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squeakzart · 2 months

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guys help, i planning on making a silly lil ask blog thingy for dsaf 3 phones (harry, jake, roger and walt [ the green one ] ).

would you guys be interested in that?

i have some designs already so yeah.

reblogs over likes please

a sketch of them in suits and also sum hcs below

Harry: Trans Masc, Bisexual, uses He/They

Roger: Non-binary, Polysexual, uses He/It

Jake: Bi-gender, Omnisexual (pref for guys), uses He/She

Walt: Unlabeled, uses any pronouns (me personally just uses they/them)

also their in polycule fuck you

#augghhh the sillies dude #the sillies have me in a chokehold #i cant stop thinking about it #dsaf phone guy #dsaf #dsaf fanart #dsaf harry #dsaf jake #dsaf roger #dsaf walt #walt grouse #roger jones #jake wilson #also srry for being dead the for the last week #schools been kicking my ass #again...#squeak's art

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lulalulens · 1 year

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Steve got himself a clingy boyfriend for christmas

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #steve x eddie #stranger things #strange things #strange things fanart #steve harrington fanart #the brainrot is strong #guys i love them #the chokehold they have on me...#i hope you like it ;;#its just a silly little drawing #fanart #illustration

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leverage-ot3 · 24 days

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okay I’ve seen a lot of posts about sterling just being crowley and. guys. the implications just hear me out 😭😭😭

bending lore slightly here BUT let’s say crowley’s body was once inhabited by a human and crowley is possessing the body (maybe he kills the initial inhabitant bc he doesn’t care)

but he still has the guy’s memories. he doesn’t bother keeping up appearances with his ‘ex wife’ because he is too busy building up his hell empire. BUT for some reason he can’t quite identify, he still feels something towards his ‘daughter’. he lets the divorce happen and doesn’t feel the need (or desire) to fight for custody, but he can never quite forget her, to cast her out of his mind for good

some hijinks ensue with the leverage team. it’s mostly because even a grind culture demon wants some off time every once in a while, and for him the insurance investigator stuff is more of a hobby. interacting with the leverage crew is very low stakes for him, and honestly, quite amusing. they aren’t on his level power-wise, but that ford character gives him the mental exercise he hasn’t experienced in, well, he can’t even remember

he can feel their frustration and anger when they learn he has become employed by interpol and feeds off it. it’s great, and relaxing in a way he is never able to achieve while conducting hell-related business

one year he gets wind that olivia is in a really bad situation associated with his ‘ex wife’s’ new husband. he’s selling vital hardware to terrorists, and while that might actually be the kind of chaos he would normally support or be entertained by as the king of hell, something feels wrong about letting olivia stay anywhere near that man

he calls upon the body’s adversaries. he wouldn’t admit it, even under duress, BUT he feels slightly fond of them. nate for the three dimensional chess they play, sophie for her ability to charm and disguise, parker for her chaos and slightly unsettling nature (it’s the autism swag and being bad with human interaction but he doesn’t know that lol), hardison for his unapologetic intelligence and eliot for his hardened violent past and take-no-shit persona (he’s fun to tease)

they perform exactly as he expected, right into his carefully crafted plan. and then olivia is under his care and things get more complicated. he keeps her FAR, FAR away from anything related to the supernatural (heh). no one can find out about her, ESPECIALLY not those imbecile hunter brothers (if for nothing else than the embarrassment in revealing he has a weak spot)

not sure how to work it into this post but I also want to add that somewhere along the way he develops feelings for nate and sophie. the frame up job is near and dear to my heart and you can’t convince me that isn’t fighting as flirting behavior. his interpol persona is more of a side hustle so to speak, but he finds it fun (relaxing, even) to fill that role. there aren’t any obligations of other demons, bothersome hunters, or anything like that. nate and sophie are low stakes, except, they aren’t, really. they make him feel things he can’t ever really remember feeling. his heart beats fast when sophie sat in his lap and cradled his face, his hands sweat when nate gives him that certain smug look. he’s exasperated by the way they can run circles around him like no one else has ever before. they annoy him and get under his skin in a way no one else can and it’s infuriating. but also not, at the same time. maybe he likes it

and then the long goodbye job happens

hear me out and suspend your belief here for a second, because I can’t remember if crowley supernaturally knows when ppl die/are dead or not.

so nate is in interpol custody and the interviewer is obviously out of her depth. (most people are, when it comes to nathan ford.) he walks in and pours the man a drink, but he’s fuming. somewhere along the way he came to care about the team. hell and suffering is literally in his (official) job description, but he can admit (only to himself) that he admires what they do. it’s not for him, not anything close to where his passions and interests lie, but he respects their drive and purpose. he is also aware enough to acknowledge that they are a family, a group of misfits that never belonged quite anywhere except to each other.

and nate fucking blew it up, ruined it, because his vice is being so obsessed with the end game that he is apparently willing to let his team, his family, the people that anchor him to reality, die because the ends supposedly justify the means.

not this time. not to sterling crowley

he is enraged. he can admit within the confines of his mind that he cares for nate, for sophie, even for the other three (though nate and sophie have somehow made it a hierarchy where they are more important to him. which he will dissect later in private. maybe.)

nate let them die, he let sophie die, and for what? the black book? hell below, crowley would have made things easier somehow, if he knew that this was where nate’s sights had lied. he would have prevented this somehow. he wants to have prevented this. he doesn’t want any of them dead and is too afraid to check and verify because that would make it real. the idea of sophie (or any of them) somehow making it to hell instead of heaven would probably break something in him he might not be able to repare fully.

he yells at nate- he’s angry. hellfire burning in his heart because everything is ruined. the deaths aside (however hard it is to set them aside in his mind), nate will not recover from this, not ever. this will be the start of the end, he is sure. a miserable, guilt-ridden existence where he drinks himself to death and nothing will save him. it plays out in crowley’s mind in a thousand different ways that are beyond painful to conceptualize, even in theory.

the story starts to unravel and there is a game afoot. a solemn, miserable, infuriating game because the con is still in session because parker is alive and in the building- which sets another fire alight in his chest. ‘parker even know you got hardison killed?’ he rages for her grief when she finds out. he knows it will double when she finds out eliot has perished, too, because he isn’t fucking blind.

but nate is a brilliant man, lest he forget too quickly. they are all alive, and somehow still the entire crew slips through his fingers. he’s not even angry (he never would have been- he doesn’t actually try too hard to catch them. it’s about the game, not the consequences). he lets them keep the black book because he’s fucking exhausted and honestly, they more than earned it.

‘now we’re even. tell sophie to drive carefully’. they will never be even, not really. crowley would never admit or agree that being human is the superior state of being, but that have made him feel human in a way he doesn’t actually mind. they keep him on his toes and match him in a way unique to them, they remind him that there are other things than the realm of hell. not necessarily bigger than hell, but maybe just as important in a different sense.

watching the van drive away, something inside him settles. when he walked into the interrogation room that day he thought this was the beginning of the end. it’s not the end at all, not an end to anything. it’s a continuation of their story. maybe, he thinks, a beginning to a new era in it

#before anyone says anything YES I KNOW HOW SPN LORE WORKS I WATCHED IT FOR MANY YEARS #I am just making this silly post for my own (and possibly your) amusement #I’m not digging too heavily into spn plot because I haven’t watched in forever and don’t trust my memory to make accurate commentary lol #also I know it’s probably layed but lied looked better somehow don’t worry about it #sorry this is so long I wasn’t sure where to break it to a read more bc all of it was too important to me 😭💀#tell me in the comments if you’d prefer a read more and where you think it should go #I haven’t been into spn for years HOW DOES THIS AU HAVE SUCH A CHOKEHOLD OVER ME #eliot spencer #parker #alec hardison #leverage ot3 #parker x hardison x eliot #(background)#nate ford #sophie devereaux #jim sterling #nate x sophie #nate x sophie x sterling #crossovers #leverage x spn #leverage x supernatural #supernatural #crowley spn #crowley supernatural #crowley #leverage #mine #not even queueing this I need it posted immediately. instant gratification #pls like rb comment etc I need the validation #I ended up putting a read more for the long goodbye job

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rainbow-wolf120 · 6 months

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What's crackalacking my bros

I gift the gays. I'm not sorry for anything

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vaggie-not-vagina · 2 months

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Headcanonssss <3

1- Adam has freckles on his shoulders from being out in the sun so long without proper clothes and Lute likes to sit there and make constellations of them and give them names.

2- Lute has battle scars, and she isn’t too fond of them but Adam loves to put his hands over them and make little comments about they were “meant to be” due to their scars being in similar places.

3- Lute was earthborn and loved the Beetlejuice movie and once she found out how to stream things in heaven from earth, she made Adam watch it and he was grinning like a child when he saw Beetlejuice and saw how similar they were to each other.

4- Adam can never seem to focus but when Lute has a certain tone like she’s demanding he pays attention, he can’t even think about anything else but her words and he loves it about her because she’s the only woman to ever put him in his place; but he refuses to admit it.

5- They both hate PDA but for different reasons; so the second they’re left alone they just smother each other with a tone of kisses and go back to normal before anyone comes back.

6- After the incident, Lute would plant kisses around the wound on his back while preening Adam’s wings and it makes Adam feel so much better.

7 - Adam helped Lute get use to her prosthetic and would go with her to work on gripping things and stuff and the first time she hugged him without even having to struggle with moving her arm, He about squealed from how proud he was.

8- They both joke about how stupid the other one is regarding certain things, but it’s how they flirt.

9- Adam wraps his wings around Lute when they sleep because it makes him feel like he’s the one protecting her for once.

#guitarspear #theyre so cute #i’m going to cry #i love them #guardrock #they have me in a chokehold #the brainrot is real #i will never shut up about this #he’s so silly #she’s so precious

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njordr · 2 months

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they’re so sweet gAHHH (〃∀〃)

request a doodle :] ☆ leave a tip!

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mooncoloredpeaches · 2 years

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the glimpse of us tiktok trend but for mav it just hits so much harder because when he looks into rooster’s eyes when he sees the rivalry between him and hangman he’s not only reminded of goose, but now of ice too. two of the people he loved the most.

‘cause sometimes i look in your eyes

and that’s where i find

a glimpse of us

#top gun maverick #top gun #why do i make myself cry #this has been haunting me forever if i have to suffer so do you #this silly movie abt men piloting their silly planes has a chokehold on me #send help #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #rooster x hangman #hangster #maverick x iceman #icemav #goose

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mazojo · 1 year

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RENT FUCKING FREE ON MY HEAD

#LITERALLY BRAAAAAINROTTTTTTTTT #I LOVE THEM SM THEY MAKE ME EMOOOOOO #LOVE ISNT REAL BECAUSE IT ONLY HAPPENS TO SMOL X TOL PEOPLE NAMED OTANI AND RISA SO UNFORTUNATE #I have no idea why lovely complex had such a chokehold on me bc its so dumb and silly and whatever but it does and I just love it so much #sorry guys I am going through my screenshots bare with me #otani #risa #lovely complex #manga #lovely complex spoilers

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a-tired-human-draws-junk · 1 month

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Some doodle pages I liked

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witch-sweets · 2 months

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I would to thank my mutual @rubys-forest for giving me ahit portal au thoughts because I'm currently hyperfixated on both these games

Anyways here's a SNaDOS design because I can't stop thinking about those 2

#a hat in time #ahit #ahit snatcher #portal #glados #Alongside Snatcher #portal glados #These games have a chokehold on me #I'm currently playing through portal 2 at the moment and I'm having a great time #Any series that has silly robots is an instant hyperfixation #GLaDOS is one of my favorite villians ever #I love her so much

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merakiui · 9 months

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azul has that single dad on vacation vibe nailed to a T in that new card and i’m going insane. i will be his wifey so he never again has to be a single dad on vacation

He's literally this:

But it's okay because he makes it look so good. orz I will also be his wifey so that when he has his next vacation trip he won't be alone. <3 anything to make dilf Azul happy hehe!!! >:3c

#twisted chit chat #there's the most terrible itch to write summer smut fics for the cast of the event...#those summer outfits have me in a chokehold #i want to write a silly fic where ace and floyd have a competition to see who can rizz up the most people on their tropical vacation #but floyd takes it too far and it goes from a rizz competition to seeing how many people you can kiss/fuck in a day #and poor riddle doesn't want to lose because the loser has to drink whatever alcoholic beverage of the winner's choice #and everyone assumes riddle will lose so they're all planning to make him drink this huge margarita #that will definitely give him a horrible hangover so he tries to rizz you because you seem nice enough to reject him #but maybe you like his sincere awkwardness hehe #it's a very silly plotless idea but the cast swearing on 'whatever happens on this tropical vacation stays at the tropical vacation'#is a fun mindset that they all agree upon #maybe it's a fic where they celebrate after they've graduated so it's one final trip of silly antics before they all have to focus on life #omg maybe they're drinking and daring each other to do silly things and everyone (except for jack) is dogpiling on riddle with absurd dares #like 'i bet you can't get that person's number' or 'i bet you can't get them to fuck you' T_T leave riddle alone everyone!!!!!#i have too many ideas in my mind orz #i'll stop rambling before these tags become far too long ;;;;;

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staplegxnn · 4 months

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I want to peg branch from behind.

Anyway how’s your night going?

#trolls #trolls world tour #trolls band together #trolls 3 #branch trolls #that little fucking twink has me in a chokehold #I wanna fuck him so bad #I also wanna fuck his brothers #he’s so silly and hot #he’s probably got autism #it’s okay I have a history of fucking autistic people

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gaykhoshekh · 3 months

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