Rating Hunter Sylvester's Outfits
Cause I'm gay, let's go
Putting the outfits in the order of when they appear in the film, rather than a ranked order. Since many get the same rating.
Please take this with the lighthearted intent it was written in.
With gifs~
1. Sleeveless Madhouse.
It’s very good. I like it a lot. We take note of the nail polish, we enjoy it while we can, it will disappear shortly.
8/10
2. The Flannel Trooper
Technically this is the second outfit we see Hunter in. It belongs more to a later scene but that’s just this film’s odd relationship with continuity and time. It’s also his worst fucking outfit. I don’t know if he just does not suit plaid. I certainly think the jeans don’t quite work. Whatever it is, it’s not great. Love the Iron Maiden shirt, tho.
4/10
3. The Hidden Shock Shirt ft. The Jacket™
Solid outfit, love that edgy shit for Hunter. Want that shirt. Debut of the denim jacket. Sadly includes the grey jeans that I do not fuck with.
8/10.
4. Misfits At A Party
We love an all black vibe. Striking Misfits skull, all around a great look.
9/10.
5. Judas Brat
Another all black number. With or without the black denim jacket, it's a major vibe. I like the all-black converse. Very good.
9/10.
6. The Last Supper for Hunter's full head of hair.
Second to worst outfit in my opinion. It's basically a copy of the third outfit but without any of the flavor.
5/10.
7. Slayer Shirt For The Hurt
Calling this a comfort outfit. I like it a lot. Shirt looks kinda worn and soft and it’s a good level of oversized. Those fucking grey jeans again tho. But black converse, so~
8/10.
8. No Sleeves No Chill
Debut of the newly altered battle jacket as well as the earring. We also get the T-Shirt referencing the film's tagline, very good. The scribbled on 'tattoos' are so stupid and I love them.
9/10
9. The Violent Outfit Of Reason
Back to all black! And it looks comfy. I love it. I actually really like the, what looks like, black cargo pants???
This outfit was me at 13. Seriously, it looks like it was plucked straight from my teenage closet. I'm gonna be biased.
(Tbf I would 100% wear this now, as is the case for most of his outfits.)
9/10
10. Completely Gay
The sleeveless shirts are a gift that keeps on giving. (also the faded shitty little scribbled on 'tattoos')
8/10
11. The Best Outfit
This is it. This is the best one. Hands down, his best outfit. One may count the Rhoads as a part of the outfit idgaf, it’s his best outfits regardless. The silhouette, the battle jacket, the symbolism. Chef’s kiss.
10/10
12. Gym Shorts
eheheheheheheheh look at him
7/10
13. Ready For Battle
We’re considering the corpse paint as part of the outfit. It’s so very extra in the best way possible. The fact that they fit 2 continuity errors into 1 outfit and have the blue light randomly turn off, it's great.
Bonus points for Demonias~
(That collar looks so uncomfortably snug tho but I wear them really fuckin' loose when I do so maybe this is normal?????)
9/10
14. Rehab Boy #1
I actually really like his rehab outfits???? Idk I think they're cute. I mean I don't fully get WHY Hunter has to wear sweats when everyone else in rehab seems to just be in their own clothes????? I'm guessing Alan "Father Of The Year" Sylvester, dropped him off without any change of clothes, so these were probably provided by the rehab center.
7.5/10
15. Rehab boy #2
See entry 14, but beige.
7.5/10
16. Battle Of The Bands
I like it but I am SEVERELY disappointed by the LACK of eyeliner. I just think it could be more extra. Like mf really pulled out a custom Jackson but couldn't whack on some eyeliner or smth. We know Hunter can do extra, so give me extra. Still like it tho.
8/10
17. Reformed Asshole
At first I really didn’t like how they put Hunter in a very light outfit now that he’s ‘nice’ like some cliche visual shorthand. But I’ve grown to love the outfit over time. It looks comfy. Cute hurt boy vibes imo.
9/10
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satoru is the friend that always upstages your boyfriend, but he’s so good to you that your boyfriend can’t really complain without coming across as the asshole in the equation. your boyfriend sends you flowers after your promotion, but satoru sends an arrangement of roses in the shape of your favorite animal. your boyfriend suggests going out to dinner for your birthday and gets you the piece of jewelry you’ve been eyeing as a present, but satoru’s the one who books the michelin-star restaurant and surprises you with a $10k handbag. you car breaks down and your boyfriend offers to pick you up/drop you off at work for the week, but satoru steps in a loans you his car and then tells you can keep it. and when your boyfriend does get the balls to confront satoru, he’s awfully relaxed, very calm as he explains that you’re his best friend in the whole world, so he just wants to treat you right. no harm in that, right?
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Prompt 112
Once again, you know who is underutilized in DCxDP crossovers? Battinson. Skrunkly shivering boi. Who we should definitely give children to care for.
Did you know that Jason canonically had a brother named Danny? Well you do now, and it should also be used more.
We all want to give Battinson a robin, so why not give him four for the price of two. He of course gets Dick from the circus- he’s never going to go into public again, this was the first time he’d gone to do something out of his comfort zone for a while and look how that turned out.
And on one of the nights that Dick has to stay home (Alfred insists he must finish his homework if he wants to go out on patrol) Bruce returns to the batmobile to find not one child, but two. Is Danny reincarnated? Just appeared one day? Who knows, but he’s here now and going to protect his little brother.
Bruce might have tears in his eyes when they both hit him in the kneecaps and bolt because even with the armor it still hurts. How he manages to grab both kids he’s not too sure, but he ends up getting them food after they put the tires back. He also doesn’t understand how he’s convinced them into the car but they’ve both conked out and maybe he’s panicking and needs Alfred-
D-Dick why is there another child here? He’s the neighbor, cool cool. W-what do you mean he’s home alone, he’s like, 4?? What do you mean he’s been alone for a week now???
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Alfreeeeed-
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