One of my absolute favorite things about Rise is what unapologetically cringe loser fanboys the bros are. There is one braincell among them and it’s tossed around like a game of dodgeball because no one wants to be the one to have it. They’ve got broken moral compasses that only occasionally point in the right direction. Their luck is a roulette wheel of amazing and godawful. They all think they’re cooler than they are while simultaneously undervaluing parts of themselves that deserve recognition. I love them so much.
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Toph: Zuko, don’t pretend you’re not the type of guy to keep a list of all the people you’ve slept with
Zuko: you’re right, it’s called a marriage license
Sokka and Zuko: *high five*
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I know Crowley calls Aziraphale “angel” because well… he is an Angel. However you cannot convince me that Crowley is unaware this makes them look like a couple. He is 100000% aware that “angel” is typically used as a term of endearment, usually in romantic relationships. And he continues to use it anyway cuz the thought people see him and Aziraphale as a couple makes him very happy.
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I’ve been reading the Grishaverse books/watching the Netflix show for the first time over the past couple weeks or so and I just have to say that I think it's so funny whenever Kaz gets snarky about Inej's proverbs or Matthias's religious talk or Jesper’s Jesperisms or anyone else being even slightly philosophical or theatrical or whatever because Kaz Brekker is the most dramatic bitch in all of Kerch. Like. I'm pretty sure this kid graduated top of his class from the School of Dramatic One-Liners with a double major in "Commit to the Aesthetic" and "Writing Epic Love Poetry Whilst Maintaining the Bad Guy Reputation". Dude wanted to impress a girl and wasn’t sure if getting the whole ass king of Ravka to find her long-lost parents was enough so he bought an entire warship from his friend who absolutely would have just Given It To Him but noooooo Mr. Protecting-My-Investment over here had to pay a fair price otherwise it doesn’t count.
The only, and I mean the ONLY reason I don't say he's the most dramatic bitch in the entire Grishaverse is because Nikolai Lantsov exists and that man once wore his entire army uniform under his jacket to go volcra hunting in the Shadow Fold on the off chance he would get to make a dramatic reveal at the end. He put a spring-loaded curtain in front of the weapons rack on his personal ship just in case he had guests he wanted to show off for. I wouldn’t be surprised if he did the dramatic flourish every time he opened those curtains for literally no one but himself. I also wouldn’t be surprised if he made that set up after he had guests he wanted to show off for. That curtain either went up two hours before he used it or it was the first thing he built on that ship there is no in between.
I need copious amounts of Expo markers, PowerPoint slides, and glitter to figure out which one of them takes the title it is CLOSE.
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