That cute fanart reminded me of a Baze/Chirrut WIP I abandoned (checks watch) SEVEN YEARS AGO so I went back to reread and its 4K of some actually pretty good stuff if I say so myself
The world stops shaking and spinning around him, and Baze can’t breathe for moment. It’s a combination of a few things; surprise, confusion, perhaps a bit of admiration, and most of all, being slammed into the rocky ground with enough force that his lungs have forgotten what they’re normally supposed to be doing at times like these.
They remember, and he sucks in a deep breath. The blind man sitting on him rises slightly with the motion of his chest, but the pressure of the bo staff jammed under his chin and pinning his wrists to the earth doesn’t ease up a bit.
So all that accomplishes is getting Baze a mouthful of dust, which has been stirred up into small drifts by the scuffle, short as it was.
“--fuck?” Baze wheezes. He meant to put a ‘what the’ in front of that, but there’s only so much he can handle just at the moment.
“Now now, we’ve only just met,” the man says with a smile. Infuriatingly, his eyes are focused somewhere just to the left of Baze’s head. How is this possible? He’s not even visibly winded. “It usually takes at least four assassination attempts before I decide if I want to get that friendly.”
“But you’re blind,” Baze coughs, though he should really know better.
“I’m what?” the man on his chest says, eyes widening. He pantomimes looking to the left and right, and then squints down at Baze. “Well, what do you know. So I am.”
“Since you can’t see,” Baze clears his throat. “I’ll just tell you: I’m not laughing.”
The man’s still smiling, but his eyebrows shoot up in some surprise. “Do I know you?” He asks, more uncertain than he’s been throughout this (sadly) very short encounter.
“No,” Baze says, too quickly. He doesn’t know why it even matters, but he can feel his face heating up. Not, of course, that he needs to worry about being caught in a blush.
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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The secret Dungeon Meshi sauce that's getting people to eat better is that it's so non-judgmental. Senshi and the rest of the gang never talk about what not to eat besides things that taste bad and literal poison. They don't even talk about "health" that much besides the importance of a balanced diet. It's so much easier to eat well when you think of food simply as something your body needs, and that it's often worth the extra effort to make it taste good, especially when you understand how to connect "things your body needs" with "things that taste good"
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You guys rlly don't realise how much knowledge is still not committed to the internet. I find books all the time with stuff that is impossible to find through a search engine- most people do not put their magnum opus research online for free and the more niche a skill is the less likely you are to have people who will leak those books online. (Nevermind all the books written prior to the internet that have knowledge that is not considered "relevant" enough to digitise).
Whenever people say that we r growing up with all the world's knowledge at our fingertips...it's not necessarily true. Is the amount of knowledge online potentially infinite? Yes. Is it all knowledge? No. You will be surprised at the niche things you can discover at a local archive or library.
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here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men
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*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way
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