Stelle Pestering Imbibitor Lumae DH be like...
*Stelle just lying on top of Dan Heng in his Imbibitor Lumae form, playing games on her phone while he reads a book*
Stelle: ...
Stelle, looking at Dan Heng: Hey, Dan Heng.
Dan Heng: Hm?
Stelle: I have a question.
Dan Heng: ...
Dan Heng, putting his book down: What is it?
Stelle: What would happen if I touch your horns?
Dan Heng:
Dan Heng, flatly: Please don't touch my horns.
Stelle: Why? Are they like... sensitive, or--
Dan Heng: Not particularly, but--
Stelle, touching his horns anyway: So, not like this?
Dan Heng: ...
Dan Heng, slightly red: I just told you not to touch them.
Stelle: Hey, they're glowing. Why's that?
Dan Heng: Stelle--
Stelle: Oh, whoa. Your tail also appeared! Is there a reason for that? Did you just get excited, or--
Dan Heng: Stelle...
Stelle: Oh, do you have scales running along your spine? Wait, since you're a dragon, is there a chance that you have two di--
Dan Heng, pinning Stelle down: Stelle.
Stelle: H-Huh?
Dan Heng: ...if you're so desperate for your questions to have an answer...
Dan Heng: Then I will answer them for you.
Stelle: (...I'm in trouble...)
Stelle, excited: (...hell yeah.)
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Aziraphale is a keeper of the divine order who instinctively creates clutter and turmoil. Crowley is an agent of chaos who stress cleans like an addict. These two ineffable idiots really are perfect for each other.
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Tumblr is having asexual discourse while twitter is having bisexual discourse.
Queer people will never be free at this rate.
Asexual people are queer.
Bisexual people are queer.
Have a lovely day.
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sorry guy but... i guess.... i coulnt fight the homestuck...😢😔💔💔
i have nothing to post rn and i noticed that i recently got like 3-4 homestuck fans following me SO THIS POST GOES OUT TO THEMM!!!!! shoot-out to u!!
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Boyfriends!Ghost and Soap eating you out but their tongues keep bumping into each other and they end up making out in front of your pussy, causing you to squirm and kick and cry out at having to watch your two hot boyfriends kiss when they could so easily turn their heads and kiss between your legs instead... :)
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