#this joke was inevitable and bad

[reegis]

Hi! I just wanted to say I rll love your art!

thank you!! please have this doodle i woke up from a nap to draw

#waking from a dead sleep like i Must draw the critters #the mechanisms #raphaella la cognizi #drumbot brian #marius von raum #the toy soldier #ts #asks #my art #this joke was inevitable and bad

[waterghostype]

not so tall now are you

#ninjago #jaya #nya smith #nya jiang #jay walker #jay ninjago #nya ninjago #ninjago jaya #my hc is that pilot to s2 nya is 14 and jay is 15 #and that jay was like a tall lanky long fella #but he stopped growing when he turned like 16 meanwhile nya kept on growing #i keep working on and tweaking this over and over im just posting it already #i hate side profiles oh my lawrd #my fav character trope is the girl and one of my fav ship tropes is the couple so jaya was kinda made for me #you could put a gun to my head and tell me to accurately draw the ninja suits and i would tell u to shoot #thats a total joke but i am uniquely bad at using minifigures as reference #i rmb when i first watched njg i saw nya and i knew shed at least be one of if not my fav but i did Not like her design #is it because im a girl master wu no it’s because youre the only one with that fuckass bob #but shes justa girl… bad haircuts are inevitable…. #my haircut in 2021 was actually putrid ill say #so i forgive her #i fixed the crop thing bc i realized how ugly it is LMAO #im new to postings pls #aphid artisms

[benevolenterrancy]

this is a little belated by I saw @dayinthedeath's discussion about who in torchwood is most likely to be spiderman and I needed to join in with this proposal: it's a team effort in united nerdy idiocy

#torchwood #owen harper #toshiko sato #tosh #ianto jones #spiderman #my art #they all actively enable each others bad decisions and i firmly believe that includes trying to make a biological web agent to swing from #what i want to know is who's dumb enough to test run it and ends up falling from the upper levels #they all have the brains to try to pull this off and not enough common sense to realize it's a bad idea #if i had to choose just one of them i'm team tosh sorry the thought of her as spiderman just makes my heart happy #but owen is the next obvious follow-up to me and he does admittedly have the snark that tosh is lacking #but i can very much see tosh and ianto accidentally talking themselves into this - first as a joke but suddenly very much Not As A Joke #and then owen inevitably gets drawn in when they go looking for biology advice #he acts like he thinks its a stupid idea but he is immediately way to invested in doing this #jack and gwen aren't told until it's too late #this feels like a sequel to my myfanwy-rider picture but i just treasure this potential dynamic

[slythereen]

imagine the scenes if we somehow get greater coordination with max than with carlos in lap 1… it would be completely insane of rbr/max. it would also be such a diabolical unhinged move by rbr like i would laugh for 20 years

#it would be SO embarrassing for ferrari 😭😭 #listen I know max isn’t really about that and is way too competitive #but like. We know max will catch him anyway #if he happens to catch him after overtaking and blocking off Carlos’ inevitable dove bomb into turn 1???? #that would be nice just saying #and funny #don’t get me wrong 80% of my motivations in life are what would amuse me #rbr Charles #charles leclerc #lestappen #max verstappen #id just like to state for the record this is a joke I’m not THAT delulu #but it is worth noting that Carlos is such a bad teammate to Charles (not lando tho…) that max could literally be more helpful on ACCIDENT #mexico gp 2023 #*delphi #f1

[bg-sparrow]

mcfly july 2023 || day 25 Timebomb

xv.

Marty squirmed when his evil counterpart dropped the watch in his lap.

“We’re on the same side of the mirror,” No Pines Marty said. “Every clock you’ve laid eyes on has been counting down to the moment you become me.”

Marty froze. They were all digital; he wouldn’t notice the seconds winding backward.

Restaurant – 12:56.

Bank – 9:17. 

(He wasn’t seeing things when it changed to 9:16; he thought part of the “8” was burned out.)

Microwave – 2:00.

 Now – 00:01:15.

“I’ll never be you,” Marty spat. “You let the Doc die.”

“No,” No Pines Marty admonished with a chuckle. “You did.”

#mcflyjuly #mcfly july #back to the future #bttf #a little psychological horror to start the day #made a joke about a Triple Pines Marty yesterday and inevitably thought of a No Pines Marty #so No Pines Marty is officially my Evil Marty #he's so bad #fanfiction #100 words #drabble #bttf moodboard #bttf aesthetics #moodboard

[thottybrucewayne]

I hate when we talkin shit about America and here come a white European trying to get they crack in like...I KNOW DAMN WELL YOU NOT TALKIN?????????

#thotty speaks #thotty rants #like you and white Americans are LITERALLY cousins you look stupid trying to 'Ahah at least we don't have racism here!' over here #Like lets keep it a bean yall get by comparing yourselves to America #you can always point to America and say 'well at least we're not as bad as them!' to skirt around criticism and not have to think #About the fucked up aspects of your home #Yall also are so so weird to Americans of color whenever they explain literally anything to you because you don't know how to be wrong #then when you inevitably start getting called out for your weird ass behavior start joking about school shootings like okay... #Crackers with crumpets vs crackers with biscuits yall SISTERS evil twin evil twin

[crimeronan]

How tf would Amity even approach Hunter with “that’s not Luz” and how would Hunter feel knowing he 1. Didn’t realize it and 2. Holy shit that’s not luz

amity, out of breath from running like two miles across the castle grounds or whatever: hunter. something's wrong with luz

hunter, raising an eyebrow: yeah, we've.... been over this....?

amity: NO. THIS IS A NEW THINGGG

#this is a joke #replies #toh #princess luz au #princess luz au possession timeline #and who is that other witch #i think amity might convince herself she's crazy before she says anything to hunter #and then feels REALLY bad when belos inevitably tries to kill hunter with luz's hands. #alternatively amity tries talking to luz before she talks to hunter #and luz - who is still herself inasmuch as one can be with an unconscious creeping cordyceps fungus taking root - snaps at HER #and amity is like. more genuinely confused and startled than hurt by it #and luz is like. wh. what did i- why did i. um. amity something is wrong with me. could you please get hunter

[yannfredericks]

being online rn is such a fucking nightmare oh my god!!!

#everyone purposefully misinterpreting the new ts album and taking lyrics out of context #and pretending they can’t tell when she’s making a joke or writing something tongue in cheek #I am being so good and so normal trying to ignore and not engage with the people spouting this shit but good lord! #people are 100% allowed to like and dislike what they like #but when all I’m seeing is massive threads about Why they hate something or why the lyrics are bad #I’m like don’t you have anything better to do #me personally when I don’t like something I’m not making huge threads about all the ways I hate it #where are the normal people!!! #people who don’t like taylor swift are being utterly deranged but then a lot of the fans aren’t being much better #it’s all fine I just wish I could exist online without being subjected to The Discourse #especially bc these albums came at the exact time I needed them and so much of them speak to me so personally #I’d rather see fucking nothing than everyone fighting over it #and I’m not engaging at all I just wish there was an option to be online to talk about the silly little characters without inevitably #seeing twenty eight think pieces and people screaming #no one in this situation is being normal !!!! #I wish the people saying the whole world is sick and tired of her and that she’s overrated were right #bc then it might actually stop being impossible to get tickets to her shows! #please amen bc I’d like to go in london 🙏

[torchickentacos]

hot take but I think that those youtubers who 'expose' alleged mental illness or medical condition fakers are doing more harm for the rhetoric surrounding mental illness-and the people who really have it-than the people supposedly faking it to begin with.

#i mean neither are good but like #what they do is set a precedent of doubt whenever someone makes (mental) illness claims #it sets a precedent of finding and uncovering people who fake it and is just very bad imo. #inevitably i think this makes life ahrder for people who experience these conditions #especially for those who myabe have it but don't check off every symptom #and have to worry about maybe being seen as a faker since they don't have the msot extreme or visible case #idk. just rambling #worth noting this usually goes for things i do not have so i cannot in detail give opinions on specific diagnoses that this trend applies t #to* #however i do stand by this opinion as of right now #at worst. fakers spread misinformation and monetize/benefit from mental illness they do not have #at worst the people who expose this set a societal and online culture revolving around finding out who's REALLY got things #and who REALLY experiences it #which just. is icky. you aren't entitled to knowing anything about anyone's medical history. #plus imo if someone goes out of their way to fake something for attention then. there's probably a mentally ill brain doing it #like ok you don't have whatever you're claiming but like. mentally well people don't fake things like that usually #is this a cold take?????? like if i'm wrong then i AM open to other opinions and i'll change mine #but my initial opinion on this is it icks me out #inabber this is a pointed message. iirc he also made amber heard jokes #which like. i think no matter what side you're on with that #maybe. don't joke about domestic abuse. or alleged abuse if that's your stance on it. #like either way that's just shitty #ANYWAYS.

[235uranium]

the misuse of the bechdel test has created so much frustration but my personal annoyance is that I sometimes still think "it's bad to write this man and woman as best friends" bc it got beat into me at 14 that the pinnacle of feminist media is making all the women "girls girls"

#☢️.txt #its SO stupid bc the bechdel test is a joke test about hcing characters as lesbians #its not meant as serious critique its the kind of joke we all make about media #im of the opinion that media actually needs more friendships between men and women that are 100% platonic #its really really bad to suggest that women can never be close friends with men bc Inevitably itll turn romantic/sexual

[ethxrxalitys]

my partner pumpkin lives in my mind rent free a massive chunk of my waking hours. i know in all actuality they arent actually what i think about constantly, but every day, when im without them i do something or see something or my mind just wanders and inevitably they come back to mind and i often catch myself with the goofiest grin as i think of them.

im so excited to explore the future with them, it makes me just. happy to think about being next to them, a year from now, and to think about how we will both shift and change and how each of us are in our own rights will grow from our love and i so so hope im blessed that we are able to keep growing together like two vines intertwined, reaching towards the sun for a very, very long time. im so gay for them its absurd, im so in love and i love them so very much its CRAZY.

#personal #its i love my partner hours #i love their smile #i love the way they stick out their bottom chin when theyre concentrating #i love the way that after a bad joke they smile so very wide #and mouth partially open and eyes a bit closed they look at me and tap my shoulder and ask me if i got the joke again and again #and the way they sit (they pose like a cat) #they MOVE like a cat. the way their shoulders sit when they sit up is exquisite #they heal so fast from things its crazy i dont understand this person and i love them and also i do understand them #and i love them for that both understanding and also the thingd that my brain csnt comprehend abt their brain and how they work #like the fact they can do math #they helped convert a recipe for me at a dinner as i was cooking #and it was just #idk #it just filled me with such a sense of oh. yeah. i made such the right decision #and idk HOW i made such a good decision. but loving them also has made it easier to make choices that arent going to harm me inevitably #maybe its bc im happy #and i dont need that external validation from others as much #ive stopped thrifting nesrly completely too #which is crazyyyy #but also that was my coping strategy #and how i dealt with stress and i suddenly realized the other day #thst the last times id gone thrifting itd been driven by a friend wanting to #idk man. idk. #anyways. #their grin is stupid cute and i love them and theyre a dork and theyre the most wonderful partner i couldve hoped to wish for #im so lucky

[maddy-ferguson]

making us wait five weeks for volume 2 was such a strange questionable decision it made it seem much weaker than it is it was so underwhelming. the episodes are fine but they were like you are gonna lose your MINDS it's gonna be CRAZY and then it was just the regular thing except it lasted thirty hours this time. having to wait made it feel like volume 1 was a set up for volume 2 which was SUCH a set up for volume 2 (see what i did there). seeing it as setting up season 5 instead makes it seem much better but the wait just made it really hard to think of it that way. and them saying that it was gonna be mind-blowing and a carnage (?) made it sound like it was gonna be epic and then it was. it was literally normal except it was longer.

#and obviously the fact that it ends on a cliffhanger makes it obvious that it's all setting up season 5 (which. yes. that's how it works) #but the five weeks that lead to volume 2 very much made it feel like we were getting a resolution now #it was just very weird #i know everyone likes the wait between the episodes and yes june was a very fun time but if they do the volume thing again #i will DIE i can't stand to set myself up for disappointment like i did last time and like i inevitably will if we have to wait for more #than thirty seconds for the final episodes especially because it would be the last episodes forever #and yes of course weekly episodes would be great but netflix is LITERALLY never gonna do that they'll never admit that their model is #failing lol. and if it's between volumes and getting it all at once i would rather get it all at once hashtag my unpopular opinion hashtag #living my truth but yeah netlix will probably do the volume thing again which i hate so bad #volume 2 will never be my favorite episodes i will always think that a 150 minute episode is ridiculous but it's not as bad as it seemed on #july 1st not even just the byler parts it all seemed. not good. then when i rewatched it a couple monts later i was like oh this is fine #actually #maybe i should stop linking my potential demise to season 5 of hit netflix show stranger things #remember the jokes after volume 2 about how they willingly released the episodes right before and right after pride month #and like i say: brf slt

[saltpepperbeard]

So your thoughts on the witcher news...

#Answered #Anons #The Witcher #........Listen #LMAO LISTEN #I don't think it's really sank in yet #But when I saw the news on my dash I had to stare at it for a good five minutes because I almost REFUSED to believe it was real #From a more SERIOUS perspective: #I'm just disappointed because I always sort of struggle with the re-casting of characters #Like I know it's inevitability at times and sometimes scheduling or work conflicts arise #But it just sucks when you can so vividly SEE a character through someone else #And it also makes me worried about the direction of the show because like #mr cavill what's the tea why did you LEAVE SO ABRUPTLY WHEN YOU WERE BEGGING FOR THAT ROLE #It makes me worried that the show is about to go in a bad direction or that things weren't healthy on set or BOTH #And from a more JOKING perspective: #My best friend joked that it's literally some kind of cosmic energy DUNKING on me because hsdkjls GALE FUCKING HAWTHORNE #IS GOING TO BE GERALT????? #FUCKING LIMA BEAN IS GOING TO BE GERALT???????? #2014 jodi is losing her shit #losing her entire god damn mind LMAO

[sunfloweringstories]

My friend, not-so-inconspicuously judging my terrible nails that were a mess of color I half-heartedly scrubbed off: 🤨

Me, explaining myself: “It was a painting project.”

Friend: “What were you painting?”

Me: “My nails.”

#don’t judge how bad I am at painting my nails #I get indecisive and then annoyed #and I’m too lazy to let them dry properly so I start doing stuff #and then inevitably wash them off #or try to #nails #funny #joke

[running-in-the-dark]

I just wrote all of this in the tags because I feel like my thoughts don't matter and I shouldn't make anyone read them but no, I'll write it in a post instead.

I just had a really fun realisation (that was sarcasm)

it doesn't matter what name I go by - as soon as I start associating a name with myself/identifying with it, it feels gross.

I thought it was because I associate my real name with mainly negative memories (and also because of gender stuff)

but no. even when it's something that only my friends call me, something that's only been used in a positive context. even when it's something silly like a username or tumblr url. as soon as it starts feeling like 'me' it's bad.

if I hear or read or think about any of those names/usernames, I feel nauseous. I feel afraid. I feel disgusting. the name doesn't matter because *I* am disgusting and bad.

so that's great. and I don't know what to do about it. guess I should write this down for my psychiatrist appointment (because if I don't I will forget but the problem won't go away)

no name no pronouns please pretend I do not exist 🙃

#literally it's so fucked up. my niece used my name today and I just felt this wave of disgust and like.. shame? #my friend used the name I use online and I felt like I wanted to puke. I love you please don't use my name I'm disgusting please don't #address me it'll make you realise I'm bad. somehow #the concept of me as a person is so repulsive to me that I can't think about myself without feeling like I should dig a hole and bury #myself in it #fun! I thought these thoughts were getting better for a while! but nope they're worse than ever before! please kill me haha I'm joking #but seriously this feels like torture and I don't know what I did to deserve this #I can't even be here anymore. it feels tainted. it feels like people have gotten to know me and its getting to close to the inevitable #point when you will all realise how bad and horrible I sm #this stupid website has really helped me over the years and now it feels like I am not allowed to be here anymore and i don't know how to #cope with that #anyway. I'm fine blah blah blah goodnight #personal #*too. of course I made a fucking typo because I'm bad etc

[judyalvqrez]

the way people are once again removing all the nuance and moral greyness and complexity out of the last of us, but especially joel miller’s character is kinda concerning lol

#i told myself i wasn't gonna get into the discourse but i was reading through some of the posts and comments in the tlou tag and... oof #like i get it i could write whole essays about my feelings on this story and its characters and the ending ect. #but a lot of people are already getting annoyingly defensive of every single one of joel’s actions #literally stripping him of all of the flaws and complexities and moral greyness that make him such a great character #why are yall turning him into a clean cut selfless hero that did everything right like that's so boring #what’s most frustrating is how people are completely ignoring ellie’s perspective in all of this #some even just pushing her entire character aside in favor of joel #only bringing her or her trauma up when they’re trying to justify something joel did #and treating her like an accessory to his character when you should be reflecting how his actions are gonna affect HER #i hate to break it to yall but if you bring this highly romanticized version of joel into the next season #yall are NOT gonna have a good time #it happened once and it will happen again and i know the inevitable backlash is gonna be twice as bad this time that’s why im concerned #anyway those are just my two cents that no one asked for if you see me posting any type of discourse again pls shoot me lol #and please don't think i'm a joel hater either those people are just as annoying they're just in the minority i think especially on tumblr #why can't we just enjoy joel for the morally grey complex and honestly fucked up and tragic man that he is #it's like joel defender this joel hater that let's just be joel enjoyers #or joel lovers that'd be me because i love him with all my heart 🥺 #especially hbo joel like his characterization was so good he just hits different and honestly i prefer him over game joel #and i do enjoy the occasional ''joel is innocent/did nothing wrong' memes/jokes i think they're hilarious and ultimately harmless #(also the joel/abby memes but that's another story sjafhksaf) #this was more about the people writing almost whole ass dissertations or actively starting arguments in their fervent need to defend joel #okay im done lol #lucy rants #i tried to keep this little rant as spoiler free as possible because there's no way in hell im tagging this asjfknsa this was more for me #if you read this whole thing through the end: hi i hope your day was good and if it wasn't i hope it's great tomorrow :)