you don’t get it. Shiver has won EVERY splatfest. IM SO TIRED OF HER!!!
Starting off with saying that i do not have a dog in this fight because I could literally care less about who wins. I am getting sea snails at the end of the day regardless.
This is a child's game. Shiver is a literal video-game character who offers no influence in the game itself other than to act as an MC during a special round of Turf war.
The only reason Shiver has been 'winning' is because Nintendo has given her the more relatable/likable options for splatfest. Yes, I agree that there is a balancing problem because of that, but once again, Shiver is not real. She is a video game character. The problem is not the people playing the game who happen to be on her team, it is Nintendo's. They chose the splatfest options and which character represents them. Take it up with them.
And you know what? It is wild to me is that in an effort to 'protest Shiver' certain people on team Frye and Big Man are 'banding together' to spawn camp on Tri-color matches and forgetting that there are real people on the other side of the screen. And they're probably children. You are bullying children because you think that you have been slighted in some way. You are toxic as fuck.
It's even stupider when you realize that even with the spawn-camp, as long as Team Shiver was on an attacking team, it still counts as a win should the attackers win. You are making yourselves and other people miserable for no fucking reason. It gets funny when you realize that your behavior counts as griefing and is a reportable offense.
So like, sure. Go ahead and do your campaign. I just cannot wait for all those matches to be marked as invalid and for you to be banned from the game lmao.
leitmotifs never get old to me like holy shit dude there’s this melody that corresponds to this one guy and if you hear the melody it means the guy is there. holy shit. and sometimes it refers to ideas too not just guys. has anyone heard about this
as a kid i thought i would graduate from kid problems like cleaning my room to adult problems like jobs and taxes. but instead i have a job and taxes and still have to clean my room. cleaning my room is a lifetime problem. i will never stop having to put my markers away before bedtime. this is a rude way for aging to work.
The constant rolling disaster that is Overwatch's game development aside, what really perplexes me about how Blizzard is handling the broader franchise is their continual insistence that a canon narrative exists in spite of their equally continual refusal to tell anyone what it is.
Like, okay, the events of the games aren't canon. Fair enough: the games are multiplayer-only, and you can't account for player actions.
Oh, and the animated short films aren't canon either – they're properly understood as in-universe propaganda, not depictions of actual events. That's a little high concept for you guys, but fine.
But surely the comics are canon, right? Well, no; some of the comics (we're not telling you which ones) were canon at one point, but the writing team has decided to go in a different direction.
My dudes, what is left? The weird Source Filmmaker porn? Is that canon? Well, apparently it's at least as canon as anything else!