#tbh this is opening a can of worms

[write-it-motherfuckers]

what if we replace fuck marry kill with hug adopt slap for underage characters. better version

How about hug, adopt, therapy? H.A.T for short

#write-it-motherfuckers #mod speaks #ask #asks #askbox #ask box #inbox #answer #answers #reply #response #tag meme #ask meme #meme #tag #tbh this is opening a can of worms #you have no idea how ridiculously long the list of kits I desperately wish to adopt is #my answers might just all turn into adopt adopt adopt #fmk #h.a.t

[thotsfortherapy]

can we please be allowed to actually just hate our shitty parents. society's like "but they birthed you how could you hate them!" because they SUCK. next question

#cy says stuff #i have been trying to be more honest with myself about how i feel with regards to my family and im like well. #tbh nothing positive ! #sorry yall this is not positivity content #however i will blame my therapist for opening this entire can of worms dont worry i am seeing them soon but ahhh #i am having emotions

[strangeasf]

Eddie: You and Tommy have the right idea..

Me: ha?? are you saying what I thi-

Eddie: Stay single. Hang out with the boys.

#911 abc #911 spoilers #it's okay baby take your time #you gonna get there eventually #this is repressed queer if i ever seen one #i swear to fucking god #this man have commitment issues with every woman who wasn't mother of his son #and I don't want to understimate his relationship with marisol #I actually think she's really sweet #and tbh I don't get what beef fandom have with her #other than she's a new romantic interest who “stay on the way” of buddie #and that's another can of worms I don't want to open right now #but let's be real #she doesn't even have a surename yet #how serious she could be? #911 season 7 #eddie diaz #buck x eddie

[soldier-poet-king]

I know I have terminal insane silly brain disease and my feelings on this matter will change in probably the next 5 minutes but like

Damn I am funny and hot and generally trying to be kindhearted and good, and my teasing and flirting and emotional rambling, which is maybe Too Much at times, is still a privilege and a blessing, not a burden, to the people around me

#the duality of fran #i say teasing and flirting but its not even necessarily romantic #my flirting is indistinguishable from my platonic affection because i cant comprehend ever falling for someone who's not a friend first #dating apps??? could not be me. (reason 237384883 im single) #but anyway! i love you! if youre reading this yes you! #standing invitation to come flirt or joke or tease or yell passionately about both silly and also serious things in my inbox always #i contain MULTITUDES and tbh!!! most of them are pretty great!!! #yes everything is bad and I'm work stressed and ive had a 5 day long tummy ache and headache #and its a zillion degrees and the ac is broken and i cant wear short sleeves bc my boss hates tattoos #and id rather not have to open that can of worms with HR #and im so so so so tired and my meeting is tmrw and i havent prepped #and also im having mad scruples and idk if its like the normal flavour or it means smthn #unsettling confession dreams. i try not to read into them bc i have the connect everything to make meaning disease #and it fuels my ocd #but oh boy we live in a but what if state of being #However. maybe sometimes the but what if can be good #but what if things work out. what if love and kindness find you. what if there is joy and beauty not just despite but because of the horrors #what if all shall be well at the end of all things

[catilinas]

doomed by the narrative < physically possessed by the narrative. tbh

#like yessssss become complicit in your own destruction you’re so infelix aha #this is about furor as a concept + turnus in aeneid 7 onwards #but also tbh. caesar in the pharsalia. although that is more complicated bcs a version of caesar also Created the narrative. once by being a #historical actor in it and then again by turning it into de bello civile #oh also cassandra and *a can of prophetic worms has now been opened. silius’ hannibal is in there!* #sine me furere ante furorem ouggddjbvdrjkbsdbmbdsc #or how resist his fate’s prevailing course? #beeps

[silverstream2]

*points at Vergil* Love that asexual!

#Sil Talks #“But Nero exists-” #yes so do asexuals that have varying levels of libido #and can be sex favorable #(tho tbh I headcanon that Vergil just tried it once #just out of curiosity and annoyingly insistent libido #and then was just like 'nah; I'm good' #I could still see him being open to sex like. once in a blue moon MAYBE. #if it was with the right person #but in general? Nah.) #also don't headcanon him as aromantic #tho in my mind him trying to be in a romantic relationship with ANYONE would be a whole 'nother can of worms #because the dude basically stopped having a normal life at like. 8? #and then had a “normal” for a devil hunter life only until he was like. 19? #so yeah #dude has so much trauma to work through before he even has a decent relationship with his family #never mind friendship #or romance #Devil May Cry #totally fine with people headcanoning him as aro too #I see you and ilu #I could see him as maybe demiromantic?

[airbrushfather]

just kind of like, wondering, am i allowed to imply someone is a monsterfucker in a totally unrelated fic about like, feelings and shit? or is that gonna open a can of worms?

#in my heart and soul can i honestly be the person who publically airs the concept to this tiny tiny fandom? really? #whenever i start opening cans of worms it becomes a huge worm monster that is not fuckable but is in fact very mean #see: texan intersection #actually don't #try not to see texan intersection ever #but can i like offhandedly mention that that's like A Thing someone thinks about or will that get me in trouble #slash held accountable for having to follow through on that thought #neither are something i want tbh like i just kind of want it to be an unquestioned truth that he would probably at least #consider a fantasy dil #this fic isn't even about that he's literally a virgin here i just need something scandalous for him to think about in the shower #@ god why didn't you make me some normal suburban girl named bethany or something why do i even have to worry about these things

[lander64]

Wouldn’t it be funny (and probably kinda cool) if the strange animals that’ll appear in Ivypools Heart are the protagonists of the Erins other Xenofiction characters? Like the bears from Seekers?

Let’s just mess up the lore even more lol.

#honestly it would open a can of worms for the series #we’d have to go and actually read those books #tbh I’m surprised no one in the fandom has had a look at the Erin books series #could be interesting to see the differences and similarities between them and wc #warrior cats #wc spoilers #Warrior cats speculation? #lander rambles

[avocado-frog]

how am i supposed to live laugh love under these conditions

tldr for tags my mom found an old journal of mine and read through it so i accidentally outed myself to her lols

#might be a vent in the tags jsyk #but brooo i had this journal when i was 14-15 and my MOTHER read it today because she Could (tm) #the journal in question was in a box in the storage unit that clearly had my name on it so she chose to open it and read through the journa #right so the journal in question had the name isaac on it and i am not out to her #i guess i fuckin am NOW??? #but she hasnt said anything ab that. she def saw it tho. RIGHT on the cover #but no her focus was that i wrote that i. didnt particularly care for her when she lived with her boyfriend which is a WHOLE can of worms #but tdlr on him he kicked my brother and i out bc my brother used his phone past his bedtime. we were 13 and 11 #and he fought with my mom + 11 yr old brother every night for like four years. which sucked a lil tbh #i dont know what she EXPECTED it to say #gonna be real im a little mad #because like girlllllllll you chose to open that box and then open that book and like that's mineeeee you cant just do that shit :( #i dont have to deal with it for two more days. am at my dad's house #i am fixing it with the power of ✨white out✨ #WHICH I SHOULDNT HAVE TO DO. IT'S LITERALLY MINE #if i keep thinking about this im going to explode #vent #??? #i think #ok update like an hour later. i read a little bit of the journal that she read and uhh SHIT. #girlie i wrote all THAT and you're upset because i wrote that i dont like your boyfriend??? okay

[lustrethings]

I am absolutely fascinated with my obsession with TBOSAS and young Coriolanus because truth be told I would want to absolutely deck that guy on a good day and I don't mean in the "oh he turns evil down the line" way or even "his personality is kinda foul" way NO I mean it in the "to me he's so politically stupid and/or selfish I want to physically knock sense into him" way

#mf would go ''Ah the greatness of the Capitol'' ONCE #and I would have to physically restrain myself from saying ' #''yeah I mean it's got you out there poor as shit and starving- #so if you're that fucking stupid to not see or not want to see that the system is a problem that's on you actually '' #I wish I was joking but it's a visceral reaction I just think it's so funny it's stronger than me #I'm kind of genuinely impressed he climber his way back to the top tbh in a fucked up way #(it's a statement the fact it was impossible for him to do that in any ethical way but I'm not about to open that can of worms) #Coriolanus Snow #the ballad of songbirds and snakes

[strangerays]

i think that’s enough gaslight gatekeep girlbossing for today

#I have to wake up at five tomorrow #oh joy #you what tho I did kick ass at writing and reading goals today #I was really nostalgic and a bit sad tbh becauseeee I just did not feel connected to my old self at all #not gonna open that whole can of worms but it had a lot to do with feeling disconnected to my creativity/wrapping up my first year of colleg #and also writing my book has really made me miss who I was in high school #idk yanno? #I felt a bit sad today but it was still a good one(: #goodnight

[macdenlover]

not macdennis queerbait discourse on my dash in 2022

#they dont owe lgbtq people canon macdennis #mac’s coming out arc not being centered around dennis is what made it meaningful tbh #as much as i want it i don’t think it has anything to do with representation at this point it #it has everything to do with the direction of the show though. because theyve never had an actual long term relationship on the show #and it would impact the group dynamic and it opens such a massive can of worms #so if they DO do it it would require a ton of planning so it doesn’t fuck up the premise of the show #i still think they’re leading to something and if they do go canon it would be in the last season of the show #but until then im happy just speculating and playing with the little scenarios in my head #what IS homophobic tho is how rob hasn’t kissed a dude on the show 🙄 suck it up loser #where is ryan reynolds when u need him #anyways. u dont need to morally rationalize everything about whether or not a ship is canon. #bc all the arguments u make about them not following through with macdennis apply to chardee too #yeah so. not queerbait not canon but a secret third thing

[gaytobymeres]

Haircut acquired and it feels so good

#I wanted her to shave my sides but I already asked for it shorter and didn’t want to ask a second time lol #I should start going to the barbers tbh but that’s a whole can of worms I don’t want to open

[dribs-and-drabbles]

Wait...Build is older than Bible by 3.5 years?!

#I don't know why but I found this quite...surprising... #I was just reading about the age difference between kim and chay #and/or jeff and barcode #so I went looking at all their ages... #and this was unexpected tbh #it's so interesting...sometimes age can be so subjective #I mean. yes. the amount of time we've been alive is set #but our 'spiritual' age can really vary #not to mention how others perceive us based on cultural and societal bias #but that's a whole can of worms I don't need to open... #kinnporsche #kinnporsche series #kinnporsche the series #petevegas #or #vegaspete

[dollfairy]

I don't feel any attachment to my first name and often when I think about it I don't feel much like a "Chelsea" at all -- that said, I can't think of any other name that fits better, or that I connect with more. I wish I had a different name, I wish I had a name I liked

#tbh in high school i really liked James but that would open a whole other can of worms #personal

[rubberbandballqueen]

now that i've been working w/kids on a much smaller scale, i'm starting to understand how uncommon it is to meet kids you can easily connect with

#finding kids who like you isn't too hard so long as you're nice to them #but that often ends up with sitting there n nodding as they babble to you abt stuff you don't fully understand lol #i've said it a couple times but i don't really feel like i know how to talk to kids bc i don't really know how to like #tailor my language to them; n a lot of kids are surprisingly incurious n won't ask if they don't understand smth #but yesterday we had a kid who seems pretty sharp; n when i explained things to him he seemed to actually sit n absorb it #then again he's also approaching the age where i find i can actually talk to kids bc they're more likely to start turning brains on #his younger brother has a speech impediment n his mom mentioned it n i was like 'haha it'll be fine #then the younger brother opened his mouth n i was like. 'the mom was not wrong. that speech sure can be impeded.' #the older brother understands at least so i am Desperately Trying to figure out what's going on there for now #they're both pretty obedient kids which is also really nice tbh; their mom seems to be pretty good at like #raising them in a way that is conducive to society/group settings #the worm speaks