#the movie is hilarious and just such a good time

[tac-the-unseen]

What the Lost boys think about vampire related media

Fluff, x reader but just barely

•While making conversation with your four Vampire lovers you were suddenly plagued with a question.

“How do you guys feel about vampire related media?”

-That question was an immediate head turner. The cave goes dead quite before Dwayne speaks up, “Well…vampires are in hiding so…”

-This sparks a conversation about how media representation of vampires may not be accurate, but that's a good thing. “If a book or movie comes out and it is shockingly accurate to what being a vampire is really like, the creator isn't going to last long.” David explained

-That's because there's a set of rules vampires have to follow and one of those rules is to never publicly reveal your double life identity

-”If something like that comes out, that means a vampire has broken that rule OR somebody knows vampires very closely and is creating media they know shouldn't exist.”

-Turns out if a vampire breaks that rule it's basically open season to kill and destroy their creations.

•You turn the conversation and begin to ask how they, specifically, feel about certain vampire representation

•Bram Stoker's Dracula

-Dwayne is the first to buy in his opinion.

-Dwayne feels that while it is a cult classic and well written, The characters are exceedingly dumb.

-”Johnathan spends a ridiculous amount of time talking about other characters ‘Breasts’ and trying to figure out why his host climbs walls ‘like a lizard's.”

-David is the next one to speak up

-David thinks it's not really worth the read

-”Unless you're trying to brag to people there's no point in reading it.”

-”Also why was Mina talking to that old sailor so much?”

-Paul laughs as he remembers “how fucking crazy he wrote Dracula to be”

-”I'm pretty sure the real Dracula thinks it's a heinous crime against him”

-Paul hasn't read it but have heard enough about it to know even the more obscure references

-Marko comments on the graceful writing style and the beautiful descriptions

-”I've only read it because Dwayne thought I would like it"

-Marko also loves how oblivious Jonathan and most of the other characters are

-All of them think the movie adaptation is hilarious and love the shitty special effects

•Interview with a vampire

-Paul chimes in immediately

-”God it's so homo erotic it hurts…in a good way.”

-Paul thinks its a nice horror novel mixed with a weird cozy atmosphere

-Dwayne thinks it's another well written classic and He actually begins to rave about all the themes involved within Anne Rice’s work

-”It's a beautiful Gothic thriller with a deep, sadly comedic energy.”

-He even offers to read it too you sometime

-Marko chimes in quickly about “Claudia’s rebellious behavior and persona”

-”imagine watching your family choose somebody else over you. It's so deeply upsetting but to an understandable level.”

-”I would have hated to turn so young. I look like a teenager and other people can respect that to a certain point. But being five years old with the mind of an adult, No one would respect you.”

-Marko relates to Claudia on an internal level and loves unraveling her character. When you ask why he quickly responds "Some people call me a cherub... You think I enjoy that?"

-David says he doesn't have much to say other than it was a decent read (That's his version of a compliments)

•Twilight

-All of them agree that it's laughably horrendous

-Almost immediately at the same time they say “This is the skin of a killer Bella”

-This leads to banshee like laughter

David speaks up immediately

-”Why do you humans want us to sparkle so bad?”

-”I personally hate the idea of being a walking disco ball, but to each their own.”

-Marko chimes in quickly

-”Would you like it if we sparkled?” He asked while leans on you affectionately

-Marko thinks the only reason to read it is to have a nice laugh

-”Why did Edward have such a violent reaction of Bella standing by a fan? That makes no sense…like I have mates and I enjoy the smell of you guys but…I'm not nearly clawing off my face at your smell”

-”Yeah yeah, I get he's trying not to overreact but running out of class to get away is crazy.”

-Paul even adds that even thought it's very dumb even he can appreciate the message it's trying to said.

-”something something, coming over adversary, something something, love wins, something something..”

-”Also that Jacob imprinting on Bella's infant daughter is super fucking creepy.”

-when you asked Dwayne about his feels he scoffed and said It's insulting at best and borderline sexual harassment at worst.

-He refused to go into depth

•You thank them for humoring you and they tell you that it's no problem

-David kisses the side of your head in an uncharacteristically soft way “We don't ever mind answering your vampire related question.” He tells you

-Marko turns to you “But seriously do you want us to sparkle?”

-”I think I have some roll on body glitter somewhere..” Paul says while getting up to look for it

Thanks for reading <3

#the lost boys x reader #david the lost boys #dwayne the lost boys #paul the lost boys #marko the lost boys #reader #the lost boys #vampire #fluff #books #lovers

[34saveme34]

MOST INCOHERENT MARWARE RAMBLING INCOMING

I'm so obsessed and I must talk because I love the amount of potential here

like it's. villain x hero's silly sidekick. that's hilarious

like think about it. Puzzles didn't quite get to Mario like to the others

babe's collateral and did he make Puzzles regret that

their dynamic

just the silly in general. I love the early time ship art "what those antennas do" hell if I know but Mario is keen to find out.

it's silly fun! really cute and fun, especially when it stop Puzzles in his tracks. When he expects fear or devotion and instead he gets such a weird and unexpected and chaotic form of adoration with which his heart (if it is still there) cannot handle. it's beautiful. Mario in general just having feelings for him. It's so good

but also I wanna explore the like, specific eroticism that you can put into the Hunt. The way how Mario hunts Puzzles because he craves Entertainment and he'll have it No Matter What, it's so disgustingly amusing and something I could think about forever. I never really understood this before but these 2 REALLY made me understand. Mario smashing every single TV on his way until he finds His One and the Hunt is over? I'm so fucked up, I'M SO F U C K E D

ngl I realise a certain part of the fandom would probably call me a freak for this. I'm calling them catholic guilt ridden

anyways!

the emotional. oh the emotional. Mario already had a different thing going on when it came to villains

I think he is like, the best candidate in general to help Puzzles in redeeming himself. Mario can be SO caring and like like like

it's just ONE facet of this, this isn't how it starts but over time it would become such an important part of this because he grows like, genuine attachment

but the most important thing in the beginning would be is that he's casual. He also has like. a very specific type of emotional maturity, which some people like to call inconsistent writing, I like to call it a quirk and acknowedge it with my whole heart

but it would like, allow the 2 to speak on like, more casual terms

where Puzzles isn't a danger anymore and Mario just so happens to be there at the right time, say the right words

the rights words for Mario to just so obviously see that Puzzles needs a friend so so badly and letting him have it

this once, maybe he can prove to be a cool friend

and oh would he.... oh my goooood would he aaaughgh

because at his core, like, Puzzles isn't evil for the sake of evil, he's evil to obtain what he wants

so like, if he isn't obtaining anymore kdsldlsk I bet he could be fun. Mario would make him touch grass, they would go places together, have some silly adventures together, some more chaotic than the other

a dynamic that would form between the 2 where Puzzles becomes just a bit too soft that he lets Mario get away with things he shouldn't

maybe even helps him because he finds it fun anyways

considering what he was before..... finding solace in chaos and forgetting perfection for a second there...... he finds perfection right beside him....... maybe like, for example in the middle of a food fight Mario causes because they gave him shitty spaghetti or something and Puzzles just seeing the glee on Mario's face over the fun chaos and just. Feeling something in himself. And he wouldn't, for a long time, realise that it's love. He never felt it before

I can almost imagine him turning to romantic movies and such, trying to figure out if the feeling fits. Because it's so so intense in him, he never felt anything like this. He can't talk to anyone about this, he has no other friends in all this. And oooh dhslksdjsd ooOOhOohK?,s,,s,s dsooooooooohhh,,, dsdldk

guys I think he would create. Idk I just think. ijust think .

having experiences in life now, things that just keep replaying in his head, as he is starting to have a life. he would create something from his own head. And it would be like a love letter to Mario. And he would GET IT. And by it I mean. You know. 😲😳😳😳😳😳😳don't make me say it............

okay okay.......!!! He would get Puzzles's homosexual ass.

#smg4 #marware #marware like a virus on my brain really rings true right now #I'm SO sorry to the people who are here for my 34 content but christ these 2 got me in the gayest chokehold of the century

[peterspideyparkers]

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING PLEASE GO WATCH CAPTAIN MARVEL!!!!!! THE MOVIE WAS INCREDIBLE AND SO WORTH THE WATCH♥️♥️♥️

#the movie is hilarious and just such a good time #end credit scene #captain marvel spoilers #captain marvel #captain marvel the marvels spoilers #marvel spoilers #marvel #captain marvel 2 spoilers #captain marvel 2 #ms marvel #spoilers #ms marvel spoilers #Loki #disney #x-men #the marvels #the marvels spoilers

[chrliekclly]

#frank reynolds #iasip #always sunny #just to show my thought process on the 'hmm which frank is th most deservedly unconscious' for that rb'd post #he's catatonic in th hospital but its on a bed which makes it feel too normal #in th booth its a good pose but he's awake and talking to th twins #sanitizer frank is obviously hilarious bt hes writhing around n it so....doesnt feel right #him on th ground w sausage links coming out of his pocket is so funny but hes just ACTING like hes dead.... #poison i went w he is @ least fully unconscious @ th time of photo evn tho he is halfway outta th frame #plus being on th floor trumps everything (xcept maybe th 'carousel') #was hard to choose! #screencap #sweet dee has a heart attack #charlie catches a leprechaun #the gang gets quarantined #mac and charlie write a movie #the world series defense #n e 1 else remember some? only othrs i can think of is th gang replaces dee w a monkey waking up on th bar #nd wen hes on acid in th trash can on th ground n th gang gets invincible #nd maybe gang turns black waking up on th couch but....none of those r worthy imo #frank aes

[shannonallaround]

After pondering on it for several days, I have officially decided I did not like the direction of KFP4 and have banished it from my brain. It is no longer canon. KFP4? What's that? Don't know what you're talking about.

#spoilers ahead #it wasn't all bad #I really truly loved the scenes with Li and Mr Ping they were wonderfully hilarious #and the music was great #BUT #I just did not like the direction they took Po's story at all. #and I'm kinda furious they subtly undermined Shifu's character #by making him “fine”/“not fine” with Oogway picking Po as his successor instead of him. #it was only a thing for 2 seconds for the sake of humor but it completely undermines his inner peace character development #first off why can there only be one successor #and second off why can't Po take primarily the fighting side and Shifu take the spiritual side #It FITS HIM #don't know if most people would notice that shifu's character was undermined but because he's one of my favorites I sure did and it HURT #also um the furious five WHY didn't we have them be the main characters with Po instead of the fox chick no one cares about #literally their interactions with Po that's WHY WE'RE HERE DREAMWORKS #also it's become really obvious to me that the fox girl was literally written just so they could cast a specific voice actress in a big rol #nothing against that actress I love her in other stuff but that was a bad move Dreamworks #and another thing #the movie's message about change not always being bad is perfectly fine and good in theory #but such character change is only satisfying from a storytelling perspective if the audience actually WANTS the character to change!!! #I don't WANT Po to stop being the dragon warrior! I don't WANT him to pick a successor! That wasn't satisfying!! like whyyyyyyyyy #Plus he's like way too young?? to be worrying about this??? Oogway didn't worry about it until he was literally 900 years old #Shifu is what in his 60s? 80s? and he hasn't picked one #why would they make shifu worry about po doing that any time soon literally at all #so there dreamworks #I banish this movie #I banish it for one thousand years #kfp4 #kung fu panda 4 #po kung fu panda

[weregonnabecoolbeans]

I watched Ani BEFORE I was a star wars fan and loved it because I love starkid

Now that star wars has consumed my brain I’m scared for what this musical will do to me the next time I watch it

#the show is filled with obscure star wars references that i absolutely did not understand #so as i watched and read more star wars every time i came across a fact that I remembered being mentioned from ani #i was like ooooohhhh #mara jade? i literally only know the version of her from this silly little parody #i cannot watch aotc without hearing the haunted by the kiss song #like it plays in my head EVERY TIME i watch that movie #obi wan says only a sith deals in absolutes? i think of them pointing out how contradictory that is in the bar scene #i also genuinely think that obi wan in Ani is the funniest thing I have ever seen and Nick Lang is just…so good #like I thought it was hilarious before I even cared about star wars and now obi wan is my all time favourite and I think back at that scene #and its just so good #we declared war! in the name of peace!…right? #we’re the light side they’re the dark side #they believe in love we forbid it! #can’t forget..he was fighting a war against himself over control of a galaxy that he already had control of #anyways i love starkid #and i love star wars #and i love ani a parody #star wars #obi wan kenobi #starkid #team starkid #ani #ani a parody #ben kenobi #kate's post

[scottpilgrim4everr]

Why’d the anime make me love the only character I hated in the movie. 😭

#that’s how you know it’s good. #Todd pissed me tf off in the movie but he’s so fucking cute in the anime. #every time I see anime Todd I’m always like awwww poor baby. poor Todd. poor baby Todd… 🥺 #the subplot with Wallace threw my for a loop. it was like a hilarious slap in the face. #anime Todd just needs a hug… #movie Todd however can fuck 10 feet off #take a shot every time I said Todd. I think you’ll feel something! :33 #todd ingram #Todd Scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgrim anime #scott pilgrim takes off #scott pilgram vs the world #spvtw #scott pilgram takes off

[michaelhholden]

*ambiguous accent*

PEDRO PASCAL as DIETER BRAVO in THE BUBBLE (2022)

#the pedro pascal brainrot is real girlies #i just think hes hilarious in this movie #pedro pascal #the bubble #dieter bravo #my gifs #this is my first time making gifs with photopea #i think they turned out pretty good

[clarabow-mp3]

i usually hate the term oscar bait but when i see what bradley cooper is doing rn. that's oscar bait sorry to say it.

#he wants it BAD #i get it he's been doing good work for a while and not been recognized for it but my god bradley you're not glenn close #you've got time my guy. it's okay! #at this point the biopic + prosthetic combo is so oscar bait it's hilarious #we all know it's more likely to get you an oscar which sucks but now every time i see someone wearing prosthetics in a movie esp a biopic #i'm like oh so you reeeeeeally want an oscar. like so badly. #here's another thing: you don't need an oscar. #bradley cooper is famous enough and talented enough that people will likely appreciate and remember him as a talented famous guy #regardless of whether he wins an oscar or not #it's nice to be recognized i know it's the dream but i feel like if you're working if you're clearly respected by your peers and audiences #do you really need the trophy so badly that you feel you need to wear a ridiculous fake nose to play a jewish person? #just something to think about idk.

[todayisafridaynight]

just watched Taboo (Gohatto) that anon here was talkin bout and i get legal rights to talk about it on this blog because takeshi kitano (hirose) plays hijikata in the movie

#snap chats #LIKE THE ENTIRE TIME I JUST KEPT THINKING 'wait he looks really familiar' #lo and behold thats so funny #anyway What Did I Think Of The Movie #it was hilarious the shinsengumi are fucking SCRAMBLING because of this pretty boy #hijikata looking at everyone like 'kondo are you in love with him ??? SOJI are YOU in love with him?? INOUE??????' #everyone but himself smh he only got eyes for one man but we been knew #okita was peak with the Top Ten Homophobia moments i cant #bro said 'oh no i hate gay people but i love a good story' #AND THE WAY HE WAS LIKE 'hijikata you're gay for kondo tho arent you like you always get pissed when people talk to him' #ENOUGH the shinsengumi is full of homosexuals #yamazaki was prob my fave bro in this movie idk why. maybe its cause i also thought he was real handsome but dont look at me #oh but the Actual movie i should talk about right #i just felt bad for kano the whole time #like people keep lusting after him and he's just like 'please leave me be' #the whole time hiji suspects him and tashiro to be lovers but like #we don't get to see kano's feelings on the matter aside from him pulling a knife on tashiro after he tries to sleep with him #it feels like kano's feelings are pushed to the side the whole time actually #the only time we actually see him earnestly say he loves someone is about yamazaki #and of course yamazaki doesnt reciprocate- whole movie tbh is just the shinsengumi trying to get kano to Not Be Gay #but like he's not even doing anything it's the men around him that keep trying to make a move on bro #tho the film DOESS say takeda courted him for a bit ?? but the deets on that are vague- tho kano at least laughs about it so #im scratching my head about the ending of the movie too- i cant decide if okita kills kano or what #hijikata cutting down the cherry blossom tree makes me believe that's what happened but idk #ALSO i dont think they want him to be Not Gay because of strict homophobia but because.well it's causing a problem #not STRICTLY cause hes gay but its cause men are killing each other over him- Allegedly it aint confirmed if kano killed yuzawa or not #but SOMEONE tried to kill yamazaki so. #it was an ight movie tho i wasnt mad bout watchin it. if you're gonna watch it warnings for SA/dubious consent and casual homophobia

[bisexualocs]

i binged all of scott pilgrim and it was so amazing except it needed more roxie

#this whole time i thought it was just the movie but in animated form #but i LOVE what they did with it!!! i like it better than the movie LMAO #it was sooooo funny and sweet and awesome #I LOVE ROXIE I LOVEHER!!!!!!!!!!! #episode 3 is my favorite forever and ever. i’m so glad we got roxie lore #the wallace todd yaoi was hilarious btw #like every character is so good and that random clip during makes me hope there’ll be another season #during the credits** #it doesn’t need one but i will eat it up if they make it #i want to cosplay roxie btw i should make that for next year’s halloween #lorim.txt #scott pilgrim spoilers

[highlifeboat]

Now let's see if I manage to convince you to watch other movies only for Leon >:} (And Rebecca, in case of Vendetta, i guess :p) /hj

Also, told you in this one Jill was giving trans vibes :p Like, even outside your personal headcanon, there's definitely something going on with his gender :p

Pff probably not, I don't like Leon that much.

Maybe Vendetta for Rebecca but that's a big maybe.

I feel like Jill gives trans vibes in the new-gen engine specifically. Like RE3 and Death Island just give him that look.

Well... RE1 Remake Jill has moments too.

Jill's gender is an enigma. I could probably accept any gender headcanon for them at this point.

Transman Jill is more for personal reasons (Although I do still kind of believe in transman Moira too, who might arguably be a better candidate, I just haven't played much of Revelations 2 to latch onto them)

#i need leon *specifically* interacting with jill because they have such a good dynamic. they are besties to me #also what i love about the timeline of the movie is that #RE1-5 Happens. In RE5 Jill looks completely different #assuming the 2009 RE5 is still technically canon with the RE2/3/4 Remakes for now #but by the time Death Island happens he goes back to looking EXACTLY like he does in RE3R which I just think the idea of that is hilarious #like bro thought his style in 1998 was so hot he want BACK to it almost 20 years later #man has been buying the same outfit for at least two decades #or he's trying to look closer to himself before the incident so he can distance himself from it in some way. but the first option is funnie #asks #horror lady00

[killstreak-kritzkrieg]

*watching john wick* eh this is really boring and dumb. all this random violence doesn’t hold my attention very well

*watching the same thing but it’s santa clause this time* this rules actually

#just watched violent night #definitely the best movie i’ve seen in a GOOD while #loved the home alone bobby traps But Bloody This Time angle #it was hilarious #the fucking music choices………..

[hamable]

The whiplash of being emotional and thoughtful about Belle 2021 and then also thinking about Chikami Shinjiro and his fucking CROCS.

#I remember seeing them last time I watched the movie too. #noticed them first when he finished his kayak practice but it’s at a distance and I’m like nah no way they’re prob just slippers #and then at the bus station THEYRE REALLY REAL. THEY GAVE MY BOY CROCS. THIS DORK #God and his fucking bit of going omg *scratches neck* *shy chuckle* *single head of sweat* d-does that mean you like me? #and the way the movie lingers on that scene for an unreasonable length of time. the rest of the movie has a certain pace to it and then #we just hang out here and watch him stew in the awkwardness like. where I gonna run king? scenes not over. get back here. #it’s so deliberate and I think my final verdict is that it’s hilarious 10/10 good film making #belle 2021 #Belle #belle movie #belle anime

[bunnyb34r]

I really hate movie theaters but I saw every hunger games movie in theaters and I'm really intrigued by the adaptation of The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (especially since the book just came out like two years ago??) so 👀 might have to go

#im like SCREAMING rn bc i only found out ab it through a random video i clicked on youtube that was talking ab the actress and i was like #hold up... what do you mean THIS YEAR like WHAT #anyway i was skeptical and was like ugh this is gonna suck i know it like i was really enthralled by the book and it has been rotating in #my brain since i read it and i literally think ab it every time i think ab rabies and rats AGGSGSSGS which i was actually thinking ab this #morning funnily enough bc i was watching a video on pests and how rats bite people and my brain was like haha like in the book :) #anwyay i think ab it A LOT and it was so good and ive been thinking ab it more frequently lately and thats hilarious that i find out now ab #the movie and im like vibrating with excitement aggdgdgdgdgd like the casting looks great the trailer looks wonderful i have hope #im gonna cry like i did reading it im sure (not for the [spoiler] you think it's a different emotional point) and ahhh i cant wait to see #the rest of the cast and the marcus scene™️ well scenes OH AND THE SCENE IN THE TRAILER WITH THE FLAG! so glad they're including #that like i know that arc is a very important plot point but to add in him wearing the flag like a cape AHHHHH i love it #i really wanna reread the book now sggdgdgd it's just so so good man like fuck #im gonna be blathering ab this for weeks sgsgsgsggdgd #marquilla #thg

[weenieliker]

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#making another bullshit post because i dont have anyone to talk to and talking in the tags is comforting as fuck for some reason #so here we go. hi gang dave here how are we doing tonight #sparkle off its thurday forget who you are yk how it goes #im so tired man ive had such a long week its been good but so fucking long you know like holy shit stuff just all the time #had a choir performance which was pretty badass #ive gotten further in rereading homestuck just watched me and my bro hug it out which was great #stridercest nation rise up #went to the dentist showed him my sick ass wisdom tooth necklace and he loved it and he took a billion pictures #gonna go to a new therapy support group thing try it out see how it goes maybe ill like it maybe i wont #these are just kind of life updates cause idk its weird to have shit happen and then just never talk about it to anyone really #been drawing a lot lately its nothing super cool but im having fun with it #i watched trolls 3 again tonight what a fucking fantastic movie cinema is alive and well #branch reminds me of karkat so much and its hilarious like thats just the same guy #i tried making hummus tonight but fucked it up it was too sour but no big ill try again another time #idk i think thats all ive got to say. thanks for tuning in see you next time