qualities, but they're never going to get over their flaws and shortcomings. They're just like that and that doesn't make them any less loveable. In fact it's part of what makes them so charming. They wouldn't be the same without their quirks.

None of them are the perfect guy who can give you the world on a golden platter... but they would try. And they don't expect MC to be perfect either. That's real love to me. (Major bonus points for a genderneutral MC too!)

#I also like that you don't have to pick just one guy and can play as platonically as you like #I don't have a vast amount of experience with otome games Ill be honest #they rarely actually pull me in either bcus the often male love interests don't appeal to me or the story isn't complex enough #and I don't mean that in a high brow looking down my nose snobby way #it just doesn't appeal bcus it doesnt provide what I captivates me #I do love romance as a side experience in rpgs or like strdew for example #but afaik most otome games feature the same kinda guy as standard romance novels yknow the like sexy ceo and famous idol and big buff jock #which yknow. valid. I do love a rich man myself. #but they're big league boys and often have highly attractive traits #and the conflict is generally external or if it is internal its overcome with some love and then its just #wow ur with a hot guy 💖💕💖💕💖💕💖 #which bores me idk give me a complex annoying dude that I can love anyway #but those things are super popular for a reason Im just a dude with different taste #sunny speaks

[eivor-wolfkissed]

I have never experienced a love so strong, the kind that develops quickly and feels like you and this person were meant to meet and be together. Like what the hell I feel so lucky and happy right now 😭 I am shedding happy tears from love and romance it takes a lot for me to get there. What the fuck I love my boyfriend so much!!!! I am so thankful to the universe and all the gods that we met. Seriously our time together is magical in a way that I haven't felt with other lovers. Posting this here to get off my chest 😭 I'm a sappy boy and I am deeply in love

#also he is so fucking sexy and hot he looks like a certain actor I will not name who I crushed on BAD for YEARS #like this is an added bonus I would be with him either way #it's just a lil spooky sometimes 😹 #cause if my eyes are half shut and I turn around in bed he does look like the spitting image of the man who made me discover my sexuality #LOLLOL #am I fucking dreaming?? 😻 I never want this to end

[niishi]

I always find it funny that zo/sans will be like: oh I hate these problematic ideas that come out of one piece fans :(

And then two seconds later: I want zoro and sanji to be in an abusive relationship where sanji fucks zoro dry and raw and calls him a faggot and theres no love and no affection and zoros just being used as a hole and an outlet and afterwards sanji is even more angry and abusive bc he has so much internalized homophobia it's hard for him. Idc how it effects zoro, but my poor baby sanji needs to figure himself out and zoro can take massive amounts of abuse so its okay :)

#like do you my friends #but yall are hypocrites #getting mad at the most innocent headcanons #idk! #they either ship them ooc where theyre lovey dovey and married #or they ship it as straight up abuse #angry rival sex is one thing #but this isnt that???? bc unlike most angry rivals #sanji is canonically homphobic (they will ALWAYS add that part too) #and zoro is across the board headcanond as an out gay man #and the focus on the ship #is always sanji using zoro as a way to learn about his sexuality but its always portrayed as rough and rude and cruel #which all in all would be the way it would go in canon pretty much #and i just think like...... #whats so sexy about sanji abusing people?? #yall threw a fit when sanji was abused #yall threaten puddings life even tho shes a victim #but when sanji abuses ppl yall fucking love it????? #calm down #zo/san is disgusting #i tolerated it for a little bit but everyone ships it exactly the same and its repulsive #only ppl who like sanji more than zoro ship zo/san #bc zoro fans would fucking never put him through that for giggles #i just kinda 'hehe omg i hate this' when its brought up #bc since the beginning ive mentioned i hated it #and that does not stop anyone from trying to make me see why it's good #and all that ever does is make me hate it more bc everyone loves sanji abusing zoro #dont yall get thats a big reason why i hate it? then u try to explain to me why its good and you use that reason?? #idk man u think ur clearly communicating your discomfort but then no one respects that... like yall arent gonna change my mind.. #it truly just makes me hate it even more

[bookwyrminspiration]

Pls consider about Brady vs Grant tho: dads who are also just generally decent fellas are so sexy

(Grady feels like he could've been in Dream Daddy a lil bit lol)

/lh

Pls consider: being sexy does not a sexyman make

listen! I get it! Grady is considered widely by the fandom to be sexy! You're right, decent fathers have an inherent appeal, I get it. I am 100% willing to agree that he's sexy.

however. being a sexyman is more than being sexy. it's about the quirks, the charm, the devious ingenuity, something not quite normal about them. whether that's villainy, silliness, patheticness, oddity, etc., a sexyman cannot be a sexyman based on pure sexiness. that's just a person people find sexy. there's a difference. hearing someone's a sexyman should be accompanied by a little laughter and a groan of light hearted dismay and disbelief, but ultimately elated acceptance over the ridiculousness--like Sans or the Onceler. classic sexymen

Grady is far too down to earth and typical of a person to be a sexyman. There's nothing odd about him that gives him a quirky charm, there's no flare. Just sexiness, and that's not enough

Brant on the other hand? Maybe he's not as sexy, but there's something wrong with him. He's not quite right, he's fanatic, he's untrustworthy, he's criminal, there's an air of ridiculousness to it. He's got the flare of a sexyman, even if he's not as sexy as Grady. But he has both where Grady only has one, so even if Grady is sexier, he's still less of a sexyman than Brant.

I'm not arguing that Grady isn't sexy, I'm arguing that he's not a sexyman, which has more to it than being sexy. And he falls short--which is okay, not every sexy character needs to be a sexyman! There are other niches to fill!

#kotlc #keeper sexyman 2023 #quil's queries #nonsie #being a decent father and sexy is more applicable to the dilf category! #although when I was talking to my partner about this last night #they made the excellent point that part of the appeal of a dilf/milf is to embrace aging and stop #putting youthfulness on such a pedestal. so they said you need to have wrinkles/age in order to be a true dilf/milf #which disqualifies basically every elf in the lost cities #either way Grady is not a sexyman though #sexy? sure! sexy/man/? nope! #these are my thoughts though. so if you disagree that's fine!! #you're wrong but it's fine /j