#they're a bunch of idiots

[magnusbae]

If ever 1389 energy was put into words 

@hotcocoabuns​

#we buns really understand what's up with things #he really did go 'don't mind them' to his friends #he dind't laugh WITH his friends ABOUT dream oh NO #he shut his friends like they're a bunch of idiots and dream is this prissy little thing he'd like to shag #fucking hell that hob FUCKS #dreamling #hob gadling #there's so many gems in the comments i swear #hotcocoabuns

[thebardisabird]

I wonder how Matsuzo felt when he held each of his newborn sons?

Matsuzo, being the type to be more sure of himself than anything or anyone, probably cried in all honesty. Something about knowing you created six equally beautiful lives with the love of your life would probably make anyone cry, I feel like. And just think, as he's laying in bed with Matsuyo, curled up with his newborn sons and one of their little hands grabs his finger? Instant waterworks. He's overcome with a sense of fatherly pride and overwhelming protectiveness that all of the emotions he feels bubble up so quickly and they have nowhere to go! So he instead lets the tears loose. It was unmistakable how much he truly adored those boys, especially when they were newborns.

#asks #matsuzo #matsuzo matsuno #He still loves them now - just a lot less expressive about it #even if are they a bunch of idiots #they're still his kids y'know?

[gaysuperheroes]

America: Can I be frank with you guys?

Kate: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Kamala: Can I still be Kamala?

Yelena: Shh, let Frank speak

#they're just a bunch of idiots #but i love them #america chavez #kate bishop #kamala khan #yelena belova #miss america marvel #miss marvel #black window #crimson widow #hawkeye #platonic hawkwidow

[fromtheseventhhell]

You know it is so fucking tiring to try your best and explain to people why so many of the arya fan arts are criticized by us but you have them pretend like we are screaming our heads off for no particular reason. They see nothing, they hear nothing, they try to tell you that no you are just seeing things that aren't there and ruining it for everyone. That it is nothing but some olive tonned skin and not as if the character is being made a whole different race. At the end of it all you are just another angry woc screaming at them in hopes they will listen.

The gaslighting is truly on another level and it doesn't matter how clear we are with our points, they refuse to listen to anything we say. The same people who pat themselves on the back for regurgitating faux-progressive talking points won't even let us have these conversations in peace or amongst ourselves. Like I've said before, their only interest in discussing racism is when they can use characters of color to make a character they hate look bad. Otherwise, they don't care and they have no problem talking over, or talking down to, fans of color. We're supposed to tiptoe around fandoms nonsense guidelines for misogyny ( which only really pertain to one character) but the second we broach the topic in a way that isn't to prop up a character, we're the problem. This is why I try not to give them any attention because in the long run, they're not worth the time or effort.

#ask #anon #fandom nonsense #fandom racism #this is really late but I'm not gonna apologize for taking the time to boost other topics #I do agree though and this fandom is very exhausting with the way they pick and choose what topics to (pretend) to care about #the racist implications of changing Arya and Jon's race (two characters that fandom loves misinterpreting) doesn't make the list #if it was someone saying a certain character wasn't the most smart and important ever then it would be a different issue #they're nothing but a bunch of pathetic spineless idiots who couldn't make a coherent point even if someone handed it to them #that's why their blogs are full of barely reworded metas pulled from reddit quora or other tumblr blogs #they don't have a single original though in their heads

[suburbanlegnd]

Sometimes I think about how disgusting my mom is and then realize that I, in fact, am just like her.

#it is so annoying when i tell people about how my disgusting family is in reality and then they just think I'm exaggerating #like bitch c'mon #no one in my family is normal. they're all a bunch of idiots drunken fuckers and even abusers #including my father of course (whom i haven't seen in almost five years) #the only things keeping my alive is my cat and my show in august #idk what I'm gonna do with my life lmao #but first i need an actually good job #then I'll probably just run away from my family as far as possible lol #rambles #actually bpd #actually mentally ill #bpd shit

[usoppictures]

POV: you just asked the straw hats how much money is left in your bank account

#usopp #straw hat crew #hilarious #they're all so thrilled to tell you that you're broke #(it's because they're spending your money when you're not looking) #shouldnt have entrusted your money to a bunch of pirates. idiot #one piece

[deaderthandoubledead]

Don't talk to me I'm still not over Laszlo watching baby Colin be rejected by a duo of child looking vampires, immediately realising the kid is lonely as heck and has no one his age to talk to/play with and deciding they should send him to school because that's where he can meet kids and make friends

#peak good parent behaviour #the fact that they ultimately didn't manage to go through that plan because they're a bunch of idiots is not important #what's important is that Laszlo clearly cares deeply about baby Colin #and that he's trying to be a better parent than his father was #wwdits #wwdits spoilers #laszlo cravensworth #colin robinson #baby colin robinson

[killapunk]

i post elsewhere you stupid fuck

#for years ive treated this blog like facebook but it's the first one i made #i have about a billion sideblogs IDIOT #i tend to ignore this shit but this is funny. #all this bc a bunch of losers just can't let go of the mid wizard series #and then get upset when trans people dont feel safe around them #(or they're just terfs as i feel like this one might be)

[zero-0-clock]

NPC: *picks a fight with Azrael (OC)*

Azrael, baffled: I defeated a /God/. I convinced not one, but /two/ powerful enteties to off themselves. I survived a mindflayer colony, a tadpole, a hag /and so much more/ - are you sure this is a road you want to go down on?

NPC: *initiates combat*

Azrael, taking their weapon out with a sigh: Weird hill to die on, but at least you're dead.

#by act 3 they're just Tired™ #azrael: can't we all just get along?? #NPC: *laughs* a pacifist in baldur's gate?? you won't survive the winter #azrael: i survived the shadow cursed lands and the god of bones i think i can survive a bunch of untrained idiots with sub par weapons #azrael after decimating the NPCs: I didn't even want to kill anyone today I just wanted to explore #baldur's gate 3 oc #baldur's gate iii #baldurs gate tav #bg3 funny #funny #bg3 oc #bg3 spoilers #writing #baldur's gate tav #bg3 incorrect quotes #writers of tumblr #humor

[tiredapocalypse]

something that helped me with depressive/anxious thoughts was just. mocking them.

"you're so bad at this and useless" gets answered with "wow, so you're saying i have no intrinsic value just because i can't do this one thing? imagine thinking like that. couldn't be me"

and like. idk but it does shut them up

#sometimes we can be really mean to ourselves while we wouldnt act that way with anyone else #and we can still discern that people who treat others like we treat ourselves are a bunch of idiots #so i just. treat those thoughts like they're some bully who peaked during high school #idk if its any help and it doesn't always work but it does make me feel better #mar rambles #depression #anxiety #depression tips #anxiety tips #mental health #psychology

[anditwentlikethis]

Men having no empathy towards women and siding with other men who abused said women? You don't say

#what a surprise (not) #they're a bunch of idiots and men will always protect the other men #we've seen this countless times #death to all of them imo

[papirouge]

Go be a Christian among Messianic Jews, I dare you

#also notice how it's about “Queers for PALESTINE ” and that idiot immediately jumps into the “SO YOU SUPPORT TERRORISTS??!??!” #anyway friendly reminder that I hate more Christians on this platform bc they're a bunch of hateful pricks clutching their pearls #at the sight of the slightest form of solidarity to 'bad' people #papi watch

[jesuisgourde]

ahhh i love arguing with people whose arguments don't make any sense. or whose arguments kind of whiff past the core of the issue like they're taking some other parallel track instead of actually talking about what we're talking about.

#aka i figured out why my wt writeup has a bunch of new hits #and it's because someone is asking idiotic questions on facebook #and then when people answer them they're making dumb arguments #why am i wasting my time with this? no idea

[shopcat]

there is, Obviously, fundamentally a difference between headcanon and an analytical reading of text, and treating the two as exactly the same is not only wrong but devalues both, but funnily, i've found people tend to forget that both of these things are the product of referencing our real life experiences and applying them where we see fit to make a more interesting way to interact with media. and you can't just like, forget that it's not JUST about headcanons and meta analysis and whatever, because people in real life also still matter. and in real life, there are different stakes and EXPERIENCES, and those experiences lead to thinking the way we do because that's how you Be a goddamn person, which is why it's ironic is all 😭

like, saying zuko atla has to be cis in order to be "properly" gay in order to be Truly Compelling narratively is fucking ridiculous. textually, zuko is not actually gay. he never was intended to be, he never will be intended to be, he was never even subtextually. the assumption otherwise is already rooted in fantasy, and the tongue in cheek assertion that it isn't, which means it has more credence, is ... dumb? childish? admitting to at least yourself that the things you talk about wrt character analysis aren't the intention of the creator is literally half the point of doing said analysis – you're MEANT to throw away the intended interpretation in order to give it a new life through different keyholes without entirely divorcing itself from the text. (in the same breath, insisting the creator truly meant One Thing when they absolutely would not have/don't care at all, and ignoring that the people who made the piece are going to put their own biases and experiences and background into the media itself and actually MUST be taken into account for things like this is just ... well. Stop That.)

i've personally never been someone to ever claim that The Writers All Along INTENDED to do something that they obviously didn't, like make a character from a 2005 cartoon lgbt+. this doesn't mean that reading doesn't have any substance or cannot possibly hold any meaning, or that it's wrong. if you can't be objective about your own readings what's the damn point... leaning into it being fiction, which changes just by being observed by a different person, is why it's fun or interesting to do in the first place. and yeah there are some basic cookie cutter headcanons people like to fling around, and there can be criticism for that otherwise, but claiming headcanons themselves AREN'T an offshoot of this way of thinking is fucking stupid. like it's plain wrong.

our own thoughts on why a character acts, what they do, what their presentation is, why their personality is what it is up to and including their sexuality, gender identity, religion, JOB, whatever, are made to fill the gaps the text can't or won't provide, and in the case of lgbt ones as long as it's not actively harmful (as in like insisting a lesbian character is bi or something) it is literally harmless seeing as it is fairly solidly a "won't", along with a whole bunch of other hc material that usually don't see the light of day on-screen nonstereotypically. people seeing themselves in characters isn't new but more than that, saying that you know this but then pushing it aside because The Analysis Means More when it's Realistic And Plausible is fucking dumb. and rude. bc the entire point of drawing the line of connections this way is how WE see them. being all like "oh well, your own personal identity is still valid otherwise, don't get your feelings hurt bc it doesn't matter," is moot if you've already asserted there's only One real way to be... plausible 🤨. which is to be NORMAL ! duh.

like, the read that zuko IS gay (and cis) relies on extracting parts through the lens of our own gay perceptions and is why cishet fans don't pick up on it, but you can ask pretty much any other lgbt fan and they'll agree. zuko's narrative arc IS compelling with the read that he is gay, from the way he is ostracised by his family, neglected and abused, the "punishment" he receives and then continues to become his own warden of, the order of his death and the banishment itself, sozin criminalising homosexuality, his inability to connect with others especially his own age, his inability to seamlessly interact with girls, his literal externalised viewing of seeing himself as someone with Two Sides, them being good vs evil, realising he can change the damn world through love and acceptance, striving for peace, being the face of change for his nation, relearning what it means to be who he is once he is free from his past, the shame and humiliation rituals, the claim of his father that he is worthless as a prince and person, AND MORE... and i cannot express enough here how fucking little it matters if he's specifically gay or WHAT THE HELL EVER 😭.

to claim in no small way that it's impossible for a trans person, or a bisexual person, or anyone else lgbt, could ever line up his narrative with their own personal one is so beyond ridiculous it gives me a headache. no, "plausibly", i don't think zuko is like, transmasc. yes, plausibly, he could be gay. plausibly, he could be amab nonbinary but no one seems to actually give a fuck about that for some reason (i wonder!). nothing would change in both cases, because he's not actually either, so i really don't see the point in making fun of or being frustrated by one to lift up the other because you want cisgender boot soles to brush the back of your throat THAT badly. the implausibility of thinking any way about a fictional character should be taken into account to an extent, sure, but at the end of the day neither of us are doing anything truly worthwhile, and no one is claiming that it's the intent from the beginning to say otherwise, so what's the point here. why are we doing this. let's go skip in a meadow together before i kill someone with this rock.

#🐾 #tldr i am actually just so sick of people saying the word plausible #it's not plausible for this character to be trans. well OKAY. THARS NOT THE FUCKING POINT IDIOT #not every fucking thing people do is for the sake of furthering the fucking plot holy shit what is wrong with you #these people will never know joy or happiness and forever be miserable bc they're just OBSESSED with trying to rationalise.. art?! #LIKE ITS NOT GONNA HAPPENNNN 😭 #even if it is a plausible trans read people will pick it apart. I Know. i've been there. people do not and i hate to break it to you #like trans people. even other trans people. SHOCK HORROR. jesus christ #this is a real torture dungeon of my own creation #also my two cents personally i think the sum of who zuko is as a person is first and foremost autistic and gay. and everything else is as #an abuse victim. and i honestly don't care if he's trans bc it doesn't matter in the way ppl need to be tantruming over #but it still would be just as significant if not more so. acruallg definitely more so what the hell. my family doesn't hate me bc i Like #Boys .. OR GIRLS. #and YEAH sokka does read more trans sure. but he also is the one who got made fun of for at least like matching his belt and bag #or liking shopping or being feminine .. #is this what people mean when they say that... that katara would be transphobic to her own brother 😭 #well probably not. anyway. #if we're being textual sokka literally IS the one with some sort of gay subtext just FOR being the victim of the charming 2000s lightly #homophobic joking. not zuko. no one gives af about zuko #it does not break my arm to say zuko got banished for being too much sowmrbing and not enough something and got to be himself afterwards #in the slow journey that that took. this could mean literlalt anything. so who cares #he's lgbt all at once. There. bitch #also these ppl bc it was a whole bunch ofc. seemed to just mostly be mad bc zuko got the hc more #like how is that everyone else's problem now. just make sokka trans more ... idiot #☆

[i-dont-bite]

i've been cancelled for the 2nd time on twitter because i thought finn wolfhard going to starbucks was not such a big deal lol

#i hate this shit because like man it's STARBUCKS it is REALLY not that deep. it is the biggest chain of coffeehouses IN THE WHOLE WORLD #WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO #he didn't even promote it and post a picture himself HE JUST TOOK A PICTURE WITH A FAN AND THEY POSTED IT #it's so counterproductive all of these things #it's like when sabrina carpenter promoted coca cola and some idiot tweeted ''is that... a genocide drink'' LIKE DUDE #IT'S COCA FUCKING COLA #DO YOU REALLY EXPECT PEOPLE TO BOYCOTT COCA COLA?? #IN THOSE 10 SECONDS IT TOOK YOU TO WRITE THAT STUPID ASS TWEET 40 LATINO FAMILIES BOUGHT 80 COCA COLA BOTTLES TO HAVE WITH AN ASADO #DO YOU THINK IT'LL MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE IF FUCKASS SABRINA CARPENTER DOESN'T POSE WITH A COKE CAN??? REALLY??? #capitalism made y'all think consuming is the only power that you have and the only thing y'all can do #obviously is useful to boycott but is it making a fuss of a celebrity getting an iced latte??? #go to the fucking streets if injustice really doesn't let you sleep at night. do something. open your wallet. try to do real helping #internet activism isn't real. not on something as big as this #retweeting shit to your 60 followers that are doing the same thing is closer to useless. it may be good! but you're not doing any change!! #you're just torturing yourself filling your timeline with shit that makes you upset and that you don't have the power to change!! #everyone knows about this. the people that care will look for themselves it is literally all over the internet #is it useful to harass random teenagers on the internet because they're talking about their favorite artist #instead of putting a watermelon in their dn and retweeting a bunch of videos of children dying like you??? #really you people need to go outside. right now. instead of acting like you care so much to feel morally superior to others #plus now that we're at it!!! i love finn fr!!! but there's a much reasonable thing you could try to cancel him for!! #like still being seemingly besties with a guy accused of beating up like all of his girlfriends for example!! that's a bit more serious #yk i know nothing about that like i don't know them!! idk jdg maybe it's not true!! there's little info and most points at yes but idk idk! #i'm not talking about a situation i don't know about but I THINK that's much more serious and NO ONE on finntwt ever talks about it 😂

[bennydwight]

How excited are you to see TGAMM tackle the concept of periods and don’t you think it’s inevitable that soccer moms will cry on the bird app about it like they did with Turning Red and Baymax?

I am DISPROPORTIONATELY JAZZED for the period episode!! When I read the plot outlines, that one made me physically wiggle with glee. Disney is awful and pandering with a lot of representation (i.e, the repeating First Ever Gay Disney Character), but so far it's still one-upping all other production companies with normalizing periods. A thing I've noticed in TGAMM particularly is how they note a lot of issues in a way that impacts the characters while also being casual and non-preachy about it. Like, already there are episodes that organically bring attention to student loan debt, light pollution, and the inflation of medical care. I'm very excited to see how the writers make the concept about Molly and her friends, rather than making the period itself the star of the episode.

Soccer moms can cry all they want on the bird app, that's why I won't touch that junk with a ten-foot pole. Refusing to talk to your kid about periods won't stop them from getting it, Karen 🤷‍♀️

(And tbh, the way I'm treating season one, it won't matter if they all scream 'DON'T LET YOUR KIDS WATCH IT' because I'll be watching it enough on repeat to count for at least six people. No views lost here, baby)

#tgamm #the ghost and molly mcgee #asks #anon #thank you for the ask! #tgamm season 2 #it also strikes me as hilarious that molly's going to get her first period and Sharon sent PETE AND SCRATCH to pick out pads #like pete has a bunch of siblings and a wife so he should at least have a general idea #but scratch has NO clue #sorry sharon what possessed you to think either of those two dumbasses could make a pad run #they're 100% going to come back with panty liners #idiots (affectionate)