#this here monday is NOT it

[orangechickenpillow]

Listening to "I want to live" on repeat hoping it'll make me want to live

#this here monday is NOT it #i am so exhausted #personal #random #i want to live #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 memes

[tojisun]

hhnngrf i know it's been done before already but thinking about pornstar!reader today :(

you had always been faking your moans while shooting but on the day that you were filming with pornstar!simon, the director had to stop the shoot because you just, well, you sounded different.

you don't sound the way you always do—whining, mewling, your moans reverberating from the base of your throat. you used to even croon, stuttered words slipping from your kiss-swollen lips as you sang how good everything felt.

instead all they heard from you today were the quiet rasps of your gasps, hitched breaths, and warbled whimpers that barely got picked up by the mic.

were you sick? did you need to take a break?

of course not.

you haven't felt so good in a while now, if not for ghost. his cock was big, if not short, but it filled you up so well that it rendered you speechless. he was hitting everything, stroking everywhere. ghost was the first to hold you down and fuck you deeply; the first to stuff all of his cock and make you feel every stretch, every thrust. pleasure hummed underneath your skin, spasming along your synapses until your brain was fried in your delirium.

others were able to coax your orgasm with their fingers or their tongues, sure, but ghost had been the first in a while to make you cum just with his cock.

"christ," his voice rumbles somewhere behind you. you startle, whirling to look up at him—his eyes are dark, his lips tugged up in the faintest of smiles.

he pushes your hair away from your sweaty face.

"i knew you doctored y'r voice but who knew that you sound completely different when pleasured, huh?"

he's mocking you, you know, but your eyes stray past his gaze and flit towards his groin, your throat constricting at the sinful image his cock makes underneath a skimpy towel.

god, you want more.

"aren't you just an open book?" ghost trills, giddy. you glance at him again, brows furrowed in your confusion.

he chuckles and bends forward just enough to hover his lips above your ear. then, he whispers, "meet me in my trailer in ten. i need to know what else you've been fakin'."

he kisses your cheek goodbye, leaving you to feel warmth flood into your cheeks and raze through the plane of your spine.

fuck.

#im an academic victim rn so heres something quick so i can de-stress before i have to dive back into whatever i need to learn come monday : #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley smut #simon riley smut #simon ghost riley #suns

[steddieas-shegoes]

Steve Harrington, age 7, being forced to join Boy Scouts because his father wanted him to learn how to “be a man” but didn’t wanna be the one to put in the work

Eddie Munson, age 8 and three quarters, forced to join Boy Scouts because the CPS worker who placed him with Wayne said it always looked good when the kids were involved in extracurriculars

Steve and Eddie becoming best friends because they both hated the uniform, and the activities, and having to please a bunch of men who had nothing better to do than hang out with kids three nights a week (and one Saturday a month)

Steve and Eddie earning every badge out of spite for their situations, not because they actually cared about tying knots or starting fires (okay, actually, that one was kind of cool)

Steve’s dad actually coming to a badge ceremony and seeing the way he hugged Eddie, known trailer trash, and immediately deciding that Steve no longer needed to be in Boy Scouts

Steve being sent to sleep away camp that summer so there was no risk of him being around Hawkins kids, only to come back with weekly swim lessons and a commitment to the local Little League team that “could really use your arm, son”

Wayne being granted full legal custody of Eddie so he didn’t have to work so hard to impress CPS anymore, letting him stop Boy Scouts as long as he found a hobby, pleased when it was guitar

Steve and Eddie finding their way out of the Upside Down together because of what they learned in Boy Scouts, laughing about how only two good things came out of that whole time: tying knots and becoming friends

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #headcanon #it’s a Monday from hell #if I have one more phone call I’m gonna commit a crime #so here’s a little thing that’s not much but it’s honest work

[kuradex]

day 260 Swampert

buy stickers, commission a pokemon, or support me on kofi!

#swampert #pokemon #pkmnart #pokemon fanart #pokemon art #pokemonart #i'll post the compilation post for the prev generation and sticker (pre)orders soon! im just busy this week 🙇‍♂️ #(would people want me to put up sticker preorders for stuff i haven't posted yet here--i've been working on some evo lines together #even if its not part of the current gen) #also my queue does run out monday so i might take another break starting then to focus working on some other things #also sorry for not responding to individual asks but unless they're inquiries related to comms i like hoarding them (thank you everyone 🥺!)

[nothingbizzare]

Past and Future

#nothingbizzare art #i needed to makd an english essay in like a day becayse teacher gave to us the assignment on the saturday to monday ... #so here is this two to make me cry and smile #art #artists on tumblr #digital art #had debated if to tag it as terumob or not so its up to u #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #mob psycho fanart #mp100 fanart #shigeo kageyama #??? #teruki hanazawa

[khickuwa]

Yours Everlasting. 🪻

#art #artist #fanart #illustration #illust #frieren #sousou no frieren #frieren beyond journey's end #frieren himmel #himmel #frieren anime #frieren fanart #everyone should know that i cried during the first 4 episodes while i was binging this in one whole night #anyways i was taking my time with this piece and it was definitely worth it. #this is maybe the longest time i've spent on a piece? with around 6 different sitting throughout the whole week? #i have a submission on monday that i haven't finished but here we are #frimmel

[vinesaucejoelfacts]

FACT:

#vargskelethor #vinesauce #vinesauce joel #monkey monday #dracula flow #wow #sorry i posted this late here i had to leave the house basically as soon as i sent it on the twitter #and when i woke up today i watched the new doctor who #it's really good i recommend it it wasn't as scary as it was hyped up to be but it's cool and unnerving and i liked the atmosphere #anyway see yall in 100 years

[badwaves]

struggling to remain stoic in the face of having a nice day with your dad and his partner 😔

P.S. sorry fiddleford for covering up your fun shirt

#gravity falls #tate mcgucket #fiddleford mcgucket #stanford pines #ford pines #fiddauthor #i'm too late for fiddleford friday but tate is here so it can be mcgucket monday #anyway they're gonna buy him an ice cream or something. even adult sons who tuck their tshirts into their jeans can have a little treat #Also fiddleford stop welding in short sleeves man come on

[wistfulwatcher]

LINES I QUOTE DAILY | Gilmore Girls, "Pilot"

#gilmore girls #gilmoregirlsedit #mine #edit #* #scene* #liqd* #meme* #1k #2k #monday edition!!! people were extra dumb at work today so here you go

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The most evil celebratory kiss

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #wen chao #wang lingjiao #I wrote a haiku that I almost used as the caption. Here it is: #“Up on the house top-Heterosexual kiss-Your mother is dead” #...I am not very good at poetry. #There was something so funny to me about the evil couple heterosexual sloppy kiss sandwiched between all this angst. #I get it - this is to make us really loathe these two and make the later revenge much sweeter but...honestly they were so funny for this. #I still do not really know how to draw people kissing so I will do what I do best and make it funny. #There are several points in which MDZS is a dark comedy and this is one of them. #Despite how tragic this episode is...My god did it also make me laugh the hardest. #I will have comics about the other moments. Stay tuned! #edit: forgor what day of the week it was. Happy Makeout Monday!

[nottheweirdest]

Somehow this meme just keeps getting more relatable...

#the world is on fire #fanfic is how we cope #silly little fanfics give me hope #escapism #fanfiction #just a second class citizen over here trying to go to work on monday like my rights didn't just take a direct hit and it's battleship down #ao3 #holly rambles 🙃

[destinationtoast]

#fanfic #beta reading #polls #yes i am using polls to procrastinate on my wip #which is nearing completion and could use a beta reader and/or britpicker #but i'd like to post it before the start of my work trip on Monday #(and also before it gets jossed) #so I'm likely to skip it #but anyway i think i hold myself to higher standards here than others #whether or not something is beta read doesn't affect whether i read #generally #lest you worry btw #i don't take tumblr polls as strong evidence of anything #but they're entertaining and sometimes interesting #op

[dduane]

A diagram of the Irish seasons and months in the traditional/Celtic, astronomical, and meteorological modes, with the standard calendar months around the edges: courtesy of our one-county-over neighbor, @CarlowWeather, over on the platform formerly known as Twitter.

#Ireland #months #seasons #February 1 #is the first day of spring for some here #not to mention #St. Brigid's Day #and Monday is a shiny new bank holiday

[1shirt2shirtredshirtdeadshirt]

Someone posted this in a Trek group:

Counter theory:

"My theory was always that Spock was the unhinged and wild one -- a rebel by Vulcan standards -- and he radicalized "stack of book with legs" Jim Kirk.😂

Spock was the one out there mind melding with every Horta, Nomad and V'Ger while Jim and Bones absolutely panicked in the background.

Then Jim usually ended up being the one to get Spock out of it, too. The Apple, Operation Annihilate, A Private Little War, The Infinite Vulcan, TMP . . . How many times did we see Kirk have to carry Spock body and limb and slightly on fire back to the ship after he got into it?

The amount of shit Jim has to do for Spock in Star Trek III alone.

Spock is like the Enterprise housecat who stubbornly insists on being an outdoor cat and keeps escaping, later having to be carried back indoors. He keeps causing mischief but everybody loves his ass anyway.

Kirk and Spock were chaotic messes who loved their frontier first contact work in TOS and onward -- they deserved each other.😂👌

Shit, cat got out again.

#unhinged spock radicalized stack of books with legs jim kirk #dont get it twisted #spock is a menace #poor Jim just tryna work here #Spock had to go and start Mutiny Mondays with Scotty #star trek #spirk #spock #tos #star trek tos #kirk/spock #kirk #kirkxspock #kirk x spock #jim kirk #james t. kirk #mr.spock #snw #strange new worlds #oc #octrekmemes #1shirt2shirtredshirtdeadshirt #star trek funny #star trek memes #Spock is such a housecat tryna be an alley cat #captain kirk #mr. spock #character analysis

[butchboromir]

#here. footage of john darnielle sitting in on the floor the middle of the living room meowing #the mountain goats #so men who meow monday enthusiasts can see it