Hiii! I am reading allllll your blurbs and ffs and god I adore your writing!!!!!
Could you write about Spencer Reid and reader (no sub! Or dom! dynamic If itโs ok) in their early stages of their relationship (at this point theyโve already had sex and he found out heโs totally obsessed with eating her out), and pleads for her to sit on his face but she doesnโt wanna do it at first cause sheโs a bit worried she might hurt him? But he begs her so much he convinces her and wellโฆ the rest Iโll leave it to you! ;)
If itโs alright with you of course๐๐๐๐๐
i got you babycakes!!!
warnings: oral sex [f rec], face sitting, begging, hair pulling, cumming untouched, this is just pure smut.
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Need - Spencer Reid x Fem!reader
โPlease, sugar,โ Spencer whispers into your ear.
Heโs been asking you the same thing for the past few weeks, a fantasy of his that just wonโt go away; he wants you to sit on his face.
Spencer is very into oral, specifically, eating you out for as long as youโll let him. When you asked him about this, he explained thats itโs something called an oral fixation, he literally canโt get enough of it, which would add up, because you can count how many times the two of you have had sex without him giving you head on one hand.
(Evidently, all of those times had just been when you were too tired to go for an entire hour and just needed him inside you immediately, to which he had given you a little pout and then fulfilled your request.)
Whatever his reasoning is, eating you out gets both you and him off, and he wants more.
โSpencer, im just not sure about it, what if I hurt you?โ You tell him. Youโre straddling his hips while heโs laid out on his couch, you in a loose shirt and panties, and him in his work clothes, minus the tie.
โItโs completely safe if done properly, I did my research.โ He reassures you, planting a kiss on your lips as he runs his hand up your back under your shirt.
โResearch, huh?โ You giggle at him, wrapping your arms around his neck. โmhmm,โ he hums and smiles into another kiss.
As you pull apart, he whispers, โplease baby, I want to make you feel so goodโฆ wanna taste you,โ his voice is breathy and his pupils are blown wide with lust.
You whimper and grind down slightly in his lap, desperate for a little bit of friction as his words shoot straight to your core. He groans at your ministrations and you can feel him getting hard beneath you through your panties. โI want you to take what you need from meโฆ grind that pretty little pussy on my tongue until you cum in my mouthโฆโ
You moan at his words, bite your lip, and nod your head frantically. Who knew Spencer could be so persuasive?
Ecstatic that he finally got a yes out of you, Spencer lifts you off his lap momentarily and helps you pull your panties down and off your legs, biting his lip when he sees youโre soaked.
You start unbuttoning his shirt but only get to about half before he gets to impatient and pulls your own shirt over your head, exposing your bare chest. He bites his lip and places a hot, open-mouthed kiss on your lips, and you can feel him, rock hard through his suit pants.
He flops back down onto the couch, pulling you with him, as he shuffles down a bit more, giving room for your knees to sit on either side of his head.
Slowly, you crawl up his body, until youโre hovering above his face. His hair is messy and splayed out across the leather of his couch, his shirt is half off one shoulder, and he is visibly salivating as he stares directly at your core.
Noticing you still look a little unsure, he gives you a little smile. โif I need you to get off, which is extremely unlikely, I will tap your hip twice, alright, sugar?โ He asks, and you nod. โYouโre in control here, if you want to stop, we will stop.โ He assures you, and you canโt help but blush. Could he get any sweeter?
Feeling more confident in the situation and a little less nervous, you slowly lower your hips onto his face, putting as little weight onto him as possible.
Immediately he licks into you, grabbing your hips and guiding them further onto him. You let out a gasp and your hips stutter away from the pleasure momentarily before he pulls you right back into his mouth.
His tongue runs through your folds, lapping up your wetness, and you moan loudly. His tongue flicks over your hardened clit, humming in delight when he feels you become wetter. You whine, letting more weight settle onto him and grinding into the teasing, hands searching for something to grab onto, eventually grabbing his hair with one and the armrest of the couch with the other.
You were reduced to soft moans, little uhโs and ahโs leave your mouth as your hips stutter and your eyes roll back into your skull.
He begins licking into your opening while his nose ruts against your clit and you throw your head back and shut your eyes tightly, moaning so loud the neighbours can probably hear everything thatโs going on, but you canโt bring yourself to care.
โF- uck! oh my god, Spencer-โ You cry out, and that just spurs him on. His own hips are twitching, arching off the couch as he eats you out.
Heat is coiling in your stomach, Spencers name is the only thing reverberating in your head. Why were you ever against this idea again?
โOh- Ah- god Spencer- youโre gonna make me- holy- sh- it!โ You cry
Spencer moans against you as you chant his name, frantically humping his face as he sucks on your clit.
โFUCK! Iโm cumming!โ You scream as your orgasm hits you like a freight train. You yank Spencerโs hair and your hips spasm on his face as Spencer lets out his own whimpers and cries. His hips thrust upwards as his own orgasm reaches him and his eyes roll back into his head.
Your back is arched and youโre leaning over him as you catch your breath. For a second you black out and completely forget youโre sitting on his face, but once you remember you quickly lift your hips up and look down at him with a worried expression.
Spencer looks completely blissed out. He gently rubs his large hands up and down your sides as you breathe heavily, and licks your slick off his lips. He grins at you, lust still evident in his eyes.
๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ in which pierre is dating everyoneโs favorite singer! เฑจเง pierre x female!singer!reader
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ynupdates Y/n, her first night and her first time playing in paris!! She preformed amazing and gave us a sneak peak of her new song, โdance with meโ ๐ฅน who could this song be about ? ๐ง๐ง
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user why did paris do to deserve this..๐๐ Like wdym they got a sneak peak of her new song????? ๐ญ๐ญ
โ user RIGHT like stop it oui oui bitches.
user she made dance with me for me wdym
user iโd kill to see her live ๐ญ
user whatโs happening to me?? ๐งโโ๏ธ-๐งโโ๏ธ-๐ธ
user PARIS GO SUCK A DICK
user i lost a song i didnt even know i could Lose.
โ user LITERALLY.
user PIERRE SIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
user her outfit is so cute ๐ญโค๏ธ
โ user rightt, shes always eating
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yourusername thank u france ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ซ๐ท๐ซ๐ท love u โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐๐
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yourbestie who is this french man mrs โฆโฆ. ?!?!?!!!!
โ yourusername Idk i was just kissing a random baguette man i found on the street :///
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user we lost her to a french man โน๏ธ
โ yourusername dw he will never compete with u guys
user IS THIS THE MAN SHES WRITING A SONG FOR?????
โ yourusername thank u to my maaan ๐ซก
user i can tell pierres hair, and thats his hair in the 3rd pic.
โ user yeah cause that bitch is balding
โ user LMFAO THATS FOUL ๐ญ๐ญ
user the last picture is literally PIERRE.. ARE THEY TRYING TO BE OBVIOUS
โ user right theyโre not even hiding it
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pierregasly Over the break ๐
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yukitsunoda0511 I really like your photographer ๐
โ pierregasly Thanks yuki, I love her too ๐
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โ user who is yn and why do people think sheโs with pierre??
โ user sheโs an artist! you should search her up/ listen to her!!
user pierres soft launch era!! get rid of it. I NEED TO KNOW WHO SHE IS
user i love how yuki is still in these photo dumps โค๏ธ
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yourusername hellloooo everybody!!!!!!!! new single out in a few days (yay) itโs called โdance with youโ ๐
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user WEโRE FINALLY GETTING FEED
user EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU TO HER MAN, HE GAVE OUR GIRL INSPO
โ user thank you kind sir we donโt know of
โ user thank you for making our mother write love songs x
โ user THANK ๐ญ U ๐ญ YNโS ๐ญ MAN ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
user my prayers have been answered ๐ญ๐๐ผ
user CANT WAIT OH MU GOD
user Iโm so ready to stream this song everyday and cry.
โ yourusername donโt cry babes ๐โค๏ธ ILY
user LETS GO LESTS GOO WE WON
user cancelling all my plans just in case she calls !!
โ yourusername BACK WHEN I WAS LIVIN FOR THE HOPE OF IT ALL
user GIRL I CANT WAIT U NEED TO RELEASE IT RIGHT THIS SECOND
user this is so AUAAGDUWOQDFC
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YN ๐
PIERRE OH MY GOD
WHY WOULD U โฆ
BAEB ๐๐ค
I MEANT TO PUT IT ON MY CLOSE FRIENDS I SWEAR
i mean ITS NOT LIKE PEOPLE DIDNT ALREADY KNOW..??
YN ๐
well YEAH.. but I wanted to tell my fans myself ๐
BAEB ๐๐ค
iโm sorry ๐
at least your single comes out in a few days .. ??
YN ๐
๐๐
ok wait
i forgive u ๐ค๐ค๐ฅ๐ฅ
BAEB ๐๐ค
โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
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yourusername a very wise man once told me it wouldnโt b a photo dump if yuki werenโt in it โฆ so i kidnapped him so he could be in my photo dump, thanks yuki โค๏ธ๐๐โโฌ๐ฅ
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user YUKI WHAT ARE U DOIN HERE
โ user more like what is PIERRE doing here โฆ
user i hope yk how to fight pierre fucking gasly
user plot twist what if shes dating yuki
โ user its time to take ur meds babe! all these soft launch pictures weโve gotten have BROWN HAIR !! does yuki have brown hair ? no!!
โ user jesus girl i was joking .. maybe YOU should take ur meds, insane assโฆ
user the last photo ๐ญ๐ญ
โ user shes so real fo that though cause what is up with these sassy men
โ yourusername sassy men apocalypse ๐ง
user this is by far my favorite post ever cause YUKI LOOKS SO ADORABLE ๐โค๏ธ
user i am so SICK. HUST POST YOU AND PIERRE KISSING OR SOMETHING ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ PLEASE I CANNOT KEEP WAITING FOR YOU GUYS TO CONFIRM IT YOURSELF. PLEASE YOU GUYS ARE SO SICK AND FUCKIGN TWISTED ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
โ user preach ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ
user poor yuki he had to third wheel
โ user wdym yn was third wheeling
yukitsunoda0511 I have a family please let me go
โ yourusername never ๐น๐
pierregasly my little photographer
โ yourusername i should start charging u..
โ pierregasly no โฆ you canโt, Iโm broke
โ yourusername you make more money than I do ????
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yourusername heeyyoo! โdance with meโ out noowโฆ!!! and by the way, I DO really like you pierregasly ๐ค๐ค๐ฅ๐ฅโญ๏ธโญ๏ธ
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user yn does this mean weโll get more love songs ๐
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โ user excuse me where can i get a french a.i boyfriend like u
โ yourusername uhm ask yukitsunoda0511 he got it for me!!!!
user DANCE WITH ME STAYS ON REPEAT
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โ yourusername can i take your girlfriend out? cause then the answer is yes charlie ๐ฆ๐ฆ
โ charles_leclerc ๐ง๐ง Maybeโฆ.
pierregasly dance with me is the best song in existence โค๏ธโค๏ธ
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โ yourusername of course! definitely not all of them but iโll try my hardest to come ๐๐
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user pierre how do u feel after pulling the baddest girl ever
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โ yourusername 50 years
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yukitsnoda0511 youโre welcome for setting you up with her ๐
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เฑจเง helloooo ! i hope u like this ๐๐ idk what to say tbh cause this is just a re upload โฆ. I WILL TRY TO POST FOR DULCE HOTLINE SOON ๐ค iโve been kinda busy tho, sorry โน๏ธ๐
๐ขึดเปโก๐ เฃช ึด receiving your blessings! เญจ๐งธเญง
หโโง๊ฐแ roots เป๊ฑ โงโห
โข feeling guilty about being given things you supposedly "dont deserve", like lots of love or gifts or whatever it may be, comes from a lack mindset.
โข that is where you feel there is not enough of these things like love, gifts, money, etc. to go around. you think of the world as though there is always "not enough" and feel the need to push away the blessings you receive for someone or something else, or hold on to every little scrap of everything you find bc you fear you wont find it again.
โข this comes from having a lack of things like love, money, affection, etc. in childhood and continues on as you grow up & get older.
one thing i've noticed is a lot of people actually treat this as a normal thing to push away the things youre given because you think "this is too much" or "i dont deserve this" or anything along those lines.
๐งธ "i dont feel worthy of this" if you werent worthy it wouldnt be given to you. everyone and everything comes into your life for a reason, good or bad, and its your job to accept that and learn the lesson that comes from said thing or person. if someone offers you a gift, money, a job offer you've wanted, etc. if you know its safe then take it !!
โโ there are people with less money than you, less talent than you, less potential than you, out living your dreams just because you were too scared to take that opportunity you were given and just go for it. dont look back and think "oh, i should have taken that". dont let yourself have regrets when you know you can avoid them. life is to be lived, not feared.
๐ฉฐ "im not sure if i should" the opportunity wouldnt arise if it wasnt 100% certain it would benefit you in someway. obviously if you feel its sketchy or unsafe for whatever reason stay away from it and obviously do not go through with it or take it but if you know its safe and fine but youre still not sure then what are you doing!!! take it!!!
โโ you are refusing the gifts being given for what? worry? worry about what? who are you to doubt the gifts you are being given when you know its safe and you should take it? would you be concerned if someone gave you a gift on your birthday? this is the same thing. every day is your birthday if youve got the right mindset ๐ซถ
๐งธ "someone else deserves it more" what. think if you got a present on your birthday and it was something you'd wanted for aaaaages. would you sit there and think "no, someone else deserves this more than me"? if the answer's yes then you need to get your priorities straight ml im sorry. this was given to you for you. why are you doubting the universe- the world????? what???? girl what
โโ ok this can go two ways. if its something someone else genuinely needs because they dont have it and could heavily benefit from like fresh water, a job offer, a housing offer, fresh food, i would give it to them if i already had those resources for myself too because everybody needs those. they're basic necessities to live & thats basic empathy. but if its something you dont need to live but really really want and are being given the chance to obtain then what. are you doing. girl. take it! what is your problem!
๐ฉฐ i think if you find yourself saying or thinking these things often, pause for a second and ask yourself why you think this. is it something to do with growing up, the people around you, your financial status.. whatever it may be, it always helps to find the root of the problem. โก
treat yourself to whatever you wish! you deserve it just because you are alive. that is a difficult task in itself. you deserve it just because you want it. you work so hard, so why shouldnt you have the things you want? take that gift, take that money, take that date, take that offer. life is too short to regret what you could have had ๐ซถ๐
hi! I was wondering if you could do hcs of Carl dating a girl that's kind of his opposite(?) a girl that cares a lot about school,her future and stuff like that.
HII! SORRY ITS KINDA ALL OVER THE PLACE, I WROTE THIS IN A PLACE I WAS KANDA DISTRACTED LOL
word count; 506
warnings; none I think
ok so like first off idek how yall met so like thats still up to you.
but if I had to take a wild guess it'd probably be you tutoring him or something, but like its up to you still.
but anyways
he'd love that you care about your education and future, but at the time it wasn't for him.
like im pretty sure he started caring about his future probably after juvie or like when he was thinking about military school, so around the same period of time yk?
but everyone knows, even himself, that he's not very booksmart, and that's fine, he ended up being the most successful gallagher๐๐
but he'd always say he can't help you with school stuff but will try and help you with other stuff, like if you need help with someone, or you're in a situation outside of school unless someone at schools giving you a hard time then thats a different story lol
speaking of, im pretty sure a lot of people would say he'll just end up hurting you, or hes with you because he knows you'll end up with money, or he blah blah, yk?
but as much as he wants them to understand, you'd probably tell him ignore them or something and even if you know he's not with you for those reasons, he'd still tell you how much he loves you for you and stuff and how he's so lucky.
maybe you could convince him some, and maybe he'd let you help him with school
but hes carl, so hed try to make your little study sessions into a make out session lol
but I feel like his favorite way to study with you, or you trying to teach him would be flash cards
idk why I just think he'd like it, probably because he sees it as a game kind of.
or you reading to him and asking him little questions along the way to make sure he understands
wait because that's actually kinda cute..
like you're reading from a textbook or something and he's just looking at you with his little lopsided smile he just nods along๐
and you best believe hes gonna be there at your graduation! as soon as they call your name, hes the loudest one clapping and smiling lol
and if you end up moving to a college campus, like in the area, he'd visit you or you'd visit him (idk how that shit works mb๐)
but if you move out of state, you both would call when you can and try and get a schedule for when you could talk or whatever, and maybe you'd visit for holidays.
but around the time that you'd go to college would be around the time he was doing his own thing too, so I can see you both not being able to talk for a day or two, but that's ok.
but he'd love that one of you in the relationship cares more about education and stuff, opposites attract lol
Okay, can I please request Thomas Shelby x Tall and buff male reader who's the sweetest thing on earth but has one "flaw".
He's too damn handsy. Place, time, people, pffff, suit, shirt, naked, he doesn't care.
He just really loves Thomas man tits and his ass.
Not in a teasing way, it just makes him relax.
Just Thomas's reaction and how he's dealing with it. Whatever.
Thank you~ ๐
4 TIMES MR. HANDSY STRUCK
WARNINGS: Accidental groping, purposeful groping, swearing, yeah thats about it.
A/N: I hope you like this. I had a fun time writing this, so please feel free to request again.
Y/n was a tall and buff man. He looked like he could kill anyone without a second thought. But in reality, he was the kindest and sweetest thing to ever walk the earth. He was a gentle giant in all senses of the word. But there was one thing about the man that many would consider a flaw. It was the fact that he was handsy, very handsy when it came to his partner, Thomas Shelby. The man couldnโt keep his hands off Tommy. So here are 4 scenes in which Y/n couldnโt keep his hands to himself.
Walking down the streets of Birmingham on the way to The Garrison. It was quiet and peaceful; the sun had actually been out. Unlike most other days in Birmingham. Y/n had his arm wrapped around Tommyโs waist as they walked, casually talking. Tommy hadnโt realized Y/nโs hand slipping closer and closer to his ass until the man squeezed it, causing Tommy to yelp in surprise.
โI didnโt mean to startle you. Iโm sorry.โ
โI wasnโt expecting it, that all.โ
Tommy says brushed it off, and the two continued their walk.
The Garrison was loud with hustle and bustle of the man drinking inside. In a corner booth sat the Shelby family and, of course, Y/n. The family talked and drank, Y/n adding in every once in a while not want to interrupt those who were speaking. Y/n threw his arm overs Tommyโs shoulder and continued onto listening to the conversation at hand. Without even realized himself, his hand moved down and now was on Tommyโs chest. It wasnโt until John made a joke about it out that he and Tommy realized.
โY/n, you done feeling up my brother for the night? Itโs a bit distracting.โ
Y/nโs face flushed, and he quickly unwrapped his arm around Tommy, covering his face in pure embarrassment.
โSorry.โ He mumbled in his hands as the family had a laugh.
It was sometime after 10pm when Y/n managed to covince Tommy to call it quits for the night and join him in bed. Y/n sat in bed paeintly waiting for Tommy to be done with his night routine and join him. Eventually Tommy join him and they curled up togeather. They talked for a little bit until Tommy relized Y/ns hands found there way to his chest.
"My prince, can you explain to me how your hands always seem to find my chest."
"I'm sorry. I didnt mean to."
"Shh. It is ok my prince. Im just curious."
"I dont know. I guess touching them grounds me. It makes sure i know that everyting going on is real. But i guess it also calms me. I'm sorry if i make you uncomfortable. I can stop."
"Its fine my prince. I dont mind."
Tommy was hosting a party for the Peaky Blinders in order to celebrate some of their new achievements. The rowdy men happily drank the beer that was in the house and chatted. Tommy leaned against the bar, talking to Polly when Y/n came up behind him, grabbing his ass gently with both hands. Then resting his head on Tommyโs shoulder. Tommy turned his head slightly to look at you.
โDo you need anything, my prince?โ
โNo, just a little bored.โ
โOk.โ Tommy said, then returning to talk to Polly.
The Shelbys, minus Tommy, who was nowhere to be seen, were sitting around having a drink at The Garrison
โIs it me or is Y/n really handsy with Tommy? I feel like half the time I see him with him, heโs either grabbing Tommyโs butt or his chest. Itโs fucking weird.โ Arthur slurs slightly, the alcohol getting to him a bit.
โOh no, he is. You're definitely not imaging it, Arthur.โ Ada says.
โSometimes I think the poor thing doesnโt even realize heโs doing.โ Polly adds in.
โIts fucking funny as hell. Have you seen the way some newcomers react when they see it happening? Itโs fucking priceless. Their eyes get all wide and shit and they look like theyโve seen the most traumatic thing in the world.โ John said.
โIโve heard some newcomers people ask around, asking if it was a normal thing.โ Finn adds.
โI know itโs also grate to see their reactions when they're told itโs a normal occurrence.โ John says. After he says that, out of nowhere Tommy appearing
โWhat are we discussing this fine evening?โ
โNothing.โ The other Shelby boys say at the same time like a kid that got caught with his hand in the cookie jar.
hii my bday is in three days and I was wondering if you could do a fic of genshin men and what they would do on/ for your bday the main people I want are scara and tighnari but you can add others if you want if you cant do this request thats ok have a nice day/nightโค๏ธโค๏ธ
๊จ๏ธ Hiya !! Happy early birthday ! I hope you like it๐
๊จ๏ธ Characters: Scaramouche, Tighnari, Thoma, and Kazuha
โHappy birthday!โ
๊จ๏ธ Scaramouche
Scaramouche is abysmal at celebrating anything- your birthday included. Thatโs not to say that he doesnโt do anything for you. He actually tries, so thereโs that. He may even ask around. From what heโs found out, he needs a cake, a gift, potential dinner with like candles or whatever, and a good attitude.
He already failed on the last one but he was sure the cake may cheer you up. He got your favorite flavor, in his opinion, and found a gift he liked but hopefully you would too. Heโฆ also got you a gift card in case you hated the gift. Dinner was made by a professional chef so you can't hate that.
๊จ๏ธ Tighnari
He doesnโt really pay attentions to birthdays, but he was oddly attentive for yours. He was preparing nearly three weeks in advance. He had your gift ready, even had the cake planned out, and made sure a few others knew so they would at least say happy birthday to you.
Tighnari isnโt sure about you, but he wanted some special time with the birthday cutie. If thereโs a party, heโll attend but make sure heโs the last one there so he can take you with him. Thatโs where heโll give you his gift, wish you a happy birthday, and give you a sweet kiss under the moon and stars.
๊จ๏ธ Thoma
Your birthday, you say??? Thoma already knows and is preparing a small party. Fully depends on you, but itโll either be a surprise party or a pre planned party youโre aware of. He makes the food, has the venue, and heโs inviting all of your friends.
Itโs all about you and Thoma is happy to make sure everyone knows. Afterward, heโs happy to hang out with you, maybe enjoy some dinner and one anotherโs company. He definitely has a present for you afterward. Yanno.
๊จ๏ธ Kazuha
Kazuha knows when your birthday is and is aware like all year. He does prepare a gift for you, as well as a little haiku. Kazuha isnโt one for large gatherings for extended periods of time but he is more than happy to attend your birthday party, if you have one.
He prefers to read the haiku to you in private, just because itโs for you and you only. He even prepares a small cake for you. One from him. Heโs happy to spend the rest of your birthday with you. He is yours for the rest of the evening so feel free to request anything.
ห เผโก โ๏ฝกห answer the phone โจ e. williams
ellie williams x fem!reader
wc: 1.6k
masterlist
summary: text messages with ellie and her horny, clingy, ghost face loving gf!
cw: modern gf!ellie being soo fucking sarcastic and horny, pet names, reader is vv fem and cutsie, kind of dirty talk & sexting, implied phone sex, bratty!reader, lowkey brat tamer!ellie, reader is super clingy, reader is kindaaa power bottom and ellieโs such a switch godddd
a/n: i keep seeing ellie & reader text message drabbles and i seriously need to fuel that fire there is something so addictive ugh ohtmfidicso and i havenโt stopped thinking about this tiktok since i saw it soooo do w that what you will itโs soo ellie coded (also i lowkey have writers block so this is all i can manage rn) enjoy!!! proofread ps if the spacing is off just ignore it plsplsplspls
Mon, April 17 at 3:49 PM
Hey, quick question?
whatโs up<3
Are you busy later?
dependsโฆ bc if your asking me
to come over and watch you play
valorant for 3 hours then yes iโm busy
but if your asking for some
otherrrrr reason then no
iโm completely free:,)
Okay wtf
You said you liked watching me play
iโm sorry but i lied
YEAH
THANKS FOR TELLING ME NOW
BUT I LIKE HANGING OUT THO I
LIKE UR COMPANY
what did u wanna ask me bub?
Plz donโt call me that, Iโm actually so pissed
listening to Temporary Love hits so DIFFERENT now itโs STRONGER and I rewatched some starscream episodes today and I thoughtย โthatโs my starlight!! and iโm his starflower!! and this mech is so fucking in love with me its unreal!!!!โ i didnโt have much doubt before, but this weekend rly did add a boost to my selfship confidence (if thatโs a term for the feeling?) my saving starlight AU feels... more raw and powerful... it feels as if my blum-voiced f/os would actually be really excited to see me and love me as much as i love them
now im even at a point where ill look at spike spiegel, a character i love so much and have ALWAYS doubted heโd even want to look at me, and i think abt all the nice things that happened this weekend... and it makes me think โyeah no, of course spike would love me too. spike would do anything for me w/o any second thoughts and make sure im feeling as loved as possible. heโd dramatically climb over a table to give me a really tight hugโ
MAEEE AAAA I NEED PART TWO OD YOUR "NO BRAIN, JUST HORNY" HC AKSJDJDDJ
Make a part two??๐ฅบ๐ซถMaybe Chuuya and Nikolai?
No brain, just horny! 2
Summary: Oh no! Your bf's acting all hot! What to do??? (Chuuya, Akutagawa, Nikolai, Fyodor)
Genre: fluff, crack, bit suggestive ๐ค
Warnings: TO HORNY JAIL WITH YALL ๐โ
A/N: ANOONNN WKDJEKHFKS HERE U GO, SWEETIE ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ how can yall find rat man hot, idk man ๐ his parts rly short bc I CANT WRITE HIM so see it as a small extra ๐๐ not proofread btw ๐
Part 1
Nakahara Chuuya
๐ณ yall wanna get railed by this man, huh??
Cant blame u tho ๐๐ญ ๐ญ
honestly i think his reaction would prob depend on his mood, lowkey like rampo
Just that his reaction would be a bit more intense EHEH
idk if hes kinda busy at the moment and annoyed bc work is being a hoe, hed prob be all impatient like "Damn, doll. Im barely holding myself back as well so just wait a bit, will ya?"
As much as hed love to indulge u immediately, he still values his work yk ๐๐๐
ok yk what would be funny tho? Like he told u he'd be having a meeting at his work place and honestly, its not hard enough to know where it is bc its like legit one of the highest buildings (idk maybe even the highest???) in yokohama lmaoo
And you've been waiting for him to come back home after two weeks but noooo, he has to report everything to his boss ๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
so you're like "alright, im horny and been waiting for too long."Guess where we're going yall ๐๐๐๐???
TO HELL
Jk nah but we makin our way over there and lets just say they only know u as "the love of his life who def shouldnt be messed with if they wanna live" bc he'd go haywire AS HE SHOULD if anything happened to u ๐
Anyway we know when the meeting's being held so oopsie, we "accidentally" manage to find him in the hallway with some of his colleagues
"Oi, isn't that your girlfriend over there, Boss??" not only tachihara but everyone's confused on why u r even there??
Chuuya just whips his head around and doesnt know if he should just yeet himself outta the building or be happy to see you bc
YES
YES HE DID MISS YOU BUT WHY ARE YOU THEREEEE??๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ญ๐จ
its especially bad if our boy still hasn't told you what hes actually doing bc no way in hell wants he to drag u into that shi ๐
Anyway you're just too excited so u ignore his to tomato face with a twitching eyebrow and you start to jog towards him but damn tf is that???
OF COURSE theres a bump sticking outta the carpet SMH SUE THE CLEANING STAFF๐
And obviously we all know whos gonna trip on that
But as embarassed as he is, your future hubby will make sure that you won't end up on the floor ๐๐
all you feel is a slight gust of wind and you can only open your eyes to see his gorgeous ones
"Don't just fall for me every time you see me, doll." LMAO thats so corny and he actually gets even more red when he realises wtf he just spouted out of his mouth but he couldnt help it ๐ญ
Especially when hes holding you bridal style in his arms and you can feel him subconciously squeeze you tighter against him bc he missed his wifey
and we are just too whipped to stop ourselves from saying "Chuu chuu, i just couldnt wait anymore. Can we move this to our place? I'll be anything you want, even just a hole for you, mkay?"
HAHAHAHA WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS ๐
thats the EXACT question that goes through his mind as he just stares at you like ๐ณ
But he cant deny that it made him feel hot, even down there a bit...
"Come in when you're done, Chuuya." is all you hear from HIS fking boss as he just sends the both of you a smile as he enters the room before closing the door
Help our man, hes so TORN
All he can do is take a deep breath, trying to stop his face from heating up bc its already hot enough as it is
He'll gently set you down but still keeps a secure grip around your waist with one arm
His gloved hand tilts your face slightly up and all you see is a sea of blue
Letting his gloved thumb slowly glide on your bottom lip
"You really like teasing me. Dont'cha sweetheart? Just give me 15 minutes and then we'll be at home. Honestly might scold you for your little stunt but it's not like you don't like that, right? But I gotta say...."
cherry sweet lips lock onto yours for what seems like only a second before feeling them on your forehead
"I did miss you pretty much...and I'll make it up to you. Thanks for your patience, love."
now YOU'RE the one who's face is about to explode and that annoying ass smirk of his isnt even helping u but oh well
He should be lucky that you're so in love with him and that his handsome looks always manage to hold you back from yelling at him out of embarassement ๐๐ณ
He gives you a peck on the lips before giving you on last squeeze
"Only a little bit longer, okay? Will give you a proper kiss when we're at home."
He makes his way back but stops "Also I love you but please... wait at home next time. No need for anyone to see your cute ass here. Only mine to look at, yk.." the last part kinda gets muffled under his breath as he tilts his fedora down to hide his heated face but welp, ofc u heard everything ๐
Anyway, you let him go to his meeting with a wave with ur hand bc he did promise to make it up to you and your body would be tingling with excitement until yall get back home for yk what ๐๐๐๐
Akutagawa Ryunnosuke
ngl he'd make a similar expression to this pic here ๐ like hes fking constipated or smth
Give my man some time pls bc its his first relationship and he needs some minute to get it through his head that you feel sexually attracted enough to him to yearn for him, broo
"Can't you just... wait until we get home? Why now?" SKKSKS you think he sounds so pissed but hes just so confused ๐๐ญ๐ญ
lmao just came up with a ridiculous scenario
idk some random wannabe gang is stirring up some trouble in yokohama
And how do u resolve this problem as fast as u can?
By sending one of ur best men there who legit just slices them all in mere secs ๐
but wait whats that?
"Are you fucking kidding me?"
You just stare wide eyed at your boyfriend as he stands there infront of the mall, choking the living shit out of what seems to be some weird thug
"Ryu, what are you doing here?"
He just clicks his tounge out of annoyance and casually tosses the man to the side as he makes his way towards you
Stopping infront of you, you only see his furrowed eyebrows and the annoyed look on his face
But if you look closely, you'll see a glimpse of worry in them๐
"I could ask you the same thing. Didn't I telll you to stay at home? And specifically to not enter this area?"
You can only sheepishly laugh at his words and the huff at your answer wasnt that helpful
"Well, the mall here had your favorite tea on sale and I really wanted to surprise you with it!"
He just puts a hand on his face as you peek over his shoulder, only seeing whips and bits of rashomon dealing with the thugs while you boyfriend seems somehow unbothered by their presence, hell he was legit not even aknowledging them at this point ๐
"Let me just finish this real quick and then I'll take you home."
"But I still have t-"
A glare from him immediately zipped your mouth shut, deeming it unnecessary to argue with him any further since he could be very very stubborn
"Just stay behind me and wait."
If you had to be honest, watching your bf just casually beat the shit out of 20 or more men without even breaking a sweat made you feel really hot
He might be stoic, blunt or whatever everyone would call him but at the end of the day, he'd make sure you're well protected and cared for, even if it would take some nudges from you to guide him
He was a fast learner after all in every aspect of your relationship
And it wasn't until he poked your forehead that you snapped out of your trance, your face beet red and only for him to raise an eyebrow at you
"Don't tell me you got sick from just being outside for a bit? I really don't know how someone frail like you had managed to live for so long."
Harsh words yet the gentle press of his hand against your forehead was telling a different story
"Hm, you aren't heating up that much. But I'll still be taking you home."
"Can you stay with me then? Because honestly, watching that fight somehow made me really horny."
๐คจ > ๐ณ
"Are you kidding me? How does watching me beat the shit out of some random wannabe thugs make you horny?"
You can only groan at his answer but couldn't keep the smirk on your lips from growing as you noticed the red hue on his cheeks
"It's just hot to see how easy it was for you to just casually fend of all of them. Not to mention, that it's always nice to have a reminder what a strong and reliable lover I have. I'm just really lucky, I guess"
Ah, you smart vixen.
Always using his praise kink for your advantage and oh boy, he knows
But he just can't help his rising pulse at what your words just do to him
"W-Why-? Y-You-???"
Suddenly he grabbing your hand, he turns his body away from you, only his back in your sight as he continues to walk
"Ryu, are we walking ba-"
"Told you I'm taking you home. Someone has to make sure nothing happens to you since you probably wouldn't even know how to defend yourself."
"Aah, I see. Well I'll be sure to thank you properly when we're at home." ๐๐คฉ
A hitched breath and his grip tightening around your hand really made it difficult not to laugh at him
Well, atleast it was nice knowing that you weren't the only one eager to get home asap ๐๐
At the end, you thanked him as promised and he made sure to make you feel safe as always
"Oh, thank you for the tea... I guess.." he'd mumble in your ear as he pressed your back against his chest, his arms tucked comfortably around you. ๐คญ
Nikolai Gogol
erm ๐จ how about no?
Do u not value life?
Jk but his goofy ass would NEVER let u rest if u even show him a tiny bit on how horny you are ๐๐๐๐
bro's like "ew human desires, they only bind u" lowkey (not as hard as fyodor but yk what i mean)
but hes sadly down bad for his future or maybe already wifey so ๐ how could he ๐ say no ๐
like idk lets say for whatever reason u r also part of their rat gang ๐ and its honestly a big headache to endure his weird and annoying antics every day
But thats what made u fall in love bc u have bad taste ๐๐๐ same tho
is prob gonna tease u about that too like "Oh, Y/N~ So many men out there and yet you still chose me?? Either you're just very desperate or you just don't care at all! But don't worry, I'm more than happy to be the one who's on your mind all day ๐คฉ๐คฉ๐คฉ" he says as he's casually bombing a whole building and kills hundreds of people ๐คฉ
Thats for sure gonna be blowing ur mind for weeks ๐ IM SORRY
throw him into a trash can or smth ๐ jkjk maybe im not ๐๐
anyway back to the scenario ๐
lets say hes as always acting like the ๐คก he is and disrupting everyone's life by being plain annoying
Ok so fyodor threatened to kill him for the 100th time? Check.
Sigma's crying in his office bc he just escaped random pairs of scissors flying at him for the whole day? Check. someone has to cut that atrocious hair away, okur๐๐๐
Getting hit by gf after randomingly stealing kisses from her?
Che-
"But why won't you let me kiss you, Y/N????"
Dodging his attempts for what would seem the 30th time for the day, you hastily continued to make your way to Sigma, a box of self made cookies in your hand.
"You've been harassing everyone for the entire day as always! And don't get me started on what you tried to do to Sigma!"
You could only hear a whine as fast footsteps tried to outrun yours, you wanting nothing but wanting to somehow lift Sigma's spirits up since no one else would make their time to comfort him after the inhuman pranks your boyfriend couldn't refrain from doing
"But he's just so funny, you know! How could anyone resist not teasing him all day?!"
"Teasing doesn't mean endangering his life! Only because YOU don't like his hair!"
"Hmm, but won't you atleast give me one kiss before you go?"
"nope, never. Bye!"
Aah, you really shouldn't have challenged him ๐จ
"Well, then I guess you won't be needing that then!"
"Huh?"
A
"NIKOLAI GOGOL?! GIVE ME THE FUCKING BOX BACK!!" only hearing maniacal cackling quickly distancing itself from you, as he ran away with the box in his hand
Ah, he really was blessed with the perfect ability for him
Too stubborn and annoyed to realise his intentions, you quickly followed him, the urge of wanting to punch him pulling you towards him like a magnet
"A chase is what he wants? Okay, he'll get it." ๐๐
Knowing immediately that he made it too easy for the both of you as he nonchalantly laid on your shared bed, crumbs on his cheeks as he enjoyed your cookies, his mask casually laying next to him.
"You are more than an annoying child, you know that?"
"Yep but I don't care! Also how dare you only make cookies for your friend when you've got such a loving partner like me!"
A groan slipped out of you as you walkes over to him, earning yourself a "HEY?!" as you snatched the box away from him
"If you wanted some, you could have just asked like a normal person. I wouldn't have minded sharing some and Sigma probably not."
"Ugh, like a normal person? You know that's just boring~ buuuut if you really want me to then-"
You felt a pull at your wrist, making your chest hitting his as you landed on top of him, affectively stradling him
Both of your hands at the side of his head as you tried to lift yourself up, yet the arm around your waist stopping you, your faces only mere inches away from each other
A smirk splayed on his face as he wiped the crumbs away from his lips with his gloved thumb
Pressing it softly against your lips, the movement ingrained in your body as you opened them without any protest
a low chuckle at your cute actions as you licked the crumbs of his thumb before releasing it with a soft 'pop'
"Is that normal enough for you, my dove?"
Not letting the heat on your face and body stop you from throwing remarks at him, you merely stated "That wasn't asking, just plain seduction at this point."
Letting his eyes trail over your body and the hands next to him, tightly clutching the sheets only spurred him further on.
"Well, I've got your attention now, right?"
"You're lucky that I love you."
"Isn't it good to know we're both obesessed, dearie?"
A whine left his lips as you tucked at his hair at that statement, grazing your teeth across his neck before harshly biting on it.
"Well, then end what you've started then."
"Gladly."
Getting hit by Y/N after randomingly stealing kisses from them? Hair pulled, make out sessions and more after annoying them? Double Check.
Fyodor Dostojevski
๐ im dead, you're dead, we're all DEAD
ok jk he wouldnt kill u bc even if he wont admit it immediately, he loves u ๐
but why would u feed his annoying god complex like that ๐จ๐จ
but guess what ๐ youve always had bad taste so why not be together with a terrorist ๐คฉ
Ur only dates would be either sitting in his stinky room full of computers as hes been sitting there for days and you're chilling on his lap
or yall actually go outside to ruin someone's life ๐
and honestly, what better way to confirm that humans r horrible af when he sees you get turned on by his horrid acts ๐๐๐
"I just took a life infront of your very eyes and all you say is how hot that is? Well, aren't you ruined to the point of return? But that's what makes you so interesting, I guess."
UGHH IDK HOW YALL CAN LOVE HIM ๐๐๐
i think it would be rly difficult to actually turn him on as well at first
Or catch him off guard tbh bc all you'd get is a condescending smirk of him just teasing you
He'll prob also just call u out about how horny you are but its ok bc he loves having that effect on you ๐คฉ
"Is it seeing someone's eyes lose their light? Killing the gifted because the world would be purer without them? Tying them up and choking the life out of them? Or is it because I am the one doing these acts? Planning it all out, only for you to witness it? How about I'd do it to you, hmm?"I FEEL ITCHY AFTER WRITING THAT ๐
tbh it depends how "horny" u r tbh bc he'd prob make you beg for it first by just telling u off n stuff until you cant take ir anymore
Like if you want him then SHOW him how much you want him ๐คฉ
he prob has not that much of a stamina but he'd make up for it with technique what am i writing rn๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
anyway you'd def be satisfied but he'd prob make you work for it first before tending to ur "needs"
im crying i hate this
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A/N: DAMN already hit 400 followers?? thinking of maybe doing smth for that, idk what tho. Got too many ideas ๐ and lmao sorry for the radio silence ๐ writers block and life, we love it.
Part 2- 10 Jikook Moments That Make Me Say "There is no way Jikook is not real"
Part 2. Because let me tell you all something...from the looks of it, Jikook is real.
And going through my own brain archives and content, we have enough moments to give us Part 3, 4, 5... and we have moments to make a Top10 of basically everything.
And just an fyi, for a moment to persuade me, it can be sexual tension, taking care of each other, physical contact, even awkwardness, etc, but it has to have that added intimacy. You know, the unspoken words between couples. And Jikook is full of that not so secret but always present intimacy.
So let's begin this one...
(In no particular order)
10. Bam <3 Jimin
Ok, let's be honest here... Uncle Jimin? Lol more like Dad(dy) Jimin! But no joke, that dog knows Jimin really well and loves Jimin. Trust me...I grew up having more than 10 dogs at all times so I know a thing or two lol
It's the eye contact and the little ears that give it away.
Bam's behavior shows how comfortable he is with Jimin. He is even licking Jimin's toes in some scenes. Sooo cuteeeee!!!
The poor dog was even confused when he had to decide who to follow, Jk or Jimin. Is that because Jimin is his owner too? ๐ Even the other members asked Jimin questions on Bam.
Like when Jin asks Jimin if Bam will run after him. And Jimin is like say what? Totally caught off guard lol
I'm not going to lie. I love Bam and Jimin and Jungkook and the interactions are beautiful to watch. So if Bam tells us that Jikook is real, then Jikook is real. Dogs don't lie!
Ah but for reals, I love him so much! You know what? He needs his own post! Bam appreciation post coming soon.
9. "I was with Jungkook"
I was with Jungkook. In their defense, they are always together. But this one hit differently, at least to me.
It was Jungkook's birthday and it was them two. Thats when they got the Billboard announcement that they had placed no.1 and they fell asleep caressing their phones and crying. So like they were in the same bed and all. Cool, nothing suspicious yet.
But it was Jk's birthday. And if Jk is dating someone, shouldn't he had been with them celebrating? Shouldn't be had been in someone's else's bed caressing the phone because Jk's group got no.1 on billboard (cough, Jimin's live when he got no.1 on billboard cough)? If Jimin was dating someone else shouldn't he had been with that person instead?
Also, Jk's smile when Jimin was finally able to tell everyone he was with Jk was huge. And Jimin had tried a few days before in that other live but the story got all jumbled and Jungkook was not so happy about it.
So Jimin confessed. He was with Jungkook. And all was well once again in the Park-Jeon household.
8. If eyes were in the shape of ๐...
This moment is so freakin real to me. First of all, I love Jikook during Dynamite era and this live was fun.
It's really like Jikook was in their honeymoon phase again...how many honeymoon phases do these guys have? Lol
And then we get this tiny 1 second moment of Jk blinking with heart eyes at Jimin. Just because Jimin said something slightly amusing. Omg.
Cancel everything because this is love๐!!!!
And there is also that suspicious Jimin moment. You know those annoying comments we hate "Finger hearts if Jikook is real..."
Well, Jimin at around 11:20ish, reads a comment that says "Stay healthy" then looks around nervously and does this...
Then takes a quick glance around again. Just to make sure. They didn't see. But we did.
Go watch it!
7. Remember our first kiss? Would you like to fall in love?
Ahhhhhhh. Does this even need explanation? They look happy. And Jimin's little smug face in the first clip is everything. It is cute!
This is romantic. It is intimate. And somehow its captured on camera.
6. Jk lifting Jimin
No, this lift is not like the others. Its not just goofing around and being silly.
First of all because k-army says that Jk says "Let me lift you once." (Does anyone have a source for this?? I couldn't find it anymore ๐)
And then Jk looks at the mirrors behind them to see how they look when he is lifting Jimin. That's insanely hot. I don't think I'm imagining this... I mean...
Please answer the following question:
Do bros want to see what they look like in a suggestive position? No!
Then why did Jungkook have to look?
5. Jk ๐ค Jimin
Jk does this in front of a loooooot of people. And you can see his gorgeous eyes expecting a reaction from Jimin. It isn't until Jimin smiles that he smiles too. It's romantic and very him. A grand gesture that leaves Jimin speechless.
I don't know about you all but normal friends don't go around declaring their love just for the fun of it. ROMANTIC love, everyone. You don't stand there thinking how to surprise your non-boyfriend with a romantic gesture. But you do do that for a real boyfriend/girlfriend. In front of hundreds of people...sometimes thousands, and sometimes millions.
4. On Screen Thirsting
Blink and you miss it. Not only in this live but in plenty other material. They want each other and get lost in their own world letting the other know they want them.
What else is there to explain?
3. Their body language...speaks to them lol ah and us.
Welp. This one is a huge one for me. These are things that your body does automatically like breathing and your heart beating. Your subconscious tells your body what is the safest, most comfortable and loving space and your body tunes into that. And yes, all the members are close and all have a high degree of skinship but with Jikook there is that extra bit. They don't call Jk satellite Jeon for nothing.
The crazy thing is that this has been happening since they were fetus Jikook! And here we are 10 years later and Jk is still satellite-ing around in Run episodes.
2. Jk spilling the tea on how he is the best boyfriend.
Ahhhhhhhhhhh. This.
It was just sooo sweet. Insanely sweet.
As you all know, Jk tends to live in his own world and marches to the beat of his drum. He doesn't often post things for others or congratulate his members on social media (except for one...). So on this day, which should have its own post because virtual White Day date while Jimin is overseas...I mean....
Anyway, so on this day, Jk comes back for a little p.s. to his 3 part live and he tells us to look forward to 12 o' clock (a few minutes later) because something amazing is coming. He never does that for anyone else. He never posts spoilers for anyone else. So it was just sweet and very boyfriend of him.
And people can hate and say that Jikook is not even close...but then why would Jk do that? And why would he give us spoilers if Jk is not the type to care about that?
I'll tell you why...because he loves his Jimin and he was feeling proud and supportive.
And the Letter spoiler....ahhhhhhhh. You all see his little smile during it?
๐ฏLet's manifest a Letter live performance๐ฏ
I wish they could talk about Letter. Well, no. I wish they could sing Letter...
Donโt worry
By your side just stay yeah
Because we donโt know what days await us,
Though itโs scary, though weโre afraid
Never forget that weโre always together
This sounds an awful lot like ms stuff to me ๐
1. Boys With Luv
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Oh god.
When this concert aired, it was like 4 am my time. And I had only 1 eye open because I really wanted to sleep. Then Boy With Luv started and my eyes were like not today, fam. Because wild things happen with Jikook during this song so my brain knew better. So my eyes opened up real fast.
And then Jk is stared looking suspicious. Side eyeing Jimin.
Jk sings the last line and you think we made it without any Jikookery. FALSE!
Jk looks around and you can tell he is thinking something...Jimin gets closer and Jk does this thing were it looks like he is expecting something? I dont know.
A kiss?
A declaration of love?
A marriage proposal?!!?
This is what it looks like to me, ok??? Let me be.
And Jimin looks at him and they just are. And for a second it seems like something will happen. Because Jk is unpredictable. And the moment passes. And Jimin looks nervous as hell.
I screamed during this. And my partner was like what happened?!? And I was like NOTHING, HAPPENED! Lol and nothing happened so why is this moment so engraved in my brain?
I guess its because of the unspoken words during it. The thoughts that were thunk! The secret info exchanged while they were looking at each other.
The intimacy, everyone. Even though they were surrounded by the members and millions of eyes were watching.
whaddya want from me i have to talk about it rn. aaaaaaaaaaaaa๐ซถ๐ซถ๐ซถ๐ซถ boundaries. trust. FINGERGUNS. they. them. my pronouns are they because i'll never be them. callum is done wasting time being mad and is now devoting all of his time remembering and/or discovering HOW MUCH HE LOVES THIS GIRL UGH ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ he is the sweetest fucking thing rn oml he can see now that she will always be there for him and he wants her to know and im normal. aside from the core developments of their relationship omfg we were SERVED. the banter, the softness, the absolute bestie(+) behavior. let's review:
(e1) "practical? like what ; :)" that is the flirtiest fuckin face ive ever seen
"yes. you. uh.. rayla."
"i was lookin for you! uh.. callum." HIS FACEEEE HIS WIDDLE SMILE
"i can see that. let her go." ZERO hesitation. also mad foreshadowing
"she broke into the high mage's office." "no that's crazy. she can go in there any time she wants." UGH i expected a "no that's crazy she would never do that" but he's straight up like 'whats mine is urs bbg" ๐ญโ
"the elf stole it." oh.. ok his face doesn't look too happy there i wonder if "shes not 'the elf.' she's rayla." OH FUCK ME THEN
"and she was hiding a weapon" "so what? she always is?" IM SCREAMING I LOVE THEM SM
it doesn't even seem that for a second he was perturbed about rayla having the murder weapon, more so that he was looking straight at the murder weapon. she's always been in the clear ๐ซก
"if she didn't tell me... she has a good reason." THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE. THIS-- iiis getting its own post.
"it means i trust her. unconditionally." brb dying happy
his face when she unchained herself god he loves his non-law-abiding girlfriend
"you don't have to explain or justify anything to me. you can tell me when you're ready :)" what can i even say at this point
(e2) "well i'm glad you liked it :)" kill me now
"and now... here we are," there it is he still sees them as one unit, defying all odds and persevering all circumstances oh me oh my
stargazing obvi
(e3) RAYLA IN CALLUM'S DOODLE. HE DIDN'T HAVE TO ADD HER IN THERE YET THERE SHE IS LOOKING ADORABLE
"she can't stop us." "nobody can >:)" "so we're going to lux aurea right? ; :)" "too right we are >:)>:)>:)>:)"
their chaos <3
(e4) rayllum montage my beloved THAT MUSIC
if you guys have been weird please show me normal
"rayla, we've been through a lot, and a lot has changed, ah- um, well, some things have changed, but not.. everything. uh... i would do anything for you."
i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i would do anything for you i wo
this is not fucking real what the fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
they are The standard
i've seen a lot of ships in my day way too many perhaps but no one compares
he's so patient and respectful w her ๐ญ the way he just gently holds out his hands
she fully emphasized that freeing them wasn't her priority and yet just ZERO hesitation callum saw his girl in distress and dropped everything no second thought required
THE HAND HOLDDDD THAT WAS SO SOFT
HE WAS SO FRICKEN EXCITED TO HELP HER
about to die and only one priority mhm
THUMB RUB THUMB RUB THUMB RUB THUMB RUB THUMB RUB THUMB RUB THUMB RUB
"i waited too long" i am so absolutely insane feral indignant
"i hope you know-" "i know."
bury me
(e5) fist bump. thats it im done im gone oh m !!!!! FIST !!! BUMP !!!!! YOU ABSOLUTE DORKS YOU <3<3<3<3<3
i am weak and the water scene is literally my favorite
he IMMEDIATELY knows shes uncomfy
AND he waits for her
"i don't think i'm comfortable pushing- hey!" "see? i pushed you first! pushing is easy!"
12:06 ish that glance downward tho ๐
the hand snatch of the century. her face. his face. that squeeze. "together." that ttm parallel.
HE HELD HER HAND THE ENTIRE TIME ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐
"-the entire world would be in danger-" IM SORRY BUT HE LOOKED STRAIGHT. AT HER. THAT LOOK KILL ME
"an amulet. or, uh, is it a talisman? what's the difference?" HER SWEET LIL GIGGLE (might just be the last sweet moment i have to report on)
beginning o e7 they're standing together on deck what happened all last night i need to know
her catching him when he collapsed :') and holding him up the rest of the time
"LET HIM GO!"
so e8 ๐
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female rage has nothing on callum.
5 seasons. so many characters. so many losses. we have never seen this much emotion from anyone. i can hardly joke right now but he really embodied "don't you just wanna go apeshit?" i consume so much fucking media and this is new even for me. callum has never even had a temper. through all of this--getting kidnapped, abused, mentally and physically, seeing what his friends are going through--he hasn't broke. and then, seeing his biggest fear, the thing he's been plagued with for years, the thing we've seen him throw away his life to prevent, comes true, and he loses it. the scream, grunt & inhale, the speed, the aggression, the fucking expression. it's not hard to see how what happened next happened, i'm surprised he didn't do worse.
โall that talk about how love makes you stronger, but the second you see that elf girl in pain, you completely lost yourself.โ mitski miyawaki kindly carry me out
every threat or demand finnegrin has made and callum has done nothing but scour. he has been as strong as anyone can be. and all of a sudden here he is crying out for mercy, pleading, bargaining, the lowest we've ever seen him. it hurts, but finnegrin was right.
"just... just let her go."
"NO! NO"
his defeat. we know this is because of... literally everything he has ever stood for being demolished. but his personal moral catastrophe aside, don't you find it interesting how he did all of that to keep rayla safe, and yet he never once went to her? i made another post abt this but i'm saying it again: rayla told him not to. and she believed in him. she's safe, but i don't think he thought he really saved her. he doesn't think he deserves anything she's giving him. he refuses to indulge in her, he refuses to confide in her, he refuses to seek her out. but he just saved her life. but that's not enough. not enough to resolve this within himself, and apparently not enough for the girl who's life he has saved twice now, who has stuck by him for years, who has dedicated everything to him, to be able to be okay with it. and he just kind of... accepts it. he doesn't beg for forgiveness, that being said he doesn't tell her either. this may seem like he's protecting himself, that he really just doesn't want to lose her, that he doesn't want to face this at all, but maybe it's him not wanting to disappoint her. yknow i really hate to be one of those people who ignores how basically all of callum's character surrounds his own internal conflict in favor of rayllum fan service, but fuck it's hard no to sometimes. he wants to be her hero, but he isn't; not to himself, anyway. this would always be the case. and yet... he did it all anyway. if that isn't unconditional, i'm jumping off a bridge.
no matter who he's protecting he is still being so strong for her
"yeah. yeah, i'm okay. i am." no, that obviously wasn't the truth. but for a "horrible liar," he sure appeared at least a little bit better. at the end of the day, the end of the battle, rayla's okay. and that always seems to help.
face touch ๐ฉท
that hug man. her deep sigh. his shame melting into unavoidable comfort. him letting go despite all his better judgement. also it was cute. homicidal. but cute.
THE OTHER WATER SCENE IM STARTING TO THINK I HAVE A TYPE
the "eyes on me" thing AUUUHGHHGHGHGHGH
"i-i'm getting out" ๐ZERO๐HES๐ITATION๐ AND THE THING THAT MADE HIM BREAK WAS THE FEAR/SADNESS IN HER VOICE. LIKE AT FIRST HE WAS JUS LIKE "U GOOD?" BUT THEN HE SAW HOW UPSET SHE WAS AND WAS ALL "FUCK THE FATE OF THE WORLD IM GIVING YOU A HUG"
the squad reunion post-claudia when rayla gives callum's arm an extra little squeeze ๐ญ
the ending handhold ๐ซถ thereee'ssss my little married couple
welp i would say it's been fun but it's been more so absolutely excruciating so. it has been.
I hope your day is lovely and you're feeling well (don't want my favorite writer to get sick or anything ๐)
I was wondering if you'd like to do a little something about Daddy Gaunt (not daddy-daddy... The real one ๐) or maybe Mrs. Gaunt's reaction about Marvolo and MC.
You just give so much personality to these characters that I'm a sucker for more interactions between them!
Thanks !!! Sending you lots of love !! โจ๐
Hiiii ๐ I've been up for around 2 hours but so far my days been OK ๐ hope yours is too~
Thank you so much, I'm glad people want more Guant stuff ๐๐ป๐๐ป because I LOVE writing it. Lots of love to you too ๐๐
(I will, of course, state that their father would absolutely not tolerate his sons, being with a half breed (which my MC is) he only tolerates MC being in their home because he and his wife had an argument about it, and she told him that MC was a nice girl, who helps out Ominis alot, but he doesn't particularly like her, as I said, he just tolerates her)
House of Gaunt๐
An awkward conversation.
Aleister: *walks into the living room as Marvolo is reading with Rerek wrapped around him again* Evening..
Marvolo: *nods his head* Father.
Aleister: I say, Marvolo..Could you satisfy my curiosity?
Marvolo: *raises a brow and puts down his book* I can try?
Aliester: *sits on his chair in front of the fire* That...Thing..Thats always here.
Marvolo: .....Thing? Father?
Aliester: The half breed..That hangs around with your brother.
Marvolo: *the conversation peaking his interest, but also making him feel slightly anxious* ...What about her?
Aliester: *narrows his eyes* You two seem to talk..Alot as it goes.. I've seen you.
Marvolo: *tries to think of a lie* Mainly nonsense..Mother told me not be rude to her while she's in our home..I respect mothers wishes.
Aleister: Hmm..*Leans forward slightly* You wouldn't embarrass the family, would you, Marvolo? You'd never..Copulate..With such a woman? Or couple up with one?.....It's bad enough that your brother is friends with her
Marvolo: *feels uncomfortable but doesn't show it* Never..
Aliester: *leans back* Good...You're better than that, Marvolo...You were BORN to be better than that..
Marvolo: *small subtle frown* Anyway..Must go, Father.. *stands and leaves the room heading upstairs*
Rerek: OoooOooOh you lied to your Daddy *hissy laugh*
Marvolo: *parseltongue* Quiet Rerek..Its not like that..And you know it..
Rerek: *teasing tone* the coupling up perhaps not..But the copulation I KNOOOOOOW happens *hissy laugh*
hello ๐ no rush but id like to make a humble request when you have time! can i request a sfw scenario or headcanons of tighnari or albedo taking care of an overworked partner with a stressful job? im a nurse and just came home crying from a horrible shift and all i could think of on my drive home was being comforted by them. if you dont want to do the request thats ok too, no worries. make sure to take care of yourself as well and thank you for writing for everyone!
-๐ชท anon
a/n: Nurses truly don't get enough appreciation. They work hard, especially in the ER, harder than doctors if you ask me. I hope you like this and that it makes you feel better. As someone who was a caretaker for my mom, nurses taught me a lot of things that I will always remember. I wrote both Tighnari and Albedo for you.
Headcanons for Albedo and Tighnari comforting the reader after a stressful at work. SFW. Comfort. Fluff.
Albedo would listen intently when you vented about your day to him. Everyone had been so rude to you today at your job. You were sick of it by the time your shift ended.
He told you it would be okay. That you didn't deserve to be treated that way. You worked so hard, and he hated that your efforts hadn't been met with the kindness and thanks you deserved today.
He would paint you anything you wanted. A quiet snowy scene in Dragonspine, or a hilichurl dancing like a goofball around some rocks. Anything to make your eyes light up.
A smile was what he preferred to see instead of a frown.
He would prepare a warm bath for you, mixing different oils in the water, lavender in particular. They would help you relax.
Albedo also suggested that you take the day off tomorrow, and focus on doing things you enjoyed.
Tighnari would rest your head in his lap, stroking your hair as you told him about the awful day you'd had at work.
He would let you rub his ears or pet his tail. If that was what room to make you giggle and smile then he was more than happy to let you.
He would read to you. You didn't care if it was an Akademiya essay, or a book about different therapeutic herbs. In fact, he preferred it that way. If you could learn something new in the process that would help you later in life, he was more than happy to read to you all night long.
You would eventually drift off to sleep. It's not that what he read to you was boring. His voice was just so soothing.
He would tuck you into bed as best he could so as not to wake you. You needed and deserved the rest.
He would have Collei make breakfast for you the next day.
Tighnari would leave a note for you to wake up to, asking you to take a walk with him when he finished his Forest Ranger duties.