#they gossip sometimes

[devilmayfamily]

Demon Boys Grow Out Their Hair

Dante

He already grows out his hair a fair bit and honestly, I think it's because he's too lazy to go out and get it cut regularly. The longest it has been was a little past his shoulder blades. He was just going to start tying it back until he got tired of doing that and eventually cut it.

Vergil

The man already doesn't like having his hair down so the idea of growing out his hair just isn't in the cards for him. And no, we don't talk about V and his long emo bangs. Vergil will never bring it up. It's probably the only time his hair will ever be long. He cuts it immediately if it gets past a length he likes.

Nero

Nero has had long hair (DMC4) and it's ok. He definitely chalks it up to having an emo phase during his delinquent teen era because he doesn't want to admit to liking the bangs. He'll grow it out to see how he likes it now that he's 20-something and keeps it for about a month before asking his dad to cut it.

#dmc #dmc5 #devil may cry 5 #dante dmc5 #dmc vergil #dmc nero #dante sparda #nero sparda #vergil sparda #devil may cry #nero doesnt want to go to real salon #and he trusts his dad enough to let him cut it #its good for father son bonding #they gossip sometimes #dont tell dante

[hesbuckcompton-baby]

people who don't study history will simply never understand the joy of reading historian beef. there's nothing like it

#when they're reviewing each other's work and they're just SHITTING ON IT????? wonderful #when you can tell the historian HATES whichever historical figure(s) they're writing about? incredible #one thing we must remember is that historians are just academic gossipers xx #what is JSTOR for if not to read the DRAMA #reading an absolutely SCATCHING rebuttal of an article on New England migration and honestly??? having a wonderful time #sometimes the history student just jumps out #history

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a Tiktok where he’s staring at something beyond the camera with an expression on his face that says he’s both unimpressed and unamused.

He flips the camera around to a rack of trashy gossip magazines that you see in line at the grocery store. He zooms in on a cover that has a little image of Eddie doing his Christmas shopping, accusing him of buying stuff for his secret affair lover.

Eddie: *deep breath*

Eddie: Can we not ruin Christmas?

Steve, coming up behind Eddie: Ooh, is that Blake Lively? What-

Eddie, panicked: No! *proceeds to knock the entire rack over*

#Eddie Munson: Sometimes as smooth as crunchy peanut butter #Steve stands there like: ….wtf Eddie #Steve single-handedly keeps gossip mags in business by being the only person still buying him #he may not care what his celebrity husband is doing but he wants to know what everybody else is up to #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

[pinkfey]

wyll is the kinda guy to have a very high-spirited, mentally healthy workout routine and well-meaningly encourage others to do it too. like he’d definitely tell gale hey i noticed you’ve been down as you contemplate life death and your mortality.. have you tried jogging?? we can get up just before sunrise, take a hike together,, it’d be fun 🥰 and gale’s like i’d literally rather die

#like wyll is the opposite of a toxic gym bro #he and karlach do crunches together and gossip. they arm wrestle and sometimes she lets him win. #he asks people to sit on his back while he does push ups and creates a little shopping list in his head #just a solid heartthrob i love him soooooooo much #anyways.txt #bg3 posting

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 117

Bruce does not enjoy magic. In fact he’s absolutely horrible at it, to the point it’s better that he avoids it in general. Getting thrown into some sort of summoning circle bullshit was not helping him feel any better about it either. 

At least he isn’t dead… probably. He might be surrounded by green and there might be a massive entity sitting on a throne, but he isn’t dead yet. Even if the cult had been rambling about sacrificing ‘the dark knight to the dark king’. 

… His kids are definitely going to kill him, but there are small children peeking out at him from within the being’s cape. Who seem happy enough, while the… king looks exhausted in a familiar way. Well. Maybe it’s his own parental exhaustion talking, but they can’t be too bad if their kids are happy to be there. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Pariah feeling someone sacrificing a human: Oh thank fuck some goddamn help- #Bruce is now Pariah’s & Clockwork’s buddy who babysits the lil godlings sometimes #They all get together sometimes to complain about their PTA rivals #Pariah is relieved for help in how to human for the half-human children’s sake #He takes up gardening to help with his control issues since he can make his gardens look however he like and obsess over making sure everyt #Clockwork and Alfred become tea and gossip buddies #Pariah: How will we get our half human children's human side taken care of #Why yes Bruce's kids did make fun of him when he came back with a couple of kids #They don't belive him at first when he explains he's just babysitting #Until the parents come to pick said children up #pariah dark x clockwork

[an-entity-i-think]

Merlin to Gwen: will you do me the honor of being my sister in law?

Morgana, whispering to Arthur: is he trying to marry Elyan?

Arthur, whispering to Morgana: he better fucking not

Gwen to Merlin, completely in tune: yes! I can't wait for us to be family!!

Arthur, now frantically whispering to Morgana: do you have any idea what's going on? who's getting married? What's happening????

Morgana, whispering back just as frazzled: I have no fucking clue- oh shit they're walking towards us- act natural

Merlin, to Arthur: :)

Gwen, to Morgana: :)

Arthur and Morgana making quick panicked side eyes to each other: 👁👄👁

Morgana, trying to be casual confident girlboss: congrats! Who's getting married? Haha

Gwen and Merlin, glancing to each other with barely there smirks: well we are I suppose! Let's go!

*takes the arms of their best friends/crushes*

Gwen, seductively to Morgana: so I'm thinking at our wedding we should go with reds and purples, God you look amazing in purple

Morgana: *bluescreens*

Merlin, nonchalantly hanging onto Arthur's side like Arthur isn't already about to have a heart attack, getting really close to his face: so if I'm technically the Druid King, our wedding- yours and mine of course- will have to be a mix of cultures. I'm sure everyone will understand.

Arthur: ou- our? Um our? Ou- *bluescreens*

Gwen and Merlin: *high five* efficiency!

#bbc merlin #entity writes merlin #entity writes #merlin emrys #gwen pendragon #bbc gwen #morgana #bbc morgana #arthur pendragon #king arthur #merthur #morgwen #platonic mergwen #merlin and gwen #besties #sometimes the royals are BOTH dumb #morgana would totally be dumb about this too #you guys just give her too much credit #Merlin and Gwen have been gossiping about them since Day 1

[microsofttothemax]

when your son somehow manages to discover the best gossip so you keep him around the pizzeria simply to find out the most recent rumors of the customers

a continuation of this au which is now my roman empire

#hueso teaches leo spanish simply to gossip w him about the customers #leo’s fav part of the day is going into his dad’s office and listening to him rant about the latest patron who got on his nerves that day #i just think they're neat #sometimes a family is a monotone bone man and is snarky turtle son he found on the street #senor hueso #rise hueso #rottmnt hueso #leonardo hamato #rise leo #rottmnt leo #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #rottmnt fanart #tmnt fanart #rottmnt seperated au #papa hueso au #<< i guess thats what this au is now lmao

[leavingautumn13]

just a couple of mall goths

#pokemon #trainer dawn #darkrai #pokemon dppt #pokemon bdsp #trainer hikari #autumn.art #autumn.fandom #listen. #sometimes the bestie you gossip with is a creature that lives in your shadow. #nbd. #darkrai is an honorary magical girl to me. gravity defying ''hair''? check. miniskirt? check. magic powers? check.

[bruciemilf]

“Glad you came with me after all, Smallville?”

(Based on my hockey player! Bruce AU)

#thought can you imagine how fun it’d be if clark was a hockey player too #just from the rival team. however — he keeps a secret identity. he’s solely there cause #he got moved to the sports column and he uses the juicy gossip as material #bruce having the biggest crush on the metropolis’ titans mystery player without realising that’s his reporter crush Clark kent #wahhhh #bruce wayne #batman #dc #dc comics #dc fanart #fanart #clark kent #superbat #art #my art #lee draws sometimes

[strawglicks]

flint getting themselves into trouble cuz its funny

#toontown #toontown corporate clash #ttcc #flint bonpyre #firestarter #cosmo kuiper #plutocrat #cosmo & flint #benjamin biggs #bellringer #gossip squad #strawglicks art gallery #tw alcohol #i made the first two a couple days apart without realizing how extremely similar they are . oh well LMAO #anyway firestarter refers to someone who causes trouble everywhere they go #i dont think its ALWAYS intentional. but i also believe flint stirs the pot sometimes .. after all they like drama #just not the confrontation that comes with it

[taishaunas]

dan & blair 5.17 | jughead & veronica 7.04

#dair #dairedit #jeronica #jeronicaedit #riverdaleedit #gossipgirledit #riverdale #gossip girl #mazelopez #jughead x veronica #dan x blair #**mine #the way i have waited YEARS to make this gifset. #sometimes waiting pays off! #queue

[xianta]

wendy and tweek please? in my mind they are friends :] love your art!! <3

i wholeheartedly agree

#anon #south park #wendy testaburger #tweek tweak #sometimes u gotta pick up ur bestie to gossip #xianta art

[evevvevet]

meanwhile, enid and divina are the gay gossip queens

#wednesday #wednesday netflix #fan art #enid sinclair #wlw #divina #divina wednesday #wenclair #hc #yokovina #they 100% have the best gossip sessions in the quad #i feel like Bianca just listened sometimes cuz it's so entertaining

[antlerqueer]

I am a real stylist. Of course you are, mi amor.

Gossip Girl (2021-). Y Lu’s Mama Tambien.  

#she literally looks like a barbie doll sometimes and i love it #zion moreno #luna la #gossip girl #gossip girl 2021 #[zion moreno] #[oc] #[gossip girl] #gghboedit #tusercaro #tuseraicr #teendramaedit #userhallie #userkass #dearindies #rey1x1 #chewieblog #femaledaily #popularculturesource #dailywoc #dailytvwomen #dailylgbtq #usertelevision #userbbelcher #userpinked #tvedit #lgbtedit #wonderfulwoc #userladiesblr #dailyfilmtvgifs

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 98

So there’s been a leucistic raven around the area I live and they are giving me ideas. 

 Danny is having fun. He’s on vacation! Sort of. Look, the GIW can barely find ecto-animals, and apparently being a halfa means that once Amorpho helped him with shapeshifting, he was golden. Well not literally, apparently his form’s coloration is based on his hair. So. But even then, who expects a raven of all things to be stopping crimes? Or aiding them. Look, the plant-lady has the right idea and he thinks Sam would adore her. Er, as long as she doesn’t kill anyone that is. 

 And Clockwork even gave his approval to do some time shenanigans too! Apparently there’s some super-speed heroes who he’s getting frustrated with and he’s allowed to follow them back in time to mess with their own stumbling through the time stream. Or something, does he really care? No, he’s on vacation! 

 But his absolute favorite has to be this sad funky british man and this age-shifting magic boy. He of course brings them all the best gossip- and food for the kid. Look, just because he’s on vacation doesn’t mean he’s gonna’ be heartless. He remembers how it is as a teenage-hero and the kid is like, ten so. 

 Though he’s pretty sure Mr sad-trench coat dude knows he’s not a normal raven but it’s hilarious to hear him try to figure it out. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #the speedsters are all *swearing* they've seen this specific bird before #They have a conspiracy board trying to keep track of the 'immortal raven' #Danny likes Ivy- she reminds him of Sam #Ivy has no idea why this random raven will give her should-be extinct seeds but she's not complaining #Danny is playing favorites with Billy and Constantine #He also likes to mess with the batfam but Gotham ghosts sometimes practice cannibalism so he doesn't go often #Gotham likes him well enough but the curses are a bitch #But this funky trenchcoat conman is *hilarious* #He mus give All the gossip from hell and the realms and everything #Billy is shrugging about the raven #Must be magic #Or maybe like Tawny #Klarion is cackling in the background

[aprill-99]

There’s a very specific type of antihero I’m noticing that loves committing atrocities for the heck of it, but figures out that their in-universe moral coding means they can only karmically get away with committing atrocities if it’s for their family (to save them, help them, etc).

And their response is to build the BIGGEST FOUND FAMILY EVER so they can get away with committing EXTRA ATROCITIES.

And it works.

#peter hale #teen wolf #artemis fowl #dan scott #one tree hill #blair waldorf #gossip girl #malcolm merlyn #arrow #anakin skywalker #Star Wars #zoya nazyanelsky #grishaverse #neil caffrey #white collar #i’m sure there are more #I just can’t think of it right now #sometimes they commit extra atrocities as a treat #they all go “does this one have family? no? just many threats? I’ll adopt them to destroy the threats and then those attrocities are fine! #I love it to be clear