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Bestie English - best friend Bestie Czech - beast, brute, monster

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as a little boy i could only dream.... now as a young woman i can finally start my new job as an anvil

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my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

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” I don’t go here but…” is such a cool tag to get idc idc. You don’t know what I’m talking about but you like it anyways? Let’s make out

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The Count is readying the castle for his esteemed guest! There's much to be done.

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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liking my mutuals' posts sloppy style

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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you guys need to be normal about people who don't like penetration. people who don't get hard easily. people who finish quickly. people who participate in kink without having sex. people who don't like being touched. people who don't like giving head. people who only like penetration. people who (almost) always squirt. people who take a long time to cum. people who have a hard time getting wet. people who don't talk during sex or anything else that is not part of the way you think people or bodies should behave during sex

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citationless behavior

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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

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Actually watching Supernatural after being on tumblr for 12 years is wild because you realize that the Destiel girlies were not exaggerating at all. Like. I fully thought Destiel was Jonlock-flavored queerbaiting where like sure it's there but honestly most of the moments are crumbs at best but no Destiel really is just that gay at all times and then the CW turns around and personally punches you in the face every time you start to catch on. Every minute of this show I understand why you guys are Like That just a little more

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like no offense but imagine if sherlock had given john a mixtape

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SHOUTOUTS TO THE PERSON WHO PAID TO GET THIS CARD WRITTEN:

im scheduling this ahead of time cuz it's a gift, know that it was written back in april 3rd

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and there is happiness

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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward

#the vegetables one for me #almost chose the clothes but it said ‚when clean #meaning I’d still have to wash them myself so vegetable one is more convenient