Eddie: No more cooking for you love. You keep burning yourself and it’s scaring me.
Venom: Well dear Eddie, you will not let me eat bad guys. I must take matters into my own hands and create my own sustenance. A little fire will not stop me.
Eddie: So if I cook for you will you stop endangering your life for snacks?
Venom: Don’t be ridiculous my Eddie. You can’t even manage a pancake without burning it.
Eddie: *laughing* How dare you! I can make pancakes!
Venom: Hmph. Not edible pancakes.
Eddie: I bet I’m a better cook than you. Everything you make is covered in chocolate syrup.
Venom: That makes it better! Besides, I have been watching the Food Network while you sleep. I am learning from the masters.
Eddie: Just because you watch Gordon Ramsey on tv doesn’t mean you can cook. Do you remember your waffle disaster?
Venom: Do not mistake your lack of taste as my lack of skill. Those waffles were magnificent.
Eddie: They had mushrooms darling. Mushrooms. Nobody puts mushrooms on waffles.
Venom: You’re ungrateful. I’m not doing that thing with my tongue tonight unless you apologize.