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hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!

are you thirty? have a sip!

are you hungry? have a spack!

have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.

are you stick? purt your indies!

do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!

are you tired? break your togs!

do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.

are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!

I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)

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Bothering the beast

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The Beast that Bothers

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you hate me because you know i am funnier and sexier than you. when i jingle my little clown bells and do my silly little jester dance it fills you with anger that i can be so funny and also so sensual in my big, big clown shoes

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one day i will have a cosy flat with a cat in it and occasionally make bread and a cosy soft couch and art and a mancala set that i found at a market and clowns everywhere. and a boy who i love and kiss. and a big table which faces a window. and a desktop computer.

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obsessed with stories that start out silly and stupid and then turn out to be deep and heartbreaking in their beauty. like okay, make me cry at midnight while i reflect on the true meaning of friendship i guess

#not to have a massive head or anything but #🍊 #yeah i make good things sometimes. im a narcissist.

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obsessed with stories that start out silly and stupid and then turn out to be deep and heartbreaking in their beauty. like okay, make me cry at midnight while i reflect on the true meaning of friendship i guess

#not to have a massive head or anything but #🍊 #yeah i make good things sometimes. im a narcissist.

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j has gone home for exactly 24 hours (should have been like 5 hours tomorrow but im not getting into it.) but bc so much of my stuff is here he's let me stay in his house and im terrified because my dinner is in his fridge and what if i see one of his flatmates. aaagh.

#they're all really lovely as well which is the funny thing #but still. I don't live here.

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new sex position were you dont touch at all. in fact one of you dies

#saw 2004

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#always just 'ok' for some reason? idk why

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this is him btw. the loudest bastardest man you ever did see. he was absolutely huge and had absolutely no regard for anything but chaos. go make mischief in the astral realm buddy. go lick taps in hell.

guys. my lil bastard cat died today. pls send him well wishes as he descends into hell where he belongs.

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this is him btw. the loudest bastardest man you ever did see. he was absolutely huge and had absolutely no regard for anything but chaos. go make mischief in the astral realm buddy. go lick taps in hell.

guys. my lil bastard cat died today. pls send him well wishes as he descends into hell where he belongs.

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guys. my lil bastard cat died today. pls send him well wishes as he descends into hell where he belongs.

#i love him so much and he is such a bastard #so crimes #but so sweetheart #i will miss him so much

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just look at this little guy

#ohhhhh my god he is. a fuckigm clown. honk.

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everyday i think of instant gratification monkey

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session 0 today with my gorgeous stupid amgry jaded clown boy. will update with how it goes.

#roscoe gubbins rises from the ashes