#the perfect placebo effect

[stuckinapril]

Not into spirituality / religion / manifestation etc etc. HOWEVER I just bought the protecting dust from the House of Intuition bc it’s such a cute concept

#the way it’s advertised is so cute I’m sorry #‘scatter them around your bedroom! dust them over paperwork!’ #‘they will protect you from evil spirits and the evil eye!’ #me carrying this around in my bag wherever I go #bc you never know what evil spirits u may encounter in a chemistry research conference or at the clinic u volunteer at. #sprinkling this protecting dust on mock exams bc I need to be protected from a bad grade bitch #it’s so extra which is why I’m obsessed w this idea #the perfect placebo effect #p

[dreamcatchers-husband]

The City Of Love And Secrets

Male Reader X Kim Sejeong

Length: 7.6k +

Tags: Couple, Creampie.

A/n- First work in a while. Hope its ok

Paris. The city of love. Everyone has heard that saying and it was honestly true. From your first steps off the plane, you just felt your emotions heighten somehow. Sure it could have been a placebo effect just knowing you were there but either way, you could just feel the love in the air. 

Your walk through the airport was almost robotic until you felt a tap on your shoulder. Looking to the side you saw Sejeong smiling at you and handing you a bottle of water. 

“Drink. You slept for most of that flight so I imagine you are thirsty.” 

Taking a sip of the water, you continued to walk throughout the airport eventually reaching the luggage pick-up section. A few minutes go by as the two of you just stood there in silence, your fingers fidgeting. The sound of a slam gets you back to your senses as you see the luggage begin to fall down the conveyor belt. 

Different kinds of suitcases move around on the belt as you see the familiar blue from your couple set. Picking them up, you check to see if your names were on them. Once you saw that the bags were both yours, you picked them off the belt and placed them on the floor. 

Pulling out the handles, the two of you made your way to the exit to the airport. The flashing cameras were already going off as you got closer and closer to that door. Finally, near the door, you saw your security team waiting to escort you. With a quick nod, the men formed a circle around the two of you as you walked out the door. 

The yelling from the cameraman was very apparent as they were not happy that they couldn’t take any shots of the star in front of them. The yells from your security team rang in your ears as you took slower and slower steps until the circle was opened, showing you the front door to the black car. 

Stretching out your hand, you then let Sejeong enter the car as you followed behind her. Once in, the door gets closer as the camera flashes continue to go off. The sound of the trunk closing gets your attention as the car begins to move little by little. The honking from the horn continued to echo in the air until police began to push the paparazzi from the car. Finally free the Mercedes picked up speed In the street. 

“Well, that was quite the event. I’m glad I scheduled that security to be there for us.” 

“I didn’t expect people to know who I was. That honestly was a surprise.” 

“I knew it would be like this. Your fame blew up thanks to the Netflix show. Fashion week here in Paris is also a massive thing, so anyone invited to these shows would get surrounded by paparazzi as well.” 

“Well thank you for planning appropriately. That’s why you're my favorite manager.” 

“I’m your only manager.” 

“Exactly. That makes you my favorite manager either way.” 

Laughter filled the car as you slid your hand towards Sejeong’s, taking hold of it. A smile filled your face as you looked towards your girlfriend, Her smile was just as big as your own. The ride from the airport to your hotel continued as you finally made it to the front door. This place just looked amazing from the outside. 

The white exterior was somehow very pleasant to the eyes as you opened the door to the car. Stepping out, you reached out and helped Sejeong step out of the vehicle as well. Bellboys soon grabbed your luggage as they then pointed towards the front door. Following their lead, you made your way into the hotel. 

The hotel kept its older look which was honestly perfect. It’s kept that romantic feeling you had felt earlier coming off the plane. Getting to the reception desk you stood in front of a French woman who gave you a big smile. 

“Welcome to the Ritz Paris. May I know the name your reservation is under?”

“Yes, it’s under the name Park Dong-Yul.” 

Once you said your name, the woman began to search for your name on the computer. The repeated clacking from the keyboard came to a stop as the receptionist looked up and smiled at you. 

“I see you have the presidential suite reserved for two weeks as well as another room on the floor below. It is a great suite and I am sure you will enjoy it there. Now I see that your stay is already paid for so I will just hand you the key cards.”

Once the cards were programmed, the front desk worker handed them to you and smiled. 

“I hope you enjoy your stay here. The bellboys will help bring up your luggage.”

“Thank you.” 

Grabbing the cards, you followed the bellboys as they escorted you to the nearest elevator. Once you entered you saw that the elevator had one of the scanners that the doors had for key cards. 

“Mr.Park. May I ask you to scan your key card? You will need to use it each time you want to get up to the penthouse floor.” 

With a quick nod, you scanned your keycard on the elevator panel and pressed the round button labeled P. As the doors closed, you felt a small jolt come from the elevator as it commenced its journey up. The ride was short as the hotel was not that tall, so a ding from the elevator came quickly. Once the doors opened, you stepped out and followed the bellboys to your front door. 

“Just scan your key card and you can enter your home for the next few weeks.” 

Scanning the card, a small beep rang out as the lock to the door came undone. Pulling down on the handle, you pushed the door open and held your hand out to Sejeong. As she took hold of it, you both went inside your suite and began to take a look around. As the bellboy entered and placed your bags in the living room. 

Taking out a bit of money, you handed it to the bellboy and he said his goodbyes leaving just Sejeong and yourself in the room. Taking a look around, you saw a big living room with a nice tv and couch. Walking towards the bedroom, you saw how big the one bed was with a giant frame holding the mattress. 

A few more steps bring you to the bathroom. The massive glass shower was in the corner as you saw a big bathtub at the edge of the wall. The double vanity was perfect for getting the 2 of you ready at the same time.

“Really is a beautiful suite.” 

“Yeah, it is.” 

Taking a few steps closer, Sejeong then hugged you and looked into your eyes.

“We should freshen up.” 

Kissing Sejeong on her forehead, you nod your head in agreement and pull back from her. Your girlfriend then began to remove her clothes in a hurry and jumped into the shower. Following her example you did the same. 

Entering the shower, your body was quickly hit with the warm water from the shower head. With her back facing you, your arms wrapped around your girlfriend's waist and pulled her close to your own body. Your lips went to her neck and began to pepper it with small kisses up and down her collar. 

“Mhmmm. Already? We just got here.” 

“Can you blame me? Your body just drives me feral.” 

Lowering your hands, your fingers got closer to Sejeong’s folds until you felt her hand grab you.

“As much as I would love to have a little session, we should get ready for today. This is the only chance we have.” 

Much to your dismay, your hands pulled back and Sejeong grabbed the soap. Spreading it all over her body, your hands helped lather her smooth skin. Your fingertips could feel every bump and curve on your girlfriend's body as they helped her reach all the parts of her body. 

Once done with her, Sejeong did the same to your own body with a few little slaps to your ass while she was at it. The shower came to an end as the water washed away the remaining soap from your bodies, down the drain. 

Stepping out of the shower, you grabbed some towels and got both of you dry. Once dry, you made your way over to your luggage and began to pull some clothes from your suitcase. The striped red dress shirt you threw on matched Sejeong’s orange top. The top was a little shorter showing a bit of her stomach before reaching her black jeans. Throwing a brown blazer on top, her outfit was complete. 

Once you finished putting on your dull outfit and grabbing a small box from your backpack, you saw Sejeong walking back to you after putting the phone down. Taking hold of your hand, Sejeong then smiled and looked into your eyes. 

“I already requested a cab for us. There should be one for us in a few minutes. We should probably head down.” 

“Sounds good. After you, my dear.” 

Heading to the door, your legs followed behind your girlfriend to the elevator. Pressing the button, the elevator dinged as the doors opened. Stepping on, your girlfriend pressed the button to go down to the lobby. As the doors closed, the elevator gave a little jolt as it went down a few floors. 

That small ding returned as the elevator doors opened once more. Stepping off with Sejeong, the two of you hand in hand walked towards the exit and made your way outside. Seeing the familiar Yellow hue of a taxi, you made your way over and opened the door for Sejeong. Jumping in after her you fastened your seat belt and looked at the driver. 

“Near the Eiffel Tower please.” 

With a simple nod, the man began to drive as Sejeong laid her head on your shoulder. The drive was rather short but silent. Neither you nor Sejeong spoke the entire time. The only sound that your ears picked up was your heartbeat. 

Stepping out of the yellow vehicle, the masses of tourists all around crowded both you and Sejeong as you both began to walk. Knowing your girlfriend would want a picture to commemorate this trip, your legs continued to look for a good spot. 

Finding an empty street with the national landmark in view, the two of you made your way to the middle of the road and looked at the giant tower. No cars came down the stone road as Sejeong pulled out her phone and handed it to you. 

As the Idol began to pose, you pulled up the camera app on her phone and began to take pictures of her. Each image that filled your screen brought a wider and wider smile to your face. She was your happiness, and you never want her to be gone. 

As Sejeong walked back over, you were reminded of the plan once you saw some documents in her hand. Bringing your head back up, Sejeong smiled and took hold of your left hand. 

“It’s just over there. Let’s go!” 

Filled with energy, the two of you ran down the street like a young couple in a K-drama. Arriving in front of the nice building, the two of you walked to the front door that had two main words written on it. Town Hall.

Pulling the glass door open, Sejeong ran in leaving you to follow her brown jacket to the reception desk. Getting closer, you saw Sejeong trying and failing at communicating with the woman at the desk. She was good at understanding English but not the best speaker.

“I’m sorry. She’s a little enthusiastic. What floor can I find the family and children department?” 

“Third floor. On the right-hand side once you step off the elevator.”

Despite the woman’s heavy accent, you managed to understand what she said. Thanking the woman, you followed what she said and walked over to the elevator, and hopped on. Selecting the third floor, the metal cage closed its doors and made the quick trip up. 

When the doors opened, you took hold of Sejeong's hands and walked out of the elevator. On the left side, a giant staircase could be found that probably led back to the lobby. Going to the right, you began to follow the arrows to a door at the end of the hallway. 

Getting closer you began to see on the door the words in French were written as well as in English, Family and children. As your hand went on the handle, you began to feel Sejeong’s hand tremble as it was intertwined with your own. 

Feeling that, you let go of the handle and look back at Sejeong. 

“Hey. you ok?” 

“Y-Yeah. Just nervous about it all. W-What will people say? What will the company say?”

“A-Are you having doubts? We don’t have to do this if you don’t want to. If you felt pressured I’m-“ 

“No. I never felt pressured, Dongyul. I ran here with you, remember? It’s just that so much could go wrong. First, the company could fire you let alone-“

“Sejeong, dear. I couldn’t care less about what people will say or think. The only thing that matters to me is your response to this. Do you love me?” 

“Don’t ask me stupid questions. Of course, I love you.” 

“That’s all that matters. We don’t need to do this today. We can just go enjoy the day and do this in the future. I will wait as long as you need me to. I will love you for the rest of my life, even if we never did this.

Walking away from the door, you felt your feet stop in their tracks as Sejeong pulled you back. Wrapping you in her arms, your girlfriend dug her head into your chest and stayed there for a bit. 

“Let’s do it. You could have gotten mad that we made it all the way here but didn’t go through with it. Instead, you wanted to make sure I’m ok and will do anything to make me happy. Even wait for a time I’m 100%, be that today or never. The fact is my life as an idol will always bring me doubts about stuff but the one thing I don’t doubt is how much I love you. Let’s go.” 

A smile filled your face as you reached for the door handle and turned it. Walking into the room, you found a woman at the reception desk looking at the two of you entering. 

“Welcome to the Family and Children department. How can I help you? Do you have an appointment?” 

Luck was on your side as the woman spoke very good English.

“Um no but we were hoping to get a ceremony held today.” 

“What type of ceremony?” 

Sejeong took a step forward and smiled. 

“My boyfriend and I would like to get married.” 

The woman at that time stood up from her seat and gave you an expression that could only be described as delighted. 

“Oh, my god. Do you know how long it’s been since we had a wedding here? Let me call the mayor and he will come down from his office right now!” 

Picking up the phone, the middle-aged woman began to press several buttons on the landline and then put the receiver to her ear. 

“I wonder how long it’s been since they had a wedding here. She seemed way too excited to have to do a ceremony.” 

“I would assume they have one of these done every 15 minutes. There wasn’t even a line here at all.” 

Before you could continue your conversation the woman came running up to the two of you and began to push you out the door. Pulling you both to the stairs the woman began to speak once more. 

“Let’s go up a floor and we will meet the Mayor in his office. Did your two bring witnesses to sign on the marriage certificate?” 

“Shit. I might have forgotten about that part.” 

“Well typically we would reject you but I can sign and the mayor's secretary can sign as well. Just don’t tell anyone we will do it for you.” 

Your fiancé at that time chuckled and gave you a flick to the forehead. Finally, up the stairs, you found several rooms in a hallway. Following the woman, you made it to the door at the end of the hallway. As she opened it, you saw what seemed to be a desk in the room. Once in, you saw that there was another door next to the desk. 

As the younger woman saw you three enter, she waved at you all to walk over and stood up. 

“Perfect. He’s in his office waiting. I’m Michelle.” 

“Wow, your English is very good. The two of you have no accent at all.” 

“We were both raised in America. I will act as the translator even though Celine, who you met downstairs could do it as well. Now let’s head in with you and your fiancé.” 

Walking to the door. You turned the handle and found a man standing next to a table. Sejeong's hand began to tremble once more as you finally were face to face with the man that would join the two of you for life.

“Accueillir. Est-ce que vous êtes le couple que je vais épouser?”

Michelle then walked forward and spoke. 

“He said, " Welcome. Are the two of you the couple I will marry? His name is Pierre Blanc. 

“Ah tell him yes. We thank him for taking the time out of his day to do this for us.”

Michelle then translated back what you said. The mayor then replied.

“Bien. Les gens ne se marient plus à Paris.” 

“He said “Well. People have not been getting married in Paris anymore.” 

“Yeah, Celine mentioned something like that. Why?” 

“Ah well. This Generation doesn’t seem to want to go with the old-school traditions. Most couples seem to want to just keep things casual now.” 

“Well I understand those thoughts that people had but we have both been suckers for old romance stories.” 

Looking at Sejeong, you saw a large smile on her face as she nodded at your statement. Soon the rest of the people in the room began to grab things as you continued to look at her. 

“Sorry, you can't participate much in all these conversations.” 

“Eh, it’s ok. I understand what you guys are saying. Feels like you are translating for work as always. All I need to know is two words. I do.” 

“Sorry to interrupt but we are almost ready just fill out some of this paperwork and we can start. For the ceremony, He will give a bit of a speech and then ask you the question. I will be translating it all.”

Filling out the paperwork given, you both handed it to Michelle and gave it to the Mayor. The two of you stood in front of the Mayor. The speech he gave was on the long side but each sentence just somehow made you happier. Finally, the time the two of you were waiting for came. 

“Maintenant. Dongyul, Sejeong. le temps est venu. puis-je confirmer que vous êtes tous les deux ici de votre propre gré?”

“He said “Now. Dongyul, Sejeong. the time has come. Can I confirm you are both here of your own will?”

“Yes, I am here of my own free will.” 

With a bit of a struggle, Sejeong replied. 

“Yes me here want.” 

“Some chuckles left everyone’s mouths as they heard your fiancé’s English. 

“Merci d'avoir confirmé. Nous le faisons avec tous les étrangers. Le mariage est quelque chose qui peut être compliqué parfois, mais toujours une belle chose. Je pense que mon discours a pris beaucoup de temps, alors allons-y.”

Looking at Michelle you waited for her translation.

“Thank you for confirming. We do this with all foreigners. Marriage is something that can be complicated at times but is still a beautiful thing. I think my speech took up a lot of time so let’s get to it.” 

Looking back at the mayor he began to speak once more.

“Dongyul. Prends-tu Sejeong pour femme ? Aimer et tenir pour le reste de votre vie, à travers la maladie et en bonne santé ? Les moments faciles et les plus difficiles?”

“Dongyul. Do you take Sejeong to be your wife? To love and to hold for the rest of your life, through sickness and in health? the easy times and the hard ones?”

“I do.” 

With a smile, The mayor now turned to Sejeong. 

“Sejeong. Prenez-vous Dongyul pour mari ? Aimer et tenir pour le reste de votre vie, à travers la maladie et en bonne santé ? Les moments faciles et les plus difficiles?

“Sejeong. Do you take Dongyul to be your husband? To love and to hold for the rest of your life, through sickness and in health? The easy times and the hard ones?”

“I do.” 

“Très bien alors. Je vais sauter le reste de mon discours puisque je vous ai déjà ennuyé tous les deux. Pourriez-vous tous les deux signer votre certificat de mariage?”

“Very well then. I will skip through the rest of my speech since I bored you both already. Could the two of you please sign on your marriage certificate?

Stepping forward, the two of you were handed pens by Celine and reached down to the certificate. Signing your name on one line, Sejeong did the same and placed her own on the table.

“Now me and Celine will sign as the witnesses to your marriage.” 

The two pens that were used by you and Sejeong were picked up by Celine and Michelle and quickly put to use signing on the paper. Once done, the entire room began to clap suddenly, scaring both you and Sejeong. 

“Félicitations. Vous êtes maintenant mari et femme. Vous pouvez embrasser la mariée.”

“He said, “Congratulations. You are now Husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.” 

Hearing those words made your heart race as the ceremony was now over. The mayor skipped over a lot of other stuff and just married the two after his long speech. Without hesitation, your hands went to your wife’s cheeks as you pulled her in for a deep kiss. The two of you kissed for a few seconds until you pulled back. 

Pulling out the small box you grabbed earlier from your room. You flipped the lid open and showed her the wedding bands inside. Pulling out her box, Sejeong showed you the engagement ring you bought her a year ago. She couldn’t wear it publicly but always showed it to her closest friends. The small diamond stone in the center was just perfect according to your wife. Now she could proudly wear it as well as the band once everyone knows she was married. 

Taking out her ring. Sejeong handed it to you to put on her. Lining it up with her ring finger, you pushed it forward as the circular accessory fit just perfectly around her appendage. Now that the engagement right was on, you proceeded to push the wedding band above the engagement ring. Just as with the previous accessory, it fit perfectly ok her finger. 

Grabbing your wedding band, Your beloved wife did the same thing and pushed the ring around your finger. It’s official, you were her husband and she was your wife. 

Giving your thanks to all of the parties involved, the two of you began to run out of the office and to the staircase. Despite taking the elevator before, your hand pulled Sejeong down the stairs visiting each floor before reaching the lobby. 

As you got closer to the door, your mind told you to do something a bit stupid. With your left hand on the door, you looked back and yelled. 

“I JUST MARRIED THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD. HER NAME IS KIM SEJEONG SO BACK OFF IF YOU HEAR THAT NAME!”

“Dongyul!”

Pressing on the door, you pulled Sejeong out of the building and continued to run, hearing the laughter from your betrothed. Once a bit of a distance from the town hall, you stopped running and looked at your new wife. 

“So what’s the plan? Dinner? A walk?” 

A smile filled Sejeong’s face as She raised her hand. From the corner of your eyes, you saw a taxi pull up next to both of you and stop. The black vehicle had its doors pinned by you, welcoming Sejeong inside. 

Once the two of you were inside, your wife spoke up to the driver, directing him back to the hotel. As the Four wheels of the car began to spin, you turned towards Sejeong and gave her a confused look. 

“Let’s just go back. Ignore him. Kiss me.” 

Without hesitation, your hands grabbed Your wife’s face and pulled her toward your lips. No matter how many times you kissed her, it always felt like the first time with how your heart fluttered. Pushing your tongue forward, the two of you fought for dominance over who would lead. As your hands began to move from her face, a cough caught your attention from the front of the cab.

“No kiss!” 

The older man seemed very angry at the action taking place in the back of his vehicle. All you could assume was that the old man had seen plenty of nasty things in there and wasn’t about to see another one take place.

“Sorry.” 

A small giggle left the both of you as the man rolled his eyes. The drive continued in silence until you saw the familiar white outline of the hotel. Arriving at the entrance, you pulled out some cash and handed it to the driver. Angrily he took the cash and pointed at the door, telling you both to exit.

A bellboy at the time opened the cab door and welcomed you both outside. Going to the entrance, you and Sejeong walked hand in hand to the elevator. The entire staff continued to give you happy looks as they saw you both walk in a brand new couple. Well, newlywed couple. 

After the short trek, you arrived at the door of your hotel room. Scanning the keycard, the two of you entered and arrived in the living room. 

“So, my dear wife. Why did we return to our room? We still have plenty of the city to explore.” 

“Well, I think in honor of our wedding day, we should keep things simple as well as revisit a memory. Do you remember our first date?” 

“Of course I do. It was your first trip to Japan in 2017. The rest of your members went to sleep but we both stayed up in my room having room service and watching a movie. I was so scared of confessing that day but it turned out you felt the same.” 

“Well, that’s what we will do. Let’s order room service and just watch a movie. We don’t need anything fancy to commemorate today. Well, anything else.”

“Then I’ll order some food, you put something on to watch.” 

With a nod, Sejeong went and turned on the tv while you picked up the phone. After ordering various foods, you made your way to the couch and sat next to your beloved. 

“I connected my phone to the tv. I didn’t manage to see last week's episode of Amazing Saturday if you don’t mind.” 

“Anything you want my dear wife.” 

Taking off your shoes, you laid down and pulled Sejeong on top of you. The idol stayed on top of you as her head laid on your chest. A couple of minutes went by as Sejong spoke up. 

“Taeyeon Sunbae is so pretty. Do you think she has a partner?” 

“Why? You want to divorce me for her already?” 

“If she’s interested I wouldn't say no.”

With a laugh, you brought your head down and kissed her on the forehead. A few minutes went by as you both played along with the game the cast members were playing that episode. A sudden knock got the attention of both of you away from the tv. Pausing the episode, you both stood up and made your way to the exit.

As the wooden door opened, you saw a man with a pushcart standing there with your food. Welcoming the man inside, he proceeded to push the cart into the room. Once he arrived at the kitchen, you stopped moving the cart and gave him both a quick nod. Handing him a bit of cash, the man thanked you both and made his way out of the room. 

Grabbing a few plates, you both brought the food into the living room and placed it on the table. You had a nice steak dish with Demi glazed vegetables. Sejeong had grilled salmon with stir-fried vegetables on the side. Without saying anything, the two of you dug into your meals and shared the different plates of food. As soon as one was done, you got up and went for the next in the kitchen. 

After a bit, The two of you felt the after-effects of stuffing down 3 plates of food. At this point, an older episode of Amazing Saturday started playing as you both were done eating. Despite this being your wedding day, it almost felt like just a normal date. 

“Dongie. Can you believe it? We’re married. I never thought this day would come.” 

“We managed to keep our relationship hidden for six years now. Of course, we were ready for the next step. The only woman I want in my life is you. Screw the repercussions.” 

“God I love you. Today has honestly felt like a romance movie or a dream. I don’t want to wake up if it is one.” 

“This isn’t a dream. Do my lips not feel real?” 

Pulling Sejeong a bit closer, you gave her lips a few quick pecks which made her smile. 

“Mhmm, I might need a little more convincing this isn’t a dream.” 

“How about this?”

From her lips, you began to give her cheek a few small kisses and then moved down to her neck. The constant pecks on her collar caused the idol to begin to moan out loud. With your arms, you quickly picked up your wife and began to stumble around the room. After a few small bumps, your bodies arrived in the bedroom and got next to the mattress. 

Placing Sejeong down, you both pulled away from each other and stared at each other in a state of lust. No words needed to be said as you both tore each other's clothes off in a matter of seconds. As you saw the nude body of your wife, your cock began to twitch from the marvelous sight. 

With a smirk on her face, Sejeong dropped to her knees and took hold of your dick. As her warm hands began to stroke your shaft, you felt her left hand wrap around your balls and play with them. 

“Wow. They feel so full. Have you been waiting for our wedding night?”

“F-Fuck yes. We didn’t have time with your schedule.” 

“Well. We have all night now.”

Your whole body began to shiver as Sejeong’s tongue began to move up your length. The small movements from her tongue made you anticipate what was to come. As your wife’s tongue reached the top, her lips suddenly wrapped around your tip and began to give it small sucks. As a moan left your mouth, Sejeong smirked at your response.

With each suck, your wife increased the intensity of the action. Your back hit the wall Sejeong began to move her head down on your length. Placing your hand on her head, you began to move Sejeong further down on your cock with each bob. As your beloved’s eyes met with your own, she gave you a sign to be tougher. 

With a thrust, your length began to reach the back of Sejeong’s throat. Small noises left her mouth as you continued your thrusts in her mouth. Both of your wife’s hands grabbed your legs as she began to move them even farther than before. With the next thrust, Sejeong held her throat down on your length. The constricting feeling of her mouth was something that you loved. 

After a few seconds, your partner pulled her head back and removed her mouth from your cock. 

“Fuck Sejeong. How do you get better at this each time?” 

“Practice makes perfect, but I think we should cover our bases.” 

Raising her upper body, Sejeong pushed her breast together and wrapped your length in between them. Her soft skin blessed your length as Sejeong began to just move them around. With the help of the water, Your wife began to move up and down on your length. 

Your wife’s tits weren’t the biggest out there but they were plenty big for a tit fuck. Your hips moved and tandem with your girl as she looked up at you again. As her hands stopped squeezing her breast she immediately grabbed some soap and rubbed it all over her chest. Going back, Sejeong smooshed your length in between her lathered tits. The soap helped the speed at which you could move your cock in between. 

“Look at you, thrusting harder. What you can’t wait to cum?” 

“Fuck yes, Sejeong. Please help me cum.” 

“I’d hate for you to cum before the main event.” 

As Sejeong began to slow her breast movement down, you began to give her a pleading look that made her smile. 

“Ok. If you want to cum then cum in my mouth.”

Moving her chest away, your wife wrapped her lips around your tip once more and sucked on it. With each suck, Sejeong flicked her tongue on the end of your tip. She knew this was your weak spot. As groans began to leave your mouth, your girl gave one final flick to your tip causing you to cum. Shot after shot of your seed filled her mouth. 

You weren’t sure how much time had passed after a bit But Sejeong was still sucking on your cock. Being too much, you pulled your wife off your cock and just breathed heavily. A chuckle left Sejeong’s mouth as she washed the remaining soap off her body. Once clean, your beloved turned off the water and opened the shower door. Wrapping her body in a towel she then faced you and signaled you with her finger to follow her. 

Walking backward, Sejeong went into the room as you grabbed a towel and dried yourself off quickly. Once in the room, your spouse was laying on top of the bed with the towel thrown to the side. 

“You got to cum early so you better return the favor. Come eat my pussy.” 

Approaching your beloved, you immediately dropped to your knees and got a bit closer. The smell of lavender filled your nose as you put your lips on her thighs. With the small kisses you gave her legs, your head began moving further up. 

Finally, near her entrance, your hands placed themselves on her legs and kept them wide open. The glistening look from her pussy enticed you more than you could control yourself. Just as Sejeong got ready to speak, your lips gave her pussy a small kiss. 

“Come on sweetie. Don’t tease me.” 

“Fine then.” 

With a newfound fire in your belly, you stretched your mouth wide open and gave her lips a long lick. Pushing them open, your tongue began to move into her snatch and move all around. The moans that left your wife's mouth were music to your ears. Unwrapping your arms from her legs, you brought your hand to her pussy and pushed 2 fingers in. 

Thirsting your fingers in and out, Sejeong began to moan louder as well and tense her legs a bit. Each movement of your hand was accompanied by a rapid flick of your tongue. With her pussy spread open, you eventually found her clit and moved your tongue on top of it. Your flicks started on her small nub, causing Sejeong to close her legs around your head. 

“Fuck. That’s right. Keep eating my pussy. Eat your wife’s pussy.” 

Somehow you found the muscle strength in your tongue and hand to increase your speed even further. With each squeeze around your head, your beloved began to jolt around. Soon Sejeong’s yells filled the room as you made one final attack on her clit.

Feeling her thighs crush your head, a rush of fluids hit your mouth as your wife finally came. Drinking all you could, your hand continued to move in and out of her snatch, overstimulating your girl. Pushing herself away from you, Sejeong continued to pant for air. Getting up from the floor, you laid yourself down next to her and gave her neck small kisses. A laugh left her mouth as she turned towards you and kissed your lips. 

“Fuck that tongue of yours works wonders.” 

“Probably the reason you decide to lock me down.” 

With another laugh, Sejeong pulled you in for another kiss. Pushing your tongue forward, the two of you fought for dominance until your wife mounted you. Deciding to play along, your wife pushed her tongue into your mouth and began to move it all around. Moving a hand down, Sejeong’s hand took hold of your shaft and lined it up with her slit. With a lift of her hips, Sejong filled herself with your rod. 

A grunt left your mouth as your wife moaned. Moving her hips in a circular motion, Sejong began to grind on your cock, filling the two of you with pleasure. Moving your hands down to her hips, you began to help Sejeong with her movements as your eyes basked in the sight of her breasts. 

“Come on dear. Suck on my tits. These are all yours.” 

With that invitation, your mouth went to her right breast and wrapped her erect nipple In your mouth. Starting to suck on her breast, Sejeong’s moans began to increase. The grinding from your wife’s hips increased as her slick began to leak down her legs. 

“Fuck. H-How am I going to cum already again?” 

You weren’t about to question it as you began to pick your beloved's body up and slam her down on your cock. The thrusts into her cunt mixed with the grinding and sucking on her nipple began to overwhelm Sejeong. 

“J-Just a little more. Please, Sweetie.” 

You weren’t about to disappoint your wife, so pulling the two of your flat on the bed, you began to trust your cock into her snatch and move as fast as you could. Despite not being able to grind anymore, your constant filling of her pussy pleasured your wife just as much. Raising one hand, you quickly gave her left breast a slap which caused Sejeong to scream. 

Continuing the actions, your wife moaned louder and louder until you gave her tit a final slap. This helps your wife reach her peak and let her juices all over the bed. You already played with Sejeong before, so you stopped your thrusts and laid your wife on your chest. The act which the two of you were doing could be seen as nasty but between newlyweds, it was almost beautiful. 

Hoping off your dick, Sejeong looked at you and smirked. 

“You get to cum now. How do you want me, dear husband?” 

Flipping your woman on her back, you split her legs open once more and put your length near her folds. 

“I want to look into my wife’s eyes while I continue to fuck her.” 

A smile filled her face as she got ready. Pushing in, your length was quickly enveloped by the warmth that was Sejeong’s snatch. Moving your hips slowly, your rod exited and entered your wife. The small thrusts you were giving Your beloved were interrupted by a sudden smack to your ass. 

A giggle came from Sejeong as she began to pull you down closer. As her mouth got near your ear, she began to speak. 

“I told you to fuck me so you can cum. So don’t give me some little shove into me. Shove that cock deep into my walls.” 

With a hand on each side of her waist, you raised the strength and speed at which you fucked her. Back and forth your dick went in and out of her tunnel. Raising her upper body, Sejeong pulled you in for a kiss, battling for control once more. Despite surrendering before, you were now in control. 

Your tongue pushed hers back and swirled all around her mouth. Despite losing the battle with her mouth, Sejeong was happy and began to match your thrusts. As your rod exited her pussy, your wife pulled back and slammed down hard as you entered her once more. 

Having been fucking your wife for a little bit now, your cock was already aching for release. Sejeong must have noticed this as she gave you a smirk. A constricting feeling quickly enveloped your length as she tensed the muscles in her snatch. Continuing this action, your peak got closer and closer until you knew you would explode. You need to pull out.

“S-Sejeong. I’m gonna cum.” 

“Well then. Here’s your wedding gift.” 

With her legs, Sejeong wrapped them around your waist and surprised you. 

“Cum in your wife. Give her a nice big creampie 

You knew Sejeong wasn’t on birth control but your human instincts took over as you gave one final thrust into Sejeong. Your cock quickly began to throb inside your beloved and fill her open womb with your seed. This was your first time cuming in Sejeong, and it was the best feeling ever. 

After a few seconds, your cock stopped shooting your loads in her. Dropping down on top of Sejeong, you finally took this chance to relax after your sex session with Sejeong. Laying there with your wife, you finally were hit with it all. You’re married to Kim Sejeong and she was yours forever now. 

With a kiss, you both propped yourselves up and looked at each other. 

“I can’t believe this happened. I’m married to the greatest man on earth.” 

“And I married one of the hottest girls in South Korea.” 

A smack to the back of the head made you laugh as you both just thought about everything.

“God. I might lose my job huh.” 

“No, you won’t. We got a few weeks to figure out what we are going to say. Let’s just enjoy our trip.” 

A peck on the lips distracted you as your wife then stood up. Grabbing a bottle of champagne that was in the corner, Sejeong walked towards the couch and opened it. Your wife then surprised you as she poured some champagne on her chest and signaled you to come over. 

It was going to be a long night. 

Six weeks passed and you found yourself in the jellyfish conference room. At your side, Sejeong was holding your hand that was shaking. As the door opened, the two of you stood up and bowed toward the executives. As they each took a seat, the two of you stood standing until the CEO spoke up. 

“Ok, so we are here. What was so urgent you needed to tell everyone in the company?” 

“Well, Sir. Sejeong and I would like to inform the company that we are in a relationship.” 

The silence was nerve-wracking as they just stared at you. A laugh from the CEO filled the room as he shook his head no. 

“That is not permitted. Consider yourself fired and end it.” 

Before you could get another word out, Sejeong spoke first. 

“I’m afraid that’s not possible as Dongyul and myself are married. Here is a copy of the marriage certificate.” 

The man’s laughter left as he stood up and walked over angrily. Grabbing the paper the man looked it over and then stared at the two of you. 

“When the fuck did this happen?” 

“In Paris sir. We love each other and decided we want to spend our lives with each other.” 

The room felt tense as the need just hit everyone. 

“I also have something else to say. Dongyul I was hiding this but I want to tell you I’m pregnant.” 

The old man in front of you nearly fainted hearing this final part of the news. You immediately took Sejeong into your arms and picked her up. As you spun her around you were quickly reminded where you were and stopped. 

“Dongyul will stay as my manager. I will not leave my husband and I will stay happy with my new family on the way. Let’s face it, I’m the money maker for this company and I will leave if you try anything in my relationship.” 

The executives all agreed on the spot as the CEO just sat down defeated. They all knew she was the money maker and weren’t going to argue. 

With a final nod of approval from the CEO, the two of you ran out of the room and got into the closest elevator. Taking her back into your arms, you have Sejeong a kiss and placed your hand on her stomach. 

“So we are going to get a little one?” 

“Yeah. Sorry to spring that on you but I figured that would be the best way for you to keep your job.” 

“I don’t care. I’m just happy you’re mine forever.”

Kissing her once more, a sudden ding brought you back to your senses. The doors opened on some empty floor and your wife stepped off the elevator. 

“You gonna stay there or are you gonna come fuck me in the closest room.”

You didn’t have to be told twice. This was your life now. Married to the woman of your dreams with a little one on the way. It was perfect. 

A/N 2- Not my best work in the smut but I wanted to post something since its been a while. Thank you for reading.

#smut #female idol smut #kpopsmut #sejeongsmut

[beesmygod]

a study came out that might indicate that the benefits gained from medical ketamine are a result of the placebo effect (or as the article makes a purpose of highlighting, "having hope") rather than any specific mechanism unique to hallucinogens. but the way they did the study was really interesting, as they make the point that its nearly impossible to do blind studies of a hallucinogen because its REALLY obvious whether or not you have a placebo.

additionally interesting is the way that researchers discuss and reframe placebo as a mechanism with actual biological impact instead of its general perception as "haha you got tricked into feeling better for no reason dipshit!" in hindsight it makes perfect sense that there's actual chemical stuff going on under the hood

“In some ways, none of this is new,” said Boris Heifets, the study’s corresponding author. “Placebo is probably the single most effective, consistent intervention in medicine, full stop. It’s seen in every trial, and we should probably be paying more attention to the factors that give rise to it.” [...] “Saying ‘it’s just a placebo’ is really a disservice to what placebo is,” Heifets said. “It isn’t ‘I’ll feel better if I say it enough times,’ and it does not imply that there was nothing wrong with the patient.” The researchers settled on the physiological resonance between the placebo effect – which they describe as hope – and how ketamine exerts its effects. Studies have shown that both affect the brain’s mu-opioid receptors, which process pain. “There is most definitely a physiological mechanism, something that happens between your ears when you instill hope,” Heifets said.

article here

probably the same stuff that makes it seem like people improve from prayer. pretty neat!

[wormswurld]

imagine felix bringing ollie to the field for the first time to smoke some weed. partly because it was just sitting around, but also because ollie told him he’d never done it before. ollie intensely eyeing felix as he rolls the blunt, scanning over his long fingers delicately handling the rolling paper. and you know felix would be so focused trying to make it look perfect for ollie his tongue would be poking out, and ollie would just be dying inside.

once they finally spark up ollie ends up having a coughing fit but all felix can do is smile and laugh, grabbing the blunt from ollie to properly “show him how it’s done” and ollie’s not sure if it’s hitting yet or it’s just a placebo effect but he’s just so encapsulated by felix taking a hit. watching the way his lips close around the blunt, inhaling the smoke. the sight of his cheeks hollowing. fuck. now ollie definitely can’t do that.

“now you try oliver” oliver. oliver. the way felix says his name makes the hairs on the back of his neck stand up. nervously picking at the grass beneath him ollie shyly shakes his head no, he’s too tense. he needs felix to really show him how it’s done. but he could never ask.

“here, let me just-” and before ollie could turn his head felix was cupping his cheek exhaling the smoke into his mouth. ollie having no choice but to take the warm smoke from felix’s mouth and inhale it. oh. ollie was definitely feeling it now.

#i can’t stop thinking about this nghhhhh…😵‍💫 #should i keep going? #IS ANYONE EVEN READING THIS??! 😭 #oneshot #ficlet #saltburn #saltburn posting #lgbtqia #felix x oliver #oliver quick #cattonquick #barry keoghan #felix catton #jacob elordi #saltburn fanfiction #fanfic #fanfiction #imagine #wormswurld posts 🌟

[rpstartersinc]

* 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 ( 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟑. )

feel free to change pronouns / wording!

" it's amazing how physically exhausting it can be to do nothing. "

" if you are unable to endure boredom, this work is not for you. "

" i am what i am. "

" i'm not exceptional, i'm just a part. "

" consider yourself lucky if our paths never cross. "

" luck isn't real, nor is karma, or sadly - justice. "

" one is born, lives their life and eventually, one dies. "

" most people refuse to believe that the great beyond is no more than a cold, infinite void. "

" avoid being seen, which is impossible in the twenty-first century, so at least avoid being memorable. "

" keep calm, keep moving. "

" it's a dog-eat-dog world. "

" every man for himself. "

" kill or be killed. "

" survival of the fittest, isn't it all just human nature? "

" it's the idle hours that most often lead a man to ruin. "

" i'm aided and abetted by law enforcement fatigue. "

" vigilance is essential, even the most disciplined mind can become weary, impatient, hurried, sloppy. "

" i find music a useful distraction. "

" i'm not here to take sides. "

" it's not my place to formulate any opinion. "

" no one who can afford me needs to waste time winning me to some cause. "

" i serve no god or country. "

" if i'm effective, it's because of one simple fact - i don't give a fuck. "

" each and every step of the way, ask yourself - what's in it for me? "

" you've done what you can do. "

" calm, breathe. "

" obviously it's a fucking problem to say the least. "

" there were two of them. "

" i've learned not to pry. "

" i was so afraid, afraid i might say something. "

" you'd have been proud, i was strong. "

" i don't know who they are, don't wanna know who you are either. "

" care to explain yourself? "

" who do you think you're trying to intimidate? "

" i need that information, and you are running outta time. "

" need any help getting rid of that body? "

" i'm not a bad person. "

" hope they're not planning a sleepover. "

" how's 'i don't give a fuck' going? "

" fight only the battle you're paid to fight. "

" you picked the wrong house, motherfucker. "

" it's common knowledge when a female is found slain, the prime suspect is always the husband or boyfriend. "

" well, maybe not common knowledge. "

" i've been so good for so long. "

" tell me he went horribly. "

" you would be very impolite to refuse to join in my last supper. "

" afraid it's tainted? "

" what happened to her, i had no part in. "

" i objected to his methods and i told him so. "

" it's nothing personal. "

" we've all had to work through the occasional civilian who's stood between eyes and the prize. "

" i was surprised at what i was capable of. "

" how easy it was. "

" i assured myself there were some things i would never do. "

" less you know, the better. "

" one man's cruelty is another man's pragmatism. "

" you're here because you couldn't help yourself. "

" you expected to sit across from me and feel nothing but reassured. "

" how is it possible? having prepared myself for this moment for so long, i have failed to believe that it would ever arrive. "

" i wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy, who, come to think of it, at this moment, is you. "

" you'll remember our conversation. "

" help a girl out, won't you? "

" trust no one. "

" this is what it takes, if you want to succeed. "

" good enough for james bond. "

" i told you this, and you don't listen to me. "

" once i see his eyes, i'll have a pretty good idea of how this is gonna go. "

" i'm not going to be disappointed in you. "

" i came to show you how easily one might get to you. "

" do you and i have a problem? "

" nobody's perfect. "

" the need to feel secure, it's a slippery slope. "

" fate is a placebo. "

" maybe you're not one of the few. "

#the killer 2023 #( sentence. ) #sentence meme #sentence starters #rp meme #rp starters #movies #thriller #crime

[maopll]

Can I please request the Heartslabyul boys reacting to you ‘forgetting’ to give them a good morning kiss?

Where's my kiss ?

| twisted wonderland !

⌗:, a/n: good morning kisses are a no from me if I'm not in the mood. ain't nobody wanna give someone a stinky ass kiss 😭 but I'll do it for the sake of this fanfic <3

⌗:, warning: fluff

⌗:, pairings: ace, deuce, trey, riddle, cater w/ gn!reader

ACE TRAPPOLA

You always give him a goodnight, good morning and a goodbye kiss. you've never forgotten to kiss him. if there are days when you haven't kissed him he will demand them no matter what the situation and you have to listen to him whims.

today you had other plans. what if you don't kiss him? you couldn't resist yourself after seeing other people do it too.

so here you are getting out of bed sneakily after not giving him a kiss. you went with your daily chores after you saw a dishelved ace telling you "Where's my kiss? :("

he looked like a three year old after having their candy stolen. you were trying your best not to laugh at his state but he caught onto your lips curling up.

how DARE YOU

he made it a point to you to always kiss him so why were you depriving him of his sole way of getting his daily dose of serotonin?

he annoyed you to have you kiss him and ofcourse you obliged! you just can't miss the feeling of his soft cheeks against your lips as you smother his face with kisses.

DEUCE SPADE

he is such a sweet boyfriend that he actually got really hesitant to ask you why you did not kiss him good morning. he thought maybe you were angry at him for whatever he has done and he got really tensed because he couldn't remember what he did to annoy you enough to not even kiss him :(

he slowly hugged you from behind and started apologising like crazy and he even said "love I'm sorry for what I've done I really am but please don't hate me too much to not even kiss me"

deuce may put up a good behaviour infront of others showing how perfect he can be but his behaviour of being like that absolutely melts in your arms when you kiss him. he is very different from how he shows himself to be in front of the public eye.

you weren't answering because you were trying your best to hold in your laughter but he caught on the way your shoulders were shaking and you definitely were not crying because he knows your acts and behaviourisms like the back of his hand

he is so mad at you now for trying to prank him like that

"I can't believe you [name] I'm going"

"WAIT COME BACK BABY IM SORRY"

He didn't reject your kisses and daily dose of affection.

TREY CLOVER

he is not thinking that much about how you 'forgot' to give him his morning kiss after waking up in his arms after cuddling so much with him last night

he knew it was another one of your shenanigans so he wasn't quote bothered by it until he has had enough

your kisses are like a lucky charm to him even if they may have some kind of placebo effect on him he still believes it's your kisses that makes him have a good day.

at the end of the day he returned with most of his energy exhausted because he had a pretty bad day because of you forgot to give him something.

"baby I know what you are trying to do...please kiss me I can't do it anymore"

you kisses him on his forehead, cheeks, eyelids, and lips and he wants more now.

you two shared kisses and cuddles for an hour until he has had his fill.

poor baby held whatever piece of patience he had throughout the day until he got to you.

RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS

he wakes up with your morning kisses but today he woke up a bit late because you did not kiss him

he was so agitated because he was getting late for his class by 2 minutes !!

how could you do this to him !

off with your head /j

he was genuinely offended and annoyed because you did not give him his energy boost for the day

he flipped at whoever crossed his way because you just committed a big crime

ace and deuce were scared of him getting so angry so they brought you infront of him to take matters into your own hands and they were too afraid of doing something that might make him render them immobile or something.

they left the school ground to leave you two alone to do your bidding...more like get his emotions checked

a kiss on the cheek was enough to turn his full face blushing red like the tart he was eating.

he coughed and said blush still evident on his face "I will accept this kiss as a form of your apology towards the behaviour showed me today...don't do it again [name]...please"

you heard most of what he said but that "please" was so soft cause he mumbled it but you caught onto what he said.

with a cheeky grin you continued painting his face with kisses

ace and deuce heaved a sigh of relief as their dorm leader finally isn't angry anymore

CATER DIAMOND

I definitely did not forget about cater

Usually you two have a kiss fight(?) in the morning. the first one who wakes the other one up with kisses has to have the other give them kisses for the whole day including cuddles and a whole lot of affection

usually you would win but today you were feeling devious so you got out of bed without kissing him. he was a bit awake but his eyes bust open when you cooly opened the door and went your merry way

he sat up straight and grabbed his phone ready to cancel you out on social media

how could you do this to him

so he pestered you throughout the day

he told you and practically gave you a presentation on WHY you should kiss him

you were soon growing tired

you wanted to prank him but looks like it's an uno reverse moment now

you finally gave in and kissed him which shut his yapping.

he was silent for a while but he soon recovered and returned your kiss

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst x reader #twisted wonderland x reader #twst ace #ace x yuu #ace fluff #twst deuce #heartslabyul #heartslabyul x reader #deuce x yuu #deuce fluff #twst trey #trey fluff #trey x yuu #riddle x yuu #riddle fluff #twst riddle #cater twst #cater x reader #cater diamond

[block-toad]

SDMP Modlist

u/GalaxyCole wrote down all the mods on the server, shown by Lark on his stream!

direct link to the list, i'll put them also under read more

Forge 1.18.2 Grabby Mobs Copperized Beautify Player Animator Extra Trades Content Creaotr integration Not Enough Recipe Book Rubidium Mod Name Tooltip Looot Bow Infinity Fix Villager Names Duckling Golems Are Friends Not Resources JRFTL Placebo No Angled Brackets YUNG's API Another Liquid Milk Mod Extra Zombie Drops Customized Dungeon Loot Skeleton Horse Spawn Fakename Snow! Real Magic! Path Under Gates Chat Heads YUNG's Better Nether Fortresses dragonfight mod Cloth Config v4 API ChoiceTheorem's Overhauled Villages MmmMmmMmmMmm Despawning Eggs Hatch The Twilight Forest Hexxit Gear 2 Konkrete FlytreLib Farmer's Delight Curious Armor Stands Chefs Delight Ender's Delight Biommes O' Plenty Simple Shops Do a Barrel Roll TexelsPaintings Edibles SuperMartijn642's Core Lib Pop! Fairy Lights Bendy Lib Fish On The Line Highlighter Mystical Oak Tree Curious Lanterns Curios API Splashy Oculus Naturally Charged Creepers Collective Camera Mod StrongerSnowballs Villagers Sell Animals (by NoCube) Eating Animation Twilight Delight Architectury Name Tag tweaks Chimes Custom Window Title Camp Chair Detail Armor Bar FastLeafDecay CodeChicken Lib WaterFrames GeckoLib Nekos Enchanted Books Dark Paintings Sky Structures Dangerous Stone Cutter Better Advancements Drip Sounds Majrusz's Accessories Kiwi Notes Double Doors Torch Slab Mod Dice Watermedia Villagers Drops Emerals on Death Pitch Perfect DeathKnell Just Enough Items Captcha Contact Sooty Chimneys Falling Leaves Structory Silveroak Outpost Dual Riders Tumbleweed Nature's Compass Artifacts Smarter FArmers Jumpy Boats Configured CatJammies Skinned Carts Dungeon Crawl Obscuria's Tooltips Snow Under Trees Snuffles Rare Ice Food Effects Book Fishing Toast Control JEI Tweaker Blueprint Boatload Craft Tweaker Forge Passthrough Signs TheDirtyStuff Chalk Curious Lights Emotecrafft Wool Tweaks Selene Infernal Mobs Useless Sword Carpet Trapdoors [Forge] Simple Voice Chat Sound Physics Remastered TerraBlender SwingThroughGrass ExtraGore Mouse Tweaks Night Lights Emote Tweaks MMajrusz Library Creative Core Nethers Delight Chicken Chunks Special Drops Farming In Rain Iceberg Walking Canes Sit Goblin Community Backpacked Flower Patch Ambient Environment Neon Craft 2 Just Zoom AquaCulture 2 CHA&S Heartstone ExpandAbility Snowballs Freeze Mobs

#sdmp #sleep deprived multiplayer #op also said that they'll probably make it a modpack and link it later! #toad.txt

[chickenparm]

Period cramp snuggles with Childe?

requests temporarily open for <500 word drabbles

hope this is what you're looking for, anon! no actual gender or body parts mentioned, but tw for mentions of period symptoms anyway :^) thanks for the request!

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“Are you sure? I can run right up to Bubu Pharmacy and get a whole supply of those special pills that Doctor Baizhu has. Just say the word, and I’ll be there.”

The placebos, you want to say out loud, but they’re startlingly effective in soothing whatever perceived ailment Childe has, so you don’t say a word. Instead, you roll onto your back and wince at the twinge, your eyes taking on all the pleading you can muster. “I don’t need any of that. Will you just… Come here? It’s just cramps, I’m not going to break.”

“I know you’re not.” And that’s true, because between his mother and sisters, Childe is well-versed in what’s ailing you in the current moment. But it doesn’t make him any less frustrated that he can’t be of any real help. Childe can fight hilichurls, he can influence others, he can do all manner of physical labor… but he can’t just magically stop your cramping. 

Sighing through his nose, eyes slipping shut in a moment of silence as he relents, he kicks his boots off and climbs into bed with you, ditching his jacket and its metal accessories along the way. Like a magnet, your body moves to cling to him as you hold yourself close. It’s an old song and dance, once that you both are intimately aware of the steps to. 

His arm looped around your back to rest on your opposite hip, your leg slotted between his, his free hand coming up to help you rest your cheek on his boney collarbone that you never complain about. When both parties are settled, you let out a sigh of relief that he takes as a good sign. 

At least he can help in this way, he thinks. If he draws circles with his thumb on your hip, he can distract you from the persistent pain in your lower stomach. When he speaks lowly, it rumbles through you at a frequency that encourages your breathing to slow down, filling your lungs to capacity before emptying them thoroughly. And the warmth of his skin is as good as any hot compress or warm blanket. 

“Is this alright? Do you need-”

“I just need this. It’s perfect.” You murmur, voice muffled with how you bury it into the fabric of his shirt. His laughter makes your head bob with how his chest moves, and everything falls silent for a moment. Wrapped up in him like this, you’re distracted enough from the annoyance of your own body that your body steadily moves toward the nap he’s been encouraging you to take. 

And when you wake up feeling better, he tries not to look too triumphant, he tries not to say that he told you so. Childe only kisses your forehead and asks yet again what he can do to help.

#childe #tartaglia #genshin impact #mentions of #tw menstruation #tw periods #req #request #fic #ficlet #childe x reader #tartaglia x reader

[finniestoncrane]

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Gotham!Riddler x GN!Reader, word count: 650 commission: gotham!riddler getting some very well-deserved love and affection after getting in a lil scrape commission me here! request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: fluff, some minor injury

“It went that bad, huh?”

“It didn’t go bad, they just didn’t… follow my plan.”

Edward stared at the ground, his glasses broken and askew on his face, usually tidy hair messed up and falling down into his eyes.

“And your plan was…?”

“My plan was to get those officers back for their cruel taunts, I thought if I called them out on the way they spoke to you, to us, that they might at least engage in some kind of… reasonable conversation. Maybe I could get them to see the error of their ways.”

“And instead?”

“Well… instead, they got angry, and opted to take that aggression out in a physical manner. I hardly think it’s my fault that they were too stupid to learn how to take criticism. I take enough of it, from people who definitely don’t know better. And I do know better. I know what’s right and what they should do and ow!”

His ranting was cut short as he hissed loudly, the Neosporin stinging his gentle, soft skin as you passed it over the grazes on his knuckles.

“I can see you gave back as good as you got though.”

“I tried…”

His gaze remained towards the floor, but you could make out the slight smile on his cheeks, which flushed with a hint of blush.

“You poor, sweet thing. You’re a hero in my books, anyway.”

“Really?”

Finally, he looked up, meeting your eyes with a gaze that searched for truth and sincerity in your words.

“Of course, Edward. You’re very brave, to stand up for what you believe in.”

He smiled, adjusting his glasses and pushing them up the bridge of his nose, twitching it from side to side to get them to settle in place. Smiling back at him, you brushed his hair back into place as best as you could, and without thinking, you leaned forward, planting a soft kiss on his now visible forehead.

Jumping back with an embarrassed, spluttering cough, you got back to work cleaning up his knuckles. He’d thrown punches, defending himself and by extension you. In fact, you suspected that a lot of it was for you. His face hadn’t stopped beaming since you gave him the small, sweet kiss. His eyes didn’t drift back to the floor, they were stuck on you, intense in their gaze.

“There, all done.”

Lifting his hands to your mouth, you kissed the knuckles, tilting them forward to kiss the back of his hands too.

“Kissing it better, it might help, you never know.”

“It… it might. The placebo effect has been proven time and time again to offer legitimate healing and preventative properties, all established through rigorous and extensive huh-”

It wasn’t that you didn’t want to listen, but the way he spoke, the way his lips moved, his nose twitching with the words, it was impossible not to kiss him. So you interrupted him, his mumbles muffling against your mouth before he stopped completely, silent but for a few soft moans as he leaned into the affections.

Feeling his hand reach behind you, the moment felt perfect, until he pulled back with a yelp.

“Oh!”

“What’s wrong?”

“My… hand. Fingers still hurt a bit, can’t really… offer you much in the way of reciprocated affections.”

Taking the offending digits, the ones which throbbed in pain as he tried to hold your head steady into the embrace, you kissed them again.

“Just means they need some more sweet placebos then, hm?”

Bashful, but attempting to push through it, he smiled, wide enough to push his cheeks up and shift his glasses.

“I would never turn down effective medical assistance.”

Clearing his throat, he made an attempt to apologise for how clunky his flirting was, but you were already silencing him with another kiss. You weren’t going to let him talk himself out of his deserved affections this time.

#finnie writes #riddler #the riddler #riddler imagine #the riddler fanfic #riddler fanfic #riddler x reader #riddler x you #edward nygma #gotham #gotham riddler #gotham!riddler #gotham fox

[herbgroom]

stupid AUs I came up with

everything is a convoluted romcom plot

cw for burakhovsky

- everything starts with isidor thinking, hey my son is in that special age where he's supposed to get married and give me grandkids

- oh right he likes boys

- well I still want him settled down

- so isidor starts flipping through science and medicine magazines, treating them like a tinder gallery basically, looking for palpable bachelors

- he finds one, he looks a bit quirky with his funny coat and his obsession with death, but hey, no one is perfect

- he starts corresponding with this guy, pretending he's oh so interested in his Grand Thanatology Project

- The Plan Begins

- he offhandendly mentions that he knows an immortal dude, who so happens to live in his town, how convenient!

- in the meantime he sends a letter to artemy telling him that he needs to come back Right Fucking Now

- isidor goes to his most trusted collaborator, mark immortell, a big fan of big and convoluted things

- he tells him that they need to stage a huge catastrophic event so those two idiots are brought together by the nefarious circumstances and fall in love or something

- mark is Ecstatic

- he rounds up every woman, man and child in town

- the townsfolk are also fans of big scale performances (it's a town of theatre kids, basically)

- only the children need a bit of convincing, but he bribes them with a sack of nuts

- grief and his gang of bandits are really an unhinged group of improv actors

- clara also is a super enthusiastic theatre person who's a bit too into method acting

- so the two Victims arrive in town, and the play begins

- everyone has roles to play, georgiy for example, has to pretend he has an identical twin who was murdered just before the arrival of this so called bachelor of medicine, oh no! what a tragic coincidence!

- isidor also "disappears," but he's really helping mark from the backstage

- some guys are actually instructed to rough up artemy a little, for "realism's sake" (mark's words) but they leave fake weapons around for the healers to find and "use" (each person in town carries a patch of fake blood so the two feel good about killing them)

- time for the Big Plot Event

- mark and isidor instruct the people to pump up dust and ashes up their chimneys to simulate the plague, put red paint on the buildings, so on

- some people have to play the role of the infected, hey not everyone can have the big roles

- through the placebo effect and gaslighting, the Victims really believe there's a Plague Going On

- and lo and behold they meet

- oh daniil is dropping the two hands line

- oh he's already in love

- hm

- what now

- "the show must go on!" mark cries, he's not stepping down from the biggest and most beautiful project he's ever put on stage

- so they double down on the plague thing

- mark even calls over aglaya, an ex understudy of his, who then also calls block, who used to be in a production of Six Characters In Search Of An Author with her back in the capital. they pretend to be the big baddies from the government or something

- the twelfth day comes to an end and the Victims both think they've got a solution to the plague

- they're invited to the cathedral

- surprise!! it's a wedding!!

- daniil strangles isidor

- the end

#pathologic #pathologic 2 #мор утопия #daniil dankovsky #artemy burakh #isidor burakh #mark immortell

[princess200417]

BECOME GOD/GOD STATE CHALLENGE/LAW OF ASSUMPTION (AKA BEST CHALLENGE EVER/INSTANT RESULTS)💗

Hi everybody 👋,so I've noticed recently that many of you participate in challenges and get either full results or very important movement,so I was thinking of making a challenge too

This challenge is created to make you realise your worth and be able to manifest instantly or as fast/long as you desire, enter the void in less than 10 minutes from first time, live in the end easier and basically all in all transform into a master manifestor (btw this challenge is also Inspired by a tumblr blog named @babygothprincess ,her story was super motivational and if she can then you all can too 😊)

Rules :

Let go of the old story/current or old circumstances

Affirm right after you wake up in the morning, before bed, while falling asleep and while you lay down/chill

Go on a rampage daily inside your head(ex I'm so pretty omg my beauty is jaw dropping and breathtaking, why am I so gorgeous? Monica Bellucci could never duh etc)

If you catch yourself affirming the opposite of what you want then revise inside your head

Use placebo effects for as many things as you do during the day,by this I mean that whenever you do smth,affirm/assume that it helps you perfect your self concept ,it brings you your results etc

Now you can choose 5 affirmations of your liking,here are some suggestions

1) I'm God

2)I am limitless

3)The 3d is a simp,it conforms to my 4d instantly at all times

4) I have the perfect self concept

5) Everything Always works out in my favour bc I'm God

Now, follow the rules/do the challenge,for 3 days straight 💗

Good sucess(don't forget to tag me if you do the challenge

#void state #lawofassumption #manifistation #neville goddard #challenge #3 days to go

[mayashesfly]

Do you ever think about how Makoto still retains all of his memories clearly while Yuma has lost his memories twice?

One of the things that intrigues me before was Makoto's comment about a bath when Yuma first met him.

It's quite a strange thing to say to a stranger

If you didn't know about the fact that Makoto is Yuma's homunculi

He describes a bath as a fleeting dream. Something temporary and neverlasting.

And attributes a bath, a fleeting dream according to his words, as "Washing away your sweat and past" and "Being born anew"

Taking sweat literally, it's a given. As the purpose of a bath is to cleanse ourselves as well as wash away the sweat we accumulated over time.

But taking sweat a bit more metaphorically, we can say that sweat represents the hardships one has experienced. Taking a bath is also our way to give ourselves a break from a busy day and relieve ourselves from the hardships we had experience during the day.

However, the past thing is a bit more strange and less straightforward in its reasoning. While a bath can wash away our past physical filth, it can't actually wash away our actual past.

And while a bath is refreshing and makes us feel rejuvenated, it does not actually "born us anew". In a way, to say that a bath can wash away our sweat and past and born us anew is a lie. An illusion. A temporary placebo effect if you will.

A fleeting dream.

Just like Makoto had said.

Applying his words on himself, Makoto acknowledges that a bath which he attributes to "washing away your sweat and past" and "being born anew" is nothing but a fleeting dream. A temporary thing to relief himself.

The thing about Makoto is that he cannot wash away his past. He still remembers and knows that he is Number One's homunculi and nothing can change that. He also knows that he is the only perfect homunculi to ever be made in existence.

No matter how much he may try, he cannot change that. Nor forget it. As it is a part of his memory, inherited or not.

As for the born anew part, I want to talk about something else first before delving into that.

When Makoto first entered Kanai Ward, he created the rain machine to stop the Blank Week Mystery. At this point of time, he would've already known that he was Number One's homunculi and that the new residents of Kanai Ward are also homunculi.

Rain can also be taken as a sort of symbolic bath.

There are times that people do take a bath in the rain for fun. With their clothes on of course.

And Makoto did mention that he also sometimes takes a bath with his clothes on.

And also, Makoto doesn't even use an umbrella or even a raincoat to protect himself from the rain when he's outside.

(My guy you are going to get sick. Get a hat or something! Why are my favs like this??)

The rain washed away the literal blood, sweat and tears of the previous human residents of Kanai Ward. And washed away the past atrocities the new residents had done in their mindless rampage away from their mind.

This was the moment Makoto Kagutsuchi's past of being an escaped lab experiment of the UG had been washed away.

And the moment Makoto Kagutsuchi was born anew as Amatarasu Corporation's CEO and the defacto leader and protector of Kanai Ward.

But like how the rain didn't completely washed away the aftermath of the Blank Wrek Mystery, the rain didn't completely washed away Makoto's past and memories.

Makoto is still stained and soiled from the past, regardless of how many baths he may take, it will never wash away.

A bath is nothing but a fleeting dream after all.

It is used to merely soothe. Never to completely erase away.

Now onto Yuma!

Applying these words on Yuma, we get a different result.

An intriguing thing about Makoto's words is that he uses to pronoun "Your" and "You're" while talking to Yuma.

While we can say that he's just using the pronoun "your" and "you're" to refer to an ambiguous you.

It's much more interesting if he is actually directing these words at Yuma himself.

"Your sweat and past are washed away. You're born anew"

Looking at it in this way, it's seems more like Makoto acknowledging the fact that Yuma is his original and that Yuma has lost his memories.

Upon entering Kanai Ward, the cage of rain, Yuma's sweat and past has been washed away. And with his memories and experiences of hardships during his time as Number One disappearing, he had quite literally been born anew.

He's quite different from how Number One acts after all. He's more trusting, more naive. More innocent. Unlike Number One.

Shinigami even comments on this, even indirectly.

He doesn't remember his past or his time at the WDO or being Number One. He doesn't remember anything and he was convinced that his real name is Yuma Kokohead.

That's quite unlike Makoto.

His contract with Shinigami had been so effective at washing away his past that he practically acted like a completely different person. Completely different from the Number One others knew.

Unlike Makoto's crude rebirth, Yuma's was a complete one.

His past had been washed away effectively, leaving behind no stains or soil. While we do see that Yuma retains his strong sense of justice and detective skills among other things, his memories on the matter are blurry. He feels the vague sensation of familiarity but not the actual memory associated with that sensation. It's fascinating.

Unlike Makoto whose memories still cling onto him, Yuma's memories are like the murky water that was washed away. He can try to cling onto the water as much as he likes but it eventually seeps out and away with only the sensation of wetness being left.

Not that Yuma actively searches for his memories. Though we do see Yuma wondering about his knowledge and his past self at times, finding his memories isn't his main goal. Finding his purpose and reason to find the truth is his main goal.

And it's because of this that he grew more than Makoto ever did. He surpassed the restrictions the past has given him and was born anew.

It makes Yuma recovering his memories as Number One but also losing his memories as Yuma after breaking his contract with Shinigami rather intriguing, but also in a way, tragic.

He was born anew yet again. But we're uncertain if Yuma's growth transferred to the newly reborn Number One.

It's quite tragic that we don't know what happened with Yuma after losing and regaining his memories yet again. While Makoto still retains his memories and knowledge of Number One Yuma.

It's quite unfair, isn't it?

#may asher rambles #rain code #rain code spoilers #makoto kagutsuchi #yuma kokohead #I wrote this before Vivia and Yakou's DLC came out #during different times so the consistency is probably odd #especially once it came to Yuma's section

[manifestingkai]

The “SO EXCITED!!” Method:

This is my very first “method” and I’m so happy to share it.

✨DISCLAIMER:

You don’t need methods to manifest, methods can be a cool way to switch it up and make things fun. YOU are the power behind any method you use, not the method

The method has nothing to do with actual feelings lol

This method involves the use of affirming/states and the law of expectancy which (in my opinion) works parallel to the law of assumption.

This method involves the use of affirming/states and the law of expectancy which (in my opinion) works parallel to the law of assumption.

Law of expectancy is essentially what you’re expecting to happen is what will happen. Video with a more in-depth explanation here.

I’ve always been an affirming girlie but I’ve always believed in doing that in the way that’s most comfy for you. You don’t need to repeat the same 3 sentences. You can have inner convos, you can affirm whatever comes to mind that implies you have/are getting it.

✨THE METHOD

It’s very simple, I affirm/think to myself either out loud or in my head how excited I am that x is happening, that I’m about to get y, or that I finally have z.

I do this through affirming but it can be done using any technique you would usually use or love (scripting, SATS, lullaby method, visualizing - this method is very malleable to you in my opinion).

For me, telling myself that I am excited about something leads actually feeling excitement or anticipation about it.

It tricks my brain into thinking that I’m feeling excited about my desire either happening or has happened!

The important element is that when you’re thinking of it you will think of it as if it happened already, happening now or is GUARANTEED to happen.

The placebo of “excitement” really has helped me to live in the end / think as if and my body definitely believes it too.

With this technique and any others, the key is to persist and stand firm about what you want.

You either have it / know you are 100% getting it or you don’t have it.

Those two versions of you or realities can’t exist at the same time. Are you the person who has it or not?

Once again, you don’t have to actually feel excitement. You don’t have to “feel” anything while manifesting.

Thinking (affirming) that you’re excited about it implies that you have or are getting what you want (imo) and for me it has a physiological effect on the brain and body which I’ve found helpful in maintaining the state of having what I want or thinking as if, whichever wording you’d prefer to use (since it’s all one and the same, really).

✨ CONCLUSION

I think this method is similar to the “isn’t it wonderful” technique by Neville. You can sub the phrase out for whatever you’d like, really. “It’s it amazing”, “I’m so glad.”

I like specifics and this specific one has been successful for me.

When I affirm that I am excited, it creates thoughts that follow of anticipating or expecting my desire to push out and then it does.

I don’t use this method for everything but I do like it and have manifested successfully with it so I wanted to share.

Things I’ve successfully manifested with this method:

my apartment that I now live in

my new phone and tablet (+ manifested them to be delivered early from a 4+ week back order)

lots of food and being spoiled a lot!

✨EXAMPLES

Specific affirmations:

I’m so excited that I’m moving to x next year

I’m so excited I just got the offer for the job I really wanted

I’m so excited SP and I are getting back together I can’t wait

I’m so excited about the deposit I just got out of nowhere

Blanket affirmations:

I’m so excited

I’m so excited about how perfect my life is

I’m so excited because I always get what I want

I’m so excited because manifesting is so easy for me

✨ MY ND TAKE:

I have a tendency to hyper-fixate / hyper-focus on things and I’ve noticed it shows up when I’m consciously manifesting too.

Being “excited” about my desire has worked similarly to self soothing. If I am excited, I’m probably safe and thinking from a good place.

Thinking as if I am excited gives the placebo to my brain that I am, more thoughts and feelings that reflect those feelings follow naturally. It helps to continue to think as if I have what I want.

I am not perfect. I have bad brain day and bad thoughts. We are human, it happens. If you are doing your best each day, being consistent and sticking to the story that you’ve created then it IS working and you are doing everything right!

We can and do manifest regardless of how we actually feel.

We can feel shitty and still get what we want.

We can have mental health issues and still get what we want.

We can be ND and still get what we want.

Sometimes in our process we also find creative ways to support our brains too, and I think that’s pretty incredible of us!

Source: my thread on Twitter

#kai rambles #lawofassumption #law of assumption #manifesting while nd #neurodivergent manifesting #manifesting #manifesting method

[miscellaneoussmp]

QSMP Drabble List!

Posted!

•They're Family: A possible return of the eggs and how that goes

•First time (Second time): Pac cleans up the lab and thinks. (cw/tw: blood mentions throughout)

•A Nightmare Maybe: Tubbo, Roier, and Charlie don't want to face their feelings. (cw/tw: egg death mentioned/implied throughout and blood mentions)

•Hospital Room Conversations: Cellbit and Pac talk. (cw/tw: blood mention, and general Pac trauma)

•Family Dinner: Dinner at Cellbit and Roier's castle and how that goes.

•Brother and Sister: A collection of (lost) memories Cellbit and Bagi might share. (cw/tw: blood/violence/death mentions, general Cellbit fuckery. A singular mention of throwing up)

•Two Souls: The story of The Grim Reaper meeting a set of twins. (cw/tw: blood/violence/death mentions, general Cellbit fuckery)

•Heavy machinery + sleep deprivation: Pac and Tubbo need sleep. Luckily, Fit is there to tell them to go to bed.

•One Reaper: The story of a set of twins meeting The Grim Reaper. (cw/tw: blood/violence/death throughout, general Cellbit fuckery)

•Escape Plan: Three girls, a train, a plane, and a ship

•Take Care: Foolish and Roier help each other.

•A nap and redirection: How Cellbit and Roier deal with emotions.

•Late Night: Cellbit and Roier enjoy each other company. (cw/tw: cigarettes/smoking)

•Missing?: Cellbit finds a missing poster.

•Body Temperature: Soulmates and below average body temperature. (cw/tw: General Pac trauma, blood/violence mentions)

•Sleeping Beauty: Cellbit admires a sleeping Roier.

•Candy Heist: A blue bird and spider steal some candy.

•Good Morning (the middle of the afternoon): Roier wakes up from his sleep.

•Take a Picture (It'll Last Longer): Niki doesn't recognize some photos. (cw/tw: blood/violence mentions)

•Red Candy Apple: Cellbit and Pac talk, with a knife on the floor between them. (cw/tw: implied death)

•Sleepy/Wide Awake: A half-asleep Roier tells Cellbit about a dream.

•Garden (of Eden): Tallulah meets Death in her dream.

•A Game of Follow the Leader: A brother and a sister play a game. (cw/tw: blood/violence/death implied/mentioned throughout)

•Glass Shards: Missa tells Phil about his scattered soul. (cw/tw: death/violence mentions throughout)

•All Better? (No.): Tina wasn't always a demon. (cw/tw: general horror elements)

•Buttercream: Tubbo attempts to bake a cake.

•Perfect Family (Only a half truth): A brother and a sister are brought home after a trip to the hospital. (cw/tw: minor derealization)

•Sweet Picnic: Roier and Leo have a picnic.

•Documentary: Bagi is alone, she copes. (cw/tw: implied mental health issues/violence, mentioned gore)

•Double-Blind Study (Placebo Effect): Cellbit gets therapy, Bagi doesn't. (cw/tw: implied/referenced mental health issues, repetitive narration)

•Aster Bouquet: Bad recognizes Tina from somewhere else. (cw/tw: implied/referenced death)

•Tidy (Ignore the Clutter): Cellbit keeps his mind tidy with a few exceptions. (cw/tw: implied violence)

•Two (for the price of one): Pac wonders about things.

•A Perfectly Average Day (Right?): Cellbit has a thoroughly average day. (cw/tw: minor derealization)

•Echoing Lullaby: Bad helps Cellbit get some rest in the same way he used to. (cw/tw: implied/referenced violence, implied mental health issues)

•Saying Grace (How Fun!): A look into Team Bolas Rojas family dinner. (cw/tw: implied/mentioned blood/death/violence, religion mentions throughout)

•Promise? Promise.: Pac and Mike have a conversation in a dream.

•Third time (Fourth time): Pac is covered in blood and thinks. (cw/tw: blood mentions throughout, implied/referenced violence)

•It Goes Like This: Roier and others make it onto the boat. (cw/tw: implied/referenced death, and implied/referenced suicidal ideation)

•Overcast Skies (the feeling of anemoia): Sunny grieves someone she never met. (cw/tw: referenced death.)

•Reflection: Pac looks at himself in the mirror. (cw/tw: blood/injury mentions, referenced drug use, implied mental health issues)

•Lost Television Signal: Mike tries to watch through static. (cw/tw: implied/referenced mental health issues, referenced drug use)

•Reminiscence: Cellbit throughout the years. (cw/tw: blood/violence/death mentioned/referenced throughout, general Cellbit fuckery, highly repetitive narration)

#qsmp #qsmp lore #qsmp drabble #qsmp fanfiction

[trivialbob]

Pardon my dirty old slippers.

It's time to retire these. I'm sad to see them go. Haflingers are the most comfortable footwear I've ever owned. I wore these around the house so much that after a while walking on hardwood floors in socks didn't feel right.

When I bought my first pair I returned them after a day. The fit didn't feel right after I got home. The salesman brought out an identical set, in the exact same size. He explained that there could be small differences between pairs. I brought this second pair home and they were perfect.

Minor differences or just the placebo effect?

At first I only wore them inside. Then I left them on when walking out to the mailbox. Eventually I wore them for quick trips to the grocery store. By that point I probably should have stopped wearing them indoors. But they were so comfortable they had to work double shifts.

Now they're falling apart. The wool upper is separating from the cork bed. The rubber bottom layer has worn down to different layers. I have gotten my money's worth out of these for sure.

I'm wearing the replacement pair now.

#I got really attached to these slippers

[5chatzi]

I HAVE THOUGHTS

Roy and Jamie’s bike date was perfection

Colin l and Trent’s bonding over being gay and going to the club was perfection

The boys having a pillow fight was perfection

Higgins and Will’s jazz adventure was perfection. They really played us making it seem like they were going to the red light district for something else 😂

WTF was Rebecca’s storyline. Did they actually have sex? Or was he just saying that after an intimate night of talking and the foot massage it was like they had sex?? I swear to god if they do a miraculous oopsie pregnancy I’m going to die

Not sure about Ted’s storyline. Hilarious there ended up being no drugs and his hallucination was just from basically the placebo effect 😂

Keeley’s dubbed hotel tv menu 😂

Sweet baby Dani wanting to see a tulip 😭 was secretly hoping the whole team would band together and see tulips

#ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso