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phosphorus-noodles · 2 days

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lesbians only want one thing and it's disgusting (giant woman with wings and scales, dripping with blood optional but highly recommended)

#i trust this will reach the target audience ^^#pho.posts

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phosphorus-noodles · 27 days

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Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

#:3c #pho.posts #april fools #boop #april fools day #1k #5k #10k #20k #50k #75k #these numbers mean Nothing to me anymore...

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phosphorus-noodles · 18 days

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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

#head in haAAANDS #pho.posts #I’m sure the mentally ill tumblr community can relate?#1k #5k #10k #20k

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phosphorus-noodles · 3 months

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DOC ?

#skizz/joel when????#pho.posts #hc s10 #hermitcraft #hermitblr #skizzleman #smallishbeans #1k #2k #3k #4k

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phosphorus-noodles · 4 months

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He didn’t die.

He didn’t die at the end.

Grian jumped off a cliff. Scott was slash killed. Pearl was blown up. Martyn was struck down.

But not Scar.

Scar escaped. He ended with 5.5 hearts. He’s still alive. The watchers didn’t take him back.

He’s… free?

#hello??????????#cmon trafficblr. make that lore #pho.posts #secret life spoilers #secret life #life series #traffic smp #trafficblr #gtwscar #gtws #1k #2k

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phosphorus-noodles · 1 year

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"Hey so would you mind telling me about Puppet Hist-"

#me frfr #puppet history #wearewatcher #watcher #shane madej #ryan bergara #pho.posts #1k #2k #3k #4k #5k #6k #7k #???!?!???

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phosphorus-noodles · 6 months

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empires + traffic girls when lizzie writes a love poem to joel in a mesa,

#HEY.<HEY #EYHRHS #EKHDJAWDKA #asdhJKCNDSJKFNKSDS #HDKJCNSKNRKEWEAW #I'M NOT OKAY #pho.posts #trafficblr #life series #secret life #jizzie #ldshadowlady #smallishbeans #empiresblr

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phosphorus-noodles · 1 month

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there's only one thing i love more than gribeans, and that's bureaucracy <3

#whatever was wrong with them this episode is great #there's a LOT i didn't get but here's a good summary #pho.posts #hermitcraft 10 #hc 10 #hermitblr #grian #smallishbeans #gribeans

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phosphorus-noodles · 6 months

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"Eefo, have you gifted your heart yet?"

"You own my heart, Joel."

💥⛵️🔥💥💥💔👬❤️‍🔥💥🔥🔥💥💥

#GIRLS WHEN TH #THE BOAT BOYS #WAHHHHH #pho.posts #secret life #trafficblr #traffic smp #life series #boat boys #smalletho #smallishbeans #ethoslab #trafficshipping

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phosphorus-noodles · 9 months

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Do it for him. (Do it for her.)

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My new favorite gemcyt headcanon is that Joel offered to teach Jimmy sword fighting because he wanted the practice for when he infiltrated homeworld to see his diamond again it'd be nice if Jimmy could defend Scott in a battle ^^

(based on this post by @playername-player-of-games + au and Jimmy design by @chrisrin + Joel design by @zellie-x)