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eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school

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Harvey showing off his full signed set of Shadows Funkos.

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boys stuff

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(2022) Fanart Friday! You should really watch What We Do in the Shadows - the TV show that is! I was rabid for it for a time. Nandor constantly had me yelling at my screen.

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remember when . nandor the relentless . relented. for guillermo.

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a couple years ago i had a major hyperfixation on a silly little vampire show. (I'm still going through it tbh)

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happy Stick That Large Man In My Gay Little Outfits Thursday

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sometime in early 2009

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My unhinged wwdits headcanon for today: in vampire biology the identification of human virgins is inherently patriarchal, meaning men have to perform the penetration in order to "lose" it, that's why Guillermo is considered virgin no matter what he may claim.

#lololol #does that mean Guillermo gets to keep his delicious virgin blood forever?? #nandor: may i take your virginity Guillermo 😍 #guillermo after knowing what that means: nah im good 👍 😌 #nandor can go to nadja for that

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SACCHARINE

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the plot of nbc Hannibal

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“They could’ve avoided all this if they just fucked” well consider they’ve actually been fucking the whole time and they’re just like this.

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“my toxic trait is that if they opened Jurassic park I would still totally go”

10:44 am • 3/23/24