“Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust?”
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A bee-keeper of Valeni village transports his bees in his bee wagon. Romania.
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this is sending me
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silly thing
I have had a No Good Very Bad Day and would appreciate any and all cute cat, rat or horse pics.
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an incomplete list of things i have made passing reference to in my real life thesis:
“watch for rolling rocks in 0.5 a-presses” by pannenkoek2012
gaylor theory
five nights at freddy’s (and matpat)
the johnlock conspiracy
hollow knight fanfiction
kirby lore controversies
there are not one but TWO reddit memes inserted as figures
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do you think pushing someone down the stairs is erotic?
god. this is such a difficult question am i under oath
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In case anyone else needed a good belly laugh today.
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How about in 2024 we stop it with reading books with the goal in mind to finish the book so you can add it to your list of read books and start reading books slowly and intentionally with the goal to rip it into pieces with your mind and be touched by it and formed by it and changed by it
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she’s happy that I’m back!
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Kindergarteners will be so proud of themselves for being able to draw a triangle. My GPU can draw tens of thousands of those in a second. You are not special.
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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO
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TIL the silvery salamander only has females and they reproduce by borrowing sperm from a different species! And 0% of the male's genetic material gets passed down!
That's so weird I love nature!!
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One time I brought one of my rocks with me on a plane to touch to calm me down during the flight, but it fell out of my pocket on my way back to the bathroom and then as soon as i realized this they actually announced “did anyone lose…… . A rock” over the loudspeaker system.
When I went up to claim it the plane man, clearly unable to throw off the shackles of his training in the procedure of asking for people’s full names and birthdates when they come to claim wallets, said “wait no, first tell me what color it is so I know it’s really yours”
He seemed to realize this was stupid directly after saying it and kind of smiled like to make it a joke but the joke was on him bc I Described the fucking rock to him for like 30 solid seconds
…anyway. that was an interaction I had once
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