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coluanprodigy · 9 months
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If you people keep calling him "Shojoman" then at this point I'm just obligated to draw him like this.
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iheartmoons · 8 months
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Today, on this beautiful day, Prince Jam married Princess Moons (ME!) in the Palace of Suns.
(jam!) (moons!)
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We flew off the Palace roof in this car! (There's only one seat 🤭🫣🤔)
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@not-rab
Snail was the AMAZING <3 officiant, who ordered the guards to take the objectors outside, who put on a ceremony for us!!
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Who protected us when we really needed it <3
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@seductive-snail
It was also a forbidden love!! We had a ton of objectors! (Including our ex wives...)
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@iheartaris @kay-disappeared @I DON'T KNOW UR USSERNAME I'LL TAG U WHEN I GET IT
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Would it be weird if I hornyposted about Superman.
I mean he. He was my husband in my memories of him so I don't think so. But what if fictives of my kids find it...... WHAT IF FICTIVES OF CLARK FIND IT.
Mmmm I'm probably going to do it anyway. He's. He's just SO. AUGH.
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redsray · 2 months
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the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?
Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??
Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.
Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.
Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.
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ochibrochi · 4 months
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guilty conscience 😬 (i watched legion of superheroes movie)
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bludmd23 · 1 month
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Pats all of them 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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crystallakec · 10 months
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sophiasrant · 5 months
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hc that no one on the JL (or any of the teams) will let bats do the heavy lifting, ever
Like one day they need to carry an unconscious Flash after a battle and someone else (who has a broken arm) is like “who is well enough that they can carry him” and Batman, ceo of ignoring his injuries™️, is like “I got this” but his mouth starts leaking blood while he’s carrying flash. Superman (who was holding up a building) x-rays him & is like “YOU HAVE THREE BROKEN RIBS AND INTERNAL BLEEDING. WHY ARE YOU CARRYING FLASH?” “…I am well enough to carry flash”
anyway this applies to all bats. Someone asks if someone else can volunteer to help them lift something and, no matter what, Kon puts his hand over Tim’s mouth bc of the broken leg incident™️. Tim will never even be allowed a chance to make a case or attempt to answer the call.
Someone asks if Robin can help to carry something and Jon immediately replies “no he can’t. I’ll do it tho.” bc Damian once tried to conduct cleanup (lifting pieces of broken buildings and concrete) post alien-invasion with a stab wound (it was multiple stab wounds but only Jon figured that out)
Someone asks nightwing if he can carry stuff to the car and all of a sudden you have eight people shouting “NO” bc he once offered to carry someone’s old 60 pound box TV to storage while he had a gunshot wound. They only learned about the gunshot wound after he fainted & the tv fell on top of him.
Jason leaves before anyone can ask him to help with anything
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Steph and Cass fight over who carries the thing for the other person, but usually neither of them volunteer. They're gone the second the battle is over. Babs never has to carry shit even if it's a loaf of bread because she goes "wow, really? have the wheelchair bound girl carry shit for you, sure" so the person stammers and she gets away with it every single time.
Duke is allowed to carry things. (Other teams have yet to find out about his injuries.) In fact, they compliment him on being responsible enough to not over-exert himself. He smiles back. (He's trying not to laugh.)
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Batman is so quiet that he even startles Superman. Clark always jumps and exasperatedly yells at Bruce, "Stop doing that!"
It honestly kind of terrifies the rest of the league that Batman can get the jump on a man with super senses.
One Day Flash asks about it, if Superman has any idea how Batman always manages to sneak up on him.
Clark sheepishly has to explain that he knows Batman’s there, but he doesn't want to hurt his feelings. It wouldn't be nice, so he pretends to be surprised.
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hobiiiebrown · 9 months
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lol
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coluanprodigy · 1 year
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I drew this during a haze in the summer of 2021 and literally forgot to post it. I'm not sure why I made it.
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sisaloofafump · 2 months
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In case it seems like every third comic has Batman in it... you're not wrong. He's been in 38.6% of DC issues since 2020, with a stark increase of 8% each decade since the 90s and surpassing Superman in popularity. Despite this, there's been a massive drop off of comics where he is teamed up with Superman or a Robin (although the amount of group team ups between Batman Family members has increased, as well as Nightwing solos).
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t00thpasteface · 7 months
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while liveblogging btas i got in the accidental bad habit of calling bruce "brucie baby" and now that i'm also liveblogging stas with the same friend i have inexplicably started referring to superman as an "unidentified/unauthorized fucking thing"
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gravygranola · 24 days
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"Oh shit okay this talk is going to happen earlier than I thought that's okay I-"
"What."
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nofacednerd · 9 months
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the mawsm bfu au isn’t actually a ‘what if they went on cryptid hunting adventures together’ au. It’s actually a ‘what if everyone was just a little bit more stupid’ au and I think that’s beautiful.
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rainnyydaysworld · 3 months
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