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Thinking about this again

#he’s such a goofball #daniel craig #this is the sweetest thing in the universe #i really hope it’s true

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Daniel Craig: SNL bumper photo

#daniel craig #there are two things #WHAT? #and #good for him

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Q whump... i had to

#00q #yes excellent #q whump is a good genre

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And then you’re in fandom even longer and the drywall isn’t quite so tasty anymore so you just pick up your catnip kicker and play in the corner and sometimes you get treats.

the thing about being in a fandom for a long time is you inevitably develop very intense opinions about things you know objectively are absolutely meaningless but nonetheless make you want to gnaw through drywall like a feral cat and there’s just nothing you can do about that

#fandom #it’s all good #I like to play with my kicky-toy sometimes #but the drywall tastes like chalk and it’s worth the effort of chewing

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#damn skippy #james bond #007

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Skyfall - Sam Mendes (2012)

eatmovies

#either win enough money to keep drinking or actually die #he’s so delightfully damaged #james bond #daniel craig #skyfall

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Daniel Craig as JAMES BOND

#daniel craig #james bond #WOW

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Skyfall (2012) // Glass Onion (2022)

#oh look #my previous point #thank you for making it so succinct #james bond #benoit blanc #skyfall #glass onion

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Was Benoit’s sexuality ever discussed in the first Knives Out movie?

#daniel craig #hugh grant #glass onion #look #the man that made James Bond textually bisexual #of course Hugh said yes

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in honor of sherlock entering public domain, i think knives out 3 should feature sherlock and benoit as rival detectives

#yes definitely #and Benoit is Very Over Sherlock Holmes’ brand of diva #but what I really want is Phillip and Watson to become best friends #as they each deal with their respective diva detectives #sherlock holmes #benoit blanc #knives out

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Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc GLASS ONION: A Knives Out Mystery (2022) dir. Rian Johnson

#benoit blanc #glass onion #daniel criag

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husbands on vacation

#this is adorable #benoit blanc #Phillip #glass onion

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love love love that the guy who carried around a gun on his waist everywhere he went cause "you never know when shit's gonna go down" did not carry an epipen for his lethal food allergy

#the epipen costs more

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where you go, i go

#00q #james bond #q #quatermaster #yes

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I find it absolutely hilarious that after playing the popularised sexy man “James Bond” for what feels like a millennium, Daniel Craig has only now reached tumblr sexy man status by playing a funky southern gay detective with a hubby that bakes sour bread. If this is not the most on brand tumblr thing I don’t know what is

#look #I love them both #but you have to look a lot harder to see James’ humanity #but Daniel did an incredible job bringing James some actual human emotion #even if you have to squint to see it #benoit blanc #james bond #daniel craig #he’s got the range #but we knew that when he did Logan Lucky #has everyone forgotten about that?

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I loved all of the celebrity cameos and name-dropping in Glass Onion, but the more I think about it, the more I realize how it plays into the characterization of Miles and Blanc.

Miles keeps mentioning how he has hired people like Gillian Flynn, Philip Glass, Banksy, etc. to create things for him. And we get to see how Serena Williams is on-call as a personal trainer for his guests. But…

When Blanc quickly solved the mystery game Miles had set up, my first thought was that it was really contrived and not well-crafted. The Hourly Dong was minimalistic, yes, but not Glass-like. As for the Piece-of-Shit dock, it didn’t seem very Bansky-ish (at least to me). It looked more like a generic ice sculpture than anything - interesting at first glance, but not really much beyond that.

Then, we have Serena Williams literally phoning it in as a personal trainer. She’s content to sit there and read, as she’s getting paid whether or not she actually does any training.

Miles is quick to drop these names as if all of these talented people are part of his entourage, but the quality of their work-for-hire demonstrates that they don’t give a shit about him and/or actively dislike him.

In sharp contrast, we have Blanc, who is actually close friends with people like Angela Lansbury, Kareem Abdul Jabbar, etc. These people are close enough to him to play online games with him and worry about his well-being. In fact, they’re good enough friends that Blanc’s partner can complain to them about how Blanc hasn’t left the bath for a week.

All in all, it’s a little thing in the grand scheme of the movie, but it does show just how much thought has gone into the characterization of the two male leads.

#glass onion #glass onion spoilers #oooh #I really need to watch this film about 27 more times

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Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery + letterboxd reviews

#glass onion #knives out