#the ultimate showdown

[m-jay-gee]

this meme will be dead by the time the poll ends

#there are only 10 options #soz gandalf the grey and gandalf the white etc are not here #lemon demon #neil cicierega #ultimate showdown #the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny #the ultimate showdown #dinosaurchestra #vanilla extract #meme #poll #my poll #my polls #polls #tumblr poll #tumblr polls

[geekabilly006]

I asked Chat GPT to mimic The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny by lemon demon lyrics but change the pop culture references to current (2010s-2020s pop culture) AND IM????????

#LITERALLY CRYING #TEARING MY SKIN OFF #lemon demon #neil cicierega #the ultimate showdown #the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny #dinosaurchestra #spirit phone #lemon demon meme #pop culture #2020s pop culture #william afton #nagito Komaeda #eddie munson #junko #elon musk #im crying

[asscrackcreed]

ubisoft couldve let arno connor and shay meet but they’re too much of a pussy to do that

#the ultimate showdown #assassin's creed #ac #ac unity #assassins creed unity #connor kenway #arno dorian #shay cormac #text

[bobby-the-great-nobody]

Yall

If enough people want to see this, I will video record this and decide who is the real one.

#sans undertale #undertale #ness #ness earthbound #sans vs ness #the ultimate showdown #ness undertale #sans earthbound

[eyesore-boi]

Ey Happy Birthday Mark! Just wanted to say thank you for everything you do, everything you give to your fans, and overall just being a really incredible person! You inspire us in more ways then ya know, and help us connect with people we would have never met if it wasn't for you! Just thank you, Mark, here's to another year of whatever madness you're gonna pull! :]

now fight to the death with your alternate selves to get some cake- >:]

#the ultimate showdown #markishowdown #place your bets on who's gonna win #spoiler #it's old man mark #never trust the pee paw #also the face in the middle is supposed to be actor #i was just lazy and didn't want him to take up so much space #cause he would #we all know that #but again #HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARK!! :D #markiplier #iswm #in space with markiplier #engineer mark #noir mark #action mark #murder mark #pornipliers #old man mark #actor mark #markiplier birthday #my art #Eyesore's Art

[sweagen]

#the ultimate showdown #of ultimate destiny #fantastic animation #gets really good once you get past the opening part #Youtube

[pedrito-friskito]

✨kay’s ultimate pedro ranking✨

ok ok ok ok @mandosmistress did this a while back (like a few days lmao what is time) and tagged me and I HAVE BEEN T H I N K I N G let me tell you.

so without further ado, under the cut is my (not so definitive) pedro pascal character ranking…..! (based mainly on attraction/how much I enjoy writing them)

FRANKIE MORALES. frankie. frankie frankie frankie. my man. sunshine of my life (haha see what I did there). there is just something about this character that really crawled into my chest, wrapped himself around my heart and said ”hi I live here now” and I’m cool with it. handsome in that rugged way, a little bit damaged, and good with his hands? done. hook, line, and sinker.

DIN DJARIN. oh the sweet soft-spoken tin can space man. in all honesty, him and Frankie fight for the top spot on a daily basis and sometimes the beskar-covered bounty hunter wins, and he truly was my pedro gateway drug so he’s gotta be high on my list.

JAVIER PEÑA. ohhhhhh mama I love me some Javi. (do I mainly blame my gargantuan crush on @the-ginger-hedge-witch and her brilliant Crush series YES AS A MATTER OF FACT I DO) something about those tight fuckin’ jeans and the stache and the aviators like yep honey take me I’m yours

JAVIER GUTIERREZ. sunshine baby angel too good for this world I just wanna give him a little kiss and carry him around in my pocket and make sure no harm every comes to him (no I haven’t written anything for him yet but I been thinkin’ thots okay)

DIETER BRAVO. ✨the trash man✨ another one I just wanna carry around in my pocket, also the hair does things for me (same with Javi G) like just let me run my fingers through it and I’ll die a happy gal. questionable life choices maybe, but we’ve all been there, right?

OBERYN MARTELL. oh my HEART. *cue adele* we could have had it AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL. I would say spoilers but it was legitimately 8 years ago but he was so CLOSE and then so SQUISHED. tbh oberyn is the most intimidating to me to even think of writing but maybe someday….

MARCUS PIKE. I do really like Marcus. cheesy as hell? check. bit overboard sometimes? double check. BUT I really like the history of the character we got in limited scenes AND I have a fic idea for him I’ve been sitting on FOREVER and I def have to use it soon!

PERO TOVAR. okay I love me a grungy fantasy man okay like that’s my bread and butter. add in the grouchiness and the obvious way to his heart through his stomach? it’s go time, baby, I got plans for him too!

JACK DANIELS. oh darlin’, he hits the middle of my list for the sole reason that pedro and that whip awoken something in me that hasn’t shut up since I watched that movie and if you don’t think I’ve watched that clip where he pushes his jacket back and it’s a crystal-clear shot of his ass you are WRONG

EZRA PROSPECT. fits the grungy, violent thing pedro seems to work with half the time, and honestly, the linguistics of this man make my head spin (the main reason I haven’t written much for him because it’s a looooot of effort to try and think up dialogue for him!!!) BUT I do love that little moon-touched spot and the scar and the smile and just ugh yum

THE THIEF. full disclosure: I haven’t read a lot of fics about the thief (if anyone has recs let me at ‘em) buuuuuut I really like the whole vibe he has and the outfit? spectacular.

MARCUS MORENO. the glasses definitely do it for me but idk something about him I just…meh. have definitely read some fab fics about daddy moreno (maybe I’ll revisit him at some point). still hot, still delicious, just not my number one fav.

MAX PHILLIPS. maybe not the biggest asshole pedro’s played but definitely up there? I sat through the movie just for him, honestly the scene of him on the couch made it worth it and the smarminess is something else, but idk if I could ever write him! (kudos to all that do!)

DAVE YORK. ok ok ok ok OKAYYYYYYY. listen. he’s the baddie (and like a really bad baddie) so I gotta put him low on my list as far as attraction goes (plus I have mixed emotions about P without facial hair but I digress…) BUT I do have ideas. they are on the horizon. keep your eyes OPEN.

MAX LORD. I haven’t even watched wonder woman 1984 and I know he needs to be down here. maybe I’ll get some form of intoxicated this weekend and power through it, just for shits and giggles!

well KUDOS if you made it this far, this was actually so fun to do!

tagging a few pals just because, no pressure 😇

@prolix-yuy @pedropascalsx @mandoblowmybackout @mindidjarin @allfoolsinluv @iamskyereads and obvi anyone else who wants to play!!!

#pedro pascal #kay talks to people #mutual bbys #the ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN #pedro pascal characters

[lizzytheglizzydogtheglock9000]

i made an alignment chart for some Lemon Demon songs lemme know if you have some other ideas

just in case you can't read it very well

T-posing in the background-- The Afternoon

T-posing in your face-- This Hyper World

T-posing at McDonald's-- Soft Fuzzy Man

Dying in the background-- The Only House That's Not On Fire (Yet)

Dying in your face-- Everybody Loves Raymond

Dying at McDonald's-- The Ultimate Showdown

Holding a knife in the background-- My Trains

Holding a knife in your face-- Knife Fight

Holding a knife in McDonald's-- The Man in Stripes and Glasses

#lemon demon #lemon demon spirit phone #lemon demon view monster #the ultimate showdown #soft fuzzy man #my trains #songs #alignment chart #the man in stripes and glasses #the afternoon #knife fight #the only house that's not on fire (yet) #this hyper world #everybody loves raymond

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Oh my god, it's been 17 years and I JUST NOW got one of the jokes in The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.

Aaron Carter started beating up Shaquille O'Neal because of his 2001 song "That's How I Beat Shaq"

Everything's coming together!

#the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny #the ultimate showdown #ultimate showdown #aaron carter #shaquille o'neal #shaq #that's how I beat shaq #2001 #2005 #i connected the dots #i connected them #i get it now #after all this time #finally #aaron's party #come get it

[moththyme]

#lemon demon #the ultimate showdown #welcome to my twisted mind

[thebestrandumb]

bro why are there so many love songs we need to bring back gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and monty python and the holy grails black knight and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie robocop terminator captain kirk darth vader lo pan superman every single power ranger bill s preston and theodore logan spock the rock doc oc and hulk hogan

#the ultimate showdown #i typed all of that

[authorissitohbi]

#predator #prey #elmer fudd #crossover #crossover event #mashups #funny mashups #funny #funny pictures #humor #funny photo #funny post #funny images #funny memes #funny pics #looney toons #wascally wabbit #hunter #the ultimate showdown #battle for the ages

[knight-in-sour-armor]

#*theme from the good the bad and the ugly* #The ultimate showdown #fedex #UPS #Funny

[ultimate-artificial]

FINAL ROUND

Propaganda from submitters below the cut; I will reblog any additions!

GlaDOS (Portal) -murderous ai -please don't ask me about the veracity of the cake -GLaDOS isn't just a computer she is the entirety of Aperture, she was created to contain the mind of a separate lady but seems to have her own personality, and her creators hate her and she killed them. I love her. I will forgive all her crimes. Yeah she's a bully but she's also severely hurt she can kill all she wants. (reblog link)

Data (Star Trek) -Data is a sentient synthetic life form designed in the likeness of Doctor Noonien Soong, his creator. In his growth as an individual, Data was later augmented with an emotion chip to help him better understand human behavior and increase his own humanity. -reblog link for images (1) -reblog link for images (2)

#ultimate artificial showdown #character tournament #bracket tournament #tournament poll #character bracket #tumblr bracket #tumblr tournament #fandom bracket #poll #glados #portal #data #star trek #data star trek

[formulafc]

es hora de rebelde vs erre way

#the ultimate showdown #wc 2022 #argentina vs mexico #argentina nt #mexico nt

[skeletonsonparade]

then gandalf the gay and gandalf the bi and monty python and the holy grails trans pride

#lemon demon #personal #shitpost #the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny #dinosaurchestra #1k #5k #10k #15k #20k