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2ndaryprotocol Β· 1 year
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#NowWatching The Puppet Masters (1994) πŸ›ΈπŸ§ πŸš
β€œπ™Έ πšπš˜πš—β€™πš πš πšŠπš—πš 𝚝𝚘 πšŽπš—πš πšžπš™ πš•πš’πš”πšŽ πšπš‘πšŠπš. πšƒπš›πšŠπš™πš™πšŽπš πš’πš—πšœπš’πšπšŽ πš–πš’ πš˜πš πš— πš‹πš˜πšπš’.”
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mudwerks Β· 5 months
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(via JHALAL DRUT: Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice (1969))
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xxchromies Β· 9 months
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For all da girlies who want to bang school shooters/mass murderers
This might be controversial but I think murder is bad. If YOU are struggling with hybristophilia for a mass murderer, never fear! I thought of an idea for how you can stop this. What you have to do is listen to the Heather the Musical soundtrack and imagine that you are Veronica and your beloved murderer of choice is JD. Allow yourself to go on a fantastic journey of imagination. No doubt this will heal you from your sexual perversions. You will see that it is not very nice to have a murderer boyfriend after all! If it helps you can make all the other characters people you know in real life or whoever you want
This is more likely to work if you're also a maladaptive daydreamer. Nothing against da hybristophiles. I'm not upset with y'all cause I know y'all are mentally ill. I just thought I'd help y'all out since I am very malevolent. Peace and love.
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weclassybouquetfun Β· 4 months
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Happy Belated National Spouses Day!
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providing-leverage Β· 4 months
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I've had a fic idea kicking around in the back of my mind for a while where Ted and Beard give the team a safe sex talk.
Because these two came not just from coaching a whole different sport, but a whole different demographic college-age young men who grew up in the US, probably in red/conservative states. And in the US, especially red states, we don't get sex ed in high school. Abstinence-only is the norm.
The first time I got any kind of sex ed that wasn't preaching abstinence was in a college course where my professor had realized that this gap in our education, while sucking for us, also impeded our ability to understand some of the later material. She developed a sex ed course taught over two weeks or so.
In this vein, Ted and Beard realized while working with college students that their teams were lacking some vital info about things like STDs and consent. So they threw together a power point which they normally present at the beginning of a season, which is part of their getting settled ritual.
The original premise of this fic was something fun, comedic and fluff filled. Pure crack. I have done zero research on sex education in the K and other countries where the AFC Richmond players are from but I'm sure it's better than the United States because the bar is on the floor. Plus these guys are older and more experienced so the talk would be a refresher kinda thing. I was going to throw in a few paragraphs about how Ted and Beard made an effort to include talk about non straight sex too, for that to resonate with Colin. Maybe make this happen when Trent was shadowing Ted, or have Trent hear rumors and grill Ted about it like he did about Sam's birthday party.
But then, just now, it occurred to me that depending on the timeline, Jamie might still be there. So it's early season 1. Maybe just after the gala. And when Ted starts talking about how consent matters so so much, not just for the girl but the guy too, that brings up some...stuff.
Because they're talking about informed, enthusiastic consent. What counts as consent. Relationship dynamics. How you do it because you want to, not because you've been told by a partner or society that you should. Honestly might segway into asexual spectrum Jamie because my own asexuality colors my writing and interpretation of characters (Jamie being ace in sex-positive, likes to make his partners feel good vein, similar to how @zehwulf talked about evidence towards Ted being asexual) and also because I enjoy ace-ifying characters.
Anyway, the TLDR of it: I had a fun idea and now I'm thinking about Jamie Tartt's trauma. A normal occasion, in this fandom, I think.
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shapituha Β· 9 months
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HUMANIZATIONS!!
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keep-it-light Β· 5 months
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😳 Okay...I just found this and I don't know what to do with myself now. This must be an outtake or promotional shot from CANDYMAN. I...I'm just gonna....AAHHAHAAAHHAHAHHHA! *thud* (is now flat on the floor drooling)😝
WHY DOES TED RAIMI HAVE TO BE SO HOT HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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koxiia Β· 4 days
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four men in uniform to carry home my little soldier :c
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brookezilla Β· 1 year
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Why are my main ships all middle-aged hetero couples with second chance at love tropes?
Really driving home that mommy/daddy issues trip smh
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madame-fear Β· 5 months
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I HATE HAVING A CELEBRITY CRUSH O SO MUCH SOMEONE SLAP IT OUT OF ME IT FUCKING HURTS
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mindibindi Β· 11 months
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So, wanted to get some hiatus rec lists going and encourage some self promo in my friends so how about sharing your top fics no matter how big or small - give us the links to your wonderful words with the Most hits/Most kudos/Most comments/Most bookmarks /Most words/Least words
I was tagged by @lovelikewildness to share my greatest ff hits but I'm a fanfic dinosaur so while this is in Ao3 parlance, I'm gonna use a mixture of Ao3 (where I am mindy_makru_tutu) and FF.net (where I am mindy35) cos not all of my fics have made it across to Ao3.
Most Hits, Kudos & Comments (on Ao3): Fugitive | Bodyguard | David x Julia | Rated M | Available on ff.net
Most Views & Reviews (on ff.net): Collateral Damage | SVU | Elliot x Olivia | Rated M | Available on Ao3
Most Faves (on ff.net): Anywhere But Here | SVU | Elliot x Olivia | Rated T | Available on Ao3
Most Bookmarks (on Ao3): The 8th Day | SVU | Elliot x Olivia | Rated E | Available on ff.net
Most Words (on Ao3): This Never Happened & The Lucky Ones (Series) | Bodyguard | David x Julia | Rated E |Available on ff.net here and here
Most Words on (ff.net): The Rice Trilogy (Series) | Cheers Darlin' | 9 Crimes | My Favorite Faded Fantasy | SVU | Elliot x Olivia | Rated M | Not Available on Ao3
Least words ever: Party of One | 30 Rock | Jack x Liz | Rated K | Not Available on Ao3 *** Author's Note: In the past, I have written 260+ stories for NCIS (Kate x Gibbs), 30 Rock (Jack x Liz), Doctor Who (Ten x Donna), Castle (Caskett), Law and Order: SVU (Elliot x Olivia), Ashes to Ashes (Gene x Alex), Bodyguard (David x Julia) and Ted Lasso (Ted x Rebecca). At some point, Ao3 helpfully decided to start importing my early NCIS stories so I figured I better get my ass in gear. I have posted a selection of my stories there, something to represent each fandom and linked to my ff.net profile where everything lives. If going to ff.net is super annoying and anyone wants some old faves posted to Ao3, just let me know.
That said, don't forget about ff.net (even if only when Ao3 goes down) and don't forget about old authors. There is good stuff on ff.net. There are gems to be found amongst dusty ole stacks. Fanfiction archives are libraries. Don't expect an algorithm. Expect an adventure. Search. Experiment. And don't forget to tell old authors what you think. We're still out there. I still get random reviews (mostly on my SVU stuff) and it makes my day just as much now as it did in the past.
And I tag @it-is-bugs @doesntgoaway @baronessblixen @alexdrakes @xyber116 @aloysiavirgata @syntax6 and...oh I don't know how many to tag and who is still writing but do it if you wanna. And that means YOU, shy fanfic writer who happened to see this and started mentally dusting off that story that didn't get the love it deserved. You have been tagged!
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oldkitty Β· 1 year
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NASA Remembers Fallen Heroes
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doodlboy Β· 8 days
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New fear unlocked
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providing-leverage Β· 5 months
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I caved and started outlining the fic where Isaac gets stuck in a time loop of 3Γ—08 and just keeps finding out that Colin is gay in the worst ways possible
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gaytedlasso Β· 1 year
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πŸ“‚ one for Supernatural
πŸ“‚ one for Ted Lasso
Spn - young Dean paints using the ink from broken pens he swipes from motels (going along with my general artist Dean headcanon)
TL - Beard and Ted have kissed during the excitement of a victory at least 3 times (and are just passing it off as guys being guys)
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jennrg Β· 5 months
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(Credit to the owner)
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