"You have to understand. I had a terrible childhood."
"I understand. I'm having a terrible childhood right now."
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Dream: *moping around*
Death: you should go see your boyfriend, that always cheers you up
Dream: what? Hob and I aren’t dating
Death: but you knew who I meant
Dream:
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and then orpheus beats him to death
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Darry: *Answers phone.* Hello?
Dally: It's Dally.
Darry: What did he do this time?
Dally: No, it's me, Darry. It's actually me.
Darry: What did you do this time?
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Clark(Superman outfit): Bye mom I'm leaving to save Metropolis
Martha: Not dressed like that you aren't young man!
Clark(with underpants): Better?
Martha: Yas b*tch slay!
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buttercup war or smth idk i wasn't there
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Luke Skywalker: “H-hey, um, so you’re Force sensitive and all, and you need a lightsaber, so you know this lightsaber I just got back? You know, probably my one possession that has the most emotional significance to me and the only tie I have to my dead father? I think you should have it. I just, you know…think it would be neat. It feels like you’re supposed to have it. 😊😊😊😊😊”
Mara “Refuses to Pick Up On Social Cues” Jade: “Huh, okay, cool. Thanks, Skywalker.” *walks away*
Luke:
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