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"Would You Still Like Me if I Was a Worm?"
Stupid headcanons on the boys (+ Gwen). Platonic.
No TWs.
Griffin
"No."
He's joking around with you. If you're going to ask a silly question like that, you'll get a silly answer. He's says it with a giggle that turns into a laugh.
Billy
"What?"
He doesn't get it. Why would you ask him that out of the blue? Billy's a boy of refined humor (bad puns), so this plebeian nonsense is just a waste of time to him.
Vance
"No."
More serious than Griffin. He doesn't laugh when he says it. You're probably bothering him when he's doing something. If you're not, he's just saying it so he doesn't have to think about how absurd that it.
Bruce
"Yeah."
He says it in a chill way. He doesn't understand the question at all, but you're someone he cares about, so he'll say yeah. Then he figures you might be feeling insecure, so he asks if you're okay.
Robin
"Sure, I guess."
Depending on when you ask him, he's either too busy to care or just too confused to care. Like Vance, he's just trying to move past the question. But unlike Vance, he'll laugh when he replies.
Finney
"What?"
Does not understand the joke at all. He's so confused and just turns to you with the most puzzled expression ever. Why would you even ask that? What's he supposed to say?
Gwen
"Yeah, right."
She's sick of your nonsense. Sometimes she's in the mood for a joke, but those are usually of a different, more funny kind (in her opinion). She just wants what she needs to get done, done.
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tw-inkl-e-tit-s · 1 year
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Miguel: *rambling about a girl*
Y/n: *jealous* Who cares if she is exciting, fresh, and fun?
Mason: *annoyed* Please, she sounds like a deodorant"
Miguel: Y/n:
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staggersz · 27 days
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The Grabber when Vance broke the wall that would have costed $14.60 to repair
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dorkszn · 3 months
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dating vance hopper means dying some of your hair blonde (if you aren’t blonde already) and him dying some of his hair the color of yours
+ he definitely do a little peekaboo dye so when he lifts up his hair, you can see the dye.
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could u write a fic on Finney x popular s/o? like maybe Finney confesses through a note that he asked robin to give them and then they say yes and sweet stuff yk?
- Finney Confessing To a popular Reader! (G/N)
THEY/THEM USED
Bold: Robins POV and stuff he’s saying
Normal: third person
Italic: finney
(Reader) is a super popular kid, like really popular.
They have a lot of friends, and finney has about 4, which is what made it hard for him to ask them out
But luckily, (reader) is friends with Robin, and finney takes advantage of that
“Can you give (reader) this note?”
Finney walks up to Robin one morning, handing it to him
“Yeah, what is it?” Robin says holding it out and trying to open it up
“Don’t, it’s a love note” finney admits, putting robins hand down
Robin smirks at finney, “who is it to? I really wonder”
“Can you just give it to them?” Finney says, looking at you from behind his locker door
“Yeah, but what do you want me to say?”
“Anything but don’t say it’s a love note or that’s it’s from me”
“Got it” Robin says, walking towards (reader)
“Hey, I got a note from someone” I say, holding out the note for them to grab from me
“who’s it from?” (Reader) Says as they hold the note in their hands
“It’s a note”
“Yeah but who’s it from?” They try opening it but I snatch it from them, sealing it again
“Top secret, open it when you get home” Robin says, shoving the note into the pocket of (reader)’s pants and walking away, towards finneys locker, which he was currently hiding behind.
“What did you say to them?” Finney asks Robin, watching as (reader) walks out of the school building.
“All I did was tell them it was a note” Robin looks towards the doors, seeing that (reader) is no longer in sight.
“They’re gone by the way”
Finney checks for himself, taking a look at the doors before sighing and closing his locker door
“thank you, Robin”
“Yeah, no problem. I just don’t get why you couldn’t give it to them yourself”
“It’s hard” finney says, sighing “super hard”
Finney And Robin leave the school building, and after a few minutes of just walking home in silence…
“What if they show up to school tomorrow? I signed the card”
“First of all, there’s no what if…they’re coming to school tomorrow and you know it, and it’s okay…you’ve liked them for four months. You had to get it out eventually”
Robin turns finney around the corner, stopping at his house
“What if they reject me? I know I’ll still like them” he says to Robin, a frustrating look on his face
“It’s fine finney, I’m sure they like you back, you’re a nice dude” Robin pats finneys back, walking away from his porch, “I’ll see you at school”
Finney rushes straight to his room, burying his face into his pillow, thinking of things you could say, ways you could reject him, and also a little bit of ways you could say you liked him back
After 15 minutes of laying on his bed, finney fell fast asleep, still in his school clothes
“Finney, robins outside” he hears Gwen call into his room, waking him up.
Finney looks outside of his window, seeing that it’s daytime again and rushing out of the front door, not bothering to eat breakfast
“Let’s go” Robin says, holding onto his own backpack
“I don’t know about this, I shouldn’t have given them that note”
Robin shakes his head, walking towards the school with finney, where you are waiting at the entrance
“Did you ask them to wait there?” Finney asks Robin, panicking as (reader) starts walking towards them
“Nope” Robin says, moving aside as (reader) approaches finney
“(Reader), I like you a lot” (reader) reads out loud, smiling as they do so
“Gosh” finney looks down, grabbing the note from them
“Well finney, I’ve got some bad news for you” (reader) says, crossing their arms
There’s a long pause
“I like you too”
Finney looks up at (reader) “really?”
(Reader) nods “really”
“So…do you wanna hang out after school or something, you can say no. It’s fine if you say no”
“I’ll hang out with you, finney” (reader) says, smiling at him
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FUCK IM A SHITTY WRITER
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trippy-thot · 2 years
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Can you do yandere Vance please!🤍
Yandere Vance Hopper
(Of Age Reader & Vance)
(Tw: Killing, Implied abuse, possessive tendencies.)
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You’d know Vance for as long as you can remember.
Your parents were close friends, so typically the two of you had play dates when you were younger.
As a child, he was nothing similar to the way he is now.
He used to be kind and sympathetic. Caring and honest.
Not a possessive, hostile, ‘boyfriend’.
You’d had a lot of friends including Vance. But despite being childhood ‘besties’, they all started to disappear one by one.
Either they A: left you alone because Vance threatened them. Whether it be with their lives, or yours.
Or B: They didn’t get the hint and thought he was joking. He’d never kill you! But them? They were just getting in the way between the two of you.
You found out about this one day when you were looking for your new boyfriend.
You’d put a bit of a barrier between Vance and yourself for a while now. Mainly because you wanted to keep this relationship, and you really enjoyed your current boyfriend . He’d stuck around.
The two of you had planned to meet at a local bookstore downtown. It further into the alleys since the store itself was so old.
As you were walking past the buildings, you froze when you heard your name. Although it wasn’t directed at you.
“Stay the fuck away from (Y/n). Or I’ll snap your neck like a twig.” Then the sound of laughter.
“You think I’m scared of you, Vance? I’m not. But you know who is? (Y/n). My girlfriend. She’s terrified of you. Thinks you’ll end up hurting her. So I suggest-“
You full on sprinted into the alley besides you, yelling and scolding your boyfriend for being so Careless.
You never got to finish, due to the fact you watched Vance murder him in broad daylight.
He did in fact, snap your boyfriends neck like a twig. A very small one at that.
You stood there, petrified. You knew vance was strong but not enough to just casually break someone’s neck.
Vance took notice of you and sighed. “Look what you made me do. Now I have to get clean this up and-“
You simply let out a scream of bloody Murder, surely alerting someone nearby.
Vance ran to you, grabbing you by the waist and pushing your back into his chest. His hand around your neck. The neck that fit oh so perfectly into his grasp.
“Make another noise and you’re next. Got it? Doll.” He asked, pressing his fingers into your jugular.
Apparently your scream wasn’t as Loud as you thought it was, considering no one came to your rescue.
After a few moments of you hyperventilating, he turned your body to face him.
Your eyes were filled to the brim with tears, your neck already beginning to bruise. Vance shook his head and ran a thumb over your lip.
“This wouldn’t have happened if- Well, it would have either way but the point is that you caught me. Again.”
“Do you remember what happened last time? Huh?” You shook your head. Not to say no to the question, but no because you knew he’d hurt you even more-
“Well, I’ll make you remember then.” His voice was coarse and harsh. The last thing you remember seeing was His sadistic smirk, looking down at you before everything went black.
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bad-grammer · 1 year
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Vance hopper: *puts salt in tea*
Bruce Yamada : *sips tea*
Vance hopper: …..
Bruce Yamada : *finishes tea*
Vance hopper: …. Wasn’t the tea salty?
Bruce Yamada: yes but I didn’t want to hurt your feelings.
Vance hopper: *starts crying *
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alastors-deerest · 1 month
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Robin Arellano Who had never known you until one day he saw you having an argument with a random girl but you choose to ignore her because the whole conversation was pointless to you.
Robin Arellano who when saw you walking away from the scene, ran after you, wanting to be your friend.
Robin Arellano who quickly gains feelings for you after a month or two of bring friends, he was never one to love but his heart just cant stop pounding against his chest whenever he sees you
Robin Arellano who is inloved with your smile, how your eyes light up when you see something you like, how you try to make other feel comfortable when you aren't
Robin Arellano who once fought a random boy because he was talking shit about you
Robin Arellano who you have to drag away from fighting to treat his wounded fist, but it dissent matter because he always get injured again in the same day
Robin Arellano who finally asks you out on a date, a bit hesitant, because he wasn't sure how you'd reply, but to his relief you said Yes!
Robin Arellano whose first date with you is to the movies! And you best bet you're watching a horror movie!
Robin Arellano who puts his jacket over you when he notice you shiver from the cold
Robin Arellano who takes you home and kisses your hand like a gentle man before making his exit
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Vance: If you put "violently" in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
Bruce: Violently practices.
Finney: Violently studies.
Griffin: Violently sleeps.
Billy: Violently shoots pictures.
Robin: Violently boxes.
Vance: Violently murders people.
Finney: Violently worries about the previous statement.
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Hc Griffin thinks every singe thing is illegal. Standing around a public place? Loitering. Picking a coin up? Stealing. Walking across a street? Jaywalking. Throwing away something recyclable? Littering
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number1abbasupporter · 10 months
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Regulus(smacking his phone): piece of shit, it never fucking works
James:
Regulus:*throws phone on ground*
James:
Regulus:
James: i’ll get the keys
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Griffin Stagg Headcanons
Headcanons for the youngest boy in the cast: Griffin Stagg. No reader. Will update as I think of more.
TW for bullying, kidnapping, violence, death, gore (mentioned), does teeth count?.
Griffin is max eleven years old; probably ten. He's easily the youngest of the group. In fact, I headcanon he's a few months younger than Gwen. He uses this to his advantage, though, always bragging about how he'll live longer than her because he's younger. Not quite how it worked out, unfortunately.
I headcanon he's got an older brother who went to university/college recently before his kidnapping/death. He was pretty close with his brother; he always took Griffin out to play games or get food or just hang out. His brother was his closest friend, considering he barely had any friends of his own. His brother immediately came back home after he went missing to look for him, too.
This doesn't stop typically sibling fights, though. If you read my headcanon on who's the biggest tattletale, Griffin is number one. And his brother is not exempt from that. Growing up, they would constantly threaten to tell on each other for stuff and kept their word about it, too. Still, they always felt at least a little bit guilty about it, and would apologise and try to get each other out of trouble if the punishment was truly that bad.
Since his older brother's in college, his parents are on the older side. I don't know why but I feel like his mother would have arthritis in her hands, so as a little kid he had to be careful to not yank her around too hard. His father, on the other hand, is as fit as anything. They both take on pretty stereotypical roles in the family; his mother being a bit of a housewife (she still has a job, though) and his father doing all the handiwork.
Griffin's also had a lot of pet fish growing up, partly because he's a bit scared of dogs and is allergic to cats. They've always been some variation of goldfish or fighter fish, and always have the most classic names possible. "Goldie" or "Sunshine" or "Bluey" or some name based on some famous boxer were the most common. Strangely, no matter how similar they looked, he could always tell them apart. Or so he thinks, at least.
However, life wasn't all Lesley Gore's Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows. He was bullied a lot during his early years of school for having no friends. In turn, the bullying pushed people away from wanting to be his friend because they didn't want to join in on getting bullied. It only really died down because Griffin just didn't become a fun target after a while. He was too boring and didn't have as much of a reaction as the bullies wanted. He wasn't emotionless to it--don't get me wrong--but he just wasn't as explosive as they wanted.
Still, people didn't really want to be his friend after it. Griffin wasn't exactly considered cool either, so that tarnished his reputation a bit. He pretended to like being left alone, but it did get to him. Still, he's a "two's company, three's a crowd" type person. He just wants one friend outside of his family. Is that really too much to ask?
Ankle-biter of a child. If he gets forced into a fight his first weapon of defense is his teeth. Will sink those guys into whatever he can get to first. And they're sharp, too. He will draw blood if he's not careful.
Speaking of ankles, when he was a little kid he'd cling to his mother's leg when being dropped of at kindergarten/preschool. He'd cry and cry about having to go (something that would come back to haunt him in the future). Griffin definitely had some separation anxieties as a kid. Nowadays he's just lonely. Poor guy.
This kid loves candy apples. What more can I say? They're tasty. It's his favourite treat.
He also is a big Halloween fan. He loves to watch whatever horror movies his parents will let him. He barely even gets scared during them. The only thing he doesn't like is massive gore. It makes him feel uncomfortable. Though, he also likes to dress up the skeletons in his front yard with silly outfits. And there's always the love of trick-or-treating, too.
He gets good grades naturally. He's in an easier stage of school, so he'd definitely have to study more in future grades, but for now he's cruising.
Okay, now for some I'm taking from @tnmdfhgkg. 1), He'll do anything for a dollar (a dollar was worth more back then okay). 2), he's a shit-talker about other people, but 3), he's very nice once you get to know him. 4), he gets a lot of bug-bites during summer (mainly mosquitoes), and 5), he's a messy eater. Oh, and 6), he's the silliest goober in town; takes nothing seriously when he's in a goofy mood (always). Hope it's okay to tag you!
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Will update this as I think of some more!
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sourlemonsz · 11 months
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Had to do it to em’
Also my headcanon for the arrest is arson and trespassing 🤭
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staggersz · 6 months
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Headcanon for a Finbin/Brance Royal AU
Finbin/Rinney - Robin had been expecting some stuck-up, bossy-boots brat of a prince. The very opposite is what he got. Prince Finney is kindhearted, compassionate, and soft-spoken. He cares about his younger sister more than life itself and values each and every citizen of the Blake Kingdom for who they are. Robin didn’t stand a chance. He fell in love. And he fell hard
Brance - Vance knew he would be caring for the eldest child and next king of the Yamada Kingdom, and thus, held himself to a high standard. He was taught to say nothing, do nothing unless the king was in immediate danger or he ordered him to. He didn’t expect the future king to be so… involved. Prince Bruce wants to talk to his people, to know what they want and what could be improved upon in the Yamada Kingdom. He wants to help. Vance is surprised when he talks to him like an equal. He asks what he wants, how he can help him achieve it. Bruce listens to what he has to say, is… interested. No one had ever treated Vance this way before
GOD I LOVE ROYAL AUs SO MUCH THEY HAVE ME GIGGLINGGGG I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM
holy I agree Robin would fall hard he likes how respectful and kind Finney is to literally everyone
Vance is just glad he's understood for once and that Bruce isn't labeling him as some hothead
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manofthepipis · 1 year
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One thing that I’ve been thinking about is a possible route(?) this story could go, and that is Spamton’s trip to the Ambyu-Lances’s office. And boy do I feel bad for the Addisons because it’s gonna be hell on earth for all of em. Spamton has the mentality of a feral cat and this feral cat is going to the vet in the first time in forever. I don’t think Spamton is a big fan of large syringes, and when you have one of those chasing you down because well, look at him. He’s a walking talking corrupted program. If masters his glitches like Survey says, I can totally see him glitching through the doctors to make his grand escape™️. I feel like all the Addisons are gonna have to be here for both moral support, as well as making sure that he doesn’t attack his doctor. (Maybe they’ll sedate him a little? I know that’s what some hospitals do with rowdy-er patients LMAO, but then the Addisons have a whole new problem on their hands because now Spamton is high as a mf kite or something 😭) the last time I was under anesthesia my doctor said I wouldn’t stop laughing until I burst out into uncontrollable sobs and then I immediately blacked out💀
god a trip to the doctors office would be hell in a handbasket for this guy ;v; because he 100% has the energy of a feral cat finally being checked out
though i think once he gets closer to the addisons he'd agree to go, just to see if he can be set back to normal (spoiler alert: he can't cuz fate has handed his ass the bad luck card from square one) but he immediately regrets it and the addisons have to calm him down
them sedating him would probably be the best course of action as to actually get ANY results (because he will bite and attack on instinct hfjkkdjfkks)
though i feel if i were to write an ambyu-lance scene in the future this is how id imagine it would go:
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prettyheung · 2 years
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JUST WATCHED THE BLACK PHONE AND?? ROBIN???? SWEET CHILD OF MINE I LOVE HIM HE'S LITERALLY SO COMFORTING AS CHARACTER
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