#swears

[queerdraws]

favorite moments from opla

#opla #one piece live action #one piece #zolu #dats me in the last panel #swears #suggestive

[dashdotshows]

[start id: a black and white drawing cropped from p.29 of the Usborne Guide to Computer and Video Games (1982). The image shows a chessboard with lights and mechanical arm built in.

Image caption reads: "The robot arm on this chess-board makes all the computer's moves, and removes your pieces when the computer captures them. If the computer loses the game, it flings its arm about, flashes its lights and shrieks." end id.]

I assumed this emotionally dysregulated chess robot was just a 1980s fever dream, but apparently it exists, and glories in the name of "The Novag Robot Adversary":

Quoth the gorgeously Web 1.0 (but still updating in 2023?!) Chess Computer UK:

The Novag Robot Adversary is the most iconic of chess computers. There are several reasons. Firstly, for a product of 1982, its startling futuristic appearance. Secondly the robot arm which in terms of robotic character, comparative speed and range of movement is extraordinary for a consumer product. Thirdly the variety of functions - including autoplay, automatic setting up of the pieces for a new game, trace and review, best move, sound, lights, printer support, and not forgetting the tantrums produced by the ‘emotions’ button which involve waving of the arm, flashing lights and noisy sound. These functions all contribute towards a very impressive and entertaining machine, which was outstanding when it was first sold, and has not been bettered since.

That page also has videos of the machine in action, including this heart-rending footage of it losing its shit:

I am inordinately happy to learn about this.

#usborne #technology #history #gaming #gigantic mood #or something #original content #robit #my heart #murderbot #stabby the roomba #why was i programmed to feel pain #they're doing their best #i heart the internet #swears #no copyright intended

[funneylizzie]

You people could not STOP me from making this

audio from this

#it’s so Mikey and Raph core I absolutely had to!!!!!!!!!! #rise of the tmnt #art tag #rottmnt #save rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #video #swears #rise Raph #rise Mikey #rottmnt raph #rottmnt mikey

[luizastarry]

haha i made this last year. get it. get it. because i made it on thirty fir

#swears #i forgot to post it back then #animator vs animation #animation vs minecraft #ava #avm #alan becker #i wont tag everyone

[slowandsteddie]

Robin: “hey, Steve? Can I borrow your red sweater?”

Eddie, immediately: “absolutely fucking not.”

Robin: “wha— never mind the what, actually. Tell me why.”

Eddie: “because it is a crime to separate our boy from that sweater. He looks so fucking hot in it, Birdie. And I know you won’t give it back for ages.”

Steve, walking in on the conversation: “I don’t think our sex life would survive the loss of that sweater.”

Robin, covering her ears: “GOT IT I GOT IT PLEASE STOP.”

Pic I got off google below the cut ❤️

#stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #steddie #steve stranger things #eddie stranger things #steve x eddie #shitpost #robin buckly #platonic with a capital p #red sweater love #Steve’s red sweater #swears #mention of sex #who loves the sweater more: Steve or Eddie?

[onetruechromosome]

I love how Rebels and Mandalorian made up their own swears and then Andor just had someone mutter “shit.”

It was an experience like no other.

#andor #star wars #curse #swears #dank farrick #karabast #the mandalorian #star wars rebels #rebels

[phantom088]

Swears

Danny: *Get's thrown into a wall by a enemy* Aghhh....Shit! *covers mouth as he sees SpongeBob near*

SpongeBob: Huh? *looks to Danny*

Danny: Umm.... nothing!

SpongeBob:... Okay?? *continues to fight

Timmy: *Walks up to Danny to help him up* You good man?

Danny: Yeh, swore infront of SpongeBob, but don't think he heard it

Timmy: Well, I think in Bikini Bottom, swears are dolphin and whale noises.

Danny: What makes you say that?

SpongeBob: *fighting* Take this you stupid (dolphin noise) hey you, kiss my (whale noise) and you... you're a *gets hit* Ah (dolphin noise)

Danny: *watching* The fuck?

SpongeBob: *walking up* What the (whale noise) is fuck?

#Danny Phantom #Danny Fenton #Timmy Turner #Fairly Oddparents #SpongeBob SquarePants #Nicktoons #Nicktoons Unite #Nickelodeon #Swears #Funny #Humor #For You #Random

[oftheriverseine]

Live Doc Reaction:

[I do not know German and English is my 2nd language!! Please let me know if any of the swears are badly spelt]

Individual drawing + text (handwritten) under the cut:

#when Sen makes art #docm #docm77 #docm77 fanart #doc’s perimeter #kind of? #swears #tw swears #swearing #tw swearing #this is how I imagine Doc reacted to hearing about the perimeter being covered #I am late to this #but that’s okay #Hermitcraft #digital art

[bearmemesreviews]

Chill Bill you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch too bad, they'll kill you.

#bmospeaks #bmoreviews #skylanders #chill bill #original image from yourlocaltoad on tumblr #swears

[necessitoescribir]

¡Los expletivos/insultos*!

Carajo — Shit/Goddamn it/Fuck; also a way to intensify regular sentences

“Dónde carajo está mi celular?” — “Where the fuck is my phone?”

Chucha (de tu) madre — Shit/Goddamn it/Fuck

¿Qué chucha? — What the fuck?

Cojudo — Stupid person

Quiero (culear/cachar) tu madre — I want to fuck your mom

Necesitas ser castrad(o/a) — You need to be castrated

Traga leche — Cum swallower

*I’m pretty focused on learning South American (particularly Peruvian/Ecuadorian) vocabulary, so this list does not include Caribbean, Central American, or Peninsular Spanish

#Spanish #spanish vocab #spanish phrases #learning spanish #spanish language #spanish vocabulary #vocabulary #vocab #langblr #spanish langblr #bad words #spanish curses #curses #spanish swears #swears

[winterstripes]

"Kazooie we're at a funeral"

#banjo kazooie #tkart #SWEARS

[coquelicoq]

my favorite thing about jesus is that his middle name is fucking but his middle initial is H. waow......what a special guy

#like if he initials a form he's writing JFC but if you look at his id it says Jesus H. Christ #abbrevs #slang #swears #my posts

[yaspup9000]

#random polls #swears #idk man

[wanderingchanneler]

I was just wondering what the Rosharan  equivalent of “go to hell in a hand basket” would be, and after thinking about it for a minute, I came up with “go to Damnation in a duffel bag”

#I think I’m hilarious #Stormlight Archive #Roshar #swears #cremposting

[larvabyte]

#galactic boss cyrus #grusha #my art #this was my first time drawing these idiots #iceroadtruckingshipping #swears #gun mention

[moonsugar-and-spice]

Lu Da, what is your favorite swear and why?

Agni’s tits and every variant of it you can imagine is the one I’m likely known for. Might be a strange habit for an Earth Kingdom boy, but the Fire Nation has some of the best swears and a coin’s a coin no matter where it’s minted. But it's not my all-time favorite.

That distinction has to go to the one spawned in frustration with a young fumbling felon who, bless his heart, “Could fall into a barrel of tits and come out sucking his thumb.” I’m not just talking missing the mark; I’m talking missing the mark so spectacularly it made me question whether he could find his ass with both hands and a map.

Mercifully not a phrase I’ve found myself needing often, but it’s a favorite for its combination of ‘What the hell did he just say’ and ‘It’s true, swearing can be an art.’

Fuck me if the kid wasn’t trying his best, but there just wasn’t any hope for him in our line of work. Never woulda said it out loud though, least not to Bao, if I’d known what he’d do to him.

Ask my OC anything

#oc ask game #lu da #atla oc #swears #pirates #thanks for the ask! #oc shenanigans