power girl's best quality: her ability to miss people who don't exist
(based on this panel)
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jason: why won’t you leave my dad alone?!
clark: because we’ve been together for 20 years jason… we have 8 kids, you included, and… we’re in love
duke, in the background: boke!
jason: i’ll find dirt on you yet. i’ve got people working on it.
clark: 🧍🏻
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“why can’t two guys be platonic best friends in peace?” THEY ARE platonic bestfriends. you guys really need to understand that no amount of shipping will change that, canon will stay unchanged so what’s the whining for?
this ‘problem’ only exists in your mind. hope this helps!
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I don’t trust people who make Superman shorter than Batman
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a lot of you think bruce would be really shy and blushy and I ADORE that headcanon because it’s so cute, but let’s not forget that bruce is like endlessly sarcastic and sardonic, so i imagine most of his interactions with clark would more be:
clark: *talking nine to the dozen about yet another plan that would put himself at complete risk*
bruce: —marry me
clark, shellshocked: wha-what?
bruce: just looking for something to shut you up
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Y'know, I want a superbat story from an outsider's pov of someone having a visceral realization at like 3am that it's like birds.
Brightly colored bird- or alien in this case- showing off and trying to impress potential mate- in this case cryptid bat thing- who is much duller in color but way more likely to straight up fight something.
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Bruce: uh, Kent, I need you to pump my gas for the Batmobile.
Clark: why?
Dick: here's a shirt, you read that, it says jersey girls don't pump gas, and I can't do it because I'm not allowed to touch anything highly flammable so please pump his gas.
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Bruce Wayne is definitely bisexual and he is in a relationship with Superman.
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you can always grab huntress by the belt and get the hell out of there. thats one thing they teach you in . superhero marriage counseling
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They’re attending the league’s halloween party
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