#they are going to kill eachother over playing cards

[dingyhongy]

deckbuilder games r silly

#slay the spire #inscryption #griftlands #deck builder #art #fan art #video games #from left to right ironclad from slay the spire leshy from inscryption smith from griftlands #they are going to kill eachother over playing cards

[puhpandas]

video game headcanons for the fnaf kids:

Gregory and Evan play mario party together. Gregory will create made up beef with one of the CPUs if they ever cross him and he'll convince Evan to team up with him to pound them into the ground so they'll lose

Gregory would be an animal jam kid. he would be one of those super rich nonmembers that somehow got a ton of rares and cant wear any of them. he uses the tiger or bunny and the colors on it look like glamrock freddys colors. he'll invite Cassie to his den and she'll have a membership and a cute pink/purple avatar. Cassies den is beautifully decorated and she collects pets to put in their own corner

Gregory, Evan and Cassie play animal crossing. Cassie plays and knows the process of project KK like the back of her hand and can complete it in no time. she grinds to get all of the cute items and villagers and will have a bunch of island themes and reset when shes finished to make another. she loves her villagers and only likes the cute ones. she for sure made a raceway island once with Vivian as her fave

Evan plays animal crossing and will just chill. he has no intense goals or interests he just has a completely normal looking island and will take any villager he gets and love them and be nice to them. he completes his daily nook mileage tasks every day and will say hi to his villagers, and then probably fish

Gregory doesnt care about how his island looks. he kind of cares about his villagers but not if they get in the way (or he makes up imaginary beef with them). theres trash and items all over his island and hes wearing the ugliest outfit you've ever seen. all he does is catch bugs and fish and dig for fossils. he only cares about the museum, so he'll grind nook miles to get tickets to visit deserted islands. since he doesnt care about clothes or items he has TONS of bells and likes to see how many he can wrack up with no cheating. they all visit eachothers islands and Cassie always gives Gregory a better outfit when she visits, and Evan will give Gregory golden tools

they all play roblox. Gregory uses his canonical computer skills to create an amazing roblox game and it always has tens of thousands or more players in it and he has tons of robux and limiteds. he plays FPS games and trading games and always had value lists bookmarked on his computer

Cassie has a cute well put together avatar (probably with some UGC roxy item, like maybe her plushie in a bag), and she plays Gregory's game all the time. they always team up and fight with people in drama games and get them voted out.

Evan has an account, but hes just a bacon hair with no robux. it looks like hes a noob but if you go to his account his join date is years earlier. he plays calm games like any simulator or hello kitty cafe, or trading games. he doesnt have a computer so he can only play on his phone. hes actually good at FPS games, but his phone hinders him a lot. he uses a sniper so he can just find a position and use his fast reflexes to get people that way

Gregory Evan and Cassie will play roblox together and Gregory has to use his alt (his alt has robux and hes wearing a shirt that says I'm with stupid->). theyll play things like Outlaster and Gregory and Cassie will cook up some drama with some random player and Cassie will use her tons of items to use vote cards and stuff like that on them.

Gregory is super cracked at the game and wins every game almost instantly. nobody can go up against his GGY skills and everybody hates him for it and targets him. Evan cant move well enough on his phone to be super good at the parkour, and he doesn't want to be mean to anybody, but he pulls through at the end and tells someone off for being mean to Gregory and wins them the game by using one of his items on the Gregory hater during elimination

Gregory and Cassie play splatoon, but Evan doesnt have a switch to play with them. Gregory mains duelies and will be that guy that goes in your spawn and kills you with his cracked skills (only in turf war tho, he has honor). if evan did have a switch, he would main the e-litre and/or the splat roller.

if he used the elitre, gregory would leave his position as a spawn camper to come back and guard Evan while he gets kills. if evan used the splat roller, he would be perfectly content using the roll feature to ink any turf behind the battle (and somehow roll people over in the process lol)

Cassie likes to hide in ink and kill people. she'll get a weapon with squid beacons and hide in a corner on top of one, so when someone comes to break it she'll jump out and kill them. she thinks its hilarious every time

that's all I got for now. thinking about these guys being normal kids is so fun their group could be so funny lol

#pandas.txt #pandas talks #flashlight duo #Gregory and evan #superstar duo #gregory and cassie #cassie and evan #flashlight trio #thoughts #gregory and evan and cassie #gregory #evan #cassie

[fanficfanatic000]

Small town freak

Scar eddie munson x fem reader in small town

TW 18+ read if you dare

You always lived in this small town your whole life you were always quiet it's not that you hated talking it's just that alot of people in your town weren't interesting. No one liked rock music or dark clothing or horror movies just you the odd fucker out And the men weren't really fun or hot they were nice but they were more focused on work and moving away. Yep small town Everly but little did you know a certain man was gonna walk in your life.You get dressed in your red tank top and black ripped jeans and you quickly put your combat boots and eyeliner on you were craving those spicy chips you love and your favorite drink. You run out the door and you walk to the closest convenience store and minutes passed and you finally arrived you open the door and the bell rings on the door. You rush towards the chips and you grabbed 2 bags one for niw and one for later and you made your way to the drinksYou open the freezer door and you look for your drink until you see it on the bottom shelf. You sighed and bent down when you got bumped into. Pushed on the ground "S-Sorry are you okay? " You look towards the mysterious deep voice to see the dark brown earthy kind eyes. A scar on his left cheek. Messy longer hair and a silver ring cladded hand extended to you. "Hey are you okay?" he said softly. You took his hand and stood up. "Uh yeah im okay..." you look him up and down noticing the dark color pants and a black t shirt under his black leather jacket with the creative Jean vest over it. And you see him look you up and down then his eyes met yours. He visibly gulped pink blush creeping across his cheeks "uh sorry. Can i ask you a question?"You nodded yes "sure." "Um have you played dnd?" You were caught off guard by the question. "Um no i havent well ive wanted to i just never really had anyone who played it.." you rambled. He smiles "well your in luck sweetheart beeeecauseee i have started a club for dnd just show up this friday" he hands you a little hand made card: everly hellfire club starts on Friday"Ive handed like 4 out so it should be enough people " he rocked back and forth. Toe to hill "ill be there... im y/n"He smiles wider "im eddie. I uh i just moved here" he stares at you "well eddie i'll see you friday" "see you frida-y" his voice cracked. .After that interaction you couldn't stop thinking about that boy eddie the way he stood the way he talked and he played dndLike a fucking dream of yours you couldn't wait for friday which was the day after tomorrow and tomorrow you had work at The movies cause you had to pay the rent of your apt room young adult life rip.At your work you had to wear a bright orange red t shirt and black pants. Not bad but not the best on you. passing movie tickets to people all day wasn't bad but it was a small town and most the people were teenagers or the young adult ass wholes who never grew up fully over flowing the cups and spilling everywhere play wrestling eachother when you overheardThem making fun of someone who sounds Pretty familiar "yeah have you seen that freak walking around he gave me a card for nerd club and have you seen his scars he probably cut them himself by the looks of him".... you wanted to kill them just for saying anything about him bad. But you couldn't or you'd be fired. You were on your last strike already from going off on a asshole named Chad. So you ignored it.FridayyyyyyyYES YOU ARE SO FUCKING EXCITED You did everything to look your best slightly messing your hair up eyeliner. Slightly ripped black jeans shorts. Black boots with tiny silver chains and a off shoulder t shirt of your favorite band You were ready and slightly late FUCKKKKKYou rush out the door and drove as fast as you could without officer John seeing.You parked in the almost empty parking lot wondering if you're actually early or late You close the car door and you take a deep breath and walked into the rental lot. You opened the door

part 2 out now follow for more em storytelling

#fandom #eddie munson #eddie x fem!reader #eddie x you #eddie munson lives #eddie munson x reader #eddie stranger things #eddie #fanfic #Small town freak

[steve0discusses]

Ep 45 Part 2: I, Again, Did Not Expect Ryou

The revolving door of characters wandering into this boss arena continues, and this time it’s Pharaoh who is trying to catch up to the plot with the dead woman on the ground, the giant tablet to the side, and Seto who is cackling to himself in a corner.

And Seto does a big ol laugh and it’s been a while since we got a villainous laugh out of Seto. Been a LONG TIME. Probably felt great for this voice actor to go back to his roots.

(read more under the cut)

Y’all.

It’s been a while I’ve been doing this blog, right? And I take it slow, especially right now with chronic fatigue stuff, but MAN I really thought we’d be dueling SETO. Not Aknadin in a Seto Bean! That’s a different guy!

Yugioh! That’s a completely different guy!

And there’s time for the big showdown between Pharaoh and Seto to actually happen. But trying to write it so we no longer develop this rivalry between Seto and Pharaoh feels like...they had to do that because Seto became a friend maybe kind of unintentionally.

It still works, they haven’t lied to us, I just...I have mixed feelings about it.

Mimicking Blue Eyes in Season 1 and Season Zero, this dragon will not work for you if you are not Seto Kaiba. Or Yugi. She’ll sometimes allow Yugi to play her in his deck. But definately not Seto Imposters. And like that, Aknadin is dead by his own hubris.

Hubris be killing a lot of billionaires lately, amiright? Yugioh just leaning into my love of killing billionaire gentry with hubris.

This romantic moment somewhat ruined by the animation team refusing to draw fingers and always keeping everyone’s hands clenched like they’re gonna furiously poop.

Yami watches as Seto recreates the vision that Kaiba had seen several years prior on the blimp. And Yami I’m sure felt entirely 3rd wheel. But he’s used that. He lives in Yugi’s bean. He probably thinks 3rd wheel is normal and how everyone feels all the time.

And then THIS HAPPENS.

Seto decides he’s had enough of watching behind a pillar, and now that everyone is dead and sobbing he should go out and harass Yugi. Youknow, at this funeral. The funeral of his beloved from like a previous life or whatever. Seto is kind over it and for once he is the one that needs a ride home.

And he’s like “hey so...I noticed that guy looks like me”

And then, when you think “well I guess Seto joins the party?” they just start screaming at eachother, within earshot of Seto, within earshot of the dead dragon card, within the earshot of like the entire world.

Remember that no one can actually see Seto but Pharaoh, which makes it even more funny.

Bakura segue’s us back to Yugi and his cursed friends, where he’s trying his best to explain the logic of cursing your classmates with dark magic so you can go on playdates.

The idea that you go through all the trouble to curse people into liking you, but the puzzle itself is made of dark magic, so it finds the most terrifying people to make your friend, is funny to me although it is completely my headcanon.

Anyway, get ready for the still my computer caught for this next one.

(it’s “surprise” but eh I don’t feel like fixing it at this point.)

It DOES look like Tristan is doing a weird cross punch, he’s actually tossing both of them and his hands over extended to the other side, which is a thing we do in animation, we go past the point you intend to go so it looks more fluid--but it does make the tweens funny.

The floor gives way and creates scales made out of the eyes.

Will Yugi leap from his scale and send his friends to purple doom, or will he find Pharaoh’s name and save the world?

which like, wouldn’t be a good episode of Yugioh unless multiple people were asking to die, and Joey nailed it in the most Brooklyn way this Japanese boy knows how.

And so Bakura was like “never mind.” which I guess was an option in the footnotes that only he could read.

Not shown is a hard to cap animation where Yugi leapt from his edge of the scales and just clung to Joey’s waist and Joey was like “gotta hang on to your friends, right Yuge?” And Yugi was like “Does that mean you forgive me already? Or are you being sarcastic right now?”

Inside of the room is this.

I LOVE the outline tool in photoshop. Good stuff. I LOVE it. and so does this animation team. Outlined the HELL out of those birds.

They leave the name zone room, with no idea at all how to say Pharaoh’s name. Where, they ran straight into Tristan and decided enough was enough, it’s time to have a chat. Because no, they haven’t figured it out.

You may be asking “so where did Tristan go?”

I DON’T KNOW.

He’s probably not fine. But um. No idea where Tristan went.

Also, guess who we haven’t seen in like 20 episodes since Seto stepped over his prone body on the steps?

Ryou! Little Ryou is back!

This guy who we...thought was a good guy? Anyway he’s off to literally kill Yugi, just like he’s want to do.

Straight up...I can’t fully predict Ryou, mostly because we rarely ever see the kid, but damn, he sure did wake up just ready to do a murder today, didn’t he?

And yes, this does mean that Ryou was pretending to be Bakura pretending to be Tristan, just so we the audience could get a fun triple reveal in this episode.

For some damn reason Ryou brought a duel disk to ancient Egypt. So we WILL get actual proper cards. And by proper cards, I mean Yugioh TV show cards, which line up not at all with the actual card game. Can’t wait to spell FINAL and then die.

Anyway, here’s the link to read these in chrono order.

https://steve0discusses.tumblr.com/tagged/yugioh/chrono

We are quickly running out of people in this season to kill, but we still got a few of Pharoah’s ancient friends left, and as for who dies next episode? My bet is on...Isis. Sorry Isis, I know you got a cool hat and you’re the token girl but, she’s super dead next right?

#Yugioh #YGO #Yu-Gi-Oh #Yami Muto #Pharaoh #Seto Kaiba #Priest Seto #Bakura #Theif King Bakura #Ryou Bakura #Yugi muto #Tea Gardner #joey wheeler #tristan taylor

[he-goes-down]

A Guide to playing GnR Mermaids - shit post

(Explaining why we do this so some of you dont look at me weirdly:

My friend and I haven’t seen eachother in years, and before I went away I was also obsessed with gnr and we did this, so it’s really just bringing back nostalgia)

- in the pool(ofc) - 2 people edition

- my storyline change it however you please

Preparation:

- figure out your love interests

- 2 each

- you will be playing each-others love interests

- the member left is the clinically insane one that will make plot points ( will be in-love with both of you to make things interesting)

- aswell as make a phrase that they never stop saying

-( we chose Axl for this one and not sharing our secret phrase 🤫)

- figure out how you’re going to style your hair to show different characters

(if you dont got hair improvise)

-( for this, an example we did:

Axl: use hair as mustache

Slash: flip hair up underwater so you look like George Washington

Duff: hair up at the back, like using a claw clip.

Izzy: hair down to the side like a braid

Steven: hair fully to the side like an emo style )

- next choose your colour tails obv

- next chose your powers, including the guys

-( For this we did:

Axl: Fire

Slash: Nature

Duff: Air

Izzy: Darkness

Steven: Light ) (we actually forgot we did this part)

- lastly choose your spawning point, is it a specific oceanic place in real life, or just a simple lagoon, ect.

-( we chose Cape Town)

Chapters will now be very specific to our story line

Chapter 1:

- You spawn in

- Go to a bar/ club ect.

- make up an excuse to separate

- Whoever’s love interest is Slash, the other person has to now be in character.

- Slash comes to flirt with said person

- add details, like why he’s here, and that he’s in a band ect.

- he gives you his (shellphone) number

- friend comes back, chat about it

- other friend goes to do something

- clinically insane character comes along - say the most outrageous shit - doesnt matter how much you retaliate he keeps coming back

- tries to get your number (you can choose if you give it to him or force him to give to your so you never text him.)

- he leaves somehow

- friend comes back, talk about outrageous man, ect

- just keep rotating through meeting characters and setting up dates for when to meet up.

(- clinically insane bitch likes both of you so have fun with that as you will)

- when the insane one is in scene, maybe ask and point to one of your love interests asking for their numbers and he makes an excuse to why you shouldn’t do that

-(example:

Friend - “ That blonde one over there is in your band, can I have his number?”

Insane - “ uhh he’s actually gonna die tonight cus he got this infectious disease so don’t go near him.”) (sumthing to that extent)

- i don’t remember the rest just have fun and do whatever

- make the insane guy get arrested for funzies (optional)

Chapter 2:

- next day

- find out insane one has escaped jail ( optional ) (ALL ARRESTS ARE OPTIONAL THIS WAS SPECIFIC TO US)

- bump into different characters, all love interests asking to meet at the same time. At their crib

- (example: my interests were Izzy and Duff

- Izzy: “okay 3pm my place”

-*later*

- Duff: “Ive been looking for you, heres chocolate and flowers, wanna come to my place at 3?”

-someone: “thank you, but Izzy already asked me”

- izzy and duff live together

- “nah izzy wont mind.” )

- Insane one shows up running from the police

- him ready looking like he finna kill whoever gave the chocolates, flowers /ect.

- says sum deranged stuff

- (example:

“Insane: “you haven’t texted me yet *looks at you with my crazy eyes*

Someone: “uhh, my dog ate my phone but the cover with my credit card is still intact”

Insane: “oh okay, because I have you as my pfp.”

Someone: “huh?!

Insane: “Yeah it’s your perfect hair, no split end in sight.”

*later*

Someone: “oh my lord he has me as his pfp”

The other one: “ARENT THOSE YOUR BEDSHEETS IN THE BACKROUND???”

*later*

Insane: -to the other person- “I got your toe hairs as my wallpaper bbg” )

- add in more interactions

- we also added the crazy guy getting chased by the police and trying to take shelter in one of yours houses

- do your scheduled timings

- (example: - 3pm rolls around - my story

Someone: *knocks on door*

Duff: “Come in”

Someone: “Thank you, where’s Izzy?”

Duff: “Uh…in his room.”

Someone: “Oh okay”

- then pick a movie or something, (we chose Hamilton)

- do a house tour, his room has photos of you in but you didn’t see

Someone: “Izzy is supposed to be here, should we not go get him”

Duff: -makes excuses but you get him to take you to the room-

Duff: * unlocks door* * gets yelled at by Izzy* *Izzy drags him inside and runs out of his room locking the door*

Izzy: “Don’t worry about him, he’s like a baby, he needs a nap every few seconds”

- watch some of the movie

- make some moves

- ( we did that Izzy asked them to be his bae but you dont have to do that)

-( also they apparently fucked for 10 hours CUS MY FRIEND SAID *10 hours later* after they went to a room)

Someone: *opens the door for Duff*

Duff: *traumatised at the noises he’s heard*

- we made Duff Izzy and them a throuple

- but Izzy said to think about it and say the next morning. )

- after your adventures go home to your friend

- run into the house and start boarding the windows and doors with wooden planks because the insane one was chasing after you.

- call your baes to look after you cus the police can’t do their job

- he does get arrested tho (again)

*next day*

- insane one in prison calling one of you

- you thinking its your bae and saying some coupley stuff or whatever but make sure it’s directed at one of your interests

- * screaming, bombs, and destruction on the other line*

- “ HE ESCAPED AGAIN”

Chapter 3:

- to be continued

- do whatever 🫶

Chapter 3 and 4 are in my notes im just a bit to lazy to write it

Chapter 5 and up are not gonna be out for like maybe 2 years cus I wont see my friend again for that long

Don’t look at me like im crazy we laughed ever single second

This isn’t meant to be taken seriously its just some innocent fun

#guns n roses #izzy stradlin #slash #axl rose #duff mckagan #steven adler #slash gnr #duff gnr #izzy gnr #axl gnr #steven gnr

[lensman-arms-race]

okay sorry for the wall of text that's going to ensue this sentence BUT I have a questions and brain worms

First: I wanted to ask a fellow TTV fan, do you get the feeling that he just has this. fluidity to his movement? Like he's so cool n all but he moves with such determination and power i don't know how DFB animates it. He attacks with clear-cut intent. He's not just running at enemies and slashing with his blade whenever he fancies, he uses calculated and precise movements to ensure his hits do the most damage possible. He's not just sitting down and RSOD'ing any toilets that fly near, he flies around and hunts, like a predator to prey.

And he knows his power too. He looks silly and goofy but he fully well knows he is a huge threat to the toilets. The other titans stalk after the Boss Toilets and just kill the ones in their way. TTV just stays around his area and hunts down all the regular toilets, waiting for the Boss Toilets to come to him.

But anyway. Now for the brainworms.

I have a headcanon that the different races have different ways to entertain themselves:

•Cameramen research human entertainment and try to recreate it. They find an old stadium used for Football? They found a book on how to play it in an old human library? You BET they're gonna play it. Speakermen join in with them occasionally and are not the best at it, and the majority of them rage quit on their first loss. TV's never join in as they view it as Childish and Improper, and often get angry at cameramen for playing these different human sports instead of fighting, so they teleport in and puncture the ball or whatever object is being used with their hand knives, then teleport out. Except, one TV secretly enjoys this: Polycephalies. When hes 100% sure the other TV's won't see him and flip their shit, he plays with the large cams, and they have THE MOST intense matches of whatever their playing. It's like the World Cup.

•Speakermen dance with music and play with their sound propulsion. The Orange Justice is their victory dance, however they love to try other dances for fun. They also like to work with some cameramen that record sounds, transmit them to the speakers and they compose music out of it. Of course, they play with their sound powers like we seen in Episode 61, and they often get a bit reckless and launch the toilets a bit too far, to which the others larges joining in get annoyed.

•Hear me out on this one:

-Old Windows (3.1 I think) introduced the Iconic Game: Solitaire

-Windows 3.1 would've been mostly ran on CRT monitors

-TVmen have CRT Monitors

-TV's play Microsoft Solitaire (I think solitaire may be singleplayer, idk cards stuff, but they'd play some sort of card game)

More specifically, they'd connect to their fellow TV's and display the cards as ASCII on their screens. Imagine two TV's just staring at eachother, with cards silently moving across their screen, until one wins and the other storms off angrily.

Also, some would definitely play knife games, like you theorised :3

[joins in squeeing over Titan TV] YES! He is magnificent and he knows he is! I love how the TVs are this combo of supercilious and self-assured and yet also massive memelords. They're so endearing and cool!

Haha, cameras playing ball games with Polycephaly would be so imbalanced - Poly can kick it way further than they can! (Even the large cams)

Yeah, solitaire is single-player (hence the name; you play it in solitary manner). BUT computer chess is older than Windows, and pieces can be represented with text abbreviations, thus the game could be played in ASCII.

Polycephaly is reasonably good at chess but no-one will play with them because they'll say 'CHEATING BITCH' if they lose, like MacReady in The Thing.

Thanks for the brain worms! I really want to see some cams playing footy now and hilariously messing it up/colliding/falling over, etc., haha!

#blog tags: answered asks #era4o4 #skibidi tags: hardwares #skibidi tags: camera faction #skibidi tags: speaker faction #skibidi tags: tv faction #skibidi tags: titans #skibidi tags: titan tv

[secretaccountlol]

"50% of marriages end in divorce, Peter Parker!"

You and Peter have been roommates for about 2 years now, what happens when you’re tiny teasing goes a little too far. THIS IS SMUUUUT!!!! 18+ YALLLL!!

Uh- fun fact Peter calls you pumpkin because you devoured a whole ass pumpkin pie in front of him once when you were drunk. 

You stretched, groaned in pain, muscles gone stiff from sitting and typing all day, you glanced at your computer screen, working at home had its perks but also its downsides. Cons, body aches, and always inside, Pros! Always inside, no need to mess with the people of New York, you can wear whatever (or no clothes at all), and best of all you can spend all extra free time with your handsome roommate, Peter Parker. 

Now were you expecting to fall heads over heels for your roommate of two years? No, but your little heart could only take so much teasing, these two years you spent together were full of accidentally walking in on each other in underwear, pretending not to savor the sight of each other’s bodies. Also- that one time you kissed at the Christmas neighbor block party, mistletoe and peer pressure can be a bitch. A familiar click rang through the air, killing your thought process. 

“Honey! I’m home!” Peter sang through the air. Speak of the devil and he shall appear. You shifted in your seat pushing yourself upwards to meet eyes with Peter. “Hello Peter, y’know if you keep yelling that everytime you come home could you wait until you’re inside the door? The neighbors are gonna think we’re married… again!” you picked up a random book to fiddle with,  in the middle of the sentence, you couldn’t keep a straight face imagining Pete and you like.. that, it made you shiver, not in a good way. 

“Okay- well” Peter paused as you heard the cabinets and fridge slam open close. “Kinda defeats the purpose cos you’re supposed to say it when you’re just making it through the door!” His voice cracked a bit, it’s something you've noticed he does when he’s in a good mood. You lift your head again to watch as he joins you on the couch, plopping down. He pushes the sandwich he was making in front of your face, inviting you to take the first bite, which you did happily. Him letting you steal pieces of his food was a daily occurrence,

He smiled, biting right after you munching in deep thought. “Plus-“ he swallowed “What’s so bad about us being married? I mean it comes with a lot of benefits' ' he stated matter-of-factly. You couldn’t help but burst out laughing, causing the boy next to you to frown, “I’m sorry! But what benefits Pete?! To fuck eachother without judgement?” You giggled, Peter took another bite outta his sandwich, he looked up at the ceiling, his brain racking from the information you asked for . “Mm well, Tax deduction, social security benefits, and if you play your cards right, you’ll be less likely to be depressed.” He triumphed. You gave him an incredulous stare. “Ha- yeah right 50% of marriages end in divorce, I doubt that last fact is true '' You spewed while sitting back to join him in the staring contest with the ceiling. “Besides, they’re a new guy who moved in on our floor, he’s pretty cute. Wanted to get to know him before anyone decides to gossip about us to him, I wanted to ask him out for drinks or something..!”  You picked at your hair, as you monologue, just cus you like pete didn’t mean you couldn’t pursue other options.

“What do you by fuck eachother without judgement?” 

You straighten up a bit, to slowly turn to him, always a surprise when he cusses. You scoff slightly looking away, “Ah- uhm well. I mean- it’s nothing! But those idiots with the megaphone were outside of the apartments again screaming about how were all doomed and sinner and sex before marriage means you’re going to hell blah blah blah.” Peter nods along as you mimic someone talking with your hands. “That’s what I was talking about, that's all.” You sighed, relaxing back down into the couch. “Do you really believe that though?” Peter inquired, his eyebrows raised slightly. “Wh- no of course not. I was just joking about it.” You stumbled out. Peter hummed to himself, he was back into that science brain of his. You could never tell what he was truly thinking, he was always pretty open about his emotions to you but, when it came to other parts of his life, you didn’t know much. 

Like of course you know he loves hotdogs, his favorite soap to use in the morning or how he likes his coffee. But you didn’t know where he worked, why he worked such odd hours so often, not to mention how he would disappear for days and come back randomly. You never pushed for an answer but he definitely knew you noticed his weird schedule.

Peter smacked his hands together knocking you out of your thoughts, again. He hunched over to dust the invisible crumbs from his sandwich off his seat. “Remind me to complain to the landlords about that, it has to be illegal.” Peter muttered halfway to you halfway to himself , You chuckled “it’s New York, no one cares if stuff's legal or not.” You stood up, “uh- Imma head to my room” you bit your lip, it’s a nervous habit of yours, all this marriage and sex talk made you.. ansty to say the least. “Oh? Let me help you then-“ before you could decline the offer Peter scooped up your laptop and walked to your room. You mentally slapped yourself, so much for your “me time.” 

You jogged to your room, Peter already made himself comfortable on your bed as you took a seat at your desk where he sat your computer down. Awkward silence ensued, if you had laser eyes they would have burned a hole through the floor , Peter broke it “I really wouldn’t mind being married to you-“ you flushed. “Ah- you said that already, Pete” you finally tore your gaze away from the floor to meet his eyes, scanning his body in the process. He was wearing red socks, gray sweatpants that showed his.. package off well, and that stupid t-shirt you gave him first month you moved in. It was a part care package from your job congratulating you for hard work. It was random stuff like pens, a mug and the shirt of course, you were never one to do free advertisements so you gave it to Pete instead. You couldn’t help but smirk. 

“Ah- you’re right I did- haha” His arms were behind his spread evenly on the bed his legs apart, you could clearly see his third leg. “What’s with you being stuck on this marriage thing, are you trying to rope me into a scheme, Mr. Parker?” You teased, crossing your arms. “Oh pfft no it’s just that…hm.” He rubbed his hands along his face. “I- I’m trying to figure out a way to say this without..sounding weird.” He admitted, his tone shifted, it was softer than usual. You unfolded your arms, leaning towards him “Hey, you can tell me anything I won’t think it’s weird. That’s what friends are for.” Your hands touched his knee, you felt him tense under your light touch. “Mm, well..” He rubbed his hair through his hands as he straightened up. “Fuck- okay, look I- don’t want you to go out with that guy, pumpkin.” His eyes met yours, confusion was written all over your face. “Okay, but why? Is he an asshole or something?” You quizzed. 

“No, he’s not- I mean I don’t know I’ve never met him but- man this is harder than I thought.” Peter mumbled through his words making it even harder for you to understand what was wrong, suddenly strong hands gripped your waist. “Whoa- Pete?!” You manage to squeak out as he places you right on his lap. “Okay Peter this is weird, What is up with you today-?“ “I like you.”  You freeze. “What-?” “I like you, that’s the reason why I don’t want you to go to talk to that dude.” He tilted his head to look at you, you couldn’t resist those puppy eyes. This was insane- all this time you thought this attraction was one sided. “I- oh?” You muttered , Peter nodded his head, you bit your lip again, then a sly idea plagued your mind. “Mm, never thought you were the jealous type, Pete. Not gonna lie, I find it pretty cute.” Pete’s eyes perked up with wonder. “I- what? I’m not .. jealous. I mean you guys have never talked before so what’s there to be jealous of-?” Peter rushed out trying to shut down your statements, you tsked him rapid fire excuses, as you tried to move off of his lap, but he grabbed you tightly forcing you to stay in place, you swallowed back the moans that we’re begging to be released from the simple action. “Hm no I think you are- I mean why else would you be so opposed? Afraid he’ll steal me away, have seeeex with me?” You smirked, wiggling your eyebrows. Peter pouted, as he rubbed small circles into your soft skin. You were only wearing some shorts and a tank top, it was laundry day, lucky break for Peter. His hands slid up slightly, tickling your skin under your breast, you couldn’t keep your façade up, you moaned.

 Peter beamed, “Do you like that?” He whispered dipping his head down to peer into your eyes, you nod trying to resist the urge to look away in embarrassment. His hands slowly creeped up to your breast toying with them softly, he chuckled. “No bra today?” Peter smiled as he pinched your nipple. A jolt of energy makes you perk up as you stammer out a response. “Ah- well laundry day remember-? A-and Kinda forgot I didn’t have one on..” he laughed again. “Cute.” God you didn’t think you could turn this red. “Can I go further?” He spoke gently, “I don’t want to force you to do anythin-“ “Oh my god yes please go further I’m tired of my dildo..” you didn’t mean to let that last part slip out. “Oh I’ll definitely be better than any dildo-“ his confidence made you peak as he pulled your shirt off, tossing it to the side, doing the same to his shirt as well. 

He smashed his lips against yours, as his hands traced down your body, you shivered. His hands reach your waistband, swiftly diving in to pleasure your clit. You arch into his fingers, moaning into the kiss. He pulls away to observe your reactions, your face is pure bliss just from one touch, his lips gently plant kisses to your sensitive spots as he pushes two fingers into you, you buck against him. “P-Peter, mm- Oh- that-!” You couldn’t even form sentences as he curled his fingers into you. “Holy fuck- right there- fuck fuck fuck-!” Peter's fingers pumped faster as he pulled his lips away from your body. “You sure do cuss like a sailor in bed” he snickered as he pulled his fingers away as well, you whine mourning the loss of your new found happiness. “Shh, don’t worry I’ll fill you up again” Peter licked his fingers clean as you tugged at his sweats. “Impatient.” You whimper again “No more teasing-“ Peter licked his lips, “You really know what to say , pumpkin.” Peter dropped his pants letting his member spring free.

 “Holy shit- Pete-? Dude I’m not sure that’ll-“ you marveled at his dick, you've seen some big ones in your hay day but- you were way outta of practice by now. “Hey, don’t worry we’ll go slow okay? “ His fingers caress your cheeks as you nod against them. “Okay I trust you” you lean more into his touch as he positions himself at your entrance. “Ah shit should I get a condom?” Peter frantically searched the room before you reached up to touch his cheek grounding him again. “ Hey! it’s okay I’m on the pill.. get on with it-!” You grumbled. 

Peter nods finally pushes into you, groaning softly. You bit the inside of your cheek, to stop yourself from screaming in pleasure. “I-I’m inside- shit- you feel..so good-.” Peter's words hung in the air, as he hunched over you, you could feel his breath against your ear. “Peter, you can-!” Before you finish, he pulls back and slamming into you. “Peter- holy shit! fuc-“ you gripped the bed behind you as he drilled into you faster, “Sorry- I can’t, stop god you-, you feel incredible.” You couldn’t help but squirm as he buried himself deeper into your core ,Peter put an end to it grabbing both of your wrists pinning you down, “Mm- stop moving so much, princess-“ You whimpered, princess? You didn’t think that would turn you on but holy shit it did. “Holy hell, you’re so wet- do you like that when I call you princess, hm?”  you nod rapidly, you couldn’t speak anymore, too far gone. “Such a good girl-, fuck- Im- so so close.” Peter let go of your wrist to grip the bed under you, pounding into you. “I-I’m-“ you mustered some energy to try to speak, before you could at least form sentences now you can’t even form words. “S’okay, princess- I’m right behind you-” You twitched finally reaching climax, under him as he pumped into sloppily filling you up slowly with his cum. 

You both pant in silence before staring at each other’s eyes. Peter smiled softly, bending down to capture your lips once more, “Mm, that was.. nice.” You chuckled at his awkwardness. “Nice? That was fucking amazing!” You gleamed. You could feel Peter’s chest vibrate with laughter. “Uhm.. so- will you be my- uh-?” Peter’s eyes glanced at yours hesitantly. You smirked, “Peter we just fucked because you told me you liked me? Yes. Yes I will be your girlfriend you doofus.” You played with his curls giggling as his eyes lit up. “Let’s go!!” He glomped you into a hug rolling around as you both laughed. 

Maybe marriage can stop you from being depressed

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[freementallyillkid]

Manner pt2

Sevika x femreader

Word count:1,245

After hearing the knocking and quiet yelling you started pacing around your small apartment trying to figure out what to do, if you waited too long they could just break down your door and drag you away. You were brought back to reality when they started banging on the door again. You took a deep breath and looked through the peephole and saw two people standing there, a blond haired guy with messy black makeup, weird looking clothes and an equally weird choker next to someone with choppy balck short black hair silver earrings and black lipstick.

The black haired person leaned forward off the wall they were resting on and walked up to the door and looked through the peephole startling you taking a few steps backwards, “Come on we can see your in there we’re not gonna kill you if we wanted you dead we would have killed you already.” they reasoned

How reassuring you thought to yourself, but they were right, so you bit the bullet and opened the door taking them both in with the best resting bitch face you could manage. “What do you want?” You asked, ready to slam the door on them.

“Well our boss Sevika, the one you were yelling at some hours ago, wants us to bring you to her, guess you sparked her interest or something.” They explained the guy behind them nodded chewing on his finger nails when he saw you looking at him he waved tentatively you waved back. “Oh yeah this is Deckard I’m Ran.”

You nodded along, “And what does your boss want from me?” They look at eachother.

“Well we think she wants to talk to you, you probably interested her when you just started yelling at her, plus you didn’t know who she was.” Deckard said, “but come we gotta go or we might get yelled at.”

You back up, Oh no I’m not going with you sorry, but I’d rather live.”

Ran rolled their eyes, “we already told you if we wanted to kill you, you would be dead we would have just kicked down the door.” You thought about it for a moment. They were right, your door wasn’t exactly stable and if you went in they would probably just kick it down and drag you out.

Sighing you nod, “Yeah okay let's go.” Deckard cheered, slinging an arm around both of you guiding you towards the exit.

“Sevys gonna be, so happy you came with us!” He said as Ran let out a strangled laugh.

“She’d cut your head off if she heard you call her that.” They said as you started walking down the street to gods only knows where.

Sevika sat at her usual spot, a cigar in hand and drink in the other as she waited for Ran and Deckard to get back with the strange women. She had been thinking of her the whole time dissising her crew that she would usually be playing cards with right now, but instead her gaze was fixed on the door, occasionally taking a sip of her drink.

After what felt like hours the door swung open once again this time she saw the blonde and black haired duo step through the door Deckard's arm slung about the woman. When Ran and Sevika made eye contact she nodded and gestured for them to bring the girl over to her. Ran nodded and tugged on her arm nodding to Sevika the girl frowned and shoved her way through the crowd waving goodbye to Ran and Deckard.

When you arrived at her table she gave you a confident smile leaning back in her seat, “Sit please.” She instructed when you did she leaned forward, “So what's your name?”

You narrowed your eyes squinting at her, “You had your goons drag me out of my house to ask me my name?”

“Just answer the question.”

“Y/n, are you going to tell me why you wanted to talk to me so bad now?” You asked fiddling with the collar of your top.

“You interest me.” She answered simply, “You can imagine when you considered the scariest women Zaun not a lot of people would yell at you for bumping into them or standing up to me in general.”

You looked her over, she didn’t look particularly angry, just surprised and maybe a little impressed. “Well just because you're important and strong doesn’t mean you should be inconsiderate or expect everyone to bow at your feet or something.”

She nodded looking around like she had lost interest in the conversation. Looking back at you she asked, “So what do you do for a living?” Surprised by her question, it took you a few seconds to respond to her.

“Oh I’m a mechanic!” You tell her. She nods a long she’s silent for a moment and you could almost see the gears turning in her head.

This time when she leaned forward this time she put both of her arms on the table a red cloak that covered her arm fell away revealing her infamous metal arm you couldn’t help, but ogle at the beautiful peace of engineering the bronze feeding into each other, so she could move it like a normal arm. “Would you want a position working for me and Silco?”

The expression you gave her must have been something because she let out a chuckle and looked at you with a smirk on her face, the blue scars on her face stretching. “Why would you want me to work for you? I mean you don’t even know if I’m a good mechanic ” You asked, your frown growing deeper.

“I feel like you’ve heard enough people say it at this point, but you’re interesting you were willing to stand up to someone even if you didn’t know who I was I could still tear you to shreds. I like the people I work with to have some spine and if you’re willing to stand up to me everyone should be a walk in the park.” Her confident smile still on her face, “plus if you turn out to be terrible a fixing shit I can just fire you.”

You nodded along it would probably pay better than your current job and you would be under the inherent protection of ‘The Eye of Zaun’ and if anyone wanted to come after you, you could handle yourself just fine. “Okay yeah why not.”

“Good we can work out the kinks later, for now I want to get to know you a little better.” She waved a hand over at the bartender and a second later two drinks spread in front of you looking at the brown liquid. Whiskey wasn’t usually your drink of choice, but you didn’t mind it.

Sevika watched as you drank from your cup from your place opposite of her observing you.

Throughout the night the both of you talk and Sevika even found herself laugh at some dumb jokes you made. By the time you had called it quotes she found that she was very happy that she bumped into you and you had yelled at her. She had been so absorbed in the conversation and focused on you she didn’t even notice Ran and Deckard sitting in the corner snickering at the two of you making snide commentary to each other.

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Sorry this is so late and if Sevika sound a little ooc

[swiftieblyth]

Y/N Wheeler:

The Weirdo on Maple Street

Warnings- King!Steve, Soft!King!Steve, fluff, angst, Stranger Things, Tommy H, Carol, That one scene w/ Steve and Nancy at his house but w/ Y/N and tonned down

I think thats all! Let me know if there's more!

Word count- 2,082

The next morning at breakfast Nancy and I watched in disgust as Mike gulped down his breakfast. “Slow down, Mike.” Nancy let out.

“That’s disgusting.” I added.

Mike looked up past Nancy at me. “Do a lot of studying last night?”

“Yeah, actually, I did.”

“What was your test on again? Human anatomy?” 

Nancy and I both stopped eating and looked at eachother, then to Mike. Nancy kicked him for me, but he kicked her back, getting mom’s attention. “Hey, what’s going on?”

“Nothing.” We all three called.

“When alpha particles go through gold foil, they become…” Barb said, reading my flashcards, as me, her, and Nance walked through the hallway.

“Unoccupied space.”

“A molecule that can—“ Barb was cut off by Steve snatching the cards out of her hand. 

“Hey!” I let out, walking to Steve.

“I don’t know. I think you studied enough, Y/N.”

“Steve—“

“I’m telling you, you know, you got this. Don’t worry. Now, on to more important matters. My dad has left town on a conference and my mom’s gone with him, ‘cause, you know, she doesn’t trust him.”

“Good call.” Tommy H. cut it. Gosh he’s so annoying, I hate him so much.

“So are you in?” Steve asked. I looked at Steve with a look on my face. I know he wants me to go to a party, but it’s a school night, and even without the house arrest my mom would never let me go.

“In for what?” Nancy asked, behind me.

“No parents? Big house?” Coral explained. 

“A party?” Nancy asked. Gosh, why did I drag her into this whole thing? She was so normal and innocent. Why did I have to get her in the popularity world? 

“Ding, ding, ding.” Coral explained, making Tommy laugh.

“It’s Tuesday.”

“It’s Tuesday!” Tommy mocked. I gave him the death glare, and I think Steve must’ve seen it, because he looked at him too. “Oh my gosh.” 

“Come on.” Steve ordered, cutting him off.

“Y/N, you’re not actually gonna go? Mom would never let you.”

“Mom, doesn’t have to know.”

“It’ll be low key.” Steve explained. “It’ll just be us. What do you say? Are you in or are you out?”

“Who’s bringing the drinks?” I smirked, giving them their answer.

“Oh, gosh. Look.” Carol stated, looking at Jonathan Byers. Will’s older brother. 

“Oh, gosh, that’s depressing.” Steve let out. The six of us stood there and watched as Jonathan put up a missing poster. 

“Should we say something?” Nancy asked.

“I don’t think he speaks.” Carol replied.

“Shut up, Carol.” I snarled.

“How much you want to bet he killed him?” Tommy added. I turned my glare to him, I could feel my face heat up with anger. Sure, I don’t know Jonathan that well, but I know he would never do that. 

“Shut up.” Steve ordered, hitting Tommy’s chest with his arm. I felt a hand on my closed fist. I looked down and saw Steve’s hand on mine. I looked up as Nancy walked over to him.

“Nance,” I begged, laying on her bed that evening. “Please.”

“Why do you want me to go so bad if you’re such a party girl?”

“Because I don’t want to go by myself.”

“Why?”

“Because I've never actually been to a small party. So could you just go, and call Barb to come to please?”

“Girls, dinner.”

“Coming!” We both yelled, as she called Barb real quick.

Nancy and I went down for dinner and saw that Lucas and Dustin were also eating with us. The three boys didn't eat, they just played with their food. “Something wrong with the meatloaf?” Mom asked, looking at them. 

“Oh, no, I had two bologna sandwiches for lunch.” Dustin explained. I could tell that he was lying, but I was about to do the same so I wasn’t going to rat him out. “I don’t know why.”

“Me, too.” Lucas chuckled. 

“It’s delicious, Mom.” Nancy let out.

“I agree with Nance. This is great.” I put out.

“Thank you, sweeties.” 

“So, there’s this… special assembly thing tonight…” I started. “For Will at the school field.”

“Barb’s driving,” Nancy added.

“Why am I just hearing about this?” Mom asked, looking at us.

“I thought you knew.” Nancy responded, thinking we were going to get caught. Gosh she’s so new to this. 

“I told you two, I don’t want you out after dark until Will is found.”

“We know, we know.” I cut in. “But it’d be super weird if we’re not there. I mean, everyone’s going.”

Mom sighed and looked at me. “Just… be back by 10. Why don’t you take the boys, too?”

“No!” Mike yelled.

“Mmm-mmm.” Dustin added. These boys were definitely up to something, but busting them is going to have to wait. 

“Don’t you think you guys should be there?” Mom asked. “For Will?”

Mike looked past Mom and spit out his milk. We all turned our heads but Dustin banged his hands down in the table making us look at him. “Sorry.” He called. “Spasm.”

“Barbara, pull over.” I ordered.

“What?” She asked.

“Pull over!” I ordered. Barb pulled over and parked the car. Nancy and Barb turned their heads to look back at me. 

“What are we doing here?” Barb asked.

“His house is three blocks away.” Nancy added.

“We can’t park in the driveway.”

“Are you serious!” Barb asked.

“Yeah, the neighbors might see.”

“This is so stupid. I’m just gonna drop you two off.”

“Calm down, Barb.” Nance ordered. “Come on. You promised that you’d go. You’re coming. For me and Y/N.”

“Yeah. We’re all three gonna have a great time.” I explained.

“He just wants to get in your pants.” Barb let out.

“No, he doesn’t.” I chuckled, knowing that he probably does want to though. 

“Y/N… seriously.” Barb called. “He invited you to his house.”

“Yeah, for a party. I go to parties all the time. It’s fine.”

“His parents aren't home.”

“That’s the best time for a party.”

“Come on, you are not this stupid. Nance, are you seriously going to let your sister do this?”

“Tommy H. and Carol are gonna be there.” Nance cut in. Either trying to defend me or herself for letting me go. As if she could stop me.

“Tommy and Carol have been having sex since, like, seventh grade.” Barb explained. I mean she’s not wrong but come on. “It’ll probably just be, like, a big-“

“Okay, Barb.” I say cutting her off, taking off my shirt.

“Gross.” Nance let out.

“I’m serious!”

“Y/NN? Maybe this isn’t a good idea.”

“All right, well…” I let out, not wanting to go home. “You two can be, like, my guardians. All right? Make sure I don’t get drunk and do anything stupid.”

Nance and Barb sighed. “Is that a new bra?” Nance asked.

“No.” I lied.

We got to the house and I rang the doorbell. Barb clearly did not want to be here, but Nance kept forcing her to stay. “Barb, chill.” Nancy called. 

“I’m chill.”

I surged as looked back at the door as Steve opened it. “Hello ladies.”

Carol screamed a loud, obnoxious scream as Tommy got ready to toss her in the pool. “One! Two! Three!”

“Stop it, Tommy, no! Don’t!” Carol yelled. Tommy laughed as he put her down. “You’re such an …hole, Tommy.” I rolled my eyes, and turned my head to see Steve shotgunning a beer.

“Is that supposed to impress me?” I asked, as he sat down and got a cigarette.

“You’re not?” He asked lighting it.

“You are a cliché, you do realize that?”

“You are a cleché. What with your… your grades and your band practice.” Steve joked, knowing fully well that I’m not in band.

“I am so not in band.” I laughed. 

“Okay, party girl. Why don’t you just, uh, show us how it’s done, then?” Steve asked, handing me a beer and the knife. 

“Okay.” I smiled getting up. “You know this isn’t my first time right? I’ve been to lots of parties before.”

“Oh, okay. You gotta make a little hole right in—“

“I got it.” I cut him off. “I’m the most popular girl at school, remember?”

“Yeah, she’s smart, you ……” Tommy laughed, smashing a can on his head.

I opened the can and started chugging it. “Chug, chug, chug.” Steve started, then everyone except Barb joined in. “Chug. Chug. Chug.”

After two seconds I finished it a dropped the beer, making everyone cheer. I sat down and took one of Steve’s cigarettes. “Nance, you wanna try?”

“Uh, sure.” Nance opened the can, and we all started chanting. Nancy finished and dropped the can, bowing as we cheered. “Barb, you wanna try?”

“What? No. No, I don’t want to. Thanks.” Barb explained, but Nance got her a beer and the knife. I hate that she's forcing Barb into doing things.

“Come on.”

“Yeah…” Steve started. I looked at him and he stopped talking. 

“Nance, I don’t want to.”

“It’s fun! Just give it a—“

“Nance…”

“Nancy, don’t force her. She doesn’t want to.” I cut in. 

“Just..” Nancy ignored me. “Just give it a shot.”

“Okay.” Barb stood up and started to open it. “So you just…” Barb lost her grip on the bottle and sliced her thumb. Tommy started laughing, making me want to punch him.

“Gnarly.” He let out.”

“Are you okay!” Nance asked. 

“Yeah.”

“Barb, you’re bleeding.” I cut in. 

“I’m fine.” Barb ordered, looking over at Steve. “Where’s your bathroom?”

“Oh, it’s…” Steve explained, getting up. “It’s, uh, down past the kitchen, to the left.”

“Okay. Thanks.” Babe said, walking in.

Tommy pushed Carol in the pool, making her scream. “Oh my gosh! What the hell, Tommy?” She asked, when she resurfaced.” Tommy took out his cigarette and dived in. “No!”

“Whoo!” Steve let out, pushing Nancy in, then going over to me.

“No, don’t!” I laughed, as Steve tried to push me in. “Steve don’t!” Steve pushed me in and jumped in after me.

I laughed as Steve dunked me back in under the water. 

Tommy and Coral started making out, and Steve splashed water at them. I laughed, as Nancy floated around, watching us with a smile on her face. Steve got my shoe and started swimming around the pool with it.

“I’m freezing.” Carol complained as we walk we’re wrapped up in towels in Steve’s living room.

“Hmm… we’ll, I hear his mom’s room has a fireplace.” Tommy explained, making me roll my eyes.

“Are you kidding?” Steve asked.

“Oh, yeah?” Carol asked, following Tommy up the stairs.

“Okay, we’ll, you know, you are cleaning the sheets.” Steve called after them, walking up to me and Nance, putting his hand on my shoulder. “You all right?”

“Yeah.” I breathed. 

“Yeah? Come on, let’s get you some dry clothes. Nance, you too.” Steve said, going up the stairs.

We followed Steve up the stairs, when we heard Barb. “Nance. Nancy.” Barb called, making us look at her. “Where are you two going?”

“Nowhere.” Nancy let out. “Just… upstairs.”

“We’re just going to go get some dry clothes.” I explained.

“We fell in the pool.” Nancy chuckled. “Why don’t you go ahead and go home. I’m sure Macy can give me a ride home.”

“I don’t have my car remember?” I asked, trying to get her to also leave. “It’s in the shop. I’ll leave you two alone.” I said, walking away.

I was in Steve’s room looking out the window. I don’t know what happened with the two best friends after I left, but I think they got into a fight. I felt a hand on my back and I turned to see Steve, with some dry clothes in his hand. “Thanks.” I smiled, taking them. We both stared at each other, not leaving. “Um…” I breathed. “Some privacy, maybe?”

“Oh… Yeah right. Sorry.” Steve laughed, turning around and walking away.

“Steve…” I called, making him turn back around. I don’t even know why I did what I did. I think we all know so I’m not going to say it.

“Dang.” He let out, looking at my torso.” 

“Shut up.” I chuckled a little. 

Steve walked up to me and put his hands around me. I put mine on his chest as we started to kiss. We started to longingly make out and walked to his bed, not pulling apart. We sat down and grabbed each other.

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[heximagines]

Can I please get more of reader who's turned by Homer? Like Sev and the reader actually getting together and maybe trying to be a little sneaky about it at first?

Since that night Severen took you hunting he'd slowly escalated his flirting and you gladly reciprocated. The two of you teasing and taunting eachother in a little cat and mouse game that had the others rolling their eyes. As time went on he grew steadily more insistant in hanging around you, and by extension Homer.

Homer's hackles were absolutely up. Fist he lost Mae to Caleb and now you were making googly eyes at Severen? He was disgusted. And he made it clear. Suddenly Homer didn't feel so inclined to hide his and Severen’s spats from you anymore. He even took to "accidentally" shooting Severen in the foot when he stood too close to you.

However this only lead to you and Severen getting sneaky. Him stirring up a bar brawl only to grab you by the hand and slip out the back door for some alone time in the chaos. You slipping out of Homer's sight while he's distracted only for Severen to follow hot on your heels. Him waking you before the sun fully set so the two of you could sit in a quiet corner and chat uninterrupted in hushed tones. You disappearing when Severen goes to get a new vehicle only to reappear in said vehicle with him.

After a while it became pretty clear what was going on here. "And where are you two off to?" Diamondback threw you both under the bus with a playful smirk. You paused in the doorway Severen's chest practically against your back. Homer's head shot up and he gave Severen a glare. "Just out for a smoke." You tapped the no smoking sign inside the room with a wink before continuing outside. Homer was on his feet and heading after you but Severen slipped out and slammed the door in his face.

When he turned to you with a shit eating grin you crossed your arms at him. "Aw, what's wrong baby?" His arms looped around your hips but you didn't give in. "It wouldnt kill you to be nice to him." Severen scoffed but you had a serious look set on your face. "I mean it." His fingers drummed across your sides. "You two gotta work this out somehow." You finally brought your arms up over his shoulders, pulling him in. "Besides it would be nice if we didn't have to poorly hide everything we're up to." He chuckled and pecked your lips. "You think we're doing a bad job?" "Oh, very." You pressed your lips back to his.

When the two of you slipped back into the room Homer was reading his new comic with a sour look. He didn't even glance up at you. You took a seat and Jesse dealt you into the card game they were playing. Severen moved to sit next to to you but you shot him a look. He sighed though his nose before looking back at Homer. After some hesitation he turned around and went to sit by the kid. Diamondback gave an amused snort at the situation and Jesse smirked.

"What're ya readin'?" Homer peeked over the top of the comic to eye Severen warily. "Captain Marvel." He sat beside him and leaned over to peek at the page. "What's it about?" Homer closed the comic and shot him a nasty look "Trying to look good in front of your girlfriend?" he sneered. "So we weren't hiding it well." "You're as subtle as a bull." Severen snorted before grabbing the comic and flipping through it. It seemed to be about a kid who can turn into an adult superhero. He supposed he could see why Homer liked it.

"What's the big deal if we spens some alone time here and there? She still makes time for you." Homer snatched his comic back and tucked it under the couch cushion. "Not as much." There it was. "Well, little man, if we didn't have to sneak around so you don't pitch a fit it would make everything a bit easier dontcha think?" Homer considered those words before looking over at you. "I turned her, she's my responsibility, and you're getting in the way." "Of what?" Severen snorted. Homer didn't really have an answer, at least not one that didn't embarass him, but Severen didn't miss how his eyes darted between you and Mae.

Slowly the pieces were all coming together. Sev smirked and nudged him with his elbow. "She was just tellin' me how you shot that guy square between the eyes from damn near 600 feet away the other night. Though the trees and all. Said it was damn impressive." Homer scoffed, playing with his sleeve. "It was more like 550, she's exaggerating." A short pause. "She told you about it?" Severen nodded. "Oh yeah. We talk ya know. At least when my tongue isn't-" Homer punched his arm hard and Severen laughed.

You turned your head to check up on them and were glad to see they both were smiling. At least until Severen grabbed him up in a headlock and they started wrestling. You had a feeling there would still be some sneaking around but everything would fall into a new natural rhythm soon.

#near dark #near dark 1987 #severen van sickle #severen near dark

[thekimspoblog]

Can't remember which fic I was reading. The story was good overall, but I had a very minor nitpick:

To kill time, it mentions Kim and Jimmy trying to play Monopoly? Now that could be a whole fic in and of itself! BB/BCS characters playing Monopoly, a game that is mostly dumb luck and the only "strategy" involves a willingness to screw everyone else over; what a fitting metaphor!

But NOOOooo, Rabbit! C'mon! Jimmy would not just steal the cards while Kim wasn't looking! Jimmy cheats when something he perceives as important is on the line, when he's bored, or when he wants to lash out at authority. Playing a board game with Kim is none of those! It's just a fun game; why would Jimmy want to cheat, let alone so brazenly? There'd be no sport in it!

There'd be no sport in letting Kim win either! She'd figure out what he was doing, and put him in a headlock for it, and Jimmy knows this. So in my mind, here's the only logical way this could play out:

Starts out casual, gets competitive. VERY COMPETITIVE. You know the drill: bragging/trash talk/flirting. Neither is ignorant about the tension in the room, the need to keep it light. And they do; they try their best. But what do you expect to happen? They both have such big personalities.

Eventually, Jimmy is pulling so far ahead, that the game is getting boring. So then Kim starts getting cheeky. Not by doing anything obvious like stealing the cards. But just... using liberal/alternative interpretations of the rules.

Jimmy decides alright, two can play at that game. Things escalate, and eventually it does become more of a "cheating at boardgames" competition than a Monopoly game. Maybe Jimmy does just start palming cards by this point. But the bottom line is that there's still an odd level of sportsmanship to it, even while two lawyers absolutely torture the rules of the game beyond recognition. They have no respect for the rules, but they still respect eachother. And they do respect THE GAME; pushing and pulling the lines to press eachother' buttons... it's a dance, it's art, it takes finesse.

Four hours in, all the fun has gone. They are wine-drunk, tired, stressed about this game for reasons they can't even remember, and they accidentally start dragging in their personal baggage. I don't care how stable your marriage is, you play Monopoly for more than two hours, things are gonna start to get ugly.

They both agree this was a bad idea and end the game unfinished. It almost looks like they're going to go to bed POed at eachother, but Jimmy can't stop picking at the issue. The argument over the game(/other baggage) resumes and leads to angry sex.

Angry sex quickly dissolves back into comfy, "been married for almost two decades" Friday night sex. It's just a stupid game, after all. Why get so wound up about it? It's not like either of them really cared about winning.

I mean assuming this story is set in the Breaking Bad universe, they would never get through a quiet night alone, without a client calling with an emergency or Lalo coming in to kill everyone. But this isn't Breaking Bad; this is the world of domestic fanfiction. Where our blorbos have the luxury of bickering like an old couple.

Choice of Soundtrack:

#mcwexler #mcwexler angst #mcwexler fanfiction #better call saul #better call saul fanfic #jimmy mcgill #kim wexler #bcs #jimmy x kim #rhea seehorn #bob odenkirk #monopoly #domestic fiction #domestic fluff #fanfiction #fanfiction criticism #what if #breaking bad #brbabcs #brba #board games #j&k #domestic horror #dark academia #domestic bliss

[fantasticmxfoxi]

Playing pool with the guy I’m dating, Gustav. He challenges two of our friends to play against us - Rick and Daniel. Daniel and I had a flirtatious, confusing, almost relationship that ended when he told me how attractive he found me and then picked up the phone to his girlfriend with a “hi angel” whilst looking me in the eyes.

So we’re playing, and every time I go to take a shot Gustav is behind me, hands on my hips, hard-on pressed against my ass, giving me tips and pointers on which ball to hit and from what angle. Every time we’re waiting for the other team, he has me pulled up flat against him, arm curled loosely around my neck and shoulders possessively, occasionally tightening a bit to feel me squirm under his grasp.

Daniel excuses himself after maybe three shots to go buy a drink. At the end of the game, I realise he never came back and I look towards the bar and see him glaring in my direction. At first I think the look is aimed at me but I follow his eyes and realise he’s staring Gustav down… if looks could kill. I turn around and face Gus, pulling him down by his shirt collar so he can hear me above the bustle of the crowd. “I’m going to get us a couple of drinks I’ll be back soon.” He kisses my forehead and lets me go, tapping my ass as I walk away.

I head to the bar, away from Daniel… I don’t want to cause too much drama. But he comes and finds me anyway. His arm snakes around my waist and he leans down to my ear “Hey princess, can I buy you a drink? I can’t believe Gustav is making you pay for you’re own dop.”

“He payed for the last round so I’m getting this one. I’m not sure your girlfriend would appreciate you buying me a drink if she were here.”

“What so I’m not allowed to buy my friend a drink now?”

Before I can answer, Gustav comes to my other side, pulling me towards him by my belt “I realised I didn’t tell you what I wanted.” I don’t miss the looks exchanged between the men over my head. After giving me his order he holds me against him in his possessive way again until I put the request in to the barman. As we wait for the drinks to come, he pulls me in to the middle of the space and sokkies with me. As he spins me in circles around him, I catch Daniel staring at me - he was the one that taught me to sokkie. He was the first one, on the sand by the dam as we drunk beers in the back of his pick up truck and watched the sunset together. He’d seen me dance with other guys since then, encouraged it often in fact, but I’d never had a good connection with those guys. Not like I had with him. Until now.

The rest of the night goes in a blur, and when we leave I realise my bag is in Daniel’s truck. But he left without warning. Luckily we’re all going to the same place. When we park at camp, Gustav opens the door for me and helps me out, pulling me in for a kiss as he does. After a beat or two I hear a cough… Daniel is stood behind the truck, my bag in his hand, face set into an unreadable expression.

As he hands my bag over he looks at Gus. “We need to talk. Now, if you’re free.”

“Let me just get this one settled with the others, and then we’re good.” He replies, taking my bag from me in one hand and slipping the other into my back pocket, pushing me forward to join the others around the table. He checks I’m good, kissing the top of my head before he leaves.

We’re playing cards, but I can barely focus on the game knowing that the boys are talking about me. Eventually one of the girls looks at me and asks “where’s Daniel?”

“With Gustav”

“Oh. Are they…?”

“Talking about me. Yes. Can we just focus on the game please?” It comes out harsher than I intended but I’m so anxious. I don’t care that they’re talking about me, I’m just worried what will happen now that they’re alone together. As if he’s read my mind, one of the guys stands up and puts a hand on my shoulder

“I’ll go check on them. Can’t let them kill eachother over you!” He winks at me and disappears into the darkness outside. They all come back in a couple of minutes later, Gustav taking the seat to my left, Daniel sitting opposite me. I look at them both, the question clear in my eyes, but they both shake their heads at me. Whatever they talked about, everything is okay now and I don’t need to know about it.

When I yawn, Daniel offers to drive me to my accommodation, but Gustav tells him he will drive me instead. Daniel has driven me home every night and walked me to my door, but this time Gus does it, leaning down to kiss me gently in front of the door. When he pulls away too soon, I grab at his shirt and pull him down again and this time the kiss is more insistent, more desperate. He pushes me against the wall and I wrap my leg around him in an effort to bring him closer. This time when he pulls away, I’m breathless.

#a little bit of fluff for you #based on real events #with added embellishments for the DRAMA

[kpophubb]

Hii love

do u mind telling me ur thoughts about sooha, if you've read dark moon?

I know the #sooha_OUT community are going to come for me for this, but i personally think that she's a neat and pretty girl ( LIKE I WOULD KILL TO HAVE HER HAIR AND BODY EVEN THOUGH SHES FICTIONAL) and maybe it's the fact that heli and solon are her potential love interests that has everybody buzzing like bees. And maybe her role is irrelevant in the lore, but i guess they seem to forget that she played an important role in the mvs of drunk-dazed and fever. I just can't wrap my head around the fact that people are hating on A FICTIONAL CHARACTER because she's a princess, has the most gorgeous guys in the webtoon pining for her, and has super strength.

Also, I believe i might change my bias to Sunghoon :)

Hi hi my baby bini!!🤍🥰 how are you today and tell me what you’ve been upto recently? I felt like I’ve missed u so much and haven’t heard from you in a while..

now coming to sooha..I did talk about this with you before in another ask you sent that sadly I don’t know her enough to judge her babe😭 I only read the free ch 1 of the webtoon series and trust me if I could read the entire thing, I’d be doing it RN to come and talk to you about it in detail ( BUT idk how to purchase these things bc I don’t have a credit card ¿ )

anyways, at first I felt like fans were raging about sooha bc she was getting unnecessary attention and the series was becoming ABOUT HER and not the BOYS like it was originally planned to be. It was supposed to be their story and how they grow, get over their fears and get accepted in the outside world. That’s why, some fans hated sooha when she stole the spotlight and the guys LITERALLY STARTED FIGHTING EACHOTHER for her 💔 secondly, I thought reading the funny attacking tweets were just an inner joke between engenes and Enha. The whole “#sooha_out” thing was just for fun and not serious at all, that’s why engenes were even taunting enha on their vlives and asking them “sooha vs. engene”. It all felt like a funny light hearted joke and engenes being jealous and cute for enhypen, so the matter totally slid from my brain.

HOWEVER, if some people are obsessively throwing hate on this character mainly because of jealousy…then uhm isn’t that very immature? Like come on, this was a teen romance genre series in the first place so it was obvious someone was gonna be her lover (most probably heli bc it was sorta foreshadowed in the first chapter I think by their meeting). And the bite oh god…🙄 it’s just HELI, another fictional character not even OUR REAL HEESEUNG. If sooha was an irl girl, living in the enha dorm with them physically as some sort of 8th member in the group then maybe the jealousy would’ve been (a little justified ¿ ) but this is just very childish…

at the end I still think people are just doing it as an inner joke trend and nth too seriously..Ik some people are making a REAL big and serious big deal outta it but some obsessed problematic fans exist everywhere ESPECIALLY Twitter! 🤦🏻‍♀️ or else why do you think jay would have had to apologise recently and made felt like that for something..so simple that they all misunderstood. It was clear he had good intentions but NAH some people just had to be like that..

AND WOW THIS CALLS FOR CELEBRATION🤩🥳🎊🎉🍻 I’m clearly assuming it’s bc ethan lee always seems to threaten your sanity, hmm? 😉

#mia’s asks #engene 💌 #my baby bini <3

[romeoandjulietyouwish]

*Cracks knuckles*

SO Percy would be from 4 or 5, right? 4 is a career district, so what if the de Rolos were a big deal because Frederick is actually a Victor, too (potentially originally drawn because he was the son of a Big Name Family that the Capitol wanted to knock down a peg, only for it to backfire bad), so as a result his children were expected to volunteer at 17-18, too. And when Percy expressed no interest (especially after Julius and Vesper died) and Frederick didn't press him... the twins get Reaped next year and no one volunteers. And oh, how sad, the Briarwoods simply couldn't whip them into shape fast enough. Cue Percy going in the next year, and after the Games trying to resist being manipulated by the Capitol and Briarwoods. Cue his parents having an unfortunate accident, à lá Haymitch's family, with Cass left over as leverage over him.

+ given he's from a different district to the Twins + Kiki, perhaps he meets Vex during Vax's Victory Tour? Say he gets to bring both Kiki and Vex along because the Capitol dig his sob story (and their mild fame makes it *so* much jucier when they, too, are Reaped, what a coincidence), and during the stop in District 4 Percy gets to know them (maybe catches Vex away from the cameras and gives her advice to keep her brother safe and alive?). And the whole 'twins bound by fate' shtick keeps Vex around Vax a lot, including when Vax is mentoring - I'd like to imagine at least 1-2 years of Games between Vax and Vex+Kiki getting Reaped for Maximum Trauma and opportunities for Vex and Percy to get to know eachother while Vax and Percy are mentoring?

And oh, if Percy is mentoring Vex due to conflict of interest, that means Ripley is the primary mentor of District 4 that year - or perhaps the Briarwoods come out of retirement to do so. Either way, Vex and Kiki would have huge targets on their backs for 'robbing' the District 4 tributes if Ripley/the Briarwoods play their cards right - because a dead Vex or Kiki would certainly keep de Rolo in line and remind him of his place.

And the thing is, once Vex and Kiki win, Percy is in huge trouble. Because if the Capitol figures out he and Vex are a thing, then Cass is no longer needed as leverage over him - they can use Vex to pressure Vax *and* Percy into obeying their whims and play the perfect trick ponies, and would be free to get Cass Reaped for that tasty drama. So if Vex and Percy play it safe, you get a win-win: Cass survives, but is also involved in drama, too!

Not sure how much of this makes sense! but you've activated my hardcore HG fan sleeper agent genes lmao

DUDE

Okay so! In my mind, Cassandra is in the games the same year as Vex and Keyleth (someone said all women quarter quell and ouchhhh) and the briarwoods mentor Cassandra because as you said, Percy is mentoring Vex. And the briarwoods were previous victors and mentors to all of the de Rolo kids when they were reaped (because the Briarwoods paid people off) and maybe the first two volunteered in place of their other siblings.. I could totally see Frederick and Johanna being killed by the capital to keep Percy in line, especially after he comes home from his games and his just him and Cassandra left.

And I could totally see Percy and Vex meeting during Vax's tour and somehow finding a way to exchange letters after they leave so it makes more sense that Percy is just absolutely in love with her. And you're so right, Vex and Vax would be such a sob story in the capital and that was for sure Vax's major 'character' during his games and interviews and shit so that when Vex goes in, she already has a bit of an advantage because of what which puts a target on her back.

And because it's been a while since this au surfaces on my blog: here's a post about the different districts they're all from, here's one about who's mentoring who, and here's one about the de rolos, and one about cassandra specifically

#hunger games au #critical role #vox machina #lis makes hcs

[solomons-poison]

my mc is EVIL. the moment he got pulled into the devildom its was immediate plots on how to one up this oddly handsome kidnapper. admitted he understood he wasnt actually a kidnapper by week 2 but still plays that card when putting a bucket of water on top of lucis cracked door. i think lulus conflicted on him... on one hand luci likes the rebels (mamon...) but on the other hand he Really dosent love him poking him when bored.

also the moment he got assigned to mams to be babysat you better BELIEVE he was trying to sneak off. wouldnt be surprised if my mc wasnt allowed to walk around without one of those toddler leash backpacks. Probably has bitten mams more than once and told mams that he has rabies... probably friends regardless tho mams just as chaotic.

i dont think him and levi really even meet. realistically levis holed up and my MCs not the type to start convos with Kidnappers people who dont start convos, and by time he figures he can chill its wayyy too awkward to try and be buddy buddy. missed connection via social awkwardness. Probably at least nod at eachother in the hallways though.

satan.. ok hes my fave so i want to say dating and bffs forever. being unbias is hard so i wont be <3 both are aloof and outside of causing problems, quiet. so between the terrorizing of luci and being able to sit in the same room four hours doing their own things without speaking and calling it bonding, they get along pretty well. Also my MC was raised with cats so he unintentionally does the slow blinky and headbutts . you know itd kill him. fostering kittens together saying its good looking for the exchange program but "secretly" just wanting to coo over kittens

azzy... it can go one of two ways. theyre either IN LOVE with eachother or REALLY want eachother dead. both are flamboyant. both can and will rock heels. both probably will kill a man in the name of love. makeup nails ect... they all share same interests even if only in passing, any hobby they share. now we know azzy loves himself, but it could wayyy easily be seen as trying to steal eachothers things and getting mad jealous over it. literal catfight. hard to say.

beel.. distant but still closer than levi. my MC isnt really a food person, nor a working out person. HOWEVER he does appreciate someone he can sit quietly next to. Also my mc would love to buy him snacks. always fun to pick up snacks when you rember someone likes that snack. might go on a jog with him once or twice and then 10 mins in act like hes dying just to be carried by the hunk tho.

belphie. ok . look assuming theres a proper redemption for the murder thing. like not just jumping from i hate you to i love you. theyd probably get along... both youngest... both EVIL... and again mc loves a good quiet time with someone. might get annoyed at all his sleeping,,, my mc isnt that energetic no, but still wants to like. do things. theres only so many times you can handle nap dates. also the "im the youngest baby me" rivalry would be something to behold.

i could do dateables too but we will be here All day.

anyways this is all to say in NB he's immediately abandoning the babysitting job to go do whatever he wants. once again luci has to bring out the toddler leash. also hes just an actual demon j with the soul of an angel. fills the role of mechivious non violent demon perfectly hence why no one ever stopped to ask if this dude that fell out of a hole in the middle of a tour is really a demon.

Your MC is a creature of chaos and I highly respect that LOL

Imagining him possibly biting Mammon is so funny, being absolutely feral, and the toddler leash, I love it so much

I think my favorite thing in the original Obey Me was finding out that (if it's true, I never ended up redoing my choices to see a difference), you would gain more intimacy points with Lucifer for choosing rebellious responses, versus obedient or neutral responses?? That was so funny to me. So you mentioning that Luci is conflicted on how to feel about your MC totally tracks. Like he doesn't really want some goody two shoes, but also he has his hands full with his brothers already, does there have to be another troublesome person to deal with?

My MC was also raised with cats and is a cat person, so I totally get the bonding with Satan very well. I love the idea of terrorizing Lucifer together with Satan haha

I love all of these and your reasonings, thank you for sharing ❤️

#˗ˏˋ꒰ minx replies ꒱

[gazedstarfish]

Helping Rodrick Heffley with studying headcanons

Pairing: Reader x Rodrick Heffley

Prompt: Rodrick’s pretty bad at chemistry, but you’re actually pretty good at it

Goes to school unprepared, relying on a chewed pencil and a half ripped notebook with doodles of Loded Diper all over

He tries to behave in classroom to avoid getting detention and miss practice, which is quite shocking

You have to admit he looks kind of cute while trying to solve those goddamn math equations, wrinkling his nose

Except when he pretends he's throwing up

The first time he really noticed you was when he almost ran you over with his van while you were walking to your car

He was freaking out the whole time helping you stand up from the ground, but you ended up being the one calming him down

Offered you a ride home, which was actually pretty nice of him considering he almost killed you

His eyes were nice, though

He didn’t really talk to you much after that incident, but you noticed his small smile and eye contact everytime you had class together or passed you by in the hallway

It’s no surprise that Rodrick hates going to school and doing homework and other stuff related to school, but you almost lost your nerve when your chem teacher spent the whole lesson insulting him and basically calling him stupid

At the end of the lesson, he ran away from the classroom and you went after him

Being Rodrick, he tried to play it cool, but eventually confessed he was failing chem and didn’t know what to do

Of course, you offered to study with him, because why the hell not, we have to help eachother, am I right?

Shrugs and whatevers from his side, but the sincere look in his eyes sold him out, he really was grateful

The first time you were studying together was awkward and tense, he was afraid to reveal how much knowledge he lacks

With enough assuring and kind words, he finally felt comfortable to ask questions and learn

„So, can I get your number or something? For chem questions, of course“

„For chem questions, sure“ you really hoped he wouldn’t text only in regards of chem questions

If only you knew how much chemistry you would create in your texts (sorry for the pun)

Texting started with chem questions, ended up with him revealing his insecurities with school 4 hours later

The three days after the first study session you both were much better with texting than actual words, texting almost nonstop

Lying on your backs in his bed, textbooks above your heads, you inconspicuously drawing closer to him, explaining various formulas in his notes, Rodrick inconspicuously leaning his head on yours

He freaking loved your voice

Small breaks of course to keep the mind clear, talking about music, tv shows, music and more music

Ranking albums by Green Day, favorite singers, pretending you were interviewing eachother

„You can’t rely on pop singers to make a true love song, you know? It’s always from the band you wouldn’t quite expect it“

„So what’s your favorite love song?“ he snickered but couldn't hide he was curious about the answer

„I’m lost without you, Blink-182“

He almost lost it.

Of course he wouldn’t admit to listening to it at 3AM on some sleepless nights

He could picture you two slow dancing to it at the prom

Rodrick didn’t really give a damn about prom, but you+THAT song?

He knew you wold look beyond beautiful with THAT song playing in the background

THAT damn song was gonna be the end of him.

„So where were we with those formulas?“ he coughed and anxiously picked up his text book

Phone calls consisting of testing his knowledge, creating flash cards together in his bedroom, drawing on eachothers palms and wrists with a black sharpie, drinking a really bad tasting coffee, smacking him across his head with a textbook when he wasn’t paying attention

Because he was staring at you.

Him calling you late at night because he felt stupid and worthless

It broke your heart everytime.

His grades from chem improved so much you were sure Rodrick’s gonna tell you that he doesn’t need those sessions anymore.

He thanked god and heavens that he sucked at history

#rodrick heffley #rodrick heffley x reader #diary of a wimpy kid #rodrick heffley headcanons #diary of a wimpy kid headcanons #rodrick heffley imagines