#theyre awful and theyre perfect for each other

[grimalkinmessor]

I love the Light Grows Up In Wammy's House premises but I also think I love it in a very different way than most people do

Like I don't see it as a Childhood Friends/Rivals™ trope for Lawlight, I very much see it as Light growing up being told that there's someone better than him, someone he must not only surpass, but become—and I think he does the opposite of what BB does. He starts to hate L not because of anything L actually did (because they wouldn't have met) but because everyone keeps implying that L is better than him when Light KNOWS that he's the superior one. Beyond finds out that L is addicted to sweets and immediately changes his diet to include cakes and candies, while Light immediately wipes everything sweet from his mental list of desired foods.

He is perfectly polite, he's the baby of the group, and he can do no wrong in every other aspect of life except for the fact that he vehemently doesn't want to take L's place no matter how hard they push him. He wants to become his own sort of detective on his own merit, and he'll be damned if he has to use L's name while he does it. If he solves any cases it's anonymously, under a pseudonym.

And if he ever meets L, they won't be friends. But that vaguely disconcerting teen/man that sometimes sits in the corners of rooms and talks to no one is very interested in what Light has to say, no matter what it is, and seems to both enjoy it when Light talks shit about L and yet is still somehow annoyed by it. They get into heated arguments and he'll steal Light's things and pull his hair and mess up his clothes no matter how many times the caretakers chastise him for it (though even that happens surprisingly rarely). Light would stop talking to him entirely if he wasn't his only hope of getting out of Wammy's little genius factory both physically and mentally intact.

Light makes plans to run away and runs them by the broody teenager he's tolerated, who helps him pick out any holes in his plans, but somehow the staff always seem to catch Light before he can escape. It happens so often that Light even begins to think that someone's snitching on him, but he's only ever told one other person, and he wouldn't care enough to stop Light from leaving....

Would he?

Or, alternatively, Light never meets that stranger in the corner. Instead, Watari happily sternly informs him that L has personally selected Light to help him on cases. Isn't that great? Isn't it an honor? A and B are practically roiling with jealousy, Light should be grateful.

But Light is not grateful. He takes the news with a big ole fake smile, and silently plots L's mysterious disappearance before he's even come face to face with the man. He wants to make it on his own, he doesn't want to be reliant on L's name and Wammy's money and generosity forever, and he loathes the fact that he's been metaphorically chained to L's title in all the ways he didn't want to be.

A tiny Light, accompanying a teenage L places and becoming his face (both because L is petty and because he thinks its funny when police are introduced to a little kid as their Consulting Detective) around the world, all while they throw vicious barbs back and forth and spend quiet Christmases together and throw each other under the bus for fuckups and try foreign cuisines together and struggle to keep (L)/gain (Light) the power and ground they both don't even actually want.

L gives Light all the cases he doesn't want, like he's doing him a favor, and Light regularly calls A and B to smack talk L behind his back and turn the rest of his successors against him.

I can even imagine some amalgamation of both of these scenarios happening, or even eight more vaguely like them in the vein of L and Light being both completely antagonistic towards each other while also simultaneously growing so codependent that they can't stand not knowing what the other one is doing at any point in the day and also get absurdly jealous whenever anyone else even speaks to them.

Or EVEN a scenario where L doesn't pay attention to Light at all until he's grown and out in the world on his own. Light makes a quick name for himself, decidedly divorced from Wammy's influence, and eventually meets L on accident through a case L is working on, wherein L becomes intrigued with him and looks into his history only to find that he's a Wammy kid and L goes "Oh. You're one of mine."

To which Light takes decidedly poorly given that the claim both riles and razes Things™ in him because growing up with the vaguest desires to be like the man in front of you even though you loathe him and those desires were quickly squashed and never thought of willingly or voiced aloud leaves behind both the intense need to alienate yourself from said man entirely and to get close enough to become better than him for all to see and witness—only for Light to find that he can't alienate himself completely from L anymore because L decidedly won't let him and he can never quite seem to surpass him either because L is constantly nipping at his heels, echoing his thoughts with brilliant deductions of his own, and it turns out that trying to intellectually sprint past someone who only starts running when YOU do and has a distinct headstart is harder than it looks.

#long post #death note au #death note #lawlight #yagami light #l lawliet #i legit cannot picture them purely fluffy im sorry it goes against everything in me to right them and pure and loving partners #theyre awful and theyre perfect for each other #wammys house #beyond birthday #alter #a #a fucking...SEETHES when she finds out that L picked the only one of them who didn't actually want to succeed gim #b is more cynical so he's less surprised but he joins in on a's hate in solidarity #on the inside though he thinks its fucking hilarious #grim rants

[hxneylavendxr]

Have this Very Clear image of Shu fitting Rinne for their shuffle outfits and Rinne just. Refusing to stay put/still and pin needles end up. Everywhere. Velvet is torn through. Rinne is stabbed multiple times. (Accidental, or not? It's up for debate.) It takes three hours for them to finish. Rinne asks Shu for lunch afterwards and Shu has to hold herself back from throwing vase water in Rinne's face. Rinne brings up this encounter to anyone she meets for the next week.

YES, EXACTLY, it's so vivid

their chemistry lies in how naturally fast paced their dynamic can move when theyre in the same room- it's like an elaborate comedy skit when theyre just being themselves- rinne is in awe of someone so uptight and shu is in awe of someone so laid back. and the problem is that at no point does either communicate this. the energy comes out as pure entropy

#rinne learning to antagonize shu on purpose because her reactions are hilarious.... #shu losing her ever loving mind every waking minute with rinne amagi in her life #theyre so awful theyre so perfect #they could make each other worse ❤ love wins #jyfrnd #rinneshu #imagining scenarios with them is addicting #happyelements Please

[stiffyck]

okay so yesterday i complained about how i dislike fanon desert duo and how toxic and dysfunctional they always seem to be so here are my favorite ways to interpret desert duo:

1- totally in love and head over heels for each other. they love each other, they tease each other, they make fun of each other but its always in good spirits. they hold hands and kiss and theyre sweet.

theyre like the perfect couple.

2- the aro ace solidarity. everyone keeps telling them how cute theyd be togehter and how its so obvious they have crushes on each other and to just "tell him you like him!".

So at some point theyre like. "Should we... date?" so they try but it's so weird. Scar doesn't like the kissing, grian isn't particularly fond of hand holding, scar doesn't want to cuddle and it's just. More awkward than anything. The others tell them "finally" and "aw you guys are so cute!"

At some point when they're both alone- "Scar I don't want to date you." "Oh thank God me neither"

they keep calling each other "partner" and shit but they most of the romantic stuff. They talk shit about others. "Ew did you see that. They just kissed." "I know right? Unbelievable. We're right here."

#stiff talk #enjoy #the fluff for you #i might draw them later #desert duo #do i need to tag this with the neg tag too??? i mentioned how i complained but like. tbh thats my personal opinion #if you like that type of stuff good for you i guess #gtws #grian #hermitshipping #scarian #theres both platonic and romantic desert duo here #love both of them

[literalite]

mistki's the land is inhospitable and so are we (2023)!! as edits featuring mine and some of my friends ocs 😁 had a lot of fun with this project... rough explainer of how/why each song corresponds to each character/s under the cut because i love symbolism and talking! sorry it is long

bug like an angel - sapphire

without spoiling too much of her story and arc... sapphire's life is not easy. she's hurt by people she cares for and who care for her, although inadvertently, and in turn hurts people who she cares for and who cared for her, also not by her own volition. it's kind of a terrible truth that you will harm and be harmed by the people you love, even when you and they truly don't want to. it's up to you how much you're willing to take and deal. you can't keep every promise you make and you can't right every wrong. but you have to keep trying anyway. that's sapphire's strength, and the core of her goodness and why i personally consider her one of my favourite ocs. i chose to depict bug like an angel in mitski's more positive interpretation here and in that light i think it works best for saph

buffalo replaced - heiya

well first and foremost the vibes of the song fits heiya perfectly fhgjk but also lyricism and tone... yep. quick breakdown of heiya's background since i doubt i'll ever be able to do it properly she's an interesting character for me because she like a lot of my other characters has lost. everything. she had a wife and a child and they were both killed and she had to leave her home again and again and unlike how some of my others would have taken this she has never flagged in her unwavering dedication to preserving hope. for herself for her people for the future etc etc. which is a very fucking difficult thing to do! the world changes faster than you can keep up with it sometimes but for heiya she will not let herself tire and be swept away in it all. people rely on her. she's a guiding star as much as she is a woman. she's a lover and a fighter and thats what buffalo replaced means to me! so

heaven - vinny and caleb

i feel like of all my oc couples so far they have like. the sweetest most kind of simply mutually trusting dare i say straight forward love. they just love each other so much and thats all. the world could end around them when theyre together and it'd be okay truly. also yeah vinny is ostensibly in heaven now bye angel i feel like this one was pretty self explanatory. me and who WHEN

i don't like my mind - sunny

he just like me fr (said in denji voice) anyways wow ha. unstoppable unending guilt due to past actions that haunt your every waking moment? throwing yourself into any and all distraction just to take your mind off it, filling your time with other shit so that past sin doesnt for once echo in your awful and hollow brain? this song is perfect for sunny honestly just that sentiment also the "please don't take this job from me".... sometimes the coping is worse. you can be proud of something because you can do it better than anyone else even if that thing is terrible

the deal - wolfgang munch by @gunthermunch

Wolfgang Amadeus Munch. umm this will make more sense later on but it still kind of makes sense now i think. he doesn't want to be himself he keeps . leaving and moving and running away from his own memories his own self in reaction to others. if he could pawn it all off he would. if he could be better in an instant without having to feel every agonising second of change he would! but thats not how the world works. or is it. read munch by gunthermunch thats an order

when memories snow - lilian

i feel the older you get the more your past kind of swells up and trails behind you... at least for lilian that is shes very linked to the different versions of the girl/young woman she used to be. for her its a double edged blade, a lot of her own strength is drawn from who she was and what happened to her throughout her life. they haunt her but she's haunting it back in her own way

my love mine all mine - saige, bellona, ari

stares you down okay so usage of this song very much almost verges into spoiler territory but uhm. uhm. starts twitching basically the whole dynamic here is . sometimes when you love you will sacrifice. and while that is usually a good thing sometimes it is not but sometimes it still is. sometimes you pay your dues for love and sometimes someone else has to pay for your love as well. and whether that is worth it to them remains to be seen. but it's all about love still. whether that's a worthy cause is up to you i suppose

the frost - yoshiki and hikaru from hikaru ga shida natsu

fun fact (or not so fun fact since i had it listed as such) this slot was originally meant to be taken up by a gojo/geto edit and while it still works for them frighteningly well i swerved to do another black and white haired doomed gay pairing gfhjkl; i really recommend yall to read hikaru ga shinda natsu/the summer that hikaru died because honestly it speaks for itself! it's SO good i love it so bad

star - ari and luca by @anjitrait

wow these two did not deserve the horrors the narrative (me) slammed down onto their heads. they're kind of the most married of all time to me but like of course under pressure even the strongest most loving of bonds will warp. they've been together for roughly a decade and a half now. they know and love each other as totally as you could possibly imagine. despite it all i am yours, no matter. are we picking up what i'm putting down chat

i'm your man - nayef and sióar by @lucidicer

after the album dropped like at least 3 people swung into my dms with a ?this you?? about this song which. i mean the fucking dogs that start barking halfway through the song. are you kidding me. but anyways sioyef and devotion. sioyef and putting yourself in your lover's hands and looking to them like they are a god. this is super self explanatory. you know

i love me after you - redacted and ophelia

HM.... all i'll say here is that sometimes the homoerotic tension filled high school friendship where both parties have something very wrong with them but in totally different directions can be. scarring. bad. sometimes love just isn't enough when you don't know what you're meant to do with it and when you've lived in survival mode all your life. but that once the dust clears you can scrape yourself off the ground get up keep going and that isn't gonna be the end for you there. or for love, even. sometimes shit just ain't meant to be and thats ok

#ts4 #urghhgh idek how many hours this is cumulatively. dont wanna #ts4 edit #seph.txt #p

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

Just thinking about Fitz and Keefe. They're both so jealous of each other. It spiraled into more and more talking about fitz and vacker imperfections and stuff, enjoy :>

(I rambled out the draft on discord, but I did change a few things and add on a bit at the end, so if you feel like rereading it might make more sense now)

tw: breif mentions of ed, suicidal thoughts, and implied sh, but they're all like very brief and not descriptive just want to put a warning

Remember in Flashback when Sophie and Fitz were going all Fitzphie on Keefe's mind, and they found the memory of Alden telling Keefe he was proud?

Imagine it hurt so bad for Fitz when he watched that. Because Alden never says that to Fitz even when he came out on top, no matter how perfect he was, so why did Keefe get that kind of praise?

Keefe may have come out second to Fitz with Foxfire grades, but Fitz has always felt second to Keefe in everything. No matter how perfect he tries to be or how much of a people pleaser he is, it seems inevitable that everyone likes Keefe better anyway.

And how could they not? He's funny, he's messy, he's imperfect.

Fitz could never be like keefe. His family would hate him. But they still like Keefe better.

Alvar always liked Keefe better than his actual little brother. Even though Fitz looked up to Alvar more than anyone! He admitted that in Neverseen!

Alden told Keefe he was proud of him?? for coming in second? Even after all the studying and work Fitz put into being first, being top, being perfect, people always choose keefe, Which is one of the reasons Fitz was so insecure about Sophie spending a lot of time with Keefe while she and Fitz were dating, he was scared she was going to leave him for Keefe, like people always do, because he's just better. he's nicer, he doesn't lash out at people, he doesn't have as much pressure on him because he never cared about pleasing his parents.

AND SHE DID! Sophie did leave him for Keefe. Even though Fitz promised to take things at her pace. Even though he said he'd wait. But it was the match lists that ended up breaking them apart. But what was Fitz supposed to do?? Not care about the match? There had never been a Vacker bad match, and Fitz beign the first one, after everything Alvar did and how much all the Vackers already hate these five in particular, it would bring a whole new level of shame on the family. Not just him, but Biana and Alden and Della too.

Keefe is allowed to not care about this stuff, because he's not perfect. Fitz is so, so, so jealous of Keefe because he GETS TO BE IMPERFECT. HE'S ALLOWED TO MAKE MISTAKES. He's allowed to feel things.

Keefe's parents are awful, Fitz's parents are fine. Anytime Fitz dares to think "hey maybe my parents are manipulating or using me or putting unrealistic expectations on me" he also remembers that he has it GOOD. He's so lucky compared to everyone else. So he has no right to be upset about anything.

In Flashback, Fitz actually says something like this to Sophie: Sophie had to grow up with humans, Keefe has his whole thing with his parents, Dex was bullied for being the son of a bad match, Tam and Linh were banished… so he's had it easy! He has no right to feel sad when his life is just. so. perfect.

And the thing is, everyone thinks his life is perfect. Especially Keefe! Keefe is always talking about how the Vackers are perfect and lucky and he wishes he was one, when inside, Fitz would secretly rather be Keefe. Even with the whole everything with his parents, at least he doesnt have to be perfect! At least he's allowed to disappoint his parents, because theyre bad parents! And people always like him more. Without fail, Fitz has always felt second to Keefe. Every time he thinks he did good, people go to keefe for being imperfect.

Why did keefe get Alden's praise when he came out second in the level? Fitz barely slept to make sure he came out on top! If Fitz had gotten 98/100, he wouldn't be yelled at, but he'd get a disappointed talk. Why is it different with Keefe, who isnt even Alden's son, why does Alden like him more?

So Fitz ends up spiraling and obsessing more and more.

He can't be imperfect like Keefe, he wouldnt dare. So he does what he can to be as perfect as possible. Maybe he just needs to get a hold on his temper. Wait till he's behind closed doors to do anything but smile. Maybe he needs to eat less, get a perfect number on the scale. Maybe then he'll be good enough.

But he's never good enough.

Nothing he does will ever be good enough.

Keefe is reckless, imperfect, and messy. but even though Fitz does his best to not step a toe out of line, he does everything he can to be perfect...... They keep picking Keefe. without fail, no matter what.

Fitz knows he shohld accept defeat, accept that he'll never be good enough for anyone because of everything he's done to try to be perfect, but he can't stop trying.

He'll keep pushing himself, he'll stay up for hours studying, looking for clues about the Neverseen, going through Alvar's old room, he'll do ANYTHING for someone to say theyre proud of him. For someone to tell him that he did good, for once in his life, but they never notice.

It's never "Wow, you've been working so hard, good job!" or "You look good, did you lose weight?" or "Thanks for helping out, thanks for at least trying"

EVEN THOUGH HE DOES NOTHING BUT TRY. HE'S TRYING SO HARD

Instead, people are saying things like "You look awful, you've got bags under your eyes" (maybe he should put on some makeup to hide that) or "You never join us for dinner, it's like you hate us" (he does. he secretly hates his family so much) or "You've gotten so distant that you're ruining all your relationships with your friends and family" (what else is he supposed to do? they dont like him anyway)

He's driving himself insane over being perfect, only to have people like Sophie say that he's "too perfect." HE JUST CANT WIN!

He's not allowed to make mistakes, but maybe the worst mistake he made was being too perfect!

But how does he stop?

He can't. he trapped himself here. He's convinced he brought this on himself, but he cant get out of this cycle,

And nobody else will get him out,

Because he's not perfect enough.

If they havent noticed his struggling, maybe they dont care enough. But Fitz has gotten so good at hiding it. Nobody will notice until he passes out in the hall or just fucking kills himself because it's too much.

Fitz thinks, why is it that Keefe's allowed to be open about hating himself, and yet as soon as he makes the slightest self deprecating comment, he's suddenly "being dramatic" or "looking for attention"?

And we're back to talking about Keefe again.

None of this is Keefe's fault but he will still feel so so guilty. He felt Fitz's jealousy and hurt when they watched the memory of Alden saying he's proud of him.

Keefe and Fitz are constantly comparing themselves to each other, but by the end of the story, Keefe will be getting the help and support he needs to move on from it. Fitz never showed it and wouldnt dare admit it. So he does not.

Alden and Cassius both seem to prefer the other's son.

Even with Fitz and Biana. There's still a bit of jealousy there, because Biana is starting to seperate herself from her family, and start her own "Vacker Legacy," whatever that means.

After Nightfall, biana has grown more comfortable with herself, she is challenging what it means to be a Vacker, realizing that their family isn't all it's claimed to be. She has no shame in being her fun confident self, and crying when she needs to, and showing off her scars, while if Fitz showed his scars, he'd probably end up in a psych ward or something (or at the very least getting yelled at).

Fitz is jealous of Biana almost as much as he's jealous of keefe. She's never been quite perfect either, but it's always in a good way, isn't it? she's managed to keep her friends (not including the earlier books) and she used to be a bit of a jerk to people, so people can look back and see how far she's come.

Fitz has only gotten worse over the years, and he knows it. he hears what people say in the halls. their whispers hardly hide it. He's presented himself the way he wanted to be - perfect. But it gets harder and harder to hide his imperfections, and people only notice the bad things, don't they? They don't worry, they only judge.

Biana's probably dealing with her own issues, as everyone in the Vacker family does, but she can be more honest about it. She's starting to break the habit of plastering on a smile and saying everything's fine. She's working on her relationship with people. She's like reverse Fitz.

Fitz fears he's going down a similar path of destruction to Alvar, but he counters those fears by being Alden's perfect golden boy like he was always supposed to be. Alden has such a hold on Fitz, he'd do anything for him if Alden worded it right. Ever since he was a kid he always knew he'd do anything to please his parents, even if it was potentially dangerous. But nobody has seemed to even bat an eye when they hear how young Fitz was when he went to the Forbidden Cities. So he must be overreacting, right? Because how could Fitz's childhood be anything less than perfect?

See, when Sophie started learning a little bit about Fitz's past and how things were actually not perfect in the Vacker house, she started to ignore him more and more. She had her other reasons, but to Fitz, it seemed like she was seeing how imperfect he really was, and he's not everything she hoped for. So he panics, and does his best to prove to her that he is the perfect boyfriend she wanted, but it didn't matter anyway because... she. liked. Keefe. better.

And Fitz hates himself so much for wishing he was keefe because Keefe has it so bad with the legacy thing, he hates how he wishes his parents were worse so he didn't feel so guilty every time he made a mistake that would disappoint them.

Not one person in Fitz's life has ever chosen him first. With everyone. There's always someone they love more.

Della loves Biana more, Biana chooses her friends, Sophie chose Keefe, Keefe chose Sophie.

Alden seemed to favor Keefe, or his work, or even just the ways he uses Fitz instead of loving him as his son or as a person. Maybe that's why Fitz is so desperate to listen to Alden, to please him, because he's the only person who seems to even care, even if he only cares when he's doing good or being perfect.

Alvar would choose Biana or Keefe over Fitz any day, even before the betrayal. Fitz still looked up to him, despite his vague dislike for Fitz. He likes Biana better because he thinks she'd understand better what the Vacker legacy is, Because FITZ IS PART OF IT. HE'S ADDING ONTO IT, WHATEVER IT IS!

Yep that's all I have, feel free to add your own ideas :3

tags:

@fitz-avery-vacker @autistic-daydreamer

#kotlc #kotlc fitz #fitz vacker #kotlc vackers #kotlc alden #alden vacker #kotlc alvar #alvar vacker #kotlc della #della vacker #kotlc biana #biana vacker #kotlc headcanons

[selfawarecobalt]

fuck it. thunder legion headcannon notes page reveal as i nearly accidentally deleted it last time i tried to update it and its slowly delved into more and more hyper specific madneas with each new addition

*Bixlow is an incredibly picky eater, but Freed will eat just about anything.

*Evergreen stress shops, Freed stress cooks, and Bixlow stress eats. very efficient system. noone cleans. less efficient

*obviously freed takes rules EXTREMELY seriously, but only the ones he agrees with. he does not give a fuck about general laws, but he does care about ones imposed by a figure of authority he respects (not many)

*on that note, hes infamous with the rune knights because they literally cannot apprehend him. the second they blink, hes undone the jutsu shiki and is outta there. they’ve basically given up at this point

*freed has perfected the irish goodbye, and trained the thunder legion in it too. laxus however, is a hopeless case. he’ll just turn around and walk away mid conversation

*thunder legion? ideal blunt rotation. theyre yappin for hours. any weird ass question you think about? freed could probably answer it. evergreen’s your BESTIE who will back you up and die for you on any hill. bixlow becomes the single greatest comedian in a 50 mile radius

*freed and bixlow share an apartment together. evergreen technically has her room in fairy hills but that spare bedroom has enough of her stuff in to be considered hers

*bixlow uses he/it pronouns. he came into my house and told me

*evergreen is a trans woman and came out shortly after meeting freed and bix. one advantage to being such an outsider in the guild meant noone realised she’d transitioned. not many people know, only makarov, laxus & the thunder legion, and elfman. she wouldnt mind other people knowing but it never really came up and what does it matter really. shes still the prettiest

(when she came out to elfman she was extremely nervous about what he’d say (or that hed say something about it being manly) but he excitedly told her that it was “so womanly!”)

*they can all sing to some degree. evergreen still has the “teenaged girl showing off” voice and freed’s is like butter (seriously have you heard junichi suwabe sing? if i wasnt aro id be deeply in love with that man). bixlow, however, actively chooses to sound awful

*echolalia. they ALL have echolalia. its a nightmare sometimes

*evergreen is the single most talented braider in the entire guild

*bixlow is the only one who can correctly portion out pasta. he chooses not to.

*autism

#fairy tail #thunder legion #raijinshuu #raijin tribe #the thunder god tribe #freed justine #evergreen #bixlow #bickslow #headcanon #headcanons

[therosebanshee]

I never do ship fanart, let alone make kids of a ship, but I was compelled. The girl is Pomme, and Ignace is the boy. They're both super cute but can be little hellions, and some time straight up creepy a la The Shining (it's a hotel so it's perfect)

I don't know how the twins came to be, like did they just pop out of thin air due to magic, or what anything is possible in hell. The twins dont have antlers. Instead, they sprout horns and claws like Lucifer and Charlie. They got their cheek markings, too, but they got some melanin from Alastor. They have shadow magic, too, but usually get around by climbing the ceiling like the hellspawn they are. Their heads can swivel 360° like Alastor, which freaked Charlie out the 1st time it happened, thinking she broke her baby sibling. Charlie was sobbing while holding the baby away from her and sleep deprived Alastor, who knew they could do that just fell into a fit of manic laughter. Lucifer then walked into the demented scene holding Pomme and walked right the fuck back out.

Alastor was freaked out at first, but they look so much like his mom that he couldn't help but fall in love. I see Alastor as the more "mom" of the pair since he actually had a mom, can cook, seems to have a more 'get things done' type of personality. While Lucifer is getting better at being a dad. Hes terrified hes going to let them down like he feels he did to Charlie. But when your partner(could be platonic could be romantic although I a demiromantic personally lean towards romantic after getting to know each other and bonding) doesn't up and leave, support makes all the difference. I also feel like they're first words were calling Alastor Mama because Lucifer had been training them as revenge for the whole "It's a little funny, you could almost call me dad" line he'd be like "nuh uh not even these ones are going to"

Alastor and Lucifer argue a lot about their clothes. Alasto will not have his children dressed like members of a circus. Lucifer doesn't want them dressed like little old people. Youd think since theres two they could compromise but the one thing they wordlessly agree on is that theyre cutest when they match. Charlie or Nifty usually step in the middle of the argument and dress them during the argument and take them to the kitchen. They're low key aware of this but still argue because fighting is low key a love language.

Other than their parents, their favorite people are Charlie(sister), Rosie(auntie), and Nifty(pseudo sister.) They like cuddling with Angel and Husk, for naps because they're soft, but for awake time, absolutely no respect for those two! It's like the scene with Jack Jack and the babysitter in the Incredibles. They don't like Vaggie at first since Alastor has a bit of a tiff with her, and she takes Charlie away from them. She eventually wins them over. They like her singing and that she talks to them like big people(she's not capable of baby talk.) They hate the Vox and Val much to Alastor and Angel Dusts delight. They're awed by Zestiel, though no one is quite sure why. Zestiel is greatly amused by this.

#radioapple #my art #fanart #hazbin hotel #appleradio #alastor x lucifer #lucifer x alastor #pomme #ignace

[fluentmoviequoter]

hello ! could you maybe wrote a dalton x fem reader were its really fluffy and theyre just really in love ?

xoxo

Of course! I hope this is along the lines of what you wanted! Have some fluffy, soft, touchy, so in love he can't explain it Dalton! Enjoy! :)

Warnings: there's just so much fluff, 1.2k+ words

Rom-Com Dreams

“I don’t understand why we only have a week to do this project,” one of your classmates complains as you exit the classroom. “This is at least two weeks’ worth of work.”

“I agree,” another classmate says before turning to you. “What do you think?”

“I,” you begin, then see someone much more interesting, “have to go.”

“And we lost her,” your classmates say together as they watch you run down the stairs.

“Dalton!” you exclaim as you wrap your arms around his shoulders. “I missed you.”

“I missed you,” he repeats, his arms wrapped firmly around your waist. “What do you want to do?”

“Anything. As long as it’s with you.”

You release your interlocked hands and let them fall to your sides, smiling as Dalton keeps one arm around your waist to lead you through the crowd of students. Once you reach a less-populated area, Dalton stops walking and twirls you around to face him.

“I have an idea,” he states as he drops his forehead to yours, his hands holding your waist as your hands lay on his.

“I’m in.”

“You don’t even know what it is.”

You shrug and smile before asking, “Does it involve me and you?” Dalton nods, so you explain, “Then I’m in.”

Dalton shakes his head softly and pulls you closer. “I love you.”

“Even when I accidentally trip over you because you went into the Further while laying directly in front of your door?”

“Especially then.”

Dalton nudges you forward, his arm finding its place on your waist as you continue walking toward his dorm. He tells you that his idea will only work once the sun goes down, so you happily agree to wait until then in his dorm. The safety and privacy of his dorm have been a safe haven for both of you since college started.

Entering his room, Dalton kicks the door closed behind him and watches in awe as you move comfortably around his space, placing your things in the usual spot before helping yourself to a sweatshirt he left lying on his chair. You move his pillows and then lay down, holding your arms out toward him as thunder sounds in the distance.

“I don’t have a book, so you’ll have to do,” you say as you make grabby hands.

He kicks his shoes off and puts them away, something he never did before you started spending so much time in his dorm, and lays down beside you. The twin bed is a tight fit for both of you, but you’ve managed to learn the perfect way to make it work. Today, you’re laying against the wall, propped up slightly, as Dalton tangles his legs with yours, wraps his arms around your waist, and lays his head on your chest. Once he is in his favorite spot in the world, you wrap your arms around him and play with his hair, letting the sounds of the far-away storm settle over you. Dalton nuzzles his head closer to you, briefly wondering what his dad or brother would say if they walked in right now before realizing he doesn’t care.

“Will your idea still work if it’s raining?” you ask as lightning makes itself visible outside.

“It’ll be better,” Dalton says into the skin of your neck.

Your hands move down and you begin scratching his back, stilling when he mumbles something then rolls away from you slightly.

“We have to stop. I’m going to fall asleep and I can't miss my plan.” He ends his statement with a yawn.

You smile at him and roll onto your side so that you’re facing each other, mere inches separating you.

“How was your day?” you ask.

“Pretty good. Professor Armagan said the project I turned in last week was my best work yet.”

“That’s amazing, Dalton! Was that the inspiration assignment?”

Dalton can’t stop himself from kissing you when you remember such a small detail. As he pulls back, he smiles and moves his hand into the dip of your waist. You’re convinced the spot was made specifically to fit Dalton’s hand.

“Yeah, that’s the one.”

“What was your inspiration? I didn’t get to see that one.”

“It was a park at night,” Dalton explains. “Inspired by you and the night we met.”

You laugh, then stop abruptly at the look in Dalton’s eyes. “Really?”

He nods and this time you’re the one to initiate the kiss.

“I love you,” you whisper.

“I love you,” he responds. He picks his head up and looks out the window before standing and extending a hand to help you up. “It’s time, let’s go.”

You take his hand and stand, removing his sweatshirt and replacing your shoes as he gets ready behind you.

“Leave your stuff, we’ll come back after,” he says as he opens the door for you.

He leads you outside and onto a sidewalk, telling you that walking through the light rain will be worth it. You follow him down a few different paths before arriving at the park where you first met, the rain growing heavier.

“Dalton?” you ask, turning to face him.

“Let’s make some romcom dreams come true,” he answers, a hand extended to you.

You smile and take his hand, laughing as he twirls you and pulls you close, his other hand finding your waist again. As your hand raises to Dalton’s shoulder, he sways you slowly, the rest of the world fading away. Dalton twirls you again, dipping you down quickly before bringing you up and pressing his lips to yours. You push your fingers into his hair and pull yourself closer until you're leaning against Dalton as you kiss him. The kiss is slow and wet with rainwater, but it communicates everything you feel and want to say, even what hasn’t been spoken yet. When Dalton breaks the kiss and leans his forehead against yours, you feel more in love than ever before.

“Thank you, Dalton,” you whisper, letting him sway you again.

“You’re the love of my life, and you deserve to feel like it,” he says, honesty and reverence audible in his words and tangible in his actions. “I love you more than I could ever explain.”

“You have no idea how special you make me feel. I love you, and I want to spend the rest of my life showing you.”

Dalton pulls you into one more quick kiss and then leads you back toward the path.

“I have hot chocolate and dry clothes in my dorm, unless you need to go home now,” Dalton says as he guides you.

“That sounds perfect.”

As you’re lying in Dalton’s arms, wearing his sweatshirt so you’re warm and dry, you can’t remove the smile from your face.

“Dalton?” He hums against the crown of your head so you continue.

“Thank you for making my romcom dreams come true. You’re my future, and I wouldn’t trade these memories with you for the world.”

“That was just one romcom dream, wait ‘til next week.”

“What’s next?”

“Forever,” Dalton answers, raising his arm as you turn in his grasp to kiss him.

The movie is long forgotten as you revel in your own movie-worthy romance. Your love for Dalton is visible to anyone who looks, but the private moments like this make you love him even more.

#dalton lambert x reader #dalton lambert fic #dalton lambert fluff #dalton lambert #insidious #insidious the red door #requests

[annahxredaxted]

saw your Sam and Darlin pregnancy headcanons ....

if you haven't already , could you do Milo/Sweetheart?

theyre so perfect for each other , I'd love to see Milo as a dad/caring for Sweetheart through the pregnancy aww 🙏🏽🙏🏽

OHHH YEAHHHH i mean i did do “dad milo hc” but it’s not really the same… 😏

ILL DEFINITELY DO THIS ONE

tw: pregnancy

Milo/Sweetheart Pregnancy headcannons!

OH MY GOD MILO WAS SO EXCITED

he was a little nervous because of his dad but not as much as you’d expect

“really? no fucking shit? your fucking with me! really? like really really? holy shit!”

when they tell him he immediately demands they sit down and relax, he makes them their favorite dinner and cuddles with them for a while

he stopped cussing completely by like month 5 of their pregnancy

“fu— crap i dropped my phone..”

he kisses their belly when he leaves for work

^ “bye sweetheart,” *kiss on the lips* “bye baby..” *kiss on the belly*

milo makes them sit down when their face shows even the slightest hint of discomfort

if you have long hair he will definitely hold it back during morning sickness and rub sweethearts back

he gives them loads of massages and cuddles

definitely wanted to do a maternity photo shoot

when he spoons them at night he holds their stomach

YOU BETTER BELIEVE HE WAS AT EVERY APPOINTMENT

he missed one because of a job and he was pissy for a week

brushes sweethearts hair and helps them do it and stuff

he made very long name lists

sweetheart proposed the idea of a “milo Jr.” and he cried (if it’s a boy)

he makes sweetheart drink 3 full water bottles in a day

he definitely helps them wash their hair and their body and stuff in the shower

sweethearts water broke late at night, they had a few contractions before waking milo up

he didn’t panic and he was relaxed but he was STRESSED on the inside

he grabbed everything all the bags and chargers and pillows and whatever

held sweethearts hand the whole drive to the hospital

“i can turn with one hand relax..”

he didn’t faint! he was really good the whole time

he did yell at a hospital staff for making him fill out so much paperwork before getting them to a room

sweetheart had to calm him down and he felt really bad

“if you guys don’t get your heads out of your asses so you can see that their about to!—“ they put a hand on his arm and he sighed

“nevermind just give me the damn clip board..”

when baby greer was born he sobbed like a lot

“awh they look just like you sweetheart…” he said while sobbing

skin to skin almost immediately putting the baby on his bare chest

“milo give me the damn baby—“

he shushed them and smiled

he took a picture of sweetheart holding baby greer and the two of them were sleeping in the hospital bed and that’s his lockscreen and it probably will be for a while

be considered proposing for a little more security considering they had a kid now

milo has thick curly hair

guess how the baby came out?

with a full fucking head of hair

aw he plays with baby greer all the time, peek a boo and baby things

when baby greer can walk and kinda talk he plays hide and seek

hide and seek makes sweetheart nervous because they like to know where the baby is

awh they have such adorable family photos

he keeps a different picture of sweetheart and baby greer in his wallet

it’s of sweetheart kissing the baby and smiling really widely while the baby’s smile is just as wide if not more

heheheh that’s all :3

#redacted asmr #redacted milo #redacted sweetheart #redacted audio #redacted headcannon #tw: pregnancy #cw: pregnancy #pregnancy #pregnant!reader #pregnant! sweetheart #daddy milo #(literally) #pregnant headcannons

[jswatson]

you know about musical tuning right? harmonics? equal temperament? pythagoras shit? of course you do (big big nerd post coming)

(i really dont know if people follow me for anything in particular but im pretty sure its mostly not this)

most of modern western music is built around the 12-EDO (12 equal divisions of the octave, the 12 tone equal temperament), where we divide the octave in 12 exactly equal steps (this means that there are 12 piano keys per octave). we perceive frequency geometrically and not arithmetically, as in that "steps" correspond to multiplying the frequency by a constant amount and not by adding to the frequency

an octave is a doubling of the frequency, so a step in 12-EDO is a factor of a 12th root of 2. idk the exact reason why we use 12-EDO, but two good reasons why 12 is a good number of steps are that

12 is a nice number of notes: not too small, not too big (its also generally a very nice number in mathematics)

the division in 12 steps makes for fairly good approximations of the harmonics

reason 2 is a bit more complex than reason 1. harmonics are a naturally occurring phenomena where a sound makes sound at the multiples of its base frequency. how loud each harmonic (each multiple) is is pretty much half of what defines the timbre of the sound

we also say the first harmonics sound "good" or "consonant" in comparison to that base frequency or first harmonic. this is kinda what pythagoras discovered when he realized "simple" ratios between frequencies make nice sounds

the history of tuning systems has revolved around these harmonics and trying to find a nice system that is as close to them while also avoiding a bunch of other problems that make it "impossible" to have a "perfect tuning". for the last centuries, we have landed on 12 tone equal temperament, which is now the norm in western music

any EDO system will perfectly include the first and second harmonics, but thats not impressive at all. any harmonic that is not a power of 2 is mathematically impossible to match by EDO systems. this means that NONE of the intervals in our music are "perfect" or "true" (except for the octave). theyre only approximations. and 12 steps make for fairly close approximations of the 3rd harmonic (5ths and 4ths), the 5th harmonic (3rds and 6ths) and some more.

for example, the 5th is at a distance of 7 semitones, so its 12-EDO ratio is 2^(7/12) ~= 1.4983, while a perfect 5th would be at 3/2=1.5 (a third harmonic reduced by one octave to get it in the first octave range), so a 12-EDO fifth sounds pretty "good" to us

using only 12-EDO is limiting ourselves. using only EDO is limiting ourselves. go out of your way, challenge yourself and go listen to play and write some music outside of this norm

but lets look at other EDO systems, or n-EDO systems. how can we measure how nicely they approximate the harmonics? the answer is probably that there is no one right way to do it

one way we could do it is by looking at the first k harmonics and measuring how far they are to the closest note in n-EDO. one way to measure this distance for the rth harmonic is this:

adding up this distance for the first k harmonics we get this sequence of measures:

(this desmos graph plots this formula as a function of n for k=20, which seems like a fair amount of harmonics to check)

the smallest this measure, the "best" the n-EDO approximates these k harmonics. we can already see that 12 seems to be a "good" candidate for n since it has that small dip in the graph, while n=8 would be a pretty"bad" one. we can also see that n=7 is a "good" one too. 7-EDO is a relatively commonly used system

now, we might want to penalize bigger values of n, since a keyboard with 1000 notes per octave would be pretty awful to play, so we can multiply this measure by n. playing around with the value k we see that this measure grows in direct proportion to k, so we could divide by k too to keep things "normalized":

plotting again, we get this

we can see some other "good" candidates are 24, 31, 41 and 53, which are all also relatively commonly used systems (i say relatively because they arent nearly as used as 12-EDO by far)

increasing k we notice something pretty interesting

(these are the same plots as before but with k=500 and k=4000)

the graph seems to flatten, and around 0.25 or 1/4. this is kinda to be expected, since this method is, in a very weird way, measuring how far a particular sequence of k values is from the extremes of an interval and taking the average of those distances. turns out that the expected distance that a random value is from the extremes of an interval it is in is 1/4 of the interval's length, so this is not that surprising. still cool tho

this way, we can define a more-or-less normalized measure of the goodness of EDO tuning systems:

(plot of this formula for k=20)

this score s_k(n) will hover around 1 and will give lower scores to the "best" n-EDO systems. we could also use instead 1-s_k(n), which will hover around zero and the best systems will have higher scores

my conclusion: i dont fucking now. this was complete crankery. i was surprised the candidates for n this method finds actually match the reality of EDO systems that are actually used

idk go read a bit about john cage and realize that music is just as subjective as any art should be. go out there and fuck around. "music being a thing to mathematically study to its limits" and "music being a meaningless blob of noise and shit" and everything in between and beyond are perfectly compatible stances. dont be afraid to make bad music cause bad music rules

most importantly, make YOUR music

#math #mathblr #music #music theory #acoustics #long post #fucking fuck #wtf am i doing

[iamthecomet]

cometttt i have horn porn thoughts:

a la saint's latest installment, i am left thinking of mountain. shedding his horns every season after his rut. and of course, they're soft and velvety as they grow in. everyone wants to touch them. the ghouls. the siblings. even copia runs a tender hand across them, still somehow in awe every year it happens.

they're sensitive bc theyre new. but they're, you know . . . really sensitive. he never minds letting others feel. he likes the sense of wonder, the attention, the praise. but he definitely has to scurry away some days to frantically jerk off bc it just feels too good every time.

and each pair is different each season. maybe one pair is more sensitive at the tips, really tingly when dew circles them with the pad of his finger. or the base of another pair sends a slow burn of pleasure down his spine when cumulus works around them to braid his hair. and his pants def get a little tight even during the softest of cuddle sessions where rain absentmindedly rubs his hands up and down the soft fuzz, barely touching.

needless to say, even coming out of rut, he cums just as much as he did during. lots of times he even wakes up sticky, having rubbed his horns too much in the middle of the night.

Oh my GOD CROW. No this is perfect. The other ghouls not being able to resist those delicate new horns? So soft. Unable to keep their fingers off of them. Idly stroking while they sit next to him. Making him shiver with each reverent pass of their fingers. He's just overwhelmed by sensation until he fully settles into his new horns. Spending most of his days just suspended in pleasure. It's probably almost worse than his rut--those days after. Because he's sore and exhausted and still so fucking sensitive, and the attention feels so good, but god it's a lot. Not knowing what to expect and sort of being blindsided by it every season? The other ghouls taking full advantage as soon as they learn what the new weak spot is? Fuck me up with this I'm IN LOVE with it.

#comet comments #crow #ghost thoughts #mountain ghoul #ghoul headcanons #ghost headcanons

[foursaints]

bartylus to me is like they didn't TECHNICALLY date but barty cried in front of reg once and then they made out for two hours. then barty left and they never speak of this again but end up fucking in random closets. and then barty and evan start Experiencing Relations and regulus lies in a dark room and smokes his strawberry kiwi elf bar while listening to Tonight I Feel Like Kafka by Jealous of the Birds

whenever bartylus comes up i feel the need to link ino’s post like that’s my bible..... i see the vision but i respectfully disagree... theyre entertaining to me as codependent best friends who really sincerely tried to make the whole Officially Dating™️ thing work for YEARSS but also sucked at staying broken up who just had the most excruciating on-off relationship for like 7+ years. very all too well (10 min version). they were all each other's firsts

rosekiller is such a curveball for everyone it's like not a soul could have predicted it but theyre so ? its like they were bioengineered in a lab to be unrealistically perfect for each other. both completely awful in exactly complementary ways that cancel each other out. reg cant even be mad like what are the chances of that happening

#a #literally james and reg are so brave. for being best friends to the two most cartoonishly over-the-top in love couples in all of existence #anyway regulus is barty's Big Ex but also his Best Friend but also his Surrogate Brother but also- #theyre so this could be us rae sremmurd.

[shsl-leader]

theyre the perfect pairing. they think they know everything about each other. they'll drive each other insane before they ever truly understand each other. they're fucking Awful for each other. they're soulmates. no matter how hard they try, they go back to the others awful patterns. the love i feel for these characters is Deep and profound and innate. they're both horrible people. they're girlbosses. the best way they can be written going forward is more Extreme Suffering. they're just my little guys. i fucking hate their guts. i hope they're never canon. i hope they are. i hope those little traces of love and suffering build up to something. they both need to file a restraining order. i hope this goes somewhere. great characters awful people. fucking hate this guy. OTP. 7 death threats in my ask box

#dkfnskcbskfn #shipping #blorbo from my shows... #ship dynamics #shipping dynamics #yttd #your turn to die #kimi ga shine #im talking about soushin but like. in a nuanced way. #not in the romanticizing abuse way #dont send actual anon hate plz #this applies to other ships too tho

[hostilemuppet]

do you think sometimes creek wakes up at like 3 AM, his knuckles sore and stinging a bit. he looks over at floyd's bruised face and sighs, wondering what the fuck was he thinking on that hateful (fateful) night he dressed up and went to that one gay bar.

uh, no, bc thats sad 😭 yeah fleek are incredibly toxic and unhealthy and in real life they should have mutual restraining orders but. the point of them is that theyre awful but FUNNY. theyre both equally as bad as each other, they deserve each other, theyre PERFECT for each other. its really the best possible outcome for either of them, and also everyone around them bc now their awfulness is quarantined. we have CLIVA for "toxic relationship that is sad" and even then this is a comedy au so we dont really go too into the sad parts and focus more on "viva is fucking crazy and we need to get clay out of there NOW".

besides, creek has enough opportunities to regret his life choices as is

#doodle #tdau #suggestive

[dadmareau]

Every kid has days where theyre just on thin ice all day. Tantrums, misbehavior, brattiness, testiness, etc until they do something thats just the straw that breaks the camels back and theyre n trouble. Whats little Dream like on these days? How does Dadmare deal with him?

Dream, despite his reputation for being a perfect beautiful child, can absolutely be a (lol) nightmare to care for on these rare, supremely awful days. He gets sassy, testy, and bursts into tears or arguing about the smallest things. Some days, he may even just scream to talk over Nightmare.

The best thing Nightmare can do is be patient and kind to him. He succeeds, most of the time.

Unfortunately, raising a kid full-time on your own (and for the first time in several centuries since you were, you know, a child yourself) doesn't do much for patience. Not to mention Nightmare has to deal with his own bad days, bodily aches / pains, and other issues. With a lot of care and explanation, Nightmare manages Dream's awful days well enough-which goes to say that he tries not to scream back and talks Dream through his big emotions and tears. It usually works.

The best way to identify Dream's Bad Days is the precursor of sullen, clipped sentences. In the morning, Nightmare will make breakfast and ask about what Dream wants to do together later in the day. Dream loves to bubble on and on about what they could do together, but on Bad Days, he will say one thing. Just one. And Nightmare immediately knows-if he doesn't already sense it coming.

Dream, when he's having a Day, will just say absolutely anything that comes to mind-even if it's rude. Now, this will happen anyway later, but this time Dream will add a certain derisive tilt to it. A motive of his sassiness or testiness perhaps comes from some Big Anxiety about Mister Mare secretly hating him or wanting to leave him behind, so Dream tries to make it happen. An adult being super nice and existing outside of the rules of his reality just couldn't be true.

Another motive would be some part of Dream feeling very guilty about his brother's disappearance. Of course it wouldn't make sense for Dream to be guilty, but as a child, he has no idea how to manage the grief of losing someone very important to him. Additionally, as a child who is given the burden of responsibility for everything he knows, he is going to feel guilty.

Therefore, he tries to trigger a big response of punishment from Mister Mare, so he feels better or validated in his guilt. He doesn't do it with the pure idea of 'oh, I'm responsible for my brother's disappearance,' but more so the idea of 'I'm bad. I should be yelled at.' He doesn't connect the two ideas, but they're rooted together.

Nightmare doesn't really know or piece together these motives until later on. Even if he did, he isn't quite as experienced or confident enough to take them apart and most effectively help Dream with them. All he can do is teach Dream how to deal with his emotions in a healthy way, and to talk to him about them.

Then, there are times when the two are both having an Awful Day. So, what will happen is that Nightmare sits in his rage corner, Dream sits in his rage corner, and the two face away from each other until they can talk about their feelings. This gets implemented after a particularly awful fight between the two that ends in tears.

#inbox #Anonymous #not story #ooc #dadmare #sunbeam #rattling #worldbuilding

[vaguely-yandere]

just read the playboy(seriously WHAT IS THE GN TERM I’M CRYING SHITS AND SHITTING TEARS TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT) and i raise you this:

worshipper yan and playboy yan alliance

-poised darling

YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSS!!!!!! absolutely yes. i also think the gn term would be 'player' but that term is so outdated oml so we'll go with playboy, like how girly yan and housewife yan are traditionally fem but can be gn

(i made playboys text black and worshippers red <3)

now, as poly or combined... either way, youve got all the power in the world and own half of it. ehehehe, i imagine playboy and worshipper being friends, not extremely close but theyre both extremely manipulative and use each other a lot in business related things. i can def see worshipper yan having a cult or being in a family thats in a cult or something like that and doing a lot of recruiting at parties and playboy yan is just happy to throw a party! (and be apart of weird cult orgies)

and then they meet you. neither of them are possessive in a traditional "i wanna lock you up in my basements forever so no one can ever ever see you ever and im going to kill your parents and friends and family because how dare they lay their eyes upon you" way so that makes them unlikely to be competitive and more willing to share! they can both agree that you are perfect and deserve all the money in the world and while playboy isnt as... culty as worshipper, they definitely both think of you as divine and holy.

they follow you everywhere, whether you like it or not. playboy buys your life out before you even notice and worshipper distracts you by, well, worshipping you! if you didnt have a god complex before, both of them will be sure to give you one <3

"i love you, i love you more than the moon and the stars, i love you more than the earth beneath my feet, i love you- fuck, i love you so much, i cannot put it into words... you make me go insane with it, i feel like my brain is melting out of my ears every time i cast my unworthy gaze upon you, my love."

worshipper yan kissing your calves, gently taking your shoes off while you sit on the softest, most comfortable bed youve ever felt in your life, fluffy comforter and blanket practically cradling you already as playboy crawls in bed beside you, kissing your hairline.

"we've agreed to share you, you know." playboy hums, reaching down to stroke worshippers hair, guiding you to their rightful place between your legs as they kneel. "we just couldnt keep you to ourselves, it felt too selfish.."

"we didn't wanna be rude and limit your holiness.. you deserve to be worshipped by many more than just us, darling.." worshipper looks up at you, the way a suicidal warrior looks up at heaven. desperate, hungry, relieved, in awe, their eyes fluttering back shut as they lean into playboys touch.

"but we wanna be your favorite, how did you say it worshipper?"

"disciples."

"disciples, my darling. concubines. whatever you want, we'll be it for you. we're obsessed with you. we compare our collections of things that make us think of you. of pictures. clothes we've stolen."

"that you've stolen, i would never steal from my god."

playboy scoffs, leaning in and whispering in your ear. "they stole your underwear from me, you know. found em in the bathroom, hand down their pants, underwear shoved basically up their nose and those cute eyes of their rolled practically all the way into the back of their skull from the pleasure.." they giggle, putting their hand on your thigh. "we fucked each other while screaming your name, it was quite erotic."

"playboy!" worshipper scolds, resting their head on your thigh. "you said we'd keep that a secret!" they look back up to you, pouting. "i swear i didn't give them my virginity, my darling, i saved that specifically for you and you alone."

"ah, right. i remember now. we masturbated and made out while sharing our collection of you related items. much more sad when you say it like that though.."

worshipper gently, with shaking hands, grabs your hand and holds it, barely able to look at you. "we did kiss, my love, i apologize.. i hope you can forgive us for such sin without you there."

playboy kisses your neck almost shyly, wrapping their hand around yours and worshippers. "we'll make it up to you, dont worry.. i'll be sure to teach worshipper how to properly please you.."

aaa, i just love the idea of playboy guiding worshipper through sex, showing them how to use their mouth, how to stretch themselves out, how to properly ride you, how to fuck you, everything and theyre such a blushing, moaning, shy little mess as playboy guides their hips and whispers in their ear and pinches their chest and reaches between their legs to show them how to make themselves feel good too and playboy just grins at you over their shoulder <3

"see their face? that means theyre gonna cum soon."

"f-fuck, just from- ah!- just from me..?"

"just from you, baby~"

#worshipper yandere #playboy yandere #yandere x y/n #asks #yandere #yandere scenarios #yandere imagines #yandere x you #yandere smut #poised darling