#the way of the househusband headcannons

[nerdy-talks]

Again, thank you so much for requesting such a wonderful idea, anon! I really hope you like what I came up with (:

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Way Of The Househusband HeadCanons

Parents!Tatsu and Miku X Confectionary!Child

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• When it comes to being supportive parents, no one could ever compete with Tatsu and Miku

• Tatsu is eager to teach you all of his recipes. I see him being a firm yet patient teacher… even more patient than usual considering you are his child.

• He also looks forward to mastering any and all new recipes you wish to learn, baking side-by-side next to you.

• Miku is more than happy to buy new baking equipment for you, always on the lookout for deals while shopping with Tatsu.

• She is even happier when you ask her to sample all of your newest desserts.

• Baking with Tatsu is a wonderful bonding experience, bringing you both closer together than ever before.

• Just expect him to take lots of photos every time you create a confectionary masterpiece (which is literally every time you bake something)

• You basically become an unofficial translator for Tatsu during trips to the grocery store.

- “Got any more of that good white stuff?”

- “Sorry! What my Dad means is that we need flour.”

- “Don’t you go forgettin’ that sweet crystal powder, (Name). Pure and uncut.”

- “And sugar.”

• The employees are forever grateful to you.

• Masa will be forced by Tatsu to become your sidekick in the kitchen whenever he visits.

• This always involves Tatsu following you both around like a shadow as he cleans up the mess you make along the way, lots of praise from an awestruck Masa when he sees your final product, and three delighted bellies as you all indulge in the sweet treats.

• Just never forget to save some for Miku later!

• You think Torajirō had a rivalry with Tatsu before? Well now it’s even worse… and involves you, too!

• But it’s not your fault that your crepes are to die for. Both Tatsu and Torajirō literally dropped to the ground in a dramatic heap the very first time they ate your crepes

• Your baking skills aren’t reserved just for human desserts, either.

• With Tatsu’s help, you learn how to create the most adorable and yummy baked goods for pets.

• This encourages Gin to always remain by your side when you’re in the kitchen, watching and waiting for you to reward him.

• One fateful day when you were out shopping with Tatsu, you ran into your father’s old boss.

• The moment you noticed the Boss’s dog pop his little head out of the doggy carrier draped over the man's shoulder, you reached into your bag and happily offered one of your homemade pet sweets to the pup.

• Now whenever Pinky sees you, he runs over to you with a waggly tail, sniffing at your bag and offering his paw to you in exchange for a scrumptious treat.

• Needless to say, Tatsu’s former boss has a major soft spot for you.

• I can picture Tatsu encountering a rival gang at some kind of baked goods sale and him just boasting about how his talented apprentice bakes the best desserts in all of Japan.

- The rival gang challenges Tatsu’s claims.

- Now imagine the look of pure shock on their faces when you appear, a mere child carrying a platter with the most delectable looking sweets.

- All of their skepticism and hostility leaves their bodies as they sample your otherworldly creation.

- You are officially dubbed a confectionery genius, your father swelling with pride as he stands next to you.

- The hostility returns once they learn this new baking protégé is Tatsu’s kid. But your nickname stays, since they cannot ignore or deny the raw talent you possess.

• As his child, you would become well known purely from accompanying Tatsu throughout all of his antics and shenanigans.

• In time, you will follow in your father’s footsteps. But instead of being “The Immortal Dragon”, you will become the feared “Immortal Baker”.

• For now though, you are just happy to bake for all of your friends and family.

• Your cakes will be the highlight of every birthday celebration, especially since you customize each cake to personally suit your loved ones.

• Miku was overjoyed when you presented her with a Policure decorated cake.

• Tatsu actually shed a tear when you created a yakuza inspired birthday cake for him, complete with little guns and knives made out of fondant, strawberry purée blood splatter, and an icing sheet decorating the top of the cake to display a replica of Tatsu’s dragon tattoo.

• No matter what happens, your parents will always remain your number one fans and biggest supporters.

• Just never tell Tatsu that your sweets are better than his. He secretly knows that himself already, but those are words that must always remain unspoken.

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This was a super cute idea, anon! I really enjoyed writing these HCs, I just hope you don't mind me adding the other characters into the mix haha ^^"

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[beatificwrites]

✦✦ CARLOS OLIVEIRA SECRET HOUSEHUSBAND!AU HEADCANNON

requested by: @14chira

content: pre-established marriage, silly cuteness, implied brazilian!carlos bc of his last name, fem!reader

carlos oliveira as your househusband would:

✧｡ always packs a savory, delicious brazilian homemade lunch for you, like farofa, the night before you head to work! he neatly packs the food in a container and leaves cute, little, pink sticky notes—that he steals from your office— with sweet messages like “love you, hon! <3,” , “have a great day, precious! :D” , “don’t push yourself, sweetheart! ;(”

carlos oliveira as your househusband would:

✧｡ clean your home office, so you can find it nice and neat when you return from work! he’ll vacuum the carpet inside, organize the clutter on your desk, then dust your desk and shelves with a pink duster he bought.

carlos oliveira as your househusband would:

✧｡ take a trip to the grocery store in his black ford truck and step out with a couple of reusable shopping bags decorated with colorful, flowery designs! he’d show up in a regular t-shirt and form fitting, black straw-string pants that leave his muscular figure on display for all the workers and housewives at the store.

he’d take out the small notebook dabbled in several sanrio stickers and the hello kitty pen you gave him to check off each item he had found and placed in the shopping cart.

his large hands would grab the handle of the cart and funnily enough, the biceps would reveal themselves every time he needed to reach for something high on the shelf.

carlos oliveira as your househusband would:

✧｡ recognize a neighborhood housewife and catch up with her at the seafood aisle since he missed the last hangout! she would fill him on all the neighborhood gossip he missed, then ask how you’re doing.

“oh, my wife? she’s doing just great! work is going well and she’s honestly just the sweetest..i don’t know what i’d do without her!”

he’d be happy to talk about you, in that gruff voice of his, then proceed to gush over you and how you’re so hardworking, but always try to make time for him for the next five minutes before realizing he has to hurry home and make dinner!

carlos oliveira as your househusband would:

✧｡ rush home and carelessly place all the bags on the kitchen island, then hurriedly throw on his customized pink and white striped apron that reads ‘BEST HUSBAND’ that you got him for your anniversary to start prepping dinner!

he’d cook your favorite foods from time to time and today’s special was another brazilian dish: moqueca! he would set out all the ingredients he needed and get to cooking.

carlos oliveira as your househusband would:

✧｡ take the time to prepare homemade drinks for you like raspberry lemonade or something as simple as sweet iced tea! he’d use all the cute kitchen supplies you gifted him.

carlos oliveira as your househusband would:

✧｡ welcome you home from work with a sweet kiss and help you take off your coat! not that you can’t manage taking it off yourself, he just loves doing that for you!

you would smell the heavenly aroma of the brazilian fish stew and smile at him. he’d then say, “oh, you’re gonna love what i made today, honey!”

carlos oliveira as your househusband would:

✧｡ wait for you to finish putting your bag away upstairs, then pull out the dining chair for you to sit and eat!

he’d serve you your bowl of moqueca and cup of fresh, sweet iced tea first. he would serve himself afterwards and sit down to dine with you.

carlos oliveira as your househusband would:

✧｡ ask you how work went and if you enjoyed the lunch he packed. he would listen intently as you talk about your day at work and how good business was doing.

he would take into account how much you liked the dinner and make a mental note to make the same food again.

you finally convince him to let you wash the dishes, after his immediate insistence that he should because you’re tired from work, by insisting that he was also tired and deserved a break from house-work.

carlos oliveira as your househusband would:

✧｡ bring you cutup fruit to your office or pão com queijo [bread with cheese] he bought from the brazilian bakery nearby if you’re stuck doing extra work like filing reports!

it’s not super often that you must work overtime, but some days your time in the office stretches into the night, so he brings you coffee as well.

“here you go, baby. nice and warm for ya.”

carlos oliveira as your househusband would:

✧｡ cuddle up with you on the couch watching your favorite streaming show on the nights you don’t have extra work to complete in the office!

sometimes you’ll watch a movie instead and surprisingly so, he loves those corny rom-coms as much as you do though his macho man attitude would make one believe otherwise.

it’ll be just the two of you huddled together underneath a warm blanket, laughing at ‘10 things i hate about you’.

“we should go paint-balling one day, hon!”

carlos oliveira as your househusband would:

✧｡ be cooking those tasty lousiana ribs on the grill with a relative of yours whenever friends and family of yours and his come over for a cookout!

he’d be too embarrassed to wear the silly apron you got him, as it would infringe on his tough guy persona, therefore he’d wear a solid beige one instead.

carlos oliveira as your househusband would:

✧｡ be playing uno with his friends or dominoes with your relatives aggressively, but then as soon as he checks on the grill to see if the food is ready, he serves you your plate first and feeds you the first bite!

his friends would poke fun at his sudden change in demeanor and your families never shut up about it!

#reader included #reader insert #x reader #fluff #househusband au #the way of the househusband #carlos oliveria x reader #carlos oliveira #carlos oliveira headcannon #resident evil #resident evil x reader #resident evil imagines #resident evil fic #carlos oliveira fic #carlos oliveira fluff #carlos oliveira x you #resident evil x you #carlos oliveira househusband #resident evil 3 #resident evil remake #resident evil remastered

[deadghosy]

HAZBIN HOTEL HEADCANNONS WITH ENDERMAN! READER

Prompt: a 9’5 creature comes by and randomly builds the crew things.

ITS ACTUALLY FUNNY CAUSE IMAGINE YOU BEING CHARLIE IN THIS SITUATION-

You hear a knock at the front door of the hazbin hotel and open it to see a 9’5 TALL ASS PERSON WITH DARK PURPLE SKIN WITH SMALL PURPLE FRECKLES SCATTERED AROUND THEIR BODY….

Immediately door slam like Alastor got in the pilot….

She kept reopening the door as you finally got tired of that bullshit and teleported inside as you croaked…your jaw unhinging in a weird attractive way as your eyes were blinded by a black blindfold.

“Uhm sir? Are you here for the hotel?” Charlie asked as you nodded turning slowly with a croak. You pulled out a wrench ready to show how you wanted to work for her. Charlie smiled awkwardly as she shows you around the place. Literally you had to duck a lot to the point you had to crawl like a baby just to fit in the room…

Embarrassing it is…..

But at least you can kinda shapeshift a bit to 3 feet less as you are at 6’5 which made the others feel a lot more comfortable about you being comfortable in this height as you still kinda crouch to pet keekee.

I feel like Lucifer will like you personally because of how you like to build and take things apart to renew things. So he definitely brings you in his workshop as he rants about his duck collection as you slightly grumble unconsciously as purple pixels fly around beside you.

Dead ass…you are beautiful with your purple ender eyes they glow behind your blindfold in the dark…the hotel cast and even say as they would see them from afar at night.

I headcannon Enderman! Reader to have slight muscles but is really strong despite their skinny look. But really they/he has a nice build under his working clothes.

Vaggie was shocked to see you teleport away before she could prick you with her angelic spear. She definitely had Alastor keep a look on you…but you only built and fixed around the hotel like a handy man.

I can see Angel dust taking a picture of you while you are behind him working having your sleeves up as you work as the Snapchat caption says, “He’s working hard to please me” as a joke. You definitely got death threats as you just stare at your hellphone confused as you block them all.

Sir Pentious has accidentally looked you in your eyes once and your unhinged jaw as you screeched at him as a static sound enters his head …it made him scared of you for almost five months until you explained and calms him down….you didn’t like to be scary to others.

Angel had told you how about how you could be a model with your skinny yet built body as you just stood then staring at him through your blindfold.

Tbh your dynamic with Angel dust is “girlboss” x “househusband” as you literally build and fix things

I bet reader built Lucifer a duck boat once as you stand there as Lucifer looks like he is about to cry in the duck boat you built as he gives you a thumbs up. It was a derpy sight but funny.

I headcannon Enderman! Reader to always pick things up, nifty including as she just smile kicking her feet back and forth with a smile. “I like em! Let’s keep him/them!”

YOU KNOW HOW IRON GOLEMS HOLD FLOWERS?! YEAH ENDERMAN!READER HOLDING FLOWERS FOR THE RESIDENTS 🦆✨

It would be funny be at a height comparison with Alastor as he just smiles as you stand there fidgeting with your hands.

I can see husk raising a brow at you like “🤨 who the hell is this guy?” As you walk a bit sluggish holding your tool box

I can also imagine reader having slight difficulty at reading the room or having social skills as they were isolated from people before dying definitely. Like you would croak softly patting Vaggie when her secret was out only for her to push you away as you were trying to say you fixed the toilet.

You stood there confused until husk just sat you down before you teleported after her.

You attacked a sinner for trying to rob you as they grabbed your blindfold in accident only to get attacked and a see an unhinged jaw…next thing they saw was a punch.

Charlie definitely cleaned you up, she was just confused who blood it was as you stay quiet and quietly croaked in your throat.

I headcannon enderman’s to have a raspy voice because they can’t talk but try to. As it’s either deep or a decent voice tone.

Imagine if enderman! Reader met the other overlords before their decrease in height as they stare up at you kinda intimidated by your height. Their necks definitely hurt 

HOPE YOU LIKE IT! 🦆✨

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[incognitonoggin]

what do you think sol would act like as a househusband with his soulmate just being very clingy and affectionate in general? both sfw and nsfw is appreciated too and bottom headcannons next? :3

HELLO !! Sorry yall I had a bit of a hiatus but I have returned

HOUSEHUSBAND SOL WITH CLINGY READER !

MINORS DNI.

GN!READER X SOL

SFW AND NSFW

SFW

• First of all Sol would be head over heels I swear 😭

• He’d serve you like a dog, it’s honestly adorableee

• You have a headache? He’s rushing you to lay down while he supplies you with water and heating pads.

• You’re hungry? He’s serving you a meal Gordon Ramsay would die for.

• Since you’re so clingy, you would want to be with him all the time, and he’d love it but he would also love it if you just sat down and let him treat you !

• If you did ANYTHING for him, he’d decline. He’s there for you, not the other way around! Sol would still melt in happiness despite him being stubborn.

NSFW

• Service dom of course!

• Sol would most certainly put you above him. Honestly it doesn’t matter of he doesn’t finish, he’s only there to please you

• Prepare for the best nut of your life because this man won’t let up until you’re satisfied 😭

• Come get yall juice

#the kid at the back sol #sol #solivan brugmansia #sol brugmansia #tkatb vn #tkatb sol

[thedarkcircuswritings]

Hey I saw undertale was recently added to the white list so can I request headcannons of (separately) dating the skeleton brothers also known as WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND and How (are your bal-) was the fall?

Do you like cuddles? Well, now you do since Sans will take every opportunity he can get to be able to flop onto you and hold you close. Small kisses here, neck nuzzles there, just some warm affection all around. He will also make jokes and puns like he always does, and maybe a little bit of tickling. What can he say, he loves to see you smile and laugh. You're the best audience he's ever had. Papyrus shows his love with lots of physical affection and acts of service. He'll pick you up in a hug and spin you around when you come home after a long day, become almost a househusband as he cooks and cleans for you, and overall helps with any chore he can. He'd also take you out on soooo many dates. Maybe nothing too fancy or expensive, but he'll make sure you have fun every step of the way! He'll even take you to some of his training sessions with Undyne, meaning now the two of you can train for the Royal Guard... and also learn how to cook pasta.

#🎭shadow writing! #papyrus undertale #sans undertale #papyrus #sans #y/n #reader #papyrus x reader #sans x reader #undertale #undertale oneshot

[ceruleancattail]

HEY CERURU~

Can i get a soft fluffy headcannons of how would Riddle be as a househusband for Yuu?

(No that's not my queen and jester fantasy no tf you mean what-

Whenever you have time! Remember to take regular breaks and drink plenty of water 💞💞💞

YOOOO RAPTOR!!! Thank you~

Househusband Riddle

Househusband Riddle x reader

He greets you with a kiss.

Nothing more, nothing less. Cherry pink lips pressing against your cheeks in turn, before he moves to your mouth, soft lips melting against yours. As light as an angel’s feather, warm like a home-cooked meal, fresh off the stove.

“Good morning, love.”

Fingers brushing your outfit, straightening out unsightly wrinkles. Now, you’re representing the Rosenhearts name, do be presentable. Riddle’s hands reach for your tie, carefully tying it for you. Gentle fingers tugging at your clothes, making sure that you look neat.

Riddle’s efficient with the chores. Always making sure the house’s spick and span, every corner of the house gleaming. Cleaning does help him relax, strangely enough. Setting things in order, following a pattern. It does focus his mind, oddly enough.

Cooking? Not really his strong suite. A recipe book propped up on the counter, Riddle follows the instructions to the letter. He’s precise with each and every ingredient. Riddle takes it upon himself to curate a spread of your favourite dishes. He’ll try to compliment your favourite foods with his, a marriage of two different tastes.

Riddle much prefers eating, especially when you’re across him. He’ll listen to you ramble about your day, your voice only broken by the clinking of cutlery. Watching your expression, the way your eyes just seem to light up as you taste his cooking… it just makes it all so worth it.

My, my. To think you’ve captured the affections of this Queen to this extent. Well, you’ve honour-bound to him now. He’ll expect you to act like it.

A lasting vow of love.

His heart beating in time with yours.

#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland x reader #twst x reader #Disney twisted wonderland #Disney twisted wonderland x reader #riddle rosenhearts #riddle x reader #riddle rosenhearts x reader #twst riddle #househusband au #lucky charm🔷

[tiredlilguy]

Hiii :)

First of all, your blog looks so pretty! I'm really looking forward to seeing more works of you.

Secondly, could I please request relationship headcannons for Verlaine? Only of you feel like it of course.

Hope you have a great day/night!

Bye.

AAAAAAAAAA! thanks so much >:D i try to make it look pretty, i'm glad someone noticed tysm >o< this request is cute asf, so ty for requesting :D i hope you enjoy!!!

pairing: Verlaine X GN!Reader cw:desc: just some fluffy, romantic hc's with the silly french man mwehehe

oh my god, you finally got him out of the basement (congratulations)

Joking, but anyways

Im doing these hc’s of him post SB btw

he’s really sweet to you, but he probably doesn’t talk much

Will recite little lines of poetry that he wrote when u come visit him in the basement, sometimes sad, sometimes happy

But you’re his muse, the moment that you start frequently visiting him in the basement, you’re all that he find himself writing about

If you two are in the same room though, he probably won’t talk much, but he does enjoy your presence

He doesn’t mind if you talk though, he enjoys listening to your voice and hearing you talking about your day

Get him desserts when he’s down there, or just food in general; the mafia only gives him rations (and he barely eats them), but he’ll appreciate anything you get him

Love languages are quality time, likes to receives acts of service and strangely enough physical affection

Really hesitant to touch you at first because he thinks he’s going to hurt you for some reason, mainly because he has a hard time thinking that he’s worthy of human affection

If you touch him, he’ll probably go stuff at first before relaxing into it

When he did start initiating forms of affection though, he would probably gently put his hand over yours, or kiss you on the hand when he greets you

(Let’s say u somehow got him out of the basement)

He spoils you… he gets all this money from being a Port Mafia executive and so what's he going to do with it? I mean, you’re mafia too, but you don’t earn nearly as much as he does

You will be living in a penthouse on the top floor with way much more space that you actually need

He’ll get you luxury everything and anything, you have his credit card in your pocket whenever you’re going out by yourself and you don’t even realize it, he’ll just slip it in your wallet or pocket when you’re not paying attention

I can see him liking to slow dance with you, he’ll have a record player in the background and when you get home he’ll take you in his arms and slow dance with you

Can he cook? Hot take, but no. (Rimbaud taught him everything, just not how to cook), but I can see him being somewhat of a househusband (he cleans around a little bit and will get you groceries for dinner, but he cannot tell the different between a pickle and cucumber… please send him pictures)

If he’s not in the basement he’s in the penthouse, probably not doing much unless Mori calls him to go train another subordinate

He just likes to be at home, but sometimes he needs to get out of there too because he gets too much into his own head

If he is out with you though, he’ll enjoy going to a cafe or a library; somewhere where he can just enjoy his time with you whether you’re both quiet or talking

Or he’ll sit at the park with you, but only if there’s not too many people

He won’t be doing that on his own though, he’ll only do that with you

Is ok with PDA, but just hand-holding; he’ll kiss you on the cheek if he’s going to leave you for a second though

Likes to sleep with you on his chest, he sleeps on his back

Or he has an arm around you in some sort of way :)

will melt if you braid his hair/take care of his hair in any way-

Will hum lullabies to you, either consciously or unconsciously; he just enjoys being able to see you fully relax in his arms

And is happy to know that he’s not really a monster after all (aw, yay)

#paul verlaine x reader #paul verlaine bsd #verlaine x reader #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd x reader #bungou stray dogs x reader

[you-can-call-me-fangs]

Maybe some nsfw hc with angel or aki form chainsaw man? I haven’t seen you write anything for them so idk if you do write for aki and angel. Top Male reader pls.

-🧀anon

Sorry this took so long to get around to besides me just being lazy as shit it also takes me like three days to make a post after I'm done doing drafts, re-reading, finalising, etc. but whatevs enough excuses! I hope you still enjoy! 💙💙

Angel and Aki NSFW Headcannons

Contains: manhandling/borderline dub-con, belly bulging, mention of mirror sex, exhibitionism/chance of getting caught, Aki being touch starved?

° I wish I could have more nsfw headcannons for these pretty boys but I can't help but see them as vanilla as fuck, but they've still got some things that they like to do and that turn them on

° Angel likes it if his partner is bigger than him (which luckily for him is most people)

° This leads to Angel really being into being manhandled, like full on pick him up and throw him on the bed

° Angel is really into you forcing him to do things in whichever way you see fit, whether it be forcing his head up and down on your cock grabbing onto his hair while you do so, or using him as a glorified fleshlight by just holding onto his waist and forcing his body to move in any way you want on your dick

° Pretty much anything else you could think of that forces Angel to pleasure you in some way where you have all the control and there's nothing he can do about it he's probably down for it

° Angel especially loves positions where you have to pick him up and hold him in place, lifting his legs up wrapping them around your waist and fucking him like that? mmm✨delicious✨

° You can definitely expect some belly bulging with this one (maaaybe Angel wouldn't mind if you spread him out in front of a mirror so he could see the bulge you were making in his stomach too...just a thought 👀)

° Angel likes to be tied up

° I don't know why, I guess I just like the thought of Angel being tied up, whenever I think of him in shibari he's just so cute~

° Angel doesn't mind loves getting called pretty boy AND pretty girl

° I like to think that Angel, as a devil, doesn't care too much about gender or presenting as one particular gender so using either or works for him, so please don't hesitate to call him a good girl as you fuck him against the wall

° In between Angel's moans you can hear him cursing in a foreign language, probably latin

° I know I said Angel is pretty vanilla but just because of his nature as a demon I could imagine he's seen and/or is into some pretty freaky stuff that he'll want to divulge in with you in from time to time, but he doesn't want it to become a staple, Angel believes that sex should be quick and easy why complicate it with all the extra kinky stuff?

° Speaking of quick and easy I believe with my whole chest that Aki is into quickies

° Honestly just the thought of you pulling him into some unused office at work bending him over the table and taking him right there and then turns him on enough, imagine if you actually did it? He'd be over the moon

° Aki won't tell you this but he does get off on almost getting caught or being right out of sight or ear shot of someone seeing or hearing you both

° Aki's moans are pretty damn loud and noticeable he tries to hold them back but he's terrible at it, if you two did decide to do it in public somewhere it would be very ovbious what you were doing even if it was behind closed doors

° Two words (well maybe three): Househusband Aki. Need I say more

° Aki really enjoys foreplay, he likes having and knowing that all your attention is on him even if that sounds a little selfish to him

° Having your hands all over his body as you prep him, fingering him, playing with his nipples, kissing him, it doesn't matter

° Pretty much any sort of touch between the two of you is nice for Aki it's reassuring and comforting to him, he's a bit of a softie in the bedroom because of this, he doesn't like to be all rough and forced like Angel

° Aftercare with Aki is spectacular, you already know he's super sweet about it

° He gets both of you all cleaned up afterwards, taking a shower telling you how good you made him feel, rubbing, massaging, cuddling, you name it your doing it!

° Aki for sure enjoys cuddling the most though, being able to run his hands on your body

° Aki also most definitely expects you to do the same, he wants your hands on him as much as possible, running them up and down his sides, putting your fingers in his hair, etc.

° And this doesn't just apply to aftercare but during sex too, wrapping one of your arms around his waist while you thrust into him, letting Aki hold onto your biceps or even putting his arms around your neck, it doesn't matter as long as Aki gets to touch you

° Both of them aren't very good with dirty talk, Aki isn't good at hearing dirty talk and Angel isn't good at speaking dirty

° When Angel tries to dirty talk it usually comes in the form of him trying to decribe all the dirty stuff he wants you to do to him, but it normally comes out like a confused mess, he'll hesitate once with what to say next and then it goes off the rails from there

° Ironically in the spur of the moment when Angel is half out of his mind from overstimulation he might actually say something really sexy that turns you on, he doesn't even know he's doing it, it will just start to happen naturally, guess he needed your help :)

° Aki on the other hand just gets easily flustered so hearing dirty talk will make him turn bright red almoat instantly, it would be a really nice way to tease him

° Aki's way of blushing is also super adorable, it's one of those blushes that reaches all over there face and down their neck, you can even see him get red on other parts of his body like his shoulders, chest, knuckles, all in all Aki just lights up if you can find a way to fluster him (which shouldn't be too hard)

#🧀 anon #devils speaking latin is a thing right? i didn't just make hat up? #aki x reader #aki x male reader #aki hayakawa x reader #angel x reader #angel x male reader #chainsaw man x reader #chainsaw man x male reader #top male reader

[moriartyluver]

can we have some mtp boys (separate) on how they’d treat a fem! Reader who is on her period. You don’t need to make it historically accurate & if you’d prefer, you can make it modern au. Thank you!!!

A/N: I did this in a modern AU as suggested because I have no idea how people would have dealt with periods in the 19th century

Characters: William James Moriarty x fem! Reader , Albert James Moriarty x fem! Reader ,Louis James Moriarty x fem! Reader (separate)

Format: headcannons

Genre: hurt/ comfort, fluff

Prompt: the Moriarty brothers with a reader who is on their period.

Warnings: reader is afab, reader is female, established relationships, periods/menstruation etc.

LOUIS would be such a good partner in general so when you’re on your period? He is doing everything!

He’s already very much a househusband male wife kind of guy but it just gets so much more malewifey when you’re on your period

Oh you’re hot water bottle got slightly less warm? Louis is filling it up for your instantly

He will literally shower you in heating pads

I don’t think he’d be very physically affectionate in general, his love language is definitely acts of service and it’s very evident all the time, but if you ask to be held, hold you he will.

He’ll make you anything you want to eat no matter how strange (I always get really weird cravings on my period so if you do aswell, be prepared because Louis will stop at nothing to make you happy)

He has a whole storage cupboard packed with pads and tampons and whatever else you may use, all with your preferred sizes and brands because he’s just that caring. You never run out of pads or tampons with him around.

If any ones annoying you, he’ll be super pissed off and will actually get into a fight for your sake.

If you’re feeling emotional, he’ll be by your side reassuring you that everything’s okay. He’s a bit emotionally constipated but he tries his best for you.

If you ever need sheets to be washed or clothes to be cleaned, he won’t mind at all and he will definitely not get upset.

He himself doesn’t go out unless necessary so he’ll try stay at home with you all the time, just in case you need something (even if you insist that you’re fine)

Overall rating? 10/10 wifey material

WILLIAM probably knows more about your period than you do. Not in a gross mansplaining way but in a well educated husband kind of way

Like he definitely knows when you’re going to start you’re period based on symptoms and stuff before you get that little red surprise in your underwear. Worst feeling tbh.

He helps you learn how to track your cycle and if you’re an inconsistent period girlie like myself, he’s a great help. Imagine just getting ready to go out and then William tells you to make sure to take a pad/tampon/cup with you before you leave 💀

He pampers you too, especially if you live together, but not in the same way louis does.

He’s a bit more strict when it comes to what you should and shouldn’t eat (it’s the protective teacher in him). Liam makes you take magnesium supplements and makes sure you eat healthy even if you’re craving junk food so your cramps don’t get worse.

He’s probably calculated the perfect temperature for your heat pad/hot water bottle 😭

Probably a little more affectionate than his younger brother would be. If you’re complaining about being cold or uncomfortable, he’d put whatever book he’s reading down and hold his arms wide open for you. William absentmindedly rubs your back while listening to you complain about having a uterus

Definitely pressed kisses to your forehead while you ramble like the old fashioned lover he is 🤭

He makes sure to buy you really good quality pads/tampons and is sure to memorise which brands or types you prefer. Might slip a chocolate bar in there too. He also buys you painkillers and gives you the correct doses and everything at the right times

If you don’t feel like speaking much (he loves talking to you for some reason. its adorable) he gets a little upset but he’s a surprisingly good communicator. He doesn’t want to make you feel uneasy and bless his heart, he does all the chores and everything so you don’t have to suffer further while your uterus tries to fucking kill you

Overall rating? ∞/10 (I am totally not biased) I want to marry him idc if he’s a drawing

ALBERT is stupid. I’m sorry that’s a mean way to start off

I think we can all agree he has OCD or OCPD but he’s so sweet to you despite some seeing periods as a ‘Filthy’ thing.

You bled through the sheets? He’ll calmly help you fix that dw sweetie. If you bleed through your pants in public and anyone gives you any dirty looks or some weird shit because people hate uterus havers, he’s not called one of the most unhinged mtp characters for nothing 😊

Ok but this man knows nothing about periods though. I’m so sorry. Like you had to explain to him that no you can’t hold in the blood nor do you use your pad as a bandaid of some sort

Would probably send you one of these :(yes I made that)

He needs Louis to go shopping with him to help get you stuff because this man is smart enough for eton but not enough to know that different colours on pad packages are not flavours 🙄

Also he’s a shit cook so you still have to do that if u don’t wanna starve

Probably the most affectionate out of the brothers. He’s very cuddly with you when you need him to be (mainly because he feels bad for being so damn useless)

Overall rating? 2/10 💀

#moriarty the patriot #william james moriarty #william moriarty #william moriarty x reader #yuukoku no moriarty x reader #moriarty the patriot x reader #mtp william #yuukoku no moriarty #yuumori x reader

[echantedtoon]

Househusband Upper Moons: Kokushibo

(This is inspired by @rottencoreflesh101's Househusband Upper Moon posts. (Warnings: Their blog does contain NSFW elements and themes that not everyone may like or be comfortable with AND is only for 18+ folks. Just a heads up. But this WILL STAY Sfw.) I did link to the post in question down below. If enough people like househusband Kokupuffs drabble I'll do a second one based on their headcannons of Househusband Gyutaro. This is probably not gonna be very long and it's from the perspective of a female reader.

Househusband Upper Moons Concept- @rottencoreflesh101

Demon Slayer- Koyoharu Gotouge

Original Post:

The thunderstorm I'm the distance between the roof and sky haunted the eardrums as the storm drew ever closer in the darkness.

There truly was nothing but the warmth of the small fireplace within the cozy small house in the middle of the woods. A cozy small hideaway nobody knew about but himself and a select few individuals. It would shield him well from the harsh elements and keep him safe and sound from the outside. It was his own little safe haven. Just himself to worry about now.

The bubbling pot of soup on the stove wafted in waves making even the most stuffed person desire to eat it as he smelt it. A hum of satisfaction left his throat as he nodded and let go off the soup ladder after stirring it a few times. This would surely last a few days. Cooking enough food to last a few days was always good. Having leftovers only meant you didn't have to cook over a hot stove for a good while. It left time to focus on other things. Speaking of other things- Multiple eyes turned to the door as thunder drew ever closer and closer judging by the sounds in the distance. Now where was she?

She should arrive back any minute now. After all her workplace wasn't that far from here, and it was simply only a matter of walking and returning to the home. Strong hands wiped themselves on a nearby cloth he slipped from the countertop and removed the remains of elk blood from his hands. The rest of the body that couldn't be used would have to be disposed of later otherwise wild animals would be coming up to the house and wondering the garden and animals. No. He couldn't have that. A fox already made off with one of his wife's chickens she'd be upset if it happened again. As if on cue, his head immediately perked up at the distant sounds of approaching footsteps small and dainty. A smile grazed his mouth and his head turned to the door in wait as the footsteps approached closer and closer. The door slid open after the footsteps paused a brief moment outside of the house.

"Ah. Welcome home little lamb," a man's voice greeted smiling widely at the figure of the woman walking inside. "You've arrived...just in time for dinner."

You smiled from the doorway slowly and moving to take off your sandals. Your feet sore from the long walk to town and back where you worked for a company making clothes to then be shipped to various places across the country. Your feet were sore from walking so much, your hands sore from threading the needle for hours, and your body aches with tiredness from a long day. Upon walking into the house your senses were hit with the beautifully delicious smells of meats, fried potatoes, and a few other things. You were only free of your shoes for more than three seconds before someone much larger was standing over you. Six eyes met yours-

A pair of lips met your temples. "How was ...work?"

You smiled up at your husband. Usually someone would be pretty intimidated by a six foot something demon with fangs and six eyes staring down at them so closely like this, but you couldn't see it. Especially when he wore the cloth around his head keeping most of his hair from his face and the large apron drapped over him. He looked very alluring and domestic. 

"It was business as usual. Im sure I pricked my finger more times in one day than you've swing a sword in your entire lifetime."

"I doubt that." 

"Smells good. What's for dinner?"

"Elk stew. ..I caught it just early this morning." Ah. Most likely when the sun wasn't up yet and you were still asleep. A strong arm pulled you forward into the house and the door was closed. "Eat. Your body's strength... needs to replenished with rest also."

You didn't fight it and only leaned into his touch. "Sounds great. Aren't you hungry though?"

"My hunger shall be... quenched within an hour." Which translated to him waiting for sunset to hunt for his normal food source. "Did you...have a pleasant day?"

You nodded sighing. "Just a bit tired. Big orders means lots of work, but it's my fingers that really hurt." Your hands flexed as you pouted remembering all the times you pricked yourself today. 

A much larger hand grabbed the smaller one bringing it to the demon's eyes. Six orbs examined them closely before a gentle kiss was placed onto the skin. "If your hands are sore....then I just might..have to feed you..myself."

"N-No you don't." Despite it he chuckled deeply and making your own face red. "I can still take care of myself."

"If you insist...Now sit and rest... Your body needs it."

#demon slayer #kokushibo x reader #kokushibo x you #kokushibo demon slayer #kny kokushibo #kokushibo #kokushibou #kokushibo x y/n #michikatsu x reader #demon slayer michikatsu #michikatsu #tsugikuni michikatsu #kny michikatsu #michikatsu tsugikuni #Kny #kny fanfic #kimetsu gakuen #kimetsu no yaiba

[zenphiaaa]

Coming Down (Doppo Kunikida)

DevotedHusband!Kunikida x Reader Headcannons

<>Kunikida is basically like "The Way of a HouseHusband"

<> Not only do the two of you trade chores all the time, movie nights are an absolute must

<> Kunikida needs at least three hours of alone time with his spouse. From eating, sleeping or even just watching a show. Just three hours where the two of you bask in eachother's presence and relax

<> Always gives you a bubble bath on stressful days, in return you often rub his shoulders due to the stressful tension caused by Dazai

<> Date nights are rare and only because the two of you bacailly do everything an anything with each other. Attached to the hip if you will

<> Wherever one if the other isn't that far behind

Y/N hummed as they carefully finished tying up their husband's hair into a low ponytail. After patting down the other's suit, Y/N smiled up at their signficant other. "All ready handsome?"

Kunikida simply smiled before pressing a quick kiss onto the other's forehead, "Of course darling." He winked.

#bsd kunikida #kunikida x reader #kunikida doppo #bungou sd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs x reader #gender neutral reader #kunikida x y/n #kunikida x you #doppo bsd #kunikida hcs

[threadsun]

@animeangel-2 Asks: "I absolutely adored your pregnancy headcannons for Jean!

Could I request the same for Jack, Rory, and Joseph please? Maybe also add how they’d be as fathers?

If three is too much could you just do Joseph and Jack? Thank you so much!!!"

Oooh yes~ I think they’d all be great fathers in their own ways!

Content: breeding kink, pregnancy, pregnancy kink, mentions of abusive parents

Jack:

Oh this man has a breeding kink a mile wide

He wants to have so many children with his Sunshine!

He’ll be the most doting lover to his pregnant Sunshine, so attentive and kind

He knows all the best massages to ease pregnancy pains

He’ll make sure to cook all sorts of good foods to keep both parent and child healthy

He also knows the best stretches and gentle exercises for pregnancy

He’s never been more attracted to his Sunshine. Something about seeing them pregnant with his child really does something for him~

Once the baby is born, he’s an incredible father

He has a seemingly endless knowledge about children of all ages, and he always seems to know exactly what to do in every situation

He loves his family with his whole heart and would do anything for all of them

Rory:

He’s absolutely thrilled!

He loves his Cupcake and he wants nothing more than to have a big happy family with them!

He’ll make them all sorts of strange foods to satisfy their weird pregnancy cravings

They’ll be the most pampered person in the world when they’re pregnant, he’ll do anything and everything to make their life easier

He’s a big fan of self-care and taking things easy, so he’ll make sure his Cupcake is taking care of themself!

Whenever possible, his hands are on their stomach. He loves knowing that he’s going to have a family with his love soon!

As a father, he’s so doting on both his Cupcake and their kid

He’s a very fun parent, he loves to teach his kid about the world through experiences rather than telling them things

He’s literally so happy to be a stay at home dad/househusband. It’s his absolute dream life!

Joseph:

He… doesn’t know much about pregnancy

Sure, he’s met some pregnant people at various events for the show, but he’s never really had to help or anything

He wants to do his best for his partner! He’ll do anything they ask of him, he just wants to help!

He spends many late nights reading every book about pregnancy and parenting that he can get his hands on

Morning sickness terrifies him the first time it happens. He’s really worried about his partner being sick

When they go into labour, it freaks him out more than anything, he’s so afraid that they might not make it

He’s such a worried father, he loves his kid so much and is so scared he’ll mess everything up somehow

He wants to do better than his own parents did. He needs to do better than his own parents did

He loves his family with every fibre of his being

#swwsdj #something's wrong with sunny day jack #sdj jack #sdj rory #sdj joseph #dilf jack #dilf joseph #dilf rory #18+ only #sunshine #animeangel-2

[wisecrackingeric-2]

Some Serennedy headcannons for the one and only @mooseonahunt !!!! Sorry I couldn’t add to it ask Tumblr wouldn’t let me BXNSHDNSJSN

HC’s under cut cuz I don’t wanna bombard anyone’s dashboard!!!

• They’re T4T. This much is obvious. And I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again, I think Luis is very old-fashioned and as such still uses terms like Transvestite/Transsexual/Fag for himself. I think Leon is just happy calling himself gay and trans chendhendhsn

• I don’t think Leon’s actually all into women- controversial I know BCNSHDNSUSJ but I think him trying (and failing) to flirt with women was him trying to overcompensate for his queerness, and I think it solidified for him that Hey liking men is Ok actually when he met Luis

• Luis however is very unabashedly queer. He will flirt with anyone and everyone and he’s encouraged Leon to open up more when it comes to his identity me thinks

• Leon gets jealous easily. Not in an alpha-male-nobody-can-touch-my-man way, but I think he’s deep down a little bit insecure that a guy like LUIS would ever be into HIM. He just likes coming home and being reassured with lots of kisses that Luis does love him and only him acktually (But I’m saying that I don’t think either of them would be like. OPPOSED to polyamory. They just don’t have the time BXBSHNESH)

• Luis is obviously the more physically affectionate one and Leon is VERY touch starved so he laps it up like crazy

• Luis is a morning person. Leon is NOT. So often Luis will get up WAY before Leon and go out shopping for breakfast stuffs before him

• I know I’m one of millions to say this but Leon CANNOT cook. And Luis secretly indulges in being a little bit of a househusband for them both BXNSHENSJS

• Very random but I think Luis flirts with Chris on behalf of Leon. He’s like “if this idiot won’t make a move on this Boulder-lookin ass guy I WILL”

• Me And @hamartia-grander had a very hilarious conversation about this but I think Leon is immune to all flirting EXCEPT for Luis’. Luis could say literally THE DUMBEST shit and Leon will fall head over heels for him

• And Vice Versa. Luis is SUCH a sucker for all of Leon’s dumb jokes he strokes his ego like crazy

• Luis is like one of those dogs that are massive but don’t realise it and think they can sit on their owners just fine. Luis will curl up on Leon’s lap or be the little spoon and it’s an insanely awkward tangle of limbs but Leon couldn’t care in the slightest

• Also, Luis is like,,, actually SHOCKINGLY taller than Leon???? Like if you put their game models side by side and make Luis stand up straight he’s actually quite a fair bit taller than Leon????? But he’s always resting his weight on one hip or leaning on something so it’s hard to tell in-game

• Leon doesn’t like to go out in public so when he has to, he’s always got a grip on Luis’ arm xhdndhenhdnejx

• Luis LOVES to buy Leon new jackets. Except he has no money so he’s actually just using Leon’s money BCNDHDNDHNDDJ

“Awwwwe thanks for the jacket babe :)) why is there 50$ less in my bank account”

“Don’t worry about it cariño :)))))”

• Luis can sing!!! And play guitar!!!!! His Grandfather taught him :)

• Leon REALLY likes to learn and engage in stuff from Luis’ culture. Luis gets homesick very easily so he’s always teaching him dances and cooking him food n stuff like that to make them both feel better

• That being said Leon will TRY to speak Spanish and he just. Sounds awful. And I think Luis gets very delighted by very random silly American things xhsnxhsnxj he just like me fr (Eg: omg Leon!!!!!!! An Ikea!!!!!!!!!!! Ive Never been to an Ikea before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

• Leon has made it a habit of reading Luis Don Quixote before bed. Even though Luis could probably read the book backwards with his eyes closed, he just likes hearing Leon talk :)) also Leon is a S L O W Reader so Like. It works out for the both of them BCNDHXNDJD

• I’ve mentioned this numerous times but I fully think if Luis were to survive, he’d be disabled somehow. Some days he’s fine and some days he can’t even walk. But Leon is always always always there to help him no matter what

• Going off of that, I recon Luis loves to dance, but can’t really do it well after his injury. So Leon just kinda half-carry’s him and it usually ends up with the both of them on the floor laughing

• I don’t think Luis would still be religious after,,, e v e r y t h i n g but I think he probably still prays out of habit, and Leon likes to sit and watch him with a lil smile on his face

• Luis still loves to use knight/prince-themed nicknames for Leon :))

• Leon loves to kiss the rings on Luis’ fingers as a form of intimacy

• Again stolen from @snailvee , but I WHOLLY agree with their headcannon that Luis takes a LOT of pride in his appearance (he feels like it’s the one thing he can control etc etc) so letting Leon see him all scruffy in the mornings is a little way of saying “I love you”

• Also again stolen from Snail, they share clothes. Except Luis is really tall and lanky and it accentuates Leon’s muscles so sometimes he hides his clothes in Leon’s drawers on purpose NCNEHDNDJDNDJ

• After a while I wholly think Luis grows out his hair/ grows a little beard and Leon is obsessed w it

• I think even before he met Luis, he was exactly Leon’s type. Tall dark and handsome NXNDHDND he always pictured being with a man like that and he’d be lying if he said he wasn’t kinda into Spanish accents

• Leon makes a extra effort to hide old photos of him as a Rookie from Luis because whenever he finds them he starts crying and is like “OOOOUGGHHH LEEEOOOONNN YOU WERE SUCH A BABYYYY……. THE WORLD WAS SO CRUEL TO YOOOOOUUUU…… OUAHAGAHSGHA”

• Oh also they’re both autistic. There is NO WAY Leon is neurotypical with that eye contact and lack of social awareness and Luis’ special interest is horses and Don Quixote you can’t convince me otherwise (He also likes infodumping to Leon abt sciency stuff :))) )

• I think Luis cries very easily. Not even over anything reasonable he’s just an emotional guy HDBDHDNDHDN

• Leon has had to sit Luis down multiple times and say to him “It’s ok. You don have to keep trying to repent for your mistakes. Being here and alive is more than enough of an apology for me. You can forgive yourself”

• Luis likes to gush about Leon to Rebecca and Leon likes to gush about Luis to Chris and Claire. They’re idiots sooooo in love

• @hamartia-grander again stolen from you but Leon always keeps a photo of Luis with him when on missions and they’re always calling whenever they can <<<333

• Luis has gotten every single little mole and freckle of Leon’s memorised perfectly so he can kiss them whenever he wants :))

• Leon’s favourite part of Luis is his pretty eyelashes with those tiny lil grey lashes and nose. He’s a sucker for big noses. He also likes braiding his hair me thinks

#ericswriting #serennedy

[yandereaffections]

The way of the househusband Masterlist

Tatsu

Pregnant Darling

Headcannons

Werewolf HC

#yandere #yandere tatsu #tatsu x reader #yandere the way of the househusband #the way of the househusband #yandere imagines #yandere headcanons #yandere x reader #YANDEREAFFECTIONS GOLDEN MASTERLIST #Last updated 4/24/23

[babayagaiscomingforya]

hoooly shit i’m obsessed with your john wick headcannons 💖 ur so right

Awww thank you! 

I’m also glad to see another Kino enjoyer (Мама, мы все тяжело больны is the movie’s anthem and Атаман is John’s song I will not be accepting criticism) 

Here’s some more John headcanons that I haven’t put into that ask because the page looked huge already and I wanted to include someone other than John.

- I often write John as having some slightly dog-like habits. I don’t really have any good explanation as to why, I just like writing them. = John slightly growls when he’s angry. He’s not obvious about it, you probably wouldn’t even hear it if you’re not standing right next to him. = He’s sensitive to head-pats and back-rubs. Just gentle caresses in general. 

- When he was with Helen, he was fully a househusband. = John has completely left the criminal world for her and there were no mentions of whether he had a legitimate job while being married, so I just assumed Helen was working and he took care of the house. = Now he uses cleaning as meditation in a way. He just feels calm when he’s washing dishes.

- I think John would be good with children but with only a specific type of kid. If you put him into a kindergarten he will lose his mind as he doesn’t know what to do with all these hyperactive maniacs. But if it’s a shy, silent kid sitting in the corner and playing by themself, he will become their friend immediately.  = The reason being, he was also like that as a child so he can relate. = I headcanon that he was non-verbal for a long time and used ASL. Other kids didn’t want to bother trying to understand him and would rather just hang out with someone verbal. = He’s also a bit clueless about how kids respond to dark concepts. Because he was raised in Ruska Roma, the concept of violence and danger came to him early and he doesn’t realize that normal kids are not like that. So you bet he says something out of pocket and gives a kid nightmares on accident.  = But If it’s his own child he will be, like, overly protective. Treating them as if they were a porcelain vase. You bet every corner in his house will become baby-safe.

- Not really a headcanon but close enough. Ruska Roma in real life are Russian gypsies and I like to include that into John’s identity.

- Sometimes he gets stuck in his own mind so much he literally just forgets to talk = Helen would ask him “What’s on your mind?” as a way to drag him back to reality.

- John actually has so much hot scorching tea on everyone he knows. Because he’s a silent type people just tend to use him as a pillow to rant into, as he doesn’t argue much and just nods in response. People think he just forgets about the convo an hour later but oh he doesn’t. 

- John was a slut when he was young…no I won’t elaborate.

- John doesn’t smoke. I don’t really have any reason other than he didn’t smoke on screen and I think he values his cardio

#john wick #headcanons

[blueberryfruitbat]

Binged "Way of the Househusband" last night because I couldn't sleep... Never have I ever seen such a condensed form of my DMK headcannons...

#batty babbles