“Are you a knight?“
"I'll be damned if I wasn't. Would have risked my life for nothing, if all I was supposed to do was bake bread."
The Pillars of the Earth | Chapter 3, Book 1
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If you ask the chain for their worst/ most annoying enemy
Time: redheads- I mean Redeads
Twilight: *stifling a laugh* Shadow beasts
Four: *deadpan* Gibdos
Legend: *can't think of anything challenging* I'm gonna say, umm... *shoots a teasing glance at Sky* Sleep
Wild: definitely Guardians
Sky: Demon lords with long tongues
Hyrule: *looks at Sky* not even gonna ask about that one, but Octorocks. They're everywhere in my world
Wind: I was gonna say Octorock too! But specifically Big Octo, those are the worst
Warriors: ...
Warriors: SO WHAT AM I THE ONLY ONE WHOS GONNA SAY GANON
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Yippee
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whenever people think about kanej and zoyalai double dates, they think Inej and Nikolai bonding over pirating while Zoya is about to pummel Kaz for being, well, Kaz, but I've always loved the idea of them being in the corner judging everyone nearby. that guy has a red button up on? so last season. that person just tripped? they're laughing their asses off. that lady just got arrested for theft? rookie mistake.
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Prompt 165
Danny is rather bemused but honestly with how his life is, this might as well happen. Apparently he has seven more siblings now, and a whole second dysfunctional family. And apparently he, Ellie and Jordan are the babies of the family. So.
Could Clockwork have mentioned that one of his variants had children before? Maybe, but this gets him out of becoming ghost king at the age of fourteen, which is a baby to the Realms anyway.
Well, hopefully their new siblings will be fine with them…
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Did Gru take parenting lessons from Peter B? Why did he take a baby with him on a dangerous mission? 😭
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redheads not beating the two-faced allegations
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Obsessed with the thought that tho mihawk is comfortable in his lone wolf life style, he does find it a bit too lonesome sometimes when the mood is somber, the silence is too much and he just remembers shanks' laugh and maybe no matter how much shanks' crew are too loud (understatement) he does find them entertaining, and maybe he enjoys ben's company in a comfortable silence, he may even consider him something close to a friend.
It just gets too much sometimes and he loathes the loneliness. When he's in one of those moods, he's mostly drinking and picking petty guaranteed wins. Going around like "you disturbed my nap" to whomever he's slicing into two and it got quite worst after he got used to zoro and perona and now they're no longer there and he was never much for kids but those are HIS kids and he misses kicking zoro's ass and baking with perona and them helping him in the garden as an unspoken, forced bonding family time.
He may like being alone but he hates being lonely, especially after he met people he actually enjoyed sacrificing his alone time for (not that he'll ever admit it)
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Now he's hanging out with cross guild (while waiting for zoro to get stronger and come after him so he either take his retirement or just dies in peace, both are good, really) and no day passes without at least one murder attempt from his side, but really, try to take the clown away from him and it would be you he stabs.
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i love katniss's absurd observations of other people that she doesn't care about. she is absolutely a kind and empathetic individual, there is no doubt, and extends mercy towards people she dislikes/outright hates but if she can't remember your name because you haven't made an impression she will literally just be like "oh yeah sly cunning girl from district five. foxface. district six tributes that are clearly addicts. the morphlings. monstrous boy from district two" etc etc and it's. extremely funny
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you don't think jason deserves to be close with the rest of the family??
do you think he wants to be??
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RUBEN TREVELYAN ☙ third son of house trevelyan of ostwick
Dear Lady Montilyet, I have little time to spare away from my duties so I'm just going to be blunt. My younger brother can be as stubborn as a ram when he wants to be, both him and my sister take after our father's side of the family, you see? They never really followed the family's traditions and while he, unlike Freya, didn't outright disown the Maker I struggle to see how could he accept to play any role in this he didn't choose for himself. I urgently advise you to find a way to tame him that doesn't involve trying to boss him around. I know for a fact that would be a losing battle.
All my best, Brendan Trevelyan.
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Hhhhighschool au bus ride with trouble from @shepherds-of-haven ;;;; haha
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every damn time gwynriel/elucien gets a heavy hit reminder on "your barely a ship chill the fuck out" from S*M herself they throw the biggest fucking tantrum and makes it everyones problem like...
sorry not even casual readers who dont care about elriel dont get on youre side since they know are the most likable couple to have their story told. go get youre shit together if a fictional gardener liking- being shackled, to your equally fictional book BF, gets you so fucking heated
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Do u think Andrew went absolute BONKERS when he finds out Neil’s real hair colour like he comes outta easthaven to see Neil’s orange ass waiting for him like “SincE whEn THE FUCK”
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