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bowieandqueen11 · 1 year

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The Mausoleum / Klaus Hargreeves Imagine

Not requested but wanted to write some comfort for poor Klaus and also give me some more practice writing again!

Warning: some strong language!

(I do not own the Umbrella Academy or its characters, all rights go to creators. Gif credit goes to @capinejghafa.)

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‘Are you sure this is such a good idea?’

Ben’s timid voice warbles out from beside your ear, but you’re too busy shoving half-wrapped peanut butter and jelly sandwiches into your knapsack to really pay attention to his hesitancy. You raise an eyebrow at him and he sighs in return, looking dolefully down at the bottle of chocolate milk he hands to you.

‘If I don’t go, how much longer do you think Klaus is going to last out there? This is the third time this week dear old daddy dickhead has locked him out there, and each time he comes back he’s even quieter than the last. It’s starting to scare me Ben.’ The young boy who should be far to young to already know the horrors of which you speak swallows thickly beside you; his left hand gives him away as it unconsciously reaches up to grip at his pyjama top, nails digging into the meat of his stomach. The other hand grips onto the frame of the kitchen chair and squeezes until his knuckles burn white. ‘I know. It’s scaring me too.’

You make to go, but before you can turn towards the stairs Ben has desperately taken a step forward and grabbed onto your bicep. With a fear-stricken face, he tries and tugs you back towards the dim mothy glow of the open fridge light, nearly knocking a jar of mayonnaise onto the floor with the effort. ‘But Y/n, dad will kill you if he catches you sneaking out there again! He called my bluff the last time you went down the fire escape, and he swore till he was red in the face if you did it another time he’d lock you away and I’d never see you again!’

You could the tears beginning to swell in Ben’s eyes as he began to tremble, his fingers jumping in a mixture of fear and overwhelming resentment as you placed one of your own tenderly on top of it. ‘What the hell am I going to do if you go? It’ll be so lonely here without you, I might as well be a ghost with how much the others just look through me.’ He wipes the back of his nose with his sleeve and looks deploringly at you, begging you to just stay and come back up the stairs into the safety of bed. But you can’t do it. You just can’t.

‘Something happens to him out there Ben, and if Luther won’t do something to stop it, the least I can try and do is make sure my brother doesn’t have to go through it alone.’

He knew it had been a slim chance, but he was disappointed all the same. He just nodded, finally letting you go and your arm fell back down to your side with an unceremonious slump. ‘Hey, if I do get kicked out, you can just bribe into using his powers to help you come and see me!’, you joke in an attempt to try and cheer your brother up, but he just rolls his eyes and turns his back to you, beginning the long chore of cleaning up the plates and knives you had used to make some snacks for Klaus. You sigh, running up behind him to surprise him with one final tight hug round his back, before turning on your heels and heading straight for your bedroom window.

It didn’t take very long for you to hear Klaus’ screams once you had clambered down the very rusty, very rickety looking ladder attached by rusting screws to the outer wall of the Academy. They were faint at first: jagged and piercing as they scattered across the white marble tombstones like weak moonlight. You shook your torch, swearing indistinctly at it as the thin beam began to flicker across the tangled weeds and unkempt dirt that scraped across your angles. Trying to swallow the nervousness that was starting to crawl its way up your belly and into your throat, you gave it a final slap against your palm: just in time for it to fully illuminate how close you had wandered to an angel statue on the edge of the lot. Nearly walking into its stern, moss coated nose, you yelp as you take a stumble back onto the thin stretch of cobblestoned walkway that leads to the mausoleum. With a hand on your heart, you double over and take a second to try and recapture your breath - a second that is cut short by the sound of a shriek of pure terror that seemed to be echoing around the finger scratched walls of the crypt.

You run the rest of the way, no other thought or care in your head except the need to reach Klaus before something unimaginably terrible happened.

‘Klaus - Klaus, it’s me! Can you hear me? I’m right here, hold on a sec!’ You slide to a halt, wincing as you skid through the dirt and slam your shoulder into the imposing bars lining the crypt door. Trying to shine your torch through the sliver of gap left between the door and the frame, you barely manage to make out the blur of tufty hair as you squint.

‘Y/n, please! PLEASE! Please help me!’, he sobs, scratching at the hinges of the door and heaving between his cries. You hear a thump against the metal; Klaus’ voice reverbs from further towards the floor, alerting you to the fact that in his desperation to escape, he’s probably injured himself by falling onto his knees.

‘PLEASE. Make them STOP! Y/N!’ He’s full on blubbering crying now as you try with every pounding fibre of your being to inch the door further and further open with your telekinesis power. Becoming frustrated at the slow progress, you try to help it along by clawing at the handle of the door yourself; you lift one booted foot to the door and heave backwards, nearly flying onto the crusty top of a grave as you tugged. Klaus joined you, the last bit of energy he had left being used to flatten his palms against his side of the door and push, before being followed by a few dull thuds and the sound of frantic scraping of fingernails.

Except for your grunts of effort, and one last ear-splitting shrill from Klaus, the night seems to settle into an even more uneasy quietness. A cold solitude settles over your back and sends goose bumps shooting over your muscles as you continue to work alone, praying the quavering zombie moans coming from behind the locked door aren’t the sound of Klaus joining the dead.

You nearly cry in relief when the heavy door finally swings backwards, flooding the shrouded room with clouded starlight. For a second, Klaus seems to have forgotten it was you looming like the boogeyman on top of the steps. He shivers, emitting a broken yelp as he cowers into himself and squeezes his eyes shut tighter, the tears beginning to burn into his skin.

Jumping down the stairs, you don’t even care that you nearly twist over your ankle as you come skidding to a halt next to your inconsolable brother. Even when you place your hands on your shoulder and come kneeling down next to them, they seem to heave like dying gasps against the darkness, trying to shove you off of him. ‘Klaus, Klaus, it’s me - it’s me! It’s not Reggie, it’s me, it’s okay.’ It takes a few goes to try and get past his ducking head as you reach round his fingers and unclasp them from his face. He refuses to open his eyes until you manage to cup his cheeks, turning him quite abruptly with a heartfelt impatience towards you. They feel damp, and cold, so very cold against your fingertips, and yet it’s the most welcome feeling in the world when you begin to detect the hints of warmness: of life in his soft cheeks too.

‘Y-Y/n?’ He sniffles, and you feel your heart cleave in two as he musters all his courage to blink open just one eye at you. When he finally seems to come to his senses, you wouldn’t have been able to claw Klaus Hargreeves off you even if you had a thousand years and the weight of a million men. He tumbles head first against you, knocking your hands back into a pile of crunchy, dry leaves as he leaps his arms around your neck and nestles his head there too for good measure.

‘Please- please don’t leave me here. They won’t... they won’t stop screaming.’ You can feel his hands fist into the back of your blazer. ‘I want to go home.’

‘Oh Klausey’, you start to card your fingers through the back of his hair, the two of you so wrapped up in just gripping onto each other for dear life that you don’t realise he’s crying into your shirt - the wet patch that soon will give your evening activities away to Sir Reginald Hargreeves. For the moment, those thoughts are far in the recesses of your mind; you bump the side of your head against Klaus’ ear, and use your free hand to rub up and down his back as his stifled whimpers begin to wind down into sniffs.

‘We’ll go home soon, once the sun comes up.’

‘And you’ll let me sleep in your room again?’

‘Do you really even have to ask?’

He seems to calm down at that: his breath evens out into long sighs, his vice around you loosening until he’s able to pull slightly back from you and look into your eyes with his own blood-shot ones. He even does his best to try and smile at you, a sudden tired relish shuddering through his heart at the realisation that there was actually someone in the world that cared about him. That loved him. And that he loved more than anything too. The sudden fear that grips him at the thought of you ever going away from him was enough to distract him from the ghosts for a moment; instead he turns his efforts into reaching out and gripping your fingers with a forlorn frown.

‘And we can hide under the blankets again?’

‘Old Reggie will never find us there, Klaus. Or the ghosts. You’ll be safe with me forever, I promise.’

#the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #klaus hargreeves imagine #tua #klaus hargreeves x reader #tua imagine #the umbrella academy imagine #klaus tua #klaus tua imagine #klaus mausoleum

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florence-is-gay · 4 months

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hiii!!! im a fan of your work and was wondering of you could write some hcs of the mercs with an autistic s/o?? i struggle with autism and reading these things kinda helps. thx sm!!! :ooo

Absolutely!! I'm so glad you enjoy my headcanons, i haven't written any for quite a while lmao

--EDIT FROM YEARS LATER OML-- I had this sitting in my drafts completed with all mercs except for the last 3 listed, between procrastination and life and falling out of the fandom I guess I just eventually forgot... Once in a blue moon I'd come back to this post and think... "I'm sorry tomatosoopp... I will finish this for you one day. Maybe not now, or later, maybe not even soon... but... eventually. I promise." I hope things are going well for you, you've probably long forgotten your ask but I genuinely hope seeing this finally answered will bring you joy and make your day <3

I know it's late to say it, but Merry Christmas and Happy New year! Perhaps you can consider this as a long overdue gift, from me to you! I hope this year will bring you lots of wonderful and amazing things <3 Love, Flo (P.S., I also added a bit to the shorter blurbs at the beginning... To make up for all that time! Now enjoy your long awaited post, my friend! <3)

SCOUT

Scout is pretty ADHD, and we all know how that's the peanut butter to his S/O's jelly. He gets excited with you about the things you love! And stims? Oh yeah. Leg bouncing, pen chewing, and the likes. So he won't judge you when you excitedly flap your hands or smack your thighs/any available surface. In fact, he'll share his fidgets with you when he notices you're feeling nervous or stressed. Sometimes he forgets you are extremely empathetic and sensitive to high energy or strong moods, so if he gets too excited or angry or anything of the sort he will do his best to calm himself as to not overwhelm or overstimulate you!

SNIPER

Sniper's not much of a talker, but he loves to listen to you ramble! Sometimes just the sound of your voice makes him smile! Also since he knows how tactile you are, he doesn't mind letting you feel his scars, tracing your fingers along and across them. He also lets you scritch his stubble, and he finds your reaction both amusing and adorable! Also, if you love nature, Sniper is your perfect guy! He'll take you for long walks in the woods or along hiking trails, not minding if you are slow or simply taking your time to stop and observe every little detail <3

ENGINEER

Engie loves all your little quirks!! He thinks you're the cutest darn thing on the planet! He'll definitely build you some fun fidgets and stimmy things! He also has earmuffs for when he's working with machinery, if you're feeling overstimulated he'll let you borrow them! Additionally, he enjoys relaxing with you by a fire just to chill out and play his instruments! He knows you have a fondness for music, so he tries to learn your favorite songs! He is also the type to always check on you to make sure you eat and drink <3

HEAVY

Like Sniper, Heavy isn't much for words. He doesn't mind silence, so he's perfectly okay with you zoning out, staring into space, or just lost in your thoughts. He also understands when you have a hard time wording things. He still struggles with English. And if you're feeling anxious or overwhelmed, he'll scoop you up in his big arms and hold you like a lil baby, and gently whisper words of praise and comfort. He'll also let you take naps in his arms <3 Like Engineer, he likes to make sure you don't skip meals. He doesn't always understand that some food textures are unpleasant, but he tries his best to find something you like!

DEMOMAN

Demo LOVES cuddles. He won't admit it to the other guys, but he finds it soothing. He knows you love to lay your head on his chest and listen to his heartbeat. He also gives great hugs! You told him once that you enjoy physical pressure on your body, so he'll give you extra-firm hugs, and sometimes he'll lay right on top of you to take a nap! He definitely will gift you some weighted blankets, along with some fun beanbags just to mess with. He also makes sure any touch on you is firm and grounding. Additionally, if you have a habit of sleeping a lot, it's no worry for this man! He's perfectly happy to pass out with you for 12+ hours and STILL have room for naps! As long as they are with you, he is happy <3

PYRO

Pyro themselves are nonverbal autistic, so honestly to them, you are the most normal person out there! They have hyperactive tendencies and struggle to pay attention to anything too long, but when it comes to you, you have their full attention! (To the best of their ability, anyway!) They will happily share their love for fire and cute things with you, though they also love when you share your hyperfixations with them! Not only that, but they will often bring you gifts relating to the things they know you love! Should you ever feel sad, touch-starved, or understimulated, just know Pyro will always be by your side to give you the best cuddles and hugs you could ask for!

MEDIC

If you are someone who is always psyched to learn new things, Medic is your perfect guy! He knows a lot about physical and psychological health, including autism! He will take time out of his day to educate you on your brain and why it works the way it does! He will do his absolute best to keep you informed so you can better understand yourself! (Even if at times you get tired of his lecturing) He also knows that you are very hands-on when it comes to many projects, so he will allow you to assist with simple tasks in his lab! He also knows you struggle with your health habits, aka hygiene, sleeping, eating, drinking, etc., so expect this man to be on your back! He wants to make sure you take good care of yourself <3

SPY

Spy is a bit of a tricky one. He seems completely unbothered by all of your quirks, almost to the point where you wonder if he even notices them. Rest assured, he certainly does! But he does his best not to bring attention to it unless you are the first to bring it up. He wants you to feel as though your autism doesn't define you, after all, you are more than your disability! At times he may challenge you to break from any bad or unhelpful habits, such as nail biting and pulling hair, or more serious matters like harmful stims when you get upset. Unrelated, he knows you are a person of the senses. So any gift to you is always a high-quality item: scented soaps and lovely colognes/perfumes, clothing that is soft and pleasant to touch, weighted blankets, and any type of small heavy object that may be grounding. Not to mention foods he knows you'll eat, since taste and texture can sometimes be an issue. Of course there is more, and if you don't like scented things and find soft textures on your body displeasing like some, he will accommodate for that as well! And lastly: Don't let him catch ANYONE making fun of you! They may not live to see the sun tomorrow.

SOLDIER

Honestly... He might also be autistic. No one knows for sure, but even if he was, he would loudly and proudly deny it. Loudly seems to be something the two of you do well-- you may find yourself struggling to control your volume in your excitement, but that's okay! He does too! Though he may also partly be hard of hearing from all of those rocket blasts... Regardless, the two of you seem to match each other's energy to near perfection- Yelling and screaming about nonsense, singing loud and off-key, even just making animal sounds or random noises incomparable to anything on this planet... Still he enjoys your company, neither of you really seem to be able to get a handle on social cues, but to heck with those! They're all confusing anyway! At least you understand each other! Additionally, the two of you may also struggle to remember things, especially short-term. But you're a good dynamic, always reminding each other what was forgotten! (...Just don't act surprised when he wants to recite to you the Declaration of Independence by heart for the 5th time that day.) And lastly, if you ever tell him you're autistic, surely he will tell you that you are American. And should you attempt to explain what autism is, more than likely he will assure you that you aren't (even if you clearly are-) and that you're perfect! He sees a lot of himself in you and he thinks you are the best thing since the birth of America <3

#tf2 #florence writes #tf2 headcanons #autistic s/o #tf2 mercs with autistic s/o #ask #florence answers #tomatosoopp #team fortress 2

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ask-majoko-and-pals · 3 months

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It's Rye time

Time for the top breads/bread dishes of the week thing (even if some of these aren't breads, but according to Majoko and Hack, are "bread-adjacent")

10: Sandwich Actrocity Mark 2. Lucibelle walked into the line and handed me the order. Listen. Whoever ordered wasabi, mustard, and hot sauce to go with their banana and apple sandwich... Get help. 2/10.

9: Dante's garlic butter croissants. WHY WOULD YOU PUT GARLIC BUTTER IN A CROISSANT?? WHAT ARE YOU, UNOVAN?? Shock aside, 5/10.

8: Sports drink bread. Hack, you are my best pal in the whole world but why would you do this? I love you and all but what even. 6/10, I could tell you enjoyed making it, but it's a little overkneaded. Tastes like a sweetbread.

7: Made some cinnamon rolls with the class, and everyone's turned out cute. I can't eat that many cinnamon rolls, but the home ec room smelled amazing for the rest of the day. 7/10

6: Galatea's cucumber sandwiches! They moved up on the list, and the butter really helped. Hack ate them and their Komala seems to enjoy them as well. Sandwiches are still small. 8/10, solid improvement.

5: Cornbread and chili. Look, you can't go wrong with home-cooked food, even if your parents are doctors and make chili from the can and bread from a box mix. 8/10 comfort food.

4: Majoko's Mini Bread bowl with dip and veggies. Galatea invited us to watch the Pokebowl tournament with her and Lucibelle. We told them we weren't interested, and Majoko made us a mini version of what she and Dante brought to share. 8/10. Cute, but toppled over a lot.

3: Heart-shaped(?) loaf. Dante asked me if it was possible to make bread in a heart shape. I said yes. Man tried to shape it with his own hands. 8.5/10 for effort, but Majoko, why is your boyfriend like this?

2: Good ol' PB and J. Another choice I will fight anyone on. Granted, I like going heavy with the peanut butter, and Hack likes jelly more, but to each their own. 9/10, some call it basic, I call it classic.

1: MINI SOURDOUGH RYE BREAD BOWL. I asked Majoko how she made the mini bread bowl, she she said she hand-shaped it. I experimented and made them in cupcake pans. Best decision I've ever made. I could put a chili in one of these and pack a lunch for Hack. 10/10.

Also look at this swirl bread gif I found

#rotomblr #oc ask blog #ask blog #pokemon irl #trainer oc #pokemon original character #pokemon oc #pokemon trainer oc #oc #original character #bread #ooc disclaimer: I don't know if any of these things actually work but they sound plausible and fun.

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r-anela · 2 years

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Eddie comforts you after a stressful day

Description: You had a long, hard day at work, filled a shift in another department, so you didn't have a lunch break and worked much longer than planned. All day you didn't have time to eat, so your last meal was breakfast at 6am.

Warning: a little swearing at the end

Paring: Eddie×reader

This is pure fluff

Inspired by the post from @ghosttownwherenoonegoes , here's a little scenario of how Eddie's reaction would be. I hope it's okay that I took your everyday life as inspiration for a story.

GIF is not mine, it's from @bxnnywriting

Only a few more steps until you are finally home, just around this one curve and you can see your house already. You and Eddie moved into a small house on the outskirts of town a few months ago.

It was nothing special, but it was your home and you felt at home here. You could walk to work and Eddie didn't have far to go, plus it was close to nature.

But you didn't care about that right now, you just wanted to get home, it had been one hell of a stressful day, nothing went as planned and everything went up and down. Your colleagues were nice, but you could do without some customers and all this stress.

Eddie had probably been home for a while, but his cooking skills were limited to peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and mac and cheese, although you could go all out for that right now, too.

You would even be happy with a handful of raisins, and raisins were something you would normally never touch. You had already popped a piece of gum on the way home to at least calm your stomach a bit.

Finally you were standing on the small porch in front of the house, lights were on inside and you could hear Metallica muffled through the walls.

When you opened the front door Eddie came running into your arms, he had already taken off his work clothes and was wearing a faded Hellfire shirt and old sweatpants.

He didn't say anything to greet you, but just held you tightly in his arms and pulled you into the doorway, while he pushed the front door shut with one foot.

You seemed to melt in his arms, he smelled of the new shower gel you had recently bought and of Eddie. Warm and cozy, like a ray of sunshine hitting your face.

He didn't even have to ask how your day had been, apart from the fact that you had come home so late, he could see from your exhausted face and your tense shoulders that it must have been an absolute nightmare.

As you stood there your stomach began to growl unspeakably, your whole body seemed to quiver with it. Eddie took you by the hands and looked at you with those big, shining eyes, they looked concerned. "When was the last time you ate something, honey?" in his voice you could hear his concern. You hugged him again, because it seemed like all your strength would leave you otherwise, and mumbled "breakfast, this morning".

He took you by the arms and gently pushed you away from him to have a better look at you. "I was thinking something like that, that's why there are your favorite sandwiches and a coke in the kitchen, and I thought we'd order pizza afterwards? Then you can just rest on the sofa, or if you want, take a bath?"

At the thought of the sandwiches your eyes lit up and you walked with quick steps into the kitchen, dragging Eddie behind you.

Still in your jacket and shoes, with your bag over your shoulders, you now stood in the kitchen scarfing down a sandwich.

It felt like the best meal you ever had. The emptiness in your stomach slowly filled and by the time you had eaten the first sandwich your body felt much better.

Eddie was standing in the doorway all the time looking at you with eyes full of love, which you couldn't understand because you had to look like Gollum when he ate the rabbits with skin and hair.

Still chewing you started to take off your jacket, shoes and everything else and when you were done with that you dropped down on the sofa with the words "Pizza and a bath sounds absolutely fantastic".

"Do you want to talk about it or do you just want to cuddle first?" Eddie said as he laid a blanket over you and put the pizza flyer down. "Cuddle first, but prepare yourself, you'll hear all about it later".

When you ordered the pizza you just lay arm in arm on the sofa, one of Eddie's homemade cassettes playing in the background and you let the whole day fall away from you.

You played with Eddies curls which fell over your shoulders as he put his forehead on your shoulder and started to sing along softly to the music.

Even though it was only a few minutes of silence, it was these that restored your sanity.

The doorbell rang and Eddie jumped up to open it, just a few seconds later it smelled wonderfully like pizza. That smell made your stomach growl in anticipation.

Eddie carried the pizza in like a buttler and handed it to you with the words "As desired, here your pizza Margherita with extra cheese, may it be anything else?" you immediately played along and with the words "Thank you very much, that's all, you may sit down now" you asked Eddie to take a seat next to you.

You ate again in silence and when you had devoured the first pieces of pizza the tension of the day came up again in you. Still with some pizza in your mouth you started to talk "...It's like everybody out there has gone crazy, people don't even seem to have any understanding anymore, let alone any politeness. Nothing can be fast enough, nothing can be perfect enough, and you're not allowed to show any humanness as a service provider, you're supposed to function like a machine..." a big sigh escaped you and Eddie just looked at you understandingly.

"Sounds like absolute idiots if you ask me, I'd like to kick their butts" he rolled his eyes and waved his fist in the air, a fake serious look on his face. You had to laugh heartily and Eddie couldn't help it and stuck his tongue out at you and made funny faces, just so he could continue to hear your beautiful laughter.

After a relaxing bath you were lying next to Eddie in bed, he was reading from Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers and your eyes were getting heavy.

You were ready for a new day and were glad to have someone like Eddie by your side.

Likes, comments, reblogs and feedback is always highly appreciated <3

#eddie munson #eddie munson fiction #eddie x reader #stranger things #stranger things fic #eddie munson comfort #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson love #eddie munson × reader #eddie munson beeing lovely

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browneyes-issac · 2 years

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Cuddles

Modern Oberyn Martell x F!reader

Warnings: mention of menstrual cycle, but not descriptive at all.. Just the mention of it being that time of the month and finding out. Besides that, I think this is completely cuteness.. 🤗💞😆

AN: This is completely self indulging because I think Oberyn would be such a sweetheart when his girlfriend is on her cycle.

In other words.. I'm choosing Mr handsome here as my savior since I am a damn female and don't feel good, lol.. 😆🤦‍♀️ update, I am feeling better but still drained.. Last night when I started this and most of yesterday I just wanted to crawl under a rock, lol. But better now a little. 🤗

The nickname Little Viper/Viper is all thanks to @stxrrylunatic I could not think of anything more unique, and she was to the rescue and suggested that! 💞🤗 Thank youuu alwaysss! 💞😙

I'm just yeeting this into the world, not even gonna read through it or have anyone else do so.. 😆💞

Summary: it's that time of the month.. You're boyfriend Oberyn is to the rescue to help you feel better. 💞

No reason for choosing this gif for the story... Just picked it because he's beautiful and so handsome in it... 😍💞🔥

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" oh for the love god.. Whyyyy.. " you said when you got up this morning, instantly having cramps and knowing you had started your period. When you got to the bathroom to check and do your morning routine, it was confirmed sadly..

You look to see if you have any pads. Only one left. " of course I only have one left. " you said to yourself out loud. Groaning because you don't feel like doing anything, let alone go to the store to get pads and other essentials. Since the cramps are already hitting hard..

So you get done in the bathroom. Grab pamprin out of the cabinet and head straight to the kitchen to eat something so you can take the meds.

" Oh! Of course I only have one dose left.. I swear to God I'm just gonna scream if something else irritating happens today. " you grumble to yourself while making you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for breakfast, since it's easy to make so you can go cuddle up on the couch.

Right after you are done eating and about to take your meds, you hear keys jingling. Instantly knowing it's Oberyn, because he always does extra jingling so to be a goofball. You start to smile and continue cleaning up at a slow pace since the cramps are being evilllll..

" My love, I'm hereee. " he says in that sweet beautiful voice of his. Also in a goofy voice, because he's in a good mood for some reason.

As soon as he walks into the kitchen he notices something is wrong and comes right over to you and wraps his arms around you hugging you close and resting his head on your shoulder.

You instantly lean into him and hum in delight from his warmth on your tummy.

" My little viper, what is troubling you? Is there anything I can do to help? " he says while nuzzling into your neck and leaving lil kisses there.

" I started this morning and my cramps are straight from hell. So I don't feel good at all. I'm out of pads and pamprin, but I don't want to even leav- " he cuts you off and says;

" No need to say more. I will run to the store and get you them and anything else you need. Just send me a picture of both things so I can make sure I get the correct ones. " he says while turning you around in his arms and soothingly rubbing your back and kissing your forehead.

" hmm that feels good. You are too good to me,my love. Thank you endlessly. " you say while giving him a kiss and cuddling into his chest.

" you're welcome my beautiful viper. Always here for you to help you in any way you need. Now, let's get you all comfy on the couch. You go set where you want, I'll go get blankets, pillows, and the heating pad for you. " he says while walking you to the couch and giving you a sweet kiss on the lips.

Oberyn moves effortlessly through your place and he's back by your side within a few minutes.

" ok I got all the comfy blankets, every thickness, so you have a variety in case you get cold or too hot. I got your big pillow from your room and of course your little pillow because I know it is always a comfort to have. " He says while piling everything next to you. And smiling at the last part, because he thinks it's one of the most precious things that you still have a comfort item.

" my goodness you know me too well Obee. " you say while looking at him with such adoration and love for him.

" well of course my little viper. I love you infinitely. So I of course know all the things that bring you comfort, joy.. Pleasure.. " he says while massaging your legs while he sits next you. But when he says pleasure, he squeezes your legs a little while looking at you with that devilish smirk of his and winks.

" you're such a brat, teasing me while I'm in pain. " you say with a sly smile and playfully swatting him, because you don't actually mean it.

" hmmm, but you love it. " he says while leaning over with that damn smile of his and to kiss you.

It turns into a little make out session. He has you in his lap while he is rubbing your back to sooth away your cramps. You got your arms wrapped around his neck, casually threading your fingers through his gorgeous dark hair.

" as much as I love this, I need to go get you your stuff and you need to rest my love. " he says reluctantly. But still rubbing your back and giving you little kisses all over your face and neck.

" you're right sadly.. But you better hurry up. I need cuddles.. Doctors orders. " you say with a big smile and cuddling into your blankets with your pillows and heating pad.

" Yes doctor. I will be quick. " he says as his chuckles at you calling yourself a doctor. But he loves how goofy and sweet you are.

One last kiss and he's off to the store. You doze off for most of the time he's gone. But wake up as soon as you hear the keys. Definitely your sixth sense, hearing those damn keys.

He puts everything away swiftly. Brings your pamprin, your favorite Gatorade, essential sweets and other snacks, and a bouquet of gorgeous mustard yellow flowers. ( all kinds of flowers, not just one kind)

" awwww, baby, you didn't have to get me flowers. I absolutely adore them, but you didn't have to. " you say with such a beautiful sunshine smile while smelling and admiring them.

" I did, because you deserve them and that reaction is why I got them, wanted to see that gorgeous sunshine smile of yours, my little viper. " he says with a smile of love and adoration for you while leaning down to kiss your forehead, then taking them to put them in water.

" do you want them in the kitchen or in the living room so you can see them? " he asks.

" hmmm, in here so I can see their beauty and have you and your beautifulness next to me. " you say while getting your snacks open.

Oberyn laughs as he's walking back into the living room because you're too adorable and he knew you'd want them in there. Because the color is your favorite.

" ok now get over here please. I am in dire need of cuddles and warmth from you my love. " you say while doing grabby hands at him.

" your wish is my command my lovely beautiful little viper. " he says while walking over to you, getting all cozy next to you.

You instantly cuddle into his side and let out a hum of comfort. " always so warm and perfect. " you say softly as you rest your head on his chest.

After he has wrapped you two up in blankets and started the movie you picked out, he wraps his arms around you and caressing your side occasionally, but mainly has his arm around your wast. Because he knows the warmth helps the cramps die down.

You fall asleep before the movie title even rolls onto the screen. He is the only person that you fall asleep so quickly around. Always feels the most safe around him. He cuddles even closer to you so he can get comfy too and falls asleep soon after you.

The end. 💞

I hope you liked my little get away, lol. 😆💞

I almost forgot to throw in a mention of his mustard yellow. 🙈😮 So I decided to do the flowers, idk if there are ones out their that resemble that shade of yellow.. But if there isnt.. We are pretending there is in this story.. 😆😆

No pressure in reading this tags:

@stxrrylunatic @supernaturalgirl20 @heythere-mel @prolix-yuy

If you would like to be added to the list for future Oberyn stories or in general, just shoot me an ask or dm and I'll add ya. 💞 and if you would like to be removed, same thing. 💞😊

#pedro pascal #oberyn martell #oberyn martell x you #oberyn martell x f!reader

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felizusnavidad · 1 year

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GET TO KNOW ME

i was tagged by @poptart-cat-78 to answer some questions (thank you thank you) 🩷 there were two parts, but i decided to start a new post and combine them into one (cause i'm a mastermind).

PART ONE

are you named after anyone?: no, i don't think so. i have a cousin who is named after me tho.

when was the last time you cried?: yesterday? i cry every day so probably.

do you have kids?: nope and i don't think i will ever have them tbh.

do you use sarcasm a lot?: sometimes i think i use it too often. chandler bing is my spirit animal.

what's the first thing you notice about people?: i think it's their smile. or hair color. idk idk.

what's your eye color?: blue.

scary movies or happy endings?: ok look... i'm not saying i don't like happy endings, i love them, i really do. BUT. they make me forget about the movie/show/game too fast. i think sad/bittersweet endings are my thing. i want to be traumatized and think about it for the rest of my fucking life. scary movies are fine. i am choosing the secret third thing tho.

any special talents?: no, absolutely not. i am not talented in any way.

where were you born?: 🇵🇱.

what are your hobbies?: consuming any kind of media (music, tv shows, movies, video games etc etc) to find new obsessions, i also play ukulele a little and i like being annoying, i love collecting gifs in my phone.

have any pets?: no, but i would love to have cats and dogs (yes, plural).

what sports do you play/have played?: bold of you to assume i'm a sport person.

how tall are you?: 5'4 (not tall).

favourite subject in school?: english, cause i was pretty good at it (sometimes you have to learn foreign language in order to understand your favorite songs).

dream job?: no job at all. i just want to be in bed.

PART TWO

first ship: i think i already mentioned that in some other tag game, maddie and zack from the suite life of zack and cody (at least the first one i remember).

three ships: pb&j (pam and jim from the office because that's what i'm currently watching), i'm pretty sure claire and charlie from lost were also named peanut butter & jelly (because of reasons) so let's put them here because i suddenly miss lost, and let's say monica and chandler from friends because i would fucking die for them.

last (current) song: gracie abrams - right now.

last movie: star wars: episode III - revenge of the sith 💔

currently reading: posts on tumblr.

currently watching: the office/star wars/jimmy fallon (yes, i am watching all of this at once every day because it's a good distraction and i need to be distracted all the time).

currently consuming: i am drinking water at the moment (stay hydrated babes).

currently craving: a cheeseburger.

this was long but also fun. np tags: @meetmeatthemidnight, @tisthedamnseasns, @era-zona, @selcouthangel, @midnights-ts, @happinessforevermore. have fun guys 🩵🩵🩵

#tag games #tagged #get to know me #i'm confused by the notion that somebody loves me*

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goob1enerd11 · 1 year

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tried to make a peanut butter jelly time gif

i was gonna make both peanut butter and jelly, but i'll do jelly later because i feel unmotivated now

#peanut butter jelly time #dancing banana #(??)#(its not even a banana but yea)#sillayscoutdraws

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bananwithaplan-archive · 1 year

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Quick About

Name: Dancing Banana

Aliases: DB, Banana, Uncle Banana/Bossman (by the nephews), Peanut Butter Jelly Time

Species: Anthropomorphic Food (Banana)

Age: Ripe

Law Alignment: Bananas (Nobody knows what this means, either)

Sex: Yes He/him

Orientation: Pan. (regardless if you're also a fruit or entirely different being. )

It all just started with an innocent little dance of the 2000s, a dance that came with a catchy short song that was not at all related to bananas whatsoever.

But that didn't stop the then-growing world of the internet from falling in love with this funky fruit. There would have been many reposts, gifs and edits, and even remixes of his silly dance that once took over the online world by storm.

Eventually, however, his popularity would fade from existence once as debatably-funnier memes would overshadow his, and fans seemingly all but forgotten about him.

Tough times followed after that. Perhaps a little 'mishap' here and there (don't worry about it), but it wouldn't be for many years more until a wandering recruiter from a certain shovel-themed studio from Hollywood recognized the former internet star, and have taken him in. So that story goes...

First he was simply the mascot of their logo...

...and MANY years later, he's the famous host of the now well-renowned TV game show, Shovelware's Brain Game, always played live and recorded from Studio 7 in Shovelware Studios Hollywood. Not only is he now getting paychecks, he is also one in charge of others' paychecks. Not to mention, lots of new looks, a trio of nephews to help him out (and absolutely ADORE), new merchandise, a free disguise to hide from the coppers, and the adoration of fans, both old AND new. He even gets to do his old dance for the world once more!

Talk about a successful comeback, right? What more could a mere funny banana want?

...Even more fans would be nice.

Bonus facts:

Surprisingly, a huge fan of certain Nintendo games, as they were one of his few solaces from said 'tough times'. To the point of being able to learn some of the same moves as the heroes of these games (perhaps a little too well, but hey, the fans love it and the ratings benefit from it)

Despite being overshadowed by other memes all these years, he's since learned to be able to take their popularity to his advantage and recreate those when possible for even more fan adoration. Nothing beats the ever-familiar dance that his namesake came from, though.

This version of DB has a lot more 'classic toon' capabilities, just with a retro/modern 'meme & gaming' twist to those toony antics. (dropping car batteries instead of anvils/pianos, being able to suddenly fly only by T-posing, warping dimensions by using the BLJ trick, etc.).

Despite his origin as 'funny internet gif turned music meme', he's since become surprisingly knowledgeable about facts and knowledge of Earth outside of the tomfoolery of humor. There's a reason why he named the game show "Shovelware's Brain Game" and not "Shovelware's Meme Game".

((WIP))

#......what am i doing anymore lol #behind the banana peel (headcanons)

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artstimasthetic · 1 year

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SHOVELWARE STUDIOS DANCING BANANA 🍌 FANPAGE PART1 (spoilers)

This is a quiz game on roblox with a silly banana 🍌 host who is from a meme that died💀. It was "IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME."

Also, let's not forget Boardy the smart board

Who is an assistant to the banana.

Also, let's not forget the gift shop lover pear who can be moody at times but was happy when the banana host said that there was a gift shop. He's just being in a silly goofy mood

Also you can win prizes, e.g.

Banana popsicle with bubble gum eyes like the spongebob popsicle but not messed up lol

Do challenge friends with you to play this and see who is a smarty pants 🧠👖 guiness

Also, there's some funny things that will happen to you. If u get the answer wrong, he will say, "YOU CANT SAY THAT ON TV".

Also, if u get a wrong answer, he will be dissatisfied and drop the microphone 🎤 on the floor like this lol

Also another thing happens car battery

Before

After

Banana is happy to see u get hit by a car battery

T.B.C MEGA SPOILERS WARNING FOR PART2 IT WILL INVOLE THE FIRE PODIUM, WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK BREAK,FANART, DRAWING AND ANSWERING A QUESTION WRONG BE LIKE,MORE INFORMATION ABOUT THE CHARACTERS AND THE CROWD CHARACTERS AND BROCOLY WHO LIKES TO TAKE NOTES AND THE GAMING CREDITS (I WILL CREDIT THE PEOPLE WHO MADE THE FANARTS)AND MORE PRIZES,MEET DANCING BANANAS NEPHEWS, MORE SUSPENCE... WILL DANCING BANANA GET CAUGHT BY OFFICER DOUGHNUT FIND OUT. LET'S NOT FORGET THE ITS PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY TIME DANCE GIF IF U HAVEN'T SEEN IT.

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ronanceisintheair · 1 year

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I posted 2,435 times in 2022

That's 2,435 more posts than 2021!

1,015 posts created (42%)

1,420 posts reblogged (58%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@ronancedaily

@el-fandom-birb

@funnytwittertweets

@nancywheelercentral

@incorrectronancequotes

I tagged 1,905 of my posts in 2022

Only 22% of my posts had no tags

#ronance - 506 posts

#robin x nancy - 323 posts

#nancy x robin - 322 posts

#queue is in the air - 301 posts

#ronancetober - 195 posts

#nancy wheeler - 182 posts

#ronance fanart - 174 posts

#gifs - 152 posts

#ronanceisintheair - 148 posts

#robin buckley - 106 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#vickie really was like i made a peanut butter sandwich😢. girl you haven't even put the pieces together just get some more bread and jelly

My Top Posts in 2022:

Hey(with the intention of getting you to agree to a revenge plot that's actually an elaborate ruse for me to end your life, socially, but ending up as chaotic soulmates in a homoerotic friend way)

524 notes - Posted September 16, 2022

Writers need to know that gay characters are the key to their longevity. Like once your show ends and it was only aimed at heteros...then it's done throw it in the compactor.

But get the gay viewers and your show will live for eons. Gays will be doing annual celebrations and shit. Gays will watch 10 year old shows to get that queer unhinged nostalgia.

669 notes - Posted September 17, 2022

Hey(with the intention of giving you a ride after I removed the spark plugs from your car to set off the chain reaction of my ultimate revenge scheme, where in a shocking turn of events you end up as my fucked up Soulmate)

689 notes - Posted September 17, 2022

Robin dresses up as Santa for Holly because Ted absolutely will not. And he's just completely annoyed, huffing, "she doesn't need to believe in those things"

And Karen of course is very supportive, "Robin you look wonderful and Holly's going to love it," she might adjust a few things on Robin's costume.

Nancy is downstairs with Holly, helping her wrap gifts and when they come up Nancy is completely speechless.

Her cheeks and ears are hot, she can also feel her eyes growing misty, because Robin did all this just for Holly.

739 notes - Posted November 2, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Everyone's like "Natalia is screaming and throwing up right now watching Do Revenge."

No babes, Natalia is sitting drinking a glass of champagne, while a chess board sits in front of her, the grand scheme is playing out. The seed of Maya kissing a brunette has already been planted, the image is already there, so now when she kisses Maya/Robin the image will already have been subliminally placed

965 notes - Posted September 17, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

#tumblr2022 #year in review #birb you made the list🤧🥰#not do revenge take over. but also obviously. its very hot #not my longest tag roasting vickieakskslfnkdm i stand by it #i like that santa robbie is second

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