#sugar surprise

[why-does-this-happen-to-me]

I like the song Sugar in my coffee because coffee is something that I haven't tried, but I have the feeling that I wouldn't like it, but also because it feels like a story about asexuality in a way. Like, the guy doesn't like coffee, but meets a "coffee guy" that calls them a child because they says that they are more of a hot chocolate guy themselves. The coffee guy drives the other to his coffee warehouse because surely his coffee will make them change their taste. Before they drinks it the singer is like: Yes, this is it, I'll be able to relate to other people about this and talk about it. They hate it. I don't think I have to explain what my brain understood in this song. (I know that he goes by they/he, but in the song the other is referred only as he, so I only used they to make sure it was easy to undertand who I was talking about every time).

I thought about searching the song in google before posting this and this is the third thing that shows up:

So yes, I was right.

#aroace #ace #aro #Sugar in my coffee #The narcissist cookbook #Surprised that the tag Sugar in my coffee has zero mentions of this song #Also didn't know that The narcissist cookbook goes by they/he #Every new thing I learn about this singer (basically everything)(I just found the song on spotify by chance) makes this even better #Also this post was way shorter in my head

[smile-files]

i'm just a ragdolly... :)

#dandy's doodles #the amazing digital circus #tadc #tadc ragatha #raggedy ann #lalaloopsy #lalaloopsy crumbs sugar cookie #crumbs sugar cookie #goody gardens #gg #gg namby-pamby #i just had to draw all of the lovely ragdolls together!! <3 #i'm really pleasantly surprised with how their hair turned out. yarn is surprisingly hard to draw!!! #raggedy ann's hair is especially hard to draw (such a cute but hard-to-read style...) so i'm proud of that :) #i love dolls i love them so much!!!!!! especially soft dolls that are perfect for playing and hugging and snuggling with :D #kin #(oh yeah this is the thing i was busy drawing all day. hehe)

[strawberryteabunny]

package arrived ૮꒰ ྀི◜༝◝꒱ა

#lolita fashion #baby the stars shine bright #victorian maiden #egl fashion #mine #sugar bouquet stationery and sleeping alice my beloved #had to oxy clean the heck out of that dress though omg and the kc #also my first VM pieces!! very excited #and I found GLB no 2 which is excellent #I want to collect all the <2011 ones first then move to the newer ones #also very happy with another solid cotton OP for summer and the socks #I’m getting a lot more green in my wardrobe I like it #and they have little bows! #there’s also 2 IW handkerchiefs but they’re hard to spot #I didn’t even know brands made handkerchiefs but I’m not surprised I guess

[the-cookie-of-doom]

Here is my role reversal AU where the Kittisawats are the powerful mafia family, and the Theerapanyakuls are the poor brothers cousins trying to survive. Also they’re all sex workers. 

Tankhun is the overworked and overstressed eldest trying to take care of his family. Korn is a sick old man, likely to die any day now, and Gun is their shady, unreliable uncle who takes advantage of his brother’s failing health and the boys for his own gain. He’s part of a low-level gang; robberies, muggings, minor car theft. Nothing that would get the attention of actual organized criminals. A scumbag. 

Kinn and Vegas are the primary supports. Tankhun does his best, but he’s got his own trauma to work through. Kinn is the bartender fucking patrons for extra tips; Vegas is just a prostitute, and he doesn’t try to hide it. He also deals drugs on the side, and sometimes is forced into helping with Gun’s crimes. First as a lookout when he was young, then as an active participant. Kinn and Khun both fight with him about his methods. Kinn, because he thinks Vegas is reckless, getting involved with his father like that. He won’t be able to avoid the police forever if he keeps engaging in violent crime. Vegas thinks none of them can afford to be scrupulous with their morals, and none of them can deny that he delivers. 

Tankhun, a former prostitute himself, until he was kidnapped and… had a bad time… scolds Vegas for being so reckless with his own sex work. He’s terrified of anyone in his family going through the same things he did. Now he’s agoraphobic as hell, terrified of strangers, and only manages to pull himself together for the sake of his family. He still does sexwork, but now he’s just a camboy; there isn’t much else he can do that doesn’t require him to leave the house, when he’s a college drop-out with no qualifications or marketable skills. 

Kim’s bright plan was to become a YouTube sensation, get famous, and make it so none of his family ever has to work again. It doesn’t pan out quite that way. He does have and maintain a channel for his music, sharing recording equipment with Tankhun, but it’s small time. He does have a significant amount of subscribers; between that and his patreon, it’s not enough to live off of, but it’s enough for him to put himself through school. Anything extra he gets goes towards his family; Tankhun always tries to protest, but Kim can see the way some of the tension leaves his eyes when he doesn't have to worry about the month’s bills. Unlike the elder cousins, the closest Kim ever comes to sex work is playing his guitar shirtless on his patreon. Maybe a couple times people have offered to pay him for ~extra services~, but he just can’t bring himself to do it. 

Macau is still in high school. He tutors people for extra cash (read: does their assignments for a hefty fee) and helps Kim edit his music/videos. Wants to be a DJ someday. The two of them are close, as the babies of the family. Closer than Kim is to his own brothers, but the same can’t be said for Vegas; he and Macau are thick as thieves. 

One day Kinn gets a job as a personal bartender. He doesn’t bother trying to hide that he’s working for Porsche Kittisawat, and Kim isn’t shy about calling him a kept boy. He doesn’t begrudge his brother the choices he makes, he just wishes Kinn didn’t have to make them. Kinn puts up a good front, but Kim knows the craves the intimacy of a lasting relationship. He’s desperate for something real. To love and be loved. Kim is too jaded to stake any belief in finding something like that. 

Then he meets Chay. 

Chay is actually a fan of his. A very generous fan who regularly makes sizeable donations. Kim owes his upgraded recording equipment to Chay’s generosity, though he has no idea who his online benefactor is. 

Kim is local talent. Sometimes he gets called to play small shows every once in a blue moon. Kinn is pretty good at pulling the strings to get Kim booked at his club, courtesy of Porsche, who’s really making the offer on Chay’s behalf. It’s how Kim ends up meeting Chay. Not that he makes the connection. 

Chay is in the crowd, watching him with more interest than he thinks he’s earned. Kim thinks it’s regular attraction, the kind he’s used to. Used to it dropping off when people get to see the real him too; his pretty face isn’t enough to make up for his ugly life, especially when his personality isn’t enough to act as a buffer. Kim buys him a drink after the show anyway. They talk, they flirt, Chay admits to being a fan, which is nice. Kim’s never been recognized before. 

They start seeing each other. Kim still doesn’t connect Chay ro Kinn or to his favorite subscriber. Thanks to Kinn (and Chay’s) efforts, he keeps doing shows. Gets booked for better clubs as he proves himself able to handle it. He doesn't want to know what it cost his brother; he hopes it’s not too much, and Kinn always assures him he’s fine. He seems to mean it, and Kim is just selfish enough not to question it if it means his dream coming true. He starts promoting his shows online, and Chay is there at every one. Pretty soon that leads to seeing each other outside of shows, too, then going on dates. 

It’s building towards something. But before they can fall over that edge, Kim finds out about everything. The mafia, Chay’s subscription, Chay getting him these shows. All but paying for him. Kim is devastated. He knew better than to trust Chay from the start, it was too good to be true, and now look at what’s happened. 

He goes to his family. 

Tankhun, shrewd as ever, tells him it doesn’t change anything just because he knows now. Vegas, ruthless, tells him to use Chay for everything he’s worth until the money dries up. Macau thinks it’s romantic; that Chay admired him from afar, only for them to meet by chance and fall in love. Except they didn’t meet by chance, and Kim isn’t in love. 

Kinn understands, though. Kim didn’t expect him to. He didn’t give his brother enough credit. He thought Kinn would be like Vegas and Khun. Instead he tells Kim to follow his heart. He knows Kim isn’t like them, isn’t built for the kind of life where he can set aside his feelings and use someone else for his own gain. He’s too much of an artist for that. 

Kim tells all of this to Chay, who says that he doesn’t want to buy Kim, either. If Kim doesn’t return his feelings, that’s okay. They can go back to the way they were. They can be friends, or Chay can just be an anonymous name on a screen. He wants to be with Kim, but he doesn’t want to pay Kim to pretend with him. 

It’s exactly what Kim needed to hear. 

#cookie writes #kimchay #kinnporsche #Kim thinks he's not a sex worker #surprise he becomes Chay's secret sugar baby and has no idea #(jk it actually causes A Lot Of Problems in their relationship) #(but that's a post for a later date) #Khun and Macau are also going to be adorable #love-hate relationship peak right thre #they fight all day long but then Macau is alone and afraid #Kim and vegas gone for the night #he curls up with Khun for comfort #i have So Many Feelings about this au #i've been percolating on it for week s #spinning it around in my brian #crunching on it #it's that good shit

[celestiall0tus]

Paris Special Thoughts

Alright, I've seen the new special and will be giving my thoughts. Minor/major spoilers ahead so, be warned.

I was pleasantly surprised that I enjoyed it. Truly. But! I will preface this with this:

THIS IS NOT AN ANTI-VERSE CASE

I'm sure a good portion of us were expecting this, but this is far from the case. This is just like any AU and I loved it! It was different, it was great, I loved the world-building, the characterizations of Shady and Claw, everything. Even the emotional resolution felt earned. Shady seeing Marinette's diary and Claw venting his frustrations. It just felt, well, right. Even Shady and Claw's troubles felt real to me seeing these sort of issues in teens given the line of work I'm involved in. I can see their motivations for what they are, why their trauma would lead them to their decisions, and more.

I also appreciated the explanation of Tikki in the beginning when questioned about the multiple universes. I thought I would be annoyed that they were just now addressing it, but nah, it was good.

I also really loved the ending snippet where Monarch attempted to visit different universes and I absolutely adored the different AUs. The Mister Bug and Lady Noire, Scarabella and Kitty Noire, the comic book, and especially the anime one. It was fun and was just really nice.

Overall, I loved it. Claw was unhinged, but just as much a dork as Chat. The Bugs are amazing. Hesperia, I mean, Betterfly snickers was great. I loved his origin, world, situation, everything. I also love how it's implied that Emilie died in the line of action for a better world and fuck it was good. If anyone writes out that world, send me a link. I would be very interested in reading it.

Good special, good time, highly recommend.

#miraculous #miraculous ladybug #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir #au #miraculous au #paris spoilers #paris special #ml spoilers #ml paris spoilers #ml paris special #ml sugar #I love it #totally recommend #give it a watch #seriously I would love to see fanfic on that world #the potential #pleasantly surprised #shadybug and claw noir

[ma-du]

#chocolate guy #I officially give up #Congratulations Amaury #you are a much better furniture designer than me #look at him #bastard (affectionate) #I wouldn't be surprised if the glass of wine was made of sugar #he did it again #a fucking bar amaury #seriously? #what are you an anime protagonist? #what else are you going to create to send the Tumblr horde into a frenzy again?

[hoofpeet]

OUGH OK for the idea of Ingo raising Spice, is there a chance that Spice was able to skip out on literally freezing and dying out in the cold? As like an au or something

It's nice to think about Ingo potentially preventing that... and maybe Spice would look different at all? Lol I don't remember the specifc lore but there could be some interesting differences too

Oughwhaghu Spice being a normal living Zoroark... I imagine he's still more like an arctic fox than anything so he's still mostly white but has some black fur on his back

#mailbox #surprised i've never drawn swapped type sugar and spice actually #lliving spice ... #ig i imagined his mom dropped him off after hatching but #sneaking his egg into sneaslers nest to keep it warm so that spice can hatch normally... ough

[winter-petal]

So here's a few things i've noticed abt the luka salt takes

99999.9% of the takes r like:

"LUKA IS A CREEP"

"LUKA MANIPULATE MARINETTE"

"LUKA GUILT TRIPS HER"

"LUKA HAS THE PERSONALITY OF A PLANK OF WOOD"

"PEOPLE WORSHIP LUKA FOR DOING NOTHING"

"LUKA CAN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER"

"LUKA'S THE MOST WHITEST AND BORING CHARACTER"

And then my brain was like:

"huh? None of these takes are making sense"

but then it reminded me of someone.....

creep.....manipulative......guilt tripping.....being worshipped for nothing......can't take no for an answer...whitest and boring character....Wait....all of those things match Adrien not Luka......Wait....ARE THEY.....

ARE LUKA SALTERS REALLY PROJECTING ADRIEN ONTO LUKA JUST TO PAINT HIM (LUKA) ON A BAD LIGHT?

#luka sugar #adrien salt #luka deserves better #*sigh* #I'm not even surprised

[resident-gay-bitch]

little rich boy sirius who gets disowned and can barely survive without his expensive brands and the basic human need to eat at least once a day meeting the entirely too generous james potter who just falls for the vanity and sincerity of the reformed rich boy and decides that once sirius stops caring about brands and status and rich boy things and just cares about what matters in life he decides to spoil his boyfriend to pieces because he’s secretly sitting on a fucking fortune

#idk i just think it’s funny #like james would find sirius when he’s struggling with money because he’s so bad at saving and prioritising his spendings because he’s never #had too before and so james would teach him how to do all that stuff and emotionally support sirius through it all and sirius just falls in #love with this beautiful guy who’s just so generous and who teaches him so many things and finds value in kindness and sincerity and #compassion and all that jazz and james falls in love with sirius helplessly because he might be stuck up and vein and kind of selfish and #is stuck up and cares all too much about status but he’s trying so hard to be better and he finds empathy because sirius got kicked out for #the worst reasons because he’s always been the black sheep of his highly cultist christian family or whatver and he’s also outwardly queer #and james decides that he wants to give sirius everything and loves the way he looks in expensive makeup and designer faux fur coats and #heels and divine jewellery and all that jazz but makes sirius sell it all and learn what it means to be human and not rely on money and #status and brands and stuff and sirius learns what it’s like to be decent and in touch with humanity and only then does james take sirius on #a surprise luxury holiday for his birthday or something and then just buys him thousands of dollars worth of all these glamorous looking #things and sirius is like omg what the fuck jamie and then he just becomes sirius’ sugar daddy because he can’t help himself but they’re #also in love and much better people because of it and when sirius buys things now it’s not because of brands or because they have big price #tags like he used too. he now buys things with james’ credit card he keeps in his own wallet because he thinks he’ll feel pretty in them or #because he thinks james will loose it if he sees sirius walking around in it or if he sees a really cute toaster that sends him into a #frenzy that has him spending all way too much on an impromptu kitchen renovation but james doesn’t care because as long as his boyfriend is #happy and actually paying attention to the price of things and calculating the best value and taking james’ opinion as well and just being #happy and safe and accepted in his new home and family here with his jamie #please i think they’d be so cute ugh!!! #prongsfoot #bambibelle #drabble #fic idea #marauders #james potter #sirius black #jay talks

[tj-crochets]

Went to the doctor just for a check up and he basically just told me "your body just processes sugar very well! :) :) :) It's a good thing! :) :) :) It can't possibly be the source of your symptoms even though eating fixes it :) :) :)" But there was also a moment when talking about my iron deficiency that is possibly one of the funniest things a doctor has ever said to me, up with the cardiologist who said "you're a medical mystery": He was going over my blood test results, and said "Your iron levels haven't gone up at all, they are still extremely low, but you're not anemic anymore" And I was like how am I not anemic anymore??? And he said "Your hemoglobin levels have gone up...somehow..." while frowning at the blood test results on his computer. It was very "somehow, palpatine has returned" lol

#the person behind the yarn #medical mention #food mention #he did at one point say the iron issue is probably an absorption issue #which. give this is either my third or my sixth absorption issue (depending on if you count electrolytes) #I'm not exactly surprised but I'm also not thrilled #at some point it stops being 'your body is very good at processing' and starts being #'your body just yeets all nutrients out of it!' #I am on two different medications to make me retain salt more #like. one that is 100% the entire reason I take that med #one that that's a side effect of that med strong enough they thought I shouldn't take both together #until they did bloodwork to check (and found it was appropriate to take both) #and I STILL need a RIDICULOUS amount of salt #and sometimes! even with two different meds and like four different kinds of salt pills! I straight up do not retain salt! #I get super dehydrated and cannot fix it for days! #and I am more tired of it than I perhaps realized #just real tired of doctors going 'your body is just so efficient at processing :) :) :)' #I am already doing all the low blood sugar things. smaller more frequent meals lots of protein lots of complex carbs #not looking for advice just wanted to share the 'somehow...your hemoglobin has gone up' #because I do genuinely find that really funny

[rudjedet]

I, congenital anosmic, tend to have two modes of engagement with scent-related epiphanies:

1. what do you mean "sugar has a scent" you are pulling my leg I'm sure of it 2. what do you mean "people don't normally recognise eachother by their scent" you can recognise fucking grass when you smell it

#in these examples I feel it should just be like... #either sugar has a scent AND you can recognise other people by sniffing them #or you can't recognise people by sniffing them and sugar DOESN'T have a scent #otherwise it doesn't make seeeeeense #but yeah anyway i'm either surprised something has a scent or something scent-related doesn't work the way i thought it did

[unpretty]

it had the presentation. it had the ingenuity. it was edible. jacob's sandwich deserved that win.

#original #game changer #game changer spoilers #I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE ELSE SAYS #regular sandwiches with no shock or surprise value fail to meet all criteria regardless of how delicious they may be #i was so stressed waiting to find out if jason would win #and yes before you ask that IS why i looked up evidence of that sugar ray concert

[black-salt-cage]

Stimboard prompt: Send me a character from any (allowed) media and I will determine what type of Pokemon Trainer I think they'd be Character: Montgomery Gator (Five Nights at Freddy's series) Answer: Music / Punk based trainer, no specific typing Party: ♂ Toxtricity, ♂ Obstagoon, ♀ Exploud ♂ Skeledurge (shiny) ☽ - ✰ - ☾ ☽ - ✰ - ☾ ☽ - ✰ - ☾

ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚ Question by @paramountpetrichor

#💙 sugar life posting 🌙 #surprise! I'll also include what I imagine their party to be :) #stimboards #stimboard #ask game #stimboard game #stimboard ask game #FNAF #Five Nights at Freddy's #Monty Gator #Montgomery Gator #Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach #FNAF:SB #slime #poking #stars #Pokemon #Nintendo #plushies #stuffed toys #cosplay #costumes #green #nails #nail polish #shiny #painting #paint #art #artwork

[dizzybizz]

what is ur farmers favorite fruit and favorite vegetable :)))

CORN, APPLE, OR ANYTHING CRUNCHY THAT HE CAN REALLY DIG HIS TEETH INTO. he's not picky but he is a biter.

#TEEHEE :3c #he would snack on straight up rocks if he could.. someone introduce him to jawbreakers or those crystal sugar candies whatever theyre calle #guy has the jaw strength of a machine but you wouldnt know from looking at his smooth round face. #stardew valley #sdv #sdv farmer #guyssailawayfarm #my art #doodle #oh and his fave things to harvest is anything that grows underground that he gets to pull up #<- this made me realize there arent any carrots.... sadge he would love those #with the added surprise of seeing how big it is

[sushicatdasilly]

Thinking about how Envy a global sex symbol and lead singer of the clash at demonhead is give one stunt double while Wallace who got the role just by being himself was given 4 different stunt doubles and tells Envy to

“Get a better lawyer babe”

This makes me think did Wallace fuck a lawyer-

#scott pilgram takes off #scott pilgrim #wallace wells #envy adams #OR HE JUST HAS ALOT OF MONEY SAVED FROM PREVIOUS SUGAR DADDIES #I WOULDNT BE SURPRISED #BUT I WOULD BE SHOCKED HOW HE MANGED TO FUCK A LAWYER

[beeduoo]

originnssssss who remembers origins i Loved origins

Lowkey i ate with rhis actually no i didn't i ate wirh rhat ENDER EYE Why is it so rendered Hello

IGNORW RHEIR UGLY UGLY DESIGNS This was before they switched to their iconic Skins past e didn't know......

#loosely based off of this old thing it's under the Cut #origins smp #beeduo #beeduo fanart #idk what other tags to put i cant put C because this isn't C this is O..... but like do people even check those tags idk #actually no im scared i heard theres been like three failed origins revivals i dont want to interfere with their character ecosystem i was #only there for the first one😅 #i rewatched some origins streams a little while ago oh my god theyre SO FUNNY #DUDE DOES ANUONE REMMEBER THAT ONE STREAM I COUDLNT FIND RHIS ONE STREAM #IR EAS LIKE THE ONE WHERE TUBBO WAS SINGING SUGAR BY MAROON FIVE thats all i remmeber ANF ALSO RNE can i call you senpaaiiii bit thay shit h #ad me CRYING in 2021 Please i swear this happened imnot crazy but also they might have been separate streams actuallu i dont rememebr its #been wayyyyyyy too long #BUT IT HAPPENED I PROMISE Sorry i've been gone for a while ive been very busy lots of Things going on went to Six flags then jad a surprise #bday party then i had to buy shoes for prom then Go to prom and also i do figure skating and am out like every day idknt have Time im sorry☹ #had a crepe yesterday it was sooooo goood im like learning to drive too that shit is boring as hell my dad kept gettign 😑 bc i couldn't stop #yawning DRIVING IS SO BORING its not my fault😭😭😭😭 #ok what else ohhhh. y god i locked in SO HARD for this physics essay u guys dont even knowim getting ONE HUNDRED on that trust i just really #wanted to share ok i love you bge #WAIT ACTUALLT SORRU IM LIKE REMMEBERJNG THE ORIGINS STREAMS K WAYCHED #RANBOO WAS SO FUCKING FUNNT IN THOSE STREAMS TOO LIKE I REMEMBER NIKI WANTED TO SEE THEIR BASE and tubbo was like ooh maybe we can put like #water down here for you niki we need a water system and ranwas like Do we though?I WAD WAYCHING THAT .LIKE DAMMMNNNNNN OM LIKE GIGGLING WRIT #ING THIS RIGHT NOW I CAN HEARTHE CLIP HE DID NOTTT WANT HER IJNTHEIR BASE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #I NEED TO FIDN THAT STREAM WHERE IRS LIKE TOMMY AND JACK A D FHEHRE LOKE TALKING ABOUT DUOS AND THEN JACK SAYS THE MOST OUT OF POCKET SHIT I #VE EVER HEARD LKKE I LITERALLU HAD TK PAUSE. H PHONE AND BURST OUR LAUHJIMG MY JAW WAS ON THE FLOORRRRR DO U GUYS R EME ER WTF IM TLAKING AB #OUT IDK HOW TO FIND THESE STREAMS Oh my god u really Had to be there early 2021 that was liye the funniest era of mt life i wlild be #Tearing up from lauhjimg every day I MISS WAYCHING STREAMS LIVE CHAT WAS SO FUNNY I wishe it was archivedI WISH MORE STREAMERS KEPT CHAT ON #SCREEN i defiently understand why most didn't like Wyd when chats annouing ad hell but also Me 3 years later is interested in what the pub #lic had to say.... ok Now bye