#this happens a LOT

[theirloveisgross]

The whispery way Louis sings "move a little closer now, ain't no way you're walking out" in C'mon, C'mon has me on a chokehold currently.

That sigh on the word "now"??????!! Honestly. Wtf.

#This happens a lot #Get hyperfixated on a 1d song and most of the time it's because louis' voice is changing my entire dna #Go listen go go

[names-hard]

#dnd memes #dnd #character idea #ttrpg memes #ttrpg character #this is fiiiiiine #this happens a lot #character concept #dnd character #character creation #not my art #dnd bard #dungeons and dungeons #dungeon master

[snowyoctopus]

shayne and courtney looking at each others answers

plus that one time she copied his

#shayne topp #courtney miller #shourtney #smosh pit #this happens a lot

[eldritch-ace]

I saw this dress on pinterest and automatically thought of Padmé

#this happens a lot #she gets so many outfits #star wars #padme amidala #art I made

[themistymountainscold]

*casually in the middle of a high stakes/dangerous situation*

fives: how do you eat pickles?

echo: what do you mean?

fives: i mean, there's a whole process. it's not like you can grab them from the jar with your hand, because it's cold and the juice burns if you have a cut, plus, it's pretty unsanitary. and you can't use a spoon because you'll have to scoop it out, and it'll be way too difficult to grab more than three or four without taking 10 minutes along with half the brine in the jar, even if it's one with holes.

echo: yeah, that's why you use a fork.

fives: okay, sure, but what if you don't have one of the big ones clean? it's weird to use a small one. but there is always one of those smaller sharp knives clean.

echo: but the straight edge doesn't really fit the cylindrical shape, and you have to make sure you don' t break it, it's too much work.

fives: it makes me feel like i deserve the pickles, though. like, "yeah, i did it. that's right. good job me." it's empowering. but even after that, it's not like you can use a bowl.

echo: i get that, it's not ascetically pleasing.

fives: exactly! and it looks weird if you don't entirely fill the bowl, but you also can't eat that many. my solution: use a mug.

echo: *nods in agreement*

rex: that is all very interesting, BUT WE'RE TRYING NOT TO DIE RIGHT NOW! USE YOUR LIMITED ATTENTION SPANS AND FOCUS!

fives: jeez, okay.

echo: quit yelling at us already.

#the little shits <3 #star wars #star wars: the clone wars #this happens a lot #the clone wars #fives #echo #arc trooper fives #arc trooper echo #the domino twins #domino twins #captain rex #incorrect quotes

[phosphorus-noodles]

there are many downsides to being plural. HOWEVER. one upside is that sometimes you'll simply be trying to do something and a guy in your head will just start going off about something and you have no choice but to laugh bc what are you on about bestie lol ???

#this happens a lot #we're studying the crusades for a final tomorrow. tell me again why it's a good idea to steal a mouse from the backyard to be your friend #mhm mhm. that's real interesting. no i don't think we'll be doing that. yeah no it was a good idea we just have other things to do. yeah ik #ngfkdngkdngkjdgd #pho.posts

[wistyxx]

Here’s a dumb intrusive thought I had while reading Itafushi smut while walking through the grocery store.

#they think I’m reading a grocery list #but it’s actually just megumi getting absolutely railed #smut #jjk smut #itafushi #this happens a lot

[thesnadger]

Me every time I make recommendations for media about creepy small towns, horror media that handles themes of mental illness well, horror webcomics, or ghost stories:

#this happens a lot #i make rec lists of horror media A LOT #broodhollow #f

[ehatnow]

I need more Mirror Metadede and less Metadede

I need more of the Mirror Gang actually

#kirby #metadede #mirror metadede #i dont dislike metadede #its just that ive seen so much of it its starting to bother me #this happens a lot #en stuff

[twistedhypersonicnavigator]

If you're going to...?

I get this a lot lately with my fics.

thats not canon!

of course its not canon, its not meant to be canon, its an AU! Thats a lot for fic writers. You aren't going to get canon often.

2. they don't have a sister

its not canon, its an AU. I am aware they don't have a sister. (In ref to Elesa)

3. 'certain pokemon' doesn't have that type

its not canon, its an AU I'm well aware that 'certain pokemon' isn't a 'type'

4. they aren't pokemon

its not canon, its an AU

5. Ingo doesn't smile, why are you making him smile?

BECAUSE HE DESERVES IT!

6. they aren't gay, why are you making him gay?

let the guy be gay...

#submas #ingo #emmet #my fanfiction #this happens a lot #not even joking #FAQ for my fics

[matchademi]

Rex:So, what do you guys do for fun around here?

Keeli:we usually throw stuff at Howzer

Rec:Who's Howzer??

Lix:HOWZER *throws a piece of armor at him*

Howzer:KARK YOU

#clone captain lix #clone captain rex #captain howzer #captain keeli #clone captain oc #star wars #the clone wars #clone trooper oc #this happens a lot #lix is a shit head but its good that he feels comfortable being a shit head

[saltyfryz]

Have you ever sneezed so hard that your lower back pops?

#salty ramblings #this happens a lot #¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[heroftruth]

Its been zero days now since an ambulance was stolen in my area (few months since neighboring city had one stolen, a year since my city had one stolen) and I am just WELL.

#tbd #THIS HAPPENS A LOT

[spderkid]

the first time miles gets back from patrols ganke is streaming and his chat is like “why the fuck is spider-man. in yuor room”

#miles morales #spiderman into the spiderverse #ganke lee #miles x ganke #this happens a lot #like a lot a lot #you’d think they’d learn but they don’t #“yo dude why is spider-man bleeding out on ur floor #the amount of times miles has almost has his identity revealed bc of ganke is insane #arachnitech #milesganke

[superdynamo]

#valorant #ranked #cypher #brimstone #meme #funny #riot games #this happens a lot #instagram reels #video #yoinked #tiktok #lol

[mikanlardyclinic]

Extreme stuff ahead watch at your own risk mentions of amputation and death feederism

"does it hurt hogoko?.. Or do you orefer piggygiri?.. Hehe!~ like i care~ you made my beloved very very mad! These cries these screams are for her~ that's just 1 leg~ you didn't use it much anyway i wonder~ will you cry as much when your other leg goes through the same~ slowly turning purple as your own flab chokes it~ heheh! I can't wait until you have a heart attack and need a new one~ you won't die until she tells me too or your body literally can't handle anymore lard!!~ now~ OPEN WIDE!~"

"Mikan.. S..staph.. P.. Pleashe sniff.. I..i beg you! Mikan....... Mikan.. Mikaan.."

"TSUMIKI!"

"i..i uhh what what?!? I..im sorry did i do something wrong?!"

The nurse sprung awake drooling and blushing a bit befor looking at the plump detective infront of her..

"no.. You seemed to be asleep and i wouldn't like to disturb you but.. It is just to inform you that.. I would like you to take more meals to my room.. And a salad please.."

The obese detective waddled back her skirt too small and her black panties showing.. Drenched in sweat as well.. She was embarrased to ask for bigger clothes so she asked mikan for food and she brought her a new pair of clothes.. The nurse just stared at her msssive butt.. Then at her massive legs

"one day~ you'll stop being a problem to us~"

#amputation #death feederism #muse : mikan tsumiki #muse kyoko kirigiri #This happens a lot