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kyokyo866 · 2 years

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Will you ever publish the story in Hetacaptivity? It was super intriguing and I loved the game so much!

I'm surprised that anyone's actually into it! Pleasantly! I'm more than happy to talk about it!

It's funny, this is actually a pic for a plot point in it

Originally the game was called 532, or 5.32, but thats not very catchy so we went with HetaCaptivity, and by we, i mostly mean me. I'm sure one day I'll make a video about it but for now I hope you can enjoy this text post

So as you know in the story, Germany is trapped in this pleasent facility and drugged to keep sleeping. The calender keeps marking down to something but its a mystery to what, and depending on the stuff he does, his fingers start to go missing. Thats as far as we get to establish in the demo.

From there we try to still explore more, it turns out that zombie thing was one hell of a hallucinations by a blow dart of drugs to keep you from escaping, and your finger was surgically removed, as a warning. I mean your a nation, it'll grow back. You need to be even more sneaky to find the mysterys of this place, finding more notes.

After a while, you start to find Italy around the facility, but the moment you leave and come back or turn your back hes gone, making it seem like he's just a mass hallucination as well (hence the picture) or that hes another subject trapped here.

Also you begin to find out, this isnt your first time here, you've been here several times. Each note you find with hints left behind has been a previous time that you've spent in this place, written strangely because he barely had any fingers to hold a pen with in. The thing you find out youre counting down to is 'harvesting day', which... you guessed it! harvests your innards, and then when you recover enough from it you have your memory wiped and turned loose back on the world until next year

You want and need to stop this cycle, and through again, the puzzles and drug trips, you find the main office and whose there but Italy, because... dundundun this was all his idea

this is where it gets a little shaky with character motivations but follow me here. Italys inital goal was about cooking with the flesh and innards, because it provides a taste that very little else can replicate that his gourmet senses can notice. Back in the way way day, he'd use human death sentance prisoners to get his fix but Germany found out and intervened, saying thats super wrong to use humans like that. Italy seemed at his wits end about his addiction issue, and Germany offered himself since he can grow back. Italy kept to the promise, but he wasnt able to act on the promise until a decade later, by then Germany had forgotten about it and he just thought Italy kicked the habit. hahhaha he didnt. Italy assumes Germany knows about the arrangement so he doesnt bother to bring it up, until... you know, this point where Germany confronts him about it. Italy and Germany have a 'yearly camping trip' where they go off the grid for a few weeks and everyone knows it, thats when this takes place.

There's three endings depending on your path of rebellion or going along with it. Ending one, nothing changes and you go through the cycle with a wiped memory again. Ending two, Germany is set free, but now Japan is the one going on the 'yearly camping trip'. Ending three, the hardest of the endings, is to finally convince Italy how fucking insane this is and he has a problem, and get him to a rehabilitation facility, the game ends with them going on an actual camping trip when Italys released.

So with these theming you may have realized why the original title was 532, or 5.32... it was meant as a reverse situation of episode 23.5. Dig and I thought of a horror game, cuz I wanted to make one, and someone who was not usually in a antagonist limelight was Italy. With those two it was REALLY hard to think of a plot, then I was like "... well germany ate him once, how do we get italy to eat germany" and this was born!

Well, thats about all of it. If you have any questions or comments please hit me up! It was fun to talk about this wacky thing again!

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adowbaldwin · 3 years

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Baldwins Secret - Part 15?

It was easy to pick up the sound of Baldwins blood boiling, even as a witch without vampire senses "Baldwin" she knocked on the door and cracked it open "can i come in"

"Only if you are here to tell me you are leaving" he hissed

She came in, glass of red in one hand and a handkerchief in the other swaying in surrender "I come in peace with offerings"

She toddled over, passing him the glass as she used his shoulder for support sinking down onto the ottoman "Are you really going to force me out in this state? Matthew had to carry me up the stairs"

"He cant come here" he gritted out "im just about coping with the idea of any of you here, let alone him"

"I dont know what happened, because you wont talk to me, but do you honestly believe Matthew or I would leave my children with Jack if we didnt have full faith im him?"

"Your children arent beautiful unmated vampires" he snapped back

"So you just roam the streets harrasing everyone you meet? What, before i came along Matthew was some uncontrollable nut job?" She was becomming rather impatient "what happened to the man who was trying to marry off his daughers to every wealthy little boy in Rome?"

His jaw tightened "that man you met Diana died along with Antonia"

"Jack is our son, so if he isnt welcome here then neither am I" she seethed "Nor is Rebecca, seen as she has bitten you more then Jack has. Maybe you babysitting her once a month is not a good idea"

His head shot up in shock "What?" The moment of hurt flickering across his face was enough for Diana to dig the knife in

"No, no. I cant expect you to babysit her with such an awful violent streak. Perhaps Chris and Miriam will be good replacements"

The glass shatered in his hands "Chris?" The vein was popping on his neck "MIRIAM?" he barked

"Jack is my son Baldwin, he is no more of a risk to your daughters then a fucking splinter so get over whatever it is making you hate him" she used her mum voice, stern and even. Suprisingly it worked.

"How much do you know of Anthonys time in Egypt?" He spoke softly, eyes glazed

"With Cleopatra? Probably the same as everyone, tragic love story, they both comitted suicide when they were bested by Octa-" the look of his face had her stopping mid sentance "the other guy"

"I followed Anthony to Egypt. There was no questioning that choice, it was easy. He was my oldest friend, my brother in marriage" he cleared his throat "Philippe warned me, begged that I stay in Rome and i just laughed it off. Because who ever invisioned that Octavian would best Anthony? No one. Absolutely no one. Then things started to go wrong. They died and I was branded a traitor" the little drops of blood fell from his eyes and he did not even bother to cover it "Octavian said it was a mercy his soldiers had left me my daughters for the crime i had committed" he swiped his hands over his cheeks to rid himself of those bastard tears "i cannot describe to you, going back to my home seeing my wife and sons slaughtered. She was pregnant too, a few months" he looked away, eyes squeezed shut "Cyrus, Evander and Garrick. Evander was perfect you know, such a good boy. Garrick was a fucking little terror but what i wouldnt give to hold him one last time" Diana was lightly crying, Matthew who was not so secretly eavesdropping felt sorry for him for the first time in 1500 years. The pain of losing a child was unbearable, but three? "I never disobeyed Philippe again after. He sent me to Britain then" he looked to Diana, begging face ridden with hurt "I cannot put them at risk. I cant"

She sniffled "Im sorry" it was all she could say, becuase what else was there to say? She could neither bring them back or relate to his pain "It wasnt your fault you know"

"It was, my arrogance caused me my family. If i could go back i would drag Anthony home by his ear and make him beg for forgiveness. Make him leave that poisonous wretch" he knew in the depths of his soul nothing would have made Anthony leave "Philippe forbid me to avenge their deaths. Thats what hurts the most now, knowing i could have but did not do a thing had i of just ignored Philippe one last time"

"You need to read Antonia's letter" she took his hand in hers, a firm reassuring squeeze "when she handed it to me, she said you would need to hear her voice. I think you need it, as closure"

"I will read it when you and Matthew fuck off down stairs" he turned his head to the door "Repeat any of my history to anyone brother and you will be visiting my wife and sons"

Diana rolled her eyes "always nice to see you two getting on so well"

#baldwins secret #adow #a discovery of witches #baldwin montclair #diana bishop #fic

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sodapopbuoy · 3 years

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ൠ for kamal and habit :-)

ൠ - random headcanon

Kamal - really loves those cheap bouncy balls that you can buy in machines at like. shopping malls and stuff! he likes bouncing them off stairs

Habit - I headcannon that Habit's russian is a little broken, because he mostly speaks english now. He still understands it! but his grammar is a bit off and he sometimes says sentances that make sense in english but not in russian

Hab and Kam!! - they like sending eachother purpusefully bad emails. Kamal will just write the most Formal email he can, but instead of writing about actual things he just writes

"Dear Boris Habit,

I'd like to inform you that, babbadoo scoobydoo.

Your truly,

Kamal"

and Habit sends an email back thats just a blurry picture of either himself, Putunia, or whoever he's hanging out with

#ask game #anon

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choobuki · 3 years

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Terrible writing of a concept thats stuck in my head time? Terrible writing of a concept thats stuck in my head time.

“Congratulations! You’ve been invited to the circus!” Is a sentance everyone in *town/city name* fears. It may seem harmless if you haven’t read the legends.

You havent heard of it? I guess I’ll tell you.

...

“If you hear four knocks at the door during the afternoon, DONT answer it. If you have, pray to god that she doesn’t say the sentance.”

...

To you, the connection between the legend and the feared sentance won’t make sense, but.. um, it’s hard to explain, I—wait, what time is it again? 2:30? Ah crap, im almost late! I’ll tell you about the legend later, bye!

....

[You hear four knocks at the door.]

[You answer.]

“Congratulations! You’ve been invited to the circus!”

#THIS SUCKS WTF #KWAJHSHSBSBSBSHSH

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darthyentruoc · 4 years

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Run Away With Me

Mary-beth Gaskill x Reader

I suck at using punctuation so please forgive me if parts make no sense.

Also use whatever name and pronoun that makes you comfortable.

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It was one of many sleepless nights at beaver hollow, the way your mind raced about everything made it so hard to rest, you knew it was getting to mary-beth also, you tried to soothe her worry but she wasnt stupid she could see how the gang was falling apart and how close we all were to being abushed by bounty hunters because of dutchs stupid plans.

Your eyes gazed around the camp everyone divided even whilst asleep one group on one side another on the next it made you sad to see it like this so torn and depressing you felt mary-beth stirring on your chest 'you awake?' You whispered expecting no response 'yea, i cant sleep, my nerves are shot' she answered rising into a sitting position you did the same 'you dont have to worry ok....ill keep you safe but i need to make sure we help as many as we can' you explained making extra care to keep your voice low 'run' she said gently grabbing your hands 'run away with me and dont look back' she was absolutely serious 'you know i cant, i want nothing more than for us to be done with all of this but.... it .....it aint that simple and you know that as well, if i leave...if we leave and a couple of weeks down the line we read about a massacre where women and a child were killed by bounty hunters we could never live with ourselves' you explained before lifting her dainty hands to your lips and pressing a kiss to them. 'I know, i guess i was just dreamin. Thats all, youre right weve gotta get everyone out','ive got a plan to do it but i need your help, tomorrow find out which ones want to stay and who wants to go. Ill make sure me and arthur, john, charles or sadie is on watch tomorrow night, ill set up a wagon not far from here where you can get away' she nodded as you both lay back down and tried to fall asleep.

The next morning you left camp early in search of a wagon to hide, after finding it relatively early you attatched your horse and rode back to camp but through the back entrance and left it along the river.

You entered camp nervously making sure it was safe 'nice day out?' Bill questioned you rolled your eyes at him ignoring him completely and carrying on into camp. Mary-beth was on you like a hawk 'i spoke to everyone i could so Pearson, Uncle, Me, Karen, Abigail, Jack and John' you eyed her suspiciously 'what about Tilly and Susan?' She shook her head at your words at that you quickly locked eyes with tilly who was stood drinking a cup of coffee by the stew pot and walked over to her 'dont even ask me, i know what youre here for, i aint no traitor','tilly just listen, this here is done... there aint nothing to betray dutch he .... well hes lost himself and we are all gonna pay the price, please just do as i ask. Go with mary-beth and pearson ok i couldnt get over it if you died because of your unwavering loyalty' she seemed to roll your words around for a minute before deciding 'alright ill go, i guess for what its worth youre right' she finished, rushing off to pack her things up.

Next you went after Mrs Grimshaw probably the most loyal of the whole gang but you had to try to at least save her, you and mary-beth spotted her by her tent reading before approaching her quietly. She looked up at you both eyeing you suspiciously 'susan?' You said as you knelt down toward her, 'what can i do for you Mr/Miss Morgan?','i need you to leave' you started your sentance causing her to giggle 'leave... whatever for?' She asked closing her book and placing it down next to her. 'This is over susan you know it as well as me, that if the pinkertons come through again they will massacre us all! Now dutch he is deluded and we are all going to pay the price',' i cant leave Y/N ive been apart of this gang for so long i dont know anything else, i always figured id die for it' she explained a nostalgic smile painting her face 'i know, we all did but it aint worth it. The girls they need you, i need you, to die this way would be a waste you still have a chance.....please do it for me' you pleaded 'ill think about it Mr/Miss Morgan',' thats all i ask' you finished before standing and walking away.

'Did you find out who's on guard?','Charles swapped with Javier and Bill so you and Charles are on guard tonight' she smiled knowing that everything was coming together and so did you knowing that the people who you respected most were getting a second chance at life.

That night you went on guard as normal, waiting for it to get dark and for everyone to go to sleep seemed to take forever. As soon as both were apparent you signalled to everyone to move down the hill, you, Sadie, Arthur and Charles led them to the wagon and tethered up the horses. You began to feel a lump in your throat forming as you all hugged everyone for maybe the last time 'thank you, youre saving my family' abigail sobbed as john held onto her and his son giving you a respectful nod. Looking around it seems like everyone but susan was on the wagon, your heart sank as you didnt want her to die for something that didnt matter anymore but as you were about to go back for her she patted you on the shoulder 'room for one more Mr/Miss Morgan?' You smiled as you guided her by the hand up onto the wagon.

You finally turned to mary-beth her eyes were wet with tears 'please come with me' she sobbed cupping your face gently, 'i cant right now theres some things i need to do. Ive told pearson to set up a camp near lake owanjila so ill be there ok, i promise' you finished as you planted a gentle yet beautiful kiss onto her lips for maybe the last time, you took in everything; the way her perfume smelled, the heat of her skin, the softness of her lips all the little things you tried to memorize.

You wiped the stray tears off of her cheeks and guided her up onto the wagon next to Tilly 'you look after her, do you hear?' You said 'of course we will you look after yourself, all of you' Tilly smiled as she wrapped her arm around your love, mary-beths eyes were locked onto yours as the wagon began to depart.

You Sadie, Arthur and Charles waved until the wagon was out of sight 'what are we going to tell dutch?','i dont know do you think he'll believe we fell asleep' you all laughed at your responce patting you on the back and heading back up to beaver hollow, you did nothing. Standing in the road your heart breaking, with nothing but hope that you would reunite with them again, Your family. Your love.

#mary beth gaskill #mary-beth gaskill imagine #rdr2 #mary beth gaskill x reader #mary beth #mary-beth gaskill x reader #rdr2 imagine #rdr2 fandom #red dead redemption 2

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andyelson · 4 years

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addiction is such a hot topic its being blown up main stream more than ever it’s a hot topic, and also it’s a sensitive one god for bid you make a remark, and say you won’t support a recovery addict person or that you cut that person out of your life because of his or her choices but it’s everywhere it’s widely spread theres no looking the other way etc.

I personally don’t support those who overcome and overcame and have stories to tell and that they’ve beat it etc. great good for you but i know people who have claimed to beat it and then, there right back at it clearly you havent beat it then have you? No so don’t come at me with your sob story of all that. *EDIT* did we as non users make you go grab that bottle, grab that needle, did we make you get behind that wheel? did we as non users say to you, hey man go get high? i don’t believe so. so it’s jeff’s choice, it’s person A’s choice it’s my cousin’s choice to go get herion, to go drink, to go abuse, to do their choice of drug or alcoholic beverage remember that it’s their choice!

I love jeff hardy I think hes a great performer I think hes one of the most high risk take flying high into the sky for us as fans but theres deeper shit into his world that i don’t agree with and i won’t stand behind him on I have a cousin who does the same bullshit that he does and this person is my family and i don’t and i won’t support him if he stays clean 1yr maybe but its a low chance of that ever happening. My family member just got out of jail yesterday for a 2 month sentance and i can already sense negative things happening to him. it’s just that way. I hope for jeff that all that negativity of drugs and useage if you will is behind him but once a junkie always a junkie. And like Sheamus says, “If your a user your a loser” he isn’t lying I give mad props for the writers to allow it and also give mad props for jeff to go along with it, even if he even did? who’s to say he knew thats what was written WE DONT KNOW. Enjoy smackdown hopefully bruce prichard does a great show

#wwe #friday night smackdown #jeff hardy #lindsey live blogs #so personal #personal

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goddamnmuses-a · 4 years

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Dan Watches: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

Alright so I did this for Episode I which you can find here and then Episode II which you can find here and then Episode III which you can find here. So here’s my weird live reaction/note taking/whatever this is.. to Episode lV.

I remember this being my favourite of the original trilogy because it sets everything up and basically kick started everything but lets see if that changes when i’ve finally got through all of these.

Also I’m just watching whatever version i can find online because I can’t be bothered to go and find my dvd of it so yeah.. whether we get weird updated version or original effects or whatever, who knows.

All the old effects like how C3p0 looks and r2d2 are impressive.

There wasn’t really anything in the opening crawl i felt like commenting on, no big THEY DID THAT IN THE OPENING? but i guess it’s the first one that came out so that makes sense.

WTF did the stormtroopers use to get that door open, that was so explosive wtf.

Also the blasters are like set to 10000 and smoke is everywhere.

How did nobody shoot the dorids?

Yooo little Ani nice suit my dude.

Hold on, she sent a msg with r2 to go to Obiwan which for 1 howd she know he’s alive? I’m gonna presume her dad said or something and 2.. ..why not just.. go yourself?

So when they’re set to stun a Stormtrooper can shoot someone no problem

Also we dont get enough stun weird circle blaster shots

Ohhhh she didnt go because the scan for lifeforms thing alright ill allow it

but my dude.. even so.. maybe just shoot it just in case? like.. droids exist and people know about them?

DARTH VADERS LITTLE HANDS ON HIPS! Omfg he’s like “God damn, this bitch again.”

This Vader is a sassy boy.

I love this guy who works with Vader and doesnt mind chatting back to him.

Loving the droids in the desert.

R2 does not look like it would work in a desert.

C3 like “He tricked me into going this way” stop being a lil bich.

WOOTINI!

The crawler thingy is badass.

I thought that was a magnet it was just a big sucky pipe.

GONK

Oh yep theres the new effects.

Droids sleep? I guess power saver mode.

Wtf is that dome droid

Luke! Luuuuuke! Iconic 2 words there. Well reused for that episode of Rebels where Obiwan watches from a distance.

Bocce.. what a classic language.

OMG OWEN JUST LET HIM GO INTO TOSHE STATION TO PICK UP SOME POWER CONVERTERS JEEEEZ

How is that “wasting time with friends” and not chores, going into town to get something sounds like a chore to me.

Why did they get an atromech anyway? Like.. what’d they need the other droid for?

C3 is a real bro lbh, if it wasn’t for him, R2 would be with the jawa still.

Oooh oil bath. sexy.

I wonder if people ship R2 and C3 because tbh it makes sense to me.

Luke got an erection at the mention of the rebellion.

Now it’s getting harder at that random blurry image of his sister.

R2 is a cheeky lil shit.

This is just some good home life shit.

Dat soundtrack.

You know what.. it’s a really nice home.

Is it just me or is Owen dressed kinda Jedi-y.

So is “Sand People” like the racist way to say “Tusken Raider”?

Obiwan, thats a ridiculous fucking noise.

“Hello There” iconic.

You know what the Prequels do add a lot to this.

A young Jedi named Darth Vader.. im sorry.. thats just not a name.

For someone who wants to get off the planet, Lukes like “Naa but i gotta get home”

Obiwan also just being like “You know what, fuck it here.. lets go.”

You know what as much of a bitch as that guy who gets force choked is, he’s a good actor.

Also Tarkin yay.

NOOOOO OWEN AND BERU! YOU BASTARDS!

I feel like he should have dropped to his knees or something there.

That is a scary droid.

Cool door close.

Thats a weird ass CG droid with a hole in.

None of the other storm troopers gonna wonder why Dave’s being weird?

Wahey! Figrin Dan and the Model Nodes! Love that Jizz music.

Who just ugs on the back of a bartenders shirt? Wtf Luke

Yo he didnt even pay for his drink, free drinks?

Who gets the death sentance in 12 systems and goes around bragging?

The first arm cut off and theres all sortsw of blood which there shouldnt be because lightsabers cauterize the wound, tut tut.

Gooood scene with Han and Obi, honestly i keep forgetting to comment because im just watching xD

Wahey! Greedo

If we’re doing a han shot first thing.. Greedo shot first in this version and missed and then Han shot him but tbh i prefer the Han shot first.. makes him more interesting.

Jabba looks smaller.

Casual Boba Fett appearance.

Yooo Poncho. My boy Cal approves.

Fuck those weird long nose aliens.

The Falcon looks so good.

Get those poor guys by the Death Star laser a damn rail.

We just cool with igniting the lightsaber in front of Han and Chewie? Chewie at least knows wtf it is.

Chewie is a badass.

Let the Wookie win.

WTF that isnt the lightspeed effect.. it’s like a weird blanket tunnel

The fact they get onto the Death Star with no issue is kind of ridiculous.

The motion of Darth Vader is kinda just.. not fitting right.

Han just pat Chewie like hes a dog. Rude.

Han just gets caught up in this without a choice rly.

He just wants those sweet credits.

Also Set Design on Star Wars is amazing.

Leia just lounging all sexy like

Also does she have a stain on her tit? .. Not that im looking >.>

The Jedi being called a religion is kinda weird but i guess accurate.

This has to be the worst star to a friendship for all three of them. Chewie seems cool though.

I also thought the trash compactor scene was earlier on in this movie than it is.

Who the fucks voice was it that said “Thats your imagination” ?

How the fuck are they standing if the water is that deep?

I liek the touch of the monster whos name im sure i learnt but forgot let go as if it knew the trash compactor was about to turn on, that implies it has a safe spot down there that it stays.

Some of the voices sound off on this but ah well

Hans already a little Handsy with Leia but i think Harrison Ford was sleeping with Carie at the time so like.. i get it.

Obiwan just strolling about, as you do.

I love just these giant pits with walkways with no rails. If I worked on the Death Star it’d be a nightmare for me to get around.

“NO WAIT THEY’LL HEAR!” ...and they’re not gonna hear you shouting?

Stormtroopers just shooting the shit is the best.

You know what with everyone being like “Wow that ships a shitheap.” I can understand why the prequels made their ships look nicer and newer.

I love that shooting a door panel in star wars just makes it so the doors wont open at all, thats some good shit.

Lukes as bad of a shot as a Stormtrooper.

First little kissy incesty moment but hey it was on the cheek, universally thats fine but im sure at the time this was him setting up that Luke and Leia were gonna end up together, before he decided they were siblings.

Vader just standing there, lightsaber already out like “Ahhh Mr.Kenobi I’ve been expecting you”

As lack luster as the chroeography is in this fight im kinda thinking of it as like, they’re reading each other, like Obiwan and Maul’s final fight.

I don’t really know why Obiwan just chooses to die like that but heyo.

Vader stomping on Obiwans clothes? Why? I guess because he gave himself to the force and thats the first time he’s seen that?

I love the gunner seats moving around, idk why i just love it.

Whats the point of the ear peices if they’re just gonna shout at each other.

Not mentioned it until now but everyone says Leia wrong.

They’re really harsh to Han tbf

This is like if you got an Uber to a place and then the Uber driver got pulled into a police station because you’re a terrorist and then you have a go at the Uber driver for wanting to leave after he’s got you out of there.

Another kiss for Luke.. .. okay

I like how Biggs earlier scenes are deleted so when he shows up it’s just this random dude who somehow knows Luke

That air traffic control guy has no idea what hes doing, nobody is even in the air yet or moving, wait.

Man X wings are cool, makes me think of Battlefronts VR mission thing where you get to pilot one and it’s the coolest VR thing ive done.

For a space station the size of a moon you’d think they’d have enough fighters to just wipe out the rebels no biggy.

ALSO if they know the rebel base is on that planet, why not just blow that planet up?

YAY WEDGE

The targetting computer seems very invasive.

Those turrets are useless.

I would have rated it if they let that random dude blow up the Death Star.

Tarkins thinking face is beautiful. What a man,

If Luke missed this shot, everyone knows he’s turned his targetting computer off, so they would be PISSED

RIP R2.

HWHAT!?

Woooo Mr.Solo.

Well.. Well done Luke you killed a lot of people, some just trying to do a job and live their lives.

Han, Leia and Luke all went off together all holding each other.. like.. Threesome?

I’m sorry but after that, someones doing some fucking.

Leia just giving her lovers, dont @ me, a medal. Thats why Chewie doesnt get one, he wasnt there for the orgy.

R2 looking fresh.

You know what, that is a good complete story that actually works on its own, i appreaciate that. 10/10. :P

#ooc #dan watches #dan reacts

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viridescent-lament · 3 years

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: use irritants to lessen irritated mood

- how

: focus on small irritant (itchy wound) to avoid thinking and fixating on vague, big irritants. do not itch this irritant but focus on it

#think homers meme in this speech #thats not a sentance that makes sense #think of the homer meme voice in head and change dialogue to this text #basically #is that cleaerer? is it needed to be made clear to start with?#brain has headache probably from poor mood+dehydration so its hard to think #im having to form my thoughts (vague; mush; like slime) into words #which can only be done by speaking and being suprised by the phrasing that comes out #or typing and watching my hands form the words on its own #i think my brain is using words but i cant see through the headache fog to asee them #but hands can #this happens when im sleepy too #i wonder why

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p-r-o-x-i-e-s · 5 years

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Okay hear me out,,,,,,,

i kinda wanna make a new blog for a new start? i have a bunch of hyperfixations im constantly going thru?? does that sentance makes sense...? Idk

i still lov creepypasta dont get me wrong ^^!!! aaa where am i going with this.. okay!

i want a new tumblr blog thats just a main blog- i post whatever and then i can have side boogs and stuff for other things :>¿¿ hhhh idk

watch me not do any if this tho :/

#proxy speaking.#ignore??#i really need to father my thoughts i think #gather....ew

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promptosbouncybuns · 6 years

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Can we please not tear ships down or character bash because of our agendas?

This somehow became super long...sorry.

Wanna know what Mai and Aang have in common?

They are normally the two biggest recipients of, honestly, really stupid accusations.

Aang is apparently abusive in that he kissed Katara once while she wasn't very consenting to it at the time.

He's 12 and does stupid things but please hold him accountable for all time despite how disappointed in himself he looked right after. He didn't even pursue her after she stepped back. He saw his error and pulled away.

He apparently doesn't care about Katara? Despite literally giving up his chance to take full control of his avatar state just to go save her from a vision that may or may not have been real. I mean he could have just been like...ok...meh...Idc. Avatar state yip yip!

Then in LOK he just used her as a baby maker...never mind that apparently Katara had enough power or sway to outlaw bloodbending. Plus...guys...she's old when we see her in that series and has always been more family centered.

Not saying she became just a regular housewife after she married Aang but as stated before, she old! She's been through enough and if she wants some peace and solitude after dealing with the loss of her Friends, her Brother, and her Husband than...let the woman be pls. Even Toph didn't really want to fight anymore since old age had finally cought up with her and she's younger than Katara! If she doesn't want to fight but instead heal, let her do as she pleases. Plus you all sound like being a housewife and taking care of your children is a death sentance. Not all fighters are in the battle all the time.

Somehow Aang is also depicted as only seeing Katara as a trophy...Honestly I don't see how this got so convoluted but anyone who saw the series can say he doesn't think or her that way. He loves her, sees her as his best friend, and as probably one of the best masters to ever teach him. He's shown her tremendous respect as a friend, pupil, and love interest. He's listened to her and has grown from her wisdom.

Its also just crapping all over Katara as a character when people have this line of thinking. She's stronger than that, and would never be a prize to anyone, not even the avatar. If she wants to be with him she will. Kinda like how in the last episode when Aang walks out, she follows and is the one to kiss him.

I've always seen them as opposites, not in elements but in personalities. Also their similarites tend to correlate too!

Katara is at times a stick in the mud and Aang helps her have a childhood with the fun he brings her. She's had to grow up fast and undertake a lot of chores around her village. She's strong and outspoken, at times very loudly. She's passionate, even in the face of supposed peril, where there is no way she can prevail. She's strong and cares for others, almost to a fault since she took up precious days till the eclipse to help firenation people she didnt know.

Aang is a playful soul that hates being tied down. He'd rather have fun, and has been raised to seek leisure instead of responsibility. Its because of this that makes him so childish, until he meets her and is shown that his destiny is to bring balance to the world. He may not be physically strong but like Katara he isn't weak willed. He's passionate about protecting people and bringing harmony back to the four nations. While his passion isn't quite so loud, he can inspire people.

She's helped curb his childishness, and has helped instill in him responsibility. She won't let him shirk things off or procrastinate. She even was willing to let Aang learn waterbending without her because it was for the greater good.

Through these actions she's helped Aang embrace his old soul vibe and have it feel justified. He sees through her that what he does now will have an impact on the world and he best be getting to it.

I've always seen them as a couple that is silly, cute, and can get things done. I can see them being older and being more familiar with each other and it can lead to them having very intense intimate energy. I mean in the series, they're kids so...not really into thinking about them that way at that age. They can communate well so, there will be less fights and a lot of understanding. Definitely not boring.

As for Mai well...apparently people just don't understand her sense of humor and personality. She's got dry humor and is very direct in a lot of things. She doesn't sugar coat things and shys away from expression a lot of times.It somehow comes off as abusive?

Her telling Zuko to never break up with her again is supposed to be a joke, seeing as the last time he did, she literally had to save his bum from being boiled alive...

Then you have the infamous scene where they were together again after season 2 and while Zuko angsts, Mai tries to redirect his thoughts from such dark depths. Honestly, what do you say to that? Should you say its going to be ok? Because that just seems empty amd shallow.

Plus Mai, being emotionally stunted, doesn't really know how to navigate emotional waters. You also have to keep in mind that they finally get to have a conversation after all these years so obviously they aren't going to really know one another and how to communicate well.

So her not coddling and not letting him angst over things neither of them can know or deal with till it actually happens is dismissive of his abuse? I don't thinks so. Its honestly saying we will have to wait and see how things have changed once you are actually back home, so lets not dwell on them so much.

Of course, then you have her bringing up what happened last time Zuko was in a war meeting which is somehow abusive too. You know, its the same thing Iroh brought up in season 1 Ep. 3. So Iroh is abusive too now. It feels like people are saying don't bring up someone's abuse, ever, even if its to help them from potentially repeating the same pain.

She's trying to stop him caring and in her very direct way says that its not worth the pain of what could happen again if he attends. She's genuinely worried about him and doesn't want him hurt more physically or emotionally.

Then they like to say Mai doesn't care about Zuko really and that she just likes his status. They also say she's abusive with how she doesn't like anything he does for her. The biggest scene used is from the Beach showing Mai non-plussed by him giving her a shell and ice cream.

For one, Zuko wasn't acting like Zuko at all that first bit of the episode. He didn't take into account what Mai liked as apposed to what other girls liked. I mean while Ty Lee may like the shell, does that mean every girl has to like it otherwise they're a complete bish? Also...who here likes having ice cream fall on them? Honestly Mai could have made a huge deal about getting it on her but chose to crack a wry, but as always, dry joke about it.

Also please note that in this same episode Mai deals with an abusive S/O very correctly. Zuko's been acting off and it culminates with him pushing a guy back who happened to be talking to her. He makes a scene and insults her in front of everyone once she calls him out on his actions. Does she get even and call him worse? Nope. She simply says that their relationship is over and thats it. Though she looks conflicted by this, she stands firm despite Zuko trying to get handsy with her twice later in the episode. She holds him accountable but says she still loves him. I'd have an issue with this if they didnt have Zuko tell her and everyone whats been eating at him so long.

If she didnt know whats been making him act so hostile and crazy then how can she know that Zuko's not just an abusive jerk showing his true colors after all this time. Not saying that it made his actions right, but I feel her knowing the why instead of leaving it a mystery helped Mai reason through forgiving him.

As for her just wanting the power of his position, thats just really, really, really, lazy. She's from a noble family and is friends with the firenation princess...or as I like to say, unfortunately trapped in Azula's orbit. She'd be well off as it is if she kept her connection to Azula, but she didn't. She chose to go against a firebending prodigy, essentially turning her back on the firenation and her family to save the jerk who dumped her by letter.

Nope! Mai doesn't give a Flamio about Zuko himself. She just wants his title.

Opposites seem to attract and in this case its definitely with personalities since...ya know...Mai can't bend elements.

Zuko is passionately driven to a scary degree. He's hyper focused on finding the avatar despite the 100 years no one's seen them. He can be hot tempered and easily set off. He cares for people even to the point he'd rather starve than rob pregnant couple for food. He's brash, and doesn't think things through.

Mai is quietly, but strongly passionate for Zuko, even if its detrimental to her as with challenging Azula. She has learned to keep her temper and other emotions under lock and key, and is not easily set off. She cares about those she's put time and energy into. She's fairly classy, choosing her words wisely and she's definitely done a lot of thinking about what she wants or needs to do as far as her actions.

Zuko's shown that its ok to be expressive, and that its ok for her to do so. He wants to see her free of her parents emotional abuse so that she won't be so guarded.

Through Mai's personality, she's helped temper....Zuko's temper. He won't be so quick to flip his lid and do things without thinking them through. Like fire to a knife Zuko's helped make Mai burn bright and she's given him a sheith for his wild emotions.

I've always seen them as the quiet but intense love kinda couple. They may not have the best communication skills and this could lead to a lot of arguments but their love for one another is stronger. Eventually the sands of time will smooth them, break down walls and allow them to understand one another better.

I'm all for pretty much any ship in atla, and I love how fanfiction can actually help strengthen my love for it more than the actual show. The creativity and OOC that some writers pull off can be amazing and help you really like a character in a certain way or open your eyes to a new pairing.

However, if you wanna like ships, like them because you can, but don't go and take obviously innocent things and blow them out of proportion.

Here is convoluted, misconstrued, out of context information to say person X is evil and shouldnt be with person Y. W shouldn't be with person Z....therefore, Person Z and Person Y should be together because their partners are obviously abusive.

The...What? Three to maybe five episodes of screentime together as begrudgingly budding friends is enough to show exactly how they will be if they got together. Which these episodes can bring about interestingly creative ideas, however people act like that this is the definitive reason Z/Y should be together and any other pairing with the other two is completely abusive.

Just to be clear...if you like Zutara, thats great, I do too. I can imagine them in any number of ways. Them being enemies to lovers, or knowing each other before becoming star crossed lovers, or everythings all good in the univers and they love each other so so much!

However, in none of these headcannons do I see the need to bash Aang or Mai. I don't need to come up with stupid reasonings for Zuko and Katara to be together. If I want them to be together in a story or piece of art, I'll do it and be classy about it. I won't have Katara say Aang assaulted her and fly into Zuko's arms, pushing Mai down saying she's a manipulative bish. Because...she and Aang aren't.

At all.

Im just tired of the mental gymnastics shippers go through to spread hate for one ship so they can have another. Half the time its not even true facts but just people seeing it from an angle that aligns with their agenda.

If you like something, you like it, but don't crap on other ships or characters wrongly to justify it.

Sorry if this is a mess but god, seeing most of these accusations against Aang had me honestly cringing. I thought it was mainly against Mai because...she got Zuko and isn't bubbly, motherly, and...well Katara. So when Anti-Kataang reasons somehow showed up on the old dash, I felt my faith in humanity plummet.

Like...I hope you guys can sleep well at night knowing you've literally slandered a cinnamon roll who's in touch with his feelings, something most of you would protect if it where for any other ship. Like people just starting the series potentially arent going to be too keen on Aang himself at all simply because of this misinformation. But no...just to have one ship you equated this kid to a sexually abusive monster. Good job. 10/10. Slow 👏 for you guys. Be proud.

#zutara #maiko #kataang #anti-zutara #anti-maiko #anti-kataang #atla #a small rant at stupid reasons.#so done with charcter bashing #ship what you want #but dont be an ass about it

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adowbaldwin · 3 years

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***** adult content warning, because im a drunk hoe that will regret this in the morning

@kindlyones this is basically your fault 😂

Baldwins secret - 17a. What happened just before

If anyone could see him now, he would die in embarrassment.

"Such a good boy" Sienna cooed, though not actually talking to Baldwin, rather his stiff commanding officer. She peered up at him through fluttered lashes "If only Baldwin was as good as you" she squared her eyes "Be nice to Jack. He is here to greet his new sibling"

"No" he tightly hissed back, full of regret and shame of the situation he was in

She smirked, darting her tongue out to lick a dirty swipe of the underside of his cock, drawing up the vein prominent on him. That ilicited the most wonderous sound; Baldwin Montclair whimpering.

His hands rattled against the head board magically enchanted fucking cuffs keeping him bound "i hate you" he gritted.

Edging was fun, being edged was torture.

She softly exhaled, trying to hide her smirk. Knowing you were making possibly the oldest man in the world putty in your hands, begging you to let them finish was an absolute win in life. She held him firm in her hands until he was looking at her once more, and as soon as those peircing eyes were on hers she took him into her mouth.

Her wrist circled him in the just the way he liked, cheeks hollowed taking him in sloppy and wet. She moaned around him, thriving off of giving and the twitch jumping under her command. She popped her mouth off with loud purpose, wiping her tongue over his leaking tip before relinquishing her touch for the fifth time "Say you wont hurt Jack" she whispered seductively "and i will give you a reward for being so good" she came up over him, legs spread over his chest wide so he could see her glistening folds. So close but yet so far.

He watched like a hawk as she dipped her finger into her slit, delicately wiping it over his lips for a teasing taste "shit" he groaned head hitting the pillow with a heavy thunk he could eat her till he died "Fuck" his voice was rasped, heavy "you are done when i get out of these cuffs, do you understand me? You will feel me for days after"

She shrugged her shoulders and smirked "Dont threaten me with a good time, sir"

He growled, deep vibrations rippling through his chest "i know you want it just as much as i do, come on dont be a tease doll"

She tssked her tongue "Desperate please will get you know where" she cirlced her sensitive bud, slightly rocking against his firm chest "Mmm who needs a man anyway?"

He couldnt bare it any longer, her entire scent was driving him crazy "Please" he broke out as a new wave of arousal flooded his senses "ill beg, ill get on my knees and beg"

She opened her eyes to see the desperate look on his face. She halted her own pleasure, knowing he was on the precipice of breaking "You need to drop this vendetta against Jack. Promise you will not hurt him"

"I promise. I will lay down a red carpet and bring him fine wine" he practically cried "Please, pretty fucking please atleast let me have a taste of you" because im three seconds away from crying in frustration

Baldwin almost cried we she settled her dripping core over him, the taste oh so much sweeter after so many tortuous hours. He flattened his tongue, dragging it up and down her cut moaning into her heat.

She was writhing above him, rolling her hips in synch with his licks. She almost came then and there when he moved his attention to her swollen clit, lips closing on it and sucking lightly.

Sienna tightened her grip around his cock as she pumped him slowly; tongue swirling around the head lapping up drops of arousal. He couldn’t refrain from thrusting up into her, aching for more.

It was her turn to whimper in dispair as he pulled himself away from her. As he broke contact, so did she. "Balldwwiinn" he could hear the desperation her voice

"I have had it up to my neck of foreplay" he snarled "you best get on me and ride it like a fucking jocky or i swear to you now Sienna you will regret it" the deep tilt to his voice, the command in the tone had her scrambling around to his waist, sinking onto his hot steely length. As he felt her warmth consume him he let out a string of profanity in languages she did not understand.

She shivered under his heated gaze "Keep that up and i might forgive you for edging me"

She couldnt fathom how he strung a sentance together "i just wante - Uhh fuck fuck" she cried as her rythm frenzied "you to get along YES" his hips drove up suddenly, deep thrusts making her whine "you get the point" her mouth dropped open, silent O formed on her lips

That bastard smirk worked its way to his face "you seem like you need help there. Untie my hands, ill guide you"

She shook her head, keening as she arched forward "No - nnn" she stumbled, clawing onto his sides as leverage "so close" she cried out wordlessly

"Thats it give it to me" he shuffled his legs untill his feet were firmly planted on the bed so he had vantage. She dropped forward, sweaty forhead hanging over his as he fucked up into her eagerly, meeting the drive of her hips.

Neither finished with a dignified, conservative moan. Both desperate and warn out as eachother as she dropped all her weight onto him.

Much to her unfortunate pleasure dismay, he was lying when he said 'if you untie me now, we can cuddle properly. Do not fear i would not ruin snuggle time"

#fic #baldwin montclair #diana bishop #adow #a discovery of witches #baldwins secret

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thekaiden-blog · 7 years

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The Kid Machine (Part 1)

So this is my first attempt at a VLD fanfic and using Tumblr so if you have any tips or anything hit me up. I will be posting more parts later.

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“Ha take that!” Before anyone could blink the last shot i took ended up causing the entire battleship to explode before the ion canon was able to take a shot at the castle.

“Yeah good job Lance! That was a great shot!” Shiro said as i was doing my victory dance.

“Of course that awesome of shot could only come from someone equally as awesome.” i gloated because for once i was actually happy with what i managed to do.

“Wait then how did you make that shot?” Keith said instantly making me stop my dance whilst thoughts i tried to keep away started to come back full force.

“Shut it mullet youre just jealous you couldnt pull off that shot.” I instantly shot back at him. Before he had a chance to reply Shiro told us to stop arguing and get back to the castle which was now landed on the planet below us called Kuros. Keith didnt bother saying something again but i did manage to hear him growl lowly.

As we stepped out of our lions the aliens who inhabit Kuros, kurens as they are called, started swarming us and started dragging us to the castle where the king and queen would be holding a party for us. This one little alien seemed to be only a child about 3 followed me around for a little bit before he attatched himself to my leg and went with me where ever i went. The kid seemed like he was getting bored so i pulled him up until he was on my shoulders then started dancing around to the music that was playing. Eventually a song came on the required a partner so i forced the closest person to me, who happened to be Keith, to dance with us. “Lance what are you doing!? I cant even dance!” Keith yelled as i pulled him with us while i started spinning us around to the beat. “Relax, Keith and follow my lead.” The dance that went with this song was very fast beat and kind of hard to follow at first but watching the other partners i managed to get into the rhythm of the dance since it was quite repetitive. Keith was against it at first and kept trying to pull away but i think the fact that the Kuren child was enjoying himself and laughing quite loud convinced keith to just go along with what was happening. The party was going on for quite a while and i was getting bored so i grabbed onto Keiths arm while setting down the tired Kuren child and started pulling keith up the stairs to go exploring. “What are you doing?” He asked as we turned a corner. “I am taking you exploring!” “Well why are you taking me exactly?” He questioned while slightly trying to pull his arm out of my grasp but i just tighted my hold while still dragging him with me. “Well because you were the closest person to me duh.” I said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world but honestly i think it was the most obvious because thats how i roll. I heard him sigh but he let me pull him to where ever. im pretty sure he doesnt know his way around and if i know Keith he will just blame me if we get caught so itd be better for him to be with me for that to make sense. I found double doors at the end of the hall that just seemed to scream my name, ok not really i just liked how they were really pretty. why does a flipping door need to sparkle, like dude thats awesome! I pushed the doors open and walked in all excited and noticed the room was dark except for the light coming from huge windows on both sides of the room but there was only a tube looking machine in the center of the room. Confused i walked into the machine with keith still right behind me when i reached out to press a button but Keiths voice stopped me. “Maybe you shouldnt press that we dont know what itll do.” “Nah its okay its not like theyd have anything harmful where someone could just walk in and find it.” Before Keith could react i quickly pushed the button which caused the tube doors to close. We both started to bang on the glass but no one was around us and our helmet comms werent working in here so i turned back to the only button thats available to press. “Maybe theyll open if i pressed the button again?” “Nooo-” i cut Keith off mid sentance by hitting the button causing a red light to flash for a second. I quickly jumped back and grabbed Keith kinda scared on what was going to happen when the light stopped blinking and the door opened. We both basically threw ourselves out of the tube as quick as we could. The room was almost pitch black since the sun went down and no lights were on in the room when we suddenly heard Shiro talk. “Guys! Lance! Keith! Can you hear me where are you we are in front of the ship the parties over.” “Heyyy Shiro were here we can hear you we are on our way now.” I said really quick so he would stop yelling. “Yep we can hear you be there in a little bit.” Keith also replied at rhe same time. We both quickly let each other go then started walking out of the pitch black room when Keith spoke up again. “Lance stop screwing around let go of my leg.” “How the butts can i be touching you when im in front of you?” I asked really confused “Wait so that... Isnt you?” “Nope whatever that is isnt me.” I assured him. After those words were out of my mouth he quickly kicked whatever had a hold of his leg off of him then was about to take off running when i heard what sounded like crying from the direction the thing landed. Keith turned on the light in our suits while i moved toward the crying thing when the light reached the object i realized it was a human child who had short black hair and blue eyes lile my own he looked to be about 3 years old at least. “Keith you kicked a child a child do you hear me!” I exclaimed while picking up the child cuddling it to my chest softly repeating that its okay and he didnt mean it “Where the hell did it come from?” “Language Keith hes a child no cussing in from of him!” I took my eyes off Keith and turned my attention to the young boy in my arms. “Hello there. Can you tell me your name?” He looked at me confused then shrugged so i took a different approach. “Okay how about where are your parents little one?” At that his expression brightened and pointed to both keith and i. “Well obviously you and dad, papa!” After hearing that i froze and i could feel Keith tense up behind me. “I mean i can see it Keith he has your hair color and my eyes.” i said while turning so Keith could see the boy in my arms easier. “There is no way in hel-” I quickly interrupted him “no swearing in front of our child alright thats a bad word.” “Papa, dad said a bad word, is he mad at me? “The little boy was tearing up while looking up at me and i could feel my heart just breaking “No little one dads not mad at you are you keith?” I looked at him pointedly as if saying to go along with it. “Of course im not mad at you but i am sorry i kicked you i didnt realize that was you.” Keith said but im pretty sure hes warming up to our little angel already. Even though it is really weird knowing.i have a kid now and with Keith no less i dont mind because i already love our child even if the other parent is Keith. “Its alright dad im not mad at you as long as you arent mad at me!” The kid said smiling brightly. Keith pov After the kid who is apparently mine and ugh lances kid finished telling me hes not mad at me he smiled in a way that reminded me of Lance very big and very bright. “Papa i wanna go see dad can i please?” The kid started making what do you call them? Grabby hands at me wanting me to carry him. Lance just smiled at him and in that smile you could see that this kid was already the center of Lances world. “Of course little one off you go.” He started handing me the kid when we heard Shrio speak up so Lance froze with the child halfway to me. “Guys what is taking so long are you almost on your way?” “Uh yeah we ar- wait ok its ok i got you.” I tried answering but lance just thrusted the kid into my arms whilst i was mid sentance. "What who are you talking to?" “No dont touch that come on lets follow.... Yeah hes right there. I told the kid as Lance started walking away with my following before i remembered Shiro could here me and was probably even more confused then before “dont worry shiro we are on our way go on into the ship be there in a couple of minutes.” “Alright i guess if you say so…” was the only reply i got. You could hear the confusion in his voice before i turned the comms off and started chasing Lance to catch up to him when the kid spoke up “Papa wait up youre going to fall.” that was all it took for Lance to stop so we could catch up. “Sorry bought that bud i promise ill stay closer this time alright?” The kid seemed happy with that answer so he cuddled up to me making me smile. As we were about to enter the castle the kid muttered about where we were and how pretty the castle is.

#voltron #voltron legendary defender #keith (voltron)#lance #keith kogane #kid machine #shiro #pidge #takashi shirogane #pidge gunderson #hunk garrett #hunk #klance #langst

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adowbaldwin · 3 years

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Rome x ADOW Crack x i might not be on crack, but my imagination is

(if you havent seen the HBO series Rome, it should still make sense) (but if you havent read the Book of Life, it wont make sense)

(Me, pretending anyone will read this)

Baldwin slumped into his chair, a heavy sigh leaving his lips "Fucking cunt" he hissed rolling his shoulder blade. It made a loud crack as the bone set back into place

"Well" Pullo resisted the urge to die from utter laughter "It could have been worse" he handed Baldwin the bottle of Beaudoux "could of had your ass handed to you by your sister... again" a small chuckle left his lips

Baldwin snarled "I cant stop a fucking Witch you prissy twat. Matthew is a different kettle of spastic fish"

"Oooh careful. Spastic is no longer politically correct" he mocked. That was by far the least offensive thing either of them said or joked about

Heavy, wet and demanding footsteps echoed through the room "are you still pretending as though you cannot best Matthew in combat, Vorenus?" Anthony sounded a mix between displeased and absolutely fuming. He did not see the humour in it, especially not from an esteemed Roman soldier. Despite it being 2000 years since he had commanded the man, he still saw him as a Legate that should have no qualms cutting his disrespectful brother in half.

"You know i cannot. Philippe may be dead but he still gave me orders" he turned his attention to Anthony "And why are you naked, why are you always naked?" he grimmanced

He shrugged "I am a God, why should i not bestow my large gift unto the world?"

Pollo and Baldwin groaned, he often slipped to old habbits reffering to himself as Dionysius. Both wished he would just get over himself already.

He gestured his hands over himself "What? I am but a prime cut of meat"

"Though we are not interested, and i do not want your oily sopping wet ass on my sofa. So dry off and put some fucking clothes on" Baldwin hissed rubbing his sore shoulder.

It was one thing to fight with Matthew and allow him to get the upper hand, but in a Church full of people? Matthew had really pushed the envelope this time. If it were not for Phillippe ordering Baldwin not to retaliate when he is in a rage, he would have chocked him so hard his head fell off. Even at his childrens Christening.

Anthony padded off to his quaters and Pollo laugged as he followed orders like an obedient puppy "Such a good boy" he shouted in a cooing voice "Following daddies orders"

Anthony cursed his soul to damnation as he retreated. Perhaps he would put bird shit in his shoes for good measure

"Behave Pollo, you cant refuse me either" Baldwin smirked. It may have been irresponsible to turn them both but he has ever been greatful he did. Despite the beating Philippe gave him for it, and the life time ban of making anymore sons

"You need my assistance brother you ask it" Pollo gently reminded him, returning to the earlier topic of Benjamin

Baldwin wavered his hands dissmissively "You know you are not allowed to involve yourself in De Clermont business or else Ysabeau will snap you two in half" Another restriction set by Philippe after Baldwin had turned the two soldiers against his orders; they are not to be included in the family, its affairs or family tree.

"How is my grandmother fairing these days" Anthony returned, towel drapped around his waist and perched himself on the chaise lounge "still a fine bit of cunny i assume" he smirked

"thats disgusting" Baldwin grumbled, face contorting at the thought of vagina and Ysabeau in the same sentance

Pollo snorted "Oh what would you do with her anyway? Cry into her bosom Oh how i miss my dear sweet Cleo" his voice changed an octave, impersonating Anthony as he was in Egypt; a whiny, broken man. "Her bald head and massive nose oh how i loved thee"

Baldwins shoulders rocked as he erupted into laughter. No better remedy to family drama then verbally attacking his former commander, tribune, king and all the rest of the titles he assmued so many years ago.

"You jest me though Lucius cannot even step foot in Rome in fear of bumping into Niobe" Anthony had a shit eating grin on his face as he spoke of her, the one nerve Baldwin had

He shuddered, horror flashing over his face at the thought of his estranged wife of two millennia "i have had enough trauma this past week thankyou very much. No need to speak of her"

"I did hear she had taken up with that Venician shit" he smirked, knowing full well that was a lie. He loved stirring the pot, more so to take the attention from speaking of his Cleopatra

Baldwin snarled, pointing a finger in his direction "If i were not nursing an injury id of battered you, son" he squared his eyes though his lips tipped up into a laugh.

He did however put veet into Anthonys lotion that night, and he was the living embodiment of 'human dolphin' for weeks after.

#2022 #maybe a new series #maybe not #ADOW #Baldwin montclair #IM NOT ON CRACK #BUT THIS IS #a discovery of witches #fic

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