#this also applies to kissing!!!!!!!!!!!

[foxtrotsicrra]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing ( aggressively codependent yet emotionally unavailable )

#this is definitely about #malevolent #arthur lester #john doe #but i'm sure applies to a wide range of blorbos #basically idc WHAT their impetus is #as long as they're both out here willing to do Literally Anything for each other #maim kill enter into dubious contracts w ancient evils #just to have each other alive and safe ♡ #as a biromantic asexual #i'm always see-sawing wildly btw #'portrayals of intense platonic love are so important!!' #and 'but also i'd like them to kiss.' #thanks for coming to my ted talk #foxtrotsicrra.txt #someone added griddlehark and YEA YOU GET IT

[dotcircledot]

just small thoughts on how i think their established relationship would be like

#xingyun #chongqiu #xingqiu #chongyun #genshin impact #genshin #原神 #dotcircledotart #i cannot draw comics for the life of me but i have brainrot #therefore we suffer #this is extremely cringy however they are cringe and i love them for it #me aroace screaming because i find romance simultaneously extremely cringy and also smth that i have to analyze in many little details #that only applies to fictional characters though. my little meow meows i will make you kiss even though idk wtf that feels like

[meaningless-mayhem]

Being asexual and possibly aromantic but also being a huge shipper and hopeless romantic is such a wild experience ngl. I'm always freaking out about my favorite ships and giggling internally reading ship fics, getting invested in characters finally kissing or reading about their pining and their love and I think "I want what they have!!"

But then sometimes you have a slamming realization that your sweet shipping scenarios you imagine in your head look totally different irl and that you are extremely aspec.

One time I went down a YouTube rabbit hole and stumbled across Vsauce's "Why Do We Kiss?" video and let me tell you. When I saw that stock video footage of two people kissing each other I was a little flabbergasted lmaooo

#i mean this doesn't apply to all aspecs obviously but like #that stock video footage #they were kissing but it was more sucking each others faces and i was like wait #do people actually do this #lmaoo #it lowkey repulsed me oops #it hit me so hard but it also kind of validated my asexuality a bit too lol #ace #asexual #asexuality #aro #aromantic #aromanticism #aroace #this also may be because i dont watch live action shows or movies that much but still #does anyone else feel like this #ill be hardcore shipping something but i see one minute of irl relationship stuff and feel extremely disconnected #idk if im making sense #id like to hear some thoughts #might delete later but just wanted to get my thoughts out there #someone's probably said something like this before #edit: adding tags #yeah for me imagination of my ships kissing 👍👍👍💖💖 #vs #footage of irl people kissing/live action kissing scenes 🫠 #fandom #fanfic #fanfiction #my rambles

[brother-emperors]

THE APRIL PLOT 26 April 1478

Lorenzo, flushed with youth and power, would assume the direction of everything, and resolved that all transactions should bear an impress of his influence. The Pazzi, with their nobility and wealth unable to endure so many affronts, began to devise some means of vengeance. The first who spoke of any attempt against the Medici, was Francesco, who, being more sensitive and resolute than the others, determined either to obtain what was withheld from him, or lose what he still possessed.

Machiavelli’s Florentine Histories

francesco de' pazzi should've gotten to stab lorenzo de' medici twice over tbh 😔ALAS

April Blood, Lauro Martines

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#this is a 24/7 medici hate account #i'll apply nuance to julius caesar before i even start to thaw on the medici #also they won the propaganda fight okay. i can hate them with my whole heart as a treat #francesco de' pazzi #drawing tag #italian renaissance tag #anyway (blows a kiss) for the pazzi conspiracy

[baldurs-gays-worst-bard]

You can recognize a dragon age game by the fact that there is always one character that LOOKS like a raging lesbian, only for her to be painfully heterosexual.

So who will it be in dreadwolf 🧎

#yes this is about Morrigan and Cassandra #LET ME KISS THEM BIOWARE #I KNOW THEY ARE GAY STOP PRETENDING THEY ARENT #this also applies to Aveline tbh #butch lesbians 😔🤚 #dragon age #dai #dao #da2 #dragon age 2 #dragon age inquisition #dragon age origins

[jimmyjrsmusoems]

finding the will to live by listening to sunny side up summer before i leave the house every morning

#sorry i’m gonna b late for work i haven’t had my daily ‘and it’s gonna be the sunny side up summer of our lives’ yet #this also applies to sky kiss #bob’s burgers

[woolydemon]

directly to the forehead

#i think its rlly rlly good when ppl draw apollo smothered in lipstick marks from klav #i also think its really good when klav really wants to kiss his forehead #why elss would klav be so fixated on it. he wants to apply a kiss Directly to the forehead #sillay scribbles #klapollo #implied yeah but its very obviously a klav kiss

[theyluvbix]

He's soo :((

I wanna play mariokart w him until we hate eachother and then I wanna make him instant noodles and a smoothie and gibe him some of my easter chocolate and then cuddle him to sleep:((

#i js love him so much okay #i wanna kiss him on the mouth but also on the forehead #hes so princess to me :(( so baby :( #i luv him your honour #atsv #across the spiderverse #spiderman #spider-verse #miles morales #miles g morales #42 miles #prowler miles #this applies to 1610 miles too btw #but mostly 42

[weirdagnes]

i will die w my akazaya ships idc

(the quotes are from @/incorrect-akazaya)

#denkan is sooo funny to think about #enemies AND lovers #they hate each other sm they kiss about it #and they share a mutual crush on kin. this is canon btw (source: me) #also the mishuggy formula applies to them😭 maybe thats why i ship them #its the perfect poly formula #one piece #denjiro #kyoshiro #evening shower kanjuro #kurozumi kanjuro #foxfire kin’emon #kin’emon #denkan #kinkan #kinkanjiro #<<< ??? #denjiro x kin’emon x kanjuro #denjiro x kanjuro #k​in’emon x kanjuro #kin’emon x denjiro #denkin #my art #cw suggestive

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

i hc everything Abyssal as, like, eldritch-flavored so everything about them is Utterly Different (the transformed people of Khaenri'ah & Childe are a bit more familiar in their biology bc they're basically Abyss-ified humans), but also having this deep-seated sense of greed/hunger nestled into the core of their being (bc the Abyss wants to devour everything etc etc), which FL & Tartangular tend to present as "I Love Maiming & Fighting & Killing" but it touches every aspect of their being. which means he WILL give you lots of kisses 😡😡😡😡 and you BETTER give him kisses BACK 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

let me tell you, i absolutely lost it when i read "Tartangular", new favorite nickname

ok but hear me out- he showers you in loving kisses, chirping and trilling as you laugh kindly, but when you turn and reciprocate his affection? that's the first time that the gnawing hunger in his heart is satisfied, the restlessness that constantly plagued him growing quiet and peaceful from your touch. Foul Legacy sinks into your arms, blissful purrs growing louder as your hands move to scritch behind his horns- he finally feels at peace, after all those years of warring with the Abyss and himself, and in thanks he gives you a gentle lick on the cheek, claws curling delicately around your wrists to fulfill his want to hold you close

his favorite time for smooches is right after you come home from work- he's missed you the whole day and he wants snuggles NOW!!!! Legacy darts over the moment the door opens, chittering happily when he sees your tired but lovely face. he waits until you've at least taken off your shoes and set your bag down to sweep you into his arms, cradling your head against his soft lilac fluff as he carries you away for cuddles. he looooves resting his head on your chest or stomach, nuzzling into the soft skin and bumping his head against your cheek- and if you don't give him kisses in return, he'll tilt his head and whine softly, nudging you more insistently until you give in and tenderly kiss his forehead, listening to his satisfied purr with a smile

#genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #foul legacy #foul legacy childe #genshin tartagalia #genshin childe #genshin tartaglia #chit chat #TARTANGULAR #THAT'S A GOOD ONE THAT'S GOING IN MY NICKNAME BOOK #i think this also semi applies to Childe #he'll pout if he doesn't get your affection for a while and likes kissing your forehead repeatedly #both of them are SO touch starved #if you hold childe's face after a stressful day he'll probably start crying. only for you tho #short scenario #other's stuff

[spaciebabie]

when ppl share their art wips with me >>>>>>>>>>>

#spacie spoinks #weeeeehhhh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 #it's such an honor idk if ppl even know #like!! you go out of your way ta dm me art you're working on??? you think I deserve ta see it??? waaaaaa #dunno it feels nice X3 #''spacie should see this thing I'm working on'' did you know you have my whole heart? did you? #did you know I love you so much? #waaaaa #anyways #this also applies when ppl dm me things related ta my interests #did you know you are so important ta me? kisses your forehead

[starry-eyed-steve]

Maya really said let Robin stay a cringe fail loser lesbian who gets into shenanigans with her equally cringe fail loser bff and I absolutely love this for us.

#i love rovickie and they deserve to kiss but they are nothing compared to stobin #please also apply this to steve #they deserve to end the show together by moving away and getting an apartment #robin buckley #stranger things #maya hawke

[davey-in-a-minivan]

sophiegeorge vibes

this one is for @mongreldyke <3

#BELOVED AND BONKERS PAIRING #belligerent antagonism turns into homoerotic tension real fast for sophie and i cannot deny it. and moreau was in jane's brain case closed #if they wanted to kiss postcanon i think that would be fun #sophiegeorge #sophie green #george moreau #the pasithea powder #pasithea ship vibes #also a key point is that the sophiegeorge dynamic WOULD resemble early sophiejane on some levels but without the insane history but ALSO #moreau will call sophie out on things jane never did bc jane was doing the exact same thing. like arguing for no reason out of habit #squinting at guy and man to apply to two characters that are not guys or men : yeah whatever. it's gender

[anachronistic-falsehood]

i love qcell but i love qpac just as much and i also love toxic yaoi. i think pac deserves to go fucking apeshit and beat the shit out of cellbit and cut off cellbit's leg and eat him alive and set him on fire and stab him over and over until he reaches some form of fucked up catharsis and then i think he should rip cellbit's heart out of his chest and eat it cquackity style <3

#qsmp #celltw #<<the ship tag applies here bc i also want them to kiss with blood in their mouths #I LOVE WHEN VICTIMS BITE BACK I LOVE WHEN THE VICTIM GETS TO GO CRAZY AND GET MAD AND KILL AND BITE AND STAB #HE DESERVES TO GO FUCKING BATSHIT CRAZY AND LET OUT SOME ANGER #ooooo ccpac you wanna let your cubito go crazy soooo bad u wanna let him lose his absolute marbles u wanna let him fly off the handle #u wanna let him do an acrobatic fucking flip off the handle and stab cellbit in the landing ooooo u wanna do this sooooo bad #i love when victims get to go fucking crazy PLEASE LET HIM LOSE IT!!!! MR PACTW I AM BEGGING U

[anundyingfidelity]

me at 4 am writing cleon/brother day fanfics again

since foundation fandom is not giving me the fics then i will give them 🗣️🗣️

#foundation apple tv #foundation fanfiction #brother day x reader #brother day x female reader #cleon xiii x reader #foundation 2021 #fuck i love lee pace #WHERE ARE THE FICS? #*in Loki's voice* TELL MEEEEE #this also applies to #lee pace #chef kisses #cmon #where are lee pace fanfics??? #im crying #will i make them? probably #when? idk wait for me

[were-changing-cake-vaults]

Doc has said so many things on Twitter between s9 and 10 that I think there’s probably just a full meeting we don’t know about dedicated to going “hey doc, what in the fuck and shit-“

#woosh quotes themself #docm77 #I’m talking about the shipping post but it also applies to the strip tease post #and also that very old tweet of him French kissing that dad in 2015 #but that’s old news it’s more evident of the fact He Just Says Things