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gothamitelove · 9 months
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Hey. Could I request a “dating joker would include…”? (Jared Leto’s joker)
thanks!!
hell yeah!! first im gonna send you over to this post if you haven't already seen it, but here are some other hcs i have for him:
dating leto!joker headcanons:
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this man is VERY touchy. he likes knowing you're nearby, and even more so than that, likes knowing you're his
will absolutely use that to scare away anybody he thinks is making eyes at you
also very fond of giving you stuff. part of it is a possessive thing (a lot of things are, with him), knowing that you're wearing things he gave you, but he also likes giving you things he knows you'll like so you wear that pretty smile for him
he does love it when you smile. he thinks your laugh is the most beautiful sound in the world
when he's asleep, he looks... peaceful, actually. the most peaceful you've ever seen him.
he kind of attaches to you like a koala when you're in the same bed at night. you could be on opposite sides of the bed to start out with but you WILL wake up with him all over you
a HUGE fan of the holding your face in his hands thing
not above sitting in your lap! this is the joker we're talking about, he is nothing if not flexible (in a couple different ways, my friend)
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Joker Masterlist
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Disclaimer: stories are fictitious and should not be taken literally, the behavior is entirely imaginative and the content may be inappropriate
Updated & repaired: 16/07/2023 (if a story won't load or something else, please message me and let me know)
MAIN MASTERLIST
Fluff🌺  Angst 🌩️ Smut❤️‍🔥
MY HEADCANONS W/ OTHER CHARACTERS:
Speak In Flowers 🌺 Flowers speak their own words and show their actions. And your man loves to speak it out loud.
Visiting Your Hometown 🌺 how would your boy act when you drag him along to your hometown
Helping You To Accept Your Stretch Marks 🌺your boy helps you accept your beautiful stretch marks as they are...pure perfection
Explaining To Your Man Kdramas🌺I (V) wrote small drabbles that paired my favorite men and dramas that I absolutely love
Dating A Tattoo Artist 🌺 being a tattoo artist and your boyfriend being part of it
When Tough Times Occur 🌺Life itself can be a pain and with its obstacles, it can seem impossible to overcome it but that’s what makes us stronger as people.
Someone Rubs You The Wrong Way With... 🌺 how would your man protect you when someone doesn’t mind your business
Having A Shower ❤️‍🔥having a shower with your man sounds like heaven right?!
One Thing He Loves About You (Physically Or Mentally)🌺 the title spoils the ending a bit
No Nut November ❤️‍🔥in the glory of No Nut November, you make a bet with your liver saying if they fail you cuff them and use them to your liking but if you lose they get to fulfil one of their fantasies. And you are keen on it to make them lose, by any means.
ASKS
Taking Off Their S/O's Makeup 🌺(Could you do Duncan Vizla,the Joker and whoever else you’d like.)taking off their s/o makeup after they come from a nightout because they are too drunk to do it themselves 💛
Stress Test 🌺can i request Duncan Vizla, the Joker, Victor Creed and what would they do if they see their s/o down because they're stressed due exams?
DRABBLES FROM MY🧠
Leaving Legacy 🌩️the Joker is captured by Batman. Leaving Y/n, his girlfriend to hold up his legacy but what happens when a woman nudges herself between the criminal and the good girl turned mafia leader?
You Just Wrote Your Death Wish 🌺Y/n is taken by the Penguin and Joker is ready to collect
Lipstick Kisses🌺
Living On The Edge 🌺Dating the Joker had its ups and downs, some would say more downs...
Waves 🌩️ J doesn't like waves
Surrounded In Gold🌩️🌺
The Queen Of Gotham🌺
Purple Coat🌺
PICTURE IMAGINE
Joker stealing the world’s rarest and most expensive diamonds as a surprise for you🌺
Joker Looking At You🌺
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Joker x Fem reader
Requested by: anon
Warnings: swearing, threats, violence, joker being joker.
A/n: if you don't like the warnings, please don't read
Request: Can I request a Leto!Joker where the reader is Harley’s younger sister (she is telekinetic) and she is a pyschiatrist and she secretly loves J. One day the reader is in one of J’s sessions with Harley but J keeps looking at the reader until J breaks out and does everything that he did to Harley to the reader. J and the reader go to Ace Chemicals to make their relationship offical (you can add the rest) thank u :)
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Joker sat across from the sisters in a straitjacket. Y/n felt a chill roll down her spine every time he looked her way, but there was something about him that intrigued her. He was handsome, and there was something she saw in his eyes everytime they locked with hers, it wasn't crazy. He knew what he wanted, he knew what he was doing. No amount of therapy was gonna help him, he was perfectly sane. He just wasn't normal, he had a dark side and he chooses to live in his own shadows, behind the mask that is the Joker.
"So who is this?" He asked, nodding towards Y/n.
Harley looked over at her younger sister and smiled.
"Oh, this is my sister, Y/n. She's training to be a psychiatrist, so I thought it would be a great learning experience if she sat in on our session."
The Joker just nodded and kept staring, the session went on and Y/n didn't pay any attention. She at there sketching him on her note pad.
"I'm curious." She said. "Do you feel anger towards anyone here?"
Joker slowly looked over at her. Fuck this man was terrifying, she didn't know how Harley couldn't get up and bolt for the door.
"No."
"Okay, just asking." Y/n went back to sketching the man.
Over the next few weeks Harley and Y/n went back and forth with the sessions, they made a schedule on which one of them would be evaluating him on this day and that day. Harley began noticing changes between the two, y/n had even told him the secret that only the two of them knew about.
"I like your sister." Joker said. "She's innocent."
Harley looked up from her papers, she knew what this man could do to y/n, he could brainwash her and get her to do his bidding. Joker could play the "I was framed! Poor me!" Act to make her feel bad and let him out. Or worse she could fall in love with him.
"Yeah well, she's not coming here anymore."
"Why is that?" He asked.
"I don't want you using her. She's not who you think."
Harley got up to leave, she got to the door and stopped when she heard The joker speak.
"Telekinesis is a new one in Gotham. You think I'd use her to get to her ability?"
Harley felt rage as she flung the door open and stormed out of the room. She wanted a transfer, she was done with this psychotic clown.
Y/n entered Arkham and walked down the hall towards Jokers cell. She ducked behind a filing cabinet when she saw Harley come plowing by.
Y/n had one of the guards unlock his cell and let her in, Joker smiled and leaned against the wall.
"I thought your sister didn't want you near me?"
"Harley doesn't know I'm here."
They sat down, she didn't ask the normal questions. Instead, they had a real conversation.
"I need a machine gun." He said while leaning over the table.
"A machine gun?"
Joker smiled. "You can get it for me can't you?"
"But-"
The Joker stood and came to her side of the table. He gently touched her cheek and leaned in, whispering in her ear. This man made her feel scared, but she wanted more. She was addicted to this man and she didn't know why. Was this love?
"I need a machine gun, Y/n. Can you get it for me?"
"I...yes."
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Y/n was in her office at Arkham when the gunshots could be heard, the screams rang through the hall as running feet fleeing for the exits came flying passed her door.
Two men busted it down and came at her, she struggled but they had her in a tight grip. The brought her into another room and slammed her down on a table. She felt them strap her down, the room when quiet all but the screams that could be heard outside.
"What do we have here?" Joker yelled.
He walked into the room, he was wearing nothing but pants, shoes, and rubber purple gloves. Joker came closer and aggressively lowered the lamp, blasting her in the eyes with the light.
"What the fuck!?" Y/n pulled at the straps. "I helped you!"
"You helped me?" He asked. "By erasing my mind? No you left me in a black hole of rage and confusion. You and your spiteful bitch sister."
Joker smiled and turned to the table beside him, he began rummaging through items.
"The sister who tried to keep you from me." He moved his head back and forth, cracking his neck. "like she could ever keep us apart."
He picked up two metal things attached to cords. Fear struck Y/n, she started pulling at the straps again, trying to get away.
"What are you planning?" She asked. "You gonna kill me?"
"No, I'm not gonna kill ya, Sweetheart. I'm just gonna hurt ya, really really bad."
"Yeah? You don't know me that well then. Cuz I can take it."
Joker smiled and took off his belt, the sound clanking of the metal going right to her core. He straighted it and had her bite it.
"This is gonna hurt, so I suggest you don't spit this out. We don't want you breaking your teeth now do we?"
J turned in the machine and pressed the metal devices to both sides of her head. Pain shot through her making her bite the belt so hard it hurt her jaw.
All she could hear was the screech if the machine, gun shots ringing through the halls and the joker laughing.
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Y/n was looking down at the giant barrels of bubbling chemicals. Joker paced back and forth behind her, he gently gripped her hips and turned her to face him.
"Would you die for me?" He asked.
"I-"
"That's too easy....would you...would you live for me?"
Y/n looked him in the eyes as she answered, she wanted him to know she ment it.
"Yes."
"Careful, my dear." Joker circled her. "Don't say this oath thoughtlessly."
He leaned in close, their lips nearly touching.
"Desire becomes surrender, surrender becomes power." He gently places a kiss on her lips. He stayed close. "Are you ready to surrender to your fate? To me?"
She slowly backed up towards the edge, Y/n could see he didn't believe she's do it. He thought she was too weak. Y/n smile and blew him as kiss before letting herself fall over the edge.
Joker watched her sink into the green liquid. He turned and began slowly walking away before he stopped. Joker tilted his head side to side, cracking his neck before he pulled his leather jacket off and jumped over after her.
Y/n felt the air being forced back into her lungs as her eyes shot open, Joker was holding her close and looking at her with hunger in his eyes. He leaned in and closed the gap between them, the kiss was passionate. He pulled away slowly, he smiled and whispered.
"Pretty pretty pretty pretty."
THE END ❤️
I'm gonna make a part 2
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shoefuckerr · 2 months
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jokersxcookies83 · 7 months
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Hi♡
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killingick · 2 years
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“—A heart scares you and a gun doesn’t?”
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dailyflicks · 8 months
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The Suicide Squad (2019) dir. James Gunn
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letoghanima · 11 months
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THE SUICIDE SQUAD (2021) dir. James Gunn
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bougiebutchbitch · 10 months
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it's a sliding scale, guys
(I will accept criticism on this, especially in the form of new jokers to add to the scale)
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fyeahvillains · 5 months
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BIRDS OF PREY (2020) dir. Cathy Yan
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gothamitelove · 2 years
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cellmates (joker x reader hcs)
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god knows why you're in arkham asylum, but you are, and that's just how it is. you don't waste your time thinking about the past- what matters is now, and how you're going to survive here.
they haven't assigned you a cellmate yet, since you're still staying in the emergency ward. it's only been a few days, and it's clear this place does not have its shit sorted out yet.
but when the scruffy-looking guard with the beard does give you your assigned cell, he looks like the cat that's just eaten the entire pet store's stash of canaries. the name on the paper he shows you reads Joker.
you try to get out of this. it's got to be some human rights violation to shove you in with him. he'll either kill you or drive you mad, he's done it to others before
nobody listens to you, though, because of course they don't.
the joker takes an immediate, very strange liking to you. maybe it's because you don't let him just do whatever he wants- this is a civilized society, dammit, and he'd better sleep in his own bed before you make him.
he thinks it's very cute, and continues to do whatever he wants anyway. eventually you give up on the bed debacle and just sleep on his when he's being difficult about it
has his weird, aggressive mood swings that you learn to predict and avoid better than anybody else. it makes you nearly invaluable to other inmates and the prison staff when it comes to “what will he let us do today”
can be very touchy, especially in front of people he doesn’t like (read: the guards)
you volunteer information about yourself to him- he never tells you anything about himself in return. it’s just not something he ever speaks about, and you don’t push him on it.
but he does listen to you when you talk, even when it looks like he isn’t. he remembers just about everything you say and will quote you in conversations with other people
sometimes you think he’s going to kill you. it’s not a happy go lucky relationship you’ve got here- but it is one of the only consistent ones he has, and he won’t let go of it easily at all. he doesn’t kill you. but on some occasions, he comes very close.
anyway good luck being locked up with him 23/7!! you’re really gonna need it. (i swear i could write an actual fanfiction about this nobody enable me)
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rowanmeierotto · 11 days
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Sketched some of my favorite Harley designs because I just watched the Folie à Deux trailer
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chewbacca · 11 months
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THE SUICIDE SQUAD (2021) dir. James Gunn
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battybrownboo · 28 days
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Call me crazy but I think this guy is a homosexual
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jokersxcookies83 · 3 months
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bottomless-brainrot · 30 days
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he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn
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