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#they also love to bicker LOL
skumhuu · 3 months
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Could we please get more of the shiver with the babies!! They are just too cute!! Love em so much!!
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shima-draws · 7 months
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What's PMD Explorers of the Spirit? 0v0
It’s a PMD Sky romhack! It serves as both a sequel and a canon divergence kinda thing. I’m not super far into the game but it’s really interesting so far 👀 I’ll definitely be posting more about it as I play through it!
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amygdalae · 9 months
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A lot of people tend to dislike or be ambivalent to Kaidan masseffect and their reasons are 100% understandable. He's boring. ME1 kind of tries to treat him like the default love interested for femshep which IS annoying. And of course there's his ME2 hissy fit lol
As someone who genuinely likes him I find it appealing that he's a boring bisexual man with an ass and chronic migraines that u get multiple opportunities to fireman carry out of dangerous situations like a damsel. He even dances like a drunk uncle. I need to have a beer with him. This is my vision...
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henniestclair · 2 years
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I love Henclair so much, after a rewatch of ST (early 2 seasons specifically), I noticed something.
Physical contact seems to be important between the two of them.
Dustin and Lucas spend a lot of time bickering/fighting. And it sometimes ends in physical fighting.
In general, they’re often close and Dustin felt comfortable enough to curl all the way up in that hospital chair to deliberately use Lucas’s shoulder as a pillow (which comes as a super interesting contrast to their constant outward disagreements with each other). Also towards the end of season one they start a bit of a fight in the basement and then they just continue on wrestling and roughhousing for a good while.
The other party members don’t tend to fight as much and if they do argue it usually doesn’t turn physical. From what I can recall that’s exclusively Dustin and Lucas. Also they just seem to make the most general contact out of the group with the exception of moments of danger, etc.
Seeing as I ship Henclair it’s sweet to think they feel the need to touch each other so much; even when they’re disagreeing and annoyance is running high they still take comfort in some type of contact (even if it is just slapping the other’s arm lol) Physical touch just seems to be an effective or important way of communicating for these two. They don’t express in words often how close they are with each other or how much they care or whatever but it definitely shows in little ways like this.
And it just occurred to me right now that maybe that’s why Dustin took notice specifically of when Lucas had been holding Max’s hand on the bus.
Because little physical things like that are kinda their thing.
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jokerx-art · 16 days
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i cope with wedding alts existing by making fun of them
(alice is very pretty in her dress tho)
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meowww-ffxiv · 1 year
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on Meowdred and his gender/sexuality because I saw a WoLQotD on Twitter and it's interesting:
Meowdred had the fortune of growing up around a lot of trans/nb people or those who eventually discovered themselves to be trans/nb or otherwise non-conforming to even the loose societal expectations of Dirt Poor Bastards Living in Port City. So he got to ask the question of whether he felt the same early, and got the answer early that he was comfortable with the way his gender identity matched with his physical body.
The whole being aro/ace was more nebulous because there was no point of reference for Mordred to even think about the concept. He just knew that he didn't feel the kind of craving others seemed to have of sex, or even the loneliness that drove some friends to have 3 lovers in the span of 2 weeks. Yeah, he's kissed a guy...and a girl...and a non-binary person. It was nice, and a bit awkward, and Mordred decided to take the fact that he felt no urge to pursue a follow-up at face value.
Nowadays he's like... "I'll try and meet you in the middle of our attraction if it is mutual and if I care about you, whatever it is, but there will be no point in our relationship -- of whatever nature it is -- where I cease to be myself."
It had been both a point of appreciation and consternation with others in his previous, and current, relationships. Mordred would be incredibly upfront about his limits and hard lines, and didn't tolerate attempts at coercion or manipulation to get those hard lines to change.
But those were sweeping, hard lines drawn in the earth. For the little things, a hundred thousand compromises and small negotiations of space and however many moments of inconvenience and discomfort Mordred needed to go through, to make his friends happy? Yeah, he'd do them. The favors, the hours trekking through the rain to get them something they like, the conversations he didn't really enjoy but knew Alphinaud did.
For all that Mordred didn't experience sexual or romantic attraction, he's very clear-minded when it comes to knowing how relationships work for him, and how he can make his side of a connection work for others. Relationships, after all, aren't inherently transactional. Nor are they about feeling comfort in each individual moment. Rather they're a balance of intuition, attention, and care; if the small things inconveniences and disagreements suffered are towards a net-positive, then he would suffer them all, and be glad that there was someone he loved enough to make all this worthwhile.
But this was wisdom Mordred could never put into words. He wasn't very good with words. He could only live it, and sincerely hope that his friends understood the value he placed in those friendships, and the reason why he would keep choosing them.
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yueasuka · 1 year
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It's very amusing thought that I have whenever I'm thinking about PV Marichat. Like, it's easy to imagine Marinette and Adrichat being a dork together and gamble on silly things when they're together.
But PV Marichat?
For some reason I imagine them running together away from the bomb that the Mime planted because of course, once again, Marinette PV a.k.a Bridgette is unable to find a suitable space to transform and found by Chat Noir who is grumpy that Bridgette "crime magnet" Cheng is once again near the crime scene, a place where she should never get close in.
Bri : It's not like I want to be here in the first place! ಠಗಠ
CN : It doesn't matter whether you want it or not, what's matter is you're HERE! I'm not here to babysit you!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ💢
Bri : Baby-- (゜o゜; THATS RUDE!! I NEVER WANT TO BE BABYSITTED BY YOU TOO YOU MANGY CAT!! ರ╭╮ರ💢
CN : Who are you called mangy you crime magnet??!??!!!!! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ💢
And so they bicker until... Her bad luck strike again... Which resulted in him haul her to another area and left her there before he left and for now the peace is back... Until it doesn't.
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inkovert · 1 year
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Haven't shared an excerpt in a while so gonna yeet this post out and scurry off. I like to characterize Cami and Spencer's relationship as 'when unstoppable force meets equally unstoppable force'.
I handed him back his phone. “I have one more favor to ask.” He stared back at me, impassive. “I need a ride home.”  A sudden dry laugh. He studied my face. “Oh, you’re serious.” I dampened my irritation. “Yes, I’m serious or I wouldn’t have bothered asking.”  “Let me get this straight,” he said, “you want me to give you a ride home in the weapon you've repeatedly accused me of using to nearly end your life?”  I grit my teeth. “Yes.”  His eyes darted to the side as he pretended to think about it. “Pass.” 
“I need to get back home in the next ten minutes or my brother’s gonna kill me.” “Missing the part where that’s my problem.” I scoffed, spreading my arms out. “So you’re just going to leave me stranded out here? If something happens to me, you’re going to seriously regret it.”  He frowned thoughtfully. “You’re right.” A shrug. “I’ll get over it.” He lifted a hand in a careless wave over his shoulder as he walked off.  “Christ, what do you want? For me to beg?”  He pivoted back around on his leg effortlessly. “Huh. Not sure. Why don’t you try it out and we’ll see if it helps?” I hated this man to my very core. It had been a rhetorical question of course, but that didn’t stop him from taking full advantage.  I took a deep, calming breath, the last dregs of my dignity slipping away. “Please, oh please, will you give me a ride home,” I said in a monotone.   “That was pitiful.” 
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mari-the-bimbo · 5 months
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Academic rivals: Gojo Satoru
A/N: I just brain vomited this out lol. Also hello! I’m alive 🤍
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Could there be anything more annoying than a cocky guy who knows he’s handsome, rich, a smooth talker and popular? Yes there is. That same guy also being smart, one of the smartest in the class to be precise. Gojo Satoru.
He’s not as smart as you of course, that’s what you tell yourself at least. You and your academic rival Gojo constantly butt heads and find yourself in competition during seminars.
This whole ordeal would’ve been easier if he kept his distance from you, but despite the tension between you and all his friends suggesting he keeps distance, he decides to pour all his energy into flirting with you.
Cocky smiles thrown your way when he answers a question before you, or an air kiss blown at you when he corrects your answers, receiving praise from professor Yaga.
This inevitably leads to you two bickering, usually you hissing snarky remarks in frustration and him entertaining it, a grin breaking out onto his handsome face when he leans closer and starts twirling your hair around his long finger “you still talkin?”
One time, you received your results for essay back, “98” you boasted as your friends gasped and praised you, you beam with joy, feeling your chest inflate in pride. What you didn’t notice was a certain white haired pretty boy watching your reaction with a wide smile on his face, “cute” he mutters.
“Well done y/n! I got 99, are you proud of me baby?” He asks with a smirk, he bites his lips to prevent himself from laughing when you frown, your classmates laugh at his flirty antics, wondering why you two don’t just fuck already.
He loves riling you up, it’s too easy. He’ll always sit in your spot at the library, smiling widely, putting his hands behind his head when he spots you making your way over to him. “That’s my spot Satoru”
“Whoops too late. Early bird catches the worm” he retorts quickly. You mimick in annoyance, causing him to laugh at your immature response.
“Sit on my lap if it bothers you so much”
You can’t say you hate him though, not when he shares his flash cards or practices exam questions with you when he knows you’re stressed out about the exams.
“Thank you Satoru” “You know I gotchu pretty girl” he says as he pushes your reading glasses up, with a handsome smile on his face but this one feels genuine.
Now if only you knew Gojo Satoru doesn’t care about education, why would he? He’s heir to all the Gojo family businesses, university is more like a side quest to this guy. Gojo only chooses to excel in his studies to get attention from you.
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vicsuragi · 2 years
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why did my ofmd notp have to be one of the most popular shipssss
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h4m1lt0ns · 7 months
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LOVE HATE — LH°44
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴lewis hamilton x monégasque!ferrari!y/n
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔another day, another bickering contest between everyone’s favourite rivals who we all want to end up together.
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ face claim ﹔ dina denoire.
꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕cussing, fluff, supernatural references and spoilers.
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y/n when you forget that monaco is the size of a needle’s eye so u keep running into the mf u hate ﹫lewishamilton
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➜ username JDJAIQOKWJDJW
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lewishamilton also would appreciate it if you stop coming to my favourite coffee shop, that’s MY spot 🙏🏾
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➜ lewishamilton damn 🙏🏾 too bad it’s MY favourite place
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charles_leclerc can you two act normal for once
➜ y/n NO HE’S SO ANNOYING
➜ lewishamilton oH SO IM THE ANNOYING ONE NOW
➜ y/n you’ve always been 🙏❤️
➜ lewishamilton oh fuck off
➜ y/n you first 🙄
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username how to fast forward to the part where they’re in love with kids and a farmhouse in the middle of nowhere???
lewishamilton by the way your hair looked ugly
➜ y/n ﹫sebastianvettel LOOK AT THIS
➜ sebastianvettel ﹫lewishamilton I taught you better
➜ lewishamilton ﹫y/n OH SO WERE SNITCHING NOW?
➜ y/n stfu u started
username my parents 😍😍😍😍😍
username lewis is just like me 🤞🏽 however i can admit that i’m in love w y/n
scuderiaferrari this shouldn’t be this entertaining 🍿
➜ mercedesamgf1 real
➜ username EVEN THE ADMINS GAVE UP LOL
lewishamilton
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lewishamilton she actually isn’t that bad when she’s quiet ﹫y/n
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y/n i told you i’m a nice person you just need to shut the fuck up to find out 😍
➜ lewishamilton there is NO point in being nice to you
➜ sebastianvettel stop you two
➜ sebastianvettel do I need to make you hold hands like little kids again?
➜ y/n no seb :(
➜ lewishamilton …no sry seb
username SEB MADE THEM HOLD HANDS 😭
➜ username expediting the enemies to lovers process for everyone’s mental health i see 😁
➜ username HALLELUJAH WERE GETTING SOMEWHERE
➜ username 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽
georgerussell63 they can get along ????
➜ landonorris shocked me too ngl
username now that they’re civil someone quickly make them sign some marriage papers
y/n never going hiking with you again i almost died
➜ lewishamilton lmao bc u scraped ur knee on a rock?
➜ y/n an eagle snached ur hat and almost took the last five hairs you have but do you see me talking abt that??
➜ lewishamilton sorry miss y/l/n 🧎🏾
➜ y/n good to know.
➜ username LAST FIVE HAIRS Y/N IM SCREAMINGGGGGGG
➜ username this interaction is everything.
username CAN THEY KISS ALREADY OMFG
y/n wait where did you go ﹫lewishamilton
➜ lewishamilton in the living room !!!!!
➜ username that’s a slutty amount of exclamation marks sir 🤨
username THEY’RE IN THE SAME HOUSE???
➜ username THEY’RE IN LEWIS’ HOUSE???
➜ username FORCED PROXIMITY ENEMIES TO LOVERS????
username if they don’t end up together i don’t know what i’ll do with myself
username ﹫sebastianvettel set them up or do something bro c’mon
➜ sebastianvettel tried that years ago
➜ username HUUUUUHHHH??!?!,!?!???
➜ username “TRIED” 😭😭😭😭
➜ username BABE WAKE UP NEW LEWY/N LORE DROPPED
➜ username OMFGGGGGG
lewishamilton ﹫y/n where the fuck did you go
➜ y/n u have a nice ass balcony
➜ lewishamilton get ur ass inside bc roscoe is looking for u
➜ y/n 🤨
➜ lewishamilton please come inside, your son looks sad without you because he misses you 🖤
➜ username ROSCOE IS LOOKING FOR HER 😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔
username “your son” PLS OMFG
username god JUST ADMIT YOURE INLOVE WITH EACH OTHER
username it’s been years i can’t take this torture any longer
username omw to monaco to make these two fall in love
username can you AT LEAST fall in love for roscoe??? like my boy is a child of divorce
username “your son looks sad without you” MY HEART JUST GREW THREE TIMES ITS SIZE 🥲🥲🥲🥲
username roscoe hamilton y/l/n be the matchmaker we need 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
username SEB TRIED TO SET THEM UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
➜ fernandoalo_oficial trust me we all have
➜ username HELLO?????
➜ username THIS IS SO ???????
➜ username OH MY GOD. ALL OF YOU??
➜ fernandoalo_oficial me, seb, jenson, toto, mattia, pretty much the whole grid
➜ username YOURE JOE KING.
➜ username WOAHHHHHH THERE NANDO
➜ username try again bestie nando 🙏🏽❤️
➜ username one more try won’t hurt king alonso
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y/n learning to tolerate ﹫lewishamilton (who is is decent enough) bc roscoe is the love of my life 🤍🐾
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lewishamilton you finally admit it 😐
➜ y/n i tolerate u for roscoe bc that’s my baby
username he’s actually great y/n 😁 ‼️he’s a (eight) seven time wdc, has great fashion, great music taste, his dog considers you his mom, has probably been in love with you for the past five to seven years, and he’s really fucking hot !! give him a chance 😁🙏🏽❤️
➜ username and he’s a really good person!!
➜ username + cute english accent as well
➜ username his hair is rly nice too!!!!!!
➜ username he also makes music sometimes
➜ username i see we’re all desperate to get these two idiots together
➜ username yes 😔
username ENEMIES TO LOVERS IS ENEMIES TO LOVERSING FINALLY THE SLOW BURN IS OVER 🥹
lewishamilton i’m a joy to be around wdym decent enough
➜ y/n you think you’re a joy ???
➜ lewishamilton i think i’m adorable 😁🙏🏾
➜ y/n wait is that a dean winchester reference
➜ lewishamilton …no.
➜ y/n yOU WATCHED SUPERNATURAL
➜ lewishamilton what was i supposed to do?? you wouldn’t shut up abt it 🙄
username HE 😭 WATCHED 😭 SUPERNATURAL 😭 FOR 😭 HER 😭
username they’re MY old married couple thank you 🤨❤️
username lewis watched supernatural bc y/n wouldn’t stop talking abt it 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
➜ username and he’s making references 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔
➜ username MY PARENTS YOUR HONOUR
username what these bitches have is what i truly want in life, dear god.
username 🕯 manifesting they magically get together 🕯
username they just won’t admit they’re in love huh 😕
username one of you better make a move or i will
scuderiaferrari this has been the most interesting thing to happen this season i want to stay here forever
➜ username LMFAO ADMIN IS SO REAL
➜ username ITS YOUR TURN TO SET THEM UP
➜ username YEAH IT MIGHT WORK
➜ mercedesamgf1 it’s been years we all gave up
➜ username there’s really no hope huh
➜ username shhhhh my delulu says there is
➜ username ur delulu is deluluing
susie_wolff these two 🙄
➜ username even susie has had enough
➜ username mother susie please do something
➜ susie_wolff you think I haven’t tried?
➜ username I’VE OFFICIALLY LOST HOPE.
➜ username OH MY GOD 😭
➜ username the fact that the entire grid has tried to set them up ????
lewishamilton your son misses you btw.
➜ y/n i miss him too.
➜ username roscoe and i are children of divorce.
➜ username we all are.
lewishamilton
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lewishamilton she’s the jo harvelle to my dean winchester
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y/n three years of pretending i hate u is enough of a soft launch right ???
➜ username FYM THREE YEARS???
➜ username THREE WHAT NOW.
username LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE GOT THEM 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
pierregasly FINALLY.
mickschumacher THANK GOD I DONT THINK I COULD’VE BEEN ABLE TO SHUT UP FOR ANY LONGER
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➜ username LMFAOOOOOOO PLS
username HARDEST LAUNCH OF THE CENTURY??????????
username THE I LOVE MY GF MEME???? LEWIS WHO HAVE YOU BECOME.
username the fact that i’m surprised is almost offensive 😀
fernandoalo_oficial about fucking time
landonorris took long enough oh my god
➜ sebastianvettel all you did was watch them try to hide their relationship, be grateful you didn’t witness them deny being in love with each other between 2016 and 2019
➜ landonorris IT WAS WORSE THAN THIS?
➜ sebastianvettel oh boy, you haven’t seen anything
➜ username seb is sick and tired 😭
➜ username no bc 2016-2019 was something else frfr 😭😭😭
username YESSSSSSS OMFG FINALLY
username THREE YEARS??? THEY’VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR THREE YEARS????
➜ username HOW WERE THEY ABLE TO HIDE FOR THREE YEARS
➜ username HOW DID THEY EVEN PULL THIS OFF
username i can FINALLY sleep peacefully at night
lewishamilton wait so is roscoe technically jack or ben??
➜ y/n jack for sure, ben is barely relevant and roscoe is too famous and loved for that
➜ username “ben is barely relevant” i screamed.
➜ username they sold me. i’m watching supernatural tonight.
➜ username NO BC SAME.
username WE ARE NO LONGER CHILDREN OF DIVORCE ‼️‼️‼️😁😁😁😁🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
danielricciardo i would’ve lost my mind trying to remain quite for longer
➜ carlossainz55 I think we can all agree on this one (I too, have been threatened by y/n 😐)
jensonbutton this deserves a literal celebration, we are exhausted.
➜ username I LOVE HOW EVERYONE HAS HAD ENOUGH LMFAO
➜ username RIGHT LIKE THEYRE SO OVER IT LMAO
y/n jo literally had the most unfair death in the whole show ???
➜ lewishamilton can we not be cute FOR ONCE
➜ y/n tbf jo and dean would’ve been endgame
➜ lewishamilton there you go 😍😍😍
username MY PARENTSSSSSSSSS
username YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO BREAK UP 🔥🔥🔥🔥
georgerussell63 WE DONT HAVE TO WALK ON EGGSHELLS ANYMORE 🥳
username is this … happiness? mercedes and ferrari fans are…. happy?
➜ username i sense a disturbance in the force
➜ username the happiest we’ll be all season LMAO
➜ username REALLLLL LMFAO
y/n you’re all mine 💕
➜ lewishamilton yours 🤞🏾
➜ y/n WAIT I CAN SAY THAT PUBLICLY NOW
➜ y/n GUYS HE’S MY BF 🤍🤍🤍🤍
➜ y/n AND I LOVE HIM 🤍🤍🤍 A LOT
➜ username SHE SAID IT!!! SHE SAID IT!!
username a hard launch for the books ong
username i’ve never been happier to see two people in love in my life
➜ username no literally
username AMENNNNNNNNN
username god i see what you did to other people
mercedesamgf1 toto says congratulations 🥳👏🏽
➜ mercedesamgf1 and that he was sick of his favourite couple hiding their love
➜ username EVERYYYYYYBODY IS TIRED HUH
➜ scuderiaferrari each and every one of us. exhausted. sick even.
➜ username oh y’all’s therapists have therapists 😭
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➜ username “MY GIRL” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
➜ username OUR girl lew 🤞🏽
➜ lewishamilton no.
➜ username fym no?? sir she was our gf before she was became yours 😐
➜ lewishamilton well she’s MINE now so 🥰
➜ username okay jealous icon 😁🙏🏽
➜ username the fact he uses emojis so unironically well now bc of y/n is irritating like i can hear him say that lmfao
➜ y/n he may be an old man but that’s MY old man 🥰
➜ username this is everything.
➜ username 😭😭😭😭😭😭
➜ username “MY old man” 💔💔💔💔💔
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daegall · 7 months
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☆ drunk confessions.
➷ in which a drunk person's words is a sober person's thoughts.
pairing: (opla!)zoro x (implied fem!) reader
genre: fluff, slight angst, slight crack, mutual pining, friends to lovers!AU (ish..?)
warnings: lots and lots of alcohol, none after that but if you find one i can add lmk!! (+ lots and love of love for smiley zoro!!!!)
word count: 3.4k words (SHEESH)
a/n: requested by @acupnoodle !! tysm bae for the request, i hope you like it!!!! my inbox is now open for requests for opla (mostly zoro tbh LOL) if anyone would like to request ^^ (make sure its sfw as i am a minor!!!)
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This is sick. This is just so sick.
Okay, maybe Zoro could be exaggerating. But what else is supposed to think, when you, the you who he has feelings for, is in the kitchen with Sanji, the annoying cook who he bickers with at least 5 times a day?
And especially since the day Sanji got him to blurt out about his feelings for you while he was drunk?
Zoro never thought he'd say it, but maybe he should lay low with the booze.
The swordsman can only grumble and huff as Luffy goes on and on about something—he hears something about Shanks. But all Zoro can do, is replay the memory of you sitting on the counter, right next to Sanji, who was peeling a few apples, and with a small frown on your face at that.
First, he thought maybe the cook had hurt you in any way. Then he realized it couldn't be, you'd be marching away from him. Then he assumed it could be you, with some personal trouble. But then you would always, without a fail, go to Zoro for help in that case.
Then, Zoro came to his final conclusion.
He had hurt you in some way.
But how could he? He'd never even consider the thought—he'd kill anyone who'd hurt you, because he cares—
No.
There's no way.
Sanji didn't tell you about his feelings... right?
Indeed he didn't. But Zoro doesn't know that.
What he also doesn't know, is the fact that you went to Sanji to talk about your best friend himself.
"He's been avoiding me," You mumble out weakly, picking at a few crumbs left on the counter. Gross, but hey, it's a pirate ship. There could be much worse things than a few specks of food. "I don't remember if I did anything wrong,"
Sanji knows you didn't. In fact, it was all his fault that Zoro was avoiding you. At the moment, having the usually stoic, cold swordsman admit his feelings for you with a dopey smile, the most loving tone as he describes every little thing about you, it seemed like the best thing on Earth. The man who everyone thought would never break, broke, all because of you.
But now, Sanji thinks it's stupid. He thinks it's stupid that Zoro's avoiding you because one person knew about his feelings. How cowardly could he be? But then again, he has absolutely no experience in relationships.
Sanji offers you an apple slice, his voice comforting and soft. "I don't think it's you," He smiles when you take the apple, taking a bite. "you could never wrong him."
"Then what is it?" Your voice is laced with such helplessness, a tone of worry and guilt buried underneath. It breaks Sanji's heart to see you like this. You play with the bracelet on your wrist, something Zoro had bought you when you were at a small town. You hadn't taken it off since, and it's been 3 months.
3 months marks your feelings for him as well.
"Why don't you ask him?"
At this question, your head whips to Sanji's direction, shaking instantly. "No! Hell no, it'd make him hate me even more!"
"Y/N..." Sanji's hands are suddenly on your shoulders, his eyes glistening with genuine care. It shocks you how serious he is about the whole situation. "he doesn't hate you. You might be the only one he genuinely feels safe with, you hear me?"
It's silent for a moment, as you bask in his words, the words in which hit you unexpectedly deeply. Yes, there have been times you've patched him up after a particularly harsh fight, yes, you both have shed tears together, and yes, he lets you touch his swords and lets you use—holy shit, Roronoa Zoro does care about you!
You decide to ask him, just as Sanji had suggested you do.
Zoro, on the other hand, has a different plan.
Despite the wallowing pit in his stomach, occupied by the green monster labeled as jealousy, Zoro knows you wouldn't go for Sanji. He's like an older brother to you.
But alas, he cannot control his emotions. And so, he's come up with possibly the worst plan ever.
Roronoa Zoro is going to flirt with you. The same way Sanji flirts with Nami.
It's stupid, he knows it's stupid, but Zoro is desperate. He's never felt this way towards anyone, ever, and his pride is way too big for him to ask advice from anyone on the crew.
"Zoro!"
Said man's heartrate doubles the moment he realizes it's your voice, your sweet, sweet voice calling out to him. Oh, how special he feels now, to have you by his side, to have you care for him and make him smile, how has he not realized how blessed he was just in your presence?
Okay, maybe Zoro was exaggerating.
He glances over his shoulder, attempting to act cool with a neutral face, as he murmurs. "What is it?"
As cold as ever, his gaze pierces yours. But... there's something different in it. It's colder.
Of course, this wasn't Zoro's intentions, clearly just trying to act cool and not confess his feelings for you right then and there, but the ice in his tone, his gaze, his aura, has your heart sinking.
Maybe he really did hate you now.
"Do you mind if we could talk?"
God, just the thought of having a chat with you has Zoro's heart soaring, his whole mind and being flooding with tenderness knowing that you'd always talk to him.
"What's up?" He sighs, fully turning around to you. His body language is the usual, calm and collected, the usual hand on his swords. Zoro is thankful you can't get a look inside, you'd be seeing a whole zoo and his running thoughts about how pretty you look today.
You step closer to Zoro.
"Did... did I do something wrong?"
This time, Zoro's heart twists in confusion.
Wrong? You? How could you ever think that?
"Because if I have, don't hesitate to tell me—"
"—your face."
What?
Holy shit, Zoro thinks you're ugly?
"...Is this your way of telling someone they're ugly?"
To be frank, you're kind of glad it's not about anything that you did, that would break you.
However, him directly telling you you're ugly? You never really cared if anyone called you ugly, but Roronoa Zoro? The only man you'd every trust? Your own crush?
Your heart twists in pain.
"No! No, that's not what I meant,"
Zoro's heartstrings tug at the sight of your pained face, the frown curling on your lips, he should never open his mouth ever again.
"I-I just meant that... you..."
He feels his cheeks warm up. Is he blushing?!
"you look really pretty today,"
Those were the very last words you would have expected coming out of Zoro's mouth.
A silence envelops the air. It's... awkward, to say the least, but a little endearing, with the both of you shyly looking away.
Zoro thinks you're pretty.
Absolutely stunning with your pursed lips trying to contain a smile, the glint in your eyes known as relief, and a little hint of mischief.
"Thanks," You mumble quietly, shrugging, though you're a far cry from casual.
Zoro mirrors you, leaning his hip onto the ship railing. "Don't mention it."
And you don't. Not for the next few hours, at least.
To say Zoro's plan of flirting with you failed, was quite the understatement. Sure, he finally got to say what he's been holding in for months, but he was expecting Sanji level flattery, the teasing smiles and confidence, not whatever the two of you went through.
Zoro feels like an idiot.
You, on the other hand, quite enjoyed it. it was genuine, and unlike Sanji's flirting, it's left you thinking about the moment for hours after it's passed. It seemed so genuine, carefully thought out (though it wasn't) and soft, something you didn't know Zoro could be.
You like Zoro's flirting much more than Sanji's. Though, that may be due to the fact that you have feelings for the swordsman.
The sun sets, leaving the pirate ship quiet (for once) and calm, just like the ocean, with it's soft waves and tranquil energy.
What isn't tranquil tonight, is you.
Instead of going to sleep, you've decided to have a drink. Yes, you may have stolen from Zoro's hidden stash in which he only showed you. Yes, you may have had more than one drink.
3, to be precise.
Why? Well, how are you supposed to go on the night? Simply thinking over and over about Zoro's words? His words that have left a permanent place in your heart? Your mind and soul?
How are you supposed to spend the night thinking about a man who you were sure hated you, who called you pretty and set your heart on fire, without a drink?
Besides, what's the worst that could happen?
Maybe the fact that Zoro wants a drink tonight as well.
Okay, yeah, he did say he was gonna lay low with the booze. But bad habits die hard. He's bound to drink a little here and there.
The moment he gets to the kitchen, Zoro is shocked at the sight of you, sitting on the counter, with a bottle of his beer in your hands. Your eyes are droopy, almost sleepy, a stupid lopsided smile spreading on your lips. The bottle has Zoro's name on it, written on the tape and pasted lousily over the brand name, and seeing you eye the writing and mumble his name has Zoro's heart pounding, filling with such unexpected fondness for you, ready to burst as such a volcano would.
"That's my booze,"
Your eyes blink tiredly, with no energy, as they trail to Zoro, and when you spot him, he can't believe the way your frown completely transforms into a bright grin.
"Zoro! Hey! Yeaahh, it has your name on it,"
He's shocked when you extend your hand with the bottle in it, shaking it side to side lightly. "Wanna sip?"
Your 'p' pops, and Zoro can't help but find it utterly endearing.
"Don't mind if I do," He murmurs with a small smile, wrapping his fingers around the bottle. He doesn't miss the way you maneuver your fingers to brush with his, catching your smile once they've made contact. His fingers are warm, and slightly rough.
Life of a swordsman, you suppose.
When he takes a sip of the bottle, you scooch over on the counter, tapping the space beside you. "Come join me!" Under the low light of the moon shining through the window, you look unexpectedly elegant, despite your tipsiness, the rays settling on your cheek just right.
Zoro complies, but simply leans against the counter. He takes another swig. "Any reason as to why you're here alone? Drinking my booze?"
"Been thinking," you say simply, reaching over to fiddle with a bandage on Zoro's forearm. The action is an abrupt source of serotonin to him.
His voice is laced with care and curiosity, as he asks you, "Thinking about what?"
"You,"
Oh how you never fail to get him shy. His eyes grow wide, but with the little alcohol in his system, he supposes it could work as liquid luck for tonight.
"Yeah? What about me?"
You chuckle, drunkenly, your eyes flitting from the bandage on his arm to his own eyes, no hints of hesitation or doubt. "How pretty you are,"
"You think I'm pretty?"
"Mhm," You nod. A hand is placed on your cheek, as you lean on it and continue to gaze at Zoro, almost dreamily. "your smile is pretty,"
At the mention of his smile, it appears almost instantly, and causes you to swoon even more, if it were possible. "You like my smile?"
You sigh, your own grin joining his. "Always,"
You decide to elaborate even more, deciding your sober self will have to deal with the embarrassment of rejection later.
"And you've got these freckles on your cheeks and nose, from all the hours in the sun, I always tell you to use sunscreen,"
It's true, you do.
Zoro only chuckles lightly, growing fonder and fonder of you every time you speak.
"and I love how ambitious you are to become the worlds greatest swordsman. You're always the best. To me, at least."
God, Zoro might kiss you right then and there.
"And you're so caring for everyone on the crew, don't deny it, I always see the way you do! Helping Usopp clean the ship and tie knots, listening to Luffy's nonsense rambling and storing all the maps for Nami, even for Sanji! Always buying the right ingredients for him," You breathe out a soft laugh. "and you care about me too. I think. I mean, you're always there when I have a problem personally or not, sometimes I think maybe... we could have some connection, you know? And other days... it seems like you despise me."
What?
How could you ever think he could despise you? Sure, there are some instances where you disagree with each other, but he does not hate you. He could never even think about it.
Before Zoro could comment on it, you carry on, voice growing louder and louder.
"Did I mention I love your smile?"
Zoro can't help but chuckle, reaching over to brush a few strands of your hair from your eyes. Wow, that took him more confidence than he thought.
"Yes, you have, Y/N."
"Oh... then let me mention it more," A sheepish smile grazes your lips, as you lean in close to observe his smile once you realize he is.
"And your lips. They're pretty too,"
Your eyes squint as you lean in closer, so close that your noses brush against one another. Zoro doesn't find the will in him to lean in, neither to pull back either. He simply sits there, his heart growing softer and softer when you purse your lips and tilt your head, shaking it.
"they look lonely," you state. "wanna meet mine?"
Oh, you're cute.
With the confident, almost cocky smile on your lips, eyes growing wider and wider as Zoro starts laughing.
Through your drunken eyes, seeing him smile is one thing. One thing enough to set you rambling and rambling about how much you enjoy it. Hearing him laugh? You could talk about it for hours, but you'd have too many things to say at once, you'd be left speechless. And that's exactly what happens at the moment, as you're left gaping at the sweet melody of his laughs, simply keeping your loving gaze on him.
"I'm not kidding, Zoro." You mumble. "I love you, I do."
For months, Roronoa Zoro has been so unsure about himself around you. Is he enough? Will he ever be enough? But now, hearing you state that you love him, he's sure. He loves you too, more than he could ever comprehend, and he won't doubt himself anymore.
He leans in, bumping your foreheads together clumsily. Though it hurts for a moment, it's fond, caring, as he smiles softly at your drunk state.
You could just be drunk right now.
None of this could be true.
Zoro doesn't care. If it's true or not, there has to be a reason you're telling him this. He'll ask you when you're sober.
Speaking of, "I won't kiss you," He says.
Your heart plummets to the ground, you can feel it deep in your chest, crashing through the base of the ship and sinking to the bottom of the sea, buried under such hurt hearing his words.
It lifts a moment later, however, as he places his lips on your cheek lovingly, a kiss to your forehead following.
"not when you're drunk. Don't wanna take advantage of you,"
"But you're not—"
"—I know, but it won't feel the same,"
Really, all Zoro wants to do, is place just one kiss on your lips, your lips that pout as you look up at him, hold you so closely to him, finally accept his feelings and make a move.
But, he'll wait for the morning. He'd wait forever just for you.
And as he leaves, warning you to stop drinking his booze, you're left... with a half heart. Half full with love, knowing Zoro could very much feel the same way for you, half empty, sad to have made so much effort (getting drunk should not be the way to confess to your crush) just for him to leave you hanging.
That's on you, you suppose.
He makes a very good point about the whole 'taking advantage' thing.
You guess you'll be too much of a coward when you wake up sober, too scared to fully confess, too scared to even look at him.
Zoro could not disagree more. He swears, the moment the sun has risen and you're awake, he's going to make you his. All his to hold, all his to take care of and protect, all his to love.
And as the day starts, both your minds are instantly flooded with thoughts of the other. The moment you see him, yawning as he listens to Luffy's rambling, your heart starts racing.
You don't remember that much from last night.
All you remember is the feeling of Zoro's warm lips on your skin, his caring gaze, and the ridiculous amount of alcohol you had drank. Sure, it was a far cry from how much Zoro would usually drink, but it's still a big amount to you.
Zoro has last night's events imprinted in his mind, every lingering glance he sends your way, every shy smile the two of you share, the way you scurry away quickly with an embarrassed scrunch of your nose, it takes him back to the night.
And finally, some alone time.
You find Zoro in the kitchen, checking on his booze stash, the one you had invaded the night before.
"Sorry about that, by the way," You call out, announcing your presence.
Zoro's heart soars just at the sound of your voice, small, almost guilty, and when he turns around, seeing you sit on the counter, just as you had last night, he can't stop the smile from tugging his lips upward. "It's no problem," He shrugs. "you'd never bother me,"
Roronoa Zoro, the lone wolf, the harsh swordsman saying that to you says a lot.
He approaches your figure slowly, growing more and more confident once he's realized that's exactly what you want. It's exactly what he wants too.
Finally, he's stopped right in front of you, your knees brushing slightly against his shirt. You look down at your hands placed on your laps, too shy to say anything, nor even look up at him.
"Hey," A sudden touch at your chin shocks you, and you eventually melt against his hold as he tilts your head up to meet his eyes. Like a magnet, you grow closer collectively, up until Zoro has both his hands sitting by your hips, your noses once again brushing.
This scene seems familiar.
You conclude it's what had been done last night, when he had kissed along the skin of your cheeks.
"I'm not drunk anymore," You whisper out.
Zoro chuckles, causing your entire being to wave with warmth of safety and comfort. "Yeah, I can see that."
"So you gonna give me that kiss or—"
Zoro's lips feel much warmer than you expected. They feel complete, pressed against your softly, almost hesitantly. The moment your fingers graze against his jaw, he relaxes, leaning in deeper to not only kiss your lips, but your entire soul, with love and solace, finally coming to terms with his feelings.
God, does Roronoa Zoro love you so much. He loves the way your hands creep up to mess up his (already disheveled) hair, the sigh you let out against his lips, the way you chase his lips once he's pulled away.
"What exactly did I say last night?" You mumble against his lips once he's pulled away, grabbing at his hand to play lightly with his fingers.
"Well, you mentioned how much you loved my smile," Zoro chuckles. There he goes once again, with his pretty smile and laugh, leaving you speechless and starstruck. "like, a lot."
"Did I mention that I love you?"
Zoro feels a warmth bubble from his stomach, feeling it envelop his chest, his arms and fingers when you finally intertwine your hands in a lock, his cheeks as they redden, and his lips as he finally gives you one last flash of the smile you claim to adore so much.
It's love.
"Yeah," He leans in to press your foreheads together. "I think I love you more,"
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𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝘂𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗲.
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➞ pair: yoongi x female reader.
➞ word count: 1k
➞ synopsis: "yoongi and reader making a meal together for yoongi's parents" with a little bit of a domestic twist.
➞ genre: established relationship, husband!yoongi, dad!yoongi, just fluffy fluff fluff, they cook together, dad!yoongi, nothing goes wrong, dad!yoongi, just pure happiness, they also call it tooth-rotting fluff lol, did I mention: DAD!YOONGI ???, they have a babygirl uwu <33
➞ A/N: first off, thank u anon for sending me this super cute prompt, I loved it and had sm fun writing it!! second, EID MUBARAK TO MY FELLOW MUSLIMS OUT THEREEE <3 this is my lil gift for yall on this eid. it wasn't supposed to be this long tbh, and I haven't written anything for over a month, so, sorry if this is kind of messy and all over the place??? im trying to get my sht together again. but I really liked the prompt and!!! had to write it!!!! kkk enjoy bbys <3
ps. any form of feedback is reallyyyy appreciated. I live for compliments :) !
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It was one warm spring morning.
Yoongi was back from a long series of concerts just a couple of days ago. Grateful to be finally home with the two people that mean the absolute world to him. Your cat was purring on his chest as the two of you laid on the bed, enjoying the quiet of Saturday that had just begun, when his mother called to announce that, later that evening, she and his father would be coming over.
One thing led to another, and there you stood with your husband in the kitchen. One was chopping ingredients up by the stove, the other handling a mixer. Your two years old baby girl, Nara, was sitting in her high chair somewhere away from the oven and any other harmful thing. What used to be your favorite playlists playing ever so softly in the background as you fixed yourselves your favorite meals, together, was replaced with the mindless blabbering of your sweet baby girl instead, playing with the wooden spoon you had given her to play with some minutes before.
“Is this good?” Yoongi dipped the tip of his finger into the mixture he’s been working on, and carefully brought it up to your lips. You hummed in satisfaction as soon as the flavors hit your taste buds, a little bit taken aback at how he nailed your mother’s secret recipe only in the first try, “Great. You’re getting so good at this, Yoonie. I think you should take over kitchen duties very soon.”
He snorted, “If that means I’ll never have to do the laundry ever again, then sure.”
Feigning annoyance, you hissed at him, “You’re so lazy.”
“No one likes doing laundry, honey. Not even you.”
"You're so annoying."
Your daily bickering banters were disturbed by the sound of his phone ringing from the other room. He left to take the call, leaving you with your noisy little baby. The chef hat she had on her head–Yoongi's idea, by the way, along with the tiny apron she wore as well–was almost too big on her. It made her look a thousand times more adorable that you immediately started grinning and cooing when she looked up at you.
"And what about you chef? Are you having fun?"
She balled her fists up and raised them in the air, wiggling in her seat to let you know that she wanted to be picked up. Being the ever so whipped mom that you were, you scooped her up in your arms right away, and peppered kisses all over her chubby face. Her giggles seeped through your skin and locked into your bones, aching with a sickeningly utmost adoration.
“Mom said they’re almost here.” Said Yoongi upon entering the kitchen, putting his phone atop the table and smiling as soon as his eyes fell on the two of you—his girls.
“Are you being a good chef assistant, baby?” He cooed, kissing her cheek, then leaning in to leave a peck on your lips.
“She’s been blabbering her life off the whole time you were gone." you hummed.
“Mom is going to have a good time conversing with her this evening.”
“We’re almost done cooking now.” You reminded him, “Honey, check on the oven please.”
“Right.”
A wave of heat hit his face as soon as he opened the oven, but he smiled once he checked on the muffins, “they are done.”
When he took the tray out and swiftly put it on the counter, Nara erupted in a fit of loud blabber, flailing the arm that clutched on the wooden spoon in the air and almost smacking your face in the process.
It had your husband giggling, of course. He couldn’t help but join in and engage with her blather, how could he not when he got such an adorable chatterbox for a child? “Huh, Nini? The muffins are done! Yeah!”
He took her into his arms, allowing you to go check on the stewpot that was still boiling on the stove, before bringing her to have a look at the tray of the mouth watering muffins, and cheered, “look!”
Your heart, yet again, swooned, almost oozing out of your ribs with how tight your chest grew to be at the sound of your baby’s joyful squeals. She was all excited as her daddy showed her around the process of cooking the dinner for her grandparents.
Nara was having the time of her life. For some reason, she's always loved being in the kitchen. Yoongi once made a comment about her becoming a successful chef, which then turned into a long, heartwarming talk about your daughter and her future. The gentle smile Yoongi had on his face throughout that was one to die for, especially when he sulked about not wanting your babygirl to grow up. His pout was so intense, you ended up engulfing him in a bone crushing hug for almost half an hour.
It was moments like this one that you wished were pictures so you could cut them up and hide them. Somewhere deep inside your heart. Forever. That's how you often found yourself observing and admiring every single interaction your husband made with your baby, and that’s how you ended up listening attentively as he continued to talk so passionately and earnestly with her, while simultaneously attempting to work with his free arm to the best of his abilities.
She, at one point, got so ecstatic that she accidentally thrusted her arm forward and hit him in the face with that spoon. But he only turned to look at you with an affectionate smile.
Struggling through a fit of giggles, you slipped the wooden object from her grasp and gave her a big kiss; making sure to squish her doughy cheeks—a trait that she definitely got from her father, “No more hitting mama and papa for you!”
The little girl’s squeaks only got louder as she reached out with her arms towards you, addressing you with more words of her very own and special language.
“Family hug?” you asked, glancing at a grinning Yoongi.
“Family hug!” He wrapped his free arm around you, bringing your body closer so that Nara could get a hold of you as well, then added, “but let’s make it a short one or else my parents are going to come to a burnt dinner.”
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