#that would be so embarrassing

[cyber-therian]

imagine ur a losing dog and ur like “well at least no one’s betting on me” and then Mitski shows up…

#that would be so embarrassing #mitski #otherkin #therian #alterhuman #therianthropy #canine therian #canine kin #caninekin #i bet on losing dogs

[lolalovesu]

tell me about your favorite plushie in the tags!!

#mine is a steiff teddy bear named theodore and he's the best #please don't let this flop #that would be so embarrassing #i really want to know #plushies #plushblr #<- why not

[2383-lines-of-code]

smh, stupid billionaires, they forgot to pack flex tape

#imagine being doomed by the narrative irl #that would be so embarrassing #I could never #oceangate

[littlest-nightingale]

My mom knows I regress. She knows I have Ao3. She has an Ao3. She's an ineffable husbands enjoyer. Any bets on how long it'll take for her to find me?

#i hope she doesn't id actually have a mental breakdown #that would be so embarrassing #sfw age regression #agere #good omens agere

[crusty-chimichanga1800]

Please tell me no one's done this yet...

#that would be SO EMBARRASSING #doctor strange #dsmom #multiverse of madness #stephen strange #peter parker #america chavez #doctor strange in the multiverse of madness #marvel #mcu #doctor strange 2 #this is my take away from the movie #even tho i still fully believe he loves Peter in a similar fashion

[eidolons-stuff]

Jen: *bumps into someone else*

Internal Jen: "You got to be f***ing kidding me? HOW??!"

Hyun: "Oh, sorry- WAIT, JEN?? IT'S ME, HYUN!!"

Jen: "....who?"

#lmao #that would be so embarrassing #seeing someone you used to know #and be like #who? #poor guy #jen #hyun #maybe it wasn't meant to be

[lowkeyremi]

when i die my tumblr acc is going w me nobody ik irl needs to know abt all the smut i've read 😭

#that would be so embarrassing #they best not look thru any of my devices

[tiderideraa]

i  wonder  who’s  “ check  out  these  blogs ”  i’m  haunting

#i swear i get the same eight in a row #and none of them are rp blogs lmao #. ooc . › what's a god to a nonbeliever . #i hope i'm not on personal blogs rec lists #that would be so embarrassing

[menelaus-blue]

i love my girlfriend

that's it just love her sm

#love u babe #wlw #i hope she doesn't see this #that would be so embarrassing #girlfriend #lesbian

[ritzy-biscuit]

I'm ordering a custom engraved Yeti tumbler for my dad's b-day/father's day and I almost submitted it with a typo! 😭 Thank goodness my dumbass double checks 😅

#ritzy rambles #that would be so embarrassing #and expensive mistake #tho my dad would probably have a good laugh evertime he saw it.

[emma-incarnate]

never in my life did I think I could use Girl in Red for a school assignment…

well..

HERE WE ARE MOTHERFUCKERS HEHEEH-

#like I hope my teacher doesn’t actually listen to it #that would be so embarrassing #btw the song was bad idea #original post #funny #lgbtq #lesbian #girl in red #music #spotfiy #books #alternative music #indie music #gay #lgbt pride #back to school #chaotic academia #academia

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[anarchopuppy]

I, a hearing person who likes subtitles just as a preference, shouldn't have to read a subtitle that's obvious nonsense, go back a couple seconds, and listen again in order to figure out what's going on. An accessibility feature should not be the most half-assed part of a professionally made production. Scripted media has absolutely no excuse for not having subtitles or having subtitles that aren't perfectly verbatim. Professional captioning services should be ashamed of the shoddy work that they put out. Captions should be treated as a part of the production, just like filming, editing, audio balancing, etc - and anything that releases with missing or bad captions should be seen as unfinished

#the subtitle mistakes i've seen are absolutely fucking embarrassing #subtitles should make something easier to understand not harder #and i can hear just fine so i'm lucky! #i've seen the kind of mistakes that would make an entire video unintelligible to someone who doesn't have the audio for any reason #it's unacceptable

[crusty-chimichanga1800]

Threw something together i hope it's funny

#please tell me no one's done this yet #that would be SO EMBARRASSING #the sandman #morpheus #dream of the endless #tom sturridge #this is all that's going through my head rn #he has me in a chokehold #i had to add him to my Simp List and that is NOT A GOOD THING #shark boy and lava girl #bc that movie was a TRIP #click for better quality obviously bc tumblr hates images 🙄

[introvert-time-art]

"being trans is a choice" do you honestly think i would CHOOSE to get gender euphoria from wearing knee-length basketball shorts?? that's humiliating

#nonbinary #trans #transmasc #transmasculine #transgender #i look like adam sandler and feel like myself thats so embarrassing #thank god it's not exclusively basketball shorts though #i would look a fool all the time

[red-winters]

Boy I sure hope I don’t regret this coffee

#blogchatter #the LAST thing I need is to need to go the bathroom in the middle of proceedings #that would be so embarrassing #I should’ve gotten the Tall not the grande but my indecisive brain betrayed me and blurted out the default grande #I’ll just drink half? slightly less than half?