#the caption HAHAHAH

[amiibo-king]

*ventures bravely into the notes on an art piece of felix escellun* *immediately sees someone misgendering him in the tags*

#the last legacy fandom is actively hostile if ur a transmasc. tbh #the fact that felix hates being misgendered is a Haha Funney Joke to u people. explode #i cant even look at the notes of felix fanart let alone venture into the tags without getting hit with secondhand dysphoria fuck yall #last legacy #felix iskandar escellun #sigh. the writing of the game does kind of encourage it. which is what i was afraid of #the first time i played felixs route and got to the bits where they joke like #''haha isnt it sooooooooooo funney how hes uncomfortable being called a girl lets do it on purpose bc its funney how uncomfy he is hahahah' #i was like uuughh i hate this but i hate it more bc the fanbase is going to have zero critical thinking skills about it #and i was right. i hate it here #the only thing that could make this worse is if he was canonically trans but its still shitty and transphobic even if hes cis. #sometimes i want to draw felix and post the art here #but if i did that id have to put a massive disclaimer in the caption like ''if u misgender felix on my post youre getting blocked'' #in huge letters so u cant miss it

[rosicheeks]

😤

#also what’s a good caption #that goes with a mermaid post #like I’m the cutest fat mermaid you will ever see #and I want to show you guys #but I can’t think of a good enough caption #like mermaids and sirens are my favorites #so I need a GOOD one hahahah #kinda leaning towards siren cause fuck I love sirens so much #but yeah #anyone have any ideas 😂😂😂😂 #shut up rosie

[lqvesoph]

ALEX'S CAPTION HAHAHAHAH

#he's a legend #best caption of 2022 so far #and oscar replying HAHAHAH #no joke tho #congrats to albonoooo #alex albon #oscar piastri #williams #williams racing #alpine #f1 #fomula one #.x

[pilotstreets]

DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APEA HAS SIGN LANGUAGE HAHA WHAT

#im watching all the planet of the ape movies w my dad and we finished the originals #and are on the second new one and i just #was not expecting that #of course i always make the joke "oh dad we don't need the captions now they're signing'' but it wasn't even funny this time #y'know when it was funny? in avatae when they used the sign language made up for the movie jdhskfhs #LMAO WAIT WE JUST REALIZED WE MIGHT BE WATCHING THE WRONG APE MOVIE HAHDKDJS #NOOOO WE SAT THROUGH 20 MINUTES IN CONFUSION BUT KIND OF CATCHING ON #ONLY TO REALIZED WE PUT THE WRONG ONE IN. AND GET THIS #WE DON'T HAVE THE CORRECT ONE ON DVD #BUT WE HAVE AAAALLL THE OTHRRS HAHAHAH #and i documented it as it happened in the tags here LMAO #yriesodottumblrdotcom #;malls;

[storyhorny]

Nikmatnya Sekolah part5

-bilik-

Aku mengendap kak daiyan yang sedang mandi dalam bilik air melalui celah lubang pintu. 'Arghhh shiitttt, sedap juga body akak aku ni. Dapat doggie sambil ramas tetek dia ni comfirm hari-hari tido sebilik'. Tetiba idea jahat aku datang. Aku buka seluar dan keluarkan batangku yang sederhana keras dan mula mengocok perlahan. Aku menatap setiap inci tubuh kakakku dari depan ke belakang dari atas ke bawah. Tak payah layan video lucah hari-hari, cukup ngendap kakak daiyan je.

~ring ring~

Aku lupa nak mute fon and aku perasan kak daiyan terkejut dan pandang tepat ke pintu. Aku cepat lari ke bilik dan buka fon. Guru kelas hantar gambar poster dalam whatsapp group kelas. Poster Konsert Malam Ke Bulan hujung minggu. Ada artis daripada Rusa Music datang sekolah aku. Semua pelajar wajib hadir. 'arghhh hancur harapan aku nk buat projek dengan awek Litmatch weekend ni'. Aku membelek ke status whatsapp. 'Wow Mia dah ada bf, ada juga lelaki yang nak kan dia. Oh shit, qitina upload gambar selfie kat gym dengan member dia tapi aku tak kenal. Caption with Aqish. Boleh tahan gak berdua ni'. Batangku kembali keras, aku hanya gosok dari luar seluar. Tiba-tiba aku dapat whatsapp dari qistina send gambar dia pakai sport bra with G-string. Shit mcm nak pancut aku, aku cepat-cepat lucutkan seluarku dan snap gambar batangku yang tegang memacak berselindung boxer. 'tunggu jelah kau qis, sampai masa aku henjut kau sampai kau tergila-gilakan aku hahahah'

~riiiiinnnnggggg-riiiiiinnnnngggg~

Qis video call aku. Aku angkat call and shittt qis naked. "Hye, batang u buat i hornylah. Nak datang rumah tapi dah malam. Kita vcs nak i dah gilakan batang u". "You gilakan batang i? Tapi u kena langsaikan hutang u dulu. Haritu i dah pancut untuk u, so today i nak u pancut untuk i". Qis mula menggosok pussy sambil ramas teteknya. "Arghh.. ermmm... Ermmmm... Ssssss ahhhhhh..." Aku buka boxer aku dan terjojollah batangku yang dah keras. Aku mula mengocok sambil halakan camera ke arah batangku. "Arghhh kerasnya batang u, i dapat rasa batang u tengah jolok pussy i"." Carilah something yang boleh jolok pussy u" aku terkejut qis keluarkan dildo yg berukuran hampir sama dengan batangku. Qis mula menojolk dirinya dengan dildo." Erhhh ARGGHHHH...AHHHHHH......SHIIIITTTT..." " Gosok biji kelentik u qis, ramas lagi tetek u" hampir masuk 10-15 minit kami melancap bersama aku merasa batangku seperti ingin menyemburkan air benihku tapi aku kena tahan sampai qis klimaks. " Err ahh ahh i nak klimaks, ARRGHHHHHH...ETSSS....ARGHHHH..."

Aku nampak lelehan air benih qis keluar dari pussynya. "U lama lagi ke nak pancut?" "I takleh pancut kosong. Kena ada muka someone untuk i pancut baru best". Tetiba aku dapat idea aku nak pancut kat muka kak daiyan. Aku cepat habiskan call dengan qis dan matikan call. Aku senyap-senyap masuk ke bilik kak daiyan dan intip dia tido. Oh shit kak daiyan just pakai singlet without bra and seluar pendek. Aku sempat meraba pussy kak daiyan dan selak singlet sempai nampak tetek kak daiyan. Aku snap gambar kak daiyan and mula melancap depan dia yang sedang tidur. Aku terdengar kak daiyan mendengus membuatkan batangku makin keras. Aku terus pencutkan air benihku ke muka kak daiyan. Banyak juga airnya mungkin sebab lama tahan kot hahahah. Aku sapukan air benihku serata muka kak daiyan. Sempat juga aku hisap puting tetek kak daiyan. Aku cepat balik ke bilikku dan tido

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#fantasiselebriti #nikmatnyasekolah #romance

[livwritessometimes]

Starboy - Lando Norris

: Lando Norris x girlfriend!reader

: Y/N and Lando celebrate his first win

: author’s note: I just couldn’t help myself! I had to write about Lando’s win 🏆 enjoy <3

: Masterlist

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-> omggg yesss need a lando P1 🏆

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-> 🧡

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(No body talk to me right now! I feel like my heart will fall out of my ass)

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-> YESS LANDOOO IF HE WINS ILL SHAVE MY HEAD 🪒👩🏻‍🦲

Yourname: girl wha- 😭😭 understandable ✊🏻

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-> I’m gonna name my future child Lando Miami! Now I just need to get pregnant

Yourname: I-😃

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-> so proud of you baby 🧡

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👤: mclaren

landonorris: We Did It 🏆

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mclaren: LET’S GO LANDOOOO

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Yourname: AHHHHHHHHH IM SO PROUD OF YOU 🫂🫂🫂🫂

-> landonorris: your support means everything 🧡🧡

-> Yourname: baby 🥺🥺 (also you have a lot of weird fans)

-> landonorris: It’s okay baby ik just look the other way 😌

maxverstappen1: Tonight we celebrate like champions!!

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-> landonorris: you know it mate

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Yourname: Lando Nowins sorry don’t know him! So Proud of you my Papaya Boy 🧡

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User52: Yesss queen tell them haters off 💅🏻

landonorris: Love you sweetheart 💕

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mclaren: Yess let’s goooo 🏆 (don’t tell anyone but y/n was 🤏🏻 close to pulling a toto wolff 2021 at the garage today! It’s ok our headphones are safe 🤭)

-> Yourname: admin this was supposed to be a secret 🙂🙂

-> User57: hahahah not the admin outing y/n

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Wagupdates: Lando Norris and Y/n L/n were seen leaving the stadium today. Fans claim the two were very touchy as they made their way towards their car.

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-> 🖤🍷

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landonorris: You talking ‘bout me, I don’t see the shade 🕶️

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Yourname: 💋🙌🏻

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User71: omggg that’s so cute they’re having date night before celebrating his win 🥹🥹

User03: ok I can see where your hands are Lando 👀 you’re not fooling anyone

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Yourname: My back arched like a cat, my position couldn’t stop you were hitting it 🐈‍⬛

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landonorris: star girl ♣️

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kellypiquet: gorgeous gorgeous girl 💫

-> Yourname: umm have you seen yourself in the mirror 🙇🏻‍♀️

maxverstappen1: there are children here 😃

-> Yourname: let them also learn 🤟🏻😌

-> maxverstappen1: i-🫠

francisca.cgomes: Mother 🥵

-> Yourname: Kikaaaaaa 🫂🤭

-> francisca.cgomes: ahhh can’t wait to meet you 💕

-> landonorris: but she’s mine for another hour so back off 😚

-> francisca.cgomes: damn Norris take your time 🕰️🫡

User50: not Lando having a beef with Kika over y/n 😭😭

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landonorris: A hundred on the dash, get me close to God. We don't pray for love, we just pray for cars 🏎️

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User02: Ohh wait till y/n sees the caption!

Yourname: hmm ok then

-> landonorris: baby just using the lyrics! nothing else <3

-> Yourname: You better pray for love tonight...who knows if you'll get it or not 👀

-> landonorris: Yes ma'am 🫡

danielricciardo: It was my fault I opened Instagram! should’ve just jumped off a cliff 🙂

-> charles_leclerc: +1

-> maxverstappen1: +1

-> maxfewtrell: +1

-> oscarpiastri: +1

-> georgerussell63: +1

-> lewishamilton: +1

-> fernandoalo_oficial: +1

-> carlossainz55: +1

-> alex_albon: +1

-> pierregasly: +1

-> landonorris: HATERS! each and every single one of you!! 🫵🏻

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👤: landonorris, kellypiquet, francisca.cgomes

Yourname: Dance the night away, grab somebody, drink a little more 🥂

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landonorris: The only person who you should grab is ME! 😤

-> landonorris: wait that came out wrong

-> alex_albon: you think 😃

francisca.cgomes: Dance the night away 💃🏻

-> kellypiquet: live your life and stay young on the floor 🪩

-> Yourname: lalalalallallalalal 🎵

maxverstappen1: and that’s enough drinking for you ❌

-> Yourname: buzzkill 🐝

-> francisca.cgomes: +1

-> kellypiquet: +1

-> maxverstappen1: i- KELLY 🥲

-> landonorris: haha 🤣

-> maxverstappen1: oh you better watch your back Norris

-> landonorris: 😳

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F1newsupdates: Lando Norris and girlfriend, Y/n L/n, were caught by fans, who claimed things were getting quite serious in the backseat. This photo comes after the couple was seen celebrating Norris’s first win with friends and fellow drivers, including Verstappen and Gasly. Don’t know about you, but Lando Norris is definitely in for a good night!

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Yourname: 🫶🏻🤭

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landonorris: Can’t keep my hands to myself (I mean I could, but why would I want to 🤤)

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Yourname: 🙈🙈

-> Yourname: also he did Infact miss his flight!

-> landonorris: oops? 😅

-> mclaren: 🤦🏻‍♀️

francisca.cgomes: @/pierregasly how come you never paint my nails 🤔

-> pierregasly: Pulling out all the supplies right now!! 🫡

User72: not Pierre getting attacked out of the blue 😂😂

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Yourname: Little Lando Norris is not as little as you might think 😉

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danielricciardo: umm ya guys so I’m gonna do delete Instagram! It was fun while it lasted ✌🏻

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-> maxfewtrell: +1

→ oscarpiastri: +1

→ georgerussell63: +1

→ lewishamilton: +1

→ fernandoalo_oficial: +1

→ carlossainz55: +1

→ alex_albon: +1

→ pierregasly: +1

-> landonorris: HATERS! you guys just can’t see me happy ✋🏻😤

#lando norris #miami gp 2024 #miami grand prix #f1 #f1 x reader #f1 imagine #f1 smau #f1 fanfic #lando norris x reader #lando x reader #lando norris fanfic #lando norris imagine #lando norris smau #ln4 #ln4 x reader #ln4 fluff #ln4 imagine #smau #fanfic #fluff #formula 1 x reader #formula one x reader #formula 1 #writers on tumblr #writing #the weekend #formula one

[kindestofkings]

photography era [3]

elijah hewson x reader

reader is childhood bestfriends/ who doubles up as their occasional photographer, who is currently touring with the band!

authors note: hahahah I litch was like im gonna make a short little part 3 just to wrap this idea off and then next minute im reaching the pic limit, anyway I think it turned out cute so enjoy !

I really appreciate all the love i've received with my last insta au's y'all are the best <3

(PS: Picture credits to whoever took them)

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inhalerfan1 feeding us ryan girlies off the bat, appreciate you <;3 lewevans hahaha wait until they get moody and tired.. -> they're gonna get WORSE??

inhalerdublin

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inhalerdublin Thank you Lille for kicking off our EU tour.

We’re back in Amsterdam tonight for our biggest show so far at @afaslive

📸 yourusername

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inhalerfan1 AMAZING SHOW!! the post concert depression is too real rn..

inhalerfan2 hiring yourusername was your best decision yet boys these pics are so hot

inhalerfan1 inhaler through the female gaze has righted all the worlds wrongs (liked by elijahhewson,bobbyskeetz, ryanmcmahon_15 and joshjenkinson_)

inhalerfan3 bobby girls we're being FED

yourusername I got you girlie xx

yourusername great evening !! but I am realising im touring with 4 boys for two months.. @nieveella y'all need a photographer??

(liked by nievella) bobbyskeetz why are you always tryna get rid of us.. yourusername try listening to your 12 year old boy humour 24/7 this is a hardship !

yourusername

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yourusername guys i'm a failure, E still hasn't agreed to cover I'm Just Ken 😭 What is the point of having friends that can sing if they wont take my requests 💔

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inhaler1 you are the gift that keeps on giving

inhaler2 for real get a girl who can do both

joshjenkinson_ I was gonna be pressed but i'll let it slide cause of my caption

bobbyskeetz you need to be stopped. @elijahhewson MAKE HER STOP

yourusername wah wah wah hush elijahhewson love come on yourusername heyyy its funny!

evehewson hahah you are the best ever

yourusername and you are my favourite hewson! inhaler3 inlaw bonding? inhaler2 girl chill

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-filling this dramatic fella with drink to get back in his good books

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yourusername please take these photos of the boys as an apology for my last post. they are very serious musicians and are very handsome. again sorry for any upset caused.

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inhalerfan3 hahahahahhah who is holding the gun to your head rn girl?

yourusername im sure I dont know what you could possibly mean (totally unrelated robert keating can be kinda scary)

bobbyskeetz now that is more like it

yourusername @bobbyskeetz @elijahhewson am I forgiven yet? can I come for pints now

ryanmcmahon_15 I think your last post ..slayed? yourusername THIS is why your my favourite and why you had first spot in the post 🖤 inhalerfan3 hahah did you choose the order based on who you like the most rn yourusername @inhalerfan3 👁👄👁

inhalerfanupdates

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inhalerfanupdates GUYS I'm just back from my inhaler show and im shaking look at this pic yourusername took of my friend and I with eli! BEST. NIGHT. EVER.

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inhalerfan 1 no way that is adorable, yourusername is one of us with the 0.5

inhalerfanupdates she was literally so nice aswell! they had walked by us so fast and I think I was so visibly upset, which she spotted and made eli come back over to us! inhalerfanupdates she was also chatting to us for a little while after, talking about tour and all she comes across real genuine <3

inhalerfan2 they're dating right??

inhalerfanupdates I really think so after seeing them walk and interact together. its been so hard to tell cause shes always joking and is so close with them all. inhalerfan3 they have to be dating they're my parents.

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inhalerfan 4 you are literally traveling around europe, freeloading off your famous friends. so so ungrateful god

inhalerfan2 hate to break this to you but being mean to one of his best friends / photographer is not going to get Eli to date you! inhalerfan3 haha girl no need to be so meannnn

elijahhewson I told you we should've skipped drinks

yourusername it was for the plot hotstuff (liked by bobbyskeetz)

bobbyskeetz why is the world so loud??

ryanmcmahon_15 *three idiots

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lewevans told you they get tired and moody

yourusername oh wise man 😭😭 you were so right

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inhalerdublin she loves to joke around and despite what bobby says, its the very reason we love her.

but our photographer for the europe leg/ our bestfriend yourusername is flat out working, making sure we look our best and coolest, we remind you to be kind in your comments towards her - eli, ryan, bobby and josh <3

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yourusername BOYS im so unwell this is so sweet

joshjenkinson_ the GOAT

ryanmcmahon_15 ❤️‍🔥

elijahhewson our girl!

bobbyskeetz also she plays taylor swift on repeat when shes sad so please, i can't hear this is me trying again

yourusername we can't listen to the strokes all the damn time robert! yourusername also you asked about the folklore love triangle so stfu

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yourusername been great annoying bobby with pda for the last 3 years with you <3

have loved tagging along on my superhot boyfriend on tour and taking super hot (and super not) pictures of him! only a few more shows left xx

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elijahhewson 3 years but i'm still not your favourite singer 💔

yourusername write an album like notes on a conditional form and you can take that top spot baby <;3 inhaler1 babyyyyy i love them your honour

bobbyskeetz great the world knows, can you stop kissing in front of us now.

yourusername just say you're lonely, it'd be quicker xx inhaler2 LMAO i love their friendship

evehewson wait I thought I was your favourite hewson...

yourusername course you are, this is a pr xx elijahhewson 🙃🙃 yourusername 😅😅

inhalerfan3 brb just gonna go take a bath with my toaster xx

joshjenkinson_ the hardest of launches

yourusername litch dont have the energy to lie anymore loll

---- finito----

if you made it this far I love and appreciate you so much! all the forehead kisses xx

#inhaler band #elijah hewson fanfic #elijah hewson imagine #elijah hewson x reader #fake instagram #inhaler dublin

[personasintro]

hi queen

I started and caught up on mh last week and as I was reading I thought JK’s style and personality in the ff was similar to the real current him. Then I found your blog and saw you said you try not to base your characters or stories on the real tannies or their lives. Eventually I saw a lot of people on tiktok point out that over the past year or so real jungkook has embodied MH’s jungkook style. For example, they’d post real JK’s outfit or something he said and caption it “this is mh jk”. In my head I try to separate the characters in fanfic from the real people but it’s not as easy as it used to be when real Jungkook says stuff along the lines of “oh you thought we were done? We’re not done yet.” Or releases a song and choreography about f*cking all day everyday.

So my questions are - how do you feel about real JK gradually sort of matching mh’s jk style and personality with the past year or so? Was that all coincidence or did u plan to make them similar?

Hey! No, not at all! I had a character in mind and just added Jungkook’s visuals into it. You’re not gonna believe it but most similarities happened after the story/scene/chapter was posted. My fellow people will agree with this hahahah everyone always freaked out whenever Jungkook said something similar to what mh jk did 🥶 so it’s the other way around and a big coincidence I’d say.

#ask: anon #ask: mutual help

[onesidedradiostatic]

helluva boss s2e6 reaction

I HAD TO CUT IT DOWN TO 1 EPISODE CAUSE I HIT THE IMAGE LIMIT LMAO. SORRY EPISODE 7 IN ANOTHER POST

episode 6

oh my god. okay. fizzarolli right at the start we're already off to a great start

oh my god????

okay I think I'm starting to see the parallels between fizz and angel dust, I did hear mammon was abusive? idk? didn't expect that not all the deadly sins would be nice like ozzie, beelzebub and lucifer

HAHAHAH OH MY GOD

UH HUH.......

"LOVE. IS. STUPID."

yeah I understand why they were screaming at moxxie and millie now

THIS FUCKING CAPTION LMAO

HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOO

OHHHHHH MY GOD

oh boy

yeah I like where this is going

awwwww

OH MY GOD we're getting blitzo-fizz stolas-ozzie parallels now aren't we

oh here's the part about ozzie condemning love potions, one of the things I heard about

Asmodeus: Well, I can tell ya, if you're looking for a love potion, you came to the wrong fucking guy. I don't fuck with that artificial bullshit! Lust shouldn't be about force... It's an ART! To be earned, and enjoyed. It's all about that journey to Pleasure Town... You feel me?

based ozzie

HAHAHAH oh my god these messages

oh my god

LMAOOOOOO

I love this little exchange they're having it's so funny

Blitzo: Point is, royal demons don't give a shit about guys like us. They're all the fuckin' same. Fizzarolli: That's not...! A-always true...

oooooh this is supposed to be a comparison between ozzie and mammon now is it

ooooh boy (also what the fuck is this shot LMASKDSOGKOHDOMHS)

oh my god what happened between them

oh my god???

oh my god.

HIS MUM? aw. man.

man so it's not even their fucking fault, who decided to lie to him like that what a dick

HAHAHA aww

hahhaha awwwwww

LMAOOOOOOO????

WHAJAJASKLGSDSDKFDLGLG WHAT IS THIS SHOT

WHAT IS THIS

THAT GUY WITH THE HEART EYES???? I'M CRYING

awwww

I'M CRYING?????

HAHAHA OH MY GOD

OOOOH HAHHAHA

LMAOOOO the captions at the end, I hit image limit so

BTW: DON'T WORRY. The quieves all made it home safe and sound <3

but yeah this was GREAT. I was gonna put episode 7 together with this but um. I ended up going too crazy and hit the image limit in one episode whoops. dw, next time, EPISODE 7. and more fizzarolli

#osrs.helluva

[yostresswritinggirl]

Sir may I sit on your lap-

Istg I loved this man a normal amount until you started infecting me with your simping, my child -

It's so funny cuz the artist's caption isn't even about his lap hahahah

You don't know how you'd always find yourself here when with him, but you can't help but sigh as you shift your weight on your other leg while overlooking Port Ormos at this fine evening.

Right, of course, Alhaitham is doing one of his 'independent research' out here again and somehow you got roped in to wait with him for an informant he agreed to meet here. At night, for privacy, but it's already at the point of when the shop's are already closing for the night.

And there's still another hour. Archons, how long have you been standing here?

You stretch your leg this time, looking around before your gaze lands on Alhaitham sitting on a crate. The only place around to sit on.

With how much you've been shifting around, you're positive he'd already deduced that you were growing tired and desire to rest your legs for once.

His turquoise-orange gaze lifts from the book upon hearing your approach, leaning his other hand on his thigh. "What is it? Want me to lend you my book?"

"No thanks, not interested in the laws of motion right now." You pause. And only when he starts to lower his gaze back to his book did you finally speak what's been on your mind. "May I sit on your lap -"

"I thought you'd never ask." Before you know it, your pulled and sat on the thigh where he was previously leaning on, hand releasing your wrist to wrap around your waist. 'To make sure you don't slip,' he says.

And then he was back to reading, while you sat tense on his lap, trying to catch up with the present events.

The informant didn't arrive. Whether he lied to you or not, at the end of the day, you can't find it in yourself to complain.

#alhaitham x reader #al haitham x reader #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #alhaitham #exile.goblet #exile.flower #Cilly #you forced my hand!!! #I'm sorry i couldn't stop myself u-u #gender neutral #genshin impact fluff #I'M DOWN BAD FOR REAL THIS TIME I CANT BELIEVE I'D SIMP FOR A TALL MAN AGAIN AFTER BEING LOYAL TO ZHONGLI AAAAAAA

[tatekane]

I'm just gonna leave this here *coughs*

It pains me when you click an image and it won't load the full res D: I'm looking at you Tumblr and Twitter! Unless you right click and "view image" ;_; (Poor Bdubs I was extra proud of his face in this piece)... and when Doc doesn't read the caption hahahah

"Father & Son" he says

#bdubs #etho #hermitcraft #docm77 #stream weekend #giving love to Hermitcraft fanartists #i'm still flustered over this #my ears got hot lmao #social anxiety kicked in hard #I don't join in stuff like this #my art

[lesbiansloveseokjin]

day 220/639 of yoongi's military service

this selca was posted on 150816 with the caption:

Hahahah

(trans cr: Mary @ bts-trans)

#yoongi #suga military countdown #150816

[nebelihood]

HI! new patreon comic post! I'll decided tomorrow how to liberate it here on tumblr (Either by pol or weekly which is basically the same HAJAHSJ but there are looney tunes comics that are still patreon only available a)

Comic will be posted every monday at 13:00 CST for patreon users who are interested:D

Caption of the post:

HAJAHS so my current comics from hey arnold are from an au were Helga and Arnold are dating and little situations they'd have to go through together- but this comic is a closer version to the original "The patakis" version from the pitch! HAJHS It's still pretty fanfiction like but this would be my season final for the first season HAHAHAH (It's still a work in progress but I wanna be mean mean mean JAHAHSHD AAA)

#hey helga #hey arnold! #hey arnold and helga #hey arnold fanart #helga #helga g pataki #the patakis #comic #patreon #announcement

[speakofcompersion]

Caption @ nicolewenggg: "Singaporean crowd confused as to when we get to finally sing OH IM CURIOUS YEAH because of the new arrangement 😭😭 this was so funny hahahah"

#shinee #taemin #minho #key #kpop #video #shinee world vi #speakoftiktok

[freedomfireflies]

404 Harry is my Roman Empire. I could talk and think about him all day everyday (I already do). Was thinking of the tiktok trend where girls were “selling” their boyfriends because they didn’t ask them to be their valentine or if they were fighting. And in bullet points it lists the “features” the guy comes with or the perks of dating him and the cons with a price.

This (like all other things) got me thinking of Tink and Harry. At any minor inconvenience he causes her in or out of work (like “fixing” her code, taking the stapler off her desk and not returning it, not letting her finishing as a punishment, etc.), she’d do the trend but she wouldn’t call him her boyfriend she’d say “selling my annoying coworker” she’d price him for “ill pay you $5 to take him” for his features she’d write:

“-no pros” or “he comes with glasses”

And for his cons: “he’s annoying, poor coding skills, he’s Harry” and make the caption: “ran out of room for the cons :(”

He would definitely retaliate by selling her and using the worst picture of her he could find (which would still be cute, but he wouldn’t admit that). He’d write her pros being “she’s been in my presence” and her cons being “she’s dumb, she doesn’t wear glasses, she can code about as much as a chicken can fly, did I mention she’s dumb?” And he’d list her for “$5 so i can make some sort of profit” he’d caption his as “yard sale, final sale, store closing, all must go. NO RETURNS”

I'M CRYING HAHAHAH they really would, especially when they sneak the compliment in there but then hide it beneath snark 😭😭 I love this, this is so spot on I'm OBSESSED!!!!

#404 ask

[golbrocklovely]

haven't done one of these in months, so i thought it was the perfect time to bring this back

here’s some of colby’s tweets from 2021.

if it’s bold and italicized, it’s someone’s tweet to him.

if it’s in (), that’s just me commenting lol

added bonus: if they have a * next to them, that means it’s been deleted

~~~~~~~~~~~

April 1 - just wanna make things right

April 4 - happy easter i’m hungover goodnight ?

@/mannymua733: 30 flirty and thriving

happy birthday!!! @/mannymua733: thank you my love!

fan: all manny wants from colby is this (video of colby grinding)

@mannymua733: that’s all i’m asking for colby if this is your b day wish i gotchu

hey if any of you guys have a semi truck could you please run me over with it thanks

@/deefizzy: Can i join the more the merrier !

April 7 - watch the time go by

there’s an angry squirrel in our backyard that tries to kill me every night

April 9 - i can admit that i have big commitment issues when it comes to relationships

April 11 - to the two girls i just met at chipotle … you made my day thank you for lifting my spirits i’m so grateful

April 13 - sometimes life just feels like a big dream to me it’s so hard to explain.

April 15 - who’s your comfort person?

April 19 - it’s hard to find things that excite me as much as they use to and i find that kinda sad. i miss being stoked about every little thing. wanna get that back

learning to let go

no matter what changes in the future .. just know i’ll remember the past

April 20 - i know you don’t believe it but i’d do anything for ya

April 27 - @/ohkailno: when im vaccinated im coming for u @/ColbyBrock

😈

May 2 - i got a PCR test yesterday that literally felt like they were trying to tickle the back of my Cranium

May 11 - fan: So you just gonna leave us hanging like that @/ColbyBrock (photo of him with the caption "it's time")

😏🖤

May 13 - @/katstuartmusic: should i make colby bald

no

May 17 - i hope you’re happy today i love you

May 23 - someone broke into our rental car in San Fransisco and they stole everything. but i’m most upset about my journal i’ve been writing in daily for the past 6 months… all my emotions, memories, details of life just gone. my 2021 story i can’t get back .. i’m heartbroken

@/lukewaale: duuude what :( that's messed up man, i'm sorry it’s all good man 💔 thanks for sayin something. gotta look at the bright side .. everything’s replaceable

May 28 - you can’t miss what you forget

(it's so clear to me now that this man was clearly going thru so much. this is when things really changed for him and how he interacted with us. it's sad to look back on this now)

June 19 - feels good to be back.

June 28 - fan: I FORGOT @/ColbyBrock IS AN UNUS ANNUS FAN SIR EHAT WAS UR FAV VIDEO

the one where they have a staring contest ! hahahah

#colby brock #cb tweets #text #personal