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hostilemuppet · 55 minutes
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is branch still pissed off at clay or has he mostly forgiven him? i cant even remember what it was but i know clay did something earlier in tdau to piss branch off
drunk clay made several thirst tweets about viva on bruces account, bc he was the caretaker of both JD and bruces twitter accounts, so everyone thought bruce was cheating on brandy. clay "couldnt" (totally could have) say what really happened bc he was JUST in a controversy that he only got out of by pinning the blame on viva (with everything thats happened its kinda easy to forget that originally CLAY was the asshole in the relationship!) so clay and bruce decided to pin it on BRANCH instead
anyway i think branch cant find it in him to be mad at clay anymore. he still doesnt know the whole story (bruce is the only one who does) but he knows clay was going through a lot and viva was NOT good to him. he might even assume the fake cheating allegations thing was vivas fault too!
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hostilemuppet · 1 hour
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I was scrolling kinda quick and just read “muppet lore drop” and “suicidal” in that one ask and thought the anon meant a lore drop about YOU and I was like “why are we calling the fact that muppet is/has been suicidal a lore drop?? 😦”
thats not so much a lore drop as it is a consistent character trait 😭
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hostilemuppet · 1 hour
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clay just needs someone to bounce suicidal jokes off to! (pun very much intended). could be floyd. could be a therapist. heh, i also happen to be available ;)
floyd is absolutely the worst person to go to for serious talk are you kidding me. he thinks feeling any emotion is grounds for self medication, and his prescription is cocaine and man ass. and clay isnt into either of those things!
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hostilemuppet · 1 hour
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"you havent seen whos actively suicidal yet" aw hell who let thrash see his daughter's tweets
i dont think thrash can read anymore
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hostilemuppet · 1 hour
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Just imagined someone making like. A Clay suicide fan amv set to some shit like Fallen Kingdom or “Achilles come down” and I think I just laughed ugly style. Genuinely awful thought.
JESUS CHRIST??? clays suicide tribute video... the creator gets mass reported bc it was "insensitive" but they genuinely meant well this time... hmm. laguna? do we think?
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hostilemuppet · 1 hour
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Oh? I just baited a muppet lore drop? Adding that to the list:” Someone in chapter 11 is actively suicidal” I’m willing to place good money down on Viva or Clay or both.
oh its not chapter 11 dont worry, we wouldnt have "mostly serious chapter" immediately followed by "completely 100% angst fest". chap11 is... well serious stuff does still happen but i think its generally lighter than chap10, then chap12 is just COMPLETE nonsense but also one of my favourite chapters in the entire thing im SO excited for you to read it its so funny, chap13 is only in the early stages but is also pretty light, but then... well. ive talked about chap14 already
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hostilemuppet · 1 hour
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oh diagram helps a lot. i was just picturing it like the troll tree, and the bergens sit around to watch whatever silly hijinks the trolls get up to. like, streaming the Kardashians
the trolls are not on THE troll tree in bergen town dont worry (although... the tree WAS revived at the end of trolls 1... maybe they spruced (lol) it up and started selling pods there again? thats an idea...) theyre still in troll village, they just have several trees in troll village. not every pop troll even lives in a pod! cooper lives in a hollowed out mushroom 😊
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hostilemuppet · 1 hour
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Oh I wanted to sacrifice him because I figured that since he’s suicidal that’d be something he’d want 👍
clay is only PASSIVELY suicidal, in that "man. kinda wish i wasnt here rn" way. he isnt ACTIVELY suicidal. you havent seen whos actively suicidal yet
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hostilemuppet · 1 hour
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Hey if we sacrifice Clay could we also get a Trollex death scene. I think he would drown like that billionaire did in the Elon Musk Cybercar and I’m sick of him.
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WHY ARE WE SACRIFICING CLAY???????????????? HE *JUST* GOT OUT OF AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP YOU MONSTERS 😭😭😭 trollex would def dickride sky toronto (tdaus elon musk) however
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hostilemuppet · 1 hour
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What’s fucked is that I didn’t even interpret Viva almost dropping Ha’penny to her death because I thought she was on the ground floor 😭Like I thought she saw him fall into the bushes or smthn.
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diagram of how i see things in my head. they live on the rich troll tree for only the biggest celebrities in pop village. branch was upset when they gentrified his (empty) neighbourhood but its fine. hell live. hes also one of the biggest celebrities in pop village
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hostilemuppet · 2 hours
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it's funny how we all were thinking the funk & techno trolls were the most chill tribes out there. what a long way we've come since then.
FUNK ARE STILL CHILL theyre literally out there vibing. in vibe city. unbothered. women can vote! techno however yeah its a shithole over there
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hostilemuppet · 2 hours
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is it ever actually said anywhere whether quincy is the king consort or essence is the queen consort? are they both equals in terms of their power or does one have slightly more power/influence then the other
when they show the original tribe leaders, the funk leader had a star, and queen essence also wears a star
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so we assume that it means she gained the throne through blood while king quincy is the one who married into the royal family. they call him "king" and not "prince consort" bc theyre not misogynists 💅
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hostilemuppet · 2 hours
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actually how does trollex feel about poppy, delta and essence?? not including barb bc i can imagine, but not only were they all allowed to vote, they're ALSO queen(s) and mayor of their people respectively.
he probably thinks the pop and country tribes are doomed to fail when the women inevitably have their Women Issues. hes probably fine with the funk tribe but bc he sees king quincy as the one in charge, even though hes the one who married in
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hostilemuppet · 2 hours
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i think it's funny and kinda cute how jd took her for ice cream. my dad did the exact same thing when he divorced my mom (i was 25), it's like a universal experience with 45+ y/o divorced dads
"using ice cream to buy your childs love" has kind of become a bit of a running theme in tdau i wont lie. at least hollys happy!
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hostilemuppet · 2 hours
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I was going to send you something really stupid but I instead had a moment of clarity that I shouldn’t. Anyway, how was your day? What’s your favorite flavor of cake?
my days been okay. theres construction happening on the house so i cant use any water. i have a shift tomorrow so im trying to finish fridays drawing before then and im really liking how it looks! im having to draw a lot of food which i dont really do often but i think its going well! i like this cake
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hostilemuppet · 2 hours
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NO LMAO I DID WATCH THE SHOW. i mean in the sense that i actually forgot she's like. a little kid. she's what, 6?? 8 years old at most??? also how dare you accuse me of not knowing who the dreamworks trolls token racist is.
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"hiiiiiiiii omfie, sorry to bother but i noticed you liked a squidbod meme"
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hostilemuppet · 2 hours
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marshtato mary btw
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she canonically calls trolls slurs (elf)
priscilla really looks like that......barb stan, squidbob hater priscilla really looks like that...
YOU DIDNT KNOW WHAT PRISCILLA LOOKS LIKE??????? do you guys who dont watch the cartoon really just. accept the cartoon characters without looking up what they look like........ WHAT ABOUT MARSHTATO MARY???
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