#the Angels Are Totally Gonna be Like That

[doomedmoth]

Not fast, just furious

Pairing : Daniel Ricciardo x Reader

Warnings : use of y/n, smau, unhinged behavior, alcohol and cigarettes consumption, kys joke, suggestive texts, chaotic fluff, grumpy x sunshine, lando getting bullied

Synopsis : During his winter break in Australia, Daniel meets a barmaid with a big heart and a bigger mouth. When she starts following him during the races, fans are a bit unsure of how to deal with her unhinged behavior and total lack of media training. Daniel loves it.

Moth’s prophecy💡: Hi friends ! Pls be kind, it’s my first attempt at a smau and I’m on mobile, so the formatting might be weird. Also sorry if your name is Malva, it was the first one that came to mind lol.

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yourbff leaving the club like an overworked mom

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melbournemirage our favorite employee 🤩

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yourusername wouldn’t mind a raise then 🤪

user1 gorggggg

yourbrother stop drinking on the job bitch

yourusername get a job before judging me bitch

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wagupdates New wag alert ?? Daniel Ricciardo has now been seen a few times with an unknown woman around Melbourne and Perth during his winter break. At first thought to be a childhood friend, sources say they met at the bar where the young woman is working, and they have been getting quite cozy 👀 What do you think ??? 📸 via Australian celebrity press

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danyfanclub she looks cuuuute

user1 anyone got her @ ???

user2 apparently he been hanging out at melbournemirage so maybe she works there ???

malva she looks messsyyyy, doubt it’s gonna last till the season starts…

danyfanclub stay mad

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maxverstappen1 honey come home the kids miss you

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user1 what camera do you use ???

wagupdates do we spy the new girl on the 4th and 7th slide ??? 👀

user2 THANK YOU I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

user3 sneakyyy

danyfanclub can’t wait to see her in the paddock ‼️

landojpg we missed you at karting mate 🥺

daniel3.jpg sorry, too busy drinking cocktails 🤪

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melbournemirage Today we mourn the loss of our best bartender, yourusername . She had been with us for a little over a year now, and was the light of Melbourne Mirage, our pride and joy. She always won employee of the month, and not just because she created and awarded the title herself. A gathering in her memory will be held tonight at 9pm, everyone who knew and loved her is free to attend 💔

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yourbff LMAOOOOO

yourusername WHY THE FUCK DO YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE I’M DEAD I JUST QUITTED ???

melbournemirage sometimes we can still hear her voice… 💔

daniel3.jpg don’t worry I’ll take good care of her 😇

yourcoworker you better 🔪

user4 DANIEL ???

danyfanclub finally we have the @ !!!

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yourbff damn girl, money suits you well 😍

yourusername right ???

malva wow, gold digger much…

danielricciardo thank you for getting Max to fly us around babe 🥰

maxverstappen1 as if I was not offering after every race…

landonorris why don’t you offer me after every race ???

maxverstappen1 you can walk

landonorris TO SILVERSTONE ???

user1 from barmaid to wag, girl is living the dream life

user2 smoking is not cool girl…

yourusername minding your own fckn business is tho

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daniel3.jpg Sorry my cat bites, I found her in the streets. She’s a good girl irl.

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yourusername don’t reveal my secrets 🙄 (love you)

daniel3.jpg the world has to know ❤️‍🔥 (love you more)

lilymhe I can confirm the good girl part

yourusername I’ll be the best for you 🥵

alex_albon HM EXCUSE ME ???

danyfanclub ppl love to hate on her because she’s not trained like a nepo baby but honestly relatable queen !!

user1 boy is simping so hard

user2 she looks so fun to be around, finally a wag that doesn’t look fake

malva yeah she definitely got the street cat look…

user3 OMG GET A FUCKING LIFE GIRL

danyfanclub being this salty won’t make him like you go get a grip

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Did you and Daniel break up ???

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fucking finally, so looooong

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have fuuuun, I’ll call you when my plane lands 🐶

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yourusername Back where everything started. I know I sound like a bitch sometimes, but to my love, my sun, my pup, I am so glad I met you 6 months ago. You turned my life around and I can’t wait for more shenanigans with you. You make any place feel like home. I love you. To everyone else, especially those who thought we broke up because I had the audacity to go home two days before him : Fuck you all ❤️

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melbournemirage we were so happy to have you back, even for just a night ! Soon a #speeddating night at the Melbourne Mirage everyone ? 👀

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yourusername stop promoting yourself on my account

maxverstappen1 glad to have met you this year bro

yourusername #mates4life

user1 I didn’t know they were so close !!

danielricciardo my love ❤️‍🔥

yourusername my sun 🌞

user2 highway looking pretty good for a nap rn

user3 goooosh they are so cute I’m gonna kms

danyfanclub FROM THE MAIN ACCOUNT TOO ‼️

malva still not buying it

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yourbrother you did not have to come back so soon

yourusername jeez 🤡 at least pretend to be happy for the gifts you little shit

yourbrother thx I guess

yourusername you’re adopted

landonorris can you bring me back some Tim Tam ? 🥺

danielricciardo no ❤️

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yourusername no and kys ❤️

landonorris damn 🥺

#doomedmoth #fanfic #rpf #formula 1 #formula 1 fanfic #formula 1 rpf #f1 #f1 fanfic #f1 rpf #f1 smau #y/n #reader #f1 x y/n #f1 x reader #daniel ricciardo #daniel riccardo x reader #daniel ricciardo x y/n #daniel ricciardo smau #dl3 #dl3 x reader #dl3 x y/n #dl3 smau #fluff #grumpy x sunshine #black cat x golden retriever #fake social media #f1 imagine #bartender! reader

[kneelingshadowsalome]

I know the König x secret admirer reader is not gonna be officially continued but I was wondering if you could maybe explore part of it😭 there’s a part that mentioned that König gets laid in the military and I was wondering how angsty it would be if reader found out?🤭

Yes of course! ^^ It would be angsty... and fluffy! These two are the silliest people who ever lived tbh 🩷🐥

König is young in this AU (around his early 20s) and wildly inexperienced compared to some of the other recruits his age.

His first time was with a girl who joined the army when König had been there for about 1.5 years already. Desperate as he was with hiding the fact that he’s still a virgin, he tumbled into bed with this lady after a night out at the bar. She thoroughly seduced him, and König’s instincts told him she was only looking for fun, but he went with her anyway because, well. Loneliness can kill you, you know?!

He tried to woo her a bit after that until it became quite clear that this woman was not planning to settle down anytime soon. If anything, she was looking for a new conquest – and it’s fine, totally fine, except that König had surrendered a tiny piece of his heart to her along with his dick... That’s just how he is, and it took him more than a few months to get over the fact that it was “just a shag” and he “shouldn’t take things so seriously”.

That’s also why he closed off from people again, decided to concentrate on work and training and gym – until our cute little angel stumbled into his life like the prettiest saving grace! König was a goner from the start because this girl's approach was very different, so gentle and sweet compared to grimy shot glasses and smudgy lipstick and raunchy jokes. It’s a given that he was a little shocked when she sent her that pic 🙄 reminding him of promiscuous women who are not looking for a soul but a body, but because he is what he is the first thing he did was crank things up a notch and send her a dick pic back…

Yes, he’s desperate, but he’s also an go hard or go home man and this time, König is relatively sure he’s dealing with a lovely, delicate soul. Someone who wouldn’t just leave him out in the cold after getting what she wants.

And everything is like a fairytale between these two until she finds out he’s not a virgin despite he seemed a bit… like one… (in this scenario I think reader is a virgin and she thought König was one too because of obvious reasons? lol) And it’s fine, totally fine for her as well, except that the image of König having the night of his life with some military babe is haunting her from dusk till dawn.

There’s bound to be some drama when she starts asking timidly whether she’s still there… Whether they see each other every day. If they talk to each other, if he trains with her, etc. What if they test rifles together, or go out again with the sniper crew and get drunk and König feels… a little lonely?

She knows he would never cheat on her, not in a million years, but knowing how much of a wet dog he is she can’t promise that she’ll be all calm and relaxed during weekends, knowing her boyfriend is out there, full of testosterone and heart, his heart somewhat susceptible to female influence… Maybe even good old seduction…

And what’s even worse is the jealousy, the envy.

What if she’s more badass than her? That doesn't take much... She must be fierce if she’s in the military, something completely different, a forbidden apple König might want to taste again. It’s maddening, and when she finally opens up about it to him, spitting it out one night when he asks what’s bugging his sweet angel, there’s a big fat silence that follows.

König can't even believe she has torn her heart to pieces over something like this, alone and upset and ashamed when she's a literal angel. He sits her nice and pretty in his lap and talks her ear off about how he has nothing against this woman, truly, but that she is nothing compared to his first (and hopefully last!) girlfriend. Their love could never be compared to what happened between him and that girl, these things can’t even be spoken together in the same sentence. If he’s completely honest, his first time was... disappointing. Awkward, humbling, a total drunken mess of which he remembers nothing except that the woman wasn’t completely present either and that he was ashamed that his first time had to be like this.

Honestly, he felt like he lost his virginity on the night when he came to see her. She’s everything he’s ever dreamed of, all he thinks about these days... It’s quite annoying, actually, because he’s supposed to concentrate on how the wind blows and that the ammo doesn’t get wet and that he’s properly concealed.

He could be lying in a ditch with dummy rounds whirling past him and all he could think about are her eyes and lips and giggling and tits and, and… that. How warm it is, how nice it is, how he would just want to curl himself next to her when he hops back to his bunk in the evening. Her smile is the last thing he sees before he dreams, her voice is what he hears. All the things she said, all those sweet, silly little things, chime in his ear before he sleeps.

And all the precious moments they’ve already spent together, the times he made love to her under the trees... There’s nothing like that in the whole world and if she thinks something else can top that she's even sillier than he thought. He could comb through all the continents and he would never find a girl like her.

So tell him again... Why would he go to a shot glass of saltwater when he has a jar of wild honey right here at home?

#lmao what könig doesn’t tell her probablyyy is that the lady is not interested in him either #she just hops from D to D so she barely remembers König even exists #he’s only a co-star in some stories she tells her friends #like “Ooh yeah that one guy had a horse cock but he fussed around with the condom so much I almost fell asleep haha” #“what was his name again? shit I can’t remember” #meanwhile our angel reader is ascending to the 7th plane with the help of the horse cock in question like “Köniii T^T” #always the funniest thing when a secret admirer gets jealous of his object of obsession who’s actually fucking enamored with their no 1 fan #König gets jettisoned to the sun everytime she so much as *looks* his way #like are you both completely utterly dense or were you just born this way… #<3 sillies

[horsegirlhob]

Thoughts upon having finished the first 4 episodes of my Angel rewatch

The theme song is fucking hilarious it literally opens with overlapping shots of people in anguish

The scene where Angel gets tortured for the gem of amara is so boring in terms of buffyverse torture scenes. There's no blood and it's not even weirdly sexual

Every time Spike sees Cordelia in this episode he has like a "hey girl, looking good" type line and I'm kinda obsessed with that choice. They should be besties.

#dylan says things #angel the series #the parts of the show i remember best are like season 5 so it's interesting to watch from the beginning #gonna be real i totally forgot about doyle

[hua-mo-jin-is-a-cutie]

this is the only social media website where I feel like I can talk about this without getting hated by teenagers with no media literacy, but I watched (pirated) Hazbin Hotel. And while I'm still very critical of Viv herself and the decisions she's made about her staff and her public statements and her past actions, some of which are very gross, for what it's worth, I think Hazbin is alright.

There are things I'd do differently sure, but it's like... aggressively average. The music is hit or miss, with mostly catchy tunes accompanied by lyrics that often made me cringe a little by how they already feel like outdated references to current slang. I also really don't enjoy when they have a big musical number come out of nowhere and have other characters acknowledge that they're singing. It really takes away from the musical numbers themselves. it's like musical writing 101 to NOT do that.

I know this is something people tend to criticize, but I'll be honest I like most of the character designs. They have fairly distinct silhouettes and it's kinda what drew me in enough to watch it in the first place. I'm particularly fond of Nifty. I do think some of them are a bit too complex, too busy to be super appealing, and must be hell to animate. I also think there's not really much cohesion in character designs of the world other than color, and even that's a stretch. I wish we'd at least been given some sort of reason in the show that some demons are furries and others aren't.

The animation is pretty nice, though the camera movement tends to make it a bit hard for my eyes to focus when there's a lot going on.

I've seen a lot of people complain about the pacing and while I agree that things are moving too fast, that we need time to get to know these characters and this world and earn these, what are supposed to be, hard hitting moments. I also acknowledge that I like fast pacing. I want it to slow down, but not astronomically, just a smidge.

I'd say the writing is also hit or miss. Sometimes it's got me fairly entertained, but other times it's making me uncomfortable and not on purpose. Again, slang that will quickly become or already is irrelevant is a major issue for me.

Contrary to what I've seen many people saying, I actually thought episode 4 was handled decently enough. Honestly the pacing is really the only thing holding it back for me. It doesn't feel like it's glorifying or romanticizing sexual abuse or domestic violence. It frames Valentino as the abuser he is when it's most important, even when he is a bumbling idiot in other scenes. Scenes of abuse between angel and Val are taken seriously enough. I wasn't a huge fan of the song Poison, but I also don't think it's romanticizing SA. I mean it literally ends with Angel sobbing on the floor so... I dunno how anyone came to that conclusion. There are times when the show jokes about sexual assault which I do think is distasteful and is one of my gripes with the writing overall, however when it comes to the topic of angel and val, it's handled well enough.

I'm interested in seeing where the plot goes with how episode 6 ended even with it's flaws. It's going in an interesting direction so far and I think the music of that episode was pretty good, calling back to the first episode's song with Adam in a clever way.

So overall I'd give Hazbin like a 6/10. It's fine, but it's got flaws. I'd like to see the kinks ironed out in season 2 and have Viv acknowledge some of her mistakes or at least take criticism well for once.

Anyway, stan Nifty, she's best girl.

#hazbin hotel #vivziepop critical #tv review #Also I'd like to clarify for anyone that does wanna say I'm invalidating the SA survivors that dislike episode 4 #Your allowed to dislike it #If it's triggering that's totally valid #While I haven't experienced exactly what angel is going through #I have been manipulated and I was sexually asulted #though mine was a 1 time thing and also in a medical setting #so pretty different #Point being #Not every SA survivor is gonna feel the same way about it #It's okay to not like the show #But let others find comfort in it's portrayal of Angel as a victim because they might just relate to it #It's okay to depict victims that aren't perfect #Peace out yall

[innytoes]

Guardian Angels AU + Criminals AU for Willex please :D

-Alex is a guardian angel, and he's trying to convince his manager to give him harder cases. All he got to do was keep himbos alive. Like that guy who tried to fix his amp in the rain. His soul was sunshine yellow, and glowed. And the run away who nearly ate poison hotdogs, whose soul was a deep blue. He wanted more than himbos, come on, he was ready.

-So his boss gave him a new charge. Who was a criminal. Doing crimes. Like, all the time.

-And when he asked what he was supposed to do with this, his boss just smiled and told him to figure it out.

-So he did. Guardian Angels were supposed to safeguard not just the person physically, but also their soul. He was pretty worried, but when he looked it up in the Soul Room, his criminal's soul was as clean as any of his himbo charges. His soul was a bright, vivid green, like a newly formed leaf. Which was weird. Weren't crimes Bad? Shouldn't his soul be dull and tarnished?

-He talked to some more experienced Angels. Rose cooed and patted his halo, telling him humans were more complicated than that. She told him to look into what exactly Willie was doing.

-So he did. Whenever his alarms weren't blaring because Yellow was trying to befriend a dog about to bite his fingers off or Blue's blood sugar got dangerously low because he'd been writing for hours, he watched Green.

-And he learned that most of his Crimes were just... art. He was making the world more beautiful. Sure, he was trespassing and climbing places he shouldn't and technically defacing property. But Alex could also see the joy it brought others, the hope.

The way that old lady who never got out anymore would look at the bird he'd painted on the side of a building, and smile. The way the little stickers Green would doodle and slap over hateful symbols not only removed some ugliness from the world, but also make people laugh with dumb puns.

-Sure, there were also other crimes. He stole sometimes. But it was only so he could eat. He even shared his meals when he could, often with people younger than him, more vulnerable.

-And okay some of the crimes had to do with harassing those in power but really, Alex had seen the souls of those people. They could use a little chaos.

-Angels didn't have favourites, but Alex found himself watching Green more often than not. Not that he didn't like listening to the music in Blue's soul, or experience the joy of Yellow helping animals at the animal shelter. But something about Green fascinated Alex.

-So he kept cops from bothering Green while he was making the world more beautiful. He made sure to preform some little miracles that meant that maybe that box of stolen food had more in it than it should, so that everyone Green shared it with could have some. He saved Green from getting hit by a car when he was skating in traffic, though he couldn't help but make it a close call, in the hopes that he'd learn skating in traffic was bad.

-Rose was the one who noticed first because of course she did. "I will have your back no matter what, but you be very careful and think very hard about what you're going to do, mijo," she warned, even though Alex was just doing his job. He was doing it better than he ever had, really. He stopped futzing around as much with Blue and Yellow, trying to get them to meet already, which his boss was happy with. (Of course, his boss didn't know it was because he was too busy obsessing over Green.)

-He didn't understand what Rose meant until it was much, much too late. Until he was falling, falling, right into the path of an oncoming skateboard and...

-"Oh man, you dinged my board!"

-"You ran me over!"

-Being human wasn't really what Alex had been expecting. He sometimes missed his wings, and the fact that it was so dark out without his halo. He didn't like having just two eyes. It gave him anxiety, not being able to see the world in five dimensions.

-But he knew Rose was looking out for him, and he knew he was where he was meant to be. Here with Willie. He couldn't see his soul anymore, but he knew it was still as bright and beautiful as ever. Just like Willie himself.

#julie and the phantoms #willex #angel au #criminal au #AUs are awesome #not!fic #I wrote a thing #fanfic #you know Alex is gonna find Luke and Reggie and make sure they meet now #if he's gonna do this Angel On Earth thing he's gonna do it right #don't think too hard about the timeline here but yes Rose totally was like Alex and just returned after her stint on earth like.... #OKAY I'M BACK ANYWAY DIBS ON MY FAMILY #And on alex!

[lloydfrontera]

have i already talked about alicia knowing damn well the frontera family is actually stronger and more powerful than the royal family and the only thing stopping them from being a national threat is that lloyd has zero political ambition? if i have im sorry but i need to talk about it again like imagine the frustration. like this guy who came apparently from the middle of nowhere has at his disposal what seems to be the world's most powerful knight, a fucking bone dragon that acts like a puppy around him, has made friends with elves and orcs and even dwarves, has apparently swallowed an ancient divine artifact and who keeps doing stuff that by all means should be absolutely impossible. and he just wants to chill. he doesn’t even want to work for the royal family he wants to go back to his home and live with his parents and his knight and maybe go visit his little brother sometimes. it apparently doesn’t even occur to him that he’s probably the most dangerous person on the continent and that he could probably defeat entire armies and conquer a few kingdoms if he so wanted. he just wants to relax. i would be murderous.

#i talk a lot <3 #the greatest estate developer #the greatest estate developer spoilers #lloyd frontera #alicia magentano #this isn't even touching how. well. popular lloyd is. #the people of the frontera estate believe in him so much they don't even blink when they hear he can stop time #like that's the level of trust they have on him #plus he's saved two different cities #plus the whole deal with. god what was the name of the other kingdom. #kandahar? the place serazad is from i'm sorry i forgot i need to reread those chapters #OH YEAH I FORGOT THAT THE SULTAN ALSO WANTED HIM FOR SON-IN-LAW LMAO #like my dude could totally topple an empire if he wanted #but he doesn't #he just wants to take a nap. eat whatever he wants. maybe take a day off. #he's a simple creature it's not his fault life keeps making him escalate his projects ajshdjka #also i dont think alicia knows about this but he also made friends with an angel and has several dragons living near/at his house #oh god is lloyd gonna win thanks to the power of friendship?? #tged

[skylilac]

this book is acruakly soooo disappointing

#i was thinking like oh religion and queer angels and culty stuff that sounds fun but its actually SO BORING #every fifteen pages he started talking abt his ex like i still love him and also hes ENGAGED???? but he keeps saying betrothed like a weirdo #and like hes literally still in love w his ex but i KNOW thats not the real li but hes talked to the real li like six times maybe #like why put a love triangle if everythings lame and boring #and like the workd building fucking sucks its so bad all i know is global warming made it rlly rlly hot #and ok i get this kinda dystopian setting is hard to pull off but why is it SO fucking jarring i keep forgetting its dystopia #and like listen i get queer rep being important but this is SO BAD. #its like modern queerness + future dystopian apocalypse and it fucking sucks #like nothing abt queerness evolved over the last few decades?? are you fr?? we’re still having the exact same queer discourse?? #if youre gonna write a love letter to queer survival at least be fucking CREATIVE #im not buying that human culture stayed totally static except for global warming and a religious apocalypse #what abt race what abt sports what abt food what abt jewelry and clothes and ughhhh this is so boring #ok and the li also has no personality traits bc every time hes there alk the mc says is #wow! he has floppy hair! that he pushes back w bobby pins! #oh my i dont know how to use the bobby pins he gave me so im gonna dramatically throw them on the floor when we have our only fight! #ALL I KNOW IS. he has floppy hair it might be black #this book fucking sucksssss im so upset i hate gr reviews #avery rambles

[nevermore-selfship]

It's a fuckin' spectacle and a half watching a new piece of media bulldoze through your friends and it becomes their hyperfixation and you're the only person UNAFFECTED just--

#AND YES THIS IS ABOUT DUNGEON MESHI #SERIOUSLY THAT FUCKIN MANGA PASSED THROUGH MY BUDS LIKE THE FUCKIN UMBRELLA VIRUS AND IM THE ONLY ONE #BASICALLY THE SAME #I'M ALSO THAT PERSON WHO TOTALLY CONSUMES NEW IN THE HOPES FOR A CHARACTER TO POSSIBLY F/O FAMILIAL OR ROMANTIC OTHERWISE #AND THAT??? #HASN'T REALLY HAPPENED??? #angel rambles #GONNA USE THIS TAG FOR WHEN I JUST WANNA #R A M B L E

[heartbeetz]

Angel/demon halloween couples costumes except Anton is the angel. End post

#bc of the #bc of the unused stuff in the demo files #angel anton.......... #I need to draw it eventually. maybe halloween art will be my motivator #everyone gives him demon attributes... they don't even know about the sp_anton_angel[whatever]s...... #they're not in the newer demo files bc they removed a bunch of unused/unfinished stuff. but I saw them. I saw the file names. #here's hoping they aren't Totally scrapped. I need to know what he was gonna look like #roz posts #♡: 🔨🎰🥃 #s: it's happy hour

[reyryz]

um so instead of doing work i spent the whole day sketching kagami....

#knb #reezdoodles #LOL #i rlly didnt mean to spend the whole day doing this #but i saw a speed draw where somebodys lineart was just erasing and cleaning up their sketch #and i was like. i need to try that #so this is me trying that #this is also me toootally starting a series of pieces of knb characters in elevated 2000's era fashion #tooootally #totally isnt gonna start and stop w kagami #kagamis is simple bc in the manga he wears like. white or black shirt. jeans. ring necklace. #this is based off a pinterest model pic #where its white tank top + baggy jeans + belt + black leather jacket #which is close enough to kagamis style i was like yeah fuck it #also. kagami teen boy from los angeles. #hed sag his jeans. i hate it but hed do it and itd be his fashion statement

[dailyharuka]

yap session up ahead (its about the gachas)

i have to save for the haruka 4* in april and then there are TWO haruka four*s in may with one day trip and the rerun of tied by painful hope

tied by painful hope is limited but the other two are event gachas so if i pull other times they wont show up asdjghfahsd so now i have to grind for the haruka cardsa djfhajsdhga I REALLY REALLY WANT THE BEYOND THE ADVANCING WHEELS ONE BECAUSE SHE LOOKS SO PRETTY IN IT??

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LIKE HELLO???? i also kinda want the bon voyage one

THESE HAS COSTUMES TOO ARE YOU KDDING ME OH MY IM GOING TO EXPLODE

I ALSO REALLY REALLY WANT TIED BY PAINFUL HOPE BECAUSE I REALLY REALLY WANT THE SHORT HAIRED HARUKA CARD???

what i think ill do is pull for the one on april til i get the card then grind for the two in may

based on how much i have by the time the gacha comes out ill pull a specific amount and then stop then grind more and towards the end of the bon voyage event ill analyze how much i have and how much i should pull

and then ill spend the rest on the tied by painful hopes card

i also kind of want to pull for the mafuyu kitty event cuz its ALSO limited but i may just wait for next year to pull if i get all the haruka cards

there is ALSO an evillious chronicles rerun in may so hopefully that doesnt tempt me to make a detour

I ALSO MIGHT PULL FOR THE HONAKANA WEDDING EVENT BECAUSE THOSE CARDS ARE SO PRETTY?? HELLO??

i might get tempted to pull for the crying mafuyu card in july

and then ill grind for all three haruka bday cards in october because you know what happened LAST OCTOBER??? 70+ PULLS AND NOTHING I WILL NOT LOSE THIS TIME. I REFUSE. I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO LOSE TO THE HARUKA KIRITANI BIRTHDAY CARD THIS YEAR

I WILL GET THE SHINY BIRTHDAY CARD

and then i might pull for darkness fiesta mafuyu on the rerun but thats aside the point

and then right after that they have the niigo world link gacha... AND THEN THE SANRIO CARDS??? AJHFDJASHFA THEY HAVE A RERUN FOR FLY TO THE FUTURE IN DECEMBER BUT I ALREADY HAVE THAT CARD!!!! IT ONLY TOOK LIKE FOURTY PULLS (which isnt that bad)

wait i think im missing cards

THERES THE SPORTS EVENT

ughh its in september so i wont have as much saved for the bday cards as i want BUT it IS permenant gacha so ill probably do controlled pulls

and then obviouslt theres brand new style with the new fits but thats just two stars

THERES *TWo* IN OCTOBBER ARE YOU KIDDING ME I CANT

and then theres valentines day card and the one from the minori event that just happened

hoping haruka comes home in the first few pulls so i can pull for other characters too

i honestly just really want the overly luxguriys night the IF card and the bday cards the most (AKA THE LIMITED ONES)

oh yea and the new years one (theres a rerun for it in jan) SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

btw im basing all of this off the japanese gacha schedule so if they change it when doingi things on en i will explode

honestly im hoping i dont get too tempted to pull for other cards from characters i really like but i only really like two characters to want to pull for (being haruka, duh, and mafuyu) hOWEVER i may also go for wondersho world links cuz MAN those are so cool

I LOVE PLAYING CARDS SYMBOLISM

OMG WAIT the card where she (hrk) broke the door handle is also a perment card so i dotn ahve to worry abt that TOO much WAIT AND SO AS WELL AS THE UPCOMING TWO CARDS?? WAIT WHY IS THE WIKI CONTRADICTING ITSELF?? anyways i NEED the birthday cards

#dailyhrkspeaks #haruka kiritani #pjsk #ignore how unorganized this is #i am NOT revising that #lmao i should change dailyhrkspeaks to dailyhrkYAPS #cuz MAN that is all yapping #i also randomly have colorfes hrk (not complaining) #cuz back when i didnt really play the game i think i just pulled randomly #and then now i just have colorfes #very happy abt that #whats the difference between a gacha type being event and permenant #im so confused #cuz thechnially arent all of them event gachas #ecvepy for like colorfes and stuff #man #im also gonna use the gacha tickets from permenant gachas to buy angel clover hrk and the smth biggest fans one #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #im doing ok #yeah totally #hahaha #look at that yapfest! #holy cow! #also i NEED parasol cider?? wait is it cider #im checking rq #IT IS!! OK #im so mad i dont have that 2* #parasol cider after show was the first after show ive ever watched #anways #toodles

[bitegore]

had the absolute nicest fucking instacart driver ive ever met today... if i wasnt so dead on my feet when he asked if he wanted me to catch a ride with him while he got smth to eat i wouldve said yes

#im so tired but oh my god the man was a fucking angel #red rambles #ok im gonna go tell instacart that they need to give him a raise or smth like damn #he straight up carried my groceries inside for me. in this weather too #damn ok i started crying in my kitchen. definitely not good company rn so i cant feel bad abt not going #but oh my god... i really needed that #everyone is often very nice to me i just totally did not expect it i guess

[hella1975]

Oh Hella your DM sounds like a good one! Hope you have fun and that coin is amazing should we add practice the coin trick to your schedule? /gen

ACTUALLY YEAH PLEASE

#my dm is such an angel i was a bit worried at first bc he's the one that was flirting with me #but he's cooled off and even so i can tell it's more the harmless kind than anything i'll actually have to set boundaries on #and we had our first session last night and it was genuinely insane like he's SUCH a good dm #i was so so immersed the entire time like he had this one NPC and he puts so much LIFE into his ocs like accents and mannerisms #not just backstory/set-up and this npc stayed with us the ENTIRE 4+ hour session #and at the very end he KILLED HIM and it was done so well that one of the players literally teared up #and the rest of us were just sat there in gobsmacked silence #and it's a SUPER wild group too like it's hard for the dm to wrangle them all at times bc jokes tend to domino and get rowdy #so to have us all like that and on the first session no less was INSANE #he also introduced a dragon and i said to him afterwards 'im getting that dragon' bc i mentioned another time that im DESPERATE #to get a pet dragon or even just a dragon i have some dodgy deal with ill take ANYTHING #and he just very casually went 'oh you'll get a dragon' HELLO??? FUCK YEAH #like he listens to his players and he keeps us on track without being too strict and gets super enthusiastic about our ideas #and the rest of the group are all so cool like they're all either queer or neurodivergent or both #i just feel for the first time in maybe my entire life that im in a completely non-judgemental place for my interests #like in the nicest way possible they're all just a bit weird and it would be very hard for me to be the weirdest one there #and there's something SO cathartic about that like literally go ham bc they're not gonna be scared off yk? #like even if i had an interest totally out of left field that none of them shared i just know they'd be so welcoming of it regardless #idk. they're neat. i think this campaign is gonna be really fucking cool #ask #hella goes to uni

[moonstonediaz]

i have a weird book opinion and i am afraid to verbalize it in public 🤠👍🏻

#it has to do with iron flame so i won’t be saying it in case of spoilers but like #***** is totally boring the fuck out of me like i’m DONE BRO. i’m DONE #also i don’t give a shit what happened in fourth wing anymore bc SOMEONE is my sweet baby angel child and i will not accept criticisms on #any past behavior #my defense: they’re a sweet idiot <3 #and i’m screaming bc i only have one friend to talk to about this and we’ve gone batshit enough about it #but we knows it’s gonna be such a polarizing topic and everyone in these book groups are gonna burn us at the stake so #🤡🤡🤡 #t talks

[madeimpact]

On a lighter note, I love when my partners who haven’t played KIU go to check Pit’s pages and then message me like

#madamhatter #IT'S SO FUNNY HOW CONSISTENT THIS CONVERSATION IS ON HERE LMAO #he's canonically older than 28! but he wasn't a fetus in the first game so he's quite a *bit* older than that!! JDFBJDGHJFH #41 is young for angels. i could've gone the route of making him like 300 or something but he's definitely meant to be coded as young #i did a bunch of thinking on this when i first added him as a muse LMAO #and honestly? i thought i was gonna totally redo that meta and be like ''wtf was i talking about'' #but my feelings abt it haven't really changed SKHDJGHDJKG #❛ general: discord shenanigans.

[dear-kumari]

The Pale Blue Eye pulls a pretty neat final twist that I've always wanted to see play out in a whodunnit, but unfortunately it also executes that twist in the lamest way possible

#Kumari comments #The Pale Blue Eye #uhh definitely not making a spoiler tag for this movie #It's a decent time-waster if you like good historical costume design and a basic but atmospheric mystery #and also British actors doing charmingly awful American accents #Anyway‚ spoilers now: #after an okay faux third act climax it turns out that the mystery wasn't totally solved and the detective was the real killer #Which is neat! and I do consider it distinct from 'the POV character was the real killer' which has been done p famously before #but then his motivations are sooo booooring #he's getting revenge for his fridged daughter. that's it. #and she's literally just that meme of 'flashbacks of the action hero's angelic dead wife' but a daughter #It's honestly kinda remarkable to see such a head empty approach to the subject of SA in a fairly high-profile film in 2023 #like there's a half-assed moment where the detective goes off about how institutions are responsible for their members' crimes #and by the end you can kinda infer that he was actually mad about the sex crimes #but that's basically it #meanwhile Nice Guy™ Edgar Allan Poe is gonna go on to marry his 13yo cousin irl so … maybe not the best counter to his peers eh? #idk. I feel like a more thoughtful director could've taken all the tasteless tropes and played on them ironically #but that would involve /intentionally/ making the male protagonists look kinda shitty ig #Kumari abuses the tagging system