#that's what's in its mouth

[oddlyunadventurous]

Every Month BLÅVINGAD Has Something New In Its Mouth

February, 2024: Twenty-two Duracell AA batteries

#that's what's in its mouth #BLAVINGAD #BLÅVINGAD #ikea plush #photography #not art #duracell #batteries #i threw that in the ocean and the whale ated them up

[dragoonwys]

Many times I feel like the sad fish you 'buy for a child because its low maintenance', stop doing that

#fish are not low maintenance and deserve to be treated like other more easily expressive pets #do your research on the fish species and what they need damn it #same goes for humans #Its a I have a mouth and I cant scream thing #meme #digital art #doodles #mental health #pets #fish #my art

[mossycobblestonewrites]

DC X DP PROMPT #16

Mr. Lancer is the brother of Lex Luthor. He never really had an eye for business, or invention, or innovation. He just wanted to be a teacher, spread the good word on literature. Which is the whole reason he had changed his name and moved to the middle of nowhere.

He does not appreciate his brother delivering a package in his door. Not delivering it personally, not even sending a physical person to do a drop off. Just a measly note.

'hold onto this for me - L.L.'

What has Lex ever done for him? Nothing, that's what. So Mr. Lancer does the sensible thing. He opens the box to investigate to find - hardened ectoplasm?

Mr. Lancer knows about Danny and co. Au where Kryptonite is just hardened Ecto and is basically rock candy. Lex sends his brother a shit ton of kryptonite for safe keeping thinking 'he lives in the middle of nowhere what's he gonna do with it?' he feeds it to Danny :)

#dc x dp #dpxdc #lex luthor and mr. lancer are brother #mr. lancer changed his name #lex sends him kryptonite for safe keepings #mr. lancer feeds it to danny lmao #tasty treat #he does not know that the glowing green stuff is kryptonite but he also doesnt ask where lex is getting all the candy hes giving to danny #dont look a gifthorse in the mouth and all that #what happens when lex comes to collect? #a beatdown #obviously #thats dannys stash now #up to you if its lancer or danny doing the beating though

[hedgehog-moss]

The farmer I buy hay (and some firewood) from hasn't had time for deliveries yet, and he texted me yesterday to ask what I needed most urgently, hay or wood. Selflessly, I said hay.

That /is/ the gate for hay deliveries! Great memory, Pirlouit. I see what are the important spots in your mental map.

I hope you realise that I'm sacrificing myself for you. By telling our neighbour to prioritise your food over my comfort.

But even if I didn't, I would prioritise you and your hay because I love you. I would freeze to death to ensure you are fed

Would you share your hay with me, though?

I see.

#crawling along #i think of gollum's ''what has it got in its pocketses?'' every time pirlouit tries to raid my pockets with mounting frustration #your big nose doesn't fit in my coat pockets!! stop trying #and you don't even like mints #i tried to give him one once for a taste and it was too minty for him and he spent 30s panting with his mouth wide open #like my baby cousin when she stayed over and forgot her kid toothpaste and had to use my grown-up one #same look of betrayal

[laurzzz]

Biting

A few things lmao. I've been experimenting with my design for the DCA again so forgive me if Sun's rays are inconsistent compared to the prior art but I think this is how I wanna keep his rays at when drawing. And uhhh I used C9!Y/N for this because. reasons also bc I kinda missed drawing 'em...

O h gosh I haven't brought up C9 in a while so uh for ppl who are from DCA fandom that weren't following my blog around the end of 2022 and dunno what this is-- this was my very first default au, you can learn more abt it through the cloud nine tag below or through My Masterlist of AUS for the DCA

#cloud nine #laursdraws #suggestive #cw suggestive #dca fandom #daycare attendant fnaf #y/n x dca #daycare attendant x y/n #moon x y/n #moondrop x y/n #sun x y/n #sundrop x y/n #bite #tongue #mouth #c9 y/n is the type to play oblivious bc they shy asf but they actually knowwww what the dca is tryna put down yk yk they pick it up rq #so the diff between c9 and robo-boyfs au is that c9 works at daycare still so its during security breach #robo-boyfs happens during and after sec breach #c9 y/n works as a daycare assistant #robo-boyfs y/n works as a cleaner of sorts #alr know more through the link above. now i dip

[the-kipsabian]

saw a take so fucking rancid on twitter i almost deleted the entire app from my phone jesus fucking christ

first of all ao3 is an archive site. this is like going to the library and saying "oh i dont like this" on every piece of media you find that you dislike and thinking they should be stamped with some sort of a marker just cause you didnt like it

you can always click back and leave. fic writers owe you nothing to explain themselves and their creations. if they have mistagged or miscategorized fics, then i understand, however there are report tools for that instead of yelling at the artist tbh

im not saying free works arent necessarily above criticism. but this is just. fucking wild. its common courtesy to just enjoy stuff (or fucking leave if you dont, the back button is free) and if the artist specifically asks for critiques, then give one - constructive that is, shitting all over someones work is not proper criticism, mind you

i just find it fucking wild people are treating art and archive sites as social media these days like this and everything needs to be policed and ~catered to the algorithm~ like. no. ao3 doesnt have an algorithm. you should be able to fucking tell what you like and what you dont like and steer away from that kind of content and let people fucking be with their art. they dont owe you anything (except trigger warnings i'd argue, but i know some people disagree with that as well for some reason), and imagine how much more energy you'd have if you only engaged with things you liked and spent time looking at instead of going to places where you dont enjoy yourself. let alone spending time telling other people you dont enjoy what they enjoy. what a fucking life

#like what the fuck #where is the common courtesy of fandoms these days im just fucking asking. its ridiculous #the back button is free. shutting your fucking mouth is free. constructive criticism when people ask for it is nice but only then #these are fucking basic level fandom engagement things #am i old or are people just this fucking awful now that these guidelines dont exist anymore #im just. ough #sorry i had to get this out. idk as someone who has never left unsolicited advice for anyone and never gotten it back it just #it fucking grinds me that people are like this now. like fucking wow #ive been here for almost two decades soon and i still know how to behave. yall better fucking learn #im gonna go back to video game sorry i really needed to yell for a hot fucking second #if you choose to reblog this dont fucking clown on it okay. god #night is an absolute mess on main

[juicyyyboxxx]

"Like this? Are you certain?" "Y-Yeah! Just-Just like that! They'll be smitten, utterly in love, PFT-"

I feel like Moon would articulately, intentionally make Sun look like an absolute dork in front of their crush. You can fight me on this.

#sun tries to woo you #is it working #please tell him its working #hes quaking #and quacking #and yes he does have to tape the rose to his mouth #what do you expect? #his mouth doesnt open or anything #well #maybe #fnaf #sun #moon #fnaf sundrop #fnaf fanart #fnaf fandom #sun fnaf #fnaf security breach #daycare attendant fnaf #moondrop #fnaf moondrop #fnaf moon #moon fnaf #sundrop #sundrop fnaf #fnaf sun #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf x you #sun x you #Juicy Art

[jackshiccup]

the greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return

have been perpetually rotating @bignostalgias white winter hymnal hijack inside my mind palace like rotisserie chicken i adore this life-changing au to the core my bones and teeth ache badly from thinking about them <3

#*BANGS POTS AND PANS* THATS RIGHT FREAKS ITS JACKSHICCUP ART WE ARE SOOOOOOOO BACK #EVERYONE SAY THANK U EMMA <3!!!!! #hijack #white winter hymnal au #frostcup #jackycup #rotg #httyd #hiccup #jack frost #jackshiccup art #my art #i love them so so so bad #🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭 #pls accept this humble gift.. i hope i did them justice sniff.. #why wwh hijack is the au ever in this essay i will— #haven't drawn them in so long i was shaking holding my apple pencil y'all #also i literally spent my entire work day doing this but anyways what my boss doesn't know won't hurt him ! #if u know me from my other art acc i clearly have a weakness for open mouth laughing kisses :( #OH AND BELATED HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO U AND THIS AU

[ymeisli]

ik everyone and their mamas are drawing this but.. but i had ti do it with them i couldn’t not

#star wars #star wars clone wars #ymeisli #commander cody #puts in my mouth #obi wan kenobi #codywan #cody is mortified while obi wan is living the life™️ #clone wars #what did they do to get arrested in the galactic city we will never know #cody i absolutely beat up while obi wan has not one scratch #the id boards say cody and ben and its the funniest thing ive done in years

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

thinking about Eddie & hyacinths again

#as you can surmise im Perfectly Normal about it #this man doesnt make me insane at all. nope. #trying out some new coloring and texture and background things... #on a side note. and i say this so lovingly bc theyre my favorite flowers #FUCK DRAWING HYACINTHS ALL MY HOMIES HATE DRAWING HYACINTHS #that was hell on earth. #ANYWAY THIS DUDE IS NEAT I HOPE HE DIES #nah im jesting im Jesting. am i tho #dead or alive i want him to experience unimaginable horrors and then die ten times and come back Normal #bc eddie strikes me as a 'dying would fix them' character #whether its a real death or a perceived death or Youve Been Dead The Whole Time death dont care dont care #i need him dead on the ground for at leeeaaaast five minutes #id be frothing at the fucking mouth. ragh #scribble garnish #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #eddie dear #originally this was gonna be a Very bloody little piece #but then my brain went 'hey. symbolism. what if the blood was flower petals. from hyacinths' #and ohhhh i couldnt pass that up #i wish i did! i would have had a lot more fun drawing a gruesome injury rather than Those Damn Flowers! #i dont know why ive latched onto the hyacinths outside the post office but my brain wont let go #ITS JUST SO SPECIFIC. why why whyyyyyy put that specific flower by this specific guy #especially flowers with Those Meanings and That Myth #*violently shaking the site* WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNNN #ok im getting myself too worked up i need to touch grass or poke the fire

[oddlyunadventurous]

Every Month BLÅVINGAD Has Something New In Its Mouth

July, 2023: Girl from Dalecarlia knitting. Cabbage Margit, 1901, by Anders Zorn

#that's what's in its mouth #BLAVINGAD #BLÅVINGAD #ikea plush #photography #not art #art #anders zorn #zorn #get zorned idiot

[fnaf-movie-countdown]

Fnaf 2 is reportedly scheduled to start shooting July 1st!!!

source

#fnaf #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #five nights at freddy’s movie #five nights at freddy's movie #fnaf movie 2 #fnaf 2 #from what i can tell this website is relatively reliable #but its still considered a 'leak' because its not from the mouth of anyone directly involved #fnaf movie 2 leaks #fnaf movie 2 leak

[phantomslab]

scribbly eefo doodles.. still figuring out how to draw him

#ethoslab #hermitcraft #phantom etho #idfk what tags people use. hello mcyt tumblr #art #i like drawing him w the scar on his face kinda going like. thru his mouth and pulling back his lips on that side a bit #i think its cute #lil hint of gums and teefies

[cupidswurld]

1x01 pilot spn / dust bowl (unreleased) ethel cain

#its them #sam and dean #supernatural #sam winchester #dean winchester #ethel cain #ethelnatural #winchester brothers #screencap #dustbowl #ok if you read the my tags i am kissing you on the mouth but basically #i offhandedly mentioned ethel cain in one of my classes and this girl came up to me a few days later and was like #i listened to her (ethel cain) and i really liked it! (specifically american teenager and strangers) #is that not true love... #she LISTENED to ETHEL CAIN bc i made an OFFHAND COMMENT #then i suggested chapel hill #what song should i use to confess undying love be honest #spn

[bottombaron]

you think that if Guillermo said "vampire" to the human or vampire question, Nandor would have been like 😃 ok. *kills Derek and pounces on Guillermo to turn him properly*

because honestly, i think that was the plan if he did.

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandermo #Guillermo could still get Derek zombified later or maybe Laszlo has to do it b/c that boy would be v. busy for a while iykwim #like there was no way Derek was getting out of there alive no matter what choice Guillermo made #and theres not even the wrathful jealous aspect of it #its just that no ones mouth gets on Guillermo's neck but Nandor's #and they lived happily ever after

[cursedzucchini]

Danny working as a batburger employee.

And now I know that ain't the most original thing on this website, but consider;

When Danny comes into contact with food, it gains sentience.

I mean imagine the jokerized fries coming alive trying to kill each other, bc there can be only one, before seeing the real joker and immediately forming a team to take that bitch down.

Or the poison ivy salad (I think) combining their powers together to try and kill whoever bought them.

Or the batburger hiding in the shadows.

Or like literally anything you can think of.

Just Danny, tired employee, trying to convince ppl to buy normal fries, bc if he gotta deal w the joker version one more fucking time he's burning this whole place down.

Or just trying to convince the food to stay on the plate. (And stabbing it to place if necessary)

So I'm not sure if anyone thought of this, but this is my vision ✋✨✨✨✨🤚

#batburger au #danny batburger employee #danny fenton #dcxdp #crossover #dpxdc #dpxdc writing prompt #writing prompt #like.danny just going /so you really think its ok to order something named after a guy who killed a child huh🤨🤨🤨/ #jason who came to investigate /.../ #idk this could be so much fun just the fries trying to beat up joker on live tv and danny jumping after them #trying to pick them up but also 'accidentaly' kicking the joker once or twice #........or maybe hes just beating him up to listen creepy clowns are creepy- #at one point i think the fries should just develop a mouth and laugh creepily #idk what im doing w my life #why