#can i get a witness?

[staggersz]

Headcanon for a Finbin/Brance Royal AU

Finbin/Rinney - Robin had been expecting some stuck-up, bossy-boots brat of a prince. The very opposite is what he got. Prince Finney is kindhearted, compassionate, and soft-spoken. He cares about his younger sister more than life itself and values each and every citizen of the Blake Kingdom for who they are. Robin didn’t stand a chance. He fell in love. And he fell hard

Brance - Vance knew he would be caring for the eldest child and next king of the Yamada Kingdom, and thus, held himself to a high standard. He was taught to say nothing, do nothing unless the king was in immediate danger or he ordered him to. He didn’t expect the future king to be so… involved. Prince Bruce wants to talk to his people, to know what they want and what could be improved upon in the Yamada Kingdom. He wants to help. Vance is surprised when he talks to him like an equal. He asks what he wants, how he can help him achieve it. Bruce listens to what he has to say, is… interested. No one had ever treated Vance this way before

GOD I LOVE ROYAL AUs SO MUCH THEY HAVE ME GIGGLINGGGG I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM

holy I agree Robin would fall hard he likes how respectful and kind Finney is to literally everyone

Vance is just glad he's understood for once and that Bruce isn't labeling him as some hothead

#tbp fandom #tbp #the black phone #let me have fun making headcanons #cigaw #this is for my story #can i get a witness? #tbp headcanons #tbp hcs #staggersz #finney blake #robin arellano #rinney #finbin #finney x robin #bruce yamada #vance hopper #brance #bruce x vance #royal au

[princessallurasiren]

My thighs are thick as thieves.

#humor #thicc girls #thicc thighs save lives #thicc thighs crush heads #this lady got the thickness #can i get a witness?

[officialyourdailyinspiration]

by John Beeson | There is only one God-made-flesh, and we have the joy of celebrating him this Christmas. Because he put on flesh, we can be transformed by him. Because the light shines in the darkness, our dark hearts can be illuminated. He is “the way, the truth, and the life” (John 14:6). He and no other. And we...

#The Bee Hive #John Beeson #blog #Can I Get A Witness? #thebeehive.live

[cinnabon-sweetroll-tiramisu]

"The older you get, the sluttier your drawings become." - says this bish right here.

It's a me, I'm the bish right here lol.

#can i get a witness? #this is a fact of life #can i get an amen #lol #cinnabon sweetroll tiramisu #reblog this #share this #reblog

[tshortik]

Just Amnesiac Durge Things

#bg3 spoilers #Baldur's Gate 3 #it's endlessly funny to me that Gortash talks to Durge as if they fucked before like what's up with that #thank god Karlach left me before witnessing That i guess sdbsdg #Durge if you really fucked that sasuke looking crusty old man then nobody can redeem you sorry to say 😔 get better soon #Gortash #Astarion #Dark Urge #Xenophanes #(that's my drow Durge)

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?'' #and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus #but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3'' #and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to'' #only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it #and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book #Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out'' #Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.'' #''this has been so bad for my health'' #Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested. #Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him'' #Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him. #and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE #though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it. #he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure'' #nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards. #which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for

[kalofi]

boys who snork mimimi vs girls who honk shoo

#art #one piece #op #monkey d luffy #uta #portgas d ace #sabo #bare chest #i have a specific vision for morning luffy where hes groggy when he initially gets up #but give him a few minutes or the promise of breakfast and hes his usual high energy self #uta can be grumpy and quiet until shes had like coffee or tea or smth #ace is just his narcoleptic self #sabo sleeps on his back arms to his side like a soldier #and when his alarm goes off he instantly shoots up eyes wide open ready to start the day #its quite unsettling to witness #but i drew sabo so cutieful here shes so everything girl

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

Heroes of Millennium (HoM) AU

Act 1: What was left behind. - Part 1 (page 1-5) -here- -> Part 2

#heroes of millennium au #hom au #danny phantom #dp #jake long #american dragon jake long #adjl #YEEEEEE BABEY WE GETTING DROPPED RIGHT THE FREACK IN!! NO LONG INTROS JUST STRAIGHT UP MEAT HERE BABIES #CAN YOU TELL IM EXCITED EVEN IF I STIL YET TO ACTUALLY DRAW PART 2??? only rough sketch draft still but fuk it #i have 40 pages of rough comic im allowed to be excited of having that much??? never drew comics for shit before #i feel a need to apologize for my jake's dragon 'redesign' but i actually like it so i wont lol #i would apologize for falsely saying i would post it yesterday haha i overestimated my speed and typography took much longer than i hoped.. #still prolonged 48 hours is better than not posting at all ;D #if you are confused and have questions dont worry its by design (sorta) lol. everything will be answered wit time...long time

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Nooooo Bestie, don't go to mad at me island

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #nie huaisang #Bestie (nhs) attempts to dodge responsibility for his meddling. Fails miserably. Gets soggy and wet as a defense. #I think there should be an ace attorney au for mdzs just so nhs can be an girlfail definitelydidit witness #NHS with the wettest eyelashes: “my whole lineage is based on killing and vengeance and swinging massive swords around” #He was so smart for breaking the cycle tbh. What if you just didn't engage with the tradition that eventually drives you mad? #Other notes from this scene (because I'm skipping over the man-eating castle explanation) #Shout out to NHS again for hearing that Jin Ling almost died in the walls and going 'maybe he got what he deserved'. Unhinged.

[canisalbus]

I have to ask what drew vasco into falling in love with machete?

His snivelling runt ways were just that irresistable.

#no they were best friends first #it wasn't love at first sight #I think Vasco just gradually noticed that Machete is sincere and kindhearted and genuinely tries to be a good person #and it's hard not to appreciate that Vasco is known for having those qualities too his are just a lot more evident #he's an one person dog but when he gets attached to you he's fervently dedicated loyal caring and supportive #he's perceptive thoughtful and a good listener #sensible highly responsible and keeps his promises #does his part or dies trying even if no one is there to notice #he's learned knowledgeable and a lot more sharp-witted than people give him credit for and infodumps as a love language #their interests and ideologies overlap or at least complement each other #he has problems but really tries to do better and never takes any help he's given for granted #he always dresses well smells nice and has soft pettable fur #and he can be kind of funny and cute in his own dorky way #and Vasco sees how his presence continuously brings out the best qualities in him #and cherishes the fact he can be such a positive force in someone's life #answered #anonymous #Vaschete lore

[ba1laur]

we are just normal men

#is that how you hold a gun. i dont fuckinbg Know dont ask me #i was rewatching the 98 dub n remembered the bit where ww just keeps vashs gun wit him for like two years mhm.*scream* *fade to black* #i missed this style i htink. very freeing and fun to draw but much more limited than the dot pen style one. soryy guys #if none of my drawings look like they were made by the same person. get used to it #can i confess something real quick.i think im dogshit at drawing ppl im sorry i drew critters all my life but something changed in me #trgn has been pushing me to step out of my comfort zone and its great. awesome even #rejoice #trimax #trigun maximum #vash the stampede #wolfwood #wolfwood d nicholas #lovee aaaand penis. #fanart tag #trigun #art tag

[staggersz]

What kind of accessories do you think TBP would have?

Ooooh okay trying to think

Kicking off right here, Griffin and Billy have matching “boyfriend bracelets”. They made them for each other and they’re actually so sappy and adorable. They also have a crap ton of bandaids from playing outside that at this point it’s rare to see them without bandaids. Griffin wears scarves and bandanas around his neck, mainly to cover up his neck scar. He still looks adorable though! When winter rolls around Griffin knits one of those super duper long scarves that he and Billy wear together on their walks to school.

Vance wears bracelets and chokers obviously. Sometimes after Bruce sleeps over, he’ll wake up and find one of his bracelets is missing. He goes to school and BOOM he sees it on Bruce’s wrist. He’s like “are you trying to get us caught?” and Bruce with his cocky ass is like “Maybe 😁”

I feel like Finney would wear bracelets that Gwen makes for him. Sometimes, he’ll also use Robin’s bandanas to tie his hair up, which obviously makes Robin incredibly flustered to see!

Robin will wear his parents old things. He’ll wear his dad’s watches, his mom’s old jewelry, things like that. Amy gives him friendship bracelets also (they’re bffs)

#tbp fandom #tbp #the black phone #let me have fun making headcanons #cigaw #this is for my story #can i get a witness? #tbp headcanons #tbp hcs #staggersz #finney blake #robin arellano #bruce yamada #vance hopper #billy showalter #griffin stagg #briffin #brance #rinney #finney x robin #bruce x vance #billy x griffin #robin and amy are bffs guys trust

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 209

Now Jason was planning on, well, a lot of things, when he came back to Gotham. He had a lot of plans, several of which had to do with the old man and even more that had to do with cleaning up Crime Alley, making it safer and all that. 

What he was not planning on was to find some sort of lab in the basement of where he was planning on setting up a safehouse. Nor was he planning on finding several literal children in cages inside said lab. Oh and Lazarus Waters- but children! With muzzles! Being experimented on!

Now he’d like to say he had a plan in what happened next, but if he’s honest everything had gone Green and he didn’t remember what happened next, only that he’s back home with said children and covered in blood. Oh and everything smells of smoke. 

… And apparently there’s more of these things dotted around Crime Alley with the rest of these kids, er, siblings? Family? Fright does mean family? Okay kids, he’s not turning into Bruce but you can stay here while he deals with this… however long that takes. 

He better not be turning into Bruce he swears-

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Liminal Class #Ghosts are Dragons #Halfa Jason Todd #Not that he knows that #The kids are sticking with him because he registers as Safe #And look they WERE teens but they’re not anymore and they’re TINY and in an UNKNOWN space with only like half their memories #They’re taking what they can get #Jason is very concerned the first time he witnesses them going partially dragon (even if they can’t do a full transformation yet) #He is freaking out way more when he Does fully transform in one of the later labs with no warning thx to one of the scientists shooting #something at him #Now the Bats are scrambling to find out about Hood because this no longer looks like crime lord bullshit #and more like a non-human entity whose offspring has been stolen and is attacking to get them back #Well from what can be seen from the Ecto spikes messing with tech #Jason has no clue how he ended up taking care of 13+ (why do you have so many shadow clones Kwan) children #Jason: Oh god my hoard is children I can never let anyone know #His Merry Men: Okay this is the safest person to leave our kids with and work for he would very much kill for any child #New Goon: Okay but are we gonna talk about the- #Merry Men: No we don't talk about the fact that he turns into a giant dragon and if anyone asks No He Doesn't

[thronealigned]

no it's fine this mind flayer is totally my friend and 100% honest with me all the time it's ok it likes me everything's so normal

#bg3 spoilers #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #i love how raphael directly calls you out on this. 'if id have known you were so gullible i wouldve tricked you into selling your soul for #a bowl of beans when we first met' #and then just keeps insulting you more if you keep insisting emp's really your ally #oc: impulse #sure this'll go in their tag #everything about impulse's Thing with the emperor is so funny to me. and then deeply fucked up if you think about it long enough. and then #really funny again if you think about it even longer #one day i'll do their 2.0 playthrough so i can fully form all my thoughts. and get better screenshots and the ceremorphosis ending #i mean there's nothing stopping me from loading an impulse 1.0 save and going ceremorphosis from there but idk it'd feel wrong #impulse has more tadpoles in their brain than synapses by act 3 and it does really fundamentally change them as a person #tfw your chaotic neutral act-first-ask-questions-never no-impulse-control 17 CHA bestie becomes one of the most detached calculating people #you've ever met. all their old casual wit and humor is still there but they think before they speak now and that really shouldnt feel as #sinister as it does. they have this look in their eye and it feels like they view everyone around them as lesser beings #not because they view other people as subhuman or worse than they are but because they view themself as something *more* #if they have any raw unfiltered emotion left you haven't seen it in weeks. there's one person(?) who gets Unrestrained Feelings privileges #and it's the fucking illithid that lives in their mind and not any of their actual non-monster normal-ish-person friends. that human #connection is fading so fast now. when did they change so much? it happened so slowly in the moment but suddenly now they seem like they #were never the person you became friends with at all #and like impulse is a pretty selfish person from the start but they *did* genuinely like and care about the rest of the party. they were #friends. and by the end of act 3 that friendship should be the deepest and most meaningful it's ever been. but. it just isn't. #so on and so forth etc etc like that. All That Bullshit makes their relationship with lae'zel so interesting (and upsetting) too #they encourage her to side against vlaakith and then they never even try to free orpheus for her and her people's sake. they never even #think about it. they never consider it as an option. they just don't care. and then they EAT HIS BRAIN. #very possibly RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER. #and she's just left adrift. a rebel with no rebellion to lead and very little hope #i'm unwell. #ok i'm done this is a silly meme post. but god i have so many thoughts i have barely been keeping contained

[chaos0pikachu]

where's my crackfic where sanji and zoro are constantly bickering and fighting over luffy until nami finally snaps and is like "you can both fuck him, he's rubber"

#one piece #one piece live action #sanlu #zolu #this is not a zosan safe space don't even try it wit me #this is zoro being hella jealous that sanji thought for half a second he knew what luffy needed #and sanji snapping back with don't hate a hot bitch who can cook i can be luffy's malewife #tell me it wouldn't be hilarious that zoro does wild ass crazy sword moves bc he knows luffy will be hella impressed #and then sanji cooks like an entire sea king to one up him #luffy getting spoiled is all i want for my twink pirate son okay #chaos pikachu speaks

[navybrat817]

The urge to interact online while simultaneously not wanting to interact out of fear of being annoying or because you feel like you don't belong. 😂😭

#navybrat rambles #this is my brain #i can't explain it some days #this isn't a constant feeling #just sometimes #but i see some people interact and it's both lovely to witness and isolating #because sometimes you try and you get shut down #or you're on the outside looking in #but you keep trying #some days it's all you can do #personal #ramblings #are you reading my tags? #go drink some water #stay hydrated my friends #but also #why did i post this