look. the nature of the artist (any kind) is to become inexplicably obsessed with certain themes and motifs for a few years and just milk that subject matter to death. when respected artists do this, art critics refer to it as a “period.” the only thing separating you from them is fame and accolades. to your haters you will be “that freak who’s fixated on drawing weird trains,” while to your admirers, you are simply in your “tiny trains made out of household appliances” period
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I love nautical and seaside town horror stories. Tell me more about the fog and water that eats people
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0 note flops only get funnier the more followers you accumulate, like shooting with precise aim and skill a perfectly straight line through an ever increasing line of axe heads directly into the trash
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having problems of the mind is so funny. given the right circumstances and mental state going grocery shopping feels as nerve-wracking and exhausting as going into battle. wandering through the aisles with the world-weary look of a hardened warrior as if i've been on the front for years instead of having only arrived 10 minutes ago
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i made a chart to explain my views and beliefs
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I always wondered why the Western Zodiac and the Chinese Zodiac were both called zodiacs if one was associated w astronomy and the other w time in general. Like what defines a zodiac that the word is only used to describe these two things? Looking up the word “zodiac” in the dictionary didnt help bc it only talked about the western one.
Well, I decided to look up the etymology for zodiac and it turns out it comes from the Greek for “circle of little animals.” I love humans
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it was kind of fucked up for wall-e to be that way about fat people now that im thinking about it
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Ads for weight loss should be illegal. Hope this helps.
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The Worcester library is getting some local press coverage for its March late fee forgiveness program, which is called "March Meowness". In short: if you have lost/damaged fees, come to the library with a picture of a cat, any cat (drawings are ok) and they'll waive any outstanding fines on your library card.
Fav quote: "Even if you don't have a cat in your life, you can still draw one," said library Executive Director Jason Homer. "Even if it's one of the big cats, like a tiger or a lion, and we'll be excited to see those."
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Out of pure curiosity and fun!
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I went to Mad At You Island and there was this really old mean communist guy there with a really old gun, also some weird fucking bug, yeah
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